Geoffrey the Dumbass: Heart to Heart

Geoff opens up. Christ.
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Musical assets sampled from the album "Richie" by Outasight.

[@yugeshpk9094]

One take Jake would be so proud of this.

[@Elysiadon]

Came here for this comment

[@TheSuperLegoMan100]

Geoff spits fire and never starts over. but seriously props to geoff and reilly, they do a lot of these long takes

[@Decenium]

well it helps that it wasnt at all funny

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

You want to try that again sport?

[@SNIPERVIPER141]

That song is a lie

[@Shellitronnn]

That slow zoom in was more than subtle...it was fine

[@chaumas]

A slow zoom for this dope groom makes that badonkadonk go boom.

[@ryanpellattmusic]

That’s not more than subtle, it’s just different

[@Yang-ob4lk]

Subtle, yet NOT illegal

[@camozombie9008]

It was more than fine it was chine

[@TriforceTK]

Geoff’s Dad is a snake oil salesmen of the highest calendar

[@eelvis1674]

TriforceTK He's a goddamn card counter triforce

[@juandiegoprado]

TriforceTK And he’s got thin and spindly little legs!

[@brentglassman5540]

The old snake oil sales rep

[@cheenewah]

Geoff and Amir are broskis?

[@coffin7904]

@@NDJunction amirs dad*

[@Danifran21]

I love Geoffrey's voice and the way he says "so I turned to dumbassery"

[@Angels510]

No one gets famed for being an accountant!? Tell that to Ace and Jocelyn.

[@TheMastermind729]

If you love that shit say na na na na na na hey

[@Last_Respecter]

@@TheMastermind729 mom close the door!

[@JamScamly]

who??

[@Strummie]

@@JamScamly Astronaut accountants and they’re coming at your face!

[@daninbox]

One try Rye.

[@surelyred]

This is comedy fold.

[@ramonorozco2670]

Lmao he's like the goddamn Joker.

[@johnangelle5975]

8Bit Murray Wanna know how I got these jorts?

[@Amlink]

Then I’m the joker

[@chaumas]

*Jokester

[@JeremyHoffman]

*Jortster Keep in mind, not all heroes wear capes.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

I breathe. I too am like the Joker.

[@darmam0o]

Can we get some info on the girth of Geoff's dad's legs?

[@eelvis1674]

darmam0o no bone, just skin, like to limp garden hoses

[@hadracTheImmortal]

(Or lack thereof ;) )

[@weoutchea3982]

Thick of quad and calf...

[@thagrammarnazi]

darmam0o Nightmarishly thick, 30" in diameter, muscles like a shaved bull. Naturally greasy too - one lick would coat the back of your throat like chocolate and send you on some weird sexual trance that scientists are quite frankly dumbfounded AND scared by, Geoff's father is a succubus of himself.

[@stancollins6593]

3 inches in centimetres

[@wafflemaker6590]

Reminds me of those episodes of Jake and Amir where I’d feel bad for Amir and then immediately regret feeling any sympathy for him

[@MelvinBurch]

"So I turned to dumbassery" 😭😭😭😭😭

[@killingblow528]

1:35 Reily’s acting here is SO good. You can spot the moment she calls bs 😂💯

[@jonathandb91]

"My mom was a famous accountant..." Reilly: 🤔 ... *Can't believe I fell for it again* 😐

[@jeremykurtz9031]

Geoffrey is a surprisingly good actor. He delivers the lines really well.

[@TheCode52]

jeremy kurtz and he dresses fine

[@mariabrown6926]

TheCode52 fines*

[@incog.nyto.]

Fiennes

[@jeremykurtz9031]

It's good, fine, AND fair

[@FrancisR420]

All in one take

[@michaeltsouris8190]

Being dumb always had my back

[@waffleiron3956]

Being a dumbass always came to my baseball games

[@fadence]

Loved the slow zoom.

[@sagielevy]

fadence wow just noticed. Great stuff

[@getingetout5318]

"Why.....are you?" - Amir

[@inm42]

Reminds me so much of the classic Michael Scott to Toby line - "Why are you the way that you are? I hate... so much... about the things you choose to be"

[@cr7owns]

The best line in the series 😂😂

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

I like how they put the Jake and Amir dolls in the video. THAT'S AWESOME DUDE.

[@ExtremeUltimo]

What the hell man. Geoff's acting is really getting good, holy moly.

[@michaelmuise]

I'm so glad reilly's back

[@eelvis1674]

Michael Muise I THOUGHT SHE LEFT!

[@hadracTheImmortal]

"I lied about the baseball" "I know."

[@annunanki]

who am I to deny their off screen chemistry?

[@c_nei4690]

Jake On screen chemistry?! Really Jake?!

[@Mop19]

Off screen! He said off screen, and I didnt do anything!

