Geometry Dash With Stupid Controllers

Can you really call yourself a true Geometry Dash gamer if you haven't tried beating a demon level with a Wii U? Or beating a spamclick challenge with a big enter key? Or playing two player levels with joycons? (yeah if you're not able to tell this is one of my dumbest videos yet)
0:00 - Intro
0:47 - Joycons
5:08 - Giant Enter Key
8:59 - Remote Phone
13:05 - Launchpad
16:28 - Wii U
20:54 - Bye
PROGRAMS USED
WiinUPro for Joycons
AutoHotkey for the enter key
Steam Link for phone
Lunchpad for launchpad
UsendMii for Wii U
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If you're reading this, Geometry Dash for Nintendo Switch is coming soon. Sources: just trust me

[@emmygreenstickman9499]

13:38 *”Wait, it’s all Stereo Madness?”* *”Always has been”*

[@Dodobirdth]

Hello

[@oldchannel-pi8hb]

I did that glitch with fingerdash

[@javaherestan5639]

Nah it's a gotcha

[@staringcorgi6475]

It’s a glitch that stormfly talked about in his bug vid

[@dangerousjGD]

8:43 When your parents walk in without knocking

[@toasteroven7683]

5:57 This is the most exercise colon has gotten in 7 years.

[@maybeatim]

a heart and no likes?

[@Flightkitten]

S l a m. I t. N o w.

[@GriffinTheYoutubeOfficial]

He's just like slightly punching it. Its not even "slamming"

[@joeyj453]

lol true

[@isaaclol5]

true

[@george-mz7id]

His voice normally: innocent teen voice His voice when he loses: Demonic screeches

[@Monitorbread]

hi

[@sakuragihanamichi8527]

@@Monitorbread no

[@echonomad94]

WHAT?

[@fatshots1218]

Yes

[@GriffinTheYoutubeOfficial]

The meat has been beat!!! Colon 🍑

[@jaxon-t9983]

GD Colon: *Picks up Wii U gamepad* “I don’t know what this is” *Sad Wii U noises*

[@sentientvoid]

i gave a "bruh really" kinda face when he said that

[@NotFine]

Kinda understandable tho Like who wants to remember the wii u

[@vuice6601]

@@NotFine me

[@yeahman70]

The Wii U is amazing

[@TheHeaTerYT]

@@yeahman70 Yea same

[@bruhwth.shutup230]

He looks like one of those npc’s that just move their mouths when they talk with no emotions

[@jonathancisneros7043]

Lol what is that profile tho

[@bruhwth.shutup230]

lol hop on forknife

[@bruhwth.shutup230]

Colon is a nice guy :)

[@batal0538]

cool beans

[@8od0tmobile81]

ow

[@epikdude243]

whenever he turns on his webcam he looks like hes doing a presentation and explaining something

[@RRusTT_Tengen_Uzui]

8:49 SUS

[@mr.sir229v]

“Are ya winning son.” 8:42

[@lilbigmichael9528]

Yeah dad, wanna join?

[@bird7386]

@@lilbigmichael9528 thats fucked up

[@qwefl]

@@bird7386 h o w

[@rubinthepig1218]

@@lilbigmichael9528 that is so f ed up

[@Noah_Obama]

this is so under rated lmfao

[@JU4N1T0]

I can just picture him coding something and then he’s SLAMS the enter key

[@EthanHasnt]

Wait a minutr kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmO6qpp-oKasipY He does

[@Creeper_ofDoom]

heh, slam

[@hyphe1337]

@@EthanHasnt hehe slam go brrr

[@MirageLuna]

He showed some footage of that on the texture randomiser video

[@eyecu3094]

Me too

[@Ahmad-pd7fq]

4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller. then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)

[@DerpOKat21]

Don't Worry Colon, you're not the only one who makes weird noises while playing video games.

[@TheRealWL9]

"Enter is also a letter on the keyboard." - Colon 2020

[@Cos-lowkey]

Wait a minute

[@kennethceja4156]

Wait-

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

*Wait A Minute Something Ain't Right*

[@Fy3sr]

enter

[@Itz_Sophia19]

Haha

[@LagBack]

"So i used auto key to rebind the enter key.." "No, i dont have a girlfriend why'd you ask?"

[@mate_on_f7916]

I don't get it

[@Sapvant]

the joke is he just randomly said it out of nowhere without context whatsoever.

