Geoffrey The Dumbass: Somme

[@TriforceTK]

Of ports. Absolutely of ports.

[@fyukfy2366]

number 9: feeling WINE

[@anthonykeen8748]

fyukfy go to wine country, Napa Valley California

[@noahmeyer9056]

Not that good of a joke...

[@shannonjilbrooks7439]

Noah Meyer It's a reference to an old Jake and Amir sooo yeah....it was hilarious

[@shannonjilbrooks7439]

Anthony Keen Haha!!

[@shannonjilbrooks7439]

fyukfy Love it

[@Winteramen]

I love that running gag Amir is very self-conscious in front of Riley about abusing Geoff. I like that Riley defends Geoff, and I like that Amir always gets caught being mean to Geoff

[@Winteramen]

Oh my god Amir's “I didn't know she was here! I didn't know you were here...” cracks me the fuck up.

[@Winteramen]

@Alfredo for real 😂 what a great character dynamic

[@leem2155]

i love that you wrote this comment, and i love that you posted it. i love replying to this comment, and i love thinking about this comment.

[@NickDBaker]

It’s so gold that the only times that Amir is decent is when Riley is watching and that makes him even more a of a scumbag

[@JeremyHoffman]

So this is Leather Goods Part 4, of sorts

[@dfetz3]

A simple Rosé

[@aakashdusane]

for this jose, makes all the chicks go ayayayay!

[@thatquietkid]

amir personally made those mason jars with his blow your own glass studio

[@Wastedtrait]

was the coal burning oven included?

[@tonoornottono]

@@Wastedtrait yeah he told mickey to throw it in

[@NateDoggDeMan]

@@tonoornottono Jake paid though

[@Winteramen]

@@tonoornottono Mickey's lyin', the whole world is crying, the whole world is crying for you. Mickey! Mickey! Muckey!

[@thomasweybrecht]

An anxious wine for this concubine makes all the grapes pop off the vine I fondled a barbecue sandwich...in church!

[@JotakRTS]

One of the best

[@raphael157157157]

the point is he gets into churches!

[@potudgruths972]

Since when have you been a concubine?

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Potud Gruths Confident Jake: "AT A CHURCH, LOOSER" (Chugs wine as he begins to cry from insecurity)

[@djwarrior5150]

Tell them what day it was!

[@wowzers1237____]

"You can say 'or don't' about anything! You're in frame by thee way... or don't."

[@tarrenl4068]

A punctual wine for this Chis Pine make the ladies supine! I spooned my lawyer, at a supermarket.

[@maddecent08]

Tarren inhumane!!

[@redmax9346]

The point is, he gets into to supermarkets

[@natedevins2920]

At 1:31 amir and Geoff drink at the same time

[@julsjgreen]

1:29

[@jessetorres5461]

Abraxo Cleaner 😆

[@gabriel_kaam_knr]

you're a WIZARD !

[@SiddarthaGuatama]

a dry Merlot for this poor schmoe makes the ladies say oh? I frenched my nephew at his own batmitzvah

[@edb1322]

This is one of the best ones you've ever done. Really solid script, great acting across the board.

[@Last_Respecter]

The script was tight. And that ain’t right.

[@Winteramen]

"It's an on-time wine." So bizarre

[@porkerpants]

Who?

[@JeremyHoffman]

Reilley was delivering such great touches even back when she was an intern. Like the little lean in she gives when Geoffrey is first tasting the wine, like she's saying, "alright, I'm probably gonna regret this, but I am curious to hear what he says about the wine".

[@michaelmuise]

This was absolutely one of my favourites

[@Noggintoggin]

Number nine feeling whine

[@spodybanjack8800]

Jake cracked up at that joke so much in the outtakes

[@4UDIOTAPE]

OMG THAT ENDING!

[@Mr.Limekiller]

This is how Whitney found out that her job had no upwards mobility.

[@CharurnerGaming]

yayy, riley's back!

[@stonetic2515]

3 minutes a week isn't enough to satisfy my need for Headgum content.

