Short People Problems

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Drew Lynch

Drew Lynch

11 ай бұрын

Drew Lynch (as seen on America's Got Talent and KZbin), a stand-up comedian known for incorporating and reforming his stutter, and dealing with being rejected without saying anything. Loves hitting curbs and can't pick up his wife as the regulars.
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@Ajz092
@Ajz092 11 ай бұрын
As a fellow short man (5'3), 31 years old, and also named Andrew, I've never felt closer to another stand up comedian.
@Derek_Wyld
@Derek_Wyld 10 ай бұрын
dam u shorter than me bout time F in chat for ya tho lol
@emrysfevre8087
@emrysfevre8087 10 ай бұрын
I am also a 5'3" Andrew. I have 2 sons over 6'. Guess who basically never bumps their head, doesn't worry about my feet hanging over the end of the bed and can fit in the back seat of pretty much any vehicle. I don't have any trouble finding shoes in my size or pants long enough. My feet reach all the way to the ground and there's generally always some giant around to grab things off the top shelf at Wal-Mart so....seems I'm the perfect height.
@benjaminburr6011
@benjaminburr6011 10 ай бұрын
I feel that lol I'm 5"2
@epaminon6196
@epaminon6196 10 ай бұрын
I really get you since I'm almost as short (5'11''). But at least we don't have to worry about back pain, like the large fellows. #ShortKings
@HopeUnquenchable
@HopeUnquenchable 10 ай бұрын
@@epaminon6196 5’11” is SHORT❓ That’s like, a whole foot taller than me 😂
@misstripledot
@misstripledot 11 ай бұрын
The "critter pace" really got me. As a 4'11 girl with a 6 ft, still growing, best friend, I really move a lot faster than would ever be expected. I take 2 steps for every one of hers, and yet it works so...
@gracieluke
@gracieluke 10 ай бұрын
im the tall one in the duo of my and my best friend and i've seen first hand how people under the average height make up for it in one way or another, for example, having to tell people she talks a lot (you will not get a word in, love her, but whoooo boy) like people think they can handle it without being classically trained
@marinaarellano436
@marinaarellano436 10 ай бұрын
Sameeeee I'm 4'11" girl with a 6'3" husband so i feel you 😅 🥹
@14104
@14104 10 ай бұрын
​@@marinaarellano436As a toxic person on the internet, I am obliged to give my very rude and unsolicited opinion, that I would otherwise not say to your face which is that you and your husband have a gross relationship. He's attracted to children, and you are likely a burden in the relationship and are ok with that. You are welcome, anytime.
@marinaarellano436
@marinaarellano436 10 ай бұрын
@@14104 what the frick 😂
@michaelahovey7482
@michaelahovey7482 10 ай бұрын
I'm 4'8" and my husband is 6ft.
@OldFloridaMan
@OldFloridaMan 10 ай бұрын
My wife’s grandfather was a short guy, probably around 5’3” or so. He said that he always was resentful to the big guys, until he spent 3 years in a Russian POW camp. He looked up and locked eyes with me (6’2” here), and said “the big guys didn’t get enough food, and they died. I could survive on less.” First time in my life I was afraid of a diminutive nonagenarian.
@GBfanatic15
@GBfanatic15 9 ай бұрын
it's also why people don't get as tall...malnutrition can also stunt your growth...probably for that reason
@mitchell102
@mitchell102 5 ай бұрын
Sounds like he's still resentful and insecure if he felt the need to tell you that.
@TheDevourerOfPancake
@TheDevourerOfPancake 5 ай бұрын
If I i spent 3 years in a Russian POW, I couldn't stop bringing it up.​@@mitchell102
@BillyBobDingledorf
@BillyBobDingledorf 5 ай бұрын
@@mitchell102 Have the world look down at you your entire life and maybe the resentment and insecurity is justified.
@immortaljanus
@immortaljanus 5 ай бұрын
It also paid to be short in Vietnam. You did have to crawl underground though...
@egocyclic
@egocyclic 9 ай бұрын
I’m 5’3” and had never heard of the term short king until one of my best friends told me a couple years ago. She’s a 5’10” blonde German immigrant. We got married last fall.
