Hey all, While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.
@trackernivrig2 жыл бұрын
I love all your content, but I will admit, this one is definitely one of my favorites.
@Kuku_14112 жыл бұрын
It has nostalgic value Max don't underappreciate it
@plasticwalnut76502 жыл бұрын
Volkin's speech on communism across the globe is really difficult to top, to be honest, and the music helps.
@ethanlong46702 жыл бұрын
Still a great video.
@alexc63902 жыл бұрын
Love all your content anyway, you magnificent crackhead. Thank you
@pollyannaquixote97393 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This video only took one hour to edit. The rest of the time taken in between the release of the previous video and this one was spent climbing the ladder.
@videocritic24633 жыл бұрын
SNAKE EATER!!
@Oh_oh_its_Magic3 жыл бұрын
What a thrill
@keisufederationmapping27483 жыл бұрын
So the lifeline stream was a lie
@Mygg_Jeager3 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@finnvost9349Ай бұрын
What a thrill~
@TheHothead101 Жыл бұрын
The best part about MGS3 is the torture scene because literally everybody else in the room is a double agent who was actually looking for the money while the guy who's being tortured about being there for the money isn't even there for the money.
@prestonlim2237 Жыл бұрын
I would like to add onto this by saying that literally everyone in that room wanted volgin dead and he thought they were his subordinates
@justas423 Жыл бұрын
Nothing more MGS than a bunch of Double Agents.
@docthefaust4519 Жыл бұрын
So please,...da money
@frumpyglint Жыл бұрын
False. The best part is the theme song. What a banger.
@nestorgamer9746 Жыл бұрын
@@frumpyglint you mean... ...WHAT A TRIIILL !!!!!!
@tatefranklin47613 жыл бұрын
The best part of ocelot's questions is that they're all based on actual things that happen in america.
@tatefranklin47613 жыл бұрын
@Grey Donovun Tumbleweeds are an actual military concern in the Western US, and feral hogs kill and injure a ton of people very year.
@kcelej3 жыл бұрын
even the clapping?
@Dontworryaboutit9613 жыл бұрын
@@tatefranklin4761 and the village toothbrush of course
@sketch923 жыл бұрын
Wait there really ARE giant tumbleweeds!?
@tatefranklin47613 жыл бұрын
@@sketch92 They're not giant in the way you're thinking. It's more like a giant wave of tangled tumbleweeds, so large that it looks like there's no ground underneath it. Go out to the California Nevada border if you want to see what I'm talking about.
@joshscuttlemuffins53482 жыл бұрын
If someone watches this and hasn't played the game, they won't realize how much of the jokes in the video are actually in the game. Revolver Ocelot really does summon the rest of his special forces squad by meowing and kills bees by spinning his guns.
@fandomcringebucket2 жыл бұрын
Sure, sure, but does he ask Snake about Capitalist America every 10 seconds??
@mortemtyrannus88132 жыл бұрын
@@fandomcringebucket No, it's actually every 5 seconds.
@fandomcringebucket2 жыл бұрын
@@mortemtyrannus8813 *_I KNEW IT!_*
@sixgaming7254 Жыл бұрын
Wait ocelot kills bees by spinning his guns are you serious
@fandomcringebucket Жыл бұрын
@@sixgaming7254 Yes.
@petemadrona22523 жыл бұрын
"Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, does patrolling the Mojave really make you wish for a nuclear winter?"
@partydue1233 жыл бұрын
No but i used to be an adventurer like you until....
@petemadrona22523 жыл бұрын
@@partydue123 Took someone's knee and used it as an arrow? My, my, America sounds like fun!
@LordSwolee3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes it does Red Menace
@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul54873 жыл бұрын
No, but it will make you get chewed out for not wearing power armor.
@MrMiyakiWaxOff3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@RimmyDownunder3 жыл бұрын
man call of duty cold war looks wild bro.
@necromancerofterra3 жыл бұрын
Rimmy i love you bro
@pirkster_3 жыл бұрын
Actually this is about Battlefield 6
@ThatGuy-ve5dp3 жыл бұрын
Necromancer simp
@jokerdog45983 жыл бұрын
true
@necromancerofterra3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy-ve5dp yes
@zoedoocey44963 жыл бұрын
“Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America, can love bloom on the battlefield?”
@Snakedude4life3 жыл бұрын
Stop asking me questions.
@dr.vikyll74663 жыл бұрын
@@Snakedude4life "Tell me snake, is it illegal to ask questions in America?"
@LeroyJ123 жыл бұрын
Nice reference!
@metetural91403 жыл бұрын
Raiden: *_WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!_*
@BK-vi3od3 жыл бұрын
"Not for you,kid."
@Thelisreal-sh3tz2 жыл бұрын
I love how volgin literally checks his identity via sausage size, and when he realizes it isn’t the same size he immediately is enraged and goes to avenge raikov.
@tankhead26452 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. Communists take balls inspection super seriously
@yasquishyboi902 Жыл бұрын
*but why does he know that?*
@jamfingers55 Жыл бұрын
@@yasquishyboi902 Volgin and Raikov are actually lovers in MGS3, but in the original Snake had a different ball size, and that's how Volgin knew the difference
@yasquishyboi902 Жыл бұрын
@@jamfingers55 huh…good to know
@f00lish_commentator8 Жыл бұрын
Ball tickler
@lascrannon3 жыл бұрын
"Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America, are you allowed to give children firearms?" "Wha-" "AMAZING"
@user-uy1rg8td1v3 жыл бұрын
Shall Not Be Infringed means Shall Not Be Infringed!
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
@@user-uy1rg8td1v the only problem with the Militia Acts is that they set the lower age bound of required participation at 18 years. It should have been 16.
@neattricks76783 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel Boy scouts are good up to age 18, militia after. At some point during their teen years (14-18) the kid should work a real summer job if they aren't working at home. If none of that suits, enroll in N/ROTC. Either way there's lots of ways for a kid to be prepared for a militia or military service.
