Godling: Noooooo you can't do over 200 damage to me in a single turn I'm a final boss! Percy: Haha Bad News go brrrrrrrr
@HBCrigs3 жыл бұрын
In older versions I think you go into shock and fall unconscious if you take that much damage at once
@jarrod31963 жыл бұрын
@@HBCrigs they have that in 5e they call it system shock it’s an optional rule in the DMG
@Taneth3 жыл бұрын
@@HBCrigs There's also an optional rule in Pathfinder called Massive Damage: if you do more than 50 damage that is also more than half max HP, they have to make a DC 15 Fort save or just die.
@lorrosdorborin47902 жыл бұрын
"You can't just do over 200 damage to the final boss in a single turn!" *proceeds to do over 200 damage to the final boss in a single turn*
@samcase93282 жыл бұрын
I have a better one than that. Godling: Nooooo, you can’t do over 200 damage to me in a single turn! I’m a final boss! Percy: I’m afraid I have *Bad News* for you…
@AaronBoBaron_5 жыл бұрын
"Keyleth and Bertrand, you're on deck." "Are they?" So sly. Taliesin is forever a mood.
@suitguy9694 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@AaronBoBaron_4 жыл бұрын
@@suitguy969 2:33 for Matt telling them they're on deck. Taliesin pauses for a moment before replying at 2:36.
@phyose47935 жыл бұрын
The group is playing D&D. Meanwhile, Taliesin is playing warhammer with how many d6's he's rolling
@SirFluffy1005 жыл бұрын
2e Shadowrun?
@grayfulbester5 жыл бұрын
@@RoxyGotMoxy. i need to start playing shadow run
@fdajax51075 жыл бұрын
Twinlinked hurricane bolters and a storm lord for extra measure
@RabidDogma5 жыл бұрын
@@grayfulbester Dude. DUDE. For raw badassery and cyberpunk insanity, there is NOTHING better than Shadowrun 2E.
@nathanjohnson18535 жыл бұрын
Just your every day, bog standard Astra Militarum shooting phase
@h0lly_blue5 жыл бұрын
3:00 *Laura:* that's my D&D husband *Travis:* that's my wife's D&D husband
@NosferatuWickedTTRPG4 жыл бұрын
True love
@bloooddmooonn4 жыл бұрын
I just love that Travis is the biggest shipper for the couple out there
@tychogoedhart2864 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the fact that my Tiefling charcater in my own campaign is about to marry and have a family with another player's PC, and that player is in a relationship with someone who doesn't even play d&d with us XD
@TheLastMungebender3 жыл бұрын
@@tychogoedhart286 this just sounds like you're weirdly proud of "wooing" someone else's girlfriend without him knowing but in reality you're just playing a game and she goes home and blows her boyfriend anyway
@tychogoedhart2863 жыл бұрын
@@TheLastMungebender oh he knows, she's my best friend, and he's mentioned he kinda wants an irl threesome, he just has too much college stuff and work stuff for it atm
@jackdog065 жыл бұрын
“49” Wow, that’s a lot of damage from a single attack. Nice one, Percy. “49 x 2” OH CHRIST
@challenge7334 жыл бұрын
+6 from his dex....and half of the total on the creatures next turn.......insert flex tape meme here
@boonraksaboonparn49884 жыл бұрын
challenge733 well that’s a lot of damage! you’re welcome
@palladin13374 жыл бұрын
@@challenge733 I don't think there's enough flex tape for what Percy did in that fight.
@philswiftdestroyerofworlds19884 жыл бұрын
@@boonraksaboonparn4988 No you're welcome ;)
@lucienreles23214 жыл бұрын
I do kinda disagree with Matt’s method of Crits. In my party we roll the damage die twice on crit, doubling the potential damage, rather than the actual damage. My DM is considering taking a medium between the two, roll your damage die once, and then add the maximum that dice can do in addition. So if your damage die is a d10, you get 10 damage + whatever you rolled
@thenevermoreking88245 жыл бұрын
"I have no modifier for Bad News" Matt: *freezes for a second thinking "Did he not add it the entire VM campaign?!" before proceeding as normal*
@MollymaukT4 жыл бұрын
3:20 you can see his brain snapping
@alexv33574 жыл бұрын
He made hundreds of attacks throughout the campaign, adding his Dex modifier to damage he probably should have dealt like 1500+ more points than he already did, which is about a whole extra Vecna worth of hitpoints
@EEVEEwolf14 жыл бұрын
@@alexv3357 i love your unit of measurement, makes my top ten favorite messurements
@cifire39124 жыл бұрын
@@psyberian well, level 20 characters are basiclly semi gods/demi gods. that means they are going to be fekin strong.
@NinjaDeathSlap4 жыл бұрын
It only makes the No Mercy Percy meme better to know that he was, in fact, nerfing himself the whole time.
@KristenWood3174 жыл бұрын
Percy wasn’t exactly ‘The Boogeyman'. He is the one you sent to kill the f***in' boogeyman.
