George Costanza, Ladies Man

[@bhaskarkakati]

The moment you realize George's score-board is par with Barney Stinson 🤯

[@fLightTakesFlight]

No it’s not🤣

[@jeremyweekes2126]

It is not just about the number, it is also about the quality of the vvomen as well lol. Barney consistently get with 7's, 8's, 9's, & possibly even a few 10's. Whereas, George was only consistently getting average to below average (& the occasional above average) vvomen lol.

[@justinreid3663]

@@jeremyweekes2126 7 is average

[@jeremyweekes2126]

@@justinreid3663, you're missing the point my friend. The point is Barry was consistently pulling higher quality vvoman than George ever was. Well higher quality in terms of looks anyway. Maybe not higher quality in terms of intellect & personality though.

[@knightoftheislandcounter3330]

@@justinreid3663 7s arent a thing

[@ObviouslyKieran]

"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met" The smoothest line delivery in comedy history 😂😂

[@henrypao8394]

I cannot compete in quantity nor quality with George conquests.

[@theprinceoftides6836]

U gotta try the Opposite, see what happens.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Attractive women wont even stand in line behind me at the store

[@stephaniegormley9982]

The better the woman, the less George appreciated her. The worse she was, the more he was attracted to her.

[@ACBurel101]

Story of my life

[@niteshkatwal5428]

i think you might be on to something

[@killerjoe5628]

George really did look good with that hair piece.

[@kiteizenga6128]

Just ask Elon Musk

[@TRA]

George is an inspiration for short bald guys

[@abacab87]

don't forget stocky

[@Guizambaldi]

For what? To write comedy shows?

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

The fact that Constanza got ANY women is nothing short of a miracle. The fact that he complained about a single one of them is absurd in the extreme. Looking back on this show I kind of realize the main characters got about what they deserved in the last episode.

[@nadimabbas4093]

George dated 55 women in total throughout the entire series. This means he had the most girlfriends overall compared to Jerry and Kramer, which is ironic because Kramer is the Kavokra Man and George STILL topples that!

[@dude1305]

As well as having been engaged for like an entire season

[@lightyagami1752]

The most unrealistic aspect of the show is that someone like George or Kramer or even Neuman could get very attractive women on a frequent basis.

[@georgeway2092]

it's comedy ... entertainment ... i'll bet you still live in mommie's basement .......

[@shoespeak]

not really, the 90s were a different time man. no social media, no dating apps, normal male/female interactions

[@edpankov]

That's not true they all had a very idiosyncratic charm despite them all being narcissitic bufoons. That is something most men lack

[@0xSignIn]

I don't think you have look around that much. Most of beautiful girls (those are not social media influencer) have not so good looking bf. For that matter except I'm not bald otherwise I'm not that good looking and still get a beautiful girl that I can't even get in my dreams.

[@TRA]

This is why it’s the best show. It gives hope to 80% of people

[@josephtemple1667]

George is an inspiration to short, stocky bald men (of rather generous proportions) everywhere!

[@jshaers96]

I notice you threw stocky in there.

[@josephtemple1667]

@@jshaers96 Yeah, what the hell!

[@NateChillinShow]

George gets more women while living with his parents than most of us guys not living with their parents. Only in a Seinfeld universe is that possible.

[@Wordgoblin]

And most of them are gorgeous.

[@sammencia7945]

50 women in 9 years. Guy has a new gf every 9 weeks.

[@TheEnd-gt5sp]

George piped more women claiming he lacked confidence than a lot of chads

[@704Hauser]

Excellent compilation! George didn't do too badly after all.

[@seasidedreams6766]

it was the summer of George !

[@E3kTheCat]

He's spontaneously funny even when he's tired

[@christianalexanderthegreat8941]

“I can’t have sex” “With me or in general?”

[@sammencia7945]

Lives in Manhattan, earns $12k a year at most, yet can afford an apartment, furniture, stereo,diners.

[@LT1]

12k a year? He was a real estate agent and then worked in the front office for the yankees. Where are you getting 12k a year lol

[@bounmiibeagle7550]

@@LT1 Missed an '0' from 12k

[@letsgobrandon987]

This guy really was the show.

[@davden965]

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

[@fabsmaster5309]

George is always talking about how he's not getting any, but he low-key has more game than anyone I know in real life.