@RB-yt6rx
@RB-yt6rx 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 "i got that critter pace" has me dying
@user-ko3cg6ro2e
@user-ko3cg6ro2e 11 ай бұрын
Keep Killin it Bud, Short King Domination.
@TheDrewLynch
@TheDrewLynch 11 ай бұрын
💪😎
@CarBENbased
@CarBENbased 10 ай бұрын
My tired brain initially read that as "Keep it Krillin" XD
@gracieluke
@gracieluke 10 ай бұрын
except lord farquaad (that one got me)
@killinglonliness88
@killinglonliness88 10 ай бұрын
@@gracieluke He wasn't a king.
@kirtically5497
@kirtically5497 10 ай бұрын
I just realized that Fred Flintstone & Barney were short kings too
@jayffemt
@jayffemt 10 ай бұрын
That tall guy may tap the doorframe on his way through, but it's funny as hell when he gets a concussion from the low pipe I just walked under.
@Anonymous426_
@Anonymous426_ 8 ай бұрын
Even funnier if they get decapitated by the low pipe
@MxNEWCASTLE
@MxNEWCASTLE 11 ай бұрын
I'm 5'5" and just very average. But two of my close friends are 6'4" and 5'0" so it's rather comical when we hang out. One time I hugged both of them at the same time and our heads just kind of stacked perfectly
@uriamudeltoro5075
@uriamudeltoro5075 10 ай бұрын
Duuude.....awesomeness....I need to see that picture
@sovitaseng5519
@sovitaseng5519 9 ай бұрын
Totum
@joiskyhigh
@joiskyhigh 9 ай бұрын
This is delightful
@bexactlyyy
@bexactlyyy 8 ай бұрын
Naaawwww!!! ❤❤❤
@Hammydavis
@Hammydavis 5 ай бұрын
OK 55 if you’re a girl is average , guy not average Unless you’re from Mars
@OliveJuice0630
@OliveJuice0630 11 ай бұрын
The short people being the ones carrying the photos is so true 😂 as someone who is 5.1 (might still grow) this is hilarious
@bigguy7353
@bigguy7353 11 ай бұрын
5.1? 5.1 what?
@plebiansociety
@plebiansociety 3 ай бұрын
As someone who is 6' even can attest to that, being slightly above average I haven't been in a group photo where I was in picture that my mouth was in.
@reinger1022
@reinger1022 11 ай бұрын
I gotta hand it to you Drew, my daughter sent me a picture of her and a friend with you after a show. You were the high point of the photo. Big smile and a thumbs up. Those girls were thrilled. thank you. You rock!
@ozwaltreacts4709
@ozwaltreacts4709 5 ай бұрын
But how tall is your daughter :)
@TheLastJack
@TheLastJack 11 ай бұрын
I’ve heard you make short jokes before and assumed you were still taller than me but knowing you were my exact height actually made my day. It’s always a good day when I find another 5’4 dude.
@patz470
@patz470 11 ай бұрын
same here. 5'4. Horray. (i think) 😂
@mr_green33
@mr_green33 11 ай бұрын
short lives matter
@luciferjohnson8495
@luciferjohnson8495 11 ай бұрын
​@@mr_green33not according to women they don't like us short peeps
@onecor1031
@onecor1031 11 ай бұрын
Saaaaaaame! Five-Four all day long…or short 🤣
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 11 ай бұрын
I too am a member of the 5'4" club. Too tall for munchkinland, too short for everything else.
@anatman6304
@anatman6304 6 ай бұрын
First time seeing Drew since AGT. It is amazing how he has learned to utilize his speech issues to absolutely perfect his timing. Seriously one of the best comedians in the business.
@Darci3333
@Darci3333 4 ай бұрын
Im NOT short.....im vertically challenged...😂😂😂😂
@audra2786
@audra2786 4 ай бұрын
"You'll never see me go outside and slap a curb" Has me HOWLING in the doctors office😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣
@KittyBGaming
@KittyBGaming 11 ай бұрын
Back in school, I used to slap the doorframe…. I was smaller than 5ft at the time so whenever I did manage to slap the doorframe by jumping, I’d get the most insane adrenaline rush of power XD
@juha-mattikoponen1625
@juha-mattikoponen1625 5 ай бұрын
Not tall enough to be respected and not short enough to be a fetish. As a fellow 5'4" that one had me cracking. So true! 😂😭
@bayouwolf220
@bayouwolf220 8 ай бұрын
As a 19 year old standing at 5'3", Drew, I feel your pain. This was such an insightful episode for me ever since I started watching your specials and all other vids with you in it!