@RabbiHerschel3 жыл бұрын
@@neattricks7678 Well, if we're discussing an idealized Republic as a continuation of the long-abandoned founding principles of our own, there wouldn't be an ROTC. The standing army would be small enough that an ordinary military academy would suffice. Officers in the militia would be elected from among the members of the units.
@neattricks76783 жыл бұрын
@@RabbiHerschel Yeah, I just mean for like right now, if you're raising your kid, those options are fairly realistic.
@smugumin34482 жыл бұрын
I don't know how to feel about the fact that "Kojima originally wanted the fight to take 3 weeks in real life" sounds pretty realistic for Kojima
@olivia8922 жыл бұрын
3 weeks? Sounds abit low... For kojima that is
@luukderuijter13322 жыл бұрын
Pretty realistic? It was the actual plan
@CanadianTeaMaker2 жыл бұрын
It's true (technically 2 weeks but close enough)
@henriquebecker44532 жыл бұрын
He made Death Standing, it quite fit on his way of making games.
@whythefuckdowehavethisherenow2 жыл бұрын
@@henriquebecker4453 Yeah, and death stranding was fucking moronic in a lot of ways. His content is okay when it's filtered through some sane people, but he's about twice as unhinged as yoko taro with slightly more relevant/less stupid ideas but still no less unnecessarily complex.
@muhithossain73123 жыл бұрын
"Dust-panned sized Donkey Kongs" Honestly I never thought anything would top the (mostly correct) summary of Ace Combat 7 but this is absolute perfection.
@KillerOrca3 жыл бұрын
Your not wrong.
@matthewyeldig46082 жыл бұрын
I think the Sorrow's "boss fight" is WAY more funny if you kill no one. "Behold, all the people you've killed!" Three hours later: "Oh look, it's the fear-" "please just kill me!"
@simple-commentator-not-rea734511 ай бұрын
If you want this bossfight to be interesting, DO kill as many enemies as you like, and if I can suggest one thing; vary your kills. From my own playthrough I can confirm that; - Enemies killed with the knife takedown will be gushing blood out of their necks, some even bending their heads like they're about to fall off. - Those killed with fire grenades and stuff will show up on fire shouting "GAAH IT BURNS!!! SO HOT!!!!" - If you killed one while he use the 'book', they'll be clutching their dicks - And if you killed someone, fed them to vultures, killed that vulture, THEN ate it, they'll show up with vultures above them shouting "YOU FED ON ME!!!"
@Shaznit11 ай бұрын
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 Played this game yeeeeeeeeears ago on PS2 and this is an amazing discovery. Thanks for that!
@matthewyeldig460811 ай бұрын
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 I can atest to this. I may have played these games as a pasifist, but my little bro played them WAAAAAAY more then me... He got... *Creative.*
@miimiibeschde48189 ай бұрын
One hour later: "hi Bernie" *The end died again*
@denizevkuran63977 ай бұрын
Also, if you kill Raidenovich you will see him only in his underpants
@CherryNobody3 жыл бұрын
"Did you mean the pain?" *Backflips* "No :/"
@Jackson-vr1vf3 жыл бұрын
he represents my brain.
@notloopers11103 жыл бұрын
I can feel that ":/"
@nootaboot70423 жыл бұрын
when u just tryna kill some guy and he gets the really cool and original name u gave urself wrong :/
@shaunlevin50813 жыл бұрын
"I hearby award you the title of big boss." Sounds like something I would say to my dog. Who's the big boss? Yes you are.
@JudgeNicodemus3 жыл бұрын
Tbf the American government basically used snake as an attack dog.
@nielsmichiels19393 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Lyndon Johnson would come with. The guy was a massive asshole and loved to fuck around with people so i wouldn't have been surprised if he made that name up to fuck with Snake.
@firetarrasque46673 жыл бұрын
If I kill Brian, do I become Big Brian?
@jaegercat67023 жыл бұрын
@@firetarrasque4667 Only one way to find out!
@TreilahTheDegenerate3 жыл бұрын
would it be a diamond dog?
@trevorcoyle5173 жыл бұрын
The Fear (Spider-Man) shoots snake with a crossbow bolt coated with the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Look up the effects of it. Canonically, Snake had a painful, enraged boner the entire fight.
@Tumbleflop3 жыл бұрын
Snake: *Solid*
@sol90573 жыл бұрын
@@Tumbleflop this got a hearty chuckle out of me gj
@bernardosantos80203 жыл бұрын
“Now Snake, is it true that in capitalist America you fuck Chinese undercover agents because you have a boner from being shot by a discount Spider-Man?” “I mean, not on porpoi-“ “Ah, FaScInAtIngG¡”
@GoredonTheDestroyer3 жыл бұрын
And also probably had erectile dysfunction afterward!
@tankhead26452 жыл бұрын
Snakes poor digaling underwent way more trauma than should have been possible in that operation.
@purplehaze23582 жыл бұрын
“Kojima originally wanted the fight to take 3 weeks in real life” Y’know what the sad part is? That absolutely sounds like something Kojima would actually do.
@ThePhrog714 Жыл бұрын
it is, he did want that
@denifnaf5874 Жыл бұрын
Gabe wanted both half life games to have ralistic moss growth.
@vergilthewolf3619 Жыл бұрын
Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find him once so it had to be shortened it down.
@vergilthewolf3619 Жыл бұрын
Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find the end even once so it had to be shortened it down.
@Dorraj10 ай бұрын
To add on to this fun fact, Kojima was so intent on this boss fight taking super long, that he was completely okay with majority of players hating the game and giving up at that boss fight, as long as some people enjoyed it. I think weeks is a bit long, but I feel like it taking hours (even if you know what your doing) would be pretty cool.
@NohorseRU3 жыл бұрын
As a Russian myself, I also have some questions for you TELL ME, AMERICAN, WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A GARDEN OF NOTHING BUT GRASS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOME WHY DO THEY WATER THE GRASS, AMERICAN?
@tanith1173 жыл бұрын
As an American, I Dont know.
