George Santos: Bring On The Ethics Investigation

[@gaiagreen2690]

When a pathological liar tells you that he doesn't know how to act as if he's sorry, that is a huge red flag.

[@nannetteprata2715]

Actually, the only true thing he has said!

[@pickledragonrebel]

"Santos" is the red flag

[@silvasilvasilva]

Couldn't it be a lie as well?

[@nannetteprata2715]

@@pickledragonrebel there has been a deluge of red flags at least since 2015. He is the court jester equivalent. An amusing distraction but “We “ are not amused, if i am not mistaken.

[@crisisalert3029]

That's s sociopath. At least a psychopath knows how to emulate emotions such as remorse.

[@batgurrl]

Harvey Guillen is killing it- I never knew how versatile ‘Gizmo’ was until he played Santos. Brilliant casting and writing from Stephen’s creative team.

[@emilgilels]

That guy who plays Santos - there's something familiar about him...

[@carlodave9]

Brilliant? Santos telling lies? This crap was tired on day one. Played out on day two. We’re on day 90.

[@batgurrl]

@@emilgilels very PUNNY👍🏻👏👏

[@velmaholland5673]

I think we need to keep George Santos around as a national treasure; however, he should be exhibited in Ripleys believe it or not, in a baboon cage, or in Ringling Brothers museum, not in Congress.

[@velmaholland5673]

@@carlodave9 there is nothing brilliant about him, but I’m sure the DSM has a description of him.

[@joanneweiss3864]

Harvey Guillén is PERFECTION as Santos again! EMMY! Writers are truly brilliant! 🙌🌟🔥👏🎉

[@francescaa8331]

Great to see Harvey Guillén as Santos again.

[@cautiouslyhopeful]

He's so good in what we do in the shadows.

[@francescaa8331]

@@cautiouslyhopeful He is. It's a wonderful cast. I can't wait for the next season.

[@EnnuiMachine]

This was my introduction to him and he’s fantastic! I love how Stephen has Broadway folks on as political figures. Laura Benanti who did Melania was absolutely hilarious. I hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time.

[@zacharyshort384]

@@EnnuiMachine Watch What We Do In The Shadows then. He's my favorite character in the show. He's hilarious ^_^

[@ATChick]

I love Gizmo

[@ManyfiresWoman]

I love Harvey Guillén! Kudos to The Late Show in bringing him in as Santos!

[@traceythompson1092]

LSSC has always done the damn thing when it comes to "famous appearances": Laura Bernanti as Milania; John Lithgow as Rudi Giuliani..... The only "famous" appearance that was better than The LSSC's line-up was Jimmy Kimmel with Mike Pillow.

[@MasseyKY]

Happy to see Harvey Guillén back as George Santos! He's hilarious 😂

[@MoKXGu1]

@[h3] Podcast Highlights Shouldn't you get back to bitching about Hillary's missing emails ?

[@apepmedia3059]

Harvey Guillén is always awesome!

[@realtijuana5998]

And more believable and more attractive. Guillén for NY-3!

[@michaelharris8598]

Wow George Santos is a psychopath. "What does sorry even look like?" It doesn't get much psychopathic.

[@terraincognita3749]

I am sure that George Santos only feels sorry that he has been caught. He is a depraved, selfish, amoral man who abuses and swindles all around him. But about this specific soundbite, be aware that it is clearly only part of a larger sentence. There is a good chance that the actual, full sentence has a different meaning.

[@karllieck9064]

He has common traits of a serial killer.

[@dr.g3860]

He’s psychopathetic.

[@phriedokra6158]

Nailed it...he has no remorse....is a chameleon....what's he abusing besides food ya think?

[@nannetteprata2715]

He’s not wired right.

[@hammun6]

Harvey Guillén is hilarious! Love him on What We Do In The Shadows!

[@pohggz6154]

Harvey Guillen cheekily 'breaking character' when mentioning better looking actors playing George Santos 🤣 Harvey's the gift that keeps on giving!

