GIANT MAMMOTH vs ZEUS! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

[@PoopetPlushProductions]

*Claim your nolstagia trip ticket here.*

[@Deadeye.Marston]

Are remember when this dropped bro

[@ZachBaz-ct5os]

Here in 2024

[@heatherrogers8025]

​@@ZachBaz-ct5os same bro, same

[@ethanpineda944]

Same

[@ayejay447]

Now I know how mammoths went extinct. Thanks Dan

[@puntorudom2511]

Lol

[@lynnecorfield6679]

Bit morbid 😅

[@elliotpischke920]

L bozo rateto

[@imbadt800]

14:57 no one is gonna talk about the one glