Geoffrey the Dumbass: Patreon Audition

[@vincentwilliamson9255]

We open on an ice cold Geoffrey James, shivering to camera in a meat locker

[@Last_Respecter]

Haha which episode was that from again

[@BrinPuz]

@@Last_Respecter the rand pauls drag race one

[@jeremybuckets]

exactly ice

[@JamesWarnersFurTime]

but he doesn't show it

[@phil6057]

@@JamesWarnersFurTime that’s sort of a secret between him and the set

[@baljot1231]

The way he says “4.99 monthly FEEEE”. It is sex and I am cash.

[@EvilApple567]

MY headshot and resume? It's never been

[@annikala]

EvilApple567 of jorts

[@ATJ253]

EvilApple567 it has been, its always been, its been right now, it’s currently being... Why did you just get a PUSH NOTIFICATION FROM YOUR TIME APP?!

[@EvilApple567]

@@ATJ253 Oh that's from my time guy, Clock.

[@justinz9225]

Watch Reilly's face when Geoff starts his audition. She's so proud of his terrible acting.

[@Thefriendswhoactstui]

Taken 5: Liam Neeson threatened with tazer gun then kidnapped, wife will be fine and kid = there

[@brian3634]

You can forget about your $4.99 monthly fee.

[@corneliuscarter-williams724]

Riley is such a dimeshow. Gonna miss her

[@BenEvolvedIRL]

@lucasshanny did you watch the video shes fired

[@gerryg2560]

@@BenEvolvedIRL Wait for what?

[@MrStanislavski123]

For bringing this... to us

[@DLKentarou]

She was a goddamn Abe Licolner

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

BigM i love this

[@justinz9225]

This was the best video yet, I loved every single person. Reilly is great when she mothers Geoff. Amir can barely keep a straight face which means there are definitely outtakes we need to see.

[@meechivelli]

*This episode is easily top 10 of this series*

[@gooberdudes]

Damn can't believe this was Riley's last episode.

[@SpencerArinhaveamom]

gooberdudes rip

[@azamat_bagatov69]

No way ;(

[@danfromtheburgh]

Why is she leaving and where is she going?

[@gooberdudes]

@@danfromtheburgh Didn't you watch the video? She got fired :(

[@Aryeh487]

Wait what why?

[@elephandopa8004]

"Don't make me reach for my taser Liam Neeson for it is you who will be taken this time. Your wife will be fine. Your kid, there." I'd watch it.

[@Ciphonn]

RIP Rilley she will be missed and.... she'll be kissed

[@ackwell11]

She's with Mailer "Matt Damon" Daemon actually. Just my luck!

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

@@ackwell11 Don't worry though. She has a friend- Meg Ryan. You can look up what's Gucci with her.

[@bobxyzp]

Missed her missed her now I gotta kissed her

[@semi-sweet]

I find myself imagining Donald Faison on a booze cruise every waking moment of my wretched life.

[@brobincrux5714]

2:35 I want someone to look at me the way Reilly looked at Geoff lol

[@KyanNezhad]

Dude fr

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

Are you TRYING to get evil Reilly back? Because this is how you do it. She even warned you, she didn't want to be the bad guy.

[@paulallen04105]

If Riley is leaving I'm officially going to audition to un-patreon!

[@jamesgrimes4587]

2:33 Reilly is glowing with support

[@dibguha2170]

If Riley’s fired I swear to God I’m gonna frickin move!

[@DennisTague]

Dib Guha are you Amir’s dad?

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

Have fun in New York

[@Last_Respecter]

Vin Diesel doesn't need to audiesel, HE'S OFFER ONLY.

[@DJGoose2]

It cracks me up when Riley smiles and nods at Geoff during the taken speech like she thinking "Yeah, hes fuckin nailin it."

[@brendontompa-clinch2306]

Awee byee Riely, going to miss you!! Youre hilarious, and so f-ing gorgeous

[@theosipodcast]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed at one of these in a while. Keep it up!!

[@JayMiV]

Rilence will not be silenced!