[@hellow1444]

i thinks its because he plays games and does game challenges for a living, instead of going outside and meeting girls

[@A_I_X]

@@hellow1444 what are girls

[@TheSophisticatedFrog]

7:42 colon: i know this ship part him 2 seconds later: *dies*

[@colty_vrgt]

Everybody: listening to gd colon Me: listening to the duck circling 0:01

[@Luted09]

Same lol

[@JoSephGD]

Wow, not a minute in and taking a jab at the Wii U gamepad! Ok I'm interested

[@SuperiorVeno]

I like how he changed the colors for the joy-cons

[@tggamez1165]

Ikr

[@someone...6961]

You can change it in the icon menu

[@its_marre7]

Not funny.

[@its_marre7]

Just saying lol

[@SuperiorVeno]

Don’t start a fight please. I’m just noticing

[@jxavier1235]

8:51 THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT😂

[@Tartag9]

“It’s just theme wi- but U. …” colon says it all with a straight face while I’m cracking up😂

[@WeinerMaster14]

“Enter is also a letter” -GD Colon 2020

[@trendingtoday3295]

thEnter kEntery is annoying im bEntering honEnterst

[@trendingtoday3295]

I mEnterant lEnterttEnterr

[@trendingtoday3295]

BRUH THENTER LENTERTTENTERR RENTERPLACENTERD THENTER ENTER KENTERY BRUHHH

[@opt1fy670]

COMMUNISM

[@OliwierMix]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS 😂

[@Zorbrop]

Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub

[@mimic7554]

15:20 i wont ask you what this is, robtop.

[@funslapin6663]

gd colon next: "inventing new controllers to play GD with!"

[@Dexzler]

Gd colon nexter

[@ThemeRBLX]

So this button that is super big makes u jump and this one is for the ship, this is the bla bla bla bla

[@johnnypickles47]

Imagine what his parents are thinking at 8:34

[@onionman1202]

8:44 is definitely funnier xDDDDDDD

[@SonOfAFridge_]

Lul

[@snezzingdog1102]

0:41 *looks at a wii u "i don't even remember what this is" that is too fucking relatable.

[@DemoLitee]

6:53 DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-

[@celam5761]

“I know the ship part” *Dies instantly*

[@_.luminosity._]

bruh

[@minebar9576]

"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT" -GDColon 2020

[@seve8791]

First imposter now colen. Where is The Enflish language?

[@swisha1385]

@@seve8791 I Dint's knoe

[@seve8791]

@@swisha1385 r/whooosh

[@swisha1385]

@@seve8791 r/woooooooooosh

[@seve8791]

@@swisha1385 ?

[@kashskitchen7178]

Everybody gangsta till colon beats bloodbath with a dance dance revolution foot pad

[@dyltan]

I love this channel experiments, so good

[@GDColon]

9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something" OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012. twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467 (and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)

[@dimmergd6495]

@@urboidarkwin This my second reply.

[@jbmagination2]

pog you did a thing

[@pro_fares7929]

SMW

[@kaitosonlywife]

Wait why you only have one like

[@Dodobirdth]

Who played will u Aka me

[@Lemoncak3]

This is the kind of content I'm subscribed for

[@Chippo54]

I’m the first like and reply before this is famous

[@cookieplays3697]

ayy only 9 likes here? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Free_Robux_Dont_Press_]

Lemon cak.

[@randomperson23180]

e

[@mewsy599]

only 42 like?

[@amperiusbuttus684]

I love you dude keep up the good content :D

[@yoyarahu]

8:42 bro was way too comfortable with that movement 💀💀💀💀

[@SuguruGeto231]

💀

[@CrimsonBraveMaster]

8:46 Colon being Npesta part 2 Also the outro theme is Options by Frums

[@janKepi]

It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.

[@janKepi]

It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.

[@CrimsonBraveMaster]

@@janKepi Woops, accidentally got them mixed up. Thanks for the correction

[@JerkRat]

colon: *smashes the enter key as fast as he can* enter key: harder daddy OwO colon: what? enter key: what?

[@qk7x]

what? Chain

[@GDColon]

thank you jerkrat

[@wispy218]

@@GDColon no

[@aquaneutral]

its the map pack guy

[@JerkRat]

@@GDColon you are welcome :)

[@EktoAnim]

0:16 I immediately thought of the donkey kong bongo controller things (or whatever they’re called) lmao

[@kops9701]

The dead serious face on colon always gets me

[@mega0389]

are we just going to ignore the spinning duck in the backround of his intro?

[@SentientCubed]

Rotating duck with flippers

[@pofa3632]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opzRq3SCmJWBm6M here 10 hour version of duck

[@Dr.FlounderFew]

Yeah

[@Slaydrik]

yes

[@adrianibarra9973]

Yes

[@jackdawe7327]

1:15 duelo maestro: am I a joke to you?

