Everything Wrong With Resident Evil Village (Spoilers)

[@Gggmanlives]

In case it's not obvious, this review has spoilers. Lots of them.

[@h8me591]

Bruh

[@regularsizedrudy5340]

Thanks for the clarification. You'd think idiots would just read the title. Love the vids man keep it up.

[@MARKKISS-pd6wy]

i am doing my second playthrough on the hardest diff and i still get lost

[@okeechobeeblowjobs5099]

Fucking thankyou.

[@ULTIMARAGNAR0K]

Your story critique is seriously flawed. You didnt even bother reading the files..... the reason why Chris didnt tell Ethan in the first place is because he thought Ethan was compromised my Miranda and infected with the mold. Not realising Ethan is Mold......

[@yokenstein3dgaming545]

Fun fact: Lady Dimitrescu is even taller than some elephants, as the average African elephant can be between 8.2 feet to 13 feet tall, while the Lady is 9'6"

[@yokenstein3dgaming545]

@@greenkoopa Confirmed indeed

[@movieswithgabe]

I’m just imagining her riding one like the giants in Game of Thrones

[@gasaiyuno6021]

You just said most are 8-13 feet, and she's 9 and a half. That's a HUGE discrepancy between 12 or even 11 to 9 foot. And you pointing out you said " Average " means nothing because you're still wrong as most elephants aren't short.

[@yokenstein3dgaming545]

@@gasaiyuno6021 Nice try, but the point of the fact was that "the lady is even taller than *some* Elephants". That was the focal keyword, i.e the word "some".

[@Gameprojordan]

She's taller than an Elite in Halo by 1'6"

[@COOKIE-gk9oc]

Loved Chris's segment, because it just demonstrates how overpowered he and the rest of the OG charicters are compared to Ethan.

[@JorgeMartinez-dp3im]

Same. Surprised he didn't like it. It's like a playable cinematic where you get to be an OP boulder punching asshole.

[@batmangovno]

Chris also has like 10x HP of even an upgraded Ethan. You know, that guy that can reattach limbs and live without a heart?

[@Swarm312]

I also love it because it indirectly shows how dumb bioweapons as a concept are when an entire army of them are curb stomped by a handful of highly trained soldiers and a day of recon.

[@dethofgod666]

I thoroughly enjoyed it. I would have liked a separate mode that style in addition to mercenaries. It felt like a victory lap at the end of the campaign in retrospect

[@thelel6591]

i liked chris but i really wish he told ethan wat was going on i feel like ethan wouldve lived. also wish he showed up more as a mentor towards ethan. i was honestly shocked that ethan dies and not chris instead. i wanted to keep playing as ethan it was refreshing to play as an average joe. but i am starting to appreciate the ending more it shows how far a father would really go for his kid.

[@Cry1w]

the moment where ethan smashed his bit hand against the window frame i visually flinched in pain .... that man has balls of steel and a pain tollerance like nothing

[@Sumea_Saukko]

Because his body is mold, its explained in the game.

[@samburgerwithcheeze8145]

@@Sumea_Saukko Yeah but it's still hurts him

[@Sumea_Saukko]

@@samburgerwithcheeze8145 True

[@Trollensky]

@@Sumea_Saukko What a dumb thing to say lmao, he obviously still feels pain in the game, it was just an oversight.

[@Sumea_Saukko]

@@Trollensky Well, atleast i’m not as dumb as you.

[@ninives]

My favorite part of the game was Heisenberg calling Chris a "boulder punching asshole" That made me laugh out loud 🤣

[@ninives]

@Cheek Chaser Cause he was that boulder from re5

[@mattiasilva1705]

@Cheek Chaser chris probably became a living legend for both killing Wesker and punching a boulder with his bare hands. The latter is probably what made him famous around the world

[@lekuba7679]

@Cheek Chaser re 5, in 6 he killed the water skeleton B.O.W. and Piers sacrificed himself

[@chillhour6155]

How would he know about that ?

[@Sircool1]

i'm disappointed you didn't use "BOULDER PUNCHING ASS HOLE!" line from the game as a clip, honestly.

[@DuelaDent52]

How did that even get out?...oh fudge, you don’t think Albert’s part of the Connections, do you?

[@MrFlame133]

@@DuelaDent52 shiva out here blabbing...

[@q-tip4723]

@@DuelaDent52 That'd be pretty sweet. Now that we Oswald E. Spencer was inspired by Miranda's research, it'd bring everything officially full circle.

[@drivanradosivic1357]

the implication is Heisenberg saw Chis punch a bounder when going to the Village.

[@Dendelin007]

I was looking for this comment :D thank you!

[@spiderjerusalem8284]

Chris needed a stand-alone campaign like "Separate ways" in RE4, not just the Village Raid section.

[@stolenname94]

Willing to bet that will happen

[@12ealDealOfficial]

If it doesn't happen, I'm willing to bet the western writers at Capcom want to dehumanize him further for RE9. Which I hope isn't the case.

[@Gruntvc]

@12ealDeal, The problem with Chris is his story was pretty much over with RE5. He and Jill reunited, Wesker and Spencer were finally dead, and the BSAA weren't twist villains from out of nowhere. I remember how a lot of people thought Chris in RE7 was a fake one or Hunk in disguise. Man I wish that was true. RE Village barely uses him and worse, makes Chris look like an idiot. Leon is the only male character left to not get dunked on at this point. Shame they wasted Barry Burton and his family in the Revelations 2 spin off.

[@DJ_Macphisto]

@@Gruntvc They still used Barry better in that game than how they treated him in Gaiden.

[@bigcade554]

It's almost certainly coming later as a DLC. Separate Ways wasn't part of RE4's base game either, it also came later.

[@hunterbrotherhood8187]

The reason Chris didn't let Ethan know the "plan" was cause he didn't know if Miranda had infected him in some sort of way.

[@kylevanilla3177]

Speaking of infected how the hell did it never crossed Chris and his crew that Ethan, an ordinary person that killed multiple monstrous creatures to save his wife, may have been infected by Eveline at the end of RE7?

[@kylixion_6359]

@@kylevanilla3177 they did say that Ethan and his wife were infected, but that they "cured" them

[@adamzez]

why would ethan and miranda be at the winters house having dinner and living the good life when they are both bad guys? If ethan was possibly infected, they would have left to romania long before to start bringing back eveline. There was no reason for Chris not to tell Ethan other than they wanted YOU the player to believe Chris may be compromised. Same reason Chris says "I see you made it this far. Would be a shame if something happened to you now." Why would he say that threatening line to Ethan as if he is saying he will kill him? And then Ethan says finish the job and Chris starts walking towards him like he is going to hurt Ethan and then gets interrupted. There is no explanation for it. Its because they wanted a twist for the player and didnt mind having issues with their story in order to play with you. And thats fine.

