GETTING A JOB AT A HAUNTED MORGUE! - THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT

[@thesteelrodent1796]

Normal people: lowers the mouse sensitivity to a human level Tom: makes Lydia wear stupid goggles

[@shadrack1701]

OMFG yes this lmao!

[@TH3mrBROWN]

Lydia to Tom: “who are you, so wise in the ways of science?”

[@Prophes0r]

Human level? What is up with the nonsense fad of people using so low a sensitivity that you need to turn their chair to look left/right? I know the 3600 that I game with is 'high', but all you weirdos using 3-digit numbers are crazy.

[@silentreaper1000]

@@Prophes0r What does dpi have to do with anything? Everyone adjust their sense ingame anyway, and 3 digit dpi like 400 and 800 are usually gamers that play fps games like CS:GO where a lot of pros used that dpi, and players like that generally use a bigger mouse pad so they can use more of their forearm to do big movements and wrist for more precise movement.

[@Prophes0r]

@@silentreaper1000 DPI is a ratio, and applies to many things depending on the context. When referring to the optical sensor, DPI is the resolve resolution. This describes the precision. When referring to sensitivity, DPI is literally the linear ratio of pixels/mouse movement. Additionally, when you change DPI, you are always talking about sensitivity, since the DPI of a sensor is a constant value.

[@PierceArner]

I will _never_ tire of how brutally Tom & Lydia roast the everliving hell out of each other amidst their commentary. Truly a spectacular duo dynamic.

[@nerdmin3424]

I believe Simon and Tom did the same to each other every vid they were in?

[@FidelGashtro]

Not being mean but is tom like... 30% dyslexic?

[@TheHorzabora]

Truly, they are like two best friends…. Or is this just how my ‘friends’ and I treat each other?

[@SleepinDreamer]

"Never trust anyone that has two first names." - Tom Clark

[@cephalopodalchemist1422]

PARADOX DETECTED!!!

[@Hacker3588]

I love when we get Lyds gracing us with her presence. Lets rock and / or roll.

[@cthulhoops]

Lydia wearing those children x-ray goggles so she can see past the spookums

[@RaccoonBacon97]

The eyes will stay shut after death for a few hours. Then, as the body loses moisture, the eye lids will pull back some. obviously this could be upsetting to the family of the deceased, hence eye caps

[@KuueenKumi]

Jesus Christ on a bagel that's horrible

[@kekekeke2200]

It takes a couple hours before you can shut the eyes though

[@hotscottrulz]

Not ten minutes into the video and Lydia is already talking about huge “Granny Knockers”. This is the content I am here for!

[@bepis126]

Video kept getting better by the minute. 1. Horror game with Tom 👍 2. Lydia is in the video 👍👍 3. Lydia’s goofy anti vomit glasses 👍👍👍

[@ReunionMana]

13:40 interesting point lyds, as someone who has nocturnal lagophthalmos, i have a lot of knowledge about this. the natural state of the eyelid is closed, and small muscles in your face controlled by one of your major brain nerves ensure a complete closure of the eye when in a relaxed state. however, people who have lagophthalmos, like myself, have a form of facial paralysis or nerve paralysis where either the small muscles in your face or the major brain nerve which controls them does not work properly. this means someone can be unable to close their eyes entirely at the worst, and at the best it might mean you just cant KEEP them closed, or it's a strain on your face to do so. with nocturnal lagophthalmos like i've got, i sleep with my eyes open, so i have to use eye gel/ointment to keep them moisturized at night as well as surgical tape to physically shut them. however, my normal blinking is generally unaffected.

[@MrVolaureye]

Can...can we just talk about Lydias absolute unit of a water tankard at 2:17?? Absolute hydration.

[@mattymerr701]

She doesn't trust her nephrons smh

[@torylva]

5:30 -ish Mortuary workers, dieners for the assistant, do not in fact perform autopsies. They prepare the body for funeral. Coroners perform the autopsy! It is a mortuary, not a morgue. The difference is like a pub and a bar. A pub have a bar, but a bar can exist without a pub.

[@Cotif11]

Your comment is important and valid, thank you for sharing. (NOT SARCASM THIS IS AN INB4)

[@natedogrules97]

Unless you live in the US then the building is called a bar

[@mattymerr701]

What about if you are in a tiny country town that can't afford multiple buildings?