[@BayGamerTV]

“I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE” -GD Colon

[@EktoAnim]

5:19 I can imagine him wanting to go down a line and violently punching the enter key lmao

[@notlarry4905]

SPINNING DUCK ARRIVED

[@chunkykong8983]

h

[@TheBeast-hz9gw]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@radioactive_waste8594]

weeeeew

[@ninjacactus3553]

Y O S

[@Nawaf_907]

i want to spin around too :)

[@drrianblox]

5:03 “oh I got all three coins” ... who’s gonna tell him?

[@yakkusz2938]

meme me

[@thatonehotdog783]

16:42 "This thing is basically just the wii but... u." Me: No not me 21:26 Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for? Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol

[@dani_boii4133]

”Wait what, you can go down there?” (11:09) and then an ad starts playing

[@cultisttt]

Next, geometry dash on spagetti!

[@ioanamihailescubria4261]

on spagetti

[@cultisttt]

@@ioanamihailescubria4261 yeah

[@Silvermoonmaker]

@@cultisttt wait you seem familiar

[@cultisttt]

@@Silvermoonmaker maybe because i play battle Cats and geometry Dash like you?

[@Kelleck]

*Clubstep Monster made of Spagetti*

[@confusioned2249]

**shows wii u** "honestly i don't even remember what this one is" i don't blame you

[@dabhancarlisle8360]

I own one how dare you

[@BruhMomentum22]

O sht I thought it was a vita lololol I'm dumb af

[@BigSmokeMUFC]

I own one how dare u

[@LilyTheCuteKitty432]

*Preheat Oven to 475°F* RobTop: I'm not even gonna ask what this is...

[@geometryleader4990]

I love the giant enter key, LOL

[@AebbronPuff12]

Colon: Honestly, I don't remember what this one is. Me: *Cries in Wii U being my only console*

[@yassine8766]

*colen*

[@jacobflamesus9841]

It was my first console

[@NightsXy]

I like the Wii U (MaRiO mAkEr)

[@Gust3883]

21:22 I love that Colon will always be a man of culture.

[@dropfish3109]

I’m very happy the first thing you said when you saw Kirby was “Kirb! Kirb! Poyo poyo!”

[@squirtle747]

19:20 Aperture Science

[@lerostudios2050]

Colon: * sets enter key on phone * Also colon: *S M A S H* *

[@margaretpamphile2648]

Lol

[@thischannelisbad9177]

Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him GD Colon: "I don't know what this is" Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010

[@anweshamondal580]

I love this type of content

[@theextrabros4150]

He did better with a giant enter key than I do normally when I am playing good lol

[@jams3456]

8:34 me at 3am on a Saturday be like

[@JayManzzz]

Underrated comment

[@taffles7498]

Rated comment

[@jamesgames4380]

The enter key part where he plays the jitter click is Priceless

[@joanneheys6585]

Man got more exercise than he has in 8 years

[@AbsnormalCoolest]

THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT‼️ 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

[@yodaluca23]

10:46 Colon: Ooo Tight! Me: Andddd... thats what he said.

[@legojoeproductionsyt]

his reaction to the jitterclick challenge is hilarious

[@connorconnor2421]

8:40 "BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU" "I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW" "THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT" ah fuf someone beat me to it wait... r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/beatmymeattoit YES

[@Nawaf_907]

r/cursedcomments

[@soda9573]

YT/cursedcomments

[@themisterdarknight4722]

@@soda9573 yes

[@therealbengam]

"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BET" that is the funniest thing I've heard today

[@partitionhlep]

"bet"?

[@inkysplats1408]

beat no bet

[@therealbengam]

@@inkysplats1408 you think i give a shit

[@therealbengam]

@Max Kathirgamanathan i still don’t give a fucking shit

[@inkysplats1408]

@@therealbengam what an angry man

[@rastkosumic155]

Fun fact: Colon recorded this video with a potato!