[@jeremyhall2727]

@@adamzez yeah I didn't like that part at all. He would have been awesome if Chris got infected & he was being controlled. Or he was thinking sometimes bad things must be done for the greater good. Like this baby will grow up & have too much power. Just by been next to it people will rage out. Hell Chris could have said, "after you'll left the hospital; it become a blood bath. You wasn't infected because you share the same DNA as the baby. But a month after contact; people become wild breast." Oh how I wish this was the game we got.

[@manuelirvingzarate]

Stop excusing bad writing.

[@Zockerx96]

You actually dont need to call airstrikes on the boss fight with Chris. You can kill him regulary with your weapons.

[@GhostStorm1995]

It is not an airstrike. the guy shouts that he needs to reload if you paint the mold hill thing while it is on cool down. My guess is that it is some sort of launcher and Chris uses the laser designator to paint the target so it can be seen through all the mold that has broken out of the ground.

[@q-tip4723]

@@GhostStorm1995 Or it's some type of long range, laser-guided missile. I've seen those types of weapon systems. A laser designater allows for a weapon system to track the laser's location and the missile's computer guidance system locks in the coordinates of where the laser is being pointed. It's a very complicated system, but the general premise is for aircraft/ artillery to drop ordnance without even having to see/ be too close to the target. Again, it's a very complex and expensive weapon system.

[@GhostStorm1995]

@@q-tip4723 i could see whatever organisation that Chris Redfield works for would be using something like that.

[@zhitchcresttail3387]

@@GhostStorm1995 its Umbrella, just some new version of it. Whats more confusing is that the BSAA are apparently the bad guys now.

[@GoodmansGhost]

@@zhitchcresttail3387 Haven't they been since revelation? Or was that the other ABC group?

[@VengefulJay]

Chris: *kills mia* sorry Ethan, but leon failed me, and Claire is running out of time

[@ender9090]

@Cheek Chaser It's a long running joke, search for "Chrisposting" on Google and you'll see everything about it.

[@miecraftandmoregames]

the beneviento stuff once you already know what to do isn't that bad. i'll trade a little annoyance on repeating playthroughs for a pants shitting and memorable sequence the first time.

[@Carnage7209]

Ya i appreciated the spooky house the first time around trying to find a way out. Re8 is definitely worth a couple playthroughs at most, and I'll take it.

[@thorburnjschwegler]

@@Carnage7209 🤷‍♂️ I don't play scary games but this part was not scary at all and it was slow as hell and at the end no boss fight just move to room to room find the doll and stab it 3 time SMH lamest section in the entire game

[@captainthunderbolt7541]

Stuff like that stops me from replaying. You could have had the baby monster chase without all of the scripted setup to it...

[@miecraftandmoregames]

@@captainthunderbolt7541 speedrunning through it isnt that big of a deal. If you know the route.

[@miecraftandmoregames]

@@thorburnjschwegler sucks for you i guess then.

[@anumeon]

Heisenbergs factory, where Resident Evil meets General Deathsheads castle from Wolfenstein... (Supersoldaten anyone) :D

[@Gruntvc]

Frankenstein's Army lol.

[@jeanniemaycrawford4466]

Yes

[@whirligig_saw]

i am surprised that anyone remembers the other great game that is the new order lol , btw yes i get reallu strong deathshead factory vibes from that

[@TeryJones]

_"Oh well, at least we still got best boy Leon."_ Ignoring all the times Ada Wong played his naive love stricken ass like a fiddle and was able to get away with the bioweapon sample.

[@mjay6245]

He said best boy not smart boi ;)

[@Horatio787]

The problem with Ada Wong is that you can only reveal she's a secret asshole once in RE2, before Leon just doesn't seem to care that her actions engender the deaths of thousands.

[@ostrichlord9097]

I dunno, she helped him survive the plagas yet he still put a blade to her throat faster than you could say "simp". She only gets away cuz plot

[@TeryJones]

@@ostrichlord9097 Exactly. She is to Resident Evil what Akuma is to Street Fighter, that one *villain* character that technically always wins because _"fuck you she's a fan favorite."_ And her annoying relationship with Leon is a key component of that bs.

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

I will never get why the fanbase has such a hard-on for her(obvious Asia fever aside). She worked well in 2 because she was somewhat humanized but ever since 4 they have gone so ridiculously hard on the femme fatal trope that Leon´s puppyness is just annoying. Move on and keep the Redfield bloodline going you handsome dipshit.

[@billsmith30]

The boss fight against Heisenberg felt like a boss fight from RE6. More specifically the one where you fight a TRex from a moving Humvee

[@q-tip4723]

I personally enjoyed RE6, but I see it more of an generic action game featuring the cast of the Resident Evil games over the years.

[@AHappyCub]

@@q-tip4723 I personally like RE6 because it made sense that after fighting BOWs for years the main characters would lean more guns blazing, especially Chris's campaign

[@q-tip4723]

@@AHappyCub which makes a lot of sense as well, as- at that point of time in their lives- they've got the "I'm getting too old for this shit" mentality.

[@lutherheggs451]

OK...Well no matter how much you constantly try to go on about how terrible RE6 is clearly 10 million people enjoyed it just fine since its the 2nd highest selling game in the franchise next to RE5

[@zhitchcresttail3387]

And it was hype as fuck and one of the highlights of this game. Resident Evil is meant to be over the top dude.

[@officel-fpi1726]

The funniest part about this game for me Is Mourge or fish guy saying “you basterd” he just says it in a way that makes it funny

[@EnigmaSword]

"YoU bASS TARD!!!!"

[@benheaton9879]

I'm pretty sure that moreau is voiced by the guy who voices lucas in RE7

[@karenbonds264]

Ethan in his final moments: *"Killer Queen has already touched the Village."*

[@vermili0138]

With the amount of CAPCOM's shitposting in the game, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the inspiration.

[@strengthcolossal5538]

@Shiori MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@strengthcolossal5538]

*NewGame+* Killer Queen Bite the Dust!!!

[@jimmnotjames5235]

Imagine insulting someone because they like something you don't.