[@casher7821]

A swig of beer for this sommelier makes the ladies sneer! I licked my accountant. At a mankini contest.

[@carlton3363]

Casher you licked your accountant? Yeah, I judged a Mankini contest!

[@Bigkahkistan]

beer and sommelier? bad rhyme, bad you

[@Craisins]

This was more than hilarious! It was taupe!

[@thatquietkid]

Dope!

[@allwecanseeisaboveusnow]

Quite amber

[@rononyonka17]

That wine must have cost like a bad amount of money

[@mattwarren3274]

i love how the backstory with amir is building. this is one of my favorites so far

[@FirstLast-pk2of]

thought this was going to be related to the battle of the somme

[@KhyleTM]

One of my fav episodes, Riley is really good, she should be in these more.

[@kierankieran7507]

i can't tell why but every thursday i'm just waiting for these to come up in my feed. Great great great

[@Bennnnism]

The “I didn’t know she was here” made this fucking video.

[@Bennnnism]

Like she’s his fucking body guard.

[@tomward462]

way more riley. she funny as fuuuuck

[@holdenrolfs]

Tom Ward apparently she’s moving to New York :/ /s /?

[@joseaguilar3323]

They need more characters, they only have 5, 3 regulars really.

[@LTG709]

Amir yelling legit scares me.

[@decemberscott1289]

Riley was converted 😭

[@jonnil1997]

Love the callback

[@cambreeross878]

At 2:15 I was 100% sure Riley was going to say coy

[@brandogg9750]

Not me I say, I prefer the old fashioned way. What gets my rocks off why you don’t say. It’s a matter of taste, a simple rozay to end my day.

[@bunniz]

They should have started the video Geoffrey singing “body once told me the world is gonna roll me.”

[@anthonysamuels1431]

"All it takes is beers of training" is a phrase I now use often haha

[@sean_tr]

Riley is a legit 10ct piece, on the real no lie.

[@austinmurphy17]

Sean M. Tries I have to agree

[@ColdBlooded6666]

You need to go out more Sean.

[@smokejc]

Him going out more doesn't invalidate the fact that she's a smokeshow.

[@sean_tr]

Dude, I eat at at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest guys.

[@MichaelPuterbaugh]

queueing up outside 1Oak Chelsea waiting for her to move here

[@officialyakiclone1860]

Drinking wine and just had to watch this.. So great

[@anga.6891]

when amir realized riley was there and started screaming at geoff LMAOO it was good call back

[@RowBlanka]

i love that jake & amir often act as a team now...

[@Andresbutdigital]

I like how Riley joins in on Geoffrey's antics.

[@SheriTelevision]

love these guys...

[@thatquietkid]

Somme BODY once told me this wine was gonna roll me

[@Winteramen]

Some bahdy wanse told me that Headgum is gonna *podcast*

[@mouth4war880]

I named my guinea pig Jeffry, he used to be named sock, but now he’s geophery

[@AethusalaAeon]

I love that one that was funny

[@huntercitizen]

love these guys

[@natedevins2920]

Im subscribed to headgum on five youtube accounts. I love these videos more than breathing.

[@sludgehub]

The way jake say 'jesus chroist' gets me absolutely every time

[@sinn1sl0ken]

I just realized this is the same bottle of wine I got from a Club W subscription (that I got with an If I Were You promo code, no less). Geoffrey and I have shared the same wine... we're brothers now, I think.

[@madelinemiller5170]

Literally watching this while I am at work behind a wine bar. Perfection, of jorts.

[@natedevins2920]

Every time they make a new video. Its the best

[@Double0Pig]

GEOFFREY'S NOT EVEN 21 ILLEGAL VIDEO

[@anthonys216]

HE DOESN'T GET WINE! OF PORTS.

[@LiamEsterly]

These are quality videos from a company specializing in podcasts.