@jessicazimmer89103 жыл бұрын
I had this same thought. Glad I'm not the only one. :)
@Tavish_Studios2 жыл бұрын
oh
@sarahgilliss3503 Жыл бұрын
John Wick reference! Nice!
@JnEricsonx Жыл бұрын
And nobody's hurting his dog...uh...bear...Trinket? Vex and Vax would remove you from reality first.
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will.
@theunwelcome5 жыл бұрын
"Dear Gods, who WAS that one-and-a-half-armed man?!?" would be a hilarious t-shirt
@Quadraxis5 жыл бұрын
Didn't really get that reference. Did he lose a hand or something?
@zebraknight15 жыл бұрын
Earlier in the show, Percy got his arm torn off by bugbears who came out of nowhere. Its a reference to a joke that was said at the end of the first campaign
@OriginalCreatorSama5 жыл бұрын
As someone with a paralyzed left arm, I would happily wear the shit out of that shirt!!! EDIT: Can i just add that, on a rewatch, i LOVE that Taliesin replied to that line by essentially kissing the middle finger of the tiny arm and using it to flip Liam off?? xD
@CarolinaMouse Жыл бұрын
LOL that was what Vax was saying from the other side while watching it.
@xonolia56614 жыл бұрын
I like to think all of Liam’s commentary is Vax watching and eating popcorn from beyond the divine gate and rooting for his family
@jessicazimmer89103 жыл бұрын
THIS. It's now my headcanon.
@elizabethkblanco46203 жыл бұрын
It is canon! It’s canon!
@Ailieorz3 жыл бұрын
It's like the necklace, just sitting there with the VIP view
@aronnemcsik3 жыл бұрын
and making comments to the Raven Queen about how percy fucked up that god...
@Kara993 жыл бұрын
Someone animate this!
@mistamemewide4 жыл бұрын
Percy in the Campaign is basically the definition of: *_loads guns_* “Fuck around and Find Out.”
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
Percy: "I learned this in a little place called... 'Nam"
@aniviod29047 ай бұрын
@@thomasnolastname8734 fortunate son blasting on the background
@gastoncastrovivoda52115 жыл бұрын
That's enough damage to kill Lady or Lord Briarwood in a single turn...
@CJ-st1um5 жыл бұрын
Correction: AND
@Kian303982 жыл бұрын
Those bitches come back like they're Son Goku you gotta be ready.
@20495712 жыл бұрын
Orthax: I taught that fleshsack well.
@maddoxio Жыл бұрын
@@2049571 I RAISED THAT BOY
@2049571 Жыл бұрын
@@maddoxio Same energy on that comment
@battyrae13985 жыл бұрын
and that is the night the de rolo twins were conceived
@BisexualWrath5 жыл бұрын
Canon
@nadavga5 жыл бұрын
Just Vesper
@literatouristin3 жыл бұрын
@@nadavga maybe Vesper ate her twin in the womb.
@20495712 жыл бұрын
5 shots, 5 kids. No one man should have this much power.
@hollykm2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@radlee01232 жыл бұрын
He's been playing the whole campaign without using the dexterity modifier. Oh God.
@WexMajor82 Жыл бұрын
No he's not. He forgot he had to add it because there was a hiatus in between the end of the campaign and this one shot.
@DetectiveLance5 жыл бұрын
Everyone else is playing DnD. Percy is playing "you die now"
@plgrn8r6833 жыл бұрын
Empyrean: 'Oh, fuck, that's an anti-godling rifle..... OH, FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-GODLING RIFLE!' Percy: 'Bitches. Love. CANNONS.' Vex: *swoons*
@amaranthuscaudatus27863 жыл бұрын
YES HELLSING ABRIGED
@repulser932 жыл бұрын
Appropriate, given Taliesin was actually the voice director for Hellsing’s dub.
@edwineloyperezastudillo1352 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of culture as well.
@Urzaknight2 жыл бұрын
mic drop facts
@S4murai_Screwed2 ай бұрын
*YYES!! THIS IS HELLSING ABRIDGED REFERENCE!!*
@barrythebarebearbarbarianw56675 жыл бұрын
Anyone else amazed by the thought that no mercy percy might not have ever used his Dex for any damage hes done with bad news in the voxmachina campaign
@RikuVA5 жыл бұрын
BarryTheBareBearBarbarian WhoWasRaisedbyBears _Dude, the thought of that actually makes him horrifying_
@yargolocus48535 жыл бұрын
@@RikuVA And Bad News was the go-to weapon of his. With 22 DEX...
@jpumbaa15 жыл бұрын
I caught that, too. There might have been a little bit of pee coming out of me.
@christinefarrell64385 жыл бұрын
I actually think he just forgot for the one shot. I remember him rolling 30 damage w/ no hex addition, which would be max. 2d12 plus 6. Against a horse. A very dead horse.
@thenosieyartist69245 жыл бұрын
...oh my god
@CherriPicking5 жыл бұрын
jesus, percy did *249 damage* in that single round. 249.
