Getting Divorced And Feeding Children Feces In My Time At Portia

[@maryelizabeth3334]

Oh lord, Df's character has reached his final form in this game.... He has become Mumps! 😧

[@mega-bro-man]

At least there aren’t as many pigeons.

[@Theepieguy]

She's trying to stay on your good side so you'll build that well.

[@izzy1221]

Who knew that divorce was so tedious to achieve?

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

Imagine your husband working *this* hard just to get away from you.

[@SilentSoulWhisper]

TransBiologist, the transest of biologists For real though 😂

[@SilentSoulWhisper]

Ryan Miller If you are asking me, no, I'm not single

[@SilentSoulWhisper]

@Ryan Miller My bad haha

[@dominicalvord5431]

💩💩💩👧🏼👵🏼👧🏼👵🏼

[@Cookyex3]

"You'll always have a special place in my heart" So do you have the Salad? I'm hungry.

[@SuperDodger64]

You can't divorce people in Fire Emblem Awakening, but you can make people get married and then purposefully get one of the couple killed. Fancy some turn based strategy?

[@undeadwolfemilia]

lol

[@timshell5756]

Then you can make their kids get married and kill off their kids too.

[@CrazyRabixxx]

FE is part “waifu emblem” and part “selective breeding for that good offspring units”

[@laughoutloudpaperanimation4846]

Is that the game where no one has feet

[@Whitewolf1984p]

I'm WAITING for someone to make an update to either stardew valley or this game where the ex-wife takes 50% of your money XD

[@Kalesoup_]

Hell yea

[@Uncle-Cookoo]

Woa, how has this never actually been implemented!? You win the idea award.

[@anamarisa8034]

No if u do double book

[@lucid_walking9619]

Yeah but your the one whos making all the money while they do nothing😂

[@ahwayzcool4630]

Might as well make it like real life. Lol

[@KiraraLalaYT]

Divorce everyone in every game!!

[@kaylileo1307]

After this video, child protective services were called.

[@j.jtilling1722]

Wow. Having everything available from your chests at the crafting table is super handy. I wish they could do something similar for stardew.

[@nugsboodlepoo]

"I'm Divorcing you" "i want to eat fruit salad"

[@unbotheredstorm1954]

“Frog legs” is a withered branch to give you partner as a sign for separation

[@Vyansya]

Hey df, video idea for stardew valley. Marry someone and then everyday try giving them the gift they hate and inspect their change in behavior (like dont want to get up, start to say rude things, etc) please! Thank you

[@eileen.the.queen.]

Vyansyah: I’m pretty sure he’s already done that.

[@anurabo-banura1768]

He already done that, everytime in his sdv vids

[@neonprado9989]

Or you can actually support his other content besides Stardew.

[@gumblemutt3495]

I think your wife took some video resolution in the divorce

[@wolfindragonsclothing]

Lmao!

[@Tempus_Locus]

*If this was a blogging channel you would have a lifetime of jail*

[@taniaval50]

This is what happens when DF gets tired of bullying characters on SDV xD

[@Bowiemusiclover]

I actually wonder how many exes he has in each game 😂

[@eugenideddis]

Music lover Are we counting duplicate divorces? Because that’ll increase the numbers a lot.

[@Bowiemusiclover]

@@eugenideddis yep duplicates definitely count .

[@Flopebun]

Hes also got enough doves to fly him south for the winter

[@Uncle-Cookoo]

Not as many as he does in reality. He uses life experiences to fuel his gaming ideas.

[@aquariandawn4750]

Q: Do you know why divorce is so expensive? A: Because they're frikkin' worth it.

[@nivektheok8991]

Before the video played I received an add for a divorce website

[@ragnork61]

Kevin Wills mods. Go figure.

[@Mihnea91DL]

Easiest way to get money is to use the data disks you get in the mine to buy the things from the church and sell them where ever it will net about ~12k for ~60 discs. at least that's how it was when I last played, i don't know if they patched it. Keep up the videos, I love your content

[@peiyiinglim7517]

Was totally waiting for you to start playing My Time at Portia. Love ur videos and your soothing voice!

[@freerichie25]

The stardew valley music in the background is hilarious!

