MGS3 Best Playthrough - Compact Edition

[@Simonplays52]

This has to be the best Abridged version of mgs3 I've ever seen

[@belisarius6949]

M A O W

[@SinfulOcelot]

abridged? how?

[@mierzhen]

This is like gold quality YTP

[@basicallyimegg3212]

It's not abridged, it's canon

[@aHumanBeing97]

That’s not true. There’s no way in hell that he could beat her in Rock Paper Scissors.

[@eisenkrahe7125]

15:23 Snake: "First of all, Feeding ramp, slide, frame, front strap, sight system, superior target sighting capability, ring hammer, cocking control, grip safety, thumb safety, trigger guard, finger acess, trigger pull, magazine well, magazine catch button, mainspring housing, cocking serrations." Sigint: "Man you got a problem."

[@NoHandle44]

I can't believe that you wrote all that down. Thanks for that.

[@eisenkrahe7125]

@@NoHandle44 I think i have a problem.

[@NoHandle44]

@@eisenkrahe7125 Don't feel bad. I wrote a comment on Terminal Montage's video of Mario All-Stars. There was one frame that had a graph full of numbers and letters and pictures. I actually framed it as accurately as I could, trying to make one of those picture comments. No one liked my comment.

[@eisenkrahe7125]

@@NoHandle44 damn that's sad, meanwhile people quoting random stuff get 500 likes lol

[@NoHandle44]

@@eisenkrahe7125 No kidding. Everyone theories everything Terminal Montage puts in his videos like some kind of conspiracy, But they overlook over a single frame full of info.

[@kyucumbear]

"You tend to twist your recoil to absorb the elbow to absorb the revolver technique." So that's how Ocelot became pretty good.

[@BlackGhost1115]

Kyurae Minasaki Pretty bad*

[@kyucumbear]

@@BlackGhost1115 But that was some fancy shooting tho

[@BlackGhost1115]

Not as good as the *MEMES.*

[@kyucumbear]

@BlackGhost These memes give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

[@rune.theocracy]

"What's your name?" *JOHN CENA*

[@KABLAMMATS]

I just realized everyone around Volgin is a spy, except Volgin

[@TankTheDragon]

5 bucks says Volgin was somehow spying on himself as well

[@JLFB4316]

Well, the Cobras weren't

[@weplo1597]

Volgin is the real spy. The rest are spy to spy on volgin

[@silverwolf5643]

SuS

[@kage3587]

Raiden wasn't a spy, he was just gay.

[@marcelpalmer2560]

Ocelot: "No i have no interest in women" Snake: "You're pretty gay"

[@gold8857]

SIGINT: oh, hell no

[@gold8857]

@Dr. Complex SIGINT again: Shit

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

People: heh heh (modelswaps ocelot and quiet)

[@completelyroundoak]

This comment sounds like the script to a furry porno

[@marcelpalmer2560]

​@@completelyroundoak No i have no interest in furrys

[@nickjoffe8433]

34:17 Playing the Snake Eater theme backwards when Snake climbs down the latter was a nice touch there.

[@elzappa5680]

Zero: "Jack i've got some important news, virtuous mission" Snake: "Virtual mission?" Zero: "Virtuous mission" Snake: "Virtuous mission" Zero: "Sokolov" Snake: "Sokolov?" Zero: "Sokolov Sokolov afraid" Snake "Afraid?" Zero: "Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov, Sokolov" Snake: "Sokolov?" Zero: "That's right, Sokolov Sokolov" Snake: "Sokolov?" Zero: "Yes" Snake: "Got it"

[@jovanchakraborty7384]

Sokolov

[@bebitacaramet697]

Sokolov intensifies

[@bebitacaramet697]

A whole bunch of Sokolovs.

[@minorcomet282]

Basically what the conversation meant without all the fancy cold war words in it

[@renzovalle9685]

JAJJAJAAJJAJA

[@TheSterMan01]

"He's going to talk. He's been trained to break."

[@M.J44]

NYEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHEHEH

[@nubertuberluber]

"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."

[@OmegaGamer104]

"If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!"

[@MrBigsmallguy]

“Put on your mask” “Never” yea this aged well

[@snakyYT]

SNAKE ARE U A KAREN?

[@Sn8kDr]

@@snakyYT snake: no Me: yes

[@hollyrose9187]

[insert Snake laugh]

[@ghhn4505]

Snake Based

[@AnprimGang]

snake is BASTE

[@ymfah]

Fuckin masterpiece

[@optimalshay8209]

ymfah THAT WAS PERFECT THERE GOING TO TELL STORYS ABOUT THIS

[@aaronmeyer7947]

Dame straight

[@calthepal312]

“How to break mgs3 at sl1”

[@babbleshd3368]

You're pretty good

[@frostknight7687]

Boi didn't except to see u here XD, glad u enjoyed this piece of art

[@owenstephens3389]

"Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov" "Sokolov?" "Sokolov."