[@dopeyal4755]

@Shiori I have no idea what your problem is.

[@epicfilmtime2508]

It bothered me that in all the cutscenes where Ethan has his gun out, it's the starter pistol, even if you don't have it in your inventory. It'd be hard to make a bunch of different cutscenes for each weapon, but still, just something I noticed.

[@TheChriskilla100]

The funny thing is thats a really common trend with many of the resident evil games.

[@hubertgizinski7962]

even more funny is if u look how ethan hand gets easy sliced off in cutsecenes but in gameplay ur iron hands are undestructible when u guard

[@BugsyFoga]

The RE game that has monster people actually wants to be chased by.

[@lolicongang.4974]

Yeah how slow thet are lol slow af.

[@TheMurzim]

You mean the baby?

[@jonathanredacted3245]

Hey don't forget the love that mr x got

[@ostrichlord9097]

"Chase" is a bit of an overstatement. Enemies slow af and pose no threat

[@lolicongang.4974]

@@ostrichlord9097 Lol that's the point he making fun of the game, you want to ge chased by them. They aren't anything but moving loot boxes.

[@HOLEheregonenow]

Ethan isn't saving the empty magazine, that animation happens when you reload with bullets still in the magazine so Ethan is saving the spare bullets. If you reload at empty, he drops the magazine.

[@Bloodfont89]

I'm really surprised you didn't mention Heisenbergs remark about Chris. I had to pause because I was laughing that much.

[@Gggmanlives]

Boulder punching asshole?

[@Bloodfont89]

@@Gggmanlives yes, I thought it was the highlight of the fight.

[@joseywales1439]

I don't know about anyone else, but I think the prologue is one of the strongest sections of the game. It establishes a tense and downright creepy atmosphere that at least the first half of the game follows. For me it starts getting a wee bit boring in the second half and that's where I struggle replaying the most.

[@colmduggan8230]

that healing fluid is amazing though it even fixes the fabric of Ethan's jacket when he gets his arm removed

[@runningdecadeix4780]

I didn't expect to disagree with you so much. The beginning parts do, indeed, feel slow when playing through the whole thing again - same for House Beneviento. But in exchange, these parts get to be amazing during the first playthrough. And in my opinion, having strong, scary/creepy and memorable moments during the first playthrough is better than having a better and more streamlined NewGame+ experience. The first time playing a single player game is always the most important one, IMO. Plus, I don't think these sections are too bad on replay. I in fact got excited to try to go through the werewolf raid again with all my upgraded weapons; the way you play differs and it's nice. House Beneviento still manages to be creepy (the baby especially) and if you know what to do, it doesn't take too long. Finally, complaining that we only play as Chris for a short time doesn't even make sense to me. The game is about Ethan. Yes, Chris is in the cover, but the game is about Ethan and by the time you get to Chris's part that should already be very obviously clear to the player. I don't know how anyone would've expected the Chris section to last as long as an Ethan section. I also strongly disagree about this part being "bad". I actually thought it was amazing. You got to feel how powerful Chris Redfield is at that point, now that he has dealt with so many bioweapon incidents. And the whole section was really awesome - the music, the atmosphere, and even the quick pacing that shows us that we're really taking part in a military mission that has to be fast and effective. I think, in fact, that this game has the best "final part" of any RE game. RE games usually tend to get not-so-good endings. RE4 which is a masterpiece has a somewhat weak ending, especially the last fight. RE:Village ending was amazing IMO; the entire Chris sequence, the information, the boss battles, everything. I think RE:Village is a masterpiece that will be loved for years to come. So I disagree with you on a lot of these issues. I do agree, however, that the difficulty progression is flawed. In particular, the werewolf raid in the beginning is quite broken, especially on hardcore. The game should at least have told the player what to do, like, "survive until the end of the raid", anything. As it is, it is extremely brutal in an unfair and weird way, and is the hardest part in the game (especially on hardcore). That's a flaw.

[@jamesduncan6729]

But it's a game that seemingly is designed for multiple plays... Why blow their load on making a beginning section really slow and shit when you are going to have to do it multiple times?

[@thegamingwolf371]

@@jamesduncan6729 it's just new game+, all that's different is you keep your weapon upgrades from the 1st playthrough. This isn't Nier Automata where you restart the game and there is actually new content with another story and all that or an open world title where you can just explore the world and do side missions at your own pace like skyrim, metal Gear or even Dark Souls. It's a semi linear survival horror action game. Plus, when you play a single player title first impressions count a whole lot.

[@ulrickguiliman4810]

My only grip was the speed Chris was given other than that same as you man on the review

[@OmegaTKB]

I always play Hardcore on most RE games starting off, and It was a struggle with barely anything. Replaying the game with my new arsenal and getting back at the enemies was extremely satisfying. It makes sense how the tone of the game when playing as Chris switches to him just feeling almost omnipotent, this man, just like Leon has gone through hell and back in every way possible vs BOWs, and it really shows when in comparison to Ethan, even in the game you can tell, Ethan even trained struggles vs the Lycans when grabbed, meanwhile Chris literally right hooks the fuckers out of his face, as if it was annoyance more than a threat. Ethan turning out to be a mold and killing him off in this game when he just about got a personality is kind of sad, though. I admit. The ending is certainly better than most RE games, no obvious usual countdown, just a very emotional final fight to end the game, even the music. The emotion and tension in the fight is impressive, makes it feel like a dark souls boss.

[@ZigealFaust]

It's crazy cuz I played blind on hardest mode available at the start and it took me like 4 tries to figure out what to do. It seems most people just think they can shoot their way out of any game and after my first death I went searching for some kind of area flag to trigger a scene. That didnt work so I tried to survive for a longer time, saw the hammer guy, got killed and was like "progress". The final time I just avoided Hammer Guy and boom, cutscene and on to the next part.

[@tmerchead1]

I'm suprise you didn't mention how lady ds section was so short for someone who was heavly advertised and the three daughters boss fight were even shorter and bland .

[@zonyae29047]

Someone didnt watch the rest of the video 👀

[@lutherheggs451]

Weird right.....Its almost as if they only advertised the first area of the game not showing much of anything else....But then again the pathetic loser simps who were already touching themselves to a videa gaemz character, worked up her involvement in their own minds

[@The1337guy1]

@@lutherheggs451 Does evoke an even larger issue which is every character is underutilized and written like a one off, background element. Lady D and her daughters being a weak as fuck segment with an unsatisfactory conclusion is just the tip of this iceberg.