@Anna-fw7lm
@Anna-fw7lm 4 ай бұрын
I'm a 5 ft italian woman and my favourite line to say is: I'm too small, there's no space for fear
@TodorTashev
@TodorTashev 5 ай бұрын
Damn Drew, your jokes have reached a whole another level man. I've always loved your sense of humor, but now it's so much more refined and smooth. Pure joy to watch and listen to you. Thank you for the entertainment.
@themagescorner
@themagescorner 11 ай бұрын
As a 5'7" guy I've also been rejected by a taller woman in a club I didn't even approach, just passed near her. I did tell her to eff off though lol.
@MeetTheALFFam
@MeetTheALFFam 10 ай бұрын
Your as tall as Tom Cruise, that's cool
@jpraise6771
@jpraise6771 4 ай бұрын
Stand up for yourself medium king!
@Ploomie.
@Ploomie. 11 ай бұрын
I 100% agree with the short people in the front for a photo. Any time at school photos the person just stares at me for a second and goes *"On your knees in the front"* I make sure to ruin every photo I'm in. I will be staring daggers at the camera, and getting the photo back fills me with much joy as I see my face looking like a little murderer and everyone else fearing for their lives.
@shelbyheaser8804
@shelbyheaser8804 10 ай бұрын
Right? Just get me a stool to stand on or put me in the middle. I’ve been 5’6 for thirteen years. I’m 22, and they always had me in the front sitting in my knees. It was annoying
@OldManPaxusYT
@OldManPaxusYT 11 ай бұрын
*_'I'm down there being water-boarded'_* 😆😂🤣
@sgsuperkiddan
@sgsuperkiddan 9 ай бұрын
Damn you man!!! My name is Conner and I’m 6’2” and I tap the damn doorframe 😂😂 💀💀💀
@vlatkonikolovski2265
@vlatkonikolovski2265 Күн бұрын
Damn man u checked all the boxes 😂
@FixYourLighting
@FixYourLighting 5 ай бұрын
“Critter pace” has me DYING
@donutlover9222
@donutlover9222 11 ай бұрын
I'm five foot and 3 quarters... We had to take work photos this week. In front and center every freaking time. lol! This was great! We short folk don't have to duck a lot so take that!
@zt3823
@zt3823 10 ай бұрын
"I am Mexican. Got it? #&@^!". " This dude still as good, probably better, as his AGT days I remember his story on AGT and just think it's really kool he still doing his thang. 👊🏽✌🏽
@my_bracelet_says_gay_whore
@my_bracelet_says_gay_whore 11 ай бұрын
As a 5'1 teen who is done growing, i can confirm everything. I'm also the same height as my mother.
@mikasasukasa4479
@mikasasukasa4479 11 ай бұрын
You still have a few years to potentially grow a bit more don't give up! lmao
@bigguy7353
@bigguy7353 11 ай бұрын
" 👈 that represents inches
@WaynesWorld69
@WaynesWorld69 11 ай бұрын
Very very clever comedian. Great intelligence shown throughout this show. Hilarious with lots of subtlety.
@AriaHarmony
@AriaHarmony 5 ай бұрын
Why does this read like a product review 😂
@WouldntULikeToKnow.
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 ай бұрын
​@@AriaHarmony I was thinking a movie critic! 😂
@AriaHarmony
@AriaHarmony 4 ай бұрын
@@WouldntULikeToKnow. ahh that makes more sense 😂but I had a laugh imagining the rest of your reply going "9/10 would buy again" lol
@KM-tk2ih
@KM-tk2ih 11 ай бұрын
I can SO RELATE to critter pace. Also 5’4” here and shortest person in my family (most are 6 foot). Trying to “walk with them” is them walking and me jogging.