@madmanwithaplan18265 жыл бұрын
still not the most though grog did 280 in one round and thats with half the attacks percy used only 3. HAIL THE BARBARIAN!
@jaredmorissette32085 жыл бұрын
@@madmanwithaplan1826 what episode was that?
@hawkeyegough85865 жыл бұрын
Wouldve been enough to kill keyleth during the battle royale I believe
@madmanwithaplan18265 жыл бұрын
@@jaredmorissette3208 the one shot battle Royale without vax in it. It's around the 1 hour mark maybe 1 hour 3 minutes.
@dark3rthanshadows5 жыл бұрын
i mean leve 25, Grog does that
@r34p3r19922 жыл бұрын
"Percy, Percy, show them some mercy!" Percy: I am, by murdering them
@Anonymous_Individual2 жыл бұрын
That quote gives off, “I don’t think that cigarette…CHK-CHK, could handle me,” vibes.
@magiv4205 Жыл бұрын
"I am, they won't suffer for long."
@Jchmcom Жыл бұрын
"I am. It's called a coup de grâce"
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
"This is me showing mercy. I'm killing them, that way they won't see what I'm about to do to their boss"
@WadeWilsonKPop5 жыл бұрын
I am a firm believer that the "special effects" when Taliesin was "mime-firing" that gun were not special effects at all.
@RAID3N_20135 жыл бұрын
Well, he is over 4000 years old.
@snormax76915 жыл бұрын
@@RAID3N_2013 wasn't the event his 487th?
@knotadoctor14555 жыл бұрын
Get out of here Deadpool
@dittmar1045 жыл бұрын
@@snormax7691 must have been born on a leap year
@SgtSplatter7825 жыл бұрын
@@dittmar104 Hell he's so old he probably doesn't remember his actual age, he just pulls out a random number every few decades just to keep things fresh.
@imkabochan4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this and at some point Matt said something like "creature x goes for Percy, because he seems the weakest" and Taliesin just made that "oh, really?" face. It was very satisfying seeing this happen afterwards.
@Blackestrose Жыл бұрын
MATT: This one's gonna move up towards Percival. TALIESIN: Yep. MATT: Going after the weakest links in this element here. (audience groaning) ( edit ) here's the moment aswell. kzbin.info/www/bejne/npqYoXh-qJxpiqc
@musclecat1005 Жыл бұрын
Immediately followed by Matt rolling double threes to hit
@Baileyduncan992 жыл бұрын
“I have no modifier for bad news” Matt: *RECORD SCRATCH* goes back to normal!!
@SharkyShocker5 жыл бұрын
Only Pandemonium, the plane of insanity, could bring No Mercy Percy back from the place it's been tucked away all the time.
@mattbriddell92465 жыл бұрын
I think he's earned the Snitch back after that performance.
@qrowacheron2305 жыл бұрын
@@mattbriddell9246 too bad it was stolen from Mercer
@SomeKindaSpy5 жыл бұрын
@@qrowacheron230 That's awful. D:
@raonair5 жыл бұрын
@@qrowacheron230 Wait, for real?
@qrowacheron2305 жыл бұрын
@@raonair yeah, they talked about it a few times on talks machina. Right out of his car I think. That snitch is out in the wild somewhere
@HG-mj9ow4 жыл бұрын
An adult gold dragon has 256 hit points Percy did 249 damage in one round What the fuck, he almost could have one shot an ADULT GOLD DRAGON
@JesusKid10002 жыл бұрын
Some DMs will rule that a target taking more than half their full HP in damage in a single attack means they have to roll a Fortitude save to avoid dying of shock.
@demodemon8940 Жыл бұрын
A stubbed toe would've killed that thing at that point lmao
@theoledicktwist6247 Жыл бұрын
@@JesusKid1000fortitude is Pathfinder, and the massive damage usually is just a stun
@JesusKid1000 Жыл бұрын
Mb, got turned about on what system it was.@@theoledicktwist6247
@Blandy852110 ай бұрын
At that point, anything with self preservation would say fuck this and leave
@gamebrainjagras41935 жыл бұрын
Percy spoke softly and carried a BIG stick called “BAD NEWS!”
@KumaoftheForest4 жыл бұрын
Percy and the Bad News,
@thomasnolastname8734 Жыл бұрын
There's a joke here about Percy's big stick, and a certain half-elf I'm not gonna tell it, y'all can work it out
@blackheartthedarklord64282 ай бұрын
Because nothing travels faster than BAD NEWS.
@Dragonpit2 жыл бұрын
Sam: Percy, Percy, show them some mercy! Taliesen: I'm killing them as quickly as I can! It's not like I'm TRYING to make them suffer!
@FrickinShark5 жыл бұрын
This becomes far more impressive to think about when you realize he executed the entire stream of actions, including moving, shooting 4 or 5 times with an old fashion rifle (at most a lever action or bolt action) hitting every time, reloading, and ducking back down to hide, over the course of six seconds, the official time it takes for one round of combat. To summarize, he dealt enough damage to kill 62 commoners, 2 stone giants, or an adult gold dragon in all of six seconds. Now consider he should have done more damage this turn since he wasn’t adding his dex modifier to the first few attacks.