[@niteshkatwal5428]

sure. he has game. people who look like him (according to george, he is hedious, and i dont disagree lol), he did way better for his look spectrum to be honest. George is flying baby!!!!

[@muskokamike127]

COS STAN ZA.....literally, a very attractive waitress I met hated me when she first met me....then I grew on her.....when I showed her that episode...she said JUST LIKE YOU! lol

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

@@muskokamike127: They all hate men, they’re just arrogant

[@CoinRunner175]

Omg! What a great mash!! You editor's topped it!😂😂😂

[@stephaniegormley9982]

George: The prettier and nicer they were, the quicker he'd get rid of them. The uglier and more rotten, the more he wanted them.

[@strider6425]

George punched way above his weight. Legend

[@irisscott9488]

Wait! What?!? 4 dozen women?!? Where was I when ALL OF THIS was going on?!? Wow!! Never would've guessed!! Lady's man! 🤩😍👌💪😁😁🤩

[@AllenHanPR]

George has dated more women in 9 seasons than my whole life. He averaged 6 girls a season. At 180 episodes he averaged 27% of being with a girl and he never bragged about it, which means he lowkey got more off-camera than we know about. Seinfeld ended 23 years ago. That means he hooked up with at least 140 girls since then, lets not forget the power he has once dating apps came around.

[@jasonphillips6877]

He was in jail at the end.

[@goodgod326]

as people would say “for the streets”

[@mikeg1378]

Most of those women he never hooked up with because he’s costanza who always finds a way to blow it. Nothing “low key” about it lol

[@Wimpleman]

Excellent stat gathering, kudos

[@0412lennon]

realistically speaking this can happen if you're very picky as fuck even if you're a bald fat short dude. bald fat short dudes can get women even the picky ones. his longest lasting relationship was with a woman who he turned lesbian and got back with him again. George is a ladies man except he doesn't know it

[@Hon_cb1kr]

He defies the law of nature being short, fat and bald. Superman would give up his powers to become George.

[@ouch74]

You forgot to mention being dumb, unsuccessful and chock fulla OCD's😉

[@chiefscheider]

@@ouch74 "Slow-witted" to quote Elaine 😁

[@davidturner1641]

I counted around 52 women At least half were SUPER HOT. Maybe 10% were the opposite. He is quite the player player

[@skunkycatog]

Could never believe that a real dude like george would be able to pull.

[@eazythedon54st]

George has a good friend group that gives him confidence so I definitely see how he would be able to get the girls that he gets.......

[@sal4992]

I didn’t realized that George got laid that much in the show yet, he called him self a loser🤣.

[@vladimir-savage72]

I blame his lack of confidence on his parents. I mean I doubt any normal person could grow up ready to take on the world with a father like Frank calling you weak because you need glasses 😂

[@sal4992]

@@vladimir-savage72 agree🤣

[@magtovi]

It's a glimpse into Larry David's fantasy about his own life.

[@octasian]

George had some pretty attractive women.

[@ouch74]

Yep a compliment to him and an insult to them. Makes you wonder what was the intent of the show's producers?

[@deathkampdrone]

Jerry as well

[@Trentsum]

All these women plus this doesnt even include those women who hit on George when he wore the fake wedding ring to the party in that one episode.

[@andreo.7633]

Lol forgot abt that Carrying the girls pic n all haha

[@mizzyroro]

George has scored more than any other character on Seinfeld.

[@chiefscheider]

And with good reason. From what I understand George is rather well endowed when he hasn't been in a pool.

[@soundsolutions]

@@chiefscheider shrinkage

[@dolanddrumpf6344]

This show had the hottest women. Also, normal natural women. Not like these days where they all had work done and look like bloated lizards.

[@bibek6713]

you sound like george 😂😂

[@Emcostanza]

“All” okay sure. Also Courtney cox ended up getting a lot of work done so

[@shinbakihanma2749]

They had some good looking women on this show, they were okay. A good amount of them were definitely doable, but I don't know about it having "the hottest" women. I could never cosign that sentiment. A young Marisa Tomei is probably one of the few truly "hot" women that I could say they had on this show.

[@dolanddrumpf6344]

@@shinbakihanma2749 Jerry had some GOLD babes, GOLD!!

