George Carlin Pets Pt 2

George Carlin talking about his pets. Enjoy!! (Part 2 of 2)

[@TelecasterLPGTop]

George wasn't just makin' it up, he had pictures .

[@tsopuaifa]

I reckon he never made anything up. :D

[@freshmenrule]

A lot of comedians make up stories for their specials. This man came with PICTURES! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JacobTurchi]

2:28 that was the first time i have seen geroge lagh at his own joke

[@miguelarias5000]

2:28

[@jordandabbs9805]

Ik I was speechless. Had to reply it a couple times, like " so that's how it sounds like when he laughs holy shit"

[@QuietlyCurious]

He once messed up a line in the 70's and laughed at himself.

[@condensermike]

I thought the same thing. First time ever. It was lovely. Miss this man.

[@DMortician]

2:29 George laughing at his jokes is RARE

[@stewiepid4385]

@Bloodthirsty Didn't you watch it?

[@Carlos-xz3vi]

Good catch. Hope you are having fun in 2011. Stay there, it sucks now!

[@gloriouslyaesthetic]

​@@Carlos-xz3vi lmfao I like commenting on old KZbin comments

[@sirensong7956]

The look on Moe's face at 5:53 is priceless lmao. XD

[@klutz3955]

He's having the time of his life

[@CuriousGeorgeize]

If only George would have lived a little longer, even in his last show he was so on top of things and sharp as ever. Theres no one like him. Peace George.

[@lindagusch2671]

What did he die of?

[@alishagarner8333]

@@lindagusch2671 congestive heart failure he was a real bad coke addict in his time until around 40 something

[@TRafael82]

@@alishagarner8333 You should watch out with just saying stuff without knowing for sure what you're talking about.

[@StudioDaVeed]

Oh my gawd, I have never seen this bit! I was rolling...

[@Gawaine687]

oh lord, the expressin on verne's face in this situation was gut-busting hilarity!!

[@mjinvincibletv7252]

5:59

[@pgo301]

Everything that came out of George's mouth was just funny, period!!!

[@CountyLineFilms]

2:27 think this is the first and only time George broke out laughing on stage

[@Realtrollking2988]

When I seen him he cracked up several times

[@barblucchesi9527]

Everyone needs a daily dose of Carlin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

[@kevinpiastra]

one of my favorite carlin routine EVER and it was from his only hbo special never released on dvd.

[@garethbaus5471]

You've got to feel sorry for vern, that cat has had quite a lot happen to him.

[@alexreilly6121]

When I saw that picture I was like oh god thats the most morose cat ive ever seen ;/

[@aarontoles5988]

Cats just mildly annoyed lol

[@ajn465]

His face silently screamed, “F***, NOT again….”.

[@geraldspencer1956]

I'd love to have a Christmas card like that!!! :-D

[@bandandra9584]

Gerald Spencer same

[@Mii.2.0]

@@bandandra9584 It's been 7 years and finally there's a comment!

[@bigsportshighlights]

especially from george! might've been a great buddy

[@cybercat29]

Same here 😆😅😂🤣😻❤

[@kevinpiastra]

folks, he wasn't laughing at his own joke so much as laughing and being pleased with the audiences lovely reaction

[@jordandabbs9805]

Either way it's a fuckin first 😂😂

[@StarMangledAstronaut]

This guy just became my personal hero...

[@souly9211]

LOL HE WASN'T KIDDING

[@Swgivov]

This is his best bit ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@83gemm]

Pics or it didn’t hap- Well, ok then. The fact that the cat had the exact expression Georgie made…. I’m dying.

[@simplehacks.9600]

Even though he jokes about them I've heard he took good care of them and treated them good.

[@briangenarelli568]

One of the funniest bits I've ever seen. 🤣🤣

[@mikehorne4840]

I have just about choked to death laughing at this he is absolutely wonderful RIP sad that he's gone.

[@rogerwilco4736]

Man, I rolled around the floor in laughter

[@screamahlee9625]

Thats what a lot of people dont get, they thought George was makin up funny standup scenario pieces but in reality, everything he said in all his performance was real which fortify the saying "Life is a funny joke"

[@zoombini1831]

i laughed the whole time because i’ve never in my life heard of a cat named Verne

[@davidhailstone7794]

George wasn't just the best comic ever. He was a prophet. In the 90s he told an audience: "If fascism comes to America folks, it'll be wearing a white religious face." In the 90s he said that. Hey George, wherever you are, 'looking down' at us, you were right, bro. You were SO right, 30 years ago. It's coming and it's face is white and religious, like you predicted.

[@suzannereilman4516]

...ol’ George be soundin’ like Al Pacino doing a pseudo-‘Southern’ accent in ‘Scent of a Woman’...;)

[@AngelusSpkGrrl]

It really wouldn't surprise me if he really did send out that christmas card.

[@dgermany030866]

moe only has one ball "but he doesn't know that" and he's okaaaaay!!! lol

[@florentinovasquez3801]

Poor cat's sayin' "F*ck my life"

[@babyrnkb]

we saw this @ a motel in Anaheim & about died of laughter.

[@la-ia1404]

He had the original Grumpy Cat.

[@gunslinger861]

this the bit that got me hooked on carlin

[@XxPostalDudexX]

rofl at the montage in the end.

[@geraldspencer8679]

6:00 I love Vern's look right here. It's like he's saying, "Are you done yet?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@rowellmason2477]

I have a Maltese named max who also has one ball and humps everything.

[@suzannereilman4516]

...I’m diggin’ me some Vern...;)!

[@hypermecha223]

Murphy, Moe and Vern.

[@papalaz]

That was funny 🤣😂

[@Salocinist]

In 5:46 itlooks like he's thinking to himself "what are you doing Vern...? What have you become?"