@mocon74 жыл бұрын
Sharpe: Fires three times a minute in any weather. Percy: that’s cute.
@tripatomz34414 жыл бұрын
He did a action surge so wouldnt that be 12 sec. Still impressive tho.
@thethirdsicily48024 жыл бұрын
@@tripatomz3441 I don't think so, because action surge allows the extra action but there's nothing saying it makes you take a second turn, it's more the fighter mustering up the strength to get those attacks in during that small time frame.
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
Trip Atomz -Action surge is basically fighter bullet time, you push your body to the limit of speed. At level 20, Percy is basically an inhuman blur of movement, hands flying faster than the winds of Pandemonium. That puny godling never stood a chance.
@heavyarms01h4 жыл бұрын
It's even more primitive than a lever or bolt-action weapon. Bad News seems to be a wheellock breech-loading rifle, technology from the Musketeer Era (1600s). They take a lot of effort to load, and require such precision machining that historically they tended to be made by watchmakers (which shows just how good a craftsman and designer Percy is). There is at least one real-life gun of this type that I know of, BTW. Look up a video called "Beautiful 1625 Breechloading Wheellock" and it'll take you to a Rock Island Auction House video showcasing it. It's a real-life period weapon, and it's eerily similar to descriptions I've read of Bad News.
@matthewparsons45972 жыл бұрын
Matt's face is a master piece throughout the entire ordeal. He goes from, "Right, Percy's turn. Shouldn't be too bad," to, "49 damage? This is going to wreck my encounter," to, "49... TIMES TWO?" to, "You never knew you could apply your dex modifier to Bad News? How is that even possible? We played an entire campaing where you were a badass... WITHOUT MODIFIERS?" and finally to, "I am so proud of my friend. Now I have to clean up after them."
@davidbarembaum7195 жыл бұрын
I wonder if bad guys tell ghost stories of Percy. I definitely would.
@boitata26174 жыл бұрын
Dead men tell no tale, but then again, maybe that's why they are called ghost stories
@thethirdsicily48024 жыл бұрын
The only thing they fear... is you.. and your fucking 249 damage in a single round. Percy could become the Doom Slayer
@michaelbryant36404 жыл бұрын
"Gather 'round the fire, goblings, as I tell you the tale of... the Terrible Tinkerer of Tal'Dorei!!"
@VanNessy976 ай бұрын
"The Collector is a ruthless bounty hunter who wanders the Planes, hunting down the souls of the most wretched sinners to ever walk Exandria. Whether they torture children, or trade in slaves, or enforce oppressive laws... the filthier the soul, the more he craves it. Do take care not to cross him, for no one can hide from the Collector forever. And should he find you, he'll extract your very essence into his soul siphon - invented by his left eye, and perfected by his right."
@blairbird80224 жыл бұрын
"And real quick because I know other people want to play..." was the best part of this to me.
@Karlz1212 Жыл бұрын
Yeah me too Because despite Percy/Taliesen almost single-handedly finished that fight, he was still humble enough to know his friends also wanted a piece of the action That’s DnD spirit at its finest Being a badass while also letting your friends be badasses
@Oddypng5 жыл бұрын
“49.... 49 x 2?” And the crowd goes wILDDDDDDD
@mistertea6035 жыл бұрын
And so coy about it too...
@jacobaudette5435 жыл бұрын
Bad guy: "I am a godling of a forgotten time, resplendent in ancient malice, arrayed in perennial spite. My fingers break mountains. My teeth crack the roots of the earth." Percy: "SCIENCE, WRETCH!" *Godling's torso explodes*
@BisexualWrath5 жыл бұрын
Who would win, a literal 30 ft demi God or one gothy boi
@RoxyGotMoxy.5 жыл бұрын
I misread that as Silence not Science and it still fits Percy so well.
@johanthepotato34065 жыл бұрын
What if, you wanted to DM a long encounter, but your fighter said; Natural 20
@AAARRRGGGHHHHHH5 жыл бұрын
If I was any good at art I'd be drawing Percy shouting "SCIENCE, WRETCH!" right now.
@laughingskull43625 жыл бұрын
And this is why machine guns in d&d would make anyone strong
@thetruestinsanegamer104 жыл бұрын
3:03 Look at Matt's face when he hears "Times 2". His jaw clenches and he smirks before trying to hide it. He's clearly impressed and happy for him.
@sansthemedic85815 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Percy becomes an anime character. Potentially one from a FATE series.
@outsider9035 жыл бұрын
Yyeess, especially with Billy the kid being an Archer servant, makes me want to see Percy as an Archer servant.
@sansthemedic85815 жыл бұрын
@@outsider903 My thoughts exactly
@raonair5 жыл бұрын
We have William Tell with a sniper rifle now, this checks out
@thenevermoreking88245 жыл бұрын
Simo Haya Demi-Servant with Percy as the main personality when DW
@unholypepe4 жыл бұрын
he would put Bill the Kid, Francis Drake, and pretty much most of the other archers to shame
@garrettcarter56225 жыл бұрын
And he did it with one hand tied behind his back...in the sack of holding.
