/ stonedgremlinproductions www.thecinemasnob.com / thecinemasnob And the winner of this week's Viewer's Choice episode is this Sherman Hemsley haunted house comedy directed by "Alan Smithee."
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@pentelegomenon11752 жыл бұрын
The slave torture device is a metaphor for the movie itself, because Sherman financed the movie so heavily he was trapped inside of it while it repeatedly screwed and emasculated him. And him being killed by ghosts who engineer a fatal car explosion is a metaphor for the movie bombing horribly and destroying Sherman financially.
@TheLoverboyz9016 жыл бұрын
The Haunted Mansion is no longer the worst PG-rated haunted house comedy to bizarrely involve slavery.
@tychoazrephet37948 жыл бұрын
"Hmm...yes, the president of the Confederacy, KING TUT!" God damn that made me laugh, Brad truly has a talent for making awkward, bizarrely unfunny and tasteless comedies seem entertaining.
@wellthatwaswierd4570 Жыл бұрын
Yeah first time I heard that one I laughed so hard I literally spit out my drink
@sexhaie8 жыл бұрын
i need a compilation of every time Brad does his loud, exaggerated laugh at unfunny bits.
@redvelvetunderground4 жыл бұрын
yes please, that shit gets me every time
@justindenney-hall58753 жыл бұрын
@@redvelvetunderground I refer to it as his "Angry Sarcastic Laugh" lol.
@christopherrichardson29454 жыл бұрын
Jordan Peele should remake this (either as a similar comedy or as a socially contemplative horror)
@sorryifoldcomment85964 жыл бұрын
Man, this could be done super well.
@iamgroot98044 ай бұрын
thats such a great idea.
@crimsondynamo6152 ай бұрын
Imagine if his attempt at directing this went the same way as Sherman’s fate during this.
@killerbee25627 жыл бұрын
When a movie is so obscure it has no tv tropes page...
@HrothgarXII8 жыл бұрын
For a horrifying moment I thought he was reviewing "Ghost Dad"
@thomasjenkins75068 жыл бұрын
i don't even think snob would sink that low. you don't get much worse that cosby movies. i'd rather watch las vegas bloodbath 50 times than sit through even one of those.
@whoknowswhocares8858 жыл бұрын
+Thomas Jenkins NC apparently went that low
@thomasjenkins75068 жыл бұрын
KEEPAWAY PRODUCTION that's because doug has no standards.
@IAmNotWilson878 жыл бұрын
In the Snob's 2011 review of "Child Bride", he said he has no standards, unless things have changed since then.
@thomasjenkins75068 жыл бұрын
EclecticEnnui child bride is fine art compared to a cosby movie. gain some perspective.
@Nirvashicus8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else feel like this is a weirdly interesting concept? Not a ghost comedy, but rather, seeing the haunting ghosts perspective while they do the haunting.
@KasumiKenshirou8 жыл бұрын
You need to see Beetlejuice.
@TrevorZero8 жыл бұрын
I feel like Cinema Snob's viewers have even more strange priorities than the Cinema Snob
@mikekz44898 жыл бұрын
I think we'll be getting slime=jizz jokes from the new Ghostbusters movie. We don't even need the porno spoof.
@1Hol1Tiger8 жыл бұрын
"Ha, men are terrible and women get periods! Am I right ladies?" is pretty much how I expect the whole movie to go
@liliofthevalley10008 жыл бұрын
+Hawl and Sera The Shapeshifting Cyber Spider Tigress Yup!
@FFKonoko8 жыл бұрын
well, if your expectations are THAT low, you'll probably be pleasantly surprised if you watched it. But you also probably won't watch it.
@gantzisballs8 жыл бұрын
That would be kind of ironic. She actually lost 75 pounds for Ghostbusters.
@lentzadam5338 жыл бұрын
I think Dianne Weist blowing herself up is the Snob's new recurring gag.
@DocZFlux3 жыл бұрын
No joke, the only part of these clips that got a genuine chuckle out of me is Hemsley's last line.
@theintern29608 жыл бұрын
My brother is gonna be so psyched. He loved this movie as a kid. Thanks to everyone who voted for it.
@Defarious Жыл бұрын
"Day light come and make me go want to jump off a bridge" did it for me.
@MarquisSmith8 жыл бұрын
Ah, the new Cinema Snob video. These make Mondays bearable. I cannot think of higher praise. Very much appreciated as always, Brad.