[@Trouser_J_Slacks]

How is the coat the right size on Reilly but giant on Geoff

[@max_jimenez]

I would also like to audition to become a patron. Here’s my headshot/resume: .

[@ocotillo6468]

It's never been.

[@johnl623]

You brought us a blank sheet of paper with a period. Exactly rice.

[@blushingfrieza]

Your headshot just says Penis Hudson

[@beepain6005]

My favorite Headgum video

[@tarrenl4068]

2.31 was the best moment of my entire life

[@jeremykurtz9031]

The performances and writing keep getting better! Great job guys!

[@markerenberg3439]

Easily my favorite headgum video. Showcases all of their comedic talents so distinctly

[@liamivancic8353]

This might be the best one yet

[@brianrobbins2220]

Geoff and riley are getting really great. They just keep getting better, im really enjoying these!

[@blumenwitz6278]

Geoff couldn't match Mr. Nort's "Interior, I don't give a flaming fart"

[@AwesomeLorenzoBros]

Jake, Amir and Geoff in the same video again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All we need now is for them to bring back that's awesome dude. And is it me or does it sound like Amir says "empty blake page" at 0:47

[@hiei116]

This is one of my favorites now!

[@RobotsOnFire]

Love seein' my bois!!!

[@nyby100]

These videos are the fucking funniest. So glad they are making shorts again

[@Strummie]

Your kid? There.

[@dontavoidthenoid]

Was this scripted? Jake and Amir's lines/reactions seem extremely genuine.

[@KR-bu7dk]

None of these videos are scripted. Marty just videos these to upload himself.

[@OurEyesAreYetToOpen]

They used to write Jake and Amir ON THE DAY while shooting, no doubt most of that was improv'd

[@fxlkpunkrapper]

it seemed genuine, is all

[@OdinBlaine]

Imagine Donald Faison donning an old face on. And that's just Faison phase 1

[@clubbabysealz9544]

Why I'm unlikable part 1: At work we had an intruder in a locked down facility. I went to make sure the person didnt go into a certain area and as I walked by other coworkers I said "They cant find out about this leather goods sceem."

[@lulusobel8643]

This is kind of like a Jake and Amir with two Jakes and two Amirs, which is weird to think about

[@deeboseph]

Jake's shirt is super chill, I wonder where he got it

[@DaleMallows]

I think it's a Pendleton flannel shirt.

[@thagrammarnazi]

Forever 21, there’s a unisex section upstairs

[@NYCybertruck]

It’s a bad shirt. I make it work because I’m an attractive dude.

[@fyukfy2366]

this was the best one in a while

[@jakobpopek485]

I can watch this video so many times it's crazy!

[@wesleylitalien4562]

How many? How many is so many?

[@jakobpopek485]

@@wesleylitalien4562 You know, a bad amount of time

[@wesleylitalien4562]

@@jakobpopek485 I watched this video like…60 times. I was…STUPID after

[@jakobpopek485]

I don't believe that... 60 is not a believable number

[@Strummie]

It’s not fair. I end up having to watch these twice or thrice because I’m always too busy crying over Reilly’s beauty.

[@Jamesbond157660]

When Jake pauses after Geoffery swallows his vomit 😂

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

I have never seen 2160p in my life. It was actually noticeably better than 1080p which I didn't even realize was possible.

[@SimpleKenny]

I knew it looked a bit nippy in there

[@owenbouchard3164]

I love how Amir is about to crack for a lot of his shots. Dear HeadGum, change nothing.

[@rnjbond]

The friendship between Geoffrey and Riley is kinda cute

[@JP-wk7cc]

Not to be.... crude, or anything. Nor lewd, definitely not rude.... but Rileys mid-driff when she put that sweater on Geoff..... all I'm going to say is..... it gave me a tickly feeling on my insides.

[@joshxkerrigan]

My favorite cast.

[@henrykates1907]

I think we’re long overdue another episode of outtakes

[@ballsballsers8253]

amir at 2:24 they dont even try to stay in character anymore lol

[@kaseylee539]

I laugh out loud....at every sketch. 🏆🏆

[@lukejackson8375]

can you turn the contrast up just a little bit, the colours on every video are just so beige and dim, makes everyone look translucent

[@EliNelsonJusAwesome]

again, how does headgum not have more subs?

