Get some fruit after a date?! (...Kvon Explains)

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KvonComedy

6 жыл бұрын

If you date a Middle Eastern girl, you don't always get what you want. But, you might get a NECTARINE! 'SHARE' w/ a friend that's dated another culture!
( This clip is from K-von's 1hr Special: TANX GOD! Order Today only on K-vonComedy.com/shop )
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@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 3 жыл бұрын
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@BeautyLilya
@BeautyLilya 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha .. “I screwed up the tradition. You must fix the tradition...”
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
i'm gonna screw it up DOUBLE!
@joimy95
@joimy95 4 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy you are going to marry a black dude. Xx
@nitahassan6406
@nitahassan6406 4 жыл бұрын
Did you? Did you marry a Person girl eventually?
@ahmadfarhat1014
@ahmadfarhat1014 4 жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedyKvonComedy will you also tell your child to marry a Persian boy/girl? 😂
@timeless9820
@timeless9820 4 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadfarhat1014 no just marry one but in their country to make it official xD
@zg1000dru1
@zg1000dru1 6 жыл бұрын
As an American with a Persian woman, I can tell you that 90% of this IS NOT an exaggeration.
@zg1000dru1
@zg1000dru1 6 жыл бұрын
LOL...may well have to go to the show in Reno on 5/15. My woman's birthday and it's close by. Here's one for free K-von. No lie....I had a Dodge Avenger...lol...she made me MEET her for first date. I see her and say "oh my god, you look so lovely tonight." She looks me up and down like I'm small...FROM THE SIDE and says. What does this mean? I looked terrible yesterday? What are you trying to say? This date is over, take me home. I'm like "I didn't bring you" She's like I don't care I am too upset to drive. HOW DARE YOU!
@bikehunter82
@bikehunter82 4 жыл бұрын
.....so you have to be rich and materialistic in order to date a woman that at best is only attractive until her late 20's and has an obnoxious family? Hard pass.
@szonjacook
@szonjacook 4 жыл бұрын
What fruit did you get? 😂😂
@c12-116
@c12-116 4 жыл бұрын
@@bikehunter82 damn son true dat
@foroughaskarisiahooie4918
@foroughaskarisiahooie4918 4 жыл бұрын
@@bikehunter82 It's not always true
@amalzuhair4495
@amalzuhair4495 6 жыл бұрын
Love how the whole audience already knew that Persian girls like Mercedes and BMW’s talk about stereotypes
@hannakeinanx
@hannakeinanx 6 жыл бұрын
amal zuhair in cali yeah
@clara-nt9rx
@clara-nt9rx 4 жыл бұрын
Theyre persian
@vanessaashton8636
@vanessaashton8636 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not a stereotype if it’s true, it’s a fact 😂
@saran5435
@saran5435 3 жыл бұрын
My Middle Eastern fam started respecting me once I bought a Mercedes. Now if only I had become a doctor or a lawyer...
@seregill13
@seregill13 3 жыл бұрын
What girl doesn't?
@313Violator313
@313Violator313 5 жыл бұрын
i thought in the end he was going to answer "fruitful"
@azshadow32
@azshadow32 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment 👏👍
@cranknlesdesires
@cranknlesdesires 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to say "peachy"
@hussainali7088
@hussainali7088 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha... me too... LMFAO
@jenniferyuqizhang
@jenniferyuqizhang 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@mssummerrose1
@mssummerrose1 6 жыл бұрын
...maybe the Persian mum is pulling a joke on you... YOU said you wanted a "date"...
@OnionYeeter
@OnionYeeter 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo
@nana-gk1zc
@nana-gk1zc 3 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhhhh
@ruthaakamonica5602
@ruthaakamonica5602 2 жыл бұрын
His mom is Swedish
@yaryalfaro5062
@yaryalfaro5062 3 жыл бұрын
“I messed up the tradition” LMFAO! 😂😂
@bun04y
@bun04y 4 жыл бұрын
He forgot to add that the girl yelled down to her mother "DO NOT GIVE HIM A NECTARINE! He drives a Dodge Charger for pete's sake!"