[@billytaj7708]

MOP my knees. My tiny knees.

[@Angels510]

Another reference from the episode everyone is talking about*

[@CapitalExpression]

Do you think this hot?

[@maroonpug7]

Too early to predict an oscar for this legendary... nay, absolutely positively mediocre performance from a God damn powerhouse of an actor, character, and dare I say, friend?

[@Yang-ob4lk]

It was more than mediocre. It was dece

[@Craisins]

Astronaut accountant?

[@Ростислав-п1у]

That's an OG reference if i've ever seen one.

[@eelvis1674]

If you love that shit say na na na na na na na - mom close the door !

[@fyukfy2366]

HOW DID I MISS THAT AMBER TAUPE CHANCE AT A REFERENCE?!?!?!?

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

"why are you the way that you are" - Michael Scott

[@KeithSwanger]

The one-take duo.

[@cracksuperman]

That wind up for the "thats awesome dude" was amazing. True heroics if you ask me.

[@mysidianbard5890]

I love how when they agree to be open and honest he only gives her enough information to keep stringing her along longer.

[@GrahamStratton]

Please don't stop making this series, its gold

[@ryangold3050]

Holy shit! I just saw on IMDb that Reilly has been co-writing the last few with Geoff (Broadway, Avicci, etc). What can't she do😍😍😍

[@bigsillysockfullofspiders2715]

My theory is that Geoffrey is actually a genius but he is just a being of pure chaos

[@DYLANBROCHILL]

we just turned a corner...

[@deFt18]

It's never been

[@TheCrazyLazy]

Wow, this has so much potential for future references in later episodes/skits.

[@shawnbrando6145]

TheCrazyLazy Hell, I’d pay to watch a mini series with these two! They’re so cute together!

[@zestyzucchini57]

years later we'll come back and write essays in the comment sections about geoffs character and how much this reveals

[@justusthedeep]

The slow pan is genius and these guys are the new ultimate duo

[@fyukfy2366]

i was so bad at being pitcher, you know what my dad did? HE FRICKIN MOVED!

[@auganic]

1 take. That's awesome dude

[@henrygoodyear2029]

Famous accountant always cracks me up. I feel like it’s a call back to an episode of the pod. But maybe not

[@jackpike3960]

Hey Geoffrey I was in Ireland at the cliffs of moor on Thursday June 21st and happened to walk passed you on the cliffs trail. I was that weird dude who made uncomfortable eye contact with you as you walked by. I’m a huge fan and was caught off guard lol I didn’t want you to think I was just some weirdo!

[@dannyaa123]

Love this girl! She fits in the role so well

[@scytha3721]

I almost feel for Geoff in this. I too turn to comical and nonchalant emotions instead of using my head and my heart to be ope.

[@popcornisfromcorn]

BREAKTHROUGH WRITING!!!!! SOOOOOO GOOOOODD

[@LimLamOfficial]

This was a good sketch. I'm glad Reilly is more involved in the videos, she's a good actress. The dynamics between the two characters really work well. Good video. +1 like.

[@allaroundtubin]

imagine walking the 9-person lineup EIGHTEEN TIMES. that takes at least 4 pitches per player. 9x4x18 is at least 648 pitches. Most MLB pitchers throw like 100 pitches max per game. Geoff’s arm must be JACKED. That’s awesome dude.

[@xenthedm]

Not if you hit them with the pitch, which I think Geoff alluded to doing. In which case we’d get just one pitch per batter 18 times over so 9x18 = 162 pitches and a really incompetent umpire.

[@DendyJungle]

His mom was so good at accounting that she frickin moved up in the accountancy world

[@jonathanmartin4667]

I hope there's an episode where they reveal that Geoff is obsessed with the Jake and Amir sketches and tries to emulate them in every day life and is insane thatd be... acceptable.

[@ceohannahbannanah1238]

:-) I think this is the episode that made me feel the most special, please make more like this.... Riley is such a great addittion to the episodes because she's not just reacting to Geoff she can invoke like :) these special, intimate situations, I dont mind that the episode went the way it did but I'd love to see more... Actual heart to heart's :) thanks guys, good job riley and geoff

[@fgcnani5200]

of jorts, absolutely of jorts.

[@weoutchea3982]

FGC Nani to be SHORTS

[@andresluz4973]

Like 10 seconds in and I already know this is going to be amazing.

[@slycooper459]

“I turned to dumbassery”

[@nibbity8356]

These videos are getting better and better, really seems like everyone has found the flow of each episode! Reily especially found her fit really quickly!

[@eelvis1674]

Hajime Hinata I love it, she treats Geoff like he has special needs

[@thatquietkid]

Love me a good One Take

[@skalty9868]

Still no answer to his extravagant wealth.

