Clip from today's / ja episode in which we try to get through the worst text ever drafted... and fail.
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@EvilApple5675 жыл бұрын
This guy only deals in millions. It literally felt like Amir's character wrote this.
@kozhikkaalan4 жыл бұрын
Only deals in millions 😂😂
@douggschmiddy995024 күн бұрын
"I do get very excited and happy when I'm around you" I actually think this was an elaborate troll on the part of whoever submitted the text, it really does just read perfectly as Amir
@VijiogFrito5 жыл бұрын
Bad text? Nah, bad you
@chriswave19925 жыл бұрын
What episode is that from again? I've been trying to find it for awhile now.
@VijiogFrito5 жыл бұрын
Chris Wave From what i know they make that joke a bunch. One episode in particular that i can remember is the Rolex episode
@corgio12605 жыл бұрын
Worst you ever
@kozhikkaalan4 жыл бұрын
Perfect lol
@loganmorrison46774 жыл бұрын
Chris Wave it’s any episode where Amir has his jean vest
@dais11514 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something amir would send jake while crying
@superneko995 жыл бұрын
Email of the freaking year
@ralleks4 жыл бұрын
😂
@beepain60054 жыл бұрын
My thoughts EXACTLY
@ruthpol3 жыл бұрын
Not really
@Roronoa2zoro5 жыл бұрын
So to answer that guy's question: No.
@thedick0093 жыл бұрын
I love how it's so bad so quickly
@flameformer4 жыл бұрын
"Hes such a bad writer" lol cracked me up
@TheInfiniteMiseryJumper5 жыл бұрын
This is an insecure of me.
@CapitalExpression5 жыл бұрын
I should have known that as soon as I did something quirky and subjective you'd turn it into this this this this Nuclear Bomb of me!
@franklinbadge1215Ай бұрын
It is. Y'know what, it is. Be insecure.
@Scamspam5 жыл бұрын
Amir's laugh is so infectious jfc
@rkalla3 жыл бұрын
It’s a national treasure for sure!
@legendtaco14 жыл бұрын
My favorite text: $$ Jjke tried to kill me;I'm not a chicken
@guymitchell35574 жыл бұрын
ok then you lil fucker!
@zakesters3 жыл бұрын
Jjkae*
@Pedakin4 жыл бұрын
"I love you so much LOD"
@ReidTheRulesGuy3 жыл бұрын
She said nothing
@Business_Skeleton Жыл бұрын
@@ReidTheRulesGuy didn't have to
@JiklopDave2 жыл бұрын
Hey, I want you to know some things and I want to try to make some things clear: You are blazing to me.
@owenjohnson4693 жыл бұрын
All I can hear is Amir reading the Tinder messages from Lod.
@Harrison18753 жыл бұрын
Lorde?
@ReidTheRulesGuy Жыл бұрын
@@Harrison1875LOD! L-O-D as in she has double d's!
@g.l.83194 жыл бұрын
You are blazing to me. You are so blazing.
@SSSLUGS5 жыл бұрын
Hey, I want you to know some things. And I want to try to make some things clear. I can understand why you wouldn’t want to be around someone who’s moody. /I/ don’t think I am... and if I was, then I think you need to be more understanding and forgiving. I do get very excited and happy when I’m around you, or even just thinking about you. I do like you very, very much, and I never got over you from a million years ago. I think you’re the best, and I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER meet or be able to be with someone of your incredible-ness. I think that you are too insecure for your own good, and that needs to stop completely. I know you’ve probably had a million guys say this kind of stuff, and they probably said it and been a million times better. But I need to!!
@jimmymakesyajealous5 жыл бұрын
Love, your not so secret admirerer, J-Witz
@SSSLUGS5 жыл бұрын
James Weir, Let me see that crack, girl. I bet it ain't whack, girl.
@EvilApple5675 жыл бұрын
You're assuming a lot that this guy would hyphenate "incredibleness"
@SSSLUGS5 жыл бұрын
EvilApple567, I won’t lie to you; I initially wanted this whole thing to be one run-on sentence that was void of capitalization and punctuation. Edit: I also imagine that dude wrote “somethings” and “whose.”
@Winteramen2 жыл бұрын
Hey i want u 2 no smthings n i wanna try n mk smthngs clr...i can undrstnd y u wdnt wnt 2 b arnd sme1 whos mudy......i dun thnk i am...n if i was thn i thnk u need 2 b mre undrstnding...
@kade_silver3 жыл бұрын
I resent the implication that I'm not good at texting - I am a casanova in that regard
@TheArchsage745 жыл бұрын
Could not stop laughing at this part. Reminded me of the nefarious fowl question from a million years ago.
@TimSchraepen5 жыл бұрын
TheArchsage74 shit I need to relisten to that one! Any idea which ep?
@TheArchsage745 жыл бұрын
@@TimSchraepen I think the episode was called Nipple Ring! Episode 97 or something?
@justusthedeep5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the nefarious fowl and the mallard question from years ago were the best questions ever submitted lol
@TimSchraepen5 жыл бұрын
TheArchsage74 that’s the one! Starts at 18:30 kzbin.info/www/bejne/raqpg5KcfJqol6s
@jennnnyyt5 жыл бұрын
This clip alone made me sign up for Patreon
@TheExarion5 жыл бұрын
I'm seriously thinking about making an account and ponying up the dough after this. I was wheezing.
@neontime85075 жыл бұрын
Watch Amir silent laugh for a straight decade
@UFODave695 жыл бұрын
nah. Watch Amir silent laugh for a straight million years.
@Gna-rn7zx11 ай бұрын
Sarah Schneider's character from Jake and Amir would love this text!
@BlessedDawgz_3235 жыл бұрын
That text was Ace!
@Davedavydavidvid5 жыл бұрын
and Jocelyn?