@lorireed8046
@lorireed8046 6 ай бұрын
Haaaaa
@calisongbird
@calisongbird 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is so gorgeous, I couldn’t care less what kind of car he drives 😍😍😍
@kazimierzbem
@kazimierzbem Ай бұрын
clearly you are not Persian ;)
@jordanshore838
@jordanshore838 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting at the end for him to say, "Well I got a peach, but not the one I wanted,"
@zariDari
@zariDari 3 жыл бұрын
LOL :))
@cliomuse1206
@cliomuse1206 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, the fruits! I visited Iran in 2014 and people were constantly giving me fruits - when I flew back home, I was made to declare the 3 ton of dates I brought back, lol.
@BumblingBee-xm4dy
@BumblingBee-xm4dy Ай бұрын
Holy crap that sounds like a heck of a score bc stateside dates are EXPENSIVE lol
@ashlo8977
@ashlo8977 4 жыл бұрын
Kvon is a true comedian; hilarious and really knows how to put on a great show. I had the pleasure of seeing him live last August in Reno. If you get a chance, go see him perform live!
@rishitachakraborty9783
@rishitachakraborty9783 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so broke that I'll be like, Wow! He has a car? 😂😂
@mohamedelkayal8871
@mohamedelkayal8871 6 жыл бұрын
I guess his mother's genes were more dominant than his Father's. I mean he has really striking European features, I doubted at first when I heard he is of Persian descent. Anyway this was hilarious
@jel1951
@jel1951 6 жыл бұрын
His genes look strikingly levantine, like syrian or kurdish. White with middle eastern features
@stochasticdifferentialeq.1393
@stochasticdifferentialeq.1393 6 жыл бұрын
Mohamed El Kayal Persian all have straight hair and Greek features is not about skin color. Arab have African feature big lips big skull big face........ I could never tell a difference between gulf Arab and black Somalian
@stochasticdifferentialeq.1393
@stochasticdifferentialeq.1393 6 жыл бұрын
Mohamed El Kayal Persian are Indo European and I look at his dad in one of his videos looks like typical German guy..... Please stop hating on Indo Aryan people is not my fault Arab have African skull and curly fuck hair
@Gutians
@Gutians 6 жыл бұрын
Mohamed El Kayal You're wrong
@jel1951
@jel1951 5 жыл бұрын
@Nintendo Guy00 ??? I hate how people generalise arabs, levantine arabs are COMPLETELY different from gulf/saudia arabs or african arabs.
@jwec9867
@jwec9867 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that date was a FRUITFUL endeavor.
@zahratimany3148
@zahratimany3148 6 жыл бұрын
Okay, I do live in Iran and I don’t care if your car isn’t Mercedes or BMW , wanna fix the tradition?!😂 • I just found your channel and love your performances!♥️
@dacoda6668
@dacoda6668 6 жыл бұрын
Green card bait! it's a trap
@chrisr5649
@chrisr5649 5 жыл бұрын
@rad phill dude it's not that serious why are you so triggered?
@saadal-balam5233
@saadal-balam5233 5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisr5649 it looks like this guy has bad history or experience,, feeling sorry for him
@khanainthekitchen9070
@khanainthekitchen9070 4 жыл бұрын
@Rad chill dude take it easy
@kelseycoca
@kelseycoca 4 жыл бұрын
I ship it 😘
@nataliesurinova6812
@nataliesurinova6812 5 жыл бұрын
i am so distracted by his face but he's hilarious
@EnligUlv
@EnligUlv Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see K-von and a cast of mid-easterners do a comic movie about their common ways like Barbershop & Super Troopers. Comedy built around specific subcultures can be uniquely hilarious.
@shethewriter
@shethewriter 5 жыл бұрын
LOL OMG THIS IS ALL SO TRUEE hahaha Middle Eastern moms always give a fruits to the boyz if they done good.
@Ottts22
@Ottts22 4 жыл бұрын
do you know why?