@sammiefett
@sammiefett 10 ай бұрын
5'1 since 5th grade. Can confirm. 😂 Slap that curb Drew, slap it. 😂😂
@abhishek8243
@abhishek8243 3 ай бұрын
You should have felt taller in 5th grade and shorter when you were 21 i guess
@freedomnow5
@freedomnow5 10 ай бұрын
As a tall guy, the doorframe tap is the same instinct as tong clicking. You just gotta.
@WouldntULikeToKnow.
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 ай бұрын
Only if us shorties can slap your butt as we walk by at our "critter pace"! 😂
@_Meriwether
@_Meriwether Ай бұрын
No, you don’t.
@runningafterclouds3519
@runningafterclouds3519 9 ай бұрын
He's got the critter pace. 😂
@GeneralFatCream
@GeneralFatCream 11 ай бұрын
That first line had me laughing like a fool in my break room 😂
@bb3ca201
@bb3ca201 7 ай бұрын
Drew is absolutely hilarious. Absolutely love his comedy
@cooperjorde149
@cooperjorde149 11 ай бұрын
As a tall, still growing teenager, I was 5'3" in the sixth grade. Killing it dude
@bigguy7353
@bigguy7353 11 ай бұрын
I was 6' in 6th grade.
@WyattRodebaugh
@WyattRodebaugh 11 ай бұрын
@@bigguy7353 I was 5'3 in 9th grade.
@picodegallo7407
@picodegallo7407 11 ай бұрын
I hit 6 ft when I was 15 and never grew after that 😂 I’m 30 now.
@tazmod7272
@tazmod7272 11 ай бұрын
Good luck. I am in my 70’s and still your height. I haven’t started getting shorter yet.
@HelloDapp
@HelloDapp 10 ай бұрын
Okay man, no need to brag lmao
@TheChristianReality
@TheChristianReality 8 ай бұрын
I feel this one in my soul. I'm 5'4-5'5 my husband is 6ft, my parents and siblings are between 5'8-6ft. My 13 year old son is 5'10, and even my daughter (8) is 5ft. I'm a mushroom in a forest of evergreens my guy.
@figgynewton3138
@figgynewton3138 9 ай бұрын
If you're wrong it's a felony 😆👏😆. You freaking kill me Drew
@Themuffinman1820
@Themuffinman1820 11 ай бұрын
There is 1 perk to being short in the military. When they do ceremonies of any kind its from tallest to shortest. So all the tall people have to be in the front of the formation havint to stand still for a long time where as the short people get to relax a bit out of sight from everyone looking at the front of the formation...ifykyk
@salvadorromero9712
@salvadorromero9712 20 күн бұрын
I'm civilian but from what I've seen and talked to the military is all around a great place to be a short man! There are very cool jobs that are disqualified for too-tall guys but apart from ceremonial guards none for too-short guys. Also, while I (5'3") strongly feel the disrespect-from-other-men thing is grossly exaggerated in any context and is basically a cope for people to avoid thinking about what else about them might cause other men to have no respect for them, the military seems to be an exceptionally good setting for respect for short guys. For the simple reason that the setting provides such obvious and manifest means for a man to earn respect in the eyes of his comrades, there's really not much room left for silly stereotypes and assumptions like a short guy is less worthy of respect or capable or less of a man. I think it's not hard for a short guy to earn respect in the military, it's done all the time afaik and people barely think about it. Only to people who have led a life of frivolity does it seem odd or weird for a 6'3" guy to show respect to a 5'3" guy. Surely he thinks of himself as superior or more masculine, or the other guy as a little kid or whatever, deep down. Well, no. (And again, I think it's mostly serious insecurity that makes anyone, tall or short, think otherwise.)
@darmakx99
@darmakx99 11 ай бұрын
As a tall guy, yeah this is all pretty accurate 😂😂
@TheDrewLynch
@TheDrewLynch 11 ай бұрын
I see it all the time but you guys don't notice it
@darmakx99
@darmakx99 11 ай бұрын
@@TheDrewLynch this rarified air really messes with our vision, you know?
@MarkB7774
@MarkB7774 11 ай бұрын
I'm 6 foot 4 lol and I stutter entire sentences. Lol I even have a delay in my auditory processing I swear.