[@chillhour6155]

Ultimate bait and switch

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Personally I love House Beneviento, mostly because it scared the shit out of me lol and I liked Chris's section because it was a nice power fantasy....except for the part where that big bastard with the giant mace kept hitting me before I could scan him for the airstrikes

[@Gfors85]

flashbangs dude...

[@predetor911]

Lycans & Sonny Jims let the games begin.

[@badasstasticusbadass4908]

The fact that Chris and his crew where able to take down the entire village all by themselves... kind of puts in question the efficiency of those B.O.Ws.

[@vampyr2936]

It goes to show how much of a divide there is between a regular guy with basic training and a well experienced and highly trained SOF unit

[@Qlicky]

@@vampyr2936 That part just showed you can cram anything into a game and people will defend it if they like the game enough. I was honestly just waiting for numbers to pop out of their heads, huge "TRIPPLE KILL COMBO!!!" signs on screen, and werewolves dropping 5 guns, armor and 3 grenades a pop, in different rarity colors. Oh, and Benny Hill music.

[@AGnar0k]

I felt like it was more of a love letter to RE6 considering how insane it was.

[@hubertgizinski7962]

@@vampyr2936 Ethan moves down more enemies than Chris in RE8 i mean Ethan is special and stuff but this is dumb how Ethan can get hand sliced in cutscene but in actual gameplay u can guard and ur arms are perfectly fine at heisenberg factory section even Ethan ha so much firepower that u can kill zombies and soldats super fast(especialy if u collected all treasures u could collect and u have fully pgraded guns)

[@hubertgizinski7962]

@@Qlicky i made rant how bad is RE8 and people called me dumb etc like RE8 difficculty leab beweem normal and harcore is so huge when standart fifficulty seems super easy hardcore difficulty makes enemies bullet sponges and makes then unstunable like Lycans can take bullets to to legs from pistol and dont care at all aboyt it and u need 15 shots from pistol to drop 1 lycan or 2 pointblank shots from shotgun to kill it that lycan attack in 1st act of game is giant bs comparable to loeon skirmish in RE4 like ganados were slower and u could slow them down by shoting their legs and roundhouse kicking them

[@zachbailey5260]

"After replaying through the game three times, it made me question if I wanted to even replay it again." Um, if you replay a game three times of your own free will, the devs did their job lol. And like, a huge part of that *super long prologue* is made up of skippable cutscenes

[@Qwedgeonline]

Yeah I don’t get how he didn’t think to skip the cutscenes after the first playthrough.

[@Gggmanlives]

@@Qwedgeonline Bruh, I skipped the cutscenes it's still 20-30 minutes until you're in Lady D's castle though. Are you forgetting the unskippable fight against all the Lycans?

[@arthurdurham]

Surprised you didn't like the part with Chris, it was so satisfying and cathartic to me to go from Ethan barely scraping by to just mowing down these enemies

[@andrewp1653]

It just feels like it ruins the atmosphere a bit being able to be so overpowered before you complet the game

[@BishopNelson]

Why does everyone love lady D? She's in like 3 cutscenes, a boss battle, and just wanders in the main hall saying "there you are" every time you leave the fucking save room.

[@Ergeniz]

Thirst and simps

[@noelienoelie8425]

Mommy issues

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Finally, someone else says it!

[@arnox4554]

@@noelienoelie8425 You see the thing about our loved ones, right? Our FUCKING loved ones! They come and they blindside you every fucking time.

[@Qlicky]

Same reason people rub one off to cartoon characters, or worse, they fall in love.

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

The Time Crisis music at the beginning though. Nice touch Gman.

[@jtmgamer]

3:42 "More RE7 than RE8" honestly I'd call it a RE6 moment considering he'll batshit insane it is

[@tolvfen]

Those bigger dudes in the village, looks like Krampus

[@eliasmortimer9564]

I found this game to be honestly fantastic, I found the slow intro to be a great tension building sequence. Idfk I just absolutely enjoyed this game thru my time playing and I find it to be just as replayable as older entries. Yet again, just my thoughts.

[@grassycrab]

blame the puzzle difficultly on streamers whose skill level is "gaming journalist"

[@hubertgizinski7962]

tbh most difficult puzles was that music box if u wanted andswer wast u could just reload game to begining at look at it xd is this game 18+ or for fortnite kids? sry for my ad english tho

[@Ravendawn-oi4yq]

This series never had that difficult puzzles except for a few, Silent Hill was the one with the cool puzzles, while RE was the one with the cool guns

[@hubertgizinski7962]

@@Ravendawn-oi4yq tbh RE 1 puzles were hard when i was 8 and didnt understand english since it is not my primary language and i hated those pictures puzzle XD

[@musikalniyfanboichik]

tbh i don't like puzzles in games at all so a welcome change

[@ThisGuyAd.]

The next one better take place in Twin Peaks.

[@tgreaux5027]

Ethan Winters turned out to be the most powerful bioweapon that ever lived and hes fighting on the side of good. I think hes such a great protagonist and I hope they keep using him.

[@mfbjo6854]

The game literally ends saying "The father's story is now done". So I guess they won't

[@Rabbit-o-witz]

I wish there was a sequence where he would have taken so much damage he started to mutate

[@ZigealFaust]

@@Rabbit-o-witz Nah, then they would have been stealing stuff from RE6.

[@pulkitsharma4927]

Nah, part of his charm is his tragic end. No need to over do a complete story arc.

[@Gfors85]

Ethan who? oh, you mean the random guy from RE7? yeah being a magical mold with firearms seems like a very great idea for your main character in a survival horror game. is it survival for the enemies then? For your sakes and the ones who think like you, they should make a Ethans adventure, an action packed kids game were you can go haywire and kills lots of generic zombies, vampires , werewolves and why not throw in some mummies aswell? then you got the whole bunch without even have to design or think! supercheap!

[@konpekinogomi]

They could've just added a few lines for chris like "I'll tell it to you later" or something

[@SkacikPL]

I found it funny that they went to such extent to show and explain that Ethan got proper military training and then still made him do the quasi-hipfire ADS. They even contrasted that in RE7 where Chris in his DLC did proper ADS but now in RE8 he also does this weird pseudo aim.

[@fallouttoonlink]

The Lycans aren't like werewolves from myths. So silver bullets will hurt them as much as every other bullet

[@captainjaber5610]

Correct, RE always gives a biological explanation to its creatures.

[@tylertrotter5990]

Did anyone notice Heisinberg called Chris a " Boulder punching asshole " Lol Edit: I heard it when watching H20

[@nonenonson5547]

Never could of predicted 90% of the Internet simping over a 7 feet tall vampire lady

[@tedeek6555]

9 feet actually

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Still surprises me. I truly don't understand it. This series has had simp fuel since the 90s and its never been ran with to quite such an extent. I blame echo-chamber forums for starting that snowball in motion.

[@OpticHamster69]

9 feet 2 inches to be precise

[@tedeek6555]

@@OpticHamster69 oh shit my bad lol

[@OpticHamster69]

@@tedeek6555 🤣🤣 all good, sick profile picture by the way

[@jamezxh]

The Puzzles In RE8 Make the ones in the Uncharted series look like a Bit Coin mining Algorithm

[@ZigealFaust]

I legit beat it a week ago and still am trying to figure out "what puzzles" were in the game. There were some "take X to Z" shit but I clamor for the day we get Silent Hill 2/3 levels of puzzles with different difficulties.

[@doondoon8077]

Nice time crisis reference in the beginning

[@Wintd1]

THERE! CATCH HIM!

[@MrIdylex]

The cover art gave me an impression that Chris was going to be turning into a lycanthrope and that was going to drive the main story, to find a cure for Chris

[@Gaiot1]

Absolutely loved the game, played my first time on Hardcore, I must say, it's the best difficulty, it's incredibly balanced(aside from one little segment) I also have a sweet spot for the "Gothic" tone it has(one of the reasons I love Code Veronica). An amazing game and experience, one of the best REs so far.

[@Sumea_Saukko]

Not even close to being the best RE game

[@Gaiot1]

@@Sumea_Saukko not the best, one of the best. But hey that's on me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Sumea_Saukko]

@@Gaiot1 Its barely even a Resident Evil game.

[@ohwell7680]

@@Sumea_Saukko actually it's very close to being a resident evil game resident evil changes it up every game and you only really got zombies in three of the entries it was time to change something secondly if you notice Capcom makes a new fan base every time they make one of these games because, they'll be some that like the third person aspect and then the first person aspect and then the old heads like the original play style . The old heads like anything that was cool in their time and that changes over time. But real resident evil fans like it either way because we've read the mangas and comics and all the movies and we understand how the universe works.

[@Trollensky]

@@Sumea_Saukko Dude just shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things.

[@GodFaThEr09877]

The entire village being completely barren during the gameplay other than at certain points (getting the Jack from the drawer and Lycans randomly just chilling on the rooftop’s waiting for you to walk back out) and the Village version of zombies spawning in after you kill the doll as you back track to village’s equivalent of Crash Bandicoot’s level select area was such a waste as they could’ve had at least different scripted encounters along the way as you went to a new area to keep you on your toes. Half the game is Ethan literally prancing to each major location

[@riotrey]

Also Ethan having octopus arms is just strange to me. Switch weapons a bunch, you can see a couple of frames where it looks like he has 8 arms.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Considering (Spoilers) Ethan is apparently mold-forming his own clothes, I guess it wouldn't be so strange if he was a moldy octopus man as well. Still unsure if the thing people base this assumption on is legit or just an oversight by the developers.

[@riotrey]

@@12ealDealOfficial yeah I can see that. But you would think Mia would have been like "so the octopus arms are great for sex and all but uhh... we need to talk about that"

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@riotrey Lol apparently Mia had been replaced by the antagonist of Village at some point, so Rose isn't the real Mia's baby. I guess Miranda loved her some mold man pp.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@Spantzcatdog Really? When did Miranda replace Mia? I always thought it was after Ethan was "killed" but before he's rescued by Chris in 7.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@Spantzcatdog I wonder about that. Ethan never seemed phased by her weirdly negative, kinda harsh attitude in 8. I interpreted Mia's reluctance about wanting to talk about the events of 7 because Miranda legit didn't actually know anything. But then again, Mia knows about Rose, implying she was the one who had the baby. This begs the question though: did Ethan ever sleep with Miranda as Mia? That's some Face/Off level stuff.

[@CanIGetANumber2]

Calling the Chris portion terrible was a bold choice. It was refreshing to go balls out for a few minutes.

[@wheelman1324]

I miss Roger Craig Smith as Chris.

[@Ava6581]

Roger is just a voice actor and from looking at his credits shows he does not do performance capture which has become the industry standard for most games.

[@wheelman1324]

@@Ava6581 Having a consistent voice actor for the same character establishes a sense of familiarity. Chris showed up at the end of Resident Evil 7 with a different voice and a blue Umbrella logo on his helicopter. The concept of what Blue Umbrella was had yet to be explained so I that that Chris was an imposter. Chris did a lot of things that, at first, seemed unusual for him. If Roger Craig Smith did the familiar voice it would make the actions of Chris seem even more jarring

[@iattacku2773]

The shit on your bed analogy is gold

[@thesyndrome43]

finished the game last night, and I think this is pretty spot on for most things, especially in regards to the pacing (and the weird as fuck Chris shooting section right near the end, complete with enemies that will respawn forever unless you cross a certain trigger location)). it IS a good game, but it's got some serious flaws that stop it from being truly amazing

[@GhostStorm1995]

The chris section has laser designator for one of his squad mates and the guy shouts at you about having to reload if you try to designate the location too soon. it's not an air strike. That being said the chris section is still weird to me. BSAA are using bio weapons and chris is full on working with Blue Umbrella. I know in "not a hero" he joins up with Blue Umbrella as a BSAA member to hunt down Lucas Baker. There is dialog where Chris says he doesn't trust blue umbrella and wants to know what they're up to. But it feels like they either forgot or straight up drop that plot line for RE Village. I feel like "IF" they do make dlc for Village they need to do some explaining what the hell Chris is doing. Because at this point i'm not sure this is the same Chris Redfield from the previous RE games.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Apparently this is the same Chris that was in RE5, judging from the Africa comment while he's with the squad. One other thing to remember is who the writers are. I think the lead writer is the Spec Ops: The Line guy; that game had some mind altering shenanigans in it. It was a huge red flag when Chris's healing items in the inventory are Umbrella labelled syringes closer to narcotics than, say, a first aid spray, a bottle of alcohol, or an herb. I think Chris will be a super soldier clone or brainwashed. The brainwashing thing would make sense given the note in RE2:R where Claire mentions that Chris is acting/ behaving nothing like her brother in that message he left for STARS.

