George Carlin - Advertising and Bull Shit- Reaction Video

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

buckle up dudes. George always got better and crankier. one of his best. Thank you, from California.

[@Benaboo73]

George was an integral part of my life growing up! So glad to see younger people enjoy him!

[@lynnarthur1411]

George Carlin was methodical about preparing the dialogue for his routines. He typed out (no word processing in the olden days) his ideas. Then through editing and reediting (no white-out) his routines were perfected before he began rehearsing them. I'm 65, and was 7 years old when I first watched Carlin on The Tonight Show. He got me laughing back then; and for years I've been entertained by the creative brilliance of this man.

[@CosmosesJones]

yeh this was a classic bit of his, carlin is amazing. kept on going until his last breath, what an absolute legend

[@nunosoares2329]

HIlarious guy way ahead of his time. Rest in peace :-(

[@robert4you]

That intro must be one of the best ever in the history of stand-up. Brilliant! Imagine memorizing all that... Holy sh-t!

[@ChrisLight1]

Carlin's father was an award winning public speaker... Surprised? I'm certainly not. Great channel, guys.

[@chesterzimmerman7752]

Imagine if George Carlins form of comedy was a class you could take In school

[@CanadiansReact]

They really should. Only problem is the whole School would want to take it 😂👍

[@Loonaticx]

It would be philosophy populated by smart ass kids with a sense of humor lop

[@ericgerena6042]

Thank You very much guys for my request that was actually suggested by my 73 year old dad who's a huge fan of George. Another suggestion by my dad is Modern Man and if you guys want to see a young George Carlin my dad also suggest " Indian Staff Sergeant ( 1965). Stay Safe! Guys.👍💯🇱🇷😅

[@CanadiansReact]

Thank you for the request. We loved the video

[@christhornycroft3686]

George was like a school teacher - only he actually made enough to live on and he was cool.

[@susanparker1374]

Glad to see the younger ppl enjoying GC. Your reaction to this one in particular had me laughing like crazy! Just so you know he was an Irish Catholic. 🍁

[@emcsquare5045]

His whole bit "religion is bullshit" is brilliant.

[@CanadiansReact]

We’re on it! Thanks!!

[@emcsquare5045]

@Mike Morbuk yeah, that actually is also. The idea of a "god" is a superannuated concept that was created when we didn't understand things like lightning, and earthquakes, and floods, coming up with a "it must be a god doing it" was our first attempt at science, and since it was our first it was our worst.

[@cshubs]

There's a chunk of it at the end here.

[@TheTibbott]

What a performance. Carlin would practice and practice and memorize to perfection, and still come across as almost improv.

[@jillians1138]

Has nobody published a book of all of this man’s words of wisdom yet? Or am I living under a rock and it’s already in existence…..

[@karltobar2810]

Kudos for watching stuff that a hundred others haven't done already! Love you guys!

[@sugarcakes-sv9dj]

The one and only George Carlin, greetings from Australia

[@CanadiansReact]

Well greetings right back at you from Canada!!

[@youngThrashbarg]

They don't call it the Holy Buybull for nothing.

[@lucaspayne7222]

If you liked his Advertising Rant.. you definitely need to watch his opening routine from his final comedy special called "Modern Man"... even in his last days he was on point!

[@jennifertappan3823]

Ryan, I love your hair like that! Boom chicka bow wow!

[@krash66]

His timing and mastery of the English language were second to none. So sad that he is gone.

[@MySerpentine]

But he loves you!

[@mahdiyar.ma8809]

TNX a lot✌😘

[@williamcurrier955]

Gotta check out bill hick's bit on jfk

[@johncurtis7186]

Great channel guys. Check out the full bit of Carlin’s “Religion Is Bullshit”......it’s just tremendous!!!

[@CanadiansReact]

We definitely will. Thanks 👍

[@Patrick_AUBRY]

George Carlin "A modern man"

[@CanadiansReact]

🙌

[@jeremybluhm2590]

@@CanadiansReact I was going to recommend a Modern Man as well, if you think the intro to this video was something wait until you see that bit, incredible stuff by the best of all time. Thanks guys, love the Carlin videos!

[@_Common_Logic_]

@@CanadiansReact - Both versions of Modern man are pretty much the same, but the video quality seems to be a lot better from this same special: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpzClYWwlqeii68&ab_channel=VoloundYT Hang on to your beers. eh! ;-)

[@goonbelly5841]

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[@CanadiansReact]

Wow - that was intense when I pressed read more. haha - Adam

[@goonbelly5841]

@@CanadiansReact Step Right Up is a song by Tom Waits that has a similar theme to the beginning of the Carlin stand-up monologue that you reacted to. Thought you might find it funny.

[@Itsant33]

Jim Jefferies is different

[@marlahudgins7038]

I just subscribed

[@CanadiansReact]

Fantastic thank you! - Adam

[@CanadiansReact]

Thanks so much. Glad you enjoy the channel -Ryan

[@428chase]

Loved watching you laugh, finally stopped by but I almost didn't because well I will explain why down below, so i but together my own little reaction to all the reactors that cover George Carlin you see I am one of his biggest fans>Since about 1974 his older stuff is good too. every reacter does a lot of the same newer stuff. Which I like alot but if you go back in time a little bit, I mean I don't know if you have looked around and seen a lot of other channels like yours or not, but if you have you might have notice the others are reacting to the same routines, and I understand your most likely doing most requested and that is every body is asking for all of his most recent stuff and it is funny but he didn't just start being funny he just change his content. As I said before to ohter reactors. I got all of his stuff 18 cds on mp3s and I know whats coming next, so I don't come here to hear him I come to see your reaction and.it's fun, but how many times do I want to see war on homelessness,.or the ones you done so far. I mean I almost past you by because of the reason listed above everybody is reacting to the same stuff, so if I may make a suggestion step outside the box and do some new stuff even though it is older, I am here to help you out,and make it easy, instead of just naming the routines I send the links to them, some is just audio but still very good stuff

[@metatronblack]

🐼🐼

[@jetblach]

This was not from the beginning.

[@ivorysteele]

Hi guys do modern man

[@CanadiansReact]

If you can send us a link so we make sure we get the right version that would be great. Thx! -Adam

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

Overexposed in my life!!!!😵

[@bjanzer]

Please stop previewing the bits

[@thesaltybeard1793]

What do you mean?