@andrewgwilliam48318 жыл бұрын
This movie looks absolutely dire. I hope they enjoyed shooting it, as I can't believe anyone has ever enjoyed watching it...
@TheKML7778 жыл бұрын
Ah, an explanation about what Alan Smithee is less than three minutes in. As expected from Brad.
@thedrewdog8 жыл бұрын
I would always see the VHS of this in my local video store. God I'm grateful I never gave it a chance, holy hell.
@gantzisballs8 жыл бұрын
Jesus did Brad find a bad one this week! No more Patreon voter polls. Restore Authoritarian rule!
@darkskull58968 жыл бұрын
but......money......
@gantzisballs8 жыл бұрын
jzornthgrt I need to stay off 4chan. I immediately thought of that and then cringed.
@toromcjohnson40698 жыл бұрын
+BesterP12 I voted for the porno.
@squirrelgadget34987 жыл бұрын
You know, I always thought the porn parody of Ghostbusters would be called Nutbusters.
@Thundarr1006 жыл бұрын
Squirrel Gadget unfortunately they don’t seem to parody the titles of the movies that they spoof anymore. In the old days we used to get parody titles like “The Flintbones”, “The Boneheads”, and “Edward Penis Hands”. Nowadays the titles are all “This Ain’t The Flintstones” or “The Coneheads: A Porn Parody”.
@JanetStarChild5 жыл бұрын
"Nutbusters" sounds more like a BDSM movie about a clan of dominatrix inflicting pain to the testicles of their submissive gimps.
@grifftrain Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite Cinema Snob episodes
@XanthinZarda8 жыл бұрын
More like Ghost Dysentery.
@POWERTW8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It requires a Ghost Enema.
@nicholastosoni7078 жыл бұрын
_Ghosts of the Oregon Trail_.
@Geospasmic8 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Friedman That was the one device the slave-owner ghost didn't invent.
@Lobsterwithinternet8 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Friedman No! Not another reference to Water Power!! 😨
@NatAnn648 жыл бұрын
18:44 I can hear her poorly contained giggles, ''I'll go get my seance hat! You're going to Love it! Cher was going to borrow it for a tour, but I couldn't bear to part with it.''
@kaind.badguy8 жыл бұрын
Worst ghost movie about slave torture and vampire evictions EVER!
@Superadventurebuds8 жыл бұрын
That's a bold statement
@SpookyouKnowIt238 жыл бұрын
Brad, your sarcasm was even more on-point than usual this time around. Probably necessary with this...thing ^
@augustwest53565 жыл бұрын
I've been a subscriber for years. You are by far my favorite youtuber, hands down. You should have multiple millions of followers. I've probably seen this video a dozen times and it's still hilarious. Thank you for the hours upon hours of entertainment. Next time your in Chicago I'd love to buy you and the wife never ending drinks and an extra large Piece pizza. That won't happen for obvious reasons but still, thanks.
@chrisdooley64685 жыл бұрын
Christ I read the title as Ghost Dad. I nearly had an anxiety attack
@HouseCatTV8 жыл бұрын
I can't even believe this movie could get made. WTF were they thinking!!
@bruceygoosey9087 жыл бұрын
"That voodoo curse by our slaves, has turned him into a vampire."
@PhoenixValkyrie8 жыл бұрын
I got bored when it went to theboxing scene. Not of the Snob commentary, but of the film clips. That's how dragged out this stupid film was.
@redcomet_6228 жыл бұрын
this movie is not stupid it's more than stupid it's boring
@redcomet_6228 жыл бұрын
+Victor Von Doom Jr. this movie is basically diet Ghostbusters where it takes all the fun stuff that made Ghostbusters good and replace it with bland comedy
@FFKonoko8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it removed all the bland comedy and replaced it with bland comedy I didn't appreciate because I wasn't 12 anymore.
@PhoenixValkyrie8 жыл бұрын
+eddie frank True, true. Now I kinda want to go see This Ain't Ghistbusters. It has to be more interesting, at least.
@redcomet_6228 жыл бұрын
+The Dark Side of Light atleast that will have something worth watching
@amanoj3184 жыл бұрын
I saw the Smokin' Joe entry in the opening credits, and through the whole movie I kept wondering how the hell he would fit into the story. Now that it's over... I still have no idea.