[@sev3896]

soak a glove

[@SnakeRegret]

Soko Cyka Blyat

[@roosta_03]

Ha, yeah that was good. I lost interest after that.

[@eira6844]

we are counting on you

[@earlycuyler2295]

Sokolov sokolov sokolov sokolov Sokolov sokolov sokolov sokolov Sokolov sokolov sokolov sokolov

[@B-Raven]

Now we know why Zero started everything. Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, so he sought revenge. Simple as that

[@macekreislahomes1690]

What is thaaaaaaaat?

[@omega17ds]

2:26 This is Snake, I've made it to the sneaking point. I didn't think so. I didn't think you thought so. Hehehe. HAHAHAHA. This is why I subscribed 😂

[@rinsatsuki3374]

I don't get it admittedly, but I think it has to do with how all Snakes will keep you waiting.

[@johnnyg4mer764]

Where can i get a sniper rifle? [SVD DRAGUNOV] OK...

[@omega17ds]

@@johnnyg4mer764 Soldier dies* This isn't interesting

[@bradm7526]

Is the "i didnt think you thought so" an actual line???

[@omega17ds]

@@bradm7526 do you mean in the game itself? I don't think it was in this scene, but maybe in a different game? George has a sound board/bank or something is my guess.

[@thecrystalgriff78]

nobody: skullface whenever someone says who: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@gfhhhghhghgjkkjrr3674]

Sokolov

[@SaberRattlerII]

I love skull face I just scream like him

[@H.K-tm]

@Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov Sokolov

[@Menaceblue3]

@@H.K-tm Sokolov???? Sokolov....

[@nexieadr]

@@Menaceblue3Got it!

[@rdowg]

To this day, the game of rock, paper scissors between the boss and snake is, hands down, the best cutscene in the series to me. Knowing that the extra scenes exist only because the devs were screwing around and Kojima loved them makes them so much better

[@Huggbees]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you for your service.

[@nootaboot7042]

Huggbees ayy lmao

[@ThatGuyKh1]

That’s not how cloning works! Jk hey Andrew

[@kerbert2954]

But is it a rinsing machine or a filling machine?

[@StationaryGamingReal]

300th like!

[@linkplays95]

Yeah, these are one of my favorites.

[@Witcher122]

My first playtrough in MGS3 "I am gonna dont kill nobody" Second playtrough 23:46

[@keslexx4040]

That's the American way. -Major Zero

[@basicallyimegg3212]

All my playthroughs are just, *AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!*

[@bengamerlsyolo6788]

I diden't know Snake was casted for rambo...

[@KenzanIsPeak]

Opposite for me

[@Andriy_Doc]

@@bengamerlsyolo6788 He even starts screaming like Rambo if you keep firing the Machine Gun like that long enough :P

[@oneunfunnyguy612]

50:25 Ocelots extremely spliced laugh makes me lose it

[@pipebombmailer]

ʰᵉʰᵃʸᵉʰᵃ

[@ДартКоммунистус]

@@pipebombmailer it's a trap

[@dantexd889]

@@ДартКоммунистус You're welcome, bro

[@frostcore2214]

@@dantexd889’till we meet again

[@dantexd889]

@@frostcore2214 JOHN CENAAA 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@chicoscience502]

Paramedic: Hey Snake, don't eat that, it's poisono- Snake: *munch* Damnit Paramedic, it was poisoned! Paramedic: *i give up*

[@LocalGoober10]

*genuine puke*

[@alessandrolucariello8529]

This isn't interesting

[@KucingStare]

Para-medic: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

[@getajobmate1281]

pretty useless guide _it's all your fault_

[@urizaleon]

This video... How does it taste like?

[@streetfighter4006]

T A S T Y

[@owoommy4552]

Let’s say pretty .... pretty good ?

[@DiranJiru]

The guide says it's safe to eat.

[@Eli_00001]

Pretty tasty!

[@TNFPP]

SAIBAIBARU VIEWYAAAAA

[@blueducky1]

17:29 Krab Battle 22:38 Best part is that he has almost nothing but poison dart frogs to eat 25:38 Snake's brittle bones 51:10 EVA's tape

[@isaaclongfellow8815]

"Just what are you doing there?" "Heh, Knife-Gun, pretty good."

[@lovely6196]

i died when I heard that

[@diegofranceschin2949]

13:50 love it

[@abhijaik70]

Bonus - 1:45

[@MikeNepo]

Sigint: "Hey, you got an M1911A1!" The Boss dismantles it in a second "AH HELL NAH!" Best part

[@GabrielExists]

Mike Nepin In the subtitles at the part where she took it apart it said “Sad gun noises”.

[@NoahHalfSquid]

11:54 for anyone curious

[@matthewjones39]

Didn’t disassemble it, just took the slide off.

[@umu8912]

The DSP clips in the swamp was so realistic. I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually his gameplay.

[@satriadicky3732]

Where did you get that profile picture?

[@SaguraXSousuke]

@@satriadicky3732 its nepgear from the hyperdimension neptunia franchise.

[@satriadicky3732]

@@SaguraXSousuke no shit sherlock. Where do you think my pfp from?

[@SaguraXSousuke]

@@satriadicky3732 cant see it looks like shit

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

@@satriadicky3732 then why ask? maybe you already knew after 2 months i guess?

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Sokolov: "It's called hentai and it's art."

[@FrizzBeeMans]

volokoS: "it's called art an it's hentai "

[@rune.theocracy]

You tend to twist your recoil to absorb the elbow to absorb the revolver technique.

[@jupiter843]

Hentai... Is the art of the gods.

[@basicallyimegg3212]

Sokolov: *knows the basics of cqc*

[@seamoopthemooper9858]

22:35 Under no circumstances are you to- Eating sounds lmao I want some more! Teapot sounds

[@andrewvanatta499]

*jet engine sounds*

[@HeitorJlbc2601]

BOOM!

[@deadlyfaster7347]

​@@HeitorJlbc2601Back to the mission 😂😂😂

[@HeitorJlbc2601]

Volgin: "There's a spy at the base" The boss: no shit Ocelot: no shit EVA: no shit Snake: no sh- wait what?

[@denifnaf5874]

"You will never find the philosophers legacy in the underground vault of groznigrad" Snake: wha? Eva, boss, ocelott:😂

[@cammoultimate333]

"What about the sentries?" *hehehehe* "I see." Laughed so hard

[@isaaclongfellow8815]

*_STABBED IN D|K 28 TIMES_*

[@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240]

Phil Swift: *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!*

[@rinsatsuki3374]

*27 STAB WOUNDS!!! YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?!??*

[@Charger73_504]

3:30 for those fellow viewers

[@TheBuster0926]

@@rinsatsuki3374 ...the line is 28 tho

[@TheDocbach]

3:30 Zero: Good work Snake. Snake: Roger. Zero: What about the sentries? Snake: Hehehehe... Zero: I see.... Kills me every time....

[@NotASpyPootis]

killed them too.

[@mols89]

@@NotASpyPootis I GET IT!

[@victor00123q]

0:17 '''Put on your mask'' Snake: Never! Watching this in 2021 gives it a whole different meaning XD

[@dannyb2815]

"Roses are red Violets are blue" "What if I'm a spy Or you"

[@snakyYT]

gg

[@samuelhayden8665]

6:09 Game: Ocelot is dead. Ocelot: BOSS ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!

[@alessandrolucariello8529]

This isn't interesting

[@samuelhayden8665]

@@alessandrolucariello8529 well tell me something that is interesting

[@alessandrolucariello8529]

I was tryna do that joke with snake voice

[@samuelhayden8665]

@@alessandrolucariello8529 oh btw that question was a legit question

[@alessandrolucariello8529]

@@samuelhayden8665 I'll tell you something interesting,Time paradox

[@harrisonlichtenberg3162]

Take a shot every time Ocelot says Bitch. If you survive, you're the new Big Boss.

[@macekreislahomes1690]

I almost drowned by a MAJOR water overdose. Am I a boss now?

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

@@macekreislahomes1690 No, you needed to get shot with a revolver every time Ocelot says Bitch. And in order to get BIG boss rank, you need to get shot with a revolver by a coworker every time Ocelot says Bitch.

[@XmCoolDude]

20:00 Sigint: "Snaake, you got an XMEM116MX16E1" Snake: "Got it" Gets me every time

[@kiadimundi1400]

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

[@julienneangelocarpo2229]

Metal Gear?!

[@ignoremycringecommentslol.8274]

@@gfhhhghhghgjkkjrr3674 Yes, Sokolov. Sokolov. Sokolov.

[@gfhhhghhghgjkkjrr3674]

That right

[@arctix6113]

Missed opportunity for "MEME" in the name...

[@Neo2266.]