[@AdventuresWithJenko]

I can't wait for this to be released on the Switch!

[@brycevanzile]

Subscribes and starts watching all of your videos after watching your stardew valley series. Watches this and goes: omg is that stardew valley music. Lol this game does seem very similar but your commentary is great

[@salemstribute]

They way you say Petra is not okay.....

[@xPaperLiIy]

^

[@EclipseSeth]

Oh no. DF got his ultimate power move. Run, everyone, RUN!

[@rannielaayumi2445]

I just started playing this last month cause it has a mobile game now that I bought. Didn't know you could steal from Higgins lol. And idk but Toby is so cute I wanna adopt him

[@watkinry]

Destroying a relationship is soo much easier IRL.

[@taysdoodles6777]

I love watching your vids your humor is the best!

[@alebeerzy1890]

i read the title and i instantly knew this man was a menace to society.

[@mottomotto6393]

I actually don't understand why people feel the need to dislike your videos, honestly.

[@Leonsieh]

You could use Wheel's wheelchair to create a sprinkler system for your crops. He doesn't need that wheelchair

[@TheChantel1982]

DF: purple hair peorson ( werd ) DF agen: I WILL TACK YOU HOME (YAY)

[@crampedsultana]

I know this is an old posit, but hear me out. A certain spouse can tragically perish after marriage. What I want to know is, while they are in the clinic with their loved ones looking on, can you ask them for a divorce?

[@Rushifell]

You can make a lot of money doing the storyline and the missions in the town hall, being #1 shop at the end of the season is a 30k reward+ a permanent stat increase food.

[@kedamafoe2240]

this game is life consuming good luck divorcing everyone sounds expensive might wanna finish the desert missions before you tackle it though.

[@rylanmiller8467]

How do I have children On my time at Portia? I gave my wife a children's doll and she just laughed and gave me 10 relationship points?

[@mohik3953]

😂

[@jman4083]

Fishing is probably the best way to farm Gols. That is if you don't mind the grind of pulling fish from there watery home.

[@Alonepistachio]

the best way to make money in the game is to get as many crystal trees as you can and then get a bunch of sand from the mine while they grow. then get the crystal hourglass recipe from Paulie and make a bunch to sell

[@pocketbread7535]

Legends say, he will divorce you, if he smells money on you

[@legomasterkyle1017]

You seriously need to make a Pam compilation

[@Randomalistic]

9:02 your poor horse

[@geekconn558]

That title was an entire trip.

[@Denvercoder]

Is this game as fun as Stardew Valley? Should I buy it?

[@lukeily8359]

I fucking love your voice and videos. Even way back in the day when you made skyrim videos

[@bigbadwolf3199]

One day you will pay for breaking so many hearts and someone will make a game where the romance option is called Karen and if you romance her you lose your house, your dog, your car and she takes your kids, AND YOU ARE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO BE CRYING.

[@cristianm5658]

Lmao

[@lizzymarlow5208]

Uh oh...DF found a way to divorce in a different game.

[@jazy921]

DF = Divorced Farmer it comes with the name?

[@mandachrona]

Do you feed the baby with milk? Because I haven't the slightest idea how to get baby milk powder.

[@pricklytrash5309]

I should be sleeping for work... Instead I'm binge watching DF. Eh, sleep is for the weak anyway.

[@FishFreddy]

Who doesn't like turds as a marital gift? Some people have too high standards.

[@AaronWGaming]

Time to find a mod for 1 gold divorces

[@cjdm39]

Good to know it lowers other relationships too

[@L0tus_P0nd]

Soon he's gonna try to divorce the children

[@senoritaakbar]

when I divorced gust , I lost all the hearts and he became a stranger

[@SR-mm2ru]

That journey to the east easter egg tho. Good movie.

[@kirstenau]

You're a gem, DF.

[@GamerAbbylee]

According to the Wiki Aadit can actually divorce you if you marry him. He will then skip town and will never be seen in game again. Also, some data miners found a script for a letter insinuating that Ginger dies at some point in the game. The more you know!

[@limonchi548]

Just realized you do even put Stardew Valley's bg music in this video although it's from a different game gdi

[@witchygamergirl4862]

Think be knows that

[@akatesays]

Any idea on a Switch release date?

