Why I'm Voting For RFK - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Las Vegas, Tulsa, Minneapolis, Seattle, Fargo, Detroit, Edmonton, Sioux Falls, Fort Collins, Spokane, Hamilton, Toronto and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@WeserBlitzEU]

Yo dude! I agree with yourself, you're absolutely the funniest comedian out there that I've come across for ages. Well done, Sir! I'd love for you to tour Scandinavia at some point, you're gonna make a killing here! Keep it up, man! Horns the fuck up from a fan in Norway! Oh btw, don't bother touring Germany, they don't know funny even if it hit them in the face and knocked out their teeth :P

[@MikeDLOL]

You’re already coming to Las Vegas! Come to Reno, NV! We have way better Margaritas than Cincinnati you Alpha!

[@johnburke8375]

The way Geoffrey handles a joke that doesn’t land is almost better than if the joke landed. It’s a win win situation every time.

[@panckreous]

Dares to dream and immediately freestyles the perfect bank joke.

[@dsleeperhold]

I don’t Get it. The fifth third is like 90 percent more than 3 fifths.

[@seanmatthewking]

​@dsleeperhold it's a reference to a slavery that's in the US Constitution

[@seanmatthewking]

​@@dsleeperhold He's joking that they miss the slavery days

[@dsleeperhold]

Right. Cuz blacks were 3/5s citizens…That’s a stretch…

[@nickbye3073]

@@dsleeperhold you're -3/5ths of the way there buddy

[@noblemaremilker]

"Who's the worst clientele at the Cheesecake Factory (and don't get racial)?" *Clip cuts

[@jeffparisse4202]

Going viral is a weak comedians dream. You’re building a lifetime of experience and hard core fans know in their hearts the same thing you know in your heart: you found your calling… you make people happy every day of your life. You are not a weed, you are a giant sequoia that takes years to grow but one day will tower over the forest for hundreds of years.

[@TylerSmithMusic1]

This is epic. You’re a great human. Couldn’t agree more with this!

[@mikeblalock4116]

Ill have what hes having.

[@Mike-Abrams]

Henry Rollins enters the chat.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

this is beautiful

[@TylerSmithMusic1]

@@GeoffreyAsmus you spelled true wrong

[@johnblandersen1626]

Dude. That 3/5th's bank joke was WILDLY under appreciated. It's sad when people are too stupid and uniformed to get the best stuff. You continue to be the best road comic alive today, Geoffrey! The jokes that fall out your mouth at light speed are of the highest quality, my man. PEARLS BEFORE SWINE!!!

[@viktorianas]

The joke is likely referencing the Three-Fifths Compromise, a historical agreement during the drafting of the United States Constitution in 1787. It counted enslaved individuals as three-fifths of a person for the purpose of taxation and representation. So, "3/5th of a bank" could be a humorous way of referencing this controversial compromise.

[@viktorianas]

I'm not from USA so asked AI for an answer, really underrated joke.

[@Bigpmcgee]

@@viktorianasI was wondering

[@kallenijs]

@@viktorianas thank you! Same for European me

[@Gr8Layks]

Actually, I think he’s calling the audience a bunch of heavy drinkers. As in they wish Fifth Third was three bottles (fifths) of booze.

[@paulroland5053]

The fifth third, three fifths riff didn't get the credit it deserved. Well played sir

[@Schmuni]

Whats the reference? I'm not american, but i usually get all of Geoff's jokes, however i am at a loss with that one. Is it just the switch of the mathematical terms or is there more to it? Pls help.

[@paulroland5053]

@@Schmuni it's a reference to something called the three fifths compromise. In early United States history there was a question of wether to include slaves as part of the population. So they counted slaves as three fifths of a person or 3 in every 5 toward the population total. Hope this helps.

[@Schmuni]

@@paulroland5053 Noiß! Thanks that was specific enough knowledge that i don't need to feel dumb for not having known, not being american and all... and now i know, THÄÄÄNX! EDIT: also, as always: Daaayumnm Geoffrey is quick with it

[@bernardfurst9133]

I agree. I thought that was much better than the lack of response indicated. Though I was also thinking I don't believe that's the name of a real bank to begin with.

[@perknsmerch4824]

Asmus upgraded his style to ‘questionable hitchhiker’ with the addition of that gorgeous beard.

[@gjm112]

"Loser was about me" is the greatest riff in world history.

[@dannyl2292]

everyone talking about the 3/5ths but this was the one. Spanish class was also top-tier

[@jeffparisse4202]

Three best comedy shows I’ve seen live: Carlin, Asmus, Asmus.

