George Starts Parking Cars For A Living | The Alternate Side | Seinfeld

"My question from you is: who's putting your pants on?"
From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 11 'The Alternate Side': No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front of Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@Spumoon]

George's deranged delivery of the pretzels line alone is worthy of an Emmy.

[@FOXZILLA5734]

He really sells the amount of desperation lol

[@wyethpurkiss7393]

It really is shameful he never won an Emmy. Jason Alexander is simply brilliant

[@Tubester-17]

Ah the 90s such promise

[@eeel90]

An Emmy for one line about pretzels. And people wonder whu nobody watches the emmies in the first place lol

[@piehound]

wurthy of an Enemy.

[@PokeBowl82]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty" .. this should be somehow be preserved in the Smithsonian next to the puffy shirt. Legendary line!

[@michaelweston2285]

but i don't wanna be a pirate!

[@12Blueace]

“I smashed your car and cost you over $2000.” “Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover all that.”

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

Sid is right about “next Wednesday”. “Next” refers to the following week and “this” refers to the current week.

[@billyhills9933]

In Britain we would say Wednesday week to refer to the Wednesday a week after the upcoming Wednesday.

[@MarcoSpeaksNadsat]

​@@billyhills9933Or, a week on Wednesday.

[@joycampi7233]

I agree.

[@Scuba95dude]

This Wednesday: the Wednesday to come in 6 days or less Next Wednesday: the Wednesday in 7-13 days from today.

[@sustainfem]

@@billyhills9933 My parents used to say that.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

George is forever in a transition phase...

[@jayford7097]

"My question to you is; who's putting your pants on!?" "I put my pants on Sid." "I don't believe you. If you can put your pants; you can move those cars!" That's my favorite part. 😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@alexshank1414]

George succinctly yelling the Pretzel line to the people below always gets me.🤣

[@rattus3102]

Me too! 🤣🤣

[@JWC182]

My favorite Seinfeld moment!

[@bossfan49]

We see Sid again when George gets into it with Mike Moffit over the parking space. "Every time you park a car on this block, everything gets disrupted and disjointed! Why don't you start taking the bus?!" Thats the third episode about parking in this season. The other one is the parking garage.

[@12Blueace]

Mike: “Who are you?” Sid: “Never mind who I am, I know who I am. Do you know who you are?”

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

​@@12BlueaceSid is hilarious.

[@sustainfem]

I love Sid

[@arvindhmani06]

And yet, 3 episodes about parking isn't nearly enough to cover the breadth of stories the topic of parking can get you in a city like NYC!

[@bossfan49]

@@arvindhmani06 Nope. Like I said..that was just the 3rd season. They did more later on...the handicap spot, Jiffy Park, etc..👍

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

“Do you know anything about this pretzel guy? Maybe he’s been in the bar a REALLY long time and he’s really depressed because has NO JOB AND NO WOMAN AND HE’S PARKING CARS FOR A LIVING!!!! ALRIGHT SHUT UP!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! I HEAR YOU!!! I’M COMING DOWN!!!! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!” George Costanza’s finest moment on Seinfeld.

[@petersmit7650]

These pretzels..............ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY !!!!!!!!

[@shonda79able]

"Who put cookies in his mouth?"

[@Redfoot138]

"You're not supposed to do that"

[@user-ue4rd1mf1v]

" i don't want to get into a whole dispute about the pants"

[@rjathar]

"these pretzels are making me thirsty!" and they said it's a show about nothing... The nerve!

[@shareofmoney]

My question is who is putting on your pants? 😂😂😂

[@kaycharlie352]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheLastLowe]

His delivery of that line is brilliant.

[@johnzajac9849]

‘Sid’ is played by Jay Brooks.

[@avisnocturna8942]

"You can liquefy a cookie"

[@vitodesimone8120]

Amazingly hilarious show.

[@user-pu6jw2tk3f]

He's parking cars BABY!

[@andoncroft]

Kramer's voice is oddly relaxing 😇

[@MetalGod999]

Personally, I think The Alternate Side is one of the funnier episodes in the Seinfeld catalog! Classic! 👍😆😂

[@joycampi7233]

Love that one, too!

[@fakename6658]

$50 back then in 1991 is roughly $114 now.

[@KeyboardBuster]

Nah man, $50 in 2014 is like $100 in 2024 money. $50 in those days is even worse.

[@gordonalsop8537]

Beats paying for a parking spot in New York - even in the 90s.

[@petezaguy6054]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!

[@kiraofthesky5561]

These pretzels are making me thirsty 😂

[@Weebs82589]

3:04 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! I HEAR YOU, IM COMING DOWN. THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

[@freewheelin173]

These pretzels are making ME thirsty

[@SoDidWii]

no no. These pretzels...are MAKING ME THIRSTY!

[@ianfinrir8724]

No, see...you don't know how to act.

[@Bleste011]

​​@@ianfinrir8724These pretzels .............. ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY. What no good?

[@RudieObias]

Michael Richards telling Jerry Seinfeld that he can't act is hilarious! 🤣

[@Newman.Cleaner]

I like how Jerry makes them do that. He made Julia say the finale stank at the Letterman final show.

[@johngonzalez4298]

George 😂

[@Jose-se9pu]

Seasons with unemployed George are peak Seinfeld

[@Gen-X-Memories]

One of the funniest George episodes.

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

The Real question is, Who's putting George's pants on?! 😵‍💫😵

[@gregmurphy7473]

May I have one of those, madam?