[@goonsgoons1]

So how do I marry Riley, is it an audition or

[@goonsgoons1]

Same

[@joeyfromschool]

@@goonsgoons1 was this a joke or did you not know that was you

[@goonsgoons1]

@@joeyfromschool of course!

[@thetimeisrite]

I can't tell if they're actually in financial trouble or if it's just a gag

[@pidginjeff3074]

Nevermind I’m back, Geoffrey is a cutie to be sure and I want to hug him

[@ramifaroush1193]

“Remember when he walked in and brought us this ? “Holds a single sheet of paper”” 😂

[@annaheff7332]

Geoffrey seriously has great audition skills, I think this kid could go all the way.

[@ThePantheons]

fuck Riley's a dream girl. funny stunn(y)ing and a goddamn tenpunny

[@Gabeghouls]

“It happens so quickly, for you to be cold like that”

[@randomness264]

"Imagine Donald Fagen on a booze cruise" "No"

[@seand6576]

We wish her the best in her future endeavors.

[@jonnyyoung9215]

Not a single damn one of them could barely keep a straight face and I fucking loved it.

[@GeejMusic]

Cheeky ad for your patreon, lads.

[@geoff1025]

To be fair Geoff did not want to do the audition

[@originadept9706]

Riley is actually pretty damn attractive, not gonna lie

[@brian3634]

A smokeshow of sorts, a dimeshow of jorts.

[@ConverseSC]

Actually I think she's pretty damn FIRED

[@deFt18]

why do you lie often?

[@originadept9706]

@@deFt18 no, but people think I do

[@eatyourcereal5651]

It’s good to seeJake and amir like old collogehumor

[@Mr.Limekiller]

I got to see Reilly's porcelain midriff so I'm doing pretty good.

[@brockb6942]

Riley is absolutely gorgeous. A true catch. The total package. Betrothe me

[@fyukfy2366]

i was gonna become a patron but only if i could audition so nvm

[@superneko99]

Marty's back! Thought he was dead!

[@joecool9337]

Riley/Geoff where did you get that sweater? It looks dope

[@treyrmason]

JoeCool933 at a freakin rave

[@BarginsGalore]

Tope

[@VixaRS]

Does amir say "Empty blake page on both sides" or am I hearing things.

[@joeybrisk1869]

Jacket on point

[@FlyingBirdFlip]

Wooo Jake and Amir have gone 4K =D

[@the-boring-car-guy]

An I the only one who hears it as "this video is a head guh video"?

[@robertrichards6964]

I really like Jake's shirt

[@ilikepop44]

Jacket was pretty fly ngl.

[@axlglenn2156]

JUMP!

[@antlionanimation1700]

Dig the Grateful Dead jacket.

[@DoctorX17]

I'll hire Riley

[@gshak33]

Geoffrey's shoulders make me want jump

[@b3productions974]

Riley is my fav character

[@petterfiskvik5226]

He’s six twen? That’s pretty tall.

[@keerthan4081]

Seriously 1000000 strong to remake jake and amir videos than this

[@wowzers1237____]

Riley is such a dime piece of a smoke show. I swear I just want to lay down and hug her.

[@munjee2]

A star is bjorn

[@Avatarodin]

Amir not being able to keep it together is great

[@utterlyj1277]

RIP Reilly.

[@smokejc]

Your wife will be fine, your kid there.

[@bobxyzp]

Was this all improv?

[@TheRealFoop]

Reilly is dressed weirder than Geoffrey

[@DLKentarou]

Ace episode, lest I say...

[@Craisins]

I am super ill today (it's called FOOD POISONING) But this video cured me.

[@mosquitopyjamas9048]

Riley is so mwah, chefs kiss. And I’m the chef so I mean… like yeah, right? I mean heh wow, I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t rilieve it factually

[@Billy_3]

Make a DnD ep with Murph, Caldwell, and Emily!

[@malekpinecone118]

lmao