Worst Text Ever

Clip from today's / ja episode in which we try to get through the worst text ever drafted... and fail.

[@EvilApple567]

This guy only deals in millions. It literally felt like Amir's character wrote this.

[@kozhikkaalan]

Only deals in millions 😂😂

[@douggschmiddy9950]

"I do get very excited and happy when I'm around you" I actually think this was an elaborate troll on the part of whoever submitted the text, it really does just read perfectly as Amir

[@VijiogFrito]

Bad text? Nah, bad you

[@chriswave1992]

What episode is that from again? I've been trying to find it for awhile now.

[@VijiogFrito]

Chris Wave From what i know they make that joke a bunch. One episode in particular that i can remember is the Rolex episode

[@corgio1260]

Worst you ever

[@kozhikkaalan]

Perfect lol

[@loganmorrison4677]

Chris Wave it’s any episode where Amir has his jean vest

[@dais1151]

This sounds like something amir would send jake while crying

[@superneko99]

Email of the freaking year

[@ralleks]

😂

[@beepain6005]

My thoughts EXACTLY

[@ruthpol]

Not really

[@Roronoa2zoro]

So to answer that guy's question: No.

[@thedick009]

I love how it's so bad so quickly

[@flameformer]

"Hes such a bad writer" lol cracked me up

[@TheInfiniteMiseryJumper]

This is an insecure of me.

[@CapitalExpression]

I should have known that as soon as I did something quirky and subjective you'd turn it into this this this this Nuclear Bomb of me!

[@franklinbadge1215]

It is. Y'know what, it is. Be insecure.

[@Scamspam]

Amir's laugh is so infectious jfc

[@rkalla]

It’s a national treasure for sure!

[@legendtaco1]

My favorite text: $$ Jjke tried to kill me;I'm not a chicken

[@guymitchell3557]

ok then you lil fucker!

[@zakesters]

Jjkae*

[@Pedakin]

"I love you so much LOD"

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

She said nothing

[@Business_Skeleton]

@@ReidTheRulesGuy didn't have to

[@JiklopDave]

Hey, I want you to know some things and I want to try to make some things clear: You are blazing to me.

[@owenjohnson469]

All I can hear is Amir reading the Tinder messages from Lod.

[@Harrison1875]

Lorde?

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

​@@Harrison1875LOD! L-O-D as in she has double d's!

[@g.l.8319]

You are blazing to me. You are so blazing.

[@SSSLUGS]

Hey, I want you to know some things. And I want to try to make some things clear. I can understand why you wouldn’t want to be around someone who’s moody. /I/ don’t think I am... and if I was, then I think you need to be more understanding and forgiving. I do get very excited and happy when I’m around you, or even just thinking about you. I do like you very, very much, and I never got over you from a million years ago. I think you’re the best, and I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER meet or be able to be with someone of your incredible-ness. I think that you are too insecure for your own good, and that needs to stop completely. I know you’ve probably had a million guys say this kind of stuff, and they probably said it and been a million times better. But I need to!!

[@jimmymakesyajealous]

Love, your not so secret admirerer, J-Witz

[@SSSLUGS]

James Weir, Let me see that crack, girl. I bet it ain't whack, girl.

[@EvilApple567]

You're assuming a lot that this guy would hyphenate "incredibleness"

[@SSSLUGS]

EvilApple567, I won’t lie to you; I initially wanted this whole thing to be one run-on sentence that was void of capitalization and punctuation. Edit: I also imagine that dude wrote “somethings” and “whose.”

[@Winteramen]

Hey i want u 2 no smthings n i wanna try n mk smthngs clr...i can undrstnd y u wdnt wnt 2 b arnd sme1 whos mudy......i dun thnk i am...n if i was thn i thnk u need 2 b mre undrstnding...

[@kade_silver]

I resent the implication that I'm not good at texting - I am a casanova in that regard

[@TheArchsage74]

Could not stop laughing at this part. Reminded me of the nefarious fowl question from a million years ago.

[@TimSchraepen]

TheArchsage74 shit I need to relisten to that one! Any idea which ep?

[@TheArchsage74]

@@TimSchraepen I think the episode was called Nipple Ring! Episode 97 or something?

[@justusthedeep]

Oh my god, the nefarious fowl and the mallard question from years ago were the best questions ever submitted lol

[@TimSchraepen]

TheArchsage74 that’s the one! Starts at 18:30 kzbin.info/www/bejne/raqpg5KcfJqol6s

[@jennnnyyt]

This clip alone made me sign up for Patreon

[@TheExarion]

I'm seriously thinking about making an account and ponying up the dough after this. I was wheezing.

[@neontime8507]

Watch Amir silent laugh for a straight decade

[@UFODave69]

nah. Watch Amir silent laugh for a straight million years.

[@Gna-rn7zx]

Sarah Schneider's character from Jake and Amir would love this text!