@darmakx99
@darmakx99 11 ай бұрын
@@MarkB7774 6'4" gang! We out here slapping doorframes
@MarkB7774
@MarkB7774 11 ай бұрын
@@darmakx99 Be honest, we slap doorframe with our heads going down stairs.
@FPZ72
@FPZ72 11 ай бұрын
Mr. Lynch, you’re a great comedian. Thank you!
@bobina05
@bobina05 11 ай бұрын
I'm 5' even and the picture thing is 100% true! Drew's right, I'm sick of being in the front and always having to look good and perform like a circus freak. As far as "short" men goes I would love, love, love to be with a man who is 5' 4" or thereabouts.
@Wazkaty
@Wazkaty 9 ай бұрын
In the 50's it was normal and 5.6 was tall! I don't know in the US but in Europe (depends on you live) people aren't very tall. Except North, obviously. But there is everything! And all old cities are very nice, with old bricks wall and facades, and then it is the tall people who can't enjoy 😂 argh!
@Anonymous426_
@Anonymous426_ 8 ай бұрын
What are you gonna do? Stand behind the tall people? 🤔
@salvadorromero9712
@salvadorromero9712 20 күн бұрын
I don't know what friend or business group expects short people to perform like circus freaks in group photos; I'd suggest finding another. I loved this routine but I have to say I found the photo part the least relatable. There's a "my life experiences animated" type KZbinr who made a video called "short" that considers it a perk of shortness to always be the star of every group photo, and this is in my experience the more dominant one among us shorties. Of course it will vary drastically based on whether you like being in photos!
@amandabailey4896
@amandabailey4896 11 ай бұрын
I’m 💀… Drew is so naturally funny 😂!!! I hope to see his show in person one day😅
@csmith2662
@csmith2662 10 ай бұрын
10:51 “I look like a toddler who saw a toy he likes”…or two toys lol. 🍉🍉
@gladysrodriguezpitre7429
@gladysrodriguezpitre7429 5 ай бұрын
Sign of a awesome 👌 comedy set: me rushing to the bathroom before I wet myself. And "Andrés" delivered. Bravo sir. You are hilarious 😂
@McKavian
@McKavian 11 ай бұрын
Drew, this may be the funniest clip of yours I've ever seen. I am glad I was not drinking anything, I would have done 3 spit takes. Awesome job, buddy.
@vanessaalexander2363
@vanessaalexander2363 7 ай бұрын
Me being 5'0" I totally understand the critter pace lmao. We've got little legs
@celestejohnson4854
@celestejohnson4854 Ай бұрын
Critter pace....story of my life...AND front of the photos!!! YES😂
@Luna_Le_Fey
@Luna_Le_Fey 10 ай бұрын
I'm 4'11" and my fiance' is 5'6"- we lucked out, it's kind of perfect haha. We've had issues with the height thing when it has come to exes (and people) for both of us. This skit was hilariously accurate
@BlackJeepConvertible
@BlackJeepConvertible 5 ай бұрын
Are y’all gonna have kids and risk vertically challenging an innocent boy for the rest of his life?
@MajiMarji
@MajiMarji 6 ай бұрын
This man is brilliant. I saw some other videos by him but he was stuttering and he had me believing he really did stutter. Now I see this. (P.S. I am a short person and searched for “short people” here.) And now I have found out that he really DID have a stutter and he has improved so much that I thought the stuttering was an act. He is still brilliant and amazing.
@allyssaedwardssinkler
@allyssaedwardssinkler 2 ай бұрын
omg, the toy, i just startled my cat and woke my mother in law, giving an explanation to neither. lmao epic!