[@GhostStorm1995]

I think there was a story in another media some time in the early 2000's (it is kinda fuzzy for me but i think it was a comic book) Right after the events of RE 1 Chris leaves a note for Claire to not get her involved, while he hunts down other umbrella sites to collect evidence and take them down for good. They would have to had done the clone/brainwashing after the events of 6 or 7. But i'm not sure if they consider the comic canon tho. The whole story line for RE games is spaghetti to me. I'm gonna have to do some fact checking after this. Edit: i checked the wiki for the letter and Chris and pretty much what i said minus the whole comic book thing... (i don't know why i remember there being a comic book)

[@Gruntvc]

@12ealDeal, Different Western writer for RE Village. That writer did Dead Space 1 dude... I do like that this Chris actually looks like RE5 Chris, but man do I miss Roger Craig Smith. Hoping for the clone or brain wash twist lol. This isn't RE5 Chris, even if they make boulder punching jokes.

[@AliG200]

I mean, it seemed to me that he's not really working for anyone in RE8. He basically takes control of the BSAA's Hound Wolf squad, and goes rogue with them. Whether he does that solely just to hunt down Miranda, or whether it was due to him losing faith in the BSAA, or even something entirely different. We just don't know yet. I'm personally intrigued by the whole BSAA using BOWs are soldiers, since they've mostly been portrayed as a good organization prior to RE8, so seeing them go as far as to use their own BOWs to fight other BOWs, well, I sure want to see why.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@AliG200 His stuff being Umbrella branded is a big red flag that the writer's have something planned for him. They made that font extra big on his healing items.

[@bloodydragon]

From what someone pointed out, when you explore the additional area in the Mordau section you see a pile of horses that were killed off earlier on, could be why they dont chase you on horses which wouldve been cool too.

[@dud5606]

Ethan: *kills the entire baker family and a BOW superweapon Eve without military training and with some scrappy guns he found laying around. Then afterwards kills 3 powerful lords of Mother Miranda and hordes of lycans and giants all by himself* Chris: GOD DAMN CIVILIANS GETTING IN THE WAY!

[@Shadowfire204]

When it comes to replayability, I found it fairly easy to get into again and again. Skipping cutscenes definitely helps although there are two, maybe three annoying ones that are unskippable. As for Beneviento, it's a lot like that room in Lucas's section in Re7 where of you memorize things and write things down, you can get through it ten times faster and straight up skip parts

[@mirrorblade6268]

Gman, i like when you use game dialogue to reinforce your jokes but this time you overdid it. Still great critique on gameplay vs cinematic dissonance and in general.

[@Qwedgeonline]

Gman’s “thing” is that he replays the same voiceline multiple times and it’s definitely overdone in this video.

[@Gggmanlives]

@@Qwedgeonline Aight.

[@Daniel6254]

who tf wants hard puzzles? the puzzles in resident evil zero were hell on earth. I loved them in 8 in comparison. The Chris part was a breath of fresh air, too. It felt so good to blast trough the zombies after struggling the whole time with ammunition

[@ostrichlord9097]

Lady D being the most memorable villain in the series? Bruh, Heisenberg had leagues more personality, having his own motivations, being persuasive with Ethan, and being more than a single-minded murderous villain. Lady D's entire character is "muh daughters " and "muh blood"

[@ally3417]

She does not even look really beautiful, like come the fuck on, people like these make me wanna go back to monke.

[@victora.1329]

To me it wasn't just about her (and her cake) but also the environment and lore crammed into her section. It really was awesome fighting and exploring a vampire castle. The elegant/creepy setting really helps to complement her as a character. That's what I think make her so memorable to a lot of people

[@laszlozsurka8991]

I agree. Heisenberg is definitely the best lord.

[@saintjamesent.866]

The torch lighting can be moved with your face

[@dean7824]

I know a lot of people are going to disagree with me on this, but having Ethan as a protagonist as opposed to playing as the original characters was refreshing. If CAPCOM still wants to continue pushing the franchise back to it's horror roots I personally think it's best that they keep making the main protagonist be an inexperienced survivor as opposed to using the original characters, who at this point are experienced badasses that are generally unfazed by the new BOWs they encounter. Chris's section pretty much shows a more realistic outcome when one of the more experienced protagonist of the franchise decides to take action against the BOWs, he comes fully equipped with weaponry and even has an paramilitary force to back him up, it's a far-cry from RE1 when he entered the mansion with nothing more than a handgun and he was thrown into an event that was completely out of his depth. I'm not saying CAPCOM should forget about the OG characters entirely, but I do find it difficult to think about how they could achieve a horror-like atmosphere when you are playing as a well-known badass with years of experience under their belts that do impressive feats that are borderline super-human at this point.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

First, nice avatar (PoUr Me A dRiNk, BaRtEnDeR.) Second, it pains me to say this, but I agree. I just don't happen to like the character billed as the protagonist of the next game, who is supposed to be some kind of telepath/ teen superhero type. The only way I see Resident Evil becoming scary again is if it continues becoming "sim-ier." Capcom has already shown some cool attention to detail with the firearms in their games, what with the mag retention, press checks, reloading animations, and so on, but these are still games where zombie bites and wounds don't matter all that much, and ammunition is plentiful. The series should retain combat, focus more on exploration and puzzle solving, but make a smaller amount of enemy encounters matter more, with less ammo laying around, and absolutely no in-game economy. As Mikami said when directing the RE1: Remake, "Everything should be done for making the game more realistic." Maybe a bigger focus on atmospheric enemy sounds, more non-humanoid enemies (and only one or two humanoid enemies), and some even more realistic shooting mechanics (checking mag capacity manually, like in Condemned, etc).

[@ET-Gamer]

Honestly I really liked Moreau and Donna's sections, Donna's was basically PT and Moreau's whole area felt just like the Catfish section in Metro Exodus.

[@ZigealFaust]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that realized her zone was PT. Once I saw "Da Baby" it was no longer a comparison, it was clear as fuck fact.

[@emaheiwa8174]

Review the '99 FPS Redline please

[@ZigealFaust]

About your silver bullets complaint: A file specificaly says the Wolfsbane gun was made to kill the big Lycans so it goes on good logic to assume even if the ammo isnt actual silver, it's def their "silver bullets".

