Why The Boston Red Sox Are Trash - Stand Up Comedy

Why The Boston Red Sox Are Trash - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

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@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Houston, NYC, New Jersey, Portland, Las Vegas, Montreal, Ottawa, Tulsa, Minneapolis, Spokane, Connecticut, Toronto and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@jeffmiller903 6 ай бұрын

When San Jose?

@raygreeko 6 ай бұрын

Jersey on a Sunday? I’m in

@michaeldaniels1388 6 ай бұрын

come out to rancho mirage (palm springs) agua caliente casino great venue - very easy to get here from las vegas.

@kennethpowell4158 6 ай бұрын

"Two white women said no. We can't proceed. 😢" What a fucking line. This dude just kills every set.

@slartibartfast7921 6 ай бұрын

Yeah he does

@pnwesty7174 6 ай бұрын

"Matt Rife isn't gonna do that shit" was waaaay under appreciated. 😂

@OktaBuo 6 ай бұрын

"if you've never been divorced it's because you're both ugly" goddamn that was funny.

@marionknudson3882 6 ай бұрын

You're so proud of your jokes that you add the references on screen 🤣

@mr2_mike 6 ай бұрын

Fact checking his own shit. 😂

@257796 6 ай бұрын

@@mr2_mike that's how I took it. Like, I'm not lying to make jokes

@valenaizik2753 4 ай бұрын

That’s for us genius😂🤣👌👍

@13loodLust 6 ай бұрын

I love how you have to show the news articles in the video for the simpletons like myself who obviously don't understand your highly intellectual and sophisticated humor about autism, child molestation, and fisting.

@ftlbaby 6 ай бұрын

😂🤣🏆

@paulbready 6 ай бұрын

This dude is soooo much better than the vast majority of stand ups, especially the big ones. Guys actually funny, quick witted, knowledgable. Love seeing him smashing it. Love the matt rife disses.

@pollitoconpapas18 6 ай бұрын

My girlfriend mocks me using your "we're cursed" voice.

@IHJello 6 ай бұрын

Quit bragging 😊

@brasshouse-og 6 ай бұрын

I usually love hating on Geoff but he really is super talent. He moulds his act to every city and it kills every time. Dude is one of the greats.

@gregorio8020 6 ай бұрын

3 years ago. Was it bad, I love it! What was it?.. “She died” 😂

@adampindell 6 ай бұрын

Didn't think you were coming back from that dead girlfriend response 😅 damn that was brutal 😂

@wax_axiom479 6 күн бұрын

The fact that he looks up facts about every city he visits makes it even better

@jeffparisse4202 6 ай бұрын

I’ve been a fan of stand up for most of my 62 years. Geoffrey Asmus is the ONLY comic I’ve seen TWICE! You MUST see this guy live! Seriously, buy tickets!

@rogerpatton2242 4 ай бұрын

I would but he hates the Philadelphia area...😥😥😁

@jeffparisse4202 4 ай бұрын

@@rogerpatton2242 Oh so does everybody… We only see Kensington on the YT.

@gabrielgreen9883 6 ай бұрын

Every time Asmus pops a clip it's Christmas!!!!!! Shred our brains!!!!!

@Mdjagg 6 ай бұрын

The end!!! Lol. Glad you made it out of Boston without a black eye.

@DogCult666 6 ай бұрын

So excited to hear you roast Portland next weekend 😂

@smokinjoe4684 6 ай бұрын

Oh my god. Geoff is going to be legendary there.

@DogCult666 6 ай бұрын

@@smokinjoe4684 he’s going to end our kombucha orgy

@Ekwensuocha666 6 ай бұрын

Holy schitt! Best Boston jokes ever!😂

@jupward 6 ай бұрын

I enjoy your quick wit. Jeffrey. It does indeed take a high level of intelligence and bravery to do what you do. I like the juxtaposition you create in your act by bringing out "notes" and checking them like you're new to this and lack the ability to refer to anything other than your written reminders. The real persona, however, shows itself, you are able to be guiniusly spontaneous and unpredictable, and full of facts. This was evident during this particular performance when the guy said his wife has died, and you moved on in a brutally honest way without apologising or turning around and pretending it didn't happen. Respect.

@JimEdmiston 6 ай бұрын

Genius, as always. You're getting better and better, dude!

@joshsandulak475 6 ай бұрын

As a guy with cousin's in Boston, this is fantastic. Especially the DS accent reference.

@90hjorth 6 ай бұрын

As a Red Sox fan absolutely love the spin you put on it😂😂😂

@joecab1 2 ай бұрын

Hello from Boston! I can’t stop playing that “we’re cuwsed” clip

@equality4usall 6 ай бұрын

I never comment but you're awesome and you asked me to. Saw you at Wiseguys in Vegas last time you were here. You were/are hilarious ❤

@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

Hell yea. I’m back in June for 1 show in vegas

@slavkodesik855 6 ай бұрын

Fire! One of your funniest clips. Best crowd work on KZbin bar none! 🔥🔥🔥

@bangnee 6 ай бұрын

This video was amazing. All of them!