[@jessesegel2606]

0:26-0:30 "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

[@youngknowledgeseeker]

Watching these makes me realize how good of a “straight man” Jake was

[@BearsFansTalk]

ONE TAKE JAKE ONE TAKE JAKE

[@creb672]

What a great monologue

[@F4rl30d]

"That was an awesome back story dude!"

[@SirOee]

This video is great! After seeing the outtake volumes I’m really impressed with your performances! Good work! That was legit funny!

[@JamScamly]

total masterpiece 😩

[@jeremyhill1227]

That was awesome dude

[@chase_saddy]

No recent comments :(. And episode not even 100K views. This deserves so much more. No references to HG or JA here. So sad.

[@weoutchea3982]

Being a dumbass always came to my baseball games 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Curtsy208]

This was amazing. Amazing.

[@cruisersgm]

I really wanted Reilly to open her laptop at the end and say "Woah...Avicci died"

[@Dr.GuglioTepTep]

This is class

[@SevereFaith]

on a scale of one to ten, one being not so extreme and ten being extremely extreme. I GIVE THAT A NINE POINT FIVE

[@jimmysonglaugh8110]

That was frustrating. We turned a corner. That sociopath.

[@useraccount4542]

Riley’s hair up is the greatest

[@zabba7461]

Honestly? Might be my favorite Headgum sketch so far.

[@nathanyaworski2264]

Riley and Geoff are so funny together!

[@TheGamingHandbook]

So do these sketches take place in the same universe as Jake and Amir?

[@jonnil1997]

TheFalloutHandbook no

[@bagada7]

Jake and Amir is part of the Headgum Extended Universe

[@neutrinocoffee1151]

legally no (CH owns the rights to those characters)

[@Gabeghouls]

Well, so many lines and jokes are similar- may I imply even stolen? Is it stealing if it’s from yourself though?

[@superanimeniac]

jake and amir have a very defined style when they write comedy together, that basically requires a straight man to a borderline sociopathic moron. You can see this through all their writing - 'my super not chill ghost roommate', 'lonely and horny', 'jake and amir', and now here, in geoffrey the dumbass.

[@markerenberg3439]

The tension in this was.....palpable.

[@thaiscare]

OMG OMG the level of complexity introduced did not empty his character but enriched it extremely! Two ways it could go sour, developing it too fully and allowing him to truly "open up" or ignoring this facet of the character. New to the channel but it's my two cents

[@msft777jf]

1 take cinema feast for the eyes . How many hollywoodmovies are 1 take. How many !

[@jimmysonglaugh8110]

I think the perfect end to the Geoffrey the Dumbass series would be for him to concede that his behavior all these years was indeed a persona. Just a 30 second monologue at some point in a seemingly regular conversation, explaining his facade and the reason for it, and then he just up and walks out of the office for the last time ever

[@fredschrader2108]

first good one in a long time

[@mrcurbstomp5464]

Need more Riley 😍😍😍

[@TheIdiothead]

I love the laptop almost falling at the beginning

[@ComradeCourtesy]

Easily one of my favorite ones!

[@VoteWillows]

Riley is so good in this one. That zoom too

[@crazydavedc]

Man, some real character growth in this one!

[@inigogw]

this is actually art , good ole Geoffrey.

[@samp-w7439]

One take Geoff!!

[@Datduuudeee]

Change the outros more often! You could bang like 10 out in like 2 hours!

[@ThatDanishGuy]

Well he did say that opening up would be hard for national morale of him

[@superneko99]

One take! Here we go!

[@goodtimesasaurus]

a real vanderbilt of himself!

[@NotMac]

I’ll always laugh when Geoff grabs the other person’s hand

[@d3thdrive]

I could actually see these 2 in a different series all together.

[@koustave]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard that I almost had a Stroke at the end man! I'm trying to breath heavily now to stabilize myself. FUCK! Geoff is bloody genius actor... beautiful! beautiful execution of this joke. NO I'm not on drugs. This made my week! That's awesome dude!!

[@slycooper459]

One take Geoff

[@blockhasher7957]

this was my first Geoffrey the Dumbass video, and oh my god, it was brilliant, been hooked ever since, you know, hooked, like drugs, if something is addictive, that's how you know it's good, if it's not addictive, then it's just not good, its a fact

[@SLADEYKINS]

I love that it got real for a sec only to not be real at all

[@CroshVine]

Being a dumbass always had my back! haha

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Holy shit, one take Jake would be so proud Man, I love Riley. She fits in SO well. She's perfect.

[@johnchapman9487]

“Did I mention Sall was a goose” -throwback Thursday

[@Josh-st6pu]

Riley’s such a good actor and so pretty

[@peterborinski]

Great Acting!

[@legoindy111]

It was the truth and he's babe ruth slam dunk

[@christianmalave9812]

One take Geoff.

[@100Hasake]

Man thsi channel is actually fucking genius why do yall get so little views