[@joshuaknox2724]

everyone talks about lady D but i want to know more about heisenberg and his magneto powers O.O his death was so stupid, he's actually more of a threat with his hammer and magnet powers instead of just turning himself into a junk monster, plot demanded a silly death

[@andrewsutton1858]

I'm sorry but you can skip all the cutscenes plus it's really not as long as re 7 intro was.

[@SylphidUndine]

i've never played RE village, yet i don't regret watching this first.

[@mickymi9]

Did you know the actor from re3:re is the voice actor for Chris Redfield in re8

[@austinskywalker92]

I enjoy my time with the game, love it too but I won't lie, on repeated playthroughs, the beginning and the doll house sections do drag on. Lady D is gonna be up there as one of the best RE villains right alongside Heisenberg. That man deserves a spot too, he's just entertaining to listen too and watch. I can't wait to see in the next few years what RE9 brings to us. The RE4 vibes are real here too, which brought a smile to my face.

[@RumpelstilskinVonRut]

I actually really liked the Chris segment... For me it was a deviation from the part where you get the biggest weapon in every Resi Game, like the rocket launcher or the minigun, and you get to shoot it more then just once. Good Stuff!

[@MrNegima10]

2 things. 1) i really liked the second area and boss fight after lady D. It had a very outlast vibe to it and changed the pacing which i enjoyed, but i understand why others may not like it. 2) while chris's section was flawed, i saw it more like a reward for the player. Like "hey we know you have been scrounging up and saving ammo, go nuts for 20 min with an assault rifle." I will say the biggest issue for me is the pacing. Heisenbergs area felt like a bit of an exposition dump. Like they were making the game and realized they had forgotten to keep telling the story and just crammed it all in towards the end. Still overall i loved the gameplay and the story and im looking forward to more.

[@jetstream_jimbo]

I was legit going to make a video, being a huge Resident Evil fan but I couldn't put into words how more perfectly you explain it. Literally it was like you read my mind

[@thepickles8833]

Thank you GGGman... Thank you for shitting on my bed.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

What?

[@yusukeelric]

I understand Chris reason for not telling Ethan, it's still stupid. For me Chris is used to have anyone who goes with him die. Pierce is the most known, But Chris loses party members so often it's almost comedical. This is why he keeps his unit safe while he does the heavy lifiting, he just does't want more people to die on him, pretty much accepted his super hero boulder punching status. So he knew that if he told Ethan he would go with him wether he wanted it or not. But ... dude. Ethan slaughtered a family of BOWS to get his now wife back. He's willing to destroy an entire village if that gets him to Rose and again, his wife.. Also im pretty sure ethan wouldn't have died if Chris worked things out with him instead of keeping him in the dark, More when his wife is back in danger. I understand why chris choice was stupid, I still think it's stupid.

[@a.k8185]

I didnt like how Chris practically never bothered to mention that Mia wasnt the real Mia, who he shot.

[@Wayward_Warlock]

Here's something I'm surprised you didn't pick at that I haven't seen anyone yet point out. Leonardo (or whatever Elena's grumpy dad's name is) merely got scratched by a lycan and turned within presumably a few hours. I thought the lycans were made by implanting cadou parasites? It's mentioned in journals left by Moreau and Miranda how they create them or how unsuccessful vessels often become lycans. But are they infectious? Obviously Ethan can't be infected because he's made of the stuff that mutates them in the first place, but I don't know where else it gets established that lycans can turn other people without a cadou.

[@octaviosilva5808]

Ngl, Lady D made me buy this game 😂

[@arzkaful1]

:DD

[@ADukesJustice]

I really thought Elena was going to play some bigger part in the game. The initial trailers would make you think she would be in the game longer than 10 minutes lol

[@ThePaintballerforlif]

They kinda did the same with Mendez in re4.

[@leonkennedy8932]

maybe some dlc

[@benheaton9879]

She's voiced by the person who did Jill in RE3, so I'm surprised she didn't have a bigger role. Maybe a daughters-style DLC about her, or maybe just cut content

[@leonkennedy8932]

@@benheaton9879 I remember the first trailers where they showed more, they will surely announce something ... I hope. some will be prequel example the lords and the people of the village, sequel I don't know chris or ada ... maybe ethan who survived thanks to the duke .... we'll see.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

@@benheaton9879 I knew she sounded familiar

[@Drako1777]

I see Chris’s stupidity in this game as a consequence of his guilt complex he developed post-RE5 that he has never actually dealt with. Chris is having a little self contained crisis in the background of 8’s story, the problem is...it’s in the background. It’s never properly convaid in the narrative, so it struggles to make Chris actions feel properly motivated. This will be a long read, but let me explain. Constantly watching innocent people murdered by horrible nightmare-fueled abominations, Chris begins to distance himself from people. RE6 was a dramatic example of this, but it still shows how he began to cope with these events. But after RE7, he is personally put in charge of the protection of the Winters, and the Winters even trust in him enough to keep them and their newborn child safe. This is a position Chris is normally never in, and he starts to grow a little attached...but that guilt complex has still never been dealt with. Once Chris realized that he had failed to protect the Winters and that they were all in grave danger by yet another nightmare fueled abomination, he goes completely nuclear to try and make things right. He took everything into his own hands, to the point that he and his squad went completely rogue in their rescue operation as evidence by the letter Zoe receives in the mail. The whole game, what we’re seeing is Chris repeatedly try and keep the Winter’s (Ethan) “safe”, while remaining emotionally distant enough to get the job done, even when it no longer makes sense for him to keep up that angle anymore, because it’s all Chris really knows how to do. We only see that mental wall finally crack when Ethan proves himself to Chris in Heisenberg’s factory, an then finally tumble when he’s failing to save a dying Ethan at the end of the game. Which, by the way, is probably about as worst-case-scenario as it could have gotten for Chris. The only way it things could have gone worse is if he had failed to save Mia and Rose, as well. So I think it’s safe to assume that Chris probably won’t be in the best headspace when RE10 eventually rolls around. So, does Chris go so overboard that you have to suspend your disbelief? Yeah, a bit. But does his actions still come believable place? Yes, I think so. Seriously, play the game again with this is mind and you might see things differently. Again, I think the real problem is that none of this is actually shown in a proper narrative spotlight since we’re glued to Ethan’s perspective (most of the time). And that is the real shame here. It does Chris dirty.

[@jamesduncan6729]

"convaid" It's "conveyed"

[@vandagylon2885]

Please

[@Its_PizzaTime]

I really wish there was an option to skip all the way to where you first enter the main hub area, or even the first time you meet the Duke before the castle. Maybe have it disable time based trophies. Or maybe, have it only be available for NG+, and it adds the amount of time it took you to get there on the previous run to the timer.