[@HeathOverledger]

Lol “bloated lizards” 🤣🤣🤣

[@tonyktown]

T-Bone, the ladies are gonna love you!

[@willswalkingwest7267]

Co-Stanza! 🎵🎶

[@anirbandebnath4603]

She : "I can't have sex" , George : "with me or in general?"

[@cherylcaardillo1702]

They missed the best one the unemployment extention ladies daughter

[@philochristos]

George always gave me a false sense of hope.

[@russoswerve7856]

As awful a person as George is, he still lives a better life than me

[@DannyDornail]

That one at 4:55. "We've decided to share you, George" kills me everytime.

[@jolly-rancher]

"Forget Bozo, George. Bozo's out. He's finished. It's over for Bozo."

[@BDUBZ49]

Christa Miller fired George for touching her fabric, then later she dated him while he wore his fabric of choice....velvet!

[@opusdei1151]

George had more game in live as everybody of us xD

[@scsmith4604]

It's funny you mention that. I have a friend from high school who looks similar to George with slightly more going for him and is very outgoing and basically, he has the same situation. We are in our 50s now and every time I see him when I visit home he has a new "lady friend" as he refers to them and they are all attractive, with great personalities, and great jobs. And like George, he goes through them like hotcakes.

[@opusdei1151]

@@scsmith4604 did you asked him what secret he has?🤣

[@peteryang8991]

George is a more objective representation of the type of people our western pop culture label as "Fuck Boys" Contrast to Two and a Half Men and How I Met Your Mother is more of a modern radical leftist feminists' bias representation of these people, due to well...guys like George always drive women wild and if she is one of those "crazy ones" feminists are very bias on their side lol

[@artrockdrummer]

I actually met George once in Colorado. I was working as one of those people that gets people to register to vote and he came to our office to give us a pep talk. It was in like 2004

[@eduardovalencia2197]

You mean Jason XD

[@artrockdrummer]

@@eduardovalencia2197 Yep. And that’s not his real name either 😊

[@willyboi8915]

I cannot, for the life of me, find the "every woman alive has complete control of my life" clip.

[@chiefscheider]

The actual quote is "Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life and yet, I want them all." It's from The Baby Shower and I can't find it either. I may have to upload it! 😎

[@willyboi8915]

No wonder, completely misremembered. The joke was too funny!

[@chiefscheider]

It was, and Elaine and Jerry had some funny lines too. I did upload the scene btw 👍

[@willyboi8915]

You the man, man

[@chiefscheider]

✊

[@robertdevoy3119]

Only George could routinely get some very attractive women to go on cheap dates at the neighborhood diner.

[@charlesbrown8879]

To all the comments saying that only in this show could george get these women, I must say that I respectfully disagree with you. I live in nyc, and I assure you that his experience doesn't seem exaggerated. There are about 8 million people here in this small city. Women are everywhere. As a short, unattractive man, I have had many beautiful women. I think it's due to factors such as confidence, charisma, and personality.

[@chiefscheider]

We'll take your word for it, Chuck

[@bigbake132]

You keep trying to kick that football?

[@bluv6]

I think you have to live here to truly get this. This city is full of cuties trying to find even semi-dateable men.

[@ars4455]

it's really impressive how many dates George has had with beautiful women... imagine if he was a handsome guy

[@howdy000]

@2:01 this line would work so great in a Batman movie ... "Who are you?!" Batman- 'I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met'

[@artvandalay13]

Georgie had better luck with women than me.

[@jamesauber8622]

George would screw up a free dinner. If some one offered him Dinner

[@coffeeaddictexpress5038]

Holy crap! That was Cuddy from Show house at 1:15 lol. She looks so different. Still gorgeous of course.

[@jahoyhoy55555]

Good catch!

[@gregoryjohnson874]

George has 'hand'

[@Tripp393]

He's gonna need it.

[@waltwhitman7545]

0:42 damnn she really had a hot Clarice Starling vibe going on, had to be one of George's hottest / most seductive girlfriends

[@markf5931]

funny you mention that. Isn't 1:04 Catherine Martin?

[@Akashroy-se6ur]

Until now It didn't even come to my mind that George dated so many women... Right now I think he is actually the ladies man more than Jerry i guess... Ladies dig it short, bald and stocky fellow

[@zacharymash1225]

For all the people that call George’s character a loser…. Look at all the women In this video. He does this while living with his parents on and off, being unemployed on off, and being a short stocky, slow witted, bald man. George got game fellas.

[@soundsolutions]

Only on tv

[@nazmdoksandort9174]

Is this Lisa Cuddy from House at 1:15? :)

[@chiefscheider]

It sure is! That bit is from "The Mango". She's also in "The Masseuse" as the same character (Karen). Actress' name is Lisa Edelstein

[@miamitten1123]

Ohh wow! She aged considerably.

[@ubwcolt]

Thank you! I was trying to figure out what she was from!

[@susieq8424]

​@@chiefscheiderThank you! I mistakenly thought that was Megan Mullaly!

[@frankbrenner4852]

I never really contemplated how much tail George was getting. But for a pear-shaped loser he really did well for himself. Cos ... tanza. George acually had hotter women than Jerry. LOL.

[@tennisee10]

They both did well Jerry had some great ones too. Don't forget about the kavorka K-man he had his way with women too.

[@ramanujlal]

This is the aspect ratio the show was meant to be seen in. Learn from YT, Netflix

[@puneetkumar3622]

George is the best

[@josephl447]

"Go have fun with the guys, I'll be waiting right here for ya" "...Of course you will" 😂

[@vman992mah2]

😂😂😂😂

[@jonnyquatromusic]

2:44 prettiest girl on the whole show

[@RemoGutierrez1]

I just saw Marisa Tomei! 3:15 She's so hot in My Cousin Vinny too

[@lopezrome1982]

No Tomei? Wow

[@chiefscheider]

Totally agree, Jonathan. Her name is Elizabeth Sjoli and sadly she only did a few more things after Seinfeld and hasn't acted since '06

[@frsumrith]

Kristin Davis season 8 episode 16 go check it out

[@vicepresidentmikepence889]

Nope, it was the winona, the Native American chick in "The cigar store indian"

[@joeredman9354]

For a short, stocky, dim witted bald guy, George does pretty good...

[@Posark]

I think the George character represents the conflicted way Larry David saw himself. On one hand, an irritable, funny looking loser, on the other hand, remarkably successful

[@markherring3513]

George was never successful

[@kindnesslove5482]

He had a sitcom and worked for the New York Yankees and was engaged to a super wealthy heiress executive@@markherring3513

[@miamitten1123]

4:19 George most realistic (looking) girlfriend.

[@thomaspsanzi8947]

"If I Were George I Would Ask You Out!"

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

Was there anyone who WASN'T in Seinfield?

[@spb7883]

Part of the joke … at least when I was in my 20s while this show was *new* , was that in reality, George could NEVER get women like this. THAT’S the joke.

[@Metrowhite]

Why do you have to hurt a guy who looks like George, so bad?

[@spb7883]

@@Metrowhite That’s the thing: it’s not about guys who look like George. *I* look like George. It’s about *George* ! HE’S the character. This isn’t a “movement”. It’s fictional!

[@bmla88]

2:42 one of my favorite George moments

[@DarkEagle-vx9hd]

Come to think of it, George was kinda a ladies man. And to some fine looking ones too

[@roguesheep3083]

The legend of Buck Naked

[@amh5209]

the 90s girls btw.. oh my

[@Xatalion]

George knows how to flirt with ladies

[@kynanpelletier1228]

That's a big Matzah ball.

[@FredPlanatia]

What about the lady he met on the subway who stole is wallet and his clothes? A discriminating man like George would surely count her.

[@nthgth]

"Will I see you again??"

[@FredPlanatia]

@@nthgth 😂

[@Uncle__Karl]

man! George is a stud!

[@vladimir-savage72]

Say what you will about George. But the fact that he gets women willingly to date him means he's not 100% helpless when it comes to romance. Still doesn't change the fact that he crashes and burns every time though 😂

[@michaelshaw7652]

George actually had quite some lady luck.

[@faidamir5373]

Georgy the playa

[@flisko123]

i enjoy understanding

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

I don’t know why, but I found George very attractive with his hair piece. I kind of had a crush on him in that episode… lol 😆 it’s funny but true!

[@chiefscheider]

Like Elaine once said to Jerry: "You're not around women. You don't know how important a man's hair is." [cut to George looking anxious] "I'm sorry George, but it's true." 😄

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

@@chiefscheider I know right? Way too funny, to this day I still giggle to myself when I remember certain Seinfeld skits. Love it all ✌️Thank you! Love from Australia 🇦🇺

[@davidfernandez6264]

@@kathrynbillinghurst188 so u like short stocky bald men?

[@chiefscheider]

Evidently not, Dave 😁

[@TobyCostaRica]

Who’s the girl in the thumbnail? I remember she was on another show

[@chiefscheider]

Christa Miller. She was also on The Drew Carey Show, Scrubs, and Cougar Town

[@TobyCostaRica]

@@chiefscheider ahhhhh that’s where I remember her from. Drew Carey show! Mimi looks way different without all that make up.😀

[@jamiesmith4293]

0:16 I don't know why George's shirt is messed up, but I'm sure it's a ridiculous reason that could only happen on Seinfeld.

[@xjcrossx]

Really? lol That woman went on a date with George years before that episode and she threw chocolate all over his shirt during a performance and never went on another date with him. So George finds out that Elaine is hosting a baby shower for that same woman so he wore the same shirt (that he still wears under sweaters because the collar is ok) lol, and confronts her about it at her baby shower. But yeah, you're right lol

[@jeffaller6190]

This episode made no sense, it was disjointed and the plot was thin.

[@barrriwa]

This is a compilation lmao xD

[@jeffaller6190]

@@barrriwa I totally agree, never look a gifted horse in the mouth.

[@georgeway2092]

@ 'j' ... that was the point ... genius .......

[@jeffaller6190]

@@georgeway2092 Yes, I agree, thanks. If you judge a fish for not being able to climb a tree, that would be you.

[@thelonewolf7443]

Wait a sec… you know a fish that could climb a tree?!?!

[@user-iw5ow5lf4s]

I can't have sex Wit me or in general ? Ha ha ha typical George

[@LoveStarRecords]

with me or in general? LOL

[@crgray1979]

I wonder who scored more George or Kramer

[@chrisstewart8272]

Kramer

[@chrisstewart8272]

Kramer even turned a lesbian

[@cisium1184]

Kramer had the kavorka.

[@femalesupremacistoverlord6800]

Kramer was the hottest guy from the main cast 🤌

[@zhili9366]

I love this man!

[@wilmetteentwistle9242]

Georgie Boy had some nice looking dames

[@josephforest7605]

Very unrealistic .

[@mrbig4514]

Every time George met a girl he was always too scared to do anything

[@chr970]

You need a calculator to keep track. George,... people think he’s smart.....but he’s not! ....maybe he is?

[@amh5209]

2:43 the hair looks magnificent 🤩 not sure why they (especially Elaine) treated it as something abhorrent in that episode

[@leonthesleepy]

IS THAT JANICE FROM FRIENDS

[@chiefscheider]

It sure is -- Maggie Wheeler!

[@msjuzy5264]

Susan’s in there too from friends

[@chiefscheider]

@@msjuzy5264 Yes, Jessica Hecht. Played George's gf Lindsay in two episodes, The Gymnast and The Couch. (she's at 2:13 for those who are wondering)

[@NH-tb2sm]

Janice and Susan are in this!

[@stephanievu3893]

Don't forget Jordan from Scrubs 🤣

[@niallpike1456]

The ladies man is gettin' UPSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@morrishalawani6020]

George is next level

[@artistjoh]

What is with that woman on the left at 4:49? She looks like she had van accident with a fake-tanning machine.

[@adamgordon6435]

That's Ileana Douglas. She got beaten up by Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear and skated over Nicole Kidman's dead body in To Die For. She had a bunch of appearances in the 90s.

[@susieq8424]

And the woman sitting right next to her is Alex Kapp Horner, one of the meanie moms from "The new adventures of Old Christine".

[@benclark326]

GEORGE DATED JANICE!!!!!! NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

[@joshjeppesen3931]

You missed George’s cousin

[@andmicbro1]

He slept with his cousin? 😂

[@chiefscheider]

@@andmicbro1 "George...I'm ready..." 🤮 He was actually pretending to date her to pìss off his parents 😄