Snake, we're sending you to infiltrate a secret compound *A secret compound?* But there's a problem *A problem?* You'll have to sneak in *Sneak in?* Here, look at this map *_THIS MAP?_*

[@distantsea]

KZbin comment?

[@HoneyMochi]

*UNDERRATED!?*

[@DanielFernandes-nn8fn]

THE PATRIOTS?

[@joogthefat979]

HOTEL?

[@meg7664]

TRIVAGO?

[@Xaxp]

I love how he summarizes every exposition dump by just focusing on the key words and it somehow makes more sense.

[@neomcdoom]

It literally does

[@rj6445]

Now i cant take mgs seriously

[@Trollthem]

seriously?

[@Halo1138]

Now?

[@reverbssb1036]

Oh but you could take the bisexual water-balleting vampire seriously in MGS2.

[@Kalina47]

Royet Arias Same here.

[@nerdler7468]

YOU COULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

[@hans-gg7tr]

48:41 That's my favorite moment for sure.

[@fortu392]

MEWWW - Pretty Bad

[@nk_5273]

TIME PARADOX

[@harpseal9234]

That sh!ts hilarious *Rouurrrrr~* flies out other side Of plane lmao

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

52:32 is mine

[@hans-gg7tr]

@@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683 Yeah, that's fair enough.

[@GatitoBald]

3:46 "Sokolov, try to remember some basics of CQC" had me rolling bruh💀

[@sbraypaynt]

6:16 *hears sound in distance* “LIQUID!”

[@DanteDMC3]

LIQUUUUIIIIIIIID

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

but most importantly... WHOOOOOOOAH _HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_

[@BanditOfBandwidth]

- Jumps in the water "LIQUID!"

[@aguynamedstetchkov4690]

Dante lennyface

[@jon_doe4763]

@@DanteDMC3 SNAAAAAAKEE

[@comac5708]

8:46 Bites the piece of wood. " *tasty* "

[@emperorpalpatine2054]

Uhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@LocalGoober10]

Falloutboi *manly scream*

[@thischannelsimplyexist]

@@LocalGoober10 Do they taste good

[@gronndar]

I just add my favorites here: 2:16 tree frog 2:27 I've made it to the sneaking point. 5:15 wtf is this shit 5:32 revolver technique 6:47 the joy 7:28 our country 8:18 bandana 8:47 tasty 10:30 relax blyat 10:43 snake's scream lol 11:54 ayy u got m191181 15:41 poison dart frog 16:05 dsp 17:28 black face paint 17:30 crab battle 19:50 the end 19:57 SNAKE KIICK 20:00 XMEM116MX16E1 23:15 no scope 23:47 america! fuck yeah! 25:15 ladder 26:21 Do it! Do it! Do it! Yes! Yes! Yeeessss! 27:56 How do I get down there? 29:24 sins of the father 30:27 ah hell nao 31:58 he's going to talk. he's been trained to break. nyehehehahahhaa! 33:06 ah hell nao 33:39 sigint shit grin laugh 35:49 wipe this meme from the face of the earth. Memes, Jack! 38:28 damn! 40:19 damn! 42:46 flying volgin 46:06 shiiit! 48:02 you beat the boss with a fucking cigarette spay lol! 48:41 ocelot jump 52:05 looooooooooooooooool

[@gregjau8367]

Time paradox!

[@shittingpissing2829]

Sokolov

[@gronndar]

@@shittingpissing2829 Sokolov?

[@hasnicktir5310]

@@gronndar Sokolov

[@gronndar]

@@hasnicktir5310 Got it.

[@danman1387]

15:40 Paramedic's "I give up" is golden.

[@amandamorais2715]

concentrated edition for maximum meme effect

[@joaogabrielpecktorneves2715]

@@gfhhhghhghgjkkjrr3674 look I have boobs

[@blekramarion4060]

@@joaogabrielpecktorneves2715 That's more or less how it went down.

[@MoskHotel]