@m.r.251
@m.r.251 5 жыл бұрын
You are putting our culture to the cutest ways to explain. Thanks a lot Keyvan. Your performance is amazing!💖💖💖💖💖💖
@tnhomestead
@tnhomestead 3 жыл бұрын
Dad just didn't want you to make the same mistake he did! Lol
@baalqefel1570
@baalqefel1570 3 жыл бұрын
You know what the funniest part of all that was...... THE TRUTH 😅 I have experienced this first hand; well done K-von ✌🏻
@despinalogotheti6209
@despinalogotheti6209 5 жыл бұрын
I have a persian friend. It takes him two hours to cook rice. In Greece it takes about 15 minutes. His mother freaked, he wouldn't let him eat the way we do it. hahha
@ryveralexander8511
@ryveralexander8511 2 жыл бұрын
I think because Persian cooked their rice burnt in the bottom, you cannot cooked it fast, once the water dissolved, you have to turn the fire very low not off! I love my rice burnt in the bottom, crunchy, mom used to get mad at me.
@rakhichowdhury6051
@rakhichowdhury6051 4 жыл бұрын
It's almost fascinating how cute the persians are !
@madelinedanavan9211
@madelinedanavan9211 3 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SOooo RIGHT
@jlim9411
@jlim9411 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if your man shows up in a brand new car period, that says a lot in today’s economy. Especially if he’s young.
@sidraMPatty
@sidraMPatty 2 жыл бұрын
It says he has more dollars than sense, lol
@kathleent6150
@kathleent6150 6 жыл бұрын
I'd take a Dodge Charger over a Mercedes or a BMW any day!
@kathleent6150
@kathleent6150 6 жыл бұрын
kvoncomedy, Come to San Diego, CA!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
right?!
@Fishbowl74
@Fishbowl74 6 жыл бұрын
Especially with him in it
@zeezoshah
@zeezoshah 5 жыл бұрын
American muscle cars all the way
@kathleent6150
@kathleent6150 5 жыл бұрын
@@Fishbowl74 Absolutely! :p
@csommer4492
@csommer4492 4 жыл бұрын
Little did she know the dodge charger actually rides on an old mercedes platform
@mermaidalone7826
@mermaidalone7826 5 жыл бұрын
Dear Kvon, You are the best ever, Please have a show in Germany. I wanna see you ❤️
@iqtidarrahman2148
@iqtidarrahman2148 6 жыл бұрын
Carry on tradition, his moms white haha
@berxwedanjiyane1821
@berxwedanjiyane1821 3 жыл бұрын
”Did you get any? I got a nectariiine”😂
@alexalevidi
@alexalevidi 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I felt that fix the tradition part way too deep
@Royal_dj_ent
@Royal_dj_ent 2 жыл бұрын
How did I miss this? Kvon is just on another level
@rawankhalil8899
@rawankhalil8899 4 жыл бұрын
It's okay kvon, just marry me instead, man you are really funny !😂
@madisontucker6661
@madisontucker6661 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. This super hot persian guy I work with gave me fruit almost everyday. It's like the man has fruit on him at all times. He seemed super nice. Then he tried to attack me for no reason. Then youtube started suggesting Kvon videos. I feel like my phone is spying on me lol.
@kallepikku4991
@kallepikku4991 10 ай бұрын
That's coz you didn't give any fruits back. It's a serious business: always pay your fruits back in-kind.
@yaryalfaro5062
@yaryalfaro5062 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!!! What your father said!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh!!!! And the phone call, friend “how was your date?” You “ it went well I got a nectarine” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shethewriter
@shethewriter 5 жыл бұрын
I love that you're standing on a rug
@kasayat8272
@kasayat8272 4 жыл бұрын
Just discovered you today and became instant fan 😍 🔥👏🤣
@JV-yo1ob
@JV-yo1ob 3 жыл бұрын
Mercedes and BMW! That is SO true! I lived in L.A. for a few years and became friends with a Persian girl. When I met her she had a BMW. A few months later she bought herself a new car, and it was a mercedes. Then she liked a guy, but wouldn't date him because he didn't have a mercedes and he wore a trucker's hat and wasn't Jewish. Hilarious 😂
@paulmartin2348
@paulmartin2348 2 ай бұрын
Why would a Persian girl want a Jewish guy? Seems every single thing you said was a lie.
@paok3131999
@paok3131999 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god,dude you re awesome, i laughed way too hard
@kazimierzbem
@kazimierzbem Ай бұрын
This is hilarious! You are very funny!