@markdasaro90455 жыл бұрын
It was put in the bag of colding. So it's going to be perfectly preserved maybe for cloning?
@paulollarsabaiii98245 жыл бұрын
Mark D'Asaro We all know Vex would enjoy it
@privpi3 жыл бұрын
@@markdasaro9045 2 Percy's wpuld either go really well, or REALLY awful
@MasterCrafterFish5 жыл бұрын
Vex and Percy did the most burst damage in this one shot. DeRollos are beasts.
@20495712 жыл бұрын
How is that news? Percy’s nickname is “No Mercy Percy”
@sebastianmerhabi23425 жыл бұрын
AIN'T NO FLEX TAPE GONNA STOP THAT DAMAGE
@kumakaon92254 жыл бұрын
but it can definetly fix it
@evertime1235 жыл бұрын
BUTT FLAP WAS *DOWN*
@josephreynolds24015 жыл бұрын
Percy went full hospital gown, nothing under on this one.
@MrAltiach5 жыл бұрын
The butt flap of HIS SOUL was down!
@danielboatright88875 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the flap was up, and he went in dry.
@RoxyGotMoxy.4 жыл бұрын
Butt flap was torn off and forcibly rammed down the Godling's throat.
@VanNessy976 ай бұрын
Gun: Loaded Target: Locked Ass: Out
@josephreynolds24015 жыл бұрын
Sams sense of humor is so weird compared to the others. He is either the only one rolling uncontrollably with laughter or he's the only one who isn't.
@jstephen15 жыл бұрын
"are they?" Talisen with the biggest flex lol
@NidoKnight5 жыл бұрын
5:49 that evil laugh from Percy has more weight that any witty one liner. Reminds of the smile Samuel from Rising Revengeance when you raided first meets him.
@VanNessy976 ай бұрын
Yeah, I'm adding that laugh as one of Orthax's Killer Mori lines
@lordwafful1415 жыл бұрын
unmerciful percival
@scottbruckner46535 жыл бұрын
Percival the Unmerciful
@redline23005 жыл бұрын
Percy lit him up like a Tarantino movie...
@JnEricsonx2 ай бұрын
Nah...John Woo.
@magiv42055 жыл бұрын
The scene Matt described was amazing, but he forgot to add Percy flipping him the double bird before ducking back into cover lmao
@bcn1gh7h4wk5 жыл бұрын
Percy channels his inner Starlord there.
@starviper18135 жыл бұрын
He couldn't have, he only had 1 hand at the time
@deffdefying48035 жыл бұрын
@@starviper1813 He's Percy, he'd find away to flip a second bird
@sarahgilliss3503 Жыл бұрын
@@deffdefying4803 "Dear gods, who WAS that one-and-a-half armed man?!"
@musclecat1005 Жыл бұрын
@@starviper1813 no, Keyleth cast regenerate on it
@CabageBeans Жыл бұрын
If Percy and Grog multiclassed into Paladin for a few levels, they would be even more of a two man army than they already are.
@norokodven47682 жыл бұрын
After 30 years I am sure Percy has created a very bad news, possibly even a dire news. Imagine the damage he can do now.
@RoxyGotMoxy.7 ай бұрын
Just rocks up with a goddamned Gau-8 Avenger minigun named "Everybody's Problem." and a wagonful of ammo.
@thatonewierdcowboy67924 жыл бұрын
Percy managed to fulfill “MORE DAKKA” with a semi automatic weapon. Thats rather impressive.
@VegetaLF74 жыл бұрын
He basically fired full auto, while reloading in the middle of it
@Megidramon3 жыл бұрын
Pause.... isn't Bad News a bolt-action, magazine-fed rifle?
@VegetaLF73 жыл бұрын
@@Megidramon Bad News is a breech loading wheellock rifle. Single shot before being reloaded.
@celtichistory3 жыл бұрын
That's more damage than a regiment of guardsmen
@OriginalCreatorSama3 жыл бұрын
This comment is criminally underrated and you desperately need more than just 19 likes on it.
@hexpsyche5 жыл бұрын
“That’ll do” 30 TO HIT
@Diamond_Eyes865 жыл бұрын
Amazing epilogue. Was great to see them play their originals one last time. Sam was hilarious, Percy was ruthless and Grog smash. Everything I could have asked for.
@hinro5 жыл бұрын
One last time? Haven't you heard? vox is coming back at least one more time...to meet their ultimate challenge. The mighty nein.
@Diamond_Eyes865 жыл бұрын
@@hinro yes...well...I didnt foresee the Kickstarter...Hindsight Is Natural 20/20
@hinro5 жыл бұрын
Well that is what you get for not being psychic.
@sperocras5 жыл бұрын
hinro Not to mention, they’re going on a Search for Bob!!