[@davewebb9452]

That was precious indeed.

[@l.6606]

SO good.

[@cynthiahusband106]

Love this man , Stephen Colbert is an American treasure!!!!!!!

[@hplalakrs2001]

Side note: we need an Avengers style crossover with John Lithgow's Giuliani, Laura Benanti's Melania, and Harvey Guillen's Santos

[@jgarofalo8813]

I love Harvey so much and so glad he is getting this exposure. What a sweetheart!

[@toobasaurus23]

Harvey just nails this character.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

"I've behaved as if I'm sorry. I don't know what looking sorry looks like". If someone asked me what movie that was a line from, I would have guessed American Psycho.

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Cross check every movie he claims to have written and it's likely a line of dialogue!!! LoL!!

[@jochenkaufmann4931]

Thank you so much Steven & team for making it possible to watch all your brilliant Late Shows here in Bali for the last few years..🙏🍀💥💯🌺🙏

[@bluekitty3731]

I wish I could watch Stephen from Bali too!

[@askew9976]

Thats Stephen with a “ph”😂

[@jochenkaufmann4931]

@@askew9976 thank you so much for this important info! I hope the Master will forgive me..😉🍀🌺🙏

[@jochenkaufmann4931]

@@bluekitty3731 trust me - Bali is not what it used to be anymore.. very sad.. I've been living here now for 23 years after I lived and worked in NY for a few years.. I am originally German, going to visit my family in NY again next month.. I CAN HARDLY WAIT after not being there for 10 years.. I used to be a very happy New Yorker.. maybe I will move back there again.. Astungkare we say in Bali..🙏🍀🌺🙏

[@jayclark8284]

@@jochenkaufmann4931 Bali is not sad now, it just disappoints you nostalgia. Bali is much more prosperous, with less suffering than it was 23 years ago. Culture is still alive and vibrant, and like all places and things, evolving all the time. Matur suksme 🙏

[@aubreybenmark1369]

YAAAYYY!!!! More Harvey!! More Harvey!!! He's sooo damn good!!!

[@serendipityshopnyc]

Guillen and the writers knock it out of the park again--especially with the "more attractive" complaint and fourth-wall-busting delivery!

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

"Give me $365,000 or I'll throw the puppies in the air fryer" Pure comedy Gold!!!!!! LMAO

[@NewMessage]

If I'd told my Mom "Uh... I BEHAVED as if I was sorry." as a kid... I'd still be limping today.

[@Tao_Tology]

'Look, I said the words of an apology. What more do you want?'

[@l.w.4701]

@@Tao_Tology omg - I heard that so often

[@Tao_Tology]

@@l.w.4701 😄 "Sooooooohhh-weeeeeeee" 'There, I said it.'

[@Styphon]

​@@Tao_TologyDo the Zoidberg "Apology Dance"

[@stealthattack2209]

Lol

[@Franklin-fb9xp]

Anything we can do to get rid of Santos, I'm in.

[@askew9976]

Let’s actually vet people we send to congress going forward too! Novel idea…

[@englandcalling9721]

Santos, the gift that keeps on taking.

[@mickeystix]

I love Harvey, so glad to see him here

[@uhhkhakis9101]

Easy watch from me every time you have Harvey Guillén, the parody of George Santos is just the cherry on top

[@zoltore23]

If the GOP was a person, it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Traitor Greene, the morals of Matt Gaetze, the integrity of Lindsey Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy and the personality of tRump.

[@kaystevens8428]

Nailed it.

[@janicebunch7599]

Courage of Hawley , relationship skills of Gosar, loyalty of Cruz, sobreity of Giuliani,respect for elders of Rick Scott...

[@Caroleeena]

I am here for this impersonation forever and ever and ever!

[@EnnuiMachine]

Yes! This insanity almost writes itself because George just keeps getting exposed either by evidence or… his idiotic mouth and I am loving it!

[@Nickynick501]

Guillermo as santos is hilarious 😂 I can hear Nandor yelling at him.

[@xmlthegreat]

"Guillermo, bring me the sacrificial blood knife!" "Sorry Master, but we sold that off a few years ago... You remember?"

[@Orneryone]

Fucking guy!!

[@mashymerch]

I love Harvey Guillen as Santos, he delivers every time. Just like on WWDITS.

[@klissattack]

"I've behaved as if I'm sorry" that is a line that a sociopath says

[@hannuala-olla4302]

"I don't know what being sorry looks like" isn't something someone who's sorry needs to say. It's something someone wanting to act sorry says.

[@missyyy-]

Or it just confirms, he’s a sociopath.

[@LatinoComedian]

Harvey nailed it again! That was great.

[@joannejohnson7006]

He is just a perfect player in this circus of selfish incompetence that needs to clean the house up! 🙃 Thanks Stephen for starting this day off with a smile!

[@alejandramendez9163]

What a way to start my work day!! A huge dose of laughter and I'm out the door 😆!!!HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE

[@kaystevens8428]

Have a great day.

[@tonyfan3]

So dang funny!!!! Thanks Harvey!

[@apple707]

Oh my God it's Harvey from ABC's Huge from years ago I loved that show and I love him. He is hilarious and he is killing it 🔥👍🔥👍🤩

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

You know, with how frequent Santos’s lies, I won’t be surprised if Harvey becomes as frequent as Laura Benanti

[@MidnightWonko]

Oh my GOODNESS, this was HILARIOUS!

[@jonbenkertholtet1864]

The guy playing George Santos is a whole lot better than the real George Santos

[@jgarofalo8813]

Watch What We Do In the Shadows!

[@darkskyinwinter]

Harvey Guillen for George Santos 2024

[@gnocchidokey]

Most of us are.

[@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings]

Mind Begs the Question: To support and aid an Apartheid State Democratic,Fascist?

[@tiki_trash]

Wait a minute. Are you saying there's a real George Santos?

[@carlopton]

That Santos actor was in to it and having fun with it. Enjoyable.

[@chrism7181]

LOVe seeing Harvey Guillén ! I demand more Harvey Guillén. He is funny and gooooregous

[@MB57]

Hanging out with vampires for many seasons is a great prerequisite for any GOP member of Congress so I wish he'd lean into that.

[@tubruton]

George Santos stands with Herschel Walker in support of the werewolf community.

[@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980]

Dude that's an insult to vampires! What did they ever do to deserve to be lumped in with those feinds in human form known as the GOP.

[@Mondfischli]

... maybe Rudy needs a roommate 🤔

[@RealBradMiller]

🤣🤣🤣 Wait until Nandor finds out!

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

​@@tubruton maybe lindsie needs a roommate -

[@artos1955]

“I want to talk about your personal life.” “Which one?!?” 😂😂😂Comedic GOLD😅

[@AlchemicalGod13]

While no person of great faith, I respect and marvel the proposed restraint and sacrifice that such a refusal would entail Stephen!

[@jankwartel1860]

ROFLMAO, l don't know this "George Santos" but he was awesome, thanks Colbert. 😂❤️👍

[@marydonohoe8200]

When Santos said he didn’t know how to look “sorry” for something, that may have been the first and only time he has told the truth. (Good luck with your Lenten goal, Stephen! 😂😂😂😂😂💥)

[@ArticulateAnodyne]

Love Harvey Guillen!

[@amse9297]

"More lies from the Amish media." 😆

[@winged500]

Best George Santos impersonator. 💙

[@caronstout354]

Every step he takes, Every law he breaks, Every lie he states, Every claim he makes We'll be dissing him!

[@carlito3624]

Omg this guy who plays santos is fantastic !!!!! He needs his own show!!!

[@zacharyshort384]

What We Do In The Shadows. It's not his own show... but it kinda is :P

[@rascal_rae]

He does, it's called What We Do in the Shadows and it's incredible. You're in for a treat :D

[@genozuzek7401]

Santos doesn't understand that if you ARE sorry, the look usually takes care of itself....

[@RoseTheOne64]

I love this guy playing Santos!!! He wasted no time the second he came on his facial expression did it for me i couldnt stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@askew9976]

You guys can’t take off anymore. I missed you immensely last week!! Your show highlights make my mornings.

[@melaber77]

Harvey Guillén is chefs kiss in this role.

[@barrettpickett5603]

The puppies were like we can not have any affiliation with Santos.

[@kaystevens8428]

Dogs are generally pretty good judges of character -- or lack thereof.

[@owingsmillss]

So true they were let meee gooo

[@Dragonluna69]

Best versions of George Santos ever.!

[@NTV_F]

"I dont know what looking sorry looks like." Finally a truth from #Santos

[@yurielcundangan9090]

George Santoss telling a reporter not to be disingenuous is a classic

[@kaystevens8428]

The GOP are masters at psychological projection, aren't they?

[@notreally2406]

It's not him

[@MegaFortinbras]

@@notreally2406 It's not?

[@garfield2439]

@@notreally2406 he is referring to the REAL interview. 🙄🙄

[@anthonysilvestri4946]

How ironic? 🙂

[@jeannineflores3623]

Well done! 😂❤That’s all that needs to be said!

[@esztercsorba]

Oh god this is the best returning gig this year :D More please!

[@subsonix1980]

Oh Harvey Guillén, never stop acting :)

[@maraplantrees4543]

“I don’t know what looking sorry looks like,” is a classic symptom of a sociopath !!!!

[@caronstout354]

Santos saw "Everything Everywhere All The Time" and thought it was a self-help mantra!

[@marysmith7765]

@@caronstout354 🤣👏👏

[@Ghost-Mama]

I noticed that too!! It also means that he has NO empathy, which means that he doesn’t know how to feel that emotion, and no, he doesn’t feel remorse for the things that he’s done because he didn’t see any wrongdoing. He’s a dangerous individual that shouldn’t be making decisions for or on behalf of others. Because he doesn’t have their well being at heart at all. He truly only cares about how he can con others because lying makes him happy.

[@CalamityCannon]

The spirit of Amy Sedaris is alive in Harvey Guillen (and, thank goodness, Amy Sedaris). Those faces!!!!

[@ZA-co9vj]

Just when you think the GOP can't get any more despicable.

[@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings]

Mind Begs the Question: To support and aid an Apartheid State Democratic,Fascist?

[@merlapittman5034]

I love Harvey's impersonation of Santos - it's hilarious!

[@AndyAnders222]

My love for Harvey knows no bounds

[@ahorrell]

Please bring in Harvey whenever Santos does anything about anything. These sections are pure gold.

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

Harvey Guillen is so funny! The downside of George Santos resigning is not seeing Guillen's impersonation anymore.

[@davidorth4906]

Congress will find crimes...but no Ethic's violations. Absolutely true. America.

[@craigkdillon]

Every GOP politician has to pass an ethics investigation. If any ethics are found, they are not allowed to be Republican.

[@sharonwalberg5438]

The GOP got rid of the Ethics Committee as soon as McCarthy became Speaker!

[@pickledragonrebel]

First, the gop shrunk the ethics committee and second/ even if they find something it's their choice whether to kick h out.

[@oldrrocr]

did you pick up on the comment that at 5:55 "even some Republicnts are backing away from you"?, sad for that party, that it is only the bad publicity/attention that has them backing off...

[@marvinmartin4692]

Thus Liz Cheany is gone

[@levalpat]

thats unfair, if the RINO's are found to have no ethics... then they are Trumpists. All these crazed Republicans are the true republicans in name only....... but thats what these idiots call me.

[@tubruton]

"I support the values George Santos represents." - said no one. ever.

[@EnnuiMachine]

(Except Kevin McCarthy in a whisper to himself)

[@mindlessgonzo]

~House Speaker Kevin McCarthy

[@jojoleaf2112]

And MTG and Matt Gaetz. They were huddling with him during the SOTU.