@buntypatel5953
@buntypatel5953 4 жыл бұрын
Melons on the first row like DAAAAAMNNNNNNN!! 😂😂💯🍉
@inspire2ignite848
@inspire2ignite848 4 жыл бұрын
Sooo handsome..n funny.too💐🤣🤣🤣
@davidford5067
@davidford5067 5 жыл бұрын
Keyvan! You are the best EVER! :-)))
@cms077
@cms077 4 жыл бұрын
As a blk women dating a Persian, I'm learning so much. Yes, his jokes are right on with the culture. 😌
@greenytaddict
@greenytaddict 4 жыл бұрын
Lucky
@jasontodd2388
@jasontodd2388 4 жыл бұрын
That's because he's part middle eastern
@proudamhara6491
@proudamhara6491 6 жыл бұрын
Ur the best bro keep it up.
@proudamhara6491
@proudamhara6491 6 жыл бұрын
kvoncomedy ur welcome bro tnx
@hanhil3673
@hanhil3673 5 жыл бұрын
I am learning a lot about middle eastern culture from these videos. It's education, I tell my Asian parents.
@MonirehRaha
@MonirehRaha 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man you are hilarious 😂
@julitaserrano5550
@julitaserrano5550 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy hahahahaha
@robynreiser
@robynreiser 5 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!
@GodRock369
@GodRock369 8 ай бұрын
Kvon for the WIN
@khatiabuskivadze5890
@khatiabuskivadze5890 5 жыл бұрын
always interesting! Thanks
@732Netto
@732Netto 5 жыл бұрын
WHEN YOU GO PERSIAN THERE IS NO OTHER VERSION!!! :)))
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
yes yes yes. my new book is on www.GoFundMe.com/GoPersian if u want to read some funny stories
@732Netto
@732Netto 5 жыл бұрын
KvonComedy do more stand up in DC and Toronto K1
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
dc and toronto are up... www.kvon.tv see them on the schedule under shows
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 4 жыл бұрын
I WUZ TURD!
@aspendreams8688
@aspendreams8688 4 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT.
@frenchtoast7742
@frenchtoast7742 5 жыл бұрын
Omg . This is so true .
@ELS-tone
@ELS-tone 4 жыл бұрын
I really figured you were going to say that you got a ‘date’
@julitaserrano5550
@julitaserrano5550 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@williamosle8300
@williamosle8300 3 жыл бұрын
Love me some Keon!🌈💕❤️
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 2 жыл бұрын
" here's some fruit " 🤣🤣🤣
@itskunaltanwar
@itskunaltanwar 4 жыл бұрын
That's not MuchToSayThese(Mercedes) lmfao dude you are too good
@vuksgitau
@vuksgitau 5 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious.
@mayracecilia7424
@mayracecilia7424 4 жыл бұрын
Haha this is hilarious 🤣
@sukainahbaitae5497
@sukainahbaitae5497 5 жыл бұрын
Really like your show...so funny😄 From Thailand..
@Rahul-gb6il
@Rahul-gb6il 3 жыл бұрын
Now that's a fruitful date right there😂
@PatchesTanxHoney
@PatchesTanxHoney Жыл бұрын
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Love my favorite Persian Prince!
@irenemaina6136
@irenemaina6136 5 жыл бұрын
Ooh lv this
@FUNSIZEDCHILD
@FUNSIZEDCHILD 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a Persian girl and all of the things Kvon says is true!
@kallepikku4991
@kallepikku4991 10 ай бұрын
He got all the fruits except Punany.
@bahaar2825
@bahaar2825 4 жыл бұрын
You are very very funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@huhugugu7398
@huhugugu7398 4 жыл бұрын
He should say "Yeah pretty good, I got my nektar-in" :D
@jemmaj2919
@jemmaj2919 5 жыл бұрын
Im shocked! She gave u fruit for dating her daughter? Would've thought she'll chase u with the fruit's knife 😆😆😆
@alexzahrai4703
@alexzahrai4703 4 жыл бұрын
You nailed down the Persian accent haha
@brittbaron17
@brittbaron17 6 жыл бұрын
I might have to go see him tonight at Irvine Improv! He's funny!
@elama8592
@elama8592 6 жыл бұрын
Brittany Baron did you go for his show??