*Deaths/Time Paradoxes:* 1. 0:52 Snake failed his HALO jump and missed the landing, plummeting to his death. 2. 2:50 Following his Venom Snake subconsciousness, Naked Snake tossed a frag grenade into Sokolov’s safe room in Rassvet, killing Sokolov. 3. 2:55 Snake caught Sokolov looking at adult magazines. Out of curiosity, Snake shot a tranq at Sokolov, knocking him out so he can look at the magazines. Minutes later, Sokolov woke up and already spotted Snake looking at sexy thots on his mags. Joining together, Snake ignored the Virtuous Mission and spent the rest of the day on pornographic magazines. 4. 6:08 Snake kills Major Ocelot, causing a time paradox and wiping Revolver Ocelot’s existence in the future. 5. 6:45 The Pain used the Power of Hornets, but misaimed it on The Boss, causing her to jump off the bridge and set off her microbomb inside her to explode. 6. 9:00 Snake and The Boss play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Both competed each other and hoping to find out who wins. Snake used his mind trick to beat The Boss, causing her to become a sore loser. In her frustration, she ignored any precautions and used a tactical nuclear warhead against Snake, killing him, Major Ocelot, Volgin, EVA, The Cobra Unit, Sokolov and The Boss herself. 7. 11:27 Planning to eat The Boss’ horse, Para-Medic stopped Snake from harming the animal. GRU soldiers seized Snake to capture him, compromising Operation Dick Eater. 8. 13:06 Sokolov got trapped by his own seductive clone, somehow causing a time paradox. 9. 14:35 Tempted by Naked Snake’s bluff, Major Ocelot shot him fatally in the chest with his engraved Fiddle Action Army Revolver, killing him. EVA managed to escape from Ocelot. However, it didn’t change the fact that Operation Dick Eater failed. 10. 15:58 Ignoring Major Zero’s warning, Snake ran right into the electrified Barb wire, killing him. 11. 16:05 Under the possession of DarkSydePhil, Naked Snake slowly sank into quicksand and eventually drowned, thanks to Phil’s incompetence. 12. 17:30 Snake encountered the Cave Krab Demon, after many attempts to kill the monster and trying to get Para-Medic’s support, the Cave Demon slaughtered Snake. 13. 18:06 Snake compromised Operation Dick Eater by questioning Cobra Unit’s reason of the Allied victory of World War II. 14. 19:46 After Snake prematurely neutralised him, The End exploded, which caused the one of the wheels of his wheelchair to fly up in the air and then land right into Snake’s head, knocking him out and drown whilst submerged in the water. 15. 21:16 Snake died from one of The Fear’s darts coated in AIDS. 16. 22:34 After Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, Major Zero got so pissed, that he destroyed the entire world with his explosive rage. 17. 23:00 The End literally made the game, as well as Operation Dick Eater to end. 18. 25:08 EVA punched Snake in the face magically through his radio so hard, she gave him skull fracture, killing him instantly. 19. 25:31 With sheer stupidity, Snake ate a spatsa mushroom, making himself unconscious and fall all the way back to where he climbed the ladder from, ending his life. 20. 25:39 Snake decided to eat the Spatsa again, but only this time, only being a couple of steps off the ground. Knocked out from eating the mushroom, Snake fell back onto the ground and somehow... died? 21. 27:55 With DumbSackPhil using his possession again, he promoted Snake to fall off the mountain range of Krasnogorje, killing himself. 22. 28:04 Same results as before. Seriously, get good, DipShitPhil. 23. 28:21 Because of The Fury’s self destruction in the underground tunnel, Snake died from the collapsing rubble before he could escape. 24. 29:25 After finishing his business with Raikov, Snake gunned him down like the filthy dog he was, and accidentally compromised Dick Eater. 25. 37:43 Snake accidentally set the C3 to immediately explode, destroying the entire world, alongside himself, and creating a massive time paradox. 26. 42:47 Volgin hit an aircraft, causing the Shagohod to flip all around the field and Volgin to fall out of his ride. Just as he thought he had Snake, Volgin got his ass hit by Major Ocelot, sending the maniac right into the sky and explode in the middle of the air, creating a time paradox where Volgin and Venom Snake never met during the events of MGSV. 27. 44:40 Following EVA’s dumb plan, Snake got himself trapped by the Shagohod’s corkscrew treads. After having his Camo ripped off and his body crushed, Snake quickly died from his internal injuries. 28. 46:36 Ignoring his objectives and feeling insulted about his box, Snake executed EVA via throat slit, causing a time paradox. 29. 47:29 The Boss ordered another tactical on the field so that both she and Naked Snake can die together. 30. 48:40 Liquid/Ocelot jumped off from his flying platform in attempt to get inside the aircraft Snake and EVA were in, but ended up throwing himself through the other door and fall right into the lake, killing himself from impact.

[@ShadowMark3_]

You don't get enough praise for this

[@projectkepleren]

You're pretty good

[@ricko1747]

6:08 when Ocelot blames you for killing Ocelot

[@johnnyg4mer764]

*TIME PARADOX!* Got it.

[@luximdrago941]

*BOSS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!*

[@garyhulk3493]

Time paradox of a time paradox

[@minorcomet282]

Imagine Future Ocelot just coming out of a time machine and slaps Snake

[@МаксимилианШалимов]

Object: exists Volgin: 100 BILLION DOLLARS

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

Imagine him at an auction.