@anotherterribleday
@anotherterribleday 5 ай бұрын
I GOT THAT CRITTER PACE God, in sixth form one of the guys I hung out with all the time was 6'something, while I'm a whole 4'11" (and a bit - can't forget the bit). Heading up the stairs to class in the morning he was taking like 3 steps at a time EASILY and I was there looking like the pup named Scooby Doo version of Velma trying to keep up, that's always how I've described it. I like "critter pace"
@doonewatts7155
@doonewatts7155 9 ай бұрын
Psychologists huff and puff about humour being a defence as if that's a bad thing. Defence, in all it's forms, gives you power. Drew you are using yours to the absolute best effect educating us, making us cry with laughter and revealing your unique wonderful personality. Thanks dude
@maggiefranks6849
@maggiefranks6849 11 ай бұрын
I went on a date with a short guy and he was upset how tall I was. I'm only 5'6. So, I changed my heels into sneakers. He was STILL upset I was taller than him. A second date didn't happen. I didn't have an issue with his height, he did tho and more so with my height. Why should I try to be 'shorter' to appease a man's ego, especially when I'm not that tall to begin with! If you can't handle me in heels you don't deserve me in flats or, whatever Marilyn Monroe said *the guy was like 4'9 max and really, the biggest 'lady boner killer' was, he was into 'industrial 90's music' and Tool was his favorite band
@slconcerts3497
@slconcerts3497 11 ай бұрын
Its the insecurity that women like or prefer taller men so he probably put it out as he didnt like it before you could say anything idk. but thats red flag type insecure
@maggiefranks6849
@maggiefranks6849 11 ай бұрын
@@raziel9856 oh, I've only known confidante short guys before so, this was not a normal experience for me. Actually, as a kid I was a gymnast so, 'short' can be an advantage. Anyway, I wouldn't judge someone one their height but, 'content of character'
@McKavian
@McKavian 11 ай бұрын
What's wrong with liking a particular kind of music? If it is the only kind of music that someone likes is one kind to the exclusion of all others, I could see it. If you like the person, you could introduce them to other things.
@maggiefranks6849
@maggiefranks6849 11 ай бұрын
@@McKavian it's a preference and, I've found certain types of 'favorite music' can also be a 'red flag'. Sting, Phil Collins, New Country (I could go on) are just not things I can not tolerate in a potential romantic partner. Leaves the toilet seat up? Short? Kinda dumb? Not a deal breaker. But if he listens to Offspring or Nickleback? GTFO
@Mchatzi0616
@Mchatzi0616 3 ай бұрын
That's it, I'm slapping curbs now!
@adammitchel3374
@adammitchel3374 23 күн бұрын
All the short royalty, kings, queens, and imperial rulers alike rise up. The photo one got me. 😅
@propman3523
@propman3523 10 ай бұрын
Drew, you're great and an inspiration too. I'm so glad to see your success.
@czarcoma
@czarcoma 4 ай бұрын
My illegal name Andres! Ha! 😂🤣
@tonibenton1931
@tonibenton1931 7 ай бұрын
As a 5' female I so relate!!!😂
@JerKur18
@JerKur18 11 ай бұрын
Critter pace 😂 I can relate. I came up with, put some throttle in your waddle 😁
@MaineCoonMama18
@MaineCoonMama18 10 ай бұрын
My dad was 5' 4" but he's already shrunk and now he's 5' 2". We had a good laugh about how I'll be the tallest in my family soon (I'm 5' 1"). Aging is not nice to short people. 😂
@dforrest4503
@dforrest4503 10 ай бұрын
Short people live longer than tall people
@Anonymous426_
@Anonymous426_ 8 ай бұрын
@@dforrest4503…. Doesn’t matter if I live till I am 90 or 82. I would rather live a good life than have a slightly longer end to it
@suecamlin3484
@suecamlin3484 Ай бұрын
If I knew I would shrink (I’m 78) I would have hung upside down long in Freshman year when I got to 5’ even ! 😮😂
@poopenlicht6448
@poopenlicht6448 8 ай бұрын
WOW, you are hilarious! Great delivery! I was laughing continually throughout!
@lsuchik420
@lsuchik420 5 ай бұрын
You just keep getting better Drew! Absolutely crushing it.
@_nosocial
@_nosocial 11 ай бұрын
These 10-14 min clips are GOLD bro! F’ing Hilarious!!! This defiantly delivered
@3nertia
@3nertia 5 ай бұрын
You are hilarious - "critter pace" rofl!
@TechNextLetsGo
@TechNextLetsGo 10 ай бұрын
Some disadvantages of being tall to help the short guys feel better; airplanes are very uncomfortable. It's harder to pick stuff up off the ground. We hit our heads on things. People make us reach for things.