@persiansh485
@persiansh485 4 жыл бұрын
Unbelievable 😂😂😂😂
@PersianShadow333
@PersianShadow333 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I died laughing... In due time you'll figured out how to spot the 10% of us Persian girls who are sexy, humble and have a good sense of humor 😉
@carmendevotta6967
@carmendevotta6967 5 жыл бұрын
Jus found ur channel.... omg I love ur work❤ Mercedes BMW🤦‍♀️ or U...?
@fallon7616
@fallon7616 2 жыл бұрын
Tank God she didn't give you fruit flies😂😂😂😂
@shyneempress6059
@shyneempress6059 3 жыл бұрын
Kvon is brilliantly stupid in a good way 🤗🤭😆😂🤣comic genius
@blasianintarlac5891
@blasianintarlac5891 6 жыл бұрын
My Persian friends are half Persian and half Korean 😘
@ja6368
@ja6368 2 жыл бұрын
What were you tinking😝
@gigigem5631
@gigigem5631 Жыл бұрын
A fruit for $1000😂
@wigen__
@wigen__ 4 жыл бұрын
I dated a persian girl, and she was amazing.😊
@maryglover7600
@maryglover7600 3 жыл бұрын
Haaa ♥️♥️♥️very close to my life
@lipsbreeze
@lipsbreeze 6 жыл бұрын
You're soooooo funny and cute. Could totally relate!
@ericflippin5881
@ericflippin5881 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a persian auto dealer with cars and trucks in the title that mostly had BMW and Mercedes cars because they knew how to get them running. The only trucks were old beaters to take the trash so he didn't have to pay for trash pickup.
@eldonhoward7925
@eldonhoward7925 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! But funny! 😂😂
@Nirupama108
@Nirupama108 5 жыл бұрын
Just discovering you. Come to NJ!
@justme219
@justme219 6 жыл бұрын
oh haha 😂
@meejoohwang8494
@meejoohwang8494 4 жыл бұрын
Wow this also applies to Korean girls too!! Like the non westernized Korean girls. But men I’m sorry. When you bring the girl back home safe and sound you don’t get any fruit. Maybe a little deadly stare from the parents.
@onemercilessming1342
@onemercilessming1342 3 жыл бұрын
Times have changed a bit. In the mid-20th century, when I was dating, a boy parked his car and came into the house. He did not wait outside for you, not did he honk for you to come out. He greeted your mother (and he, if smart, brought a small nosegay or some chocolates for your mama). He shook your father's hand and looked him in the eye. If papa wasn't sure of the guy, you simply didn't go. End of story. My younger sisters had it a little easier, but I, as eldest, was the paver of ways. I used to tell my parents that their entire training as parents was earned at my expense. By the way, every date I had in high school was arranged by the families. We were so interrelated with so many families that Consanguinity was an issue. Before arranging the date between the fathers, the mothers and grandmothers pored over the family trees to make sure the Roman Catholic Church wasn't going to be affronted.
@zariDari
@zariDari 3 жыл бұрын
I'm offended! We love Porsche and Maserati as well :))
@Jet_Supreme
@Jet_Supreme 6 жыл бұрын
I subscribed
@aalm0nds
@aalm0nds 4 жыл бұрын
I'm guilty since I'm middle eastern 😂
@kylieadkins3108
@kylieadkins3108 2 жыл бұрын
Dodge Charger 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@taopanda98
@taopanda98 5 жыл бұрын
I am a random Mexican girl here laughing at American-White and Persian jokes. lmfao But its something about the DELIVERY OF THE JOKE- that I love!
@hackandtech24
@hackandtech24 3 жыл бұрын
very korrekt my ferend. alveys get de furoot
@mantrikashukla5737
@mantrikashukla5737 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna see the dad now, heard so much about him
@sorrowstriken9481
@sorrowstriken9481 6 жыл бұрын
@delaramn9916
@delaramn9916 6 жыл бұрын
😂lol
@aspendreams8688
@aspendreams8688 4 жыл бұрын
He is VERY handsome...
@MsNikita2009
@MsNikita2009 5 жыл бұрын
I would like to marry a Persian.. any submissions to be consider are most welcome.. mmkaay?!
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