@patrickfrost94053 жыл бұрын
THE GRASS IS SOFT
@RaceTheAce773 жыл бұрын
For the vibes
@ChristopherWeaver13 жыл бұрын
The grass is greener in the ocean
@chikin56633 жыл бұрын
How else do we get the cows fat enough for our burgers
@nonchalantree66043 жыл бұрын
3:04 he isn't fricking joking "Lori Alan is an American actress and voice actress. She has played a long-running role as Pearl Krabs on the animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. She also voiced Diane Simmons on Family Guy, the Invisible Woman on Fantastic Four, and The Boss in the Metal Gear video game series."
@bigboywawes3 жыл бұрын
based
@lewydmusic3 жыл бұрын
All that... And she defected to the forces of CRINGE
@_mass_4773 жыл бұрын
@@lewydmusic 29:09 Say sike right now...
@metetural91403 жыл бұрын
@@lewydmusic but she was really a double agent for the forces of Based!
@HACHIAttack3 жыл бұрын
So Mr. Krabs is actually one of the Philosphers after all...
@Asfragged3 жыл бұрын
"All communists may be gay, but im not gay for you" im stealing this
@antoninuslarpus71072 жыл бұрын
2,000 likes and not a single comment. It is an amazing line though.
@Asfragged2 жыл бұрын
@@antoninuslarpus7107 holy shit i had no idea how many until just now
@Codamans2 жыл бұрын
As someone who isn't gay or a communist, I'm doing the same
@seblevi3320 Жыл бұрын
@@Codamans x2
@MrEvan3122 жыл бұрын
I love how even with Snake calling him cringe, Ocelot bids him a happy farewell: Snake didn't specifically say "no" so he thinks he can try again later.
@inkphoenix54463 жыл бұрын
"Tell me snake, in Capitalist America can ladders be 69 Kilometers tall?"
@bernardosantos80203 жыл бұрын
Only where snake bazoinked Eva (aka: Alaska)
@pygmalion04513 жыл бұрын
No, they're 420 *miles*
@karotgamin7903 жыл бұрын
@@pygmalion0451 *cries in metric*
@koreratman3293 жыл бұрын
You misunderstandin, we have to use FEET
@rubensneto90493 жыл бұрын
nice
@megashark03053 жыл бұрын
“Not voiced, because I don’t know a woman.” Based
@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo81063 жыл бұрын
Bro cringe
@jamesturner68323 жыл бұрын
king
@GyaruRespecter3 жыл бұрын
Based
@MrMagnetron23 жыл бұрын
He ain’t no simp
@iBlewupthemoon983 жыл бұрын
Shoot me so I never have to hear that word again.
@DerpyPloo3 жыл бұрын
It is incredibly funny how snake is clearly more interested in the gun than Eva, but it gives a nice piece of characterization to Snake.
@wgreenewgreene10223 жыл бұрын
As a guy who likes guns i identify with Snake in thst sceme
@ALJ90002 жыл бұрын
@@wgreenewgreene1022 Same. Very much so
@omega19732 жыл бұрын
This means he’s chad and is more interested in guns than woman
@adrekiy02 жыл бұрын
sigma grindset
@agiar20002 жыл бұрын
Boobies: I sleep Gun: Real shit?
@thejason7552 жыл бұрын
To answer your question about whats happening during volgin’s beatdown of naked snake: A. He just discovered an infiltrator to the base. B. This infiltrator knocked out his boyfriend took off his clothes and shoved him in a locker So he’s got two very legitimate reasons to beat the living shit out of naked snake.
@ALJ90002 жыл бұрын
Knocked out or killed
@willichinchilly77812 жыл бұрын
snake kills him cause volgin gets emotional when you wear the raikov mask
@yasquishyboi9022 жыл бұрын
ok but how does that explain volgin grabbing snakes cock (i cannot believe i wrote that)
@ThePestProblem Жыл бұрын
No, he’s not his “boyfriend.” He’s not mentally ill.
@lightbeingpontifex9 ай бұрын
oh right, about the femboy,,,
@Whale_stream3 жыл бұрын
30 minutes in four decades a lone wanderer in the post-covid wastelands will find a dusty VHS casette of this short film, watch it, and become instantly cursed by it
@SkytechCEO3 жыл бұрын
I'm already cursed.
@ScarGuy20033 жыл бұрын
Same
@emilebrunet66643 жыл бұрын
*become instantly based
@BrxProd-ho5ez3 жыл бұрын
Fuck you mean, he’ll become the wasteland’s prophet and share his newfound religion throughout the world
@thereseemstobeenanerror12193 жыл бұрын
( ꈍᴗꈍ) --- ( And with that you're comment is at 1k likes congratulations! )
@EinFelsbrocken3 жыл бұрын
"Teeell me; Snake; in capitalist America; do they really spend 80% of the resources on advertisement instead of the product?" "Actually yeah." *"FASCINATING!"*
@Oriaks2 жыл бұрын
Unlike Soviet Russia, where they spend 20% on advertisement, 10% on product and steal the rest.
@SomeOne-vf1rs2 жыл бұрын
Oriaks In the U.S. they just barely pay taxes and try to shirk their employees of pay whenever they can.... so yeah
@SomeOne-vf1rs2 жыл бұрын
Oriaks Basically it sucks anywhere lmao
@emanuelneagu142 жыл бұрын
@@Oriaks in Soviet Russia, they don't even make that product like in America and they don't spend anything on advertisement, it relies on people talking with each other, they instead make schools, mines, fatories, rockets to fly to the fkin moon and huge parlamentary buildings or such exaggerated party stuff, they produce mostly raw material, use a quarter, sell a half and steal the rest. In Soviet Russia you make your own toys (except Matryoshka) and decorations (except communist symbols and portrays) like carpets on walls out of the cotton that friend's auntie who works in cotton industry brought him so he shared some with you, and corn leaves from the agricultural cooperative your 60 year old granny works at.
@Riolupai2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to meow now
@Black_Blossom3 жыл бұрын
Never played MGS3 before so I’m gonna genuinely believe that this is the story and this is how it actually happened.
@LuizAlexPhoenix3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, except it's longer and half of it is the ladder scene.
@ThomasRoiloup3 жыл бұрын
In complete honesty, this video didn't actually leave out much of the story. In fact, watching this video, you will probably understand more about MGS3's story than people who actually played MGS3 (because in the game the story just clogs up tons of redundant dialogue and attempted red herrings and plot twists that go nowhere and don't amount to anything).
@claudiocozzi44253 жыл бұрын
Mostly true, but he forgot to tell that onlyfans' money has been brought to China, and Ocelot was an american triple agent this whole time
@Birmanncat3 жыл бұрын
Very accurate and historicaly correct.
@miamimarauder64303 жыл бұрын
For a comedy video its shockingly accurate
@ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын
“She gets Snake to join her OnlyFans” “She then gives him a gun, which he likes *MORE”*
@ThePuff18 Жыл бұрын
“I filled that arrow with heroin. Your about to have a fucking *Blast* my dude” *Cum*
@lightbeingpontifex9 ай бұрын
he meant snake subscribed,,
@biga43953 жыл бұрын
When Palpatine spit out his plan to turn the world into Venezuela I realized, this is pure insane genius and I loved its 30 minutes
@daveyishere553 жыл бұрын
I cried of laughter when I heard about Venezuela and inflating the currency to the ends of times because well. I'm Venezuelan 🤣
@jhk83963 жыл бұрын
@@salk9943 "Not with a bang, but a whimper."
@anxiousearth6803 жыл бұрын
He got me at healthcare. Kept laughing even at nuclear war just at how comically long it was. 20:03 Just so I can laugh myself to death again.
@reihn82033 жыл бұрын
"And i will rename the Earth to Venezuela." Me, a Venezuelan: FUCK NO I CAN'T NO LONGER ESCAPE
@cooleradam43243 жыл бұрын
You know you can always go to Brazil.
@reihn82033 жыл бұрын
@@cooleradam4324 good point
@eeeeerrrrr8263 жыл бұрын
We always return to Venezuela we can’t escape
@ricardomalaquias61163 жыл бұрын
Heil Belka Venezuelan
@reihn82033 жыл бұрын
@@ricardomalaquias6116 hail Belka
@angrysquirrel74673 жыл бұрын
"DID you forget about ME!?" *Ocelot T-poses into view* "For *I* have more questions for you! "
@Rederix9633 жыл бұрын
Your Pfp Does Not Give Me Pleasant Memories
@fbi-sama90522 жыл бұрын
@@Rederix963 sauce?
@dragonITH-nk3yk2 жыл бұрын
@@fbi-sama9052 Corpse Party
@ZhongXina01 Жыл бұрын
This game is actually set in present day Bosnia, as demonstrated by the bosses randomly exploding, mine fields, space craft and the village toothbrush
@donpacificbobcat9er6153 жыл бұрын
You know Ocelot isn’t entirely wrong in the fact that we Americans are currently fighting a war against tumbleweeds. I know it sounds like I’m joking but I’m not.
@Max0r3 жыл бұрын
scleen
@TheBlueReverb3 жыл бұрын
Please inform us on this. I n e e d to know m o r e .
@PootVidHere3 жыл бұрын
Tumbleweeds are also native to Russia. They are the first wave to a Russian invasion.
@omega78593 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlueReverb light a tumble weed on fire
@jaegercat67023 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlueReverb Tumbleweeds occasionally gather up into massive “waves” which has the potential of blocking and even damaging some equipment if a military base gets hit by them.
@MCCanaryVideos3 жыл бұрын
Old ocelot: a badass double agent with secret agendas and mystique young ocelot: the president of anime club
@comradejet93733 жыл бұрын
I think "double" is an understatement. He betrayed every Side, because his True alliance always was with Big Bossu-Senpai
@thunderbird33043 жыл бұрын
Well, everyone has to start somewhere
@Mygg_Jeager3 жыл бұрын
"Meow"
@TheAmubis3 жыл бұрын
he was cringe before based
@Andron1523 жыл бұрын
MEOW
@Whittyman243 жыл бұрын
I will never get over Max0r’s Ocelot voice, it’s too good
@olivia8922 жыл бұрын
*"TELL ME PUNEY AMERICAN!"*
@mechamonkeymancityboat77852 жыл бұрын
FASCINATING
@johnnyg4mer7642 жыл бұрын
"I have to gooo... *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"*
@Yaz272 жыл бұрын
This, Senator Armstrong, and Jetstream Sam's voice lines are the best on the channel
@PyranoTheDev2 жыл бұрын
I just want to hear more of Ocelot's questions tbh.
@pablo_giustiniani2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Volgin not only reveals the location of Eva's onlyfans, but he does while in the same room was Eva: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans Ocelot: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans The Boss: double agent, looking for the onlyfans Snake: had no idea it existed
@magatsuno-imouto7661 Жыл бұрын
So Snake was practically innocent in this whole thing
@yasquishyboi902 Жыл бұрын
@@magatsuno-imouto7661ironically yes, man just wanted to stop a war
@mattgroening8872 Жыл бұрын
@@magatsuno-imouto7661poor guy got stuck in the middle of a ton of looney dumbasses and got famous for it
@joesauter39183 жыл бұрын
"You flip him harder than the state of Georgia" 💀
@Jaxymann3 жыл бұрын
"Kojima originally wanted this boss fight to take 3 weeks in real life, but was told 'no' by a trained gibbon" made me laugh so much my lungs are now in permanent orbit around Earth.
@pieV30002 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he was allowed to make cracked ideas like that what else would he have done
@Shi.f.t2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that’s healthy
@theneighborsdog56252 жыл бұрын
@Chandler Burse What the fuck?
@justaguywithagoodphoto48012 жыл бұрын
@Chandler Burse talk about insane
@DarknessCalling2 жыл бұрын
@Chandler Burse iirc there is/was a game like that, but i cant remember the title. or if it was something like petscop, where its a little bit of an urban legend that we have some proof of existing...
@syfer8663 жыл бұрын
"Thank god Volgin is dead for real this time" MGSV: *No*
@Azure_Razgriz3 жыл бұрын
Actually the ending to Volgin in Phantom Pain was Cannon all the way back in the PS2 era. I believe it was MGS 2 that references his fate.
@StickWithTrigger3 жыл бұрын
@@Azure_Razgriz there was a volgin reference in MGS2?where?
@Azure_Razgriz3 жыл бұрын
@@StickWithTrigger During the big shell operation, you can have a voice call with the Russian lady before the bomber fight. She explains how her father knew a GRU colonel who tried to topple The Philosophers during the cold war, and he was killed in Afghanistan. I believe her name was Olga?(been years since I played) The Americans who helped with The Philosopher's Legacy eventually form the original Sons of Liberty
@StickWithTrigger3 жыл бұрын
@@Azure_Razgriz hmmmm i remember Olga's calls but i think the only colonel she talked about was her father.Gonna have to look for this cause i dont think ive come across it
@StickWithTrigger3 жыл бұрын
@@Azure_Razgriz is there a vid of this?
@BigBoyMan012 жыл бұрын
18:54 Snake: can't eat snakes while on mission huh? Eva: wouldn't mind eating you. Snake.exe has stopped working!
@flyingradio7370 Жыл бұрын
Dang bro gotta call IT now.
@antarescadena51826 ай бұрын
24:14 Snake: EVA, I need you. EVA.exe has stopped working.
@gab_gabriel70913 жыл бұрын
"Tell me, American. In Capitalist America, is it true that these things known as 'VTubers' have taken over the economical state of your society?"
@LeewardWind3 жыл бұрын
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
@adamlong67113 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@richardendresz1612 жыл бұрын
He can’t be allowed to live he’s too dangerous!
@rwall5142 жыл бұрын
"Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, is it true that most men spend exorbitant amounts of money on cartoon women?" A good Ocelot question tends to almost nail it… but only almost.
@PansexualDumbass91692 жыл бұрын
Wait is that true?
@DepressedCrow3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the darts The Fear uses are coated in Brazilian wandering spider venom which, among other things, gives you an erection that lasts for hours Snake was painfully hard the entire fight
@matthewyeldig46082 жыл бұрын
...The one time Eva had a chance before the ending, and she was nowhere to be seen...
@jonathanwells2232 жыл бұрын
@@matthewyeldig4608 That spy is not one of us!
@anthonyrios23112 жыл бұрын
I mean when The Fear has a long tongue like that......
@mano__diep13182 жыл бұрын
damn brazilian spiders go hard
@devonesq.75332 жыл бұрын
looked it up, is true, what the fuck is the point of that.
@Lucasamiel04063 жыл бұрын
"Could an ocelot and a snake find love?" Metal Gear Solid V: Ocelot almost simping on Venom but wanting the real Boss Metal Gear Solid 4: Ocelot sacrificing for Big Boss Ocelot is the only simp that deserves to be well-treated.
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan2 жыл бұрын
when Eva gives your stuff back, you can call her about why all of your food is missing, and she'll say that Ocelot ate it because he "wanted to eat just like you" ("you" being Naked Snake of course)
@willypalooza65192 жыл бұрын
7:10 "Ocelot uses an extremely viable way to kill bees" I had to stop the video i laughed so hard for 5 straight minutes
@seagullsays58313 жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't mind eating you." *w h a t*
@bernardosantos80203 жыл бұрын
if only...
@Nuxi10.3 жыл бұрын
Vore
@dickvonwankle25273 жыл бұрын
"EEEEEEEERRRRGGGHHHH"
@jackreid26643 жыл бұрын
@@Nuxi10. only if he's eaten whole, if not it's just cannibalism which I'm still down for.
@water_color3 жыл бұрын
“So how does it taste?”
@yiaboi22873 жыл бұрын
I imagine big boss just sleeping and then Ocelots appears in the middle of the Night and says "So American I have question, tell me do capitalists hear ASMR as a cultural tradition?"
@trial_with_an_error96873 жыл бұрын
“N-“ “fAsCiNaTiNg”
@oroshithegodeater25903 жыл бұрын
BB: dude... its litarly 2AM... how did you even get to Zanzibar?
@Articstics3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how the Paint performs a backflip before ending his *backflips* sentences
@alerat88012 жыл бұрын
"You mean the pain?" *Backflips* "no"
@aquaisuseful682 Жыл бұрын
Such a great fucking *backlfips* Comment
@pyrusuchus92411 ай бұрын
@@aquaisuseful682 it really *blafckpis* is
@superd882611 ай бұрын
@@pyrusuchus924i love *flapbicks* it
@randomtheorist2512 жыл бұрын
The part about the trained gibbon made me laugh just because it would make so much sense if there's a guy who's entire job is to tell Kojima what he's doing is insane.
@scotginger4690 Жыл бұрын
Kojima you're crazy! You can't just make a game where the whole premise is you walk to places! "Haha Norman Reedus go brrrr"
@kikrinman14507 ай бұрын
Basically just Tomokazu Fukushima
@notanaveragedoktah83903 жыл бұрын
*"Unfresh Bonobo"* is the most insulting roast have heard this year
@firetarrasque46673 жыл бұрын
And also a great name for a Metal Gear boss. I can see it now - Unfresh Bonobo, a gangly figure infamous for his poor hygeine and of personal biological weapons. He throws shit at you like he's fucking Plague Knight, and you kill him by using your gun.
@cloroxusthestainlessone43243 жыл бұрын
@@firetarrasque4667 "gun" - no Flamethrower - yes
@womanstriker20093 жыл бұрын
infected appendix
@boxcarz3 жыл бұрын
@@firetarrasque4667 Wait, are you the same tarrasque from the karaoke incident...?
@BlueSkyBirdies Жыл бұрын
I wanted to add a like to this but the counter is at 666 and I think that's funny So here take this one instead 👍
@Ch1l1C0nCarnag33 жыл бұрын
"When I'm done with your toothbrush I'll take all your fucking teeth next." is unironically an amazing threat.
@yourGigagamer2 жыл бұрын
Dentists doing overtime in a passive aggressive manner be like
@itsumayo Жыл бұрын
I still have no idea what a village toothbrush is. Is it like a communal toothbrush that an entire village shares? I NEED ANSWERS.
@michaelpardee7580 Жыл бұрын
@@itsumayo Yes. That's exactly what it is.
@theregalproletariat Жыл бұрын
@@itsumayoIt's not a real thing, it's a joke about communal ownership in the USSR
@cyqry10 ай бұрын
@@theregalproletariat Okay but does that mean your mom is now the communal bike since everyone gets a ride?
@bw61883 жыл бұрын
“All communists may be gay, but I’m not gay for you.” Damn Volgin, you’re roasting people 20 years before you’re literally on fire
@bigmoeceooftheboppers33802 жыл бұрын
20:28 this takes on a whole new meaning now
@mickymi93 жыл бұрын
28:26 "Thats cringe" "Okay bye!" "AHHHHHHHHHHH" *falls into cubed water dimension*
@BioHzrd00103 жыл бұрын
15:25 I didn't notice until now that while Ocelot and the Boss are moving normally in the foreground, Volgin's still doing the weird jump-cut-y punching in the background. And regarding that, Ocelot's reaction is even more perfect.
@yaboi89402 жыл бұрын
Volgin had high ping
@TheTobyOMG2 жыл бұрын
"And burn every starving Ukrainian" Damnit who gave Max0r the power of prophecy again?
@Boarbatrice2 жыл бұрын
Russia’s been doing it for decades
@alexfc6792 жыл бұрын
@@Boarbatrice based
@Dany12392 жыл бұрын
Hi, Seamus!
@wisemankugelmemicus17012 жыл бұрын
Nobody. The Holodomor was in 1931.
@karlwikman38742 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear Rising already established that Kojima is Nostrodamus, I think its just rubbning off on Max
@mickeymouse66283 жыл бұрын
Look past the comedy show and you’ll see a video game in the background. It’s there, look good.
@xanderwyatt21582 жыл бұрын
"Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America is taking an ambulance to a hospital costly enough to bankrupt a large portion of the population?" "Why do you think I joined the army?" *"Fascinating!"*
@drunk_famasmf51358 ай бұрын
Pretty underrated and funny joke, American, so witness my Ocelot impression: *MEOW*
@soarinskies11053 ай бұрын
I’m going to meow now, MEOOOWW!!
@netherman20303 жыл бұрын
As a Venezuelan, hearing 20:38 made me laugh my ass off and feel inmense dread at the same time
@rodrigokuszek3 жыл бұрын
how are you still alive?
@netherman20303 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigokuszek Nanomachines, son.
@omega78593 жыл бұрын
@@netherman2030 they harden in response to political trauma
@PhoenixAce3 жыл бұрын
@@omega7859 lmao
@tsarXadam3 жыл бұрын
ok gusano
@colinmasterson6662 жыл бұрын
11:01 spoiler alert for this part of the game for those who don’t know and/or haven’t played the game. If you kill the end just after the cutscene where he’s introduced, you actually end up fighting Ocelot and his emotional support squad instead. I highly recommend against offing Mr. Sander early in the game for that reason alone because Ocelot still won’t stop asking me questions. He’s still outside my window. *Please send help!*
@MASKarade252 жыл бұрын
How you just stop playing for a week or just kill him normaly very quickly
@yapflipthegrunt4687 Жыл бұрын
@@MASKarade25 You can see him at some point in the game before the bossfight and you can shoot him.
@alandominguez32223 жыл бұрын
I know this is an incorrect summary, but goddammit, I still feel emotional with the boss death I'm not crying, you are crying!
@sandeepn943 жыл бұрын
Crying is BASED
@l.e.b.35413 жыл бұрын
I don't know, kinda cringe
@EfftupSmith2 жыл бұрын
I found the best way to deal with Eva when she's badly injured is just knock her out and drag her around. She loses less stamina and doesn't require constant feeding and then you just wake her up for when she has to climb over something.
@goober385 Жыл бұрын
Bill Cosby reference
@k0lds0up53 жыл бұрын
I heard you start laughing when you said the splinter faction was led by emperor Palpatine. You can’t hide things from us.
@Indi.go12 жыл бұрын
7:49 "I am The PAINT!" "Do you mean the Pain?" *backflips* "no."
@aaroncharlton88633 жыл бұрын
The Fear: *appears* Also Fear: "C U M"
@Djin3482 жыл бұрын
28:12 Makes all of Ocelot's interactions actually make sense... Good storytelling Maxor
@emanuelneagu142 жыл бұрын
nothing makes sense in american stories only when people make fun of them it makes sense
@RaptorJesus2 жыл бұрын
That's not something Max invented. It's canon. That dialogue didn't happen, yeah, but Ocelot loved Snake.
@grimsladeleviathan39582 жыл бұрын
Honestly it's kinda cute
@Mr.Mosquito892 жыл бұрын
The best joke in this video is Maxor pointing out that the game "doesn't trust you (the player) to figure out how to remove the 'heroin' " during the Fear fight - while Maxor then continues to play the rest of the game with the arrow stuck in him.
@TJF588 Жыл бұрын
"The _game?_ ...Well, I'll be damned."
@shiethegal6 ай бұрын
Hey, in his defense, they only told you to remove the heroin, not the arrow.
@mistamemewide3 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t fall.” *_gets back up_* “Shut up.”
@Optimus5942 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The multiple tanks in the factory were actually considered as anti-nuke tanks. They would’ve been made to withstand nuclear shockwaves. They weren’t ever put into production though and only 1 prototype was made.
@emanuelneagu142 жыл бұрын
Jesus, you really know your planet!
@mr.burnsgaming89852 жыл бұрын
*That's a nice argument messiah, why don't you back it up with a source...*
@Camilo_Z2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.burnsgaming8985 look it up it's russian and it's called object (insert number i don't remember)
@gagida18292 жыл бұрын
@@Camilo_Z 279
@Camilo_Z2 жыл бұрын
@@gagida1829 Yes, that
@cakeclub70893 жыл бұрын
The story of how snake couldn't become gay and finally smash a e-girl with a onlyfans
@Beatsir3 жыл бұрын
I am a failure as a parent
@tanith1173 жыл бұрын
The next few games are him simping and failing to learn his lesson so he clones himself hoping one will be gay and pass on his ideals.
@tanith1173 жыл бұрын
@Molecule Mind To be fair, he had a good relationship, till she died and left him alone with a hole in his heart that no dog, horse or punchy robot could fill.
@ausar5673 жыл бұрын
@@tanith117 Sadly his body double really did his job so well, he too lost his waifu (quiet) too.
@tarektechmarine82092 жыл бұрын
@@ausar567 ahh poor Quiet, we will always be thirsty for you...
@Tigermoto3 жыл бұрын
I've only just discovered this channel and I suspect that the "An incorrect summary" series was designed just to make me die laughing. I mean... How do you come up with this. "Tell me American, is it true that in Capitalist America, there's no such thing as the Village toothbrush?" "The wha..?" "Fascinating!
@colinmasterson6662 жыл бұрын
11:28 the “He was told ‘No’ by a trained Gibbon” line gets me every time.
@cymes82 Жыл бұрын
*told
@colinmasterson666 Жыл бұрын
@@cymes82thanks!
@kimarykorlumiose77283 жыл бұрын
@MrDalisclock3 жыл бұрын
Yo buddy. Still quoting memes?
@aveimperia40263 жыл бұрын
Please for the love of Brazil do Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance next. I have to see a summary with Senator Armstrong.
@jacobrobinson99523 жыл бұрын
...he did stream it a while back, so assume the best
@aveimperia40263 жыл бұрын
@@jacobrobinson9952 I saw that stream and loved it. However, it might be too much of a meme for an Incorrect Summary. Bayonetta or Yakuza would be a better fit imo
@lascrannon3 жыл бұрын
@@aveimperia4026 "Memes, the DNA of the soul!"
@mercury21573 жыл бұрын
@@aveimperia4026 i wanna see him lose his fucking mind trying to do Metal Gear Solid 2
@Nobody-pi5dj2 жыл бұрын
Part 1 is out
@GJackerJack3 жыл бұрын
I dont know why there is "Incorrect" in the title. The ladders are just how i remember them
@WebbR337 Жыл бұрын
For those of you who are still new to the franchise, when Max0r says Snake's mom is Pearl from SpongeBob, he's not kidding. Lori Alan, the voice actress for The Boss, is also the voice actress for Pearl... Small fucking world am I right?
@triplemonster94293 жыл бұрын
The “holy shit, i have hands!” Bit synced up too well with volgin’s lips
@Mr2010forgeben3 жыл бұрын
I wish that humans just naturally interacted with each other the way these videos are slam cut edited together Edit: I've been floored by the delivery of this line 9:54
@nunothedude2 жыл бұрын
Youre saying you dont?
@purplenerdsplushie2 жыл бұрын
be the change you want to see in the world
@extrnalsorce49743 жыл бұрын
No matter how distorted, I can always recognize the spinning Cirno Fumo
@scarmu96433 жыл бұрын
fumo
@usagibnuuy20703 жыл бұрын
fumo
@bellekovac_2 жыл бұрын
I always loose my shit at 12:53, i love the way that line is delievered. 10/10 dude
@Jampolo_OG2 жыл бұрын
The way it just comes out of nowhere
@redwolf10153 жыл бұрын
Ocelot is basically a Jojo character Edit: and the Ocelot Unit is his Stand. Thx for the likes y’all
@Tumbleflop3 жыл бұрын
Mista but he doesn't constantly fucking shoot himself
@luciuscalingin67923 жыл бұрын
@@Tumbleflop shit you’re right
@tlshortyshorty58103 жыл бұрын
Hol Horse but he actually hits things and is gayer than caesar I mean, Dio and Liquid/Miller and Speedwagon/The Boss and Lisa Lisa, it's all there lmao
@pablo_giustiniani3 жыл бұрын
Ocelot = Hol Horse + Mista
@firetarrasque46673 жыл бұрын
@@tlshortyshorty5810 Not hard to be more gay than Caeser, Caeser is flagrantly bi.
@dantevitale57143 жыл бұрын
After Death Stranding, I'm starting to think that KojiPro would really benefit from hiring a trained gibbon to tell Kojima no to some of his ideas.
@Ninjat1263 жыл бұрын
What's that quote attributed to Harrison Ford on the set of Star Wars? "You can type this shit, but you can't say it?" Sure, Kojima's a great designer, but Combat Pissing doesn't become a good mechanic just because the designer made Policenauts.
@whythefuckdowehavethisherenow2 жыл бұрын
This this this. Kojima is insane but his shit is really good when it's parsed by a good editor. Same goes for Yoko Taro, like his earlier works (Drakengard 1 I think it was called) was pretty solid as far as a game and story goes. Later on his shit just spins off into the deep end with "rule of cool."
@artaum56352 жыл бұрын
@@whythefuckdowehavethisherenow I haven't played NieR: Automata yet, but isn't it considered a masterpiece by most players?
@cameronmorgan23472 жыл бұрын
@@artaum5635 It's brilliant. You should play it as soon as you get the chance if you're into fast-paced hack and slash games. I should mention that you have to play it 2 or 3 times to get the full story but it's a different experience each time because you uncover things that weren't there the first time
@IsaacClodfelter2 жыл бұрын
Yoko still makes really captivating stories that make sense. Sure there are abstract concepts in play in most of them but that doesn't make the message of the stories any less well made. Kojima is kinda crazy and has proved with death stranding that he can't make a good *game* out of every idea that comes to mind but I would argue story telling is still above average if you are willing to engage with the insanity of death stranding.
@ricecooker70373 жыл бұрын
“Where have you been kitten” Instantly knew where it was going...
@doctorneotech70112 жыл бұрын
Here are the capitalist American jokes, mostly so I can find them: 2:34 5:58 6:29 16:21 17:10 19:33
@antarescadena51826 ай бұрын
You forget this ones: 27:18 28:12
@wolfwing56022 жыл бұрын
Okay but that ending genuinely hits for some reason. ... WHY DOES "A TIME OF BASED AND CRINGE" BRING ME EMOTIONS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
@emanuelneagu142 жыл бұрын
nostalgia. of you only knows what
@aguyuno Жыл бұрын
it's a very powerful scene in the game, so you can say whatever over it and it just fits anyway honestly. One of the best endings of any game. Minus the whole "you are now big boss" nonsense lmao
@bionmccool Жыл бұрын
Brain cancer
@nitrocharge24043 жыл бұрын
Even with the parody dialogue I cry at The Boss' death
@Dhips.2 жыл бұрын
Even with the jokes I still tense up at the salute at the grave.