@HopeUnquenchable
@HopeUnquenchable 10 ай бұрын
I’m 4’ 11” and I RARELY ask anyone besides store personnel and my own family members to reach anything for me, and when it comes to my own family I only ask when they happen to be right where I want to reach - otherwise I’ll climb on stepstools, chairs, counters, tables and ladders just so I can reach stuff w/o bothering anyone 😅 I carry an umbrella/parasol with me every time I go out and have basically perfected the art of using the end of it to knock products off the top shelves in supermarkets and catch them as they fall, but I’m always grateful whenever a taller stranger notices what I’m trying to do and takes the thing off the shelf for me out of the kindness of his/her heart, because depending on how heavy or breakable the product packaging is, it can be a dangerous business 😅
@judywinterbottom6600
@judywinterbottom6600 2 ай бұрын
I always ask the closest tall person, at the store, to reach things! I mean, I would get things from the bottom shelf for them ,if they asked! 😉
@tobiaswedin
@tobiaswedin 11 ай бұрын
As another short adult man I felt this to my core, and I can probably never see Shrek again hahah
@ksweetie1
@ksweetie1 3 ай бұрын
Critter pace 😂 I so get that
@josephsteele2585
@josephsteele2585 11 ай бұрын
I wanna start slapping curves now man. XD
@TheDrewLynch
@TheDrewLynch 11 ай бұрын
It is a requirement to slap a hard curb when getting out of your car
@jacobeastin3438
@jacobeastin3438 6 ай бұрын
Dude i saw your clips back in the day idk how you overcame the stutter but its amazing, with or without you are dope
@samanthalandry2296
@samanthalandry2296 7 ай бұрын
7:06 the joke about how short people hate when tall people touch the top of the door frame lol, my son turned 14 last week and he’s 5’6/7 and I’m his mother, 5’1 and I got mad over the weekend when he did that 😂
@SangAdventures
@SangAdventures 5 ай бұрын
As a short kid, I can totally relate to Drew. I feel ya bro
@ProlerSkyphet
@ProlerSkyphet 11 ай бұрын
I’m not that short at 5 foot eight… But I was a late bloomer and I always got picked up for being short and I didn’t get picture stuff even though it was better. Smarter. Just wasn’t bigger. Thank you so much this comedy is hilarious gold and it’s the funniest short person jokes I’ve ever heard.
@wvpaperwings
@wvpaperwings 3 ай бұрын
You still got it Drew!
@samueljang1902
@samueljang1902 11 ай бұрын
Saw this after your TED talk! "if she has a stutter, is it a deal breaker?" 😂 been following you since AGT.
@myster-radyo8549
@myster-radyo8549 10 ай бұрын
As a Fellow Short King, I felt this on so many levels... Dumb question, how tall is your wife's dad? When I met my girl's dad, it was like meeting a Tower, Slenderman, Groot, Tall Things Etc. Honestly scared the crap out me...
@user-qh9rg3fq9x
@user-qh9rg3fq9x 3 ай бұрын
I absolutely love Drew! From his first appearance on AGT to today, he is consistently hilarious and he just gets better and better!
@PirateLeota
@PirateLeota Ай бұрын
"Critter pace" - I felt that. 👍
@SubTonic
@SubTonic 5 күн бұрын
"Slap a curb" absolutely sent me
@JonesZen4WholeSumLiving2
@JonesZen4WholeSumLiving2 10 ай бұрын
Wife and her toy is hilarious!
@user-wj8uf5we3b
@user-wj8uf5we3b Ай бұрын
Dude is hilarious 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
@MarkB7774
@MarkB7774 11 ай бұрын
I love you Drew.
@Fayanora
@Fayanora 10 ай бұрын
"Still got it!" Man I hope it's not contagious!
@jeanniegrace4926
@jeanniegrace4926 7 ай бұрын
The cadence is very Neil Patrick Haris. fantastic. 😍
@Novastar.SaberCombat
@Novastar.SaberCombat 11 ай бұрын
I once did an experiment where I wore undetectable lifts (approx. +4 inches) to events. At first, I figured there would be no difference. But, nope! People approached me, took interest in me, chatted with more engagement. It was actually surreal. Again, I thought I was imagining things, but every instance where I tried the experiment, the results were always similar. When I didn't wear them, almost no one took notice of me. 💪😎✌️ It's a great feeling. Lived with it all my existence, too! Good stuff.