[@SpaceGhost-]

You lucky bastard

[@flobert1205]

That three fifths joke was next level 🔥

[@VTMathTutor]

Really the most underrated standup comedian on KZbin

[@samsagstetter4257]

Coy saying sorry during crowd work is so funny to me

[@sergeiarend3392]

That bank riff deserved 2/5ths more laughter

[@LiterateDuck]

Truly the face of alpha comedy. Another incredible set from the man himself.

[@johnburke8375]

The world doesn’t deserve riffs this good

[@EDUAROSOLAS]

Definitely coming to see you in Seattle. I have watched every single video of yours. You are climbing to the top

[@dillonbrooks7807]

You are the best and most underrated. I watch comedy everything you sir are the best. Keep posting you will break through and be so dominant

[@bralph82]

Geoff Reyasmus kills it again.

[@cameronspeed9052]

I’m laughing so hard. So many jokes just 1 minute in. Banger after banger. “WAKE UP!”

[@thecooljohn100]

"We're selling white women now! That's progress!"😂😂😂 Omfg Geoffrey, too quick, the quickest

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

It takes time. And dont sweat it. Lots of the jokes were really good and original. Cant all be perfext. Keep going...

[@nickbye3073]

what the fuck was that fart at 3:48 right as homie said "The Cheesecake Factory"? How dare you assume their lactose tolerance capabilities?!

[@tameshewolf]

I look forward to these videos! Rest assured, you'll be viral soooon. And we fans would get to say we were there from the beginning!!!

[@Waday]

The most underrated standup comedian on KZbin.

[@pnwesty7174]

Holy shit. "The 3/5ths Bank" 🤣

[@jordanlewis4913]

My favorite comedian rn fr

[@aperture413]

"Is that the demon dust I see?" went hard

[@sksksksksksksksksksk]

come to kitchener-waterloo (centre in the square) i love you even tho i just missed u in toronto tn & hamilton yesterday (i got a red light camera ticket going to ur last show there)

[@commandershepherd4792]

Can't wait to see you in michigan this winter!

[@7nejohnson]

i look forward to one day seeing you on a celebrity roast. i know youd kill it

[@ethanscottjohnson99]

Hey, awhile ago I named a baby squirrel after you. That squirrel drowned itself in my toilet. I don't want to put that on YOU but... Ya know.

[@Y0Y0thrower]

"'Loser' was about me" fuuucking fire 🔥

[@daviddyg4301]

These politicians are endless sources for jokes, these bits from cinci were top notch!

[@buttonskill]

YOU ADDED SEATTLE SHOWS!! Just grabbed tickets for myself and my 's! They're gonna be so pumped.

[@marqqqddr]

Can't wait to see you in Fort Collins. I lived there for 6 years; you'll love it!

[@scdub]

Come out to central CA! Santa Cruz would be awesome but I’ll drive to San Jose/San Fran to see you dude!! 😸

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

im doing SF in decemberrrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@DrPhilGoode]

Jesus Holy Christ…Geoffrey Nostrad-Asmus Jr, in the building. I’ll see your prophecy, and raise you 2 special agents and the following quote…”You aren’t in trouble Mr Asmus…we just wanna ask you a couple questions”.

[@robottrainer]

that opening joke was so underrated. JEEZE! LOL

[@eemoogee160]

Even if RFK Jr doesn't get your vote, he will get your clicks.

[@nospillblood]

So?

[@scrutch666]

I know you like to joke about it but you area a top notch comedian . Pretty obsessed with stand up and you rock man.

[@betheartof]

What would be viral to you Geoff? I mean you know you’re crazy funny and crazy popular on here, don’t you? I watch your shit all the time. 😂

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

haha im pretty content with where i am. just joking aroundddd

[@robyee3325]

Finally, an audience member in sales that can actually communicate lol

[@quinn3334]

reaching unfathomably powerful levels of comedy here

[@galufeta]

At least now once you go viral the new people will have a lot of past great sets to binge watch

[@kid_cudi6788]

i don’t comment all the time but i need u to know u killed this one.

[@ctrlartdel]

The best and most underrated comedian in the world

[@ctrlartdel]

I hate saying those words about any comedian. I said it because I believe youre joking about it at the end. Bur seriously, guys like you, Fahim Anwar, David Drake, Big Jay have been crushing youtube and the game should and will be on the top but F@K youtube! Sam Tallent and Todd Barry but they dont promote themselves as well

[@13loodLust]

Lol love the contrast between the riffs and the clip at the end of abject depression of facing the unfair reality that good comedy isn't being rewarded with the corresponding amount of well deserved recognition and wealth.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

haha im milking it a little. i think its funny

[@Bishr2038]

I wish I could see you live. . Good stuff as usual

[@freydawg56]

You are pretty funny. I respect the grind. Surely Netflix will come around before they go bankrupt.

[@smokinjoe4684]

See you in MPLS July 5th. Thanks for rocking Wolves and Twins shit.