@fandomcringebucket2 жыл бұрын
Even with the jokey nature of it, the way the VA says "Snake hurry up-" breaks my soul _every single time._
@hybrid58602 жыл бұрын
I played this game for the very first time a couple days ago. And I have to agree. I can't remember the last time I felt this much respect towards a character like The Boss. She's one of the best character's I've ever seen
@beefs0ck9113 жыл бұрын
When he said “holy shit I have hands”, I really felt that
@Foxplayer0912 жыл бұрын
16:30 you're telling me everything Max0r said about the plot on crack was actually snake loudly narrating in 3rd person
@anxiousearth6803 жыл бұрын
20:03 Oh god, that minute long rant is just too good. Even when it went on to less ridiculous actually concerning goals I just kept laughing, just because it kept on going. Haven't laughed like that in a while. Bravo and Subbed
@KKdessu2 жыл бұрын
Well, about that...
@user-zb4jk4zq8t2 жыл бұрын
As im Russian it becomes even funnier
@gavindoyle71023 жыл бұрын
" a specter is haunting europe" did he just make a reference to the communist manifesto you can't slide that past me
@Tumbleflop3 жыл бұрын
holy shit, you're right lmao
@LuizAlexPhoenix3 жыл бұрын
That is the easiest quote, all you have to lose is your cringe.
@dr.vikyll74663 жыл бұрын
@@LuizAlexPhoenix Workers of the world, you have nothing to lose but your cringe!
@Nutmegp3 жыл бұрын
Communism is gay
@44tharia463 жыл бұрын
@@Nutmegp that tends to be true yes
@existential_narwal92573 жыл бұрын
Ima be honest, when Evangelion took all of Snake-sama's money, and the onlyfans, I got pretty emotional.
@bubla26592 жыл бұрын
Ah spoilers
@archivist_132 жыл бұрын
And then him realizing that Boss was trying to save him from simpery and mourning her was so emotional
@crunglemcbungley2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. I only learned recently about the 30-50 feral hogs recently and now Ocelot's question about pigs makes so much more sense
@shingosshojiopoulos66083 жыл бұрын
This game was a part of my childhood. Even 9 year old me was based
@firetarrasque46673 жыл бұрын
The MG series is based as fuck tbh. Imo, the series really should have ended with MGS4. Portable Ops and Peace Walker are both solid games with mostly unobjectionable stories, but they're also unnecessary, and needlessly complicate what's a relatively simple and beautiful story. MGS 5 was an abomination that totally ruined any sense of realism that the series had up to that point and also tried to make MGS 3 a worse game by association. I don't *want* to know why the Pain and the End could do what they do. If anything, the fact that they were secretly infected by parasites is far less interesting than if they're more or less just ordinary people who managed to do some extraordinary things, it's a dumb twist used to introduce a dumb conflict that isn't even the focus of the fucking game, God I hate MGS V so fucking much holy shit Nothing against MGR: R, though. Honestly, I kind of love it. Far better continuation to the series than a bunch of unnecessary goddamn flashbacks. There's also the fact that The Boss/Joy's story is just sitting there, waiting to be told. This is a series about personal legacies and the cyclical nature of violence, a story about The Boss is genuinely the only way to continue it without running into the thematically incoherent bullshit of post-MGS4, GOD I HATE MGS 5
@dickvonwankle25273 жыл бұрын
@@firetarrasque4667 Hang on you say it ruins realism when in mgs1 there is literally a floating mind reader and you play as a clone. And not to mention in mgs3 the main villain is a literal fucking lightning man.
@julianbelkan23843 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to based or cringe in the middle of a Russian Jungle with big lizard" -Big manager probably
@pyshrub3 жыл бұрын
I thought oversized overseer said that.
@jimb4733 жыл бұрын
Oh i think you mean large leader
@LuizAlexPhoenix3 жыл бұрын
It was massive manager, also known as humongous patronus.
@alexanderastora81643 жыл бұрын
Chief of considerable size.
@bernardosantos80203 жыл бұрын
Major Manage; Big Boss; Chunky Chief; Grandiose General; Large Lieutenant.
@jjr7483 жыл бұрын
19:11 This is the most enthusiastic I've ever heard Maxor in any video
@EdyAlbertoMSGT32 жыл бұрын
That's just insanity.
@Bobcat2052 жыл бұрын
I would also be very enthusiastic to climb up a very long ladder in that game.
@blank39042 жыл бұрын
"Burn them along with every starving Ukrainian." That didn't age well. Edit: I re-evaluated 19:56 through 20:56 and dear lord Max0r you didn't need to predict the entirety of 2022.
@storkkpapi2 жыл бұрын
Oof.
@meepy5462 жыл бұрын
oh no
@kielbasamage2 жыл бұрын
Good thing there’s no shagohod in Chernobyl… right?
@illusion92892 жыл бұрын
Oooo... YIKES...
@pepekovallin2 жыл бұрын
@@kielbasamage if there is, let's just hope the navy really have a metal gear ray
@end_phase27493 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this for so long
@fraser95803 жыл бұрын
Wait no more
@doomshroom3443 жыл бұрын
Kept you waiting huh?
@mr.weirdness59703 жыл бұрын
18:34 That was a call out I wasn’t expecting
@TheBaxes Жыл бұрын
I'm now hoping that Max0r remakes this when the remake comes out
@therealkoolhero27626 ай бұрын
PLEASE
@axelzimburg69473 жыл бұрын
Even though you don*t upload very often, its always a real pleasure to watch your content. its easy to tell that you put a LOT of work into these kinds of vids and it shows that you have a real talent for this! Cant wait to see what you come up with next and don*t be afraid of being creative! After all thats where a lot of the fun comes from!