@Moonman682 6 ай бұрын

Every joke hits

@barclaybrady1706 6 ай бұрын

Huge fan. Everything he says makes me laugh, like Norm Macdonald. Wish I could invest bc he’s cream of the crop, going to go far and excited to see it. I never leave comments and feel a bit weird being so effusive but his content brings me a lot of joy

@jeffparisse4202 6 ай бұрын

I hear ya brother… I’m too old to be anyone’s fan for heaven’s sake. But Geoffrey’s alpha comedy has me hooked. I’m embarrassed.

@teaCupkk 6 ай бұрын

@@jeffparisse4202 He;s not your brother. Uses words like "effusive" and has money to invest. One of those things is good, the other is great.

@JMaNRegZ 6 ай бұрын

I see Geoffrey Asmus video, I click video. I watch from beginning to end, but I c*m at the beginning.

@eoinc9511 6 ай бұрын

Here I was eating my Vegemite on toast and now I’m f*** choking because of your “weed billboard” joke , I could try to dislodge the toast in my throat but I think it’s more important that I finish writing this comment first because it

@Mr3keestylee 6 ай бұрын

At least someone will see this and know that you died doing what you loved 🫶🙏

@xDMG15x 6 ай бұрын

The backdrop looks like Laugh Boston didn’t want to pay to licence the brick wall stock image.

@leem9327 6 ай бұрын

Your "black Geoffrey" is impeccable. 😂

@eddiew9053 6 ай бұрын

Commenting to hear you shred. Great material as always mate. 😘

@AdHocF1 6 ай бұрын

I don’t understand why you don’t get more views, people don’t know what’s good.

@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

it aint a meritocracy bb

@dogchaser520 5 ай бұрын

"Two white women said no, we can't proceed, we must stop, these are the laws of the country" got me good

@fshwck 6 ай бұрын

Geoffrey asmus is a legend on his rise

@v2o3 6 ай бұрын

Good to see you're still funny Geoffrey! ❤

@andydhillon1977 6 ай бұрын

You hit the big time! Dan Bongino played a clip of one of your shows today on his podcast!

@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

Haha who the hell is that?

@andydhillon1977 6 ай бұрын

@GeoffreyAsmus He's part owner of Rumble and a political Podcaster. Has over 100k live viewers each day.

@cindyfofi5160 6 ай бұрын

Nice clips G. Love when u strum! Oh ...and ...keep dissin MR., ....gives me a smile 😁😁❤

@paulodavi9166 6 ай бұрын

This is fire, my dude 🔥

@josephbyron7004 6 ай бұрын

best clip of 2024 from the mr. white comedian

@nolanremedios4217 6 ай бұрын

On God fam, you are SO GOOD. Hoping to catch you in Toronto, please remember your passport ;) Thanks for all the laughs.

@billtoll 6 ай бұрын

Great set, you do not disappoint.

@SaintScott 6 ай бұрын

Get the strings out Geoffrey! 🎸

@giblaz 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious set as usual, love your style man

@Lasercatss 6 ай бұрын

Australia needs you Geoffrey

@CreativeIsolation 6 ай бұрын

So excited to see my seventh-favorite white male comedian in Portland this weekend.

@ZforZUL 6 ай бұрын

Looking forward to seeing you in Portland!

@michaelholt6274 6 ай бұрын

Always the best, can't wait to see you bud

@stickytourbus 6 ай бұрын

*200 comments for a short lick?* _Why do I feel you directed this at me?_ 😁🎶🎸

@JM-ro9oq 6 ай бұрын

Funny, as always! Now break out that ax!

@Ostridge92 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely killer!

@vermiculus3848 5 ай бұрын

I like every video I watch just so I can know later whether or not I've watched it before. Thanks for the content, here's a comment 😆

@michaelmccain7245 6 ай бұрын

Hysterical, as always 😂

@aka_yogi 6 ай бұрын

On point

@donmiguelbe 6 ай бұрын

I am commenting for the geetar. I see the work, G. Keep going.

@johnburke8375 6 ай бұрын

Bussing was in South Boston, not the South Shore. Were those Drago’s historical notes?

@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

Here I am learning those are different places. Huge L for #AsmusNation

@johnburke8375 6 ай бұрын

@@GeoffreyAsmus You are forgiven. On the next pod, ask the BC grad the difference between South Boston, the South End, and the South Shore. No chance he gets it.

@nickeffiecheaney1935 6 ай бұрын

Amazing!