[@Undercover3267]

@Miguel Terriguel we have an old compute- "100 BILLION DOLLAR"

[@marshallschaefer9632]

and that why we all hate him

[@TheFloodFourm]

@@marshallschaefer9632 probably one of the only villains I genuinely love to hate

[@franku2922]

stonks

[@jordanw.97]

2:27 I didn’t think so, I didn’t think you thought so. That was perfect. This whole video is, but that part is some smooth editing

[@MasterJunior93]

25:13 I felt such power and emotion in this fight. Truly this is Kojima's finest work, and I declare this to be the greatest boss fight of all time!!!

[@josealejandromontilla1106]

We need a best playthrough of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2. Got it?

[@jupiter843]

Snake: he'll keep you waiting.

[@snakyYT]

okay jose just for u i made a meme, the MEMEING river two MEMES ago

[@mogueramoguera]

42:53 ¡A beautiful flying like a bird! Volgin: SNAKE!!!!!! Isn't over yet *landing in the ground* I'm not finished ye... *ocelot stomped with a bike* *Volgin fly and explodes* Me: it's beautiful.

[@julianfan5794]

Just the thought of Ocelot running away repeatedly yelling “BITCH” never fails to crack me up

[@1337Robo]

"Just what are you doing there?" "Heh, Knife. Gun. _PRETTY GOOD_ "

[@NicoSleepyLeen]

2:56 "You must be Ames" *Time paradox* Missed chance

[@rodracer4567]

38:49 During the last great war, America, *C H I N A* , and the Soviet Union. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Legacy. Hong Kong. The Shagohod. The Boss. _The Boss._ The Philosophers' LEgacy. Trump. *Trump.* The Shagohod. The Shagohod. The Legacy. America lost *_ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS._*

[@miguelmedelguantecura3504]

RodriguezRacer 456 20:21 one hundred billion YEARS LATER 🤣

[@DanteDMC3]

Indeed

[@abrahamsuarez7265]

*Got it*

[@itsPikachu]

*TIME PARADOX*

[@maddy3852]

I have two questions 1. Why did I watch this whole thing 2. Why was it the best video I've ever seen

[@durinV]

answer: because you're pretty good

[@monidemonimur]

You see, it's a humane reaction in which, many people describe it as "Making your snake solid."

[@llmkursk8254]

Came here because they're remaking the *best* Metal Gear game. And I had to at least pay tribute to the video that helped me fall in love with the series.

[@dollarstoregamer614]

Wait they're remaking snake eater?

[@MegaLukas]

i just fkn loved all of this

[@gibraltar4841]

I I farted

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Literally the best god damn thing I’ve ever seen

[@loganreed23]

remove Sydney and Joy from the game

[@autossvt1138]

I need to know where you got that picture for scientific reasons.

[@VectormanRxQueen]

Pajamapants Jack yes

[@NiteArtorias]

@@autossvt1138 he drew it himself

[@snakyYT]

@Miku Incognito scientift reasons YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[@yourthatninja6598]

40:49 missed opportunity for Snake to say, "I WANT SUM MOAR!!"

[@thegreatestportkchopofmankind]

32:46 Volgin: Taking a fancy to her eh ocelot? Ocelot: No I have no interest in women... *IM GAY*

[@gabbyaghoulfemboy]

Isn't volgin gay or bisexual at the very least

[@Marlboro_Barbie]

@@gabbyaghoulfemboy yeah, he's bi because he had a thing for Eva, boss and raikov

[@ravencollins5638]

@@Marlboro_Barbie volgin is our new bicon

[@Marlboro_Barbie]

@@ravencollins5638 *y e s*

[@MonsieurBig]

@@Marlboro_Barbie you mean Ivan

[@RaineKeidWilde]

I absolutely love the moment at 34:55 where he just goes up to the surface takes a breath and yells "LIQUID!" then proceeds to drown, or well almost drown

[@hadikanaan7357]

What's Tha song that was starting to ple btw

[@hadikanaan7357]

?

[@loliguropee]

Ocean Man by Ween

[@smithyMcjoe]

The fact these get more chaotic everytime brings me back each time. A masterpiece. 100 BILLION DOLLARS!!

[@stoneapollyon8313]

"Snake what are you doing" "I'm in a box" *AH HELL NAW*

[@eggstailored]

This video, is the most memetastic smorgasbord of sex appeal I have come across in my travels.

[@QKuKier]

MRAAUUUU

[@u.local_jellybeanuvu5281]

I love how Ocelot Basically calls Everyone A Bitch In This Playthrough

[@WackaMei]

"He's seen my 100 BILLION DOLLARS! We can't let him live." Yes.

[@gatesofhades534]

Recoilless nuclear 100 BILLION DOLLARS!

[@TheOverdriver1]

12:49 Snake - Kept You Waiting Huh? Snake - Who are the Patriots? SNAKE - WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS? Skull Face - WHOOOOOOOO????????? *DEAD*

[@matthias_4587]

How the.....

[@JamesBond-tt4wi]

12:53

[@illusion9289]

"Alright, for this playthrough of Phantom Pain, I won't get into that many combat encounters." *_5 minutes later in the 1st mission_* 23:45

[@GraafBerengeur]

"There's just one problem" -"What is it?" -"You need to be GAY to get in" technicallythetruth

[@HoseB932]

Thatiswhatmakesitfunny

[@diegofranceschin2949]

r/technicallythetruth

[@meowmeow3778]

#BlackLivesMatter

[@macekreislahomes1690]

Well, Gay=happy, Joyful, pleased, satisfied, overjoyed, and/ or LGBTite. Ite=people, group, or member, or cizizion of.

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

@Dmitry TKR shut the fuck up (2)

[@SpecShadow]

13:18 her name is Minet? Which mean "Cunnilingus" in some easterneuropean language? noice

[@kaporka2653]

yes, in Russian and it stands for "blowjob"

[@bitterfuck2493]

In Portugal stands for "eating pussy like a mad man" But its writen minete. The sound is the same

[@cityguard4847]

kaporka can I get an amen?

[@kamikaze4172]

I've watched this like 20 times by now, I just noticed the scientist in the middle turns his head when snake asked "Afraid?" Like he was surprised too

[@yoursonisold8743]

I love how passive aggressive Snake is towards Para-Medic and how Sigint is the only sane person. And the Kaz *BITCH* scream fits Ocelot's character like a glove in this game.

[@Spelo1]

That's not Kaz, that's Ocelot from secret theater

[@maltron66]

@@Spelo1 Not even that, Ocelot can be heard yelling "son of a bitch!" twice in the main game. The first time is during his boss fight if you kill the Markhor standing behind him. And the second one is during the Shagohod chase when Volgin cuts him off.

[@skeet1144]

whens metal gear RADN 2 sons of LIBERTY

[@four-en-tee]

But the world calls for wetworks, and we answer.

[@usernameisstillpending959]

In 2035 When many Warframe accounts will be unbanned

[@nectarium8760]

*Mission Passed Intensifies*

[@uu2214]

m2szssaaaax

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

you mean Metal Gear: RADN 2 fission mailed

[@YannickMertens-fk9nr]

I was at 36:29 and decided to skip ahead a bit and immediately went into 37:47 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

[@macekreislahomes1690]

This is The Way, so say we all.

[@jon_doe4763]

Esta bueno

[@operleutnant7235]

18:54 look at the captions Edit: by captions I specifically mean English United States, not sure about the other languages

[@stukafish4256]

*Ocelot performing the ritual of Dominance* Sokolov: *Little girl noises*

[@koreancowboy42]

Kojima be like

[@operleutnant7235]

Korean Cowboy42 Kojima does it as he is superior to all.

[@thischannelsimplyexist]

@@koreancowboy42 pew

[@balarov]

The 3ds version of MGS3 is by far the definitive versions if you only factor in the mechanics. It gets the Peace walker's crouch walk mechanic.

[@four-en-tee]

balarov 3ds is my prefered way of playing it, but MGS3: Subsistence and MGS3 HD are honestly the game in its purest form. Either way, camera camo is OP. You might as well be invisible since some designs can net you 100% camo in multiple different hiding place types. (Also, i'd laugh if he played the 3ds version on stream. It'd be hilarious and the memes in the chat would be excellent.)

[@menph1096]

wrong

[@at0m1k47]

Crouch walkiing in MGS3? YES!

[@pointbrown8363]

and the aim thing

[@Kushpeshin]

Shame it runs in 15fps with a 240p resolution

[@theyracemesohardchair]

Your knowledge of the memes in this franchise is biblical… match that with just as good editing skills and this is ridiculously good!

[@willa1018]

Hes pretty good

[@sliferadachi0609]

@@willa1018 Pretty...good

[@willa1018]

@@sliferadachi0609 Im just kidding. You're pretty bad. *laughter*

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

2:26 It should be illegal that there's a whole hour of this brilliance.