@krisbarski42265 жыл бұрын
Plus a reunion at Dallen's Closet.
@Jimbob13372 жыл бұрын
What I love about this is the vision of Percy with what is essentially a sniper rifle, completely unloading an entire mag of .50cal into the demon in the span of 6 seconds while flying through the air like a majestic one and a half armed man!
@trish89365 жыл бұрын
3:04 just the look of laura watching her d&d husband
@Drocksas5 жыл бұрын
You KNOW Percy had some fun when they got home after that.
@vickielavigne26965 жыл бұрын
Thanks you for pointing that out 😂
@madDjakni5 жыл бұрын
you can also see Marisha getting turned on by it xD
@MrPingn5 жыл бұрын
As straight as I am I'll admit... I pitched a tent.
@Paladin_182 жыл бұрын
Let's be real, this made us all feel things.
@maddoxio Жыл бұрын
When this eventually gets animated, I want to see Bad News glow like a fucking bonfire before literally nuking Godling.
@JohnnyRocker02311 ай бұрын
I want percy to be like constantly working on it in the background of the show up to this point of having this big ass rifle that he's lugging through Pandemonium and some experimental supercharged cartriges that he uses for this attack
@jacobschallert85373 жыл бұрын
Guy Percy broke this dude's heart with the amount of bad news he gave him
@mugprint32385 жыл бұрын
He single-handedly destroyed that dude
@ventusleone5 жыл бұрын
Nah man, he did a lot of the work, but Grog's two finishing blows, while almost as impressive, were equally as satisfying!
@fatsparr0w5255 жыл бұрын
@@ventusleone i see what you did there
@pop-tartdepression3935 жыл бұрын
Literally Percy’s turn and Grog’s turn was enough to kill it I think
@Vengerin5 жыл бұрын
@@pop-tartdepression393 Also Vex dealed a ton of damage in one turn with a fucking bow. The most dangerous couple on Exandria indeed :P
@knotadoctor14555 жыл бұрын
@@ventusleone but grog always does a lot of damage in a single turn while Percy can but usually not as much as vax or grog
@johnaxios63352 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an animation of this moment where Percy shoots Bad News and it fires like a bloody anime style Rail Gun.
@kjj26k11 ай бұрын
Congrats on episode 8 of The Legend of Vox Machina.
@levantdiggerus34732 жыл бұрын
“You can’t just blow a hole in the surface of a God-“
@starwarsfan6087 Жыл бұрын
You know why Percy’s sniper is called bad news? Because nothing travels faster, and nothing hits harder, then bad news
@JnEricsonx8 ай бұрын
Hearing him say the name of it to met at a con was beautiful, and Im just going off the animated show.
@ianventura86555 жыл бұрын
When your Nano Boosted McCree ults while Mercy also Damage boosts him
@ForeverDegenerate4 жыл бұрын
Nah. Given the fact that Percy was using Bad News, he was more like Nano-Boosted Reaper using Death Blossom, then immediately Wraithing away.
@VulpisFoxfire4 жыл бұрын
@@ForeverDegenerate Considering McCree was sitting at the head of the table anyway... :-)
@20495712 жыл бұрын
nah, that’s the Flash in IJ2 doing disgusting damage
@keikei795 жыл бұрын
Percy is confirmed being a final boss in campaign 2, after he turns evil... or eviler.
@markdasaro90455 жыл бұрын
Tpk no chance especially if Taliesin Jaffe is Rolling.
@thepopulargirl17845 жыл бұрын
Percy having a conversation with his wife Vex'alia: Percy: But dear, I want to be E V I L Vex: Not now dear, we have brunch with Pike at noon.
@SgtSplatter7825 жыл бұрын
@@thepopulargirl1784 is it bad that I actually heard their voices while reading that?
@blackouthorus15195 жыл бұрын
@@SgtSplatter782 nope i heard them too
@als24805 жыл бұрын
@@SgtSplatter782 we all did
@MarkEdwardRom5 жыл бұрын
"i have no modified for bad news" i want that on a t-shirt dammit!
@OriginalCreatorSama5 жыл бұрын
248 likes on that comment can we get one more so it matches the damage Percy did in that round?
@craigharris78085 жыл бұрын
Creator Sama There ya go
@drecellthealive89124 жыл бұрын
The good thing about this one? Outside of the fandom it just looks like some pretty merciless snark.
@mrobscene48165 жыл бұрын
Percy just became The Mysterious Stranger lol.
@thatonewierdcowboy67924 жыл бұрын
I love this.
@kenroach54692 жыл бұрын
"Thiiis is my *BOOM* Stick!" - Ash "That's cute." - Percy
@proxyy00705 жыл бұрын
*gets a massive roll* "That'll do"
@eragonawesome2 жыл бұрын
"you have advantage by the way" "Oh I know!" For some reason this exchange had such energy to it
@yellowbeard15 жыл бұрын
T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E!!!!
@GZilla3115 жыл бұрын
Thanks for not removing the hearts the audience could see at 3:00. So many places edited that out.