[@marcusluciano7975]

Can’t forget about forensic pathologists and us lowly morgue technicians

[@Temprael]

Excellent analogy, thank you.

[@nathanmiller9381]

I love to see a father and his goofy ass daughter playing spooky games together. heart warming

[@apennington8165]

These two are one of my favorite duos in the yogscast. The chemistry and the constant roast war between them is endlessly entertaining. Also, it's always a fun guessing game whether or not Lydia's gonna end up violently ill by the end of the video.

[@WaterLockser]

Game- trying to set up the story and introduce characters Tom and Lydia - The way she's holding that cup!

[@HorrorGirlNat]

Tom playing horror games with different Yogs is one of my favourite things to watch.

[@D34N6232]

Love when Tom plays spooky games with guests, I need more Simon/Lydia/Boba and anyone else really playing games with Tom!

[@popiposo]

Alex Rambler too!

[@persepha3256]

I fucking love Lydia’s goggles. They look so dumb they’ve come back around to being cool.

[@LoreRevolution]

YES! This is gonna be good! [edit] OMFG those glasses are class. Great look, Lyds!

[@epicmarc]

Didn't see Lyds in the thumbnail and was thinking how this would've been a great game to play with her. Thankfully, the video didn't disappoint!

[@dylanhodgson7605]

FYI she’s on the gurney

[@mm-bv4zw]

Oh dear god yes! You're a perfect duo for this

[@Kristina-qp1dl]

15:20 - griping about limited inventory space Tom: That's part of being a mortician right? Lyds: Yeah you've only got two hands. But you're a mortician. Do you /have/ to be limited to two hands? Think of the opportunities. 🖐🖖👁👄👁🤚👍

[@KuueenKumi]

Ugh yes, more,, please! A dynamic duo only slightly less iconic than their respective duologies with Ben and Bouphe! I saw a clip of Lydia with the goggles and raced to see this.

[@frottlemi5301]

"I can't use that here" gives me the same vibes as "that's not on fire"

[@AndyJP]

Those glasses turn Lydia from a 10 to an 11

[@TheKaiser775]

Just gonna say the book Stiff has all sorts of interesting info about dead bodies and mortuary work and decomposition. Fascinating read if you're even vaguely interested.

[@BigSadClownBoi]

Loved that book, Mary Roach is an excellent author!

[@ZGryphon]

"I can't use that here. That's not on fire."

[@franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802]

From reddit so, you know, reliable sources : Joel Hodgson used the phrase, "Never trust a man with two first names, especially if one of them's a woman's" in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 lampooning The Legend of Dinosaurs (Kyôryuu: Kaichô no densetsu).

[@piratewhoisquiet]

THANK YOU When they brought it up I knew I had heard it somewhere, but couldn't bring it up from the depths of my memories

[@Leptons_]

15:55 "They don't do that with everybody do they?" No, not everyone is embalmed. I'm not an expert but I believe embalming is a much more common thing in the US. Embalming preserves the body so it gives you more time to get all the funeral arrangements sorted and have people travel cross country for it without having to rush to get it all done within a day or two. But it's also for aesthetic reasons so you can have a viewing without having to see a shriveled decaying version of your loved one and instead can see them made to look like they're almost just sleeping. If you don't want a viewing and/or have a quick funeral, then there's no need for the embalming.

[@DjDolHaus86]

I've been to more than a dozen funerals in the UK and Europe but I've never even heard of an open casket, seems like such a weird thing to do.

[@KuueenKumi]

@@DjDolHaus86 It is, I dunno why we do it. It's probably supposed to be cathartic, saying goodbye, but who needs to go through that pain and creepiness? Its creepy. So glad my family has the sense to avoid the practice when someone passes. Too much trauma

[@DjDolHaus86]

@@KuueenKumi I certainly can't speak for everyone, I know I'm not an emotional person but I didn't feel any differently about those who I'd seen following their passing (ie. Being the one who had to go to the hospital to get the bad news) to those who were already in the coffin at the funeral. I dunno, maybe it's different to others but for me gone is gone, I don't need to see the evidence to begin the process of mourning.