@cheenewah4 жыл бұрын
Lmao Insecure Jake sent this one in.
@Bendoverstoke3 жыл бұрын
Lemme see that crack, gurl, I know it's not whack, gurl.
@Pughhead3 жыл бұрын
It's like it was written by a 9 year old talking about their best friend.
@timopheim54795 жыл бұрын
So... was that a no? Or???
@chrisycee5 жыл бұрын
clearly it was a resounding yes
@ReidTheRulesGuy Жыл бұрын
@@chrisyceeyeah they were both laughing at how ridiculous it is that he felt the need to ask. Obviously this text is *amazinn*
@Abdullahxvii4 жыл бұрын
An absolute Poet of a man
@Pedakin2 ай бұрын
"As thoughts within thoughts, within thoughts, within thoughts.."
@pirana64 ай бұрын
"I have admired you from afar" scratch that "I have Aladdin'ed you from Jafar"
@SamU_1155 жыл бұрын
WHY LODD!?!
@InfiniteHands5 жыл бұрын
As in she has double Ds
@Sweet_Dee2 жыл бұрын
As a woman who has received unhinged badly worded texts like that from several different guys, y'all are doing the lord's work dragging him 😂
@kirbylover37 Жыл бұрын
I know it's not your responsibility, but I hope you at least tried to explain to them what they were doing wrong.
@calebfernandez778210 ай бұрын
Boooooo! 👎
@whydyespillyerbeans5 жыл бұрын
That was a rollercoaster. 😂
@joesmith87894 жыл бұрын
This honestly sounds like a script Doobs wrote
@malcolmk28784 жыл бұрын
Actually, Amir sent this to If I Were You asking for their advice. He was going to send this to Jake.
@TheYoussefOmar5 жыл бұрын
That one dislike is probably the guy who wrote the email.
@KaelWrit2 жыл бұрын
This makes me flash back to every vaguely creepy, vaguely sexist, awkward dude hitting on me omg
@justinz92254 жыл бұрын
They're so right, all you need to do in 2020 is not be a total weirdo and you should be able to get a decent girl.
@QraQrJaq3 жыл бұрын
I’ll take it, that’s an obvious “yes”
@cullycoop4 жыл бұрын
The 4 dislikes are this guy's alt accounts
@Jonbutter5 ай бұрын
If only he had left some things ambiguous so he could clarify them later
@AnaLongoriaXX4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I’m definitely signing up for Patreon
@KonkeyDongkey4 жыл бұрын
Hey, I want you to know some things and I want to try to make some things clear, I can understand why you wouldn't want to be around someone who's moody, I don't think I am, and if I was, then I think you need to be more understanding and forgiving, I do get very exited and happy when I'm around you or even just thinking about you, I do like you very very much and I never got over you from a million years ago. I think you're the best and I have never and will never meet or be able to be with someone of your incredibleness. I think that you are too insecure for your own good and that needs to stop completely. I know you've probably had a million guys say this kind of stuff and they've probably said it and been a million times better, but I need to.
@WorldPancake5 жыл бұрын
What episode of If i were you is this?
@sean_tr3 жыл бұрын
The GOAT text
@parttimegaming51315 жыл бұрын
What are those little Boxes on the table at the base of the microphone stands?
@48rylo3 жыл бұрын
Do your english homework kids. It may help in situations like this. It's like the stay in shape commercials from the 2000s
@cherrydistefano443110 ай бұрын
does anyone know which episode this is from? (i know its a patreon one)
@zabba74615 жыл бұрын
Too. Good.
@dominicedwards-wilds43335 жыл бұрын
I bet the one dislike is the dude that sent in the text 😂
@zachburdenmedia50824 жыл бұрын
You guys should put the reacting to old videos on here like the full versions, those are the funniest ones
@teenafofeena15675 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAhahaha what the fuck is this. Who is this man 😂 i need to speak to him
@AethusalaAeon5 жыл бұрын
Fucking halarious!!
@nnamaarveladze59463 жыл бұрын
what episode is this???
@juliaballard98975 жыл бұрын
Ahh they are so cute
@fyukfy23665 жыл бұрын
I feel really bad for this guy. He sent them an email honestly looking for advice on how to get a girl back who he's clearly in love with and that probably doesn't like him, and they're laughing in his face That withstanding, very very funny
@lucky122975 жыл бұрын
Well I mean he kind of deserved it lol.
@UnfriendlyZone5 жыл бұрын
Long run, this needs to stop. Jake and Amir are helping him realize that this is batshit crazy and that he needs to calm down.
@teenafofeena15675 жыл бұрын
Lmao hes not in love with her
@pennydesouza4 жыл бұрын
It's notwithstanding* and no, this guy is a nutter who deserves to be laughed at.
@jamescain80004 жыл бұрын
but you didn't say yes or no
@ReidTheRulesGuy Жыл бұрын
The laughing is all you need to know. Obviously they were laughing because it's hilarious he felt the need to ask whether or not to send this perfect masterpiece of a text
@thecouncellor35405 жыл бұрын
Worst text ever ( i am first)
@BigJeffeDaGoat5 жыл бұрын
you sir, are not first. now end it all
@Silver-Freddy3 жыл бұрын
Siiiiiimp
@RADSIH35325 жыл бұрын
First
@bajsmongo20005 жыл бұрын
If this is a highlight from the show i cant imagine how boring the whole thing is..
@JeremyHoffman5 жыл бұрын
To each... her own.
@garrettashe86103 жыл бұрын
Sorry he said you were a bad writer 🙏🏽
@Bobbleheads563 жыл бұрын
This dude wrote the text
@ReidTheRulesGuy Жыл бұрын
If you felt the need to say this then I can't imagine how dumb and boring everything else you say is...