@LiterateDuck 6 ай бұрын

The alpha comedy isn’t the same without the incredible guitar ending.

@sedG38 6 ай бұрын

Incredible promos at the end.

@daratencion3845 6 ай бұрын

Thank you 😂

@Bigpmcgee 6 ай бұрын

7:19 does this happen every time you tell the billboard joke? I swear it was the same white woman interrupting in Vancouver…😅

@dangriner9640 5 ай бұрын

amazing please come back to Ga soon!

@GeoffreyAsmus 5 ай бұрын

im in ATL in novemberrrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@derrickponderdp 6 ай бұрын

Geof went from a 5 to an 8 with beard, shred some chords

@abfleks 6 ай бұрын

CMOON! Could you play a few bars or the intro of Black Star - Yngwie Malmsteen :D

@vanjones1429 6 ай бұрын

Can you add a jumpscare warning at 11:34?

@thisis_eli 6 ай бұрын

I was just thinking, what would Geoff do?

@Felinicide 6 ай бұрын

doing my part for the guitar

@JLX1373 6 ай бұрын

I love when you shit on Matt Rife lmfao

@jessicagiovannini9310 2 ай бұрын

Great show 😅😅

@aaronunroe5267 6 ай бұрын

Your crowd work is outstanding. Play the guitars!

@janeof74 6 ай бұрын

I was at the red hoodie show...Rob was a hoot

@anonymousguy121277 4 ай бұрын

This guy rips. Commenting to see his 15th take of 'shredding' on the guitar.

@lukecarey613 6 ай бұрын

My name’s Two Hundred-People 👋… btw that was entertaining.

@TheSpaceMomma 6 ай бұрын

Wells Fargo is the reason I lost my house , while I was in a coma for a month 😌

@dru4670 6 ай бұрын

Hope you good now.

@johnnymeehan3273 6 ай бұрын

Geoff is funny as heck

@richiefilm1 5 ай бұрын

Come to Bangkok!!! Or I’ll see you in PDX bro we gotta put you in a movie

@RIP_MFDOOM 6 ай бұрын

lol was that drago laughing in the background ?

@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

Hahaha no. My pal John Kennedy

@irmakaneli 6 ай бұрын

Good stuff. The 5% accent 😆

@eddieleadbeater4036 6 ай бұрын

here to make sure Goofrie plays guitar and didnt notice the camera at the end of the next video

@user-iq9vp7fr1l 6 ай бұрын

Personal advice: do NOT miss a Geoffrey Asmus live show.

@razielcorvin427 6 ай бұрын

Hilarious. Disserves more views

@katdog9786 6 ай бұрын

I remember when that old black man's soul entered mine..30+ yrs ago. Watched his eyes lock mine while he was going over the guardrail on 290 outside of Chicago. I feel legit w that souls voice coming out every once in a while. Rife? idk You! on the other hand can do twatever you want! Cuz yer funny!!! Peace n love!

@Mr3keestylee 6 ай бұрын

Haven't watched any Rife in a while so I may be missing something but:didn't Jim Morrison try to pull the same shit with Native Americans?

@swiftycortex 6 ай бұрын

When is the KY vid dropping?

@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

Next week I swear

@swiftycortex 6 ай бұрын

@@GeoffreyAsmus alright brah, I look forward to it. Thank you. I just finished watching your Dutch show, and it was funny as usual. You are never 1 to disappoint... Well for your fans anyways... "That was a good one by me" borrowed from you

@TylerSmithMusic1 6 ай бұрын

Next time you come to kc come do some pot and play some guitar. Lmao dead serious dude

@aboitoo 5 ай бұрын

God damn HE DONT MISS

@AlanmanAaron 6 ай бұрын

i want to hear daddy shred on that guitar

@ericpearce3470 6 ай бұрын

Come to Phoenix!

@GeoffreyAsmus 6 ай бұрын

I’ll be there near the end of the year. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

@AmandainCambodia 6 ай бұрын

pretty good. Pretty pretty good.

@justincalderara7701 4 ай бұрын

Of course you talked to a guy named Sully. It's the most Boston name possible

@mardevdeveza8990 6 ай бұрын

Commenting for the reinstatement of post-hilarity guitar riffs, absent here in this vid though the non-musical riffs are superb, as per usual. To add, that song Erika is a bop, would that an acoustic version could be rustled up by one of this generation's best multi-disciplinary artists...

@millacentbystander2992 6 ай бұрын

Your awesome bro this world needed your comedy like an impacted Colon needs an enema. Its essential for its survival. Well done the jokes are brilliant quick and are sharply unexpected making them killer. Fun fact: Matt Rife stole his entire persona from Dave Franco on 21 jump street. Except his upcoming investigation wont be a movie it will be real life docu-series titled. The US v. The Entitled Rapist. The Megan's law favorite.