[@TheP-H]

i have to say best sketch yet imo

[@markerenberg3439]

Bring Reilly on full time! She’s hilarious

[@davisdavis468]

Where can I procure one of those Headgum Jason jars

[@SoxsDream]

It's a Reilly!

[@BarginsGalore]

What would you say is the perfect amount of oak

[@kickandblock]

Lmfaooooo, “specifically 1oak”

[@jessetorres5461]

That was a good one

[@camthethird]

Geoffrey is on his way to starring in those Dos Equis commercials. Eventually they'll realize he's not a dumbass but actually a really strong candidate for Most Interesting Man in the world. This series is somme of the best content on YT right now.

[@coreyperdue37]

I cant wait to meet Reilly and Geoff at headgum palooza. By meet I mean glance and pathetically not muster up the huevos to say hi to people 6 years younger than me

[@yospearson3128]

I think this is the best outro

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

So is Amir being emotionally abusive to Geoff in front of Riley a running gag?

[@annaheff7332]

All I want to know is whether those headgum jars are glass or plastic, and whether or not I can own one

[@ClonedControls]

....THAT'S AW-SOMME DUDE.

[@karlkarling1444]

I would kill for one of those headgum jars.

[@ruule]

"And now you're stupid all of a sudden?" 🤣🤣

[@Kyvinn]

I fucking love this shit and I need to meet them all.

[@WeeklyComedian]

I love how Riley does the Geoff face after Jake calls her stupid

[@SyntheticMew]

This is how the content should be from this channel to build. What made Jake and Amir so great. But with this cast you have ability to change up whose getting houmded for being dumb

[@gantua283]

The chipmunk in the background of the video was so mean to Riley at the end there.

[@WilliamThee4th]

I can't wait for 🍻:30

[@toastweek3745]

0:29 Link and Sheik!

[@anthony7960]

UNAPOLOGETICALLY PUNCTUAL

[@FoofieBinks]

"It defiantly has a secret." LMOA!!

[@SeraphsWitness]

Reilly is Geoff's enforcer now. Also they didn't let the tannins mellow on that red wine, come on!

[@quinsey9211]

best episode yet. its starting to build on its inside jokes like j and a did. becoming a show instead of solitary clips. Im also building a theory based on this ep. that theres like a stupid virus. And geoff just excretes dumbassery onto his victims haha

[@danfromtheburgh]

I really like the girl and her acting! She´s funny!

[@derrattler9508]

You should make another video about amir is yelling at Geofray so he is obset

[@darmam0o]

Man, Reilly is the best, I'm so happy she's back!

[@bigsaft8100]

Glad Geoff went for the merlot instead of the grige! the 95 Ritratti!

[@axlglenn2156]

I love angry Geoffrey

[@NotMac]

Id like more of Geoff converting people

[@JamScamly]

the funny thing is, Riley got her sommelier's license just for this video. she's a professional wine-o.

[@TipuSultanDiabeticPanda007]

At 1:30 amir and Geoffrey take a sip at the same time

[@sft3485]

How can a liquid be dry! Lol

[@Bobbleheads56]

I love how mad jake gets about them being sommeliers

[@sirociper]

I'm feeling out of ports

[@axlglenn2156]

Geoffrey has an undeniable talent of making everybody near him stupid.

[@juandiegoprado]

They can't truly appreciate the wine unless they buttchug it!

[@deadmo1]

u guys r crazy 12 / 10 ;)

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Holy shit is that the same Jake that got into crimson on a Tuesday?!

[@archiemarshall4368]

What amount of oak would you say if the perfect amount? One Oak

[@rnjbond230]

I love when Geoff makes people around him dumber

[@BarginsGalore]

How many oaks is the perfect amount

[@markkittel44]

What's so perfect about.... one oak?

[@Hossyboy420]

Don’t say this one or this one, it’s all the same bottle!

[@sirociper]

"It was a pig costume!"

[@slycooper459]

I don’t get Amir’s ending?

[@DGice2]

Do you think that's just food coloring or they used the good stuff?

[@saoirseryan6355]

I got too many blumes in my ears at the end there