@eternasapphiremoon812 жыл бұрын
"Oh I hate to be the bearer of Bad News...PSYCH!!" I just love the look on Laura's face as Talesin's counting those d6's, just goes from 'oh yeah, that's good.' to 'Whoa? That's gotta hurt!' ending with "OMAHGAWD!"
@chrisharvey12854 жыл бұрын
Everyone, even Matt, has a pretty significant reaction to Percy doubling his damage on the crit...except Travis, who looks like he's just waiting to bust out Grog and try and top it.
@artemiswallace87163 жыл бұрын
then he hears about hemoraging shot..... and he falls in love travis for gunslinger c3
@StevenChristie5 жыл бұрын
Oh god I can hear myself in the crowd at 4:48 yelling "NO MERCY PERCYYYYY" 😂
@faeriedragon3485 жыл бұрын
thank you for the hearts above vex
@1AmGroot5 жыл бұрын
When a level 20 fighter deals more than 250 damage in a single turn We've reached peak D&D, guys
@shimmyking44 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of all this? Every turn taken while in combat equals 6 seconds in the game's world Percy literally did all of that in *SIX SECONDS*
@DargonVessle6 ай бұрын
A round takes six seconds, so he did that in a FRACTION of 6 seconds. The only god I see in that fight is the god of firearms and his name is DeRollo
@rftiff5 жыл бұрын
As a left arm amputee I can’t let that last joke go by without comment. It was gd hilarious! Brah-vo!
@OriginalCreatorSama5 жыл бұрын
As a person with a paralyzed left arm i wholly agree!
@DuoSanguis5 жыл бұрын
My head cannon is when Percy fired Bad News 6 gate spells randomly opened in front of the muzzle, and channeled the Wave Motion Canon's energy from Space Battleship Yamato. You can't convince me otherwise. Goddanm.
@jaffarebellion2923 жыл бұрын
If you haven't seen it, there's a gun in Destiny 2 called "No Time to Explain" that does just that, opening portals to alternate timeline versions of the weapon to triple the damage.
@20495712 жыл бұрын
Nah. He shot Enuma Elish
@colinchildress12515 жыл бұрын
Bad News: Omae wa mou shindeiru.
@magiv42055 жыл бұрын
Enemies: *nANI?*
@JirkaKunst5 жыл бұрын
@@DatNguyen-jz9ur The full title would be as follows: "Unmerciful" Lord Percival Frederickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo the Third, Sophist of Native Ingenuity, Member of the Chamber of Whitestone. Try to fit that on a business card.
@davidbarembaum7195 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget god killer, and proably a few others that I have forgotten.
@7OwlsWithALaptop5 жыл бұрын
@@JirkaKunst Don't forget Hero of Eman, Conqueror of the Conclave
@20495712 жыл бұрын
@@JirkaKunst Yeah. Forget business card, this man needs cardboard to fit that
@thehighpriestess21393 жыл бұрын
He just did a third of Tiamat's hp
@TheSilverPhoenix1005 жыл бұрын
Jesus i havent seen those kind of numbers since 4e
@SgtSplatter7825 жыл бұрын
Level 20 fighters with the right feats can deal some insane damage. Hell I ran a campaign with a 10 bard/10 fighter(arcane archer) mix armed with a hand crossbow who was just insane. He could do Grog levels of damage from the back field.
@yargolocus48535 жыл бұрын
A fighter with either -5 +10 dmg feat can get 80-100 damage from that alone, 8x to 10x their dice (that can crit) and 8 to 10 times their damage modifier/magic bonuses (5+)
@Undomaranel5 жыл бұрын
Why am I seeing Percy as a character so powerful they cutting room floored him from Trigun?
@frostmourne19865 жыл бұрын
Bah Gawd! He killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half! That demigod has a family!
@khurelbatbayanbat79135 жыл бұрын
HAD!
@laserface69354 жыл бұрын
HE KILLED HIM! OH MY GAWD HE KILLED HIM!
@ethankipp53875 жыл бұрын
I’m just really really impressed with Mercer’s body isolation for those mimed shots. That shit is hard.
@WitheringAurora5 жыл бұрын
I love how Mercer says "Level 20 fighter" But its using a HOMEBREW subclass imported from 3.5/pathfinder
@Crouza5 жыл бұрын
Gonna be brutally honest here. And i mean it to. Gunslinger as a subclass is kinda Garbage. Having played one myself, you are effectively halving your damage by utilizing these weapons, and that chance of failure upon a 1-3 is a mother fucker. The only reason in Pathfinder that it is so good, is that it is one of the only ways to get your dex mod to damage with ranged weapons, and those weapons attack touch Ac, so they essentially remove the enemies armor, shield, and natural armor, from benefitting their AC. That last one being something 5e gunslinger doesn't do. It is a testimony to what a Fighter can do when it's player can score crit after crit after crit. If percy weren't a gunslinger, and was, say, an Arcane Archer or Samurai instead, i think he'd be doing way more damage then he's ever done, even with Bad News, or the Animus, considering Kabals Ruin can just as easily be used with those, and they also benefit greatly from Crits.