[@Grahamzzrrrr]

15 seconds in and holy shit that started out running 😆

[@TheScarsdaleVibe]

Really excellent material as usual. Keep it up, man.

[@michaelmontoro9986]

This is so funny, come to the grand comedy club in Escondido

[@calebdavis8452]

i would LOVE to see you in Atlanta in the Fall

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

im there in october. its booked. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@vkurtisw]

If you want your industry leading comedy to get the recognition it deserves you need better camera frames. Rn it’s 90% empty space. The people need some cuts. And better audio would be nice

[@skibbydweez2647]

Can’t wait for this guy to go viral

[@jaythomaso9311]

Might need to clip the first few seconds out now...

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

@@jaythomaso9311 🫡🫡

[@gjm112]

I'm only here to see the hoodless sweatshirt collection. Just the best collection you'll ever see.

[@cmakelky37]

Facebook Marketplace joke was alpha comedy improv

[@yourendwastheroad]

Simply the best! Come to Eau Claire, WI

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

i am in novemberrrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@djspencerduh]

Red Rocks! You could do a set in the parking lot

[@ianmackinlay8925]

Edinburgh fringe festival.. that’s in “fall” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@RileyBrielle]

totally fell for the clickbait comedy update: very worth it 😂

[@davidharrison7030]

75-page menu! Hysterical!

[@beatbox20fmj]

I live in Jonesboro, AR. I'd buy a ticket if you came to town

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

coming to Bentonville in october. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@blueindian1328]

You should write a song about gods chariot. Think Judas Priest riffs with descriptive lyrics about taking a greyhound from Florida to Ohio to do something badass.

[@paulschmidt2139]

3/5ths bank oh my fucking god

[@Bigpmcgee]

Coy was living up to his name 😂

[@tingtang9302]

it's like a tim and eric fever dream at this point

[@Semper_Iratus]

I’m happy for you.

[@alexjacqmin2915]

Would love for you to come to Jacksonville!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

i was there last fall. had a great time. i shall return. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@stickytourbus]

*Sure, you’re funny.* _But I admire your humbleness and modesty the most._

[@MrPlobrien]

Come back to DC!! You were awesome at the Loft last year

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

im returning in decemberrrr. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@nickg4757]

come to greensboro, north carolina

[@Vanman999]

Damn only in Mpls for one night and it’s the day after the 4th.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

5th and 6th!

[@Vanman999]

@@GeoffreyAsmus drat, the week of the 4th is lake cabin ‘Merica’ time. But you are a funny fellow, so I’d cut it short and try for the 6th!

[@saxmanphd]

3/5 bank 😂

[@deepspacejazz]

dude actually thought he cooked with that “i flipped off the billboard”

[@oliviaschildwachter2178]

Come to Springfield, MO!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

its booooked the winter. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@aidenlav]

geoffrey you’re a god at comedy

[@dorinc5263]

Funny fact of the day for Geoffrey: ``Coi`` in Romanian is a Testicle

[@dimitrigerman8376]

Comment for the algorithm, folks. Comment for the algorithm.

[@brandonwilliams4112]

"What's your worst kind of clientele...don't make it racial." hahahahhahahahahah

[@T25de]

Gotta catch em all

[@mikeferguson4816]

The Greatiest Comedian!

[@gillesa630]

great riffs by you

[@whhhhhhhhh]

come to denver fort collins is to long of a drive to see you

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

its in the works for later in the fall. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@Aritro77]

Commenting to help with engagement

[@millimetr_peter]

Go be a guest on Kill Tonyy

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

tony couldnt handle me

[@abfleks]

I agree.

[@Moncada10]

Chicago in the fall 🙌

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

its booked. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@3257bm]

Come back to Houston!!!!

[@N8_mul]

Please come back to SF, we loved it.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

coming back in december

[@fathat2261]

Supporting

[@dogchaser520]

"Coy" is being affectedly shy or modest, and often flirtatiously so. "Oh, don't be coy..." / koi

[@bflavasonthetrack]

Definitely a “bring us together” idea❤😂

[@FiercedeityBrad]

"You can't be the best comedian every second of the day" then proceeds to prove himself wrong.

[@cindyfofi5160]

3 for 3 with the Kennedys....😂😂😂😂 G. Come back to Charlotte!!

[@cindyfofi5160]

You know u got fake Geoffrey's now too sending messages, right?? Crazzzzy!

[@cindyfofi5160]

Agree.. come back to Charlotte ❤❤

[@Outrjs]

It's hard living in a closet being so funny when you know you are good enough to be living in the garage. You'll get there.

[@BareSphereMass]

Orlando / Viera / Melbourne Florida!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

doing orlando in januaryyyyy. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX