George Costanza's Greatest hits

Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza
Classic lines like:
It's not you, it's me
I'm Cartwright
You had to have the big sallad
I'm an architect
I wish there were pigmen
Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl
Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up
I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution
I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back
I was at the pool, there were shinkage
Sex with the cleaning lady
She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman
Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in
My mother caught me, I was alone
I am Costanza, lord of the idiots
This is like discovering plutonium by accident
George is getting upset
Serenity now
I hate the Drake
I'm gonna need some water here
You get in the mood
George's answering machine
Killing independent George

[@genghisk4808]

Aren't we all George Constanza in our own way.

[@FoxMonkey-xw5yf]

Yes but without the close friends and hot dates.

[@stagna1959]

No, I am not so obsessed to fly to Akron, Ohio just to deliver comeback line, which was not so great anyway.And then flying there back again when first time failed . kzbin.info/www/bejne/goDIpZ58pNV7gZI I am not eating food from carbage can . I dont try to poison my former boss .And I dont do candy lineups to prove that someone stole my candybar. BTW, I dont invent e-toilet app either and make millions from it and then lose it all to Maddoff .

[@thevillageyid]

@@stagna1959 George Costanza would reply exactly in that way.

[@houseofduroseau]

Yes , yes I am

[@wilsonrodriguez1293]

No...!! And who farted it😡..?!

[@Nately22]

All the insecurities of being an insignificant, underwhelming, average human being. Relatable in every way. The greatest tv character of all time. My hero.

[@masonrahal6980]

Our Hero…

[@stumarston6812]

My role model

[@Julian-dq2qq]

You need better heroes

[@thanksleft]

??

[@stumarston6812]

@@Julian-dq2qq WOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH

[@demonalivefornow9680]

People have no idea how much Seinfeld relied on Jason Alexander as George. One of the best actors ever.

[@smrriles5668]

Who made you the people spokesman

[@LordofDublin4]

WRONG ! ONLY idiot's wouldn't know as would people who think people didn't know.

[@justinzinkowski5933]

Its criminal he never won an emmy

[@stuartbromley3513]

Just always over-egged the pudding. With Kramer it was always pitch perfect. With George you felt like he was trying to steal every scene, and failing

[@tinman96]

Did you know that Jason Alexander is a stage name? His real name is Jay Greenspan. Fun fact.

[@barnesj]

Its a crime that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy.

[@MrShelly53]

its a crime that jason could never find a successful show to star in....he could do everything..he's a fantastic dancer

[@inxs52]

Absolutely

[@TheChadxiii]

Duckman should of won an Emmy.

[@alfonsoparrado3112]

Not when you realize Kramer's actor won them all instead, it's just fair

[@Catinkontti]

David Hyde Pryce from Frasier used to steal all the Emmys during the time Alexander was nominated.

[@marinejcksn1]

"How do you live with yourself?" "It's not easy"

[@commander1982]

marinejcksn1 I ask myself that almost daily

[@jaytf1231]

Yes that's from......."Fiyahhhhhhhhhhh" when he knocks down the old women at the kids birthday party if I'm not mistaken.

[@phlushphish793]

"Your living A lie? I'm living like 100!"

[@marinejcksn1]

@@jaytf1231 The Fire is easily one of the best episodes for me, but my all time favorite is The Opposite

[@jaytf1231]

@@marinejcksn1 Yes that's how he got the job with the Yankees. It was lame having him traded to Tyler Chicken then fired By Big Stine. He should have told him the truth about trying to impress the woman from the Tourist Bureau. Play Now and Krueger Industries just wasn't the same or funny. Still disappointed the Independent George and the Relationship George speech is not on this video. That's his greatest speech, IMO.

[@christianyork5012]

"We live in a society" -George Constanza

[@gedaman]

George is the greatest sitcom character of all time.

[@PauloMoreira62]

+gedaman well i think is cosmo

[@uneedtherapy42]

+gedaman if not the best he is really really close!

[@PauloMoreira62]

Who the fuque is al bundy or bunda?

[@c0p13dn4m3]

+gedaman I'm not a sitcom character. I'm an architect. I design railroads.

[@navinkhanna02]

+gedaman absolutely agree

[@wadgoutfool]

Such a combination of insecurity, egotism and selfishness could never be captured as successfully as it was with George Costanza.

[@AlexPryrodny]

And yet he's the most relatable character.

[@pierrelebrasseur8493]

Won't you be if your father was Frank Costanza

[@philiplavery03]

There is a little bit of George in everyone.

[@jennyrose9454]

My dad

[@tmclaughlin11]

@@pierrelebrasseur8493 “Stop crying and fight your father!”

[@Itsmarieanne]

George made this sitcom, I swear he’s the most hilarious because he is the most relatable and his acting can’t be imitated

[@tobylanglois3698]

Yeah anyone who says he's not relatable is lying to themselves and hard.

[@khoroshoorange]

He is relatable even if hes a jerk. But the thing about Seinfeld is they are all jerks! Jerry, Kramer and Elaine too! A lot of people are like that even in todays times where everyone and their grandma want to be super progressive. Thats what makes this Show great. It portrays people as they are: selfish,shallow and flawed but also likeable and vulnerable. There is a Costanza in all of us and we have to keep him under Control everyday. The ying and the Yang. Worlds are colliding!

[@tobylanglois3698]

@@khoroshoorange Yes exactly! I think that's why this show will probably forever stand the test of time.

[@tmclaughlin11]

@@khoroshoorange The ending was lame with them all going to jail for a year, but yes they were self-absorbed selfish jerks. At least they recognized that and had a good run on Curb Your Enthusiasm where they acknowledged people hated the ending.

[@kevingembel5767]

And his parents are hilarious too

[@mariohnyc]

“When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.” - George Costanza. I've taken that epic piece of advice, and used it throughout my career. Everytime someone asks me for help, they always start with "sorry to bother you, i know how busy you are" due to George Costanza's genius. PS: I'm never busy.

[@marthar4983]

I just generally walk AND sit around like that when I don't want to be bothered. And it works beautifully!!!😌 Thanks George Costanza!!!! 🤝🏼

[@visible4404]

I did the same thing. It’s like no one at our jobs watch Seinfeld to know that we’re acting

[@monk_moshpit]

W

[@BiGsImY]

Yeah I know people that do this, but they don’t do it because of Costanza… smh they’re just trolls.

[@jaylong4705]

I have used it since the episode aired. It's subconscious at this point. Ingrained.

[@kilgoretrout6136]

I don't want to be remembered , I want to be forgotten.

[@natekenworthy7367]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@windowsxp9120]

George was a doomer

[@R0YDEME0]

I L o v e I t

[@JordanOfGeorgia]

And I don't wanna be reminded You say please don't make this harder No I won't yet

[@HenrySomeone]

It's certainly better to be forgotten, than remembered for the wrong reasons...

[@amead78]

I love how George isn’t blind to how much of a loser he is. He’s not delusional about it.

[@nthgth]

"I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots."

[@m.e.d.7997]

He is not a loser. He is your average guy and represents most people

[@concernedcitizen2350]

But yet it always somehow works out for him.

[@scottmatheson3346]

@@m.e.d.7997 so he's a loser

[@hebakhater7783]

Are you out of your mind???!!!!​@@concernedcitizen2350

[@shekov60]

you know we're LIVING in a SOCIETY!!!

[@iAMJM27]

Maxim Sheko That shake in his voice gets me every time 😂

[@Hivernal]

And the meme was born

[@gman3976]

BOTTOM TEXT

[@holdtrue2021]

👏

[@0mnicide]

How about this society, huh..

[@Altorin]

I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I have it all!!! I love george

[@MontrealMan1970]

my favorite line

[@SenorJuan2023]

I'll try that in my dating profile and see how it goes.

[@Valir15]

@@SenorJuan2023😂😂😂

[@Tubes12AX7k]

I love whenever George is embarrassed. “My mother caught me.” “Doing what?” “YOU know…..I was ALONE….”

[@elijahlivingston9477]

The genus of this show was the adult and sexual references in such a subtle way. “He got two inches from. There. . . I think it moved” “I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it should be. But in fact, it is all that it should be and more!”

[@CommonSenseless1993]

You can't have a "Greatest Hits" without the Marine Biologist monologue.

[@patrickgaasche2822]

Mammal.

[@CommonSenseless1993]

Patrick Gaasche "Whateva."

[@jade999111]

BigBad Bryant The sea was angry that day my friends...

[@CommonSenseless1993]

jade999111 Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

[@kevinshobbyroom3932]

BigBad Bryant or Vandaley Industries !

[@Prairielander]

Jason Alexander is a very underrated actor. He has brilliant comedic timing.

[@dickslap37]

+moldren i disagree. i think he can play and convey many other characters other than the george character. jason is a genius in my opinion.

[@ahmadmerhebi724]

+dickslap37 So what is exactly do you disagree on?

[@kdohertygizbur]

+Ahmad Merhebi That he can only play variations of the George Costanza character

[@CountArtha]

+Prairielander He's actually very unfunny in real life, like Michael Richards. Jerry and Louise were comedians, but those two were genuinely good actors.

[@bink]

Moldren didn't actually say that... he just said he was typecast since Seinfeld, not that he wasn't able to play other characters, so he was actually agreeing with him.

[@aadyantpareek8899]

George is the most real life character ever to be written in the history of sitcoms.

[@fangiesl]

"It's not a lie, if you believe it."

[@bunnyfish714]

Pepsi is better than wine..i'm a beer guy

[@bunnyfish714]

What about the soup Nazi ep "No soup for you,come back one year."...to me,that's the best line of the series

[@TheSamteddy]

-Hillary Clinton

[@bunnyfish714]

Squidward Q. Tentacle you're right...lol

[@VictoryHound]

haha

[@Memorex996]

He should've won an Emmy

[@ivandomeratzky3151]

I'm hungry, let's get something to eat"

[@sud2607]

“For I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots.” The greatest character TV has ever seen.

[@jpmnky]

I never understood why Kramer was everyone's favorite. It's George. And it's not even close.

[@dawgraa9969]

Ikr

[@VarietyVideoGamer]

George>Elaine>Jerry>Kramer

[@natekenworthy7367]

Because on the show, George was the "loser" of the group. He worked several jobs, left on high notes, worked for the New York Freaking Yankees and was the most relatable of any of the main 4. Also, Jason was by far the most talented actor. Incredible timing and pace.

[@joelcisneros7626]

Agree

[@kathyduby8150]

Kramer was wild and crazy. George is just crazy. Both are funny.

[@brodyharris7631]

to think, he was the only cast member to not win an Emmy throughout the shows historic run. CRAZY

[@alexolds9840]

Well, neither did Jerry, which is also crazy.

[@treatwomenright33]

@@alexolds9840 thats understandable, jerry wasnt that funny. only a few moments. and his stand-up sucked. elaine was funnier.

[@GooseGumlizzard]

@@treatwomenright33 wrong.

[@treatwomenright33]

@@GooseGumlizzard hey george is the best on the show. Then Kramer, then elaine, then Jerry. Sometimes even Newman beats out Jerry's comedy. That's larry David for ya. That's my opinion. Ty

[@sebastiandario5866]

And....Who cares the emmy????

[@avi2578]

As every year passes by, I come to realize more and more that I am George Constanza in more ways than I thought.

[@KamFoley]

'Was that wrong, should I have not done that?' Best line ever.

[@fabiolemme]

very common in my other jobs

[@mwilliamshs]

*...not have done...* Not "...have not done..."

[@itwontcomeout5678]

“I’m gonna have to claim ignorance on this one”

[@TheAaronmcmahon11]

When I watched this late night as a kid I thought Kramer was the funniest character. Now I realize George was absolutely hands down the best. He glued this whole sitcom together. We can all relate to this poor guy.

[@santosjps]

When I was younger I related to Jerry, but as I got older I started relating more and more to George 😅

[@bajingo4759]

That because Kramers humour is very juvenile. Fall and hit your head kinda humour. It goes home with kids but George is fucking genius.

[@tmclaughlin11]

Jerry was the nucleus, but George was the most important character. Take him out and you’ve got the least left.

[@mattgoldberg4335]

I always felt George (Jason) was the MVP of the series, but I don't want to take away from Kramer/Richards. Really, it was an unbelievable blend of almost perfect writing and acting.

[@conniediaz6456]

Kramer makes children laugh because of his slapstick, physical comedy. Kids love that. But as you get older, become an adult and face adult situations, George just becomes more relatable.

[@CaptainBeefy]

"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I GOT IT ALL!!" -Millennials be like

[@Jesuslovesyou8525]

Ow, my scapula

[@DrBachur]

"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution" However many awards Jason Alexander holds aren't nearly enough.

[@TheKinoWolf]

None.

[@tbody111]

PREACH

[@aaronalexanderortizsantos3585]

It's the writing of George's character for me

[@johnd1843]

He won 1 award for Seinfeld, sadly he was always up against Michael Richards.

[@SONICSTA]

That quote is so funny because we literally saw all of that happen😭😂

[@Mistykins79]

Kramer " 51 people died. " George " 51 people? That's it?! I thought it was like a thousand?! Kramer "1,660 survivors" George " That's no tragedy! How many people you lose on a normal cruise.. 30? 40?" I laugh out loud every time.

[@MrsAngiea]

.

[@NeptuneReturnz]

mistykins2011 thanks for the quotes. You are brilliant at quoting.

[@unseenufo]

He predicted all the cruises with tradegies

[@stagna1959]

Does cruiseships have morgues ? I guess they have . perhaps 40 deaths in cruise is an exaggeration, but considering most of passengers are elderly and retired, death rate may be quite high.

[@Darkko88]

@@stagna1959 Just throw the old fuckers in the sea and call it a viking burial

[@Grandmaster_Sub-Zero]

George is the originator of the "we live in a society!" meme!

[@olibearbrowns6748]

I found George the most hilarious character in Seinfeld.

[@sokee1354]

I think it'd be neck and neck between him and Kramer if they did an actual poll

[@edienandy]

sokee13 my favorite is George and my next favorite is Elaine. Jerry is definitely my least favorite haha

[@russellregan4736]

@@sokee1354 I'd vote 4 Kramer

[@cosmo4544]

Without a doubt George gets my vote ! Best sitcom ever made

[@sasquatchdonut2674]

Either Kramer or George's Dad. You can't forget Frank Costanza.

[@LJY08]

God the episode where George does everything opposite is...it's just the best.

[@TheDonFinnemore]

Totally agree..." and if you think I'm kidding..just try me.." hahaha Classic absolutely classic.

[@LJY08]

TheDonFinnemore "...because I would LOVE IT!" Just precious :-)

[@sepedrito]

+LJY08 Bald men with no jobs and that live with their parents, do not approach strange women...

[@Ericwvb2]

+LJY08 My favorite episode as well, with possibly the most hilarious *successful* pickup line ever: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

[@LJY08]

Eric van Bezooijen Absolutely! And the preceding line to Elaine "Elaine! Bald men who have no money and no job, who live with their parents, do not approach strange women".

[@samuelzins5089]

Great actor and character And architect

[@georgiasmith64]

and a marine biologist 😃!

[@yiannoscyprus]

​@@georgiasmith64And podiastrist!

[@aval7039]

The greatest show ever made

[@budbundy8806]

100%

[@DaveWhoa]

the show about nothing, which covered everything

[@bigmikeobama523]

A Val sopranos or south park or seinfeld or simpspns all the best shows start with s

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

Family Guy doesn't start with an S, so you are CORRECT.

[@standardofexcellence]

A Val along with breaking bad x files south park and the supranos

[@rain0x01]

Pushing children out of the way while escaping from the fire

[@SimonQuirk68]

That is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in anything

[@adamgarcia7192]

Damn I remember that shit from a long time ago back when I used to watch it with my family😂fucking hilarious.

[@rain0x01]

And an elderly lady in a walker ....

[@SimonQuirk68]

+Matthew Kreuter and afterwards outside he was telling his story of being the hero and the fireman says "how do you live with yourself?" to which George replies "it's not easy..."

[@Marmoset2009]

when the clown came at George with the giant shoe...I nearly lost my shit!

[@luckyspurs]

George is so much my favourite character that I can't believe he's not everyone's favourite character.

[@BigDaveTheBeast]

George is definitely Penske material.

[@KBWrecker]

Yes he is. Of course...

[@nthgth]

Absolutely. Now, you understand--

[@KathyKelly-lw2gg]

Everytime I see a Penske truck....😂😂

[@sociallyawkwardpenguin9097]

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

[@leandromorgado553]

The best ! ahhahaa

[@MercDog916]

and I said WHOAAA THERE, Big Fella...lmao

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

Like an old man returning soup at a deli....

[@jaytf1231]

Yes that should have been on there.

[@markboudreau1410]

The ULTIMATE Georgeism!😄

[@allycat2836]

The entire cast fit like a glove. Each one is a hilarious mix of narcissism, apathy and bad luck.

[@qwasd0r]

George was the main character of Seinfeld.

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

NAH M8

[@frarfarf]

yep because he's Larry David, who was behind the whole thing

[@aliisakalma8245]

Snipeti

[@samuraidreams1880]

I think its Kramer.

[@ajr01-x6e]

i would totally watch "Costanza"

[@ameliaq.7481]

-Every time we go out to eat, the minute we're done eating, she's running for the bathroom. -So you're concerned? -Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm paying for those meals!

[@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731]

lmfaoooooo

[@miked4309]

elaine says so youre concerned...george says he's paying.... ;)

[@bobsmithers2153]

yes but he says "elaine" as part of the line

[@HungovrChewbaca]

“Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?” That line kills me every time 😂

[@bsbusterbsbuster463]

Have access to my dimension not dementia 😂😂😂

[@nthgth]

I absolutely thought it was "dimentia"

[@getsufuma2597]

George's puffy jacket was so fashion forward

[@scoobysnak07]

It's goretex

[@walkz007]

WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!

[@niituu9493]

Hahaha, This was the funniest for me

[@sexhaver420]

Gamers rise up

[@comedywriter8408]

He is one of the most memorable characters in sitcom history.

[@satyajitsahu]

There can never be enough Seinfeld, can it?

[@12trillioniq25]

Seinfeld needs to be the one thing we always keep in our culture. I'm 15, and in 30 years, when I have children, they will all watch every episode of this show.

[@ptl44]

Billy VoHagen it's always been that way with the classics. Kids today can still watch The Honeymooners or All in the Family.

[@cedricalanknight]

Billy VoHagen it's good to see people your age watching Seinfeld. Its the best show ever.

[@TobbeStorm]

I think they managed to wrap it up quite nicely.

[@Arkalius80]

+Billy VoHagen I remember watching the finale of the show when it first aired... and you weren't even born yet. Jesus.

[@Aivottaja]

I love how George is supposed to be a loser when in fact he dates like gazillion women during the seasons.

[@yojugames9105]

what makes him a looser is how he keeps screwing it. what makes him a winner is he keeps trying no matter what.

[@SpheroidEarthSociety]

Shagged multiple women, go back and rewatch the series maybe and not talk out of your ass

[@betpow]

Jerry's girlfriends were always hotter though :)

[@andytim]

This view is incorrect. George is not intended to be a loser. I think more accurately he is self loathing - and one would be suprised someone so self loathing is the type to talk/date to many women. Also more prone to emotional outbursts. Both a funny contrast to Jerry. George is based off of Larry David.

[@SpheroidEarthSociety]

***** It eased into the water like an old man into a tub

[@ReshonGodfrey]

How this man didn't win an Emmy is beyond me...

[@DonnyDealer]

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep." Golden! Kramer is one thing but George is something else entirely. I'm deffs a Costanza.

[@lem0nPlays13]

No Vandelay Industries? George is getting upset!!!

[@wolventhrone1631]

Agus Tin SERENITY NOW!

[@lem0nPlays13]

Wolven Throne That's it! no Festivus for you!

[@LegendaryBadass]

Agus Tin I'm going with jerk store!

[@chuckcelemin6789]

+Agus Tin And you want to be my latex salesman?

[@LJY08]

+Agus Tin "Why couldn't you say I was an architect? I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!"

[@gyges5495]

This man should’ve won an Oscar many times over (I don’t want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten)

[@gojenson]

*Emmy

[@gyges5495]

@@gojensonwhoops pulled a costanza

[@2148FRIEDLING]

The sea was angry that day my friends

[@MarkAntney]

I've watched that scene a gadzillion times and I laugh through the whole scene after he says that opening line.

[@johnwalsh6998]

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

[@ivx8345]

@@johnwalsh6998 the look on the faces of Jerry and Kramer after he says that... hahahah

[@greg55666]

"You know I always wanted to pretend that I am an architect." That's one of the best lines ever.

[@slimshead8100]

George is, by far, the greatest character in the history of tv shows or movies. He is the absolute best, most hilarious, interesting character. Absolutely, 100%, the best, unequivocally.

[@jeeshajindal558]

George is my spirit animal

[@unnamedchannel1237]

Pigman?

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

"ARE YOU CRAZY?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!" My favorite George line ever. He shows more moral outrage over Jerry declining a threesome than anything else in the video.

[@anylove370]

That episode was so brilliant too

[@elijahlivingston9477]

Probably my favourite reaction of George Costanza.

[@iPartyHardcore]

Because his plan worked too so he set Jerry up perfectly, but Jerry copped out.

[@HenrySomeone]

Because it's true; for any guy not in the top 1%, such an option is like winning the lottery.

[@MCO18]

The older I get, the more I relate with George

[@spaveevo]

this show ended over 15 years ago. amazing

[@jonnyarico6597]

Bman Chu i was in the pool

[@Fams57]

That's crazy when u think about it And now shows are shit

[@johnnyfreeman1018]

Way longer than that.....

[@dafunkdafunk]

Over 25 years now. Still amazing

[@mikerennie2024]

No way wine is better than Pepsi!

[@2bobaf]

Never a truer sentence spoken.

[@sickboy3636]

*snort..

[@jjryan1352]

How about sparkling wine?

[@tavoiaiono7885]

snnork hahaha

[@richtifilmpalast5373]

Im 100% with George on that one!

[@robertellis4938]

"For I am Costanza, lord of tbe idiots." CLASSIC.

[@ryanstudios1773]

The jerk store called, they're running out of you!

[@DocRunaway]

What's the difference? You're their all-time best-seller!

[@paradisecity0406able]

***** His wife is in a coma

[@JackStavris]

Josh Rivera Well the life support machine called...and...OH DAMN IT! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!

[@SXI96]

Pulp can move baby !!

[@ECL28E]

Josh Rivera I bet she's just usin' that as an excuse

[@awesomeray100]

These pretzels... ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!!!!

[@cannibal151]

How could that scene be left out of this video? Pure blasphemy!

[@MrShelly53]

because that was kramers line, not george's

[@janellemendez5562]

@@cannibal151 l

[@ivx8345]

@@MrShelly53 nope Jerry. Elaine and George are giving their interpretation of this line as well!

[@ayrton56612]

He carried the show. Most relatable and funny character.

[@anthonyg24]

Where is Fireman: "How do you live with yourself?" George: "It's not easy."

[@levipeters88]

Anthony G. And that clown... is one Jon Favouro

[@ruivam]

"This is like discovering plutonium by accident" wins.

[@MRDragonknightGaming]

love that line

[@fabiolemme]

Indeed, turning down a 3some should be punished by law

[@myradioon]

That line was epically coupled with - "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

[@k41s3r2]

No one else will ever come close to beating George costanza as the king of tv

[@RightAway87]

I was born in 87'. I grew up watching this show with my parents. I'm 33 now with a teenage kid and I try and have her watch it with me but she calls me old lol! Funny how life is.

[@linkfan160]

Jason was by far the best actor on this show. So much intensity and sincerity. He made George likable and despicable.

[@wacokid30]

I know Kramer was the favorite at the time and is for most general audiences but George Costanza is without a doubt the driving force behind the entire series. Don’t get me wrong Kramer is absolutely incredible but George is the best character in this show. Jason Alexander created the greatest tv character of all time and gave us some of the most memorable moments in tv history.

[@Bryguy10201]

George Costanza. Possibly the greatest of all time.

[@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731]

Marine biologist! Best episode ever!!!!!!

[@Watertribewesley]

The sea was angry That episode my friend XD

[@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731]

lmfao 👍

[@unnamed715]

Is that a Titleist? *nods* Talk about a hole in one...

[@abc456f]

At that very moment...I was a marine biologist.

[@pedrogates3189]

Susan catching him with the pillow is hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@TheOnetimeshawty]

Kill me everytime😂😂

[@joshualapointe4239]

I think if you had to sum up George with one quote, it would be the one where he's standing with the Ross's in front of Susan's headstone, and Mrs. Ross says: well George we'll leave you alone with her, I'm sure there are things you want to say. George: No I'm good.

[@steroma]

Nothing beats this show. When I'm bored or depressed I watch an episode and I feel good again, it should be refunded by the national care!

[@nuno.peixoto]

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" The way he said that, and the charisma this guys has, it's amazing. If anyone, Jason should be the one getting the Emmy.

[@randomhandle]

"A George divided against itself cannot stand!" "The sea was angry that day my friends." Those two needed to be in this comp.

[@shawn1928]

10:45 "You're not in the mood?...well you GET in the mood!!" Love that line

[@marcodevries4481]

The magic of Seinfeld is that every single character was genius unto him/herself.

[@edp3202]

How in God's name did Jason Alexander never win an Emmy for playing George? Madness.

[@sangredelic]

He was always against David Hyde Pierce from Frasier.

[@edp3202]

@@sangredelic how many times did DHP win? They need to stop having the same people win in consecutive years. It's asinine.

[@jlouis4407]

George got shafted again

[@MrVirobot]

Jason Alexander deserves to be in the same sentence as the legends of the screen. This role will go down in history as THE most memorable character to ever be seen on a television set.

[@dylancolon-r2w]

“This is not a Society. This is anarchy” is the greatest Costanza quote

[@MrBraffZachlin]

shoulda ended with "if you take everything i've ever accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent"

[@Stensland55]

Absolutely agree with you. A classic George line.

[@upyours4979]

One of my all-time favorite George lines. "I pay what I say."

[@els1f]

"I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up." My _personal_ fav

[@blackbird3589]

Quite possibly, the greatest written character in TV history. Not to mention, Jason Alexander nailing the role to perfection.

[@BladeRunner-td8be]

George as a main character was so good. His acting skills cannot be denied. His parents on the show were also top notch. And Wayne Knight who did a lot of cameos as Newman is equal to them. Everyone on that show was good to be honest. There was not a weak link.

[@sarraat.khaphaji6860]

I love how every other character is better than Seinfeld but we all know that none of this would've happened without Seinfeld

[@demonalivefornow9680]

I think it shows the weird genius of Jerry Seinfeld. Someone said he knew himself, more than anyone else, that he wasn't the best actor and he needed to surround himself by better actors while he played the straight man (meaning the lead that is the main, but least interesting character, it has nothing to do with being gay or straight). And he was right. He gets like 400 million a year of this show. I hear he's not the easiest to work with.

[@sarraat.khaphaji6860]

@@demonalivefornow9680 I agree. Seinfeld is something else, his confidence alone is charming

[@keithbannister9271]

Jerry was funny, but Jason's character was hilarious, and much more believable than anyone else, in my opinion. Can't believe Jason never won an Emmy for his character? Biggest oversight, in Emmy History!! SMH........😒

[@sarraat.khaphaji6860]

@@keithbannister9271 I agree all and all

[@tobylanglois3698]

Jerry was honestly hysterically funny. All four of them were hilarious! But still nobody not even Kramer could compete with the legendary hilarity that was Jason Alexander as George Costanza.

[@richardbergen9255]

Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV. No close second.

[@bjorn2run]

Married With Children ;-)

[@GoogleIsAPieceOfShit2023]

Richard Bergen Frasier

[@marymarysmarket3508]

Richard Bergen everybody loves Raymond

[@Rishi123456789]

The greatest sitcom that has ever been on TV is the early 90s episodes of The Simpsons, with Seinfeld being a close second. Everybody Loves Raymond is third. Also, fuck Frasier. Get that pretentious shit outta here. lmao

[@Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc]

Richard Bergen iasip

[@jamesentertainment9030]

If you ever feel bad about yourself, just watch George Costanza

[@alexosae6044]

It doesn't help After all his mishaps he still gets these ridiculously good looking girls

[@VroodenTheGreat]

If it's anybody, it's me. OK, George, it's you. You're DAMN right it's me!

[@kbranum007]

I'm with Costanza....I would rather have a Pepsi than wine.

[@drfredostein4410]

Same

[@sarahmighell5067]

“It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning lady engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office... is that correct?” George: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? PURE GOLD.

[@wrightvcx2249]

You can visualize Larry saying this while writing for this scene.

[@mariano3460]

That's a great line from season 3 I guess. They were that great that early.

[@jamesmackinlay4477]

I know I think it was the best line LOL.

[@eec589]

Nunya Business It was the INS back in the 90’s.

[@goncalodvd]

The "frowned upon" bit made me lose it completely :D

[@CashanovaXTREME]

George may be the best written character in all of television history.

[@welling1]

I watched Seinfeld as a teen when it was on TV. I recently re-watched the entire series online and it was only then that I had the sharp realization that 'Seinfeld' was actually all about George; the insecurities, the weirdness of being a social human. All wrapped up in one character and the center point basis of the entire show.

[@ovemk]

Watching George is therapy 😊

[@NYFan1692]

The older we get the more and more we realize...we've all become George.

[@thebrocialist8300]

“Elaine, of course I’m concerned... I’M PAYING FOR THOSE MEALS!”

[@romeyburgin7221]

I remember the first time I saw George telling the story about the whale he saved when he was pretending to be a marine biologist. I fell off the couch I was sitting on with laughter

[@accountemail9712]

When he pulls the ball out lol!

[@fvw1187]

How do you sit on a couch with laughter?

[@crosca82]

To cast Danny Devito as George Costanza would've been a mistake of monumental proportions.

[@taylorleach9638]

We’d get Jason Alexander as Frank Reynolds tho

[@nthgth]

@@taylorleach9638 😮 Now that's an interesting thought...

[@Neurotripsicks]

Elaine "wait, you're refusing to date someone because they're bald?" George "yeah...so?" Elaine "YOU'RE BALD!!!"

[@a.hollins8691]

Neurotripsicks I WAS bald.

[@Neurotripsicks]

Andrew Hollins haha then he beeps her nose with his finger. Priceless.

[@fabiolemme]

not anymore

[@emmaray6215]

Andrew Hollins, I DON’T...LIKE THIS THING...AND THIS IS WHAT I’M DOING WITH IT!!(throws toupee out the window)

[@e.n.akasha9516]

@@emmaray6215 Elaine is brilliant him that scene!