@MegCazalet5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, I watched this at a slumber party when I was 8 or 9! And it spooked me! I’m having memories crash over me. And WTF, I’ve seen a movie that Cinema Snob has covered 🙀
@yappydog8m8 жыл бұрын
The devil went down to Georgia and he was very disappointed.
@johnathangrishaw30968 жыл бұрын
I would have gone with ghosthicular manslaughter
@Dannypuck8 жыл бұрын
This is just like electing the entire Cubs infield to the All-Star Game. Sometimes you have to take the vote away from the fans for the good of the show.
@dallasdandigitalproduction3938 жыл бұрын
"Does a ghost have to penetrate your ass in order for you to believe in them?!" lol
@rotblitzkrieg8 жыл бұрын
Ectoplasm pills. That's a thing that was said. There are times I feel sorry for Brad, because he has to watch movies like Ghost Fever.
@stryder4148 жыл бұрын
This is one of those movies I remember sitting through multiple times as a kid, on purpose, without even realizing how bad it was until years later- shows how feeble minded I was as a tot! ....I got better, I swear
@Morbos10008 жыл бұрын
I love 80s PG and PG13. I heard someone on the news going on about how PG13 is becoming what R used to be. I so wanted to call bullshit on that.
@doctorfeinstone65248 жыл бұрын
more like R is what PG-13 used to be.
@brandoncrusoe92366 жыл бұрын
Morbos1000 really that's not ghostbusters for real! awkward! f*** you!
@jacobellison17634 жыл бұрын
The fact that Tyler Perry hasn't remade this saddens me
@schalasmagic8 жыл бұрын
I've seen some bizarre things,a Croc eating a cow train and panda wearing a tutu with a flamingo on its head dancing. But this is beyond insane. wtf is this movie? I might need therapy now.
@ser6Ijvolk8 жыл бұрын
That ending, marvelous. It just brought the biggest smile to my face seeing that in a supposed comedy. And right after that boxing shit-show, too. It totally makes sense that this was an adult comedy at some point. Just considering the year this was made in, there was probably a lot of nudity from those two blonds in the original cut and a lot more dirty jokes. And then someone had the bright idea to make this a family film.
@melissaandstephengarza87898 жыл бұрын
I am in the vast minority but I loved this movie. I loved the review of it too. I grew up watching this all the time. I had a huge crush on Sherman Hemsley growing up. This was on TV all the time when I was young and I'd get so happy. I loved it more than Ghostbusters and Gremlins as a kid. It was one of my faves so for nostalgia, it's still something I adore.
@cesarzpontu8886 Жыл бұрын
Damn. You have some really terrible taste
@AmericanHighSchool8 жыл бұрын
Careful what you wish for Snob. GHOST FEVER (2017) already in production with Kevin Hart & a mustached Dwayne Johnson. Bo Derek will pull an Eddie Murphy by playing every other role.
@marcellofunhouse12344 жыл бұрын
Its 2020 now its still not out
@FlickorTreatProductions8 жыл бұрын
26:45 - *Snob: "And if they ever decide to remake this piece of shit, well, I know who the internet will blame for that one!"* You? *Snob: "Damn Right!"*
@danielallen34548 жыл бұрын
This was a great favorite of mine when I was a kid. Re-watched it a year or so ago and . . . basically had your reaction.
@luisdeleyendas8 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the day the snob reviews Repossessed, the exorcist parody with Linda Blair.
@WinterSteele8 жыл бұрын
He could have a whole Linda Blair month if he wanted to. She's appeared in some real gems, lol.
@Djeispark8 жыл бұрын
+Winter Steele YOU are a real gem. you're gorgeous.
@Djeispark8 жыл бұрын
+Winter Steele YOU are a real gem. you're gorgeous.
@WinterSteele8 жыл бұрын
King MultiGenre Oh my, thank you. That's very flattering :-)
@Djeispark8 жыл бұрын
My pleasure ;)
@SteveSmith-rt7wx8 жыл бұрын
26:54 Jokes on them, chick ghosts already have equal haunting rights
@gantzisballs8 жыл бұрын
Sadako and Grudge chick really broke that glass ceiling.
@RHGarciaApr856 жыл бұрын
I love this review. I've watched this every night for the past few evenings.