[@ufo260explorz5]

At least the handcam

[@GeographyRubiks-123lol]

7:01 "Enter is also a letter on the keyboard." Wise words of GD Cologne~2021

[@ammmreal]

I like how colon is getting more and more natural in front of the camera you can see in older videos hes really robotic lol

[@tonkobanjo]

ai learns

[@Nova-sd4dj]

17:50 Hey Colon wanna know that's Pokémon? You can see the psychic type symbol at the end and you can also see the 'Haunter' Pokémon in the background

[@GDColon]

OHHHHHHH

[@CarvedHauntsCollects]

There’s actually ghastly’s whole evo line (ghastly, haunter, gengar)

[@Nova-sd4dj]

@@CarvedHauntsCollects oh thats so cool i didnt notice that i only saw haunter

[@ErckDaClerck]

​@@CarvedHauntsCollects when you're so used to ghast that gastly sounds weird:

[@CarvedHauntsCollects]

@@ErckDaClerck Wait I just realized I spelt it ghastly and not gastly (the right spelling)

[@bniedem_swed]

1:14 Duelo Maestro 👌

[@beetlegirl13]

Here’s how to make piggyback mode: 1. Place a line right above the character 2. Place a move trigger directly under it and set it to lock to player Y and Z for 9999 seconds 3. Make sure it is on 2 player mode 4. Place a gravity portal so the player on top falls onto the line

[@hyphe1337]

Seeing him use the giant enter key makes me wanna have one

[@javaherestan5639]

Ikr

[@lioncaat7961]

Colon: This is a video of me playing with different controllers. The video: *Colon flexing on how much cool technology he has*

[@IHateCopperGolems]

"Using an app called steam link, you can use the phone as a controller" Of you could just, download GD for mobile?

[@finleypierce7172]

When he said “I don’t even know what this one is” that made me cry😂

[@Kevin-le2mg]

8:50 “THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT!!” 😂😂

[@catmeow5281]

You do know people who uses emojis dont get comments alot right

[@Kevin-le2mg]

@@catmeow5281 well i just did

[@thegreatjan]

typical facebook comment

[@Mecholix]

@@thegreatjan ikr

[@mintyminxduo]

@@thegreatjan no one cares

[@jams3456]

*pulls down second worst selling nintendo console controller that everyone hates* Colon: “Honestly, I dont even know what this one is”

[@solypsis3915]

Man I loved playing with that thing..

[@kal-elsmith]

Me too and just A week ago my mom bought me when Waker HD and now I feel surreal offended

[@devolvable5763]

that thing is my childhood

[@jams3456]

@@devolvable5763 yeah me too, i like the wii u its just a joke comment

[@Jommo213]

This is why we love gd cologne

[@RobinDaHood_]

3:32 "wheres my brain?" Famous last words

[@Gian.carlos15]

I just got in my school break and u uploaded great timing

[@TheBlub]

Seeing Colon smash a giant enter key for some reason brings joy to me

[@NovaaZR]

LOL Why does Colon talk like an npc I love this

[@realsweet361]

16:46 colon, mate, theres a *VIRTUAL BOY*

[@bigmacsauce44]

I like how he set chapters for each item just in case we needed it.

[@hehemotorsikle831]

"Nintendo switch is good, controller-wise" -RobTop

[@AydenJade2014]

This guy is so cool i watch it all the time

[@Smiler23]

GDColon:talking the backround: duck

[@King_Cheese]

7:02 HM YES MY FAVORITE LETTER E N T E R

[@Wizdabest1]

Good point

[@thenickstrikebetter]

Colon should try to hook up GD to the light switch or something.

[@carni7369]

Or to a fridge door

[@TheGoldNShadow]

Or to grass blades

[@snozthecrappydrawnduck]

Or to his eyes

[@kashskitchen7178]

Guest at his house: *is epileptic* Colon who hooked up gd to the light: SHAKE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING

[@jenniferlee1290]

Or his stomach

[@Malicious_Intent7]

5:51 I DARE YOU TO PLAY DEADLOCKED WITH GIANT ENTER KEY

[@MrsPenguin-pw3jc]

colan staring into the camera slowly tilting his head talking in his naturally monochrome voice with a duck in the background arms down to his side him barely take a second to breathe and watching his body not move besides the very subtle movements from basic things like blinking is very very scary

[@gdbeast5064]

8:46 colon sounds like an enderman when it dies

[@KopsGD]

Colon never just plays the game. He always finds some incredible way to make it cooler!

[@connergamezz6842]

0:45 koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are!

[@bonkyboiforpresident2024]

That mallard duck just cracks me up

[@spachie]

i love how at the beginning he had a spinning duck

[@quercus4346]

at the end too

[@NatheerTheExample]

5:08 for the entire level only look at his face cam, the Enter key and never felt such pain before

[@wildcrasher7928]

When playing Castlemania, the song is a remix of the haunted house theme from what I think is Mario World

[@luketheheli1833]

That duck whit flipers is so funy

[@HaltingThomas10]

Next video: Beating Kenos with Nintendo switch joy-cons.