[@mschrisfrank2420]

Even if you have a viewing and an open casket, you still don’t need to be embalmed-unless there’s a delay of more than a few days. And as far as I’m concerned, embalming makes the person look like a wax figure and is creepy. Highly recommend the Ask A Mortician channel for lots of info on embalming vs natural.

[@Sem5626]

getting serious thunderbirds vibes from the cutscenes in this game

[@The1Overmind]

And here I thought the treat for the night was my Dairy Queen blizzard but NO, it's these two legends playing a game together! ❤️

[@coep_leader4898]

I thought I could watch this while eating chips and salsa. I'll come back some other time

[@nikeeweston]

Thank you for making me laugh out loud with those glasses. I nearly wet myself. Omg Lyds and those glasses when she leans in. Gawd bless her

[@xRandomSarahx]

My god, those goggles are glorious 😂 Love the vids with big Lyds!

[@flowking6793]

tape: use the cupboard it is super important. Tom and Lyds: we will pretend we did not hear that/

[@ethan-loves]

I LOVE Lydia's new glasses, such a statement piece

[@DjDolHaus86]

Closing the eyes of a recently deceased person in a non professional sense is typically done for the benefit of those nearby, it's bad enough having to be near a corpse without their lifeless eyes staring out. The two pennies on the eyes are to pay the ferryman to take them to the afterlife.

[@1Flyffer1]

Want to see more of this. Can't wait for it to turn into an absolute disaster with you two at the helm.

[@bad-people6510]

7:55 "What are those?" Mark of Nurgle.

[@spencerwilkie4218]

I'm am so deeply happy to see this ❤️ Thank you Tom and Lyds!!!!!!!!

[@nintandrew13]

I love Tom and Lydia playing spook'ems, I'm glad Lydia found those glasses to help with the motion sick'ems

[@huffy737]

15:50 yes Lyds this is what happens when embalming. Each time. And if it only takes less than a minute you’re badly under embalmed, just a game.. but then Tom coming in with legit autopsy knowledge surprised me at 16:20.

[@FrostedCreations]

I think she was asking if all people get embalmed, and the answer is no, at least in the UK. We generally don't do wakes and body viewings in the UK.

[@huffy737]

@@FrostedCreations Fair not everyone gets embalmed. I guessed she was asking if the blood comes out each time a person is embalmed. Blood should always come out when embalming correctly.

[@WintersInBerlin]

I’m so jealous of Lydia’s motion sickness; I want to wear cool glasses like that!

[@I_Am_Kas]

Wow, Tom looks a lot hotter today than when he makes videos alone. Peculiar.

[@trevontaylor6242]

Remarkably accurate very few things that aren’t

[@stone5against1]

Oh my god, thoses glasses Lydia!

[@CreighExbridge]

Lyds squid eyes need water to see... Yep, that makes perfect sense fair enough I have no questions

[@AberrantChibi]

I've seen the "don't trust people with two first names" referenced in comic books as many US superhero comics tend to have double first names. Bruce Wayne, Alan Scot, Chase Chameron... Maybe it's a comics thing?

[@RHSide]

The Taskmaster throne in the background o.o :D

[@araidenfreudianharpy]

Would love a whole playthrough of this ❤️

[@beardedbovel]

YUS! Was hoping that the two of you would play this, fingers crossed for some more scary stuff with Big Lyds.

[@Alba_Longa]

YES!! I've been waiting for you guys to play this game.

[@spencerwilkie4218]

"Don't trust anyone with two first names" Alright, Tom Clark

[@cowmancheese]

Hope you finish this series! love your guys dynamic

[@SMlFFY85]

The characters look and move like '80s movie practical effects monsters.

[@ff-pj3de]

I worked in a charcuterie packaging plant over the sommer. Cider-pickled pork was a thing. Also, I have now developed an aversion to pickled meats and sausages.

[@m_yosogoto]

Always fun to see more spookums with Tomask and Big Lyds!

[@ShiandiPlays]

I'm soooooo happy you guys are playing this. I asked Ravs about it on stream and he mentioned he thought you'd played it :D such a scary game

[@LucasCarter2]

I hope these glasses mean all new Tom and Lydia videos. I love these videos.

[@srdaniel2]

Always like the "Spooky Times with Tom & Guest". Lydia being the best guest of course.

[@Pillowfish]

I see another Tom and Lydia combo video, I have no choice but to like for the algorithm!

[@AcceptTheNull]

Lydia looks like she got glasses from a Harry Potter game where the theme was nautical. Yarrr a pirate wizard 'arry!

[@SherioCheers]

Eye caps to keep the eyes closed, they're textured to hold the eyelid down as the skin retracts.

[@Ruzzlebuzzle]

I hope this becomes a series ♡

[@NancyHomes221]

So excited to see big lyds and Tom back together for an awesome game

[@shynarcissist]

Big Lyds! Between Tom's reading and Lydia's motion sickness glasses, they are bringing their a-games today

[@Feet_Sniffer]

Sorry babe, the 4 glasses water shades stay ON.

[@mattymerr701]

Man, that cut to the glasses. Incredible!

[@TH3mrBROWN]

Yay another Tom makes Lydia motion sick simulator, probably…?

[@joshconfer209]

Ahhhhhhh..... They missed the secrets for the best ending..... Ripping and throwing..... Great vid! Can't wait for more.

[@ryou_ichi]

Love how they missed 16:55 he be peaking :v

[@FabulousCooki]

Yesss Lydia and Tom dynamic! I hope they do more, I have watched the e Drakon Astron compilation videos way too many times… :3

[@crazysupernovagaming3638]

The best duo, back at it again! Tom and Ben are always the best, but Tom and Big Lyds are a close second! (And I can't be the only person who gets a little bit upset that they confuse the job of a mortician for one of a coroner. Right?)

[@nineleafclover1477]

I can never get enough of Tom and Lydia

[@jeffreyross808]

Tom and Big Lyds? The power content duo, glad to see some stellar content from the GOATS 🐐🐐

[@DrinkCoffeeRun]

Lydia and Tom, best duo. THE GLASSES OMG.

[@redpike136]

Most replayed point is "my top is falling down."

[@bierrollerful]

Tom & Lyds? That's an instant like.

[@anononomous]

"Wish I could convince you to believe me, but I'm afraid I'm just not that good a voice actor"

[@travishimebaugh8381]

To answer your question, Lydia, many people who work dead bodies will chew gum or suck mints to overpower the smells of the human body and avoid getting nauseated

[@ST-vt4nu]

This game is so unseteling, but you two are such a fun duo

[@kohp111]

Love this dynamic duo!

[@twysted_catalyst9096]

:O some Tom and Big Lyds gameplay? A blessing from me lord

[@NavyDood21]

God, I love Lydia. Her and Tom are a good mix

[@Rose-rx6ni]

there's a throne in the back of the room lmao

[@Thetruepianoman]

Oh my god I canny believe it. Tom and flydia at it again

[@Srfingfreak]

I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge how Tom is both absorbent and exfoliating at the same time, and as such makes an excellent shower tool.

[@senatorsheev6743]

They play one of your games in the Two-Point Hospital, you play one their games in the Morgue.

[@stenanderson1695]

Lydia was right the glasses were indeed a sexy surprise!

[@threemoo]

Google says the phrase "Don't trust anyone with 2 first names" is from "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

[@valteine]

Seems that Lydia doesn know that Tom isn paid to read lol

[@DragonFiesta]

my fav yogscast siblings at it again!

[@dougpowers]

GRANNY KNOCKERS That's gotta be a merch opportunity.

[@xavier84623]

One of my fav yogcast teams

[@caldx5067]

I don't see the chair being pointed out, is it something that have been there before?

[@rachaelversaw]

Lydia is a legend, I love the glasses lol

[@RoblolGames]

Aw yiss, good old Lids and horror. Top tier

[@happyhatebot]

Amuses me that the biggest lie so far is 'It's a family friendly show we're making here!' Love this horror duo, and glad they're back!

[@kevingluys3063]

The more I learn about mortuaries the more I prefer sky burial.

[@kevingluys3063]

Just toss me to some raccoons.

[@MrDevintcoleman]

Okay so first, I started writing this and then the goggles went on so I have to say A+ on that but… I did think it was funny that they both thought they were going to be doing autopsies as a medical examiner (American term, not sure if UK is different) when they’re really just draining bodies waiting for the demon to show up!

[@Thaumic]

Can't help feeling the easier way to avoid simulation sickness would be to let Lydia control the game. It's like not getting motion sick when driving the car.