@ToylandChairman6668 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes, yes. The one I wanted. GHOST FEVER is a childhood favorite of mine. Thank you, Brad. Thank you, voters.
@okeeffeboring1828 жыл бұрын
I love you so much man! don't ever stop!
@sesfilmsllc8 жыл бұрын
Because silent ominous music and a funeral scene definitely reads comedy.
@royalfoil54138 жыл бұрын
It's comedy to some people. Some messed up people.
@shwahgamer8 жыл бұрын
Mouse Hunt is a comedy and it starts with a funeral scene. But that's actually a good movie and the funeral has purpose in the story.
@sesfilmsllc8 жыл бұрын
+Shwah Gamers yeah but that movie was good.
@Epipon33 жыл бұрын
4:40 predicted the premise for Resident Evil VIllAGE
@destinypifer57723 жыл бұрын
What's disturbing is that my parents showed me and my brother this movie when we were kids. I remember it being stupid even then. lol
@realitysfrank16958 жыл бұрын
wow...an Electric Company reference...I feel so old now...I used to watch that in the afternoons along with 3...2...1...Contact
@jamesbevan99398 жыл бұрын
14:00 - "Jail..."
@joshnazario10208 жыл бұрын
Hope we get a "Dancin, It's On!" review soon.
@coffeefrog8 жыл бұрын
Still a better movie than Eddie Murphy's Haunted Mansion.
@domc80898 жыл бұрын
At least this one's funny in it's ridiculousness.
@jekblom1238 жыл бұрын
uhhhhh...
@Mr4thDoctor6 жыл бұрын
That's debatable.
@RavynMad1216 жыл бұрын
I don't get why everyone seems to hate that movie so much. Yes, it is incredibly dumb, but between the singing heads, the sweet music box song, the incredibly relatable overcoming the fear of spiders scene, the bumbling servants, and Terrance Stamp having a gay old time overacting the shit out of his character, I just don't see why it gets such a bad rap. Plus, it's quite beautiful at times in the lighting and colour themes, and it's a lot of fun imagining every Eddie Murphy scene is actually Donkey from Shrek in another life.
@jekblom1238 жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen comedy forced this hard from a black comic relief character since Richard Pryor in Superman 3. Yeeeghhh...
@TheSkeletonVA8 жыл бұрын
Woo! Best Bday gift! Thanks Brad!
@koenvandamme69018 жыл бұрын
Sheesh, this one looks even harder to stomach than Ghost Dad. At least that thing had the delightfully ridiculous satanic taxi driver and that scene with the telephone.
@kingofrapture8 жыл бұрын
I love you, Brad
@drewgehringer78138 жыл бұрын
This just seems like Beetlejuice except early 80s and minus anything good.
@Jude300c8 жыл бұрын
lool "Hi Cher". I wish she could have came and turned back the time on the production of this movie, Oi!
@michaelfreeman31898 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the next Friday the 13th movie review.
@DrGregoryHouseIT8 жыл бұрын
16:25 Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! ...!
@brandongovreau76455 жыл бұрын
I feel like a Critic of the whole entire damn world you'll get d pluses
@MangetsuSAMURAI8 жыл бұрын
"They have names! Like people!"
@back2s0ul8 жыл бұрын
I tried to watch this movie once but couldn't even make it halfway through. It's amazing how much worse it gets.
@LibraGamesUnlimited8 жыл бұрын
I'm confused. Everything about this movie screams made for tv but then Hemsley says goddamn it which would've been allowed. What the hell is this thing?
@LibraGamesUnlimited8 жыл бұрын
***** I know that, but was it a made for TV waste or what? :)
@GruntGamerProductions8 жыл бұрын
No, no, fear not. The censors could've *easily* edited out that line. Its just they had trouble allowing the torture humor, slave humor, unnecessary boxing scene, and dark ending to pass through censors.
@LibraGamesUnlimited8 жыл бұрын
GruntGamerProductions But if it was originally shot for TV he wouldn't have said it in the first place. Also, people were way less sensitive about racial humor back then than the are now. I'm sure that would've sailed right past most people in the 1980's, no prob.
@LibraGamesUnlimited8 жыл бұрын
***** Wow, that's really hard to believe but maybe standards were even lower back then.
@HiperPivociarz7 жыл бұрын
"I AM JETHRO!"
@TheTrueReiniat8 жыл бұрын
THIS MOVIE GAVE YOU AAAAAIIIIDSS.