[@BlessedDawgz_323]

That text was Ace!

[@Davedavydavidvid]

and Jocelyn?

[@cheenewah]

Lmao Insecure Jake sent this one in.

[@Bendoverstoke]

Lemme see that crack, gurl, I know it's not whack, gurl.

[@Pughhead]

It's like it was written by a 9 year old talking about their best friend.

[@timopheim5479]

So... was that a no? Or???

[@chrisycee]

clearly it was a resounding yes

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

​@@chrisyceeyeah they were both laughing at how ridiculous it is that he felt the need to ask. Obviously this text is *amazinn*

[@Abdullahxvii]

An absolute Poet of a man

[@Pedakin]

"As thoughts within thoughts, within thoughts, within thoughts.."

[@pirana6]

"I have admired you from afar" scratch that "I have Aladdin'ed you from Jafar"

[@SamU_115]

WHY LODD!?!

[@InfiniteHands]

As in she has double Ds

[@Sweet_Dee]

As a woman who has received unhinged badly worded texts like that from several different guys, y'all are doing the lord's work dragging him 😂

[@kirbylover37]

I know it's not your responsibility, but I hope you at least tried to explain to them what they were doing wrong.

[@calebfernandez7782]

Boooooo! 👎

[@whydyespillyerbeans]

That was a rollercoaster. 😂

[@joesmith8789]

This honestly sounds like a script Doobs wrote

[@malcolmk2878]

Actually, Amir sent this to If I Were You asking for their advice. He was going to send this to Jake.

[@TheYoussefOmar]

That one dislike is probably the guy who wrote the email.

[@KaelWrit]

This makes me flash back to every vaguely creepy, vaguely sexist, awkward dude hitting on me omg

[@justinz9225]

They're so right, all you need to do in 2020 is not be a total weirdo and you should be able to get a decent girl.

[@QraQrJaq]

I’ll take it, that’s an obvious “yes”

[@cullycoop]

The 4 dislikes are this guy's alt accounts

[@Jonbutter]

If only he had left some things ambiguous so he could clarify them later

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

Yeah... I’m definitely signing up for Patreon

[@KonkeyDongkey]

Hey, I want you to know some things and I want to try to make some things clear, I can understand why you wouldn't want to be around someone who's moody, I don't think I am, and if I was, then I think you need to be more understanding and forgiving, I do get very exited and happy when I'm around you or even just thinking about you, I do like you very very much and I never got over you from a million years ago. I think you're the best and I have never and will never meet or be able to be with someone of your incredibleness. I think that you are too insecure for your own good and that needs to stop completely. I know you've probably had a million guys say this kind of stuff and they've probably said it and been a million times better, but I need to.

[@WorldPancake]

What episode of If i were you is this?

[@sean_tr]

The GOAT text

[@parttimegaming5131]

What are those little Boxes on the table at the base of the microphone stands?

[@48rylo]

Do your english homework kids. It may help in situations like this. It's like the stay in shape commercials from the 2000s

[@cherrydistefano4431]

does anyone know which episode this is from? (i know its a patreon one)

[@zabba7461]

Too. Good.

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

I bet the one dislike is the dude that sent in the text 😂

[@zachburdenmedia5082]

You guys should put the reacting to old videos on here like the full versions, those are the funniest ones

[@teenafofeena1567]

HAHAHAHAhahaha what the fuck is this. Who is this man 😂 i need to speak to him

[@AethusalaAeon]

Fucking halarious!!

[@nnamaarveladze5946]

what episode is this???

[@juliaballard9897]

Ahh they are so cute

[@fyukfy2366]

I feel really bad for this guy. He sent them an email honestly looking for advice on how to get a girl back who he's clearly in love with and that probably doesn't like him, and they're laughing in his face That withstanding, very very funny

[@lucky12297]

Well I mean he kind of deserved it lol.

[@UnfriendlyZone]

Long run, this needs to stop. Jake and Amir are helping him realize that this is batshit crazy and that he needs to calm down.

[@teenafofeena1567]

Lmao hes not in love with her

[@pennydesouza]

It's notwithstanding* and no, this guy is a nutter who deserves to be laughed at.

[@jamescain8000]

but you didn't say yes or no

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

The laughing is all you need to know. Obviously they were laughing because it's hilarious he felt the need to ask whether or not to send this perfect masterpiece of a text

[@thecouncellor3540]

Worst text ever ( i am first)

[@BigJeffeDaGoat]

you sir, are not first. now end it all

[@Silver-Freddy]

Siiiiiimp

[@RADSIH3532]

First

[@bajsmongo2000]

If this is a highlight from the show i cant imagine how boring the whole thing is..

[@JeremyHoffman]

To each... her own.

[@garrettashe8610]

Sorry he said you were a bad writer 🙏🏽

[@Bobbleheads56]

This dude wrote the text

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

If you felt the need to say this then I can't imagine how dumb and boring everything else you say is...