@T.Rose89
@T.Rose89 4 ай бұрын
I love that i just discovered you. Got plenty to catch up on.. you are hilarious 😭😭
@CharisSunny
@CharisSunny 11 ай бұрын
I'm a 5'10" woman, and I frequently refer to myself as an Amazon. 😂 This is hilarious. 😂 Please come to FL. I know it sucks here but that's why we need comedy ♥️
@SouthCountyGal
@SouthCountyGal 11 ай бұрын
I'm only 5'8", but I was the tallest girl in school all 12 years. My daughters are 6'1" and 6'2"; they were constantly mistaken for teachers in junior high. Their pet peeve was the local coaches whispering "basketball!" whenever they walked by. 😂 Drew left out the biggest complaint my short friends have, but maybe it's only a female thing: taller people patting the tops of their heads, calling them 'cute,' and assuming they have the right to bodily pick them up.
@McKavian
@McKavian 11 ай бұрын
​@@SouthCountyGal I would say that every thing in the second part is acceptable from friends and family - but only with concent. I put my chin on my sisters head and introduce her as my big sister. Then she elbows me in the ribs. We laugh. But, I agree that if you don't give concent, broken fingers should be used as a learning tool to not give head pats. Reverse headbutts for those that pick you from behind. Also, when I call a short person cute, its not because of your size. Its because you are cute.
@Katya_Lastochka
@Katya_Lastochka 10 ай бұрын
It sucks so much in FL thats why everyones moving there.
@penelopepitstop762
@penelopepitstop762 4 ай бұрын
Personally, I like being able to fit comfortably in planes and roller coasters…😂
@carolenabobo8903
@carolenabobo8903 Ай бұрын
As a short person who has reached the age of getting even shorter I enjoy this this comic so much- this is my third time watching & still laughing out loud! For all you shorties out there try this... get stoned with some of taller friends then when THEY are stoned start singing the lollipop kids song. It's so much fun...
@spoiledwitch82
@spoiledwitch82 5 ай бұрын
I'm a 4"11 female n I have no problem being short. I love it.
@margaretnorris5840
@margaretnorris5840 10 ай бұрын
As a short person in a family of tall people I enjoy reminding them I am fun size.
@calisongbird
@calisongbird 11 ай бұрын
omg he’s just getting better and better 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@saramitchell2020
@saramitchell2020 Ай бұрын
I think he was impersonating Chucky when he said "let's playyyy". Lol
@tmrb7600
@tmrb7600 4 ай бұрын
So hilarious, had the crowd going wild the whole time! Short people unite!
@sameechaos1
@sameechaos1 5 ай бұрын
As a fellow short person, I understand these things too well. Although I was used as an armrest at times and would warn my tall friends that I could cut them at the knees when they called me cute. ^.^ Though will say, I can move through crowded places a lot easier.
@samanthapatrick1685
@samanthapatrick1685 8 ай бұрын
Door frame tapper’s probably also wearing sunglasses at nighttime
@HopeUnquenchable
@HopeUnquenchable 10 ай бұрын
Favorite short person quip: in _GOT_ when Gendry tells Arya, “You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you,” and she retorts, “But then I’ll never get to insult ANYBODY.”😂
@mareezy
@mareezy 11 ай бұрын
Love the Andres joke😂
@pennyb2245
@pennyb2245 10 ай бұрын
Loved this set. 🎉
@didgeridooo
@didgeridooo 11 ай бұрын
As an abnormally tall guy I'm sorry to everyone for ruining photos, i have to kneel down most of the time to fit in frame
@mikolfarley
@mikolfarley 11 ай бұрын
This was one of my favorite parts of the special. My belly hurt by the end of it. Great job on this 1 Añdrés!! Been a fan since I 1st seen you on AGT & you've grown in your comedy & as an inspiration to a whole group of men that you probably have no idea how you're comedy helps us get through the day. Thank you for keeping America Great Again!! #BANANA 🍌🌊 #MMMMMM 🫴🤱🍼🤌🙋🍄🪩🪩
@samirfakhri375
@samirfakhri375 9 ай бұрын
You're so brilliant man 🤣
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