@DarkseidJoshua5 жыл бұрын
He gets high, thinks he's a boxer and in the same night gets to fight in a prize match, driven in a limo, has a training crew and intro music
@Jar0fMay03 жыл бұрын
It's that easy
@thetalkingbear8 жыл бұрын
I'm going to stop reading comments. Some commenters are whinier than Danger Dolan ones.
@thetalkingbear8 жыл бұрын
XD
@jarmakey17 жыл бұрын
Ahh I know that guy. The first time I got into an internet argument was on one of his videos. I'd been peacefully on the internet for years and just one random comment on some random guy's video got me constant notifications for 2 flippin years afterward. The toxicity on his videos is just off the charts.
@doctorfeinstone65248 жыл бұрын
wow, someone other than me actually knows about this movie lol. I actually loved it when I was younger
@OrobaSpyro6 жыл бұрын
Ghost Fever Dream, I wish.
@ZC-Infinity6 жыл бұрын
This came out AFTER Ghostbusters? ...It looks like a TV movie made 10 years BEFORE Ghostbusters. ...By Disney...
@davidcutts90794 жыл бұрын
My 10 or 11 year old self probably would've enjoyed this. Maybe. Never heard of it. Surprised I didn't watch it 2 times per weekend on HBO, ala Saturday the 14th, etc. Thanks Snob!
@TheRealNormanBates8 жыл бұрын
Are you "sure" this isn't worse than INDEPENDENCE DAY (1983)? I mean... at least that has an exploding Dianne Wiest. Well, I guess if there is one thing we know ghosts can't do, it's direct.
@RetroGamer108 жыл бұрын
The snobs smile is going to give me nightmares
@DasKame8 жыл бұрын
Okay wait they killed them off? Jeez! But uhm... still better than Eddie Murphy in "Haunted Mansion" i guess?
@TheSharkshaw8 жыл бұрын
I loved this movie when I was a child xD I watched it a bunch
@MrJholshouser418 жыл бұрын
Brad, your obscure movie references make seek out and often watch those films. don't know whether to thank you or curse you.
@SpeedyEric18 жыл бұрын
I didn't donate on Patreon, because I don't have an account, and I'm flat fuckin' broke, but I was hopping this movie would win instead of the porno spoof.
@trippjohnson73933 жыл бұрын
So which is worse; Ghost Fever or the Eddie Murphy 's version of the Haunted Mansion?
@charlottecorday84943 жыл бұрын
Ghost Fever.
@seraphonicaАй бұрын
"and why the fuck am I not watching THAT movie?" we can call it Django Unearthed!
@dashhazard85268 жыл бұрын
At least it's not Fall Out Boy. My response when the doctor told me I had testicular cancer and amputation would be needed.
@byobnaf8 жыл бұрын
A Skindeep refrence, well done Brad, love that movie.
@sharonpereira45017 жыл бұрын
Great job.
@MrVincentKura5 жыл бұрын
The Dance off song, for all that I am worth of internet search, I can not find anywhere.
@the9claw8 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie as a kid and thinking it was the worst thing I had ever seen.
@-Siculus-Hort-8 жыл бұрын
ohhhh yeah I remember this.
@jacob9538 Жыл бұрын
i forgot that 95% of cinema snob's dialogue used to be shouting, it's way too much
@emperorsean18 жыл бұрын
ghost fever looks like a much more interesting movie then the female ghostbusters
@taylormanes81138 жыл бұрын
topical!
@FrogwoodClaw578 жыл бұрын
This movie feels more like Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (only not funny)
@DrErikNefarious8 жыл бұрын
16:16 - 16:23 DONKEY!
@claritysabbath49434 жыл бұрын
The review is hilarious as always but honestly I can't get past the fact that one of these Southern belles is PLAYING THE HARP BACKWARDS.
@sorryifoldcomment85964 жыл бұрын
Oh my god you're right, what the hell
@claritysabbath49434 жыл бұрын
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 Actors pretending to play musical instruments hilariously wrong is one of my favourite things to watch for in films. You'd be surprised how often it happens, but I've never seen an example this egregious!
@veritrollworthyjr.43878 жыл бұрын
I loved this movie as a kid lol
@iamgroot98044 ай бұрын
such a strange feeling when you hit a whole number of likes on an older video.