[@lori25hu]

I tell you this show never gets old Is Gold Brilliantly written Brilliantly acted

[@12classics39]

ROFL at George screaming the pretzels line out the window at the angry cars.

[@FantometteBR]

Jason is the GOAT

[@joycampi7233]

It's one of my favorite episodes! I'm with Sid on the Wednesday. So vibrant, she'd be spinning.

[@POPLSEV7]

Great episode👏💯👍

[@shogunjobu]

Classic

[@westsidejatt]

1:26 this guy knew about self driving cars in the nineties 😂

[@t-rexbatman36yearsago]

1:00 😂😂😂even i was lost like jerry😂😂

[@scottbarker9058]

the way the black guy humiliates george,,is hillarious!!!

[@josemaria8177]

The first time that George definetly crossed the line between man and bum

[@jccavoli8945]

Sid is the man .. cars can move themselves

[@Mene0]

One of the greatest episodes

[@cormorant_on_arock7934]

this is the EPITOME of Seinfeld! Love it

[@AMac-qd6ft]

"Should I apologize to Woody...?"

[@pse888]

I can't believe that George (Jason Alexander) never won an Emmy. Absurd. Elaine and Jerry did.

[@SuperN1ntendoChalmers]

Jerry won because he created the show and wrote most of it. Elaine won because she was a hot woman, plain and simple. Her stories always suck and pull down the show. She is the Seinfeld equivalent of Applegate on MwC: only good looks.

[@shonda79able]

​@@SuperN1ntendoChalmersdisagree. The whole cast is great.

[@SuperN1ntendoChalmers]

@@shonda79able I disagree. Elaine is just plain not funny and a total waste.

[@petersmit7650]

Is that how yer gonna say it...?????

[@ironclock]

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@crossxfuse]

SERENITY NOW!!

[@brickforge12]

Worlds are colliding!

[@Mikefame3]

😭😭😭

[@Newman.Cleaner]

Jason rules

[@brunolondinese5857]

Get me Kramers shirt!

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

This problem still exists in NYC in 2024.

[@curtisbrown5939]

Don't blame me, I voted for Trump 🖐️🤠

[@shonda79able]

​@curtisbrown5939 he was president and these problems still existed

[@curtisbrown5939]

@@shonda79able Blame that on the current administration, because it's a lot worse.

[@curtisbrown5939]

@@shonda79able do you buy groceries or put gas in your car, and do you pay attention?

[@LegalLatinoHeat]

@curtisbrown5939 that's one of the reasons I moved to Texas in 2021. Parking everywhere and my vote will count in November.

[@LegionIscariot]

No no, see that's no good. See you don't know how to act.

[@markadams9335]

Who’s puttin YOUR pants on?! 😆

[@bernanevarez8182]

It’s funny that kramer tells jerry “you can’t act” because when Seinfeld started airing that was one of the biggest criticisms of the show in the earlier seasons.. that Jerry didn’t know how to act and that they should’ve gotten a real actor 😂

[@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers]

Michael Richards talking up his friendship with Woody Allen - oh, this aged well.

[@Rafael26926]

$2500 dollars at month in 1991 was a lot of money ? (Im from mexico )

[@Gen_X]

Its still (2024) a lot of money in South Africa. This would be a comfortable middle income life for an individual.

[@harvybolt5439]

I remember Shasta soft drinks.

[@amonralice2]

Oh, Georgie. 😂😂😂

[@fakename6658]

Sid talks big but he's a fool. He forgot the keys in Jerry's car and it was stolen.

[@lukedaniell]

These pretzels are MAKING ME THIRSTY!!

[@robquin1525]

1:41

[@johncole273]

I need bucket of water

[@emmanuelzermeno1588]

Why was George having so much trouble moving the cars

[@waryaawariiri1812]

This Wednesday vs next Wednesday debate at 1:00 timestamp is good. When does 'this' (day) end and 'next' (of the day) begin?

[@rohitojha9468]

I can't believe 😮 he didn't win emmy.

[@StandUpForCanada1867]

WHO IS THE ACTOR playing Sid?? That voice sounds really familiar.

[@christrotter3052]

Whos putting on your pants?

[@jeremytung1632]

Where did George get that belt to carry all the keys?

[@andrewp7509]

From Jerry's shed

[@ianfinrir8724]

Borrowed it from Sid,. I imagine.

[@illygah]

the captions need to be improved. why can't the captions from the original broadcasts be uploaded to youtube? the fcc has dropped the ball.

[@tomcripps7229]

No no. That's no good. You see, you don't know how to act.

[@SmartVandelay]

Jerry's outfit is ridiculous. Looks like the prison uniform from the finale.

[@user-xd2rj1tx4y]

What he’ll woody,island,what he’ll happen to him gitmo

[@davidnathanieljones7516]

I was enjoying the show until the episode where Susan passed. I can't help seeing that George is an evil person

[@Vimukta]

See you don't know how to act 😊

[@ivervj2923]

You don't know how to act 🤣

[@cruzmizzl]

And no one got distracted by Woody Allen's step daughter/wife... Or was she home waiting for "daddy"?

[@Former_Employee]

I'm surprised Kramer didn't flip when the white man got interrupted

[@lovesyoohoo]

Who's putting your pants on

[@paddyoak1]

Never liked Woody Allen movies

[@420villain]

U are missing out

[@Y_hass]

Given that Sid is black, I am sure Kramer doesn't want him to move his car