[@Tuga4life]

'' peaece?? '' 😂😂

[@Bradbssargdons]

"Gwannn, cut hiz NUTZZZ OFFF" aahahahah 2:47

[@TheCheshireCat2190]

Oh my god the pictures at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patcupolo9274]

I just discover George on u tube, I'm an old fart, was too busy working, he makes me piss my pants, and GOD, does he not tell the truth😂

[@klutz3955]

Amen!!

[@sgtcreasegrease]

You're probably a pretty cool old fart. ENJOY

[@sirlagged]

Are you an old fart or an old fuck?

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

5:53 the look on the dog’s face 😂😂

[@Handlethis81637]

"You want these?"

[@MrRatoteck]

5:52 is the best fucking face I've ever seen

[@Est.1998]

This had my crying 😂😂😂😂

[@amystancombe2248]

Comedic genius!

[@Bradbssargdons]

@JacobTurchi Wow now that you mention it, yeah! I have seen every comedy special and never realized he NEVER LAUGHS at his own jokes! There could have been a few chuckles here and there but not like he does in this video!

[@Hirnlego999]

Poor Vern :)

[@starshinewatchdog8058]

Poor Vern

[@gunslinger861]

i named my last cat after this bit r.i.p murphy

[@MeatBicycle8678]

And he’s airborne on Vern! 😂

[@hypermecha223]

I know, right? I guess he just ad libbed a little there & cracked himself up :D

[@mau345]

not surprised, only pets can make cynical, dark and sarcastic old guy glow

[@Mamulel]

Oh no ho ho ho He got pictures 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@minidriversouthsweden5137]

George was a genus when it came to comedy. I can’t come up with anything funny that fast. But I have my moments where my brain works quicker than a bat on speed and giving punch lines where needed. Welcome to the biggest jungle with no animals just human parrots and baboons. That’s one of my most used lines on rookies at work. Then after a few days they see what I meant by that.

[@georgeyin3321]

carlin was the best

[@DavidMcKenna-cs1qm]

Carlin is Jesus but like Jesus never got to experience and appreciate both! Same person!

[@thedudeabides2010]

Perfect

[@easycoding5289]

This guy is a fucking legend

[@mattheslet3012]

R.i.p. Mr. Carlin !

[@robdobson5419]

Poor Vern.

[@lisvender]

Poor Vern 😿

[@joaomus]

One of a kind

[@marginis]

Aw, what a cute couple at 5:20

[@brianbumstead2682]

Funny as fuck

[@Bryankirshon]

Peace

[@rcr-zt4of]

Verne will not get in the car with me at all anymore!!!

[@crnobog]

AIRBORNE ON VERN HAHAHAHAHA

[@mysteryh7174]

George is an interesting guy.

[@UrSoMeanBoss]

omg he wasnt kidding!!!!!!! o.o'

[@magic666z]

awesome :D

[@stephenbotelho4571]

He was so fuckin good

[@conradhoffmanhoffman4517]

Only Carlin can do this....

[@fadilfawzi7879]

I didn't born and raised in US so I look at cats and dogs in a different way than a lot of Americans. And I swear every time I look at the fixed pets and there food right here in the US I know that s...t will make the animal suffer way more than leaving it alone in nature

[@neonfroot]

This. Most people get pets because they suck at interhuman relations. Yet, they hate kids. They think kids are leeches and don't deserve any positive attention. Yet, they will make social media blogs dedicated to their dogs and crown them as long

[@angelorivera5884]

And here I thought he was making this up for the sake of comedy, so whatbdoes he do? He shows us video as proof. lol

[@zotharr]

This took an strange turn from Pt 1...

[@jeveuxlesoleil]

@Shard18 Um, no, Vern is a eunuch. Female isn't defined by lack of dangly bits, it's defined by the presence of OTHER bits.

[@mynamewhatis7254]

Do you want these..? DEEZ NUTS

[@armorhide406]

uh oh Did George say that Verne could care less? Instead of Couldn't care less? D:

[@Aethuviel]

People do that a lot, even though "could not care less" makes more sense.

[@armorhide406]

***** Yeah but coming from George who is really strict about grammar, it just seems weird

[@MCline93]

armorhide406 Same here, I caught it right away (i'm kind of a grammar nazi myself).

[@georgejohnson1124]

+armorhide406 Get a Life dude................

[@Jam3zGe51990]

Who the hell cares..

[@tomgnyc]

George, murphy, more, verne, and Annie are probably all gone now. 😢

[@klutz3955]

Oh my fucking God I fucking died at vern getting fucked that guy Is the mvp!!!

[@lotfibouhedjeur9897]

Fuuuuuuuuck, he wasn't making that shit up!

[@xerosthemonk]

@fullyautomated It's from his 40 Years of Comedy Special

[@msDanielp369]

5:22 epic

[@Daniel_McBrearty]

VERN COULD CARE LESS! ROFL

[@alialmuhanna4938]

0:18 “and he’s cuter than a dick” !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gary69_]

What's the song called at 5:21 to 6:02?

[@notdante1151]

Oooh god the pictures... My side still F@cken hurt. The $hit you can get away with back in the days. That would have get anybody canceled now a day. Good old days.

[@ricbachman1727]

Poor vern.

[@mohamedalhaneef1260]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@madbear3512]

Been like hay asshole I can't feel anything

[@Hirnlego999]

Kitty cat being the saddest thing on this planet...

[@piper888]

Vern could NOT care less

[@fullyautomated]

What show is this from?

[@Hirnlego999]

Come to think of it, that horndog should have been damn punished for being such a prick

[@venezuela5876]

what happened with the time links in the comments. they don't work

[@msDanielp369]

LMAOO