[@tecpaocelotl]

Not even the GOP?

[@ChrisDeWine]

Everyone should mail their US Rep a bar of soap and a note to cleanse themselves of George Santos. Imagine the impact of a few hundred or thousands of bars of soap Reps getting a day might have. Pass it on. I sent one to McCarthy too

[@freya8133]

So funny 😂🤣 And those sweet puppies were icing on the cake 🥰

[@jacobnorwood6499]

The actor is on What We Do In The Shadows and is hilarious. He also is minor character in the new Jack Reacher show.

[@stephaniecowans3646]

The actor portraying Santos is HYSTERICAL!!!! I nearly did a spit take all over my keyboard

[@coldcampaign2058]

"No ethics." 🤣🤣🤣

[@acediscovery]

'Ugh, which one?' - brilliant!

[@juanitacamacho3690]

"What does sorry even look like?" That's something 'Dexter' would have practiced as a teen. "NOT sorry" is what we all see on his face.

[@moxiechacha1146]

Isn’t this actor on the fox show what we do in the shadows? Great vampire comedy! He plays Guillermo Delacruz.

[@8arrows]

$15,000 in bounced checks. Well that’s a felony. Should of been convicted. But in court he claimed his checkbook was stolen.

[@janicebunch7599]

Since some was interstate could Fed have jurisdiction?

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

That guy does a really good Santos 😂

[@benzaiten933]

Harvey Guillén is just marvelous! such a cutie.

[@DrStratComm]

Harvey and the writers are killing it! 😂

[@nerdygirl2023]

Great show! I laughed so hard that woke up a family member!!! Love it!!!

[@yurielcundangan9090]

George Santoss telling a reporter not to be disingenuous is a classicc

[@askew9976]

He was yelling at his other personalities.

[@joshjones6072]

Lol That Santos bit 🤣 'What does sorry look like? No really, idk what sorry looks like, please show me so I can copy it.' 😂 😂

[@alfredotebasco]

That darn Armish media!

[@karenellis9036]

Thank you for Showing Louis Cato and the band, lingering the camera on them at the start!!! Great musicians

[@215envy]

Hands down Harvey Guillén is perfect as Santos. How do you turn someone stupidly evil and ridiculous into a joke? Leave it to Stephen and his team to meet expectations and crush em

[@V3x0r]

I would take Harvey in congress over Santos in a heartbeat.

[@carolinecrane]

Harvey Guillen is a national treasure.

[@BogeyTheBear]

2:35 Tell us you're a full-blown sociopath without telling us you're a -certified clinical psychologist with a degree from Baruch- a sociopath.

[@HMFan2010]

Guillén is a national treasure. The Amish Media 😂🤣 Can’t wait until “What We Do in the Shadows” starts up again.

[@MrChupacabra555]

For looks alone, "Guillermo" is the PERFECT George Santos 😂

[@owingsmillss]

OMG I had to log to comment on this one . Stephen Colbert is the GOAT of all late night . That was funny. Who needs to stay up when I can catch it on KZbin. Just Trump days Santos is the gift that keeps on giving

[@sterling8298]

The Santos bit had me dying laughing.

[@pgmorrow]

Everyone mentions the volleyball but leaves out the knee replacements. That's the best part of that story.

[@SANITIZEDINC]

This actor is fantastic. So funny.

[@alltoohalliwell]

"I don't know what sad looks like" Me: of course you don't, no psychopath does or knows what empathy is

[@StarShipGray]

I’d vote for this George Santos because he takes such good care of Nandor.

[@berlynify]

.. give up bourbon...give up chocolate ...give up anything, but riffing on/poking fun at George Sant*s -pulezzzzz, for the sake of our collective sanity! ❤

[@Jake-co3wk]

Great show, George! By the way, many of the Amish dog breeders have poor reputations as to animal cruelty.

[@DJIFridays]

Harvey doing the kissy lips makes his portrayal transcendent