[@StayCalm0]

You forgot the stupid "twist" that Ethan can't die. As soon as the lycans bit his fingers off in the start I thought about how in RE7 Ethan was revealed to be a fungus boy becaus the megamycete exposure. His hand gets cut off at the start of RE7 and he just slaps it back on, so WHY DOESN'T HE REMEMBER THIS? He acts so surprised when evaline shows up to tell him but if I can remember it as a player, he should remember it since it was part of his life :V

[@zingbanana]

it's a weird thing because i never got my leg chopped by jack in RE7, but then and there the game tells you "hey, you're just like this eveil guys" and so whenever something outlandish happened to ethan in 8 i just went "whatever, he'll just first aid it back" and that was that

[@zingbanana]

also the fact that they gave the vaccine to mia and BSAA did tests on rose but nobody touched ethan and told him "hey you're 100% fungus"

[@StayCalm0]

@@zingbanana yeah it was like the people writing 8 never even heard of 7 lmao. When his hand got cut off by Dimetrescu I just thought oh he'll dump the magic water on it and be good. So sloppy

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

Reason why Ethan uses firearms much better in that sense, is because as it was written, or told, that Chris trained him and Mia in combat for self defense. Those puzzles, it took me for a while to find the last bell or two, the one on the chandelier and outside of the window. I think it could be called a "puzzle", but in that sense, since it is not a puzzle, but it definitely made you look for the bells for a bit. FOV feels pretty okey to me, unlike some other games where it feels zoomed it so hard, but here it is pretty much good and I have no issues, since I didn't even noticed it, meaning there was no issues for me.

[@mariusj6004]

I've beat the game on VoS and can confirm, that you CAN dodge every megamycete's guardian attack 18:00

[@Gggmanlives]

I dodged a few, not many.

[@mariusj6004]

@@Gggmanlives Yeah some of those dodges I found out by trial and error, most notably his swing and a heavy follow up. By the way, never do a VoS and use less than 4 meds run. It was a mistake...

[@digontozahid]

The only people who will be bored by the opening are people with short attention span.....the opening is fine....

[@Gggmanlives]

For the first couple times, yeah.

[@squindigglyjigglybop1300]

i'm genuinely curious what accent causes one to pronounce urinal as "ureyenal"

[@altusshow7574]

I got so hyped for your resident evil 4 VR comment....but now I'm disappointed it's only on QuestBook.

[@5deadspace]

The piano puzzle is one of the saddest things I've ever experienced. We've gone from the piano in Silent Hill to that.

[@5deadspace]

@Cheek Chaser you don't know the answer and need to figure it out. What is that if not a puzzle.

[@southpaw117]

@@5deadspace It's as much of a puzzle as figuring out which corner of the frozen dinner is the one you peel back before heating.

[@DocDarkAngelo]

And the scene from RE Vendetta you show is not even the worst part of this fight between the bad guy and the boulder punching asshole.

[@hubertgizinski7962]

not mention that in vendetta Leon kills bunch of civilians xd

[@nicholascauton9648]

I actually enjoyed playing as Chris Redfield after being away from the legacy cast for so long. The only thing I hated about it: IT’S TOO DAMN SHORT.

[@jarrahkillingback7525]

The segment in Village with Chris reminds me of Mike helping out Leon in Resident Evil 4. That section gave you shit tonnes of ammo and meds plus the pure joy of watching Ganados eat dirt. Its great cause both ways, you might have been struggling and its good to have a power shift. That's just me.

[@johncracker5217]

The puzzle where you had to shoot the bells pissed me off because because the “puzzle” was just that there’s a barely visible bell.

[@determination2429]

I genuinely loved that Time Crisis reference at the beginning of the video.

[@mh287]

15:54 that "well shiet" is literally the reason i subscribed.

[@Hegilian]

I was all set to buy this game having skipped RE7, because it looked like they were really using RE4 as the inspiration for this one. The one gameplay aspect from RE4 that I was hoping would be there, was sorely missing however. RE4 is considered the best overall game in the series, and one of the best games of all time, in no small part to having an extremely well balanced "hit stun into melee" combat system. It's not over done like in RE5 and RE6, or too difficult to strategize like in RE:R. RE4 got it just right. Stun them in the head, get a weaker area attack. Stun them in the knee, get a stronger attack on a single enemy. It's basically a simple and well thought gameplay math equation. Without this system, RE4 becomes a much more redundant 3rd person shoot bang. Just try playing RE4 without new game+ weapons, and not ever using the context sensitive melee system. It's not even the same game. This is the gameplay element that I was sure REVILL would resurrect from RE4. Sadly all we got was a block and push mechanic to set up more accurate gunshots. What's weird is that all of the enemies seem to have a stun animation, when shooting their critical areas enough, where you could go in for a melee attack. But instead you have to manually use your knife for weak damage. Everything else, which is required to make a worthy RE4 spiritual successor, seems to be here, except the mechanic that made RE4 addicting and ground breaking. It's looks like a great game, but it could have been one of the best ever made with that simple gameplay addition.

[@NJBoden]

“You’ve got to shoot these braziers to light them up what a joke!” Me- Walks into them using Ethan’s face to push the flame around.

[@movieswithgabe]

I completely disagree about the slowness of the prologue. For a first time play through, it does a great job of starting the story. On repeat play throughs(when you know what you’re doing), that 30-40 minutes of slowness can be completed in 10-15

[@mooman9087]

was expecting the usual bullshit that comes with "everything wrong with" videos but this was really good, good job bro

[@battlefieldnerd1002]

Does anyone noticed that the background in the first couple of seconds is a MIDI version of the "Time Crisis" main theme? #BRINGBACKWILDDOG

[@mattaobingham9524]

This game felt like a first person version of re4

[@tysmosisjones]

Damn, never in my whole playthrough, did I shoot the braziers. I was so frugal with my ammo, I spent up to maybe even 15 minutes whacking these damn things. The worst was the secret Lady D statue room. I just had to run at the braziers and have them whack into each other , then get the zombie assholes to run into the fire, themselves. Other than that, by far the most annoying things to me, on a first run, was the sections where fish face could eat you instantly, with a single misstep on those pathetic bridge sections and the factory ball puzzle made me say out loud to myself, "This was $65." Awesome game beyond that.