@AGrumpyPanda5 жыл бұрын
@@Crouza Hell with Tal's rolls he could run straight Champion, imagine what Percy would be capable of landing crits on an 18 with Tal's luck?
@OriginalCreatorSama5 жыл бұрын
I feel like he was actually nerfed here because of Taliesin's rolls. He's just so fantastic at that, Matt decided to make a subclass in 5e to keep him from becoming a one man army.
@elijahcooper7912 жыл бұрын
We need a one shot where it’s just all of talisins overpower characters working together, Imagine Caduceus uses path to the grave and then Percy deals 350 damage, and you have Molly and Ashtin just beating the shit out of them
@JnEricsonx8 ай бұрын
Stop, I can only get so aroused.
@VanNessy976 ай бұрын
Taliesin: And really quick, 'cause I know other people want to play, Action Surge! Me: STOP! STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!
@tiatrips4 жыл бұрын
If I ever need someone to roll for my life, I'm calling Taliesin. I don't think I've ever seen someone come up with clutch rolls so often.
@nixonpark6833 жыл бұрын
Travis could help too. He doesn't roll them as often as Talesin but if it's a clutch situation, Travis delivers
@Joemantler3 жыл бұрын
Know what would have been nice? After Percy says "...and I duck back down." Matt asks "How do you want to do this?" Which would have resulted in something like "you duck back down, getting ready to reload, when you head a large >THUD
@emmet-jamesblondel17085 жыл бұрын
"Let's see if this goes alright..." Percy... oh lord...
@SisterMortisVT5 жыл бұрын
"Look at my boy...He massacred my boy..."
@jorgenaranjo80295 жыл бұрын
when you play a healing cleric, when you have an opportunity you attack as much as possible and deal 250 damage in one round.
@vishaansingh10195 жыл бұрын
too bad Liam wasted his turn summoning a useless Raven and died lmao
@cheeseyconnor82685 жыл бұрын
Talesin isnt playing a cleric in this
@jorgenaranjo80295 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseyconnor8268 he does in campaign 2 and this was played during campaign 2 where he has played a healer for the last 7 months. Going back to the opposite kind of character makes you want to exploit it as much. I thought everyone was getting the joke..
@cheeseyconnor82685 жыл бұрын
@@jorgenaranjo8029 you said hes playing a cleric and did 250 damage which he isnt hes playing a lvl 20 fighter that he played for 4 years
@jorgenaranjo80295 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseyconnor8268 my god... You cant be this dumb... Maybe get a 7 year old to explain to you the difference between the current campaign where he has played a healer for the last 7 months and a one shot..
@ragnar52552 жыл бұрын
Still one of, if not my favorite one shot of CR. The moments were just so amazing
@CeeJayFraser5 жыл бұрын
Cast: *coughs* Live Show Crowd: *WHEEZE*
@danielgordon845 жыл бұрын
That crit damage, though. That was satisfying.
@MjolnirInTheFridge4 жыл бұрын
I love Caduceus, but GODS I miss DPS Taliesin.
@anthanyingram33334 жыл бұрын
I love how when he says that he looks at Liam because Arkham’s record beat his record of 108 against the white dragon
@timandshannon035 жыл бұрын
No Mercy Percy is the best Percy!!!!!!!!!!
@bcn1gh7h4wk5 жыл бұрын
Pierceyfull Fuckitstein Von Muscle Closeallski the Roller III.
@SomeKindaSpy5 жыл бұрын
@@bcn1gh7h4wk This is a woefully underappreciated comment.
@todinson90544 жыл бұрын
I like when he says X2 everyone is just shocked and Travis is just sitting there like, “yep”
@NamelessFacelessWhoa Жыл бұрын
I love that the first and last thing Tal says is “shit, son”
@cameronhall68255 жыл бұрын
I love one (1) goth prince
@vickielavigne26965 жыл бұрын
Man what if molly rolled like this 😢
@freakindamnshiki5 жыл бұрын
he would be dead anyway, sadly Taliesin did not have the grasp of a blood hunter yet, he rolled like shit but melee was not his thing at all
@praisethesun58005 жыл бұрын
freakindamnshiki yeah, bloodhunter is a tricky class. I like the idea of it though.
@JustNatax35 жыл бұрын
Well he _kinda_ suicided with his blood maledict.. lmao No shade though. Bloodhunter is super weird to play.
@devtective4 жыл бұрын
then the blood maledict would've killed him that much faster
@samuelstensgaard48284 жыл бұрын
If I recall, that class ended up being changed after Molly's death, so clearly Matt saw stuff that he thought should be improved.
@Karlz1212 Жыл бұрын
As the fine people of Night City would say: NOVA!!!
@roboflame77724 жыл бұрын
3:00 Travis looking at Taliesin like "That's right, welcome to the leagues of huge damage."
@alexandervaucrosson78415 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy to have watched deadpool beforehand to easily imagine that baby arm