[@MrYeasowhat]

you could just fish at the desert oasis and make 15k-20k a day getting gladiator fish 280g and wise fise 320g each

[@mastergamer591]

Given how efficient you are at games surrounding the premise of profit, I wonder how well you'd do as a stock trader lol.

[@ichundderrest6766]

Sadly, you can’t turn your children to pigeons in this game…

[@ADamnNerd]

Did Portia always have Stardew music or did you edit it in the video?

[@cellywelly5434]

Hey guys, a question: I just bought this game on Steam but it has a hard time running on my laptop and i can only rlly run it decently in windowed mode at a smaller resolution i'm thinking about returning it u_u does anyone think it's worth playing windowed? at low graphics? i feel like graphics are so much of the appeal

[@timshell5756]

Goals, goals, goals!

[@ninjaruss4205]

Is it worth it to get it in early access or should i wait until release? This is one of the games i wanted the most this year but I'm tempted to buy it now

[@thecursedpotion277]

I read the title and I was sold! Hahahah

[@beehuh88]

Nice Stardew Valley music in a different game

[@serenaushy]

Watching DF play games you love/are fairly good at is so funny and painful. Bro I have made all of my money from fishing... have you tried fishing... sir... I like this way better though, much more chaotic

[@unbotheredstorm1954]

Follow button means you are asking her to follow you, not you follow her lol

[@Vell1981]

Well just like in real life she makes you sell your stuff and takes the money.

[@colostomybaguette6122]

3D penny is just hungry

[@adamwiest8705]

When he plays stardew music in the background😐

[@hangryzombit535]

so glad i found this vid!

[@GretgorPooper]

3:47 did Phyllis always have these jiggle physics about her or is this new?

[@Rushifell]

Always did, there was actually a bug that they fixed with her on the balloon ride where they vibrated like Jell-o getting smacked around a while back.

[@eoinpriestley7403]

Am I the only one who heard Stardew Valley music in the background?

[@MysticalKitty666]

What happened to your mailbox?

[@JaMaLBrandark]

Is the game still in Early Access?

[@worldoffiction4882]

According to Steam, it is.

[@aninha7698]

3D divorce

[@nagibmahfuz1619]

LORD THE NAME

[@fennelfairweather4851]

I'm so sad I can't play this game. The camera makes me queasy.

[@TheMountainWulf]

Aren't there options to help that now? Like turning off motion blur and changing the sensitivity of the cameras movements.

[@sheepdogsherlock1311]

Got a Divorce ad...

[@epiccow288]

Star dew the days of many divorce

[@lmarcelus]

I like this game a lot, and I get kinda hurt when DF only play it to screw around fucking with everyone. The game changed a lot during development, they added so much content, so many things, all the new events, tournaments, story. It deserves a full nice playtrough.

[@thegingerllama1074]

I recently divorced sanwa on this then married Emily 😂😂😂

[@Hopbunn]

Why u love to divorce i hope im not getting divorced wait i don’t have one to divorce

[@EclipseSeth]

If you become a patron you can marry him and then get divorce by him. Xd

[@Rottypops]

I'm 30 and this game looks like it was meant for weenies... Is there actual good gameplay to consider?

[@garra123454]

This game looks cool

[@MellowMaple]

Holy shit thats your real voice not just put on for show.

[@Randy_AP]

Holy shit I got tree farm quest on year 1 season 2 lol

[@TheLayZBones]

8:29 pocket sand SHSHSHA!

[@shirleypagan750]

I thought I heard Stardew Valley

[@MeggsOverEazy]

Does anybody like this game better than Stardew Vally?

[@erinfarn6317]

I gave Emily poo and I got 2 relationship points lmao

[@youdie93]

Best title, haha

[@ev7r]

Wow, I have just seen 12 comments that say first in 5 seconds...

[@gevurahel]

The girl from the cake ads looks so awful

[@lame1553]

h hi h omg this took like 10 hours *you try*

[@Kamexe]

Divorce sim

[@simontobias9678]

LOL i have become a Millionaire why do you dont have Cash ???