[@shadowmaster902]

*Boss slaps Ocelot* "Boss those are just kids dont hurt them" Me: *dies of laughing* oof

[@aguynamedstetchkov4690]

Shadow Gamer Ocelot was actually The Boss and The Sorrow 's child

[@ddxg3275]

Imagine if someone took a shot every time Ocelot said B*tch and is still ok. Ocelot: PRETTY GOOD

[@omegaprowler3683]

Thank God this channel exists; all the contents here are absolutely fantastic! My congratulations for all this work, I would not have developed an interest and a greater love for Metal Gear if it were not for you. Thank you very much. And greetings from Brazil.

[@erronblack6990]

@Fyr0n mano eu me matei de rir de todas as cenas desse video e principalmente a frase " one hundred billion dollars toda hora kskskksks

[@snakyYT]

IF IIT DID NOT I WOULD NOT KNOW MGS GEORGE GOT ME ITO IT

[@sbraypaynt]

“Did you find food?” “Yeah..” “Do you know how to eat it?” *...*

[@rinsatsuki3374]

*DIC*

[@carrotpl]

*SURVIVA VIEWA*

[@AlhusainREC]

Ayo this video needs to be remade when Metal gear solid triangle comes up.

[@Swagnificent1234]

Dude this is honestly one of, if not the best Metal Gear Video I have ever seen! You had Hi I'm Daisy's Lets Destroy series in there, Crab Battle, Metal Gear Awesome, AND you captured so much stuff that literally most fans of the series would be like omg I know that reference. To top it off it's funny as shit! Please do more of these! I totally think the shorter version is probably easier to swallow for anyone that's not super into MGS but I showed my friends this since they never finished the game and I think you've succeeded in making the best abridged MGS3 video ever. Even if you don't get every reference, it's actually just funny to watch through and you even do your best to highlight the dank cool stuff in the actual game like Ocelot's gun spinning and the torture scene. Absolutely amazing dude. Keep up the awesome work.

[@aHumanBeing97]

Taiwan Jackson if it wasn’t for metal gear awesome coming out when it did and becoming what it is. I’d agree with you.

[@AstroZero]

Meme war 2: *Ended* Meme war: *Start* Me: *Confused Screaming*

[@keybladeciel3716]

Ocelot (TPP): _That is enough! Boss have you lost your mind!?_ Campbell: Time Paradox!

[@Raven_Bride]

27:07 when you playing engineer and your buildings start dying out of nowhere

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

* distant french noises *

[@minorcomet282]

Loads frontier justice with murderous intent

[@Kamletue]

among us

[@tankhead2645]

Oh God no

[@Powarock72]

37:05 "You're gonna get wet again." "That's what she said. *CHINESE MOTORCYCLE NOISES*" I cried for the laughs.

[@idontlikerome2744]

Oh so this "Chinese motorcycle noises" all this time

[@TheGameCube64Guy]

@@idontlikerome2744 It actually originated from DrDisrespect

[@dragmundis]

31:13 to 31:33 Got me laughing like crazy. I can only imagine on how that whole part looked. XD

[@trslim6032]

"It's been 18 hours..." I just imagine him earlier that day trying to impress The Boss.

[@yomogarishiyo8685]

48:42 His sound and cutscene is laugh me to death XDXDXDXD.

[@remito7839]

Probably my favourite part of the video :D

[@evansespinoza4280]

Yomogari Shiyo 💀💀💀😭

[@YeaImSnake]

We NEED an updated version from Delta.

[@zul232]

Since when rock paper scissors fight become so intense?😂 9:00

[@NightShadeGame]

Secret theatre yo mgs3 subsistence was the best

[@nicolasoliveira4903]

@@NightShadeGame only in ps2. Like the monkey game. So sad

[@NightShadeGame]

@@nicolasoliveira4903 I know right I loved subsistence was my first ever MGS experience and definitely one to remember.

[@ghostwhencodghosts9114]

Bro where are these goofy cutscenes from

[@OctaviaMealody]

The Chinese motorcycle makes me laugh every single time

[@erronblack6990]

Nah nah nah naaaaaaaaaaaah!

[@ChrisRitty]

I rewatch this sometimes to observe this absolute masterpiece and slowly get more and more references

[@Naerl__]

6:37 Searching for the doujin

[@guillermocalvillo4915]

The Chinese Motorcycle gets me everytime.

[@RXVZ0]

NANANA NAAAAAA

[@ryaiariot]

4 years and one pandemic later, this is still in my top 5 favorite videos of the last half-decade.

[@MrDanials1]

3:48 Heihachi in Tekken 3, doing his Demon Breath attack. Famous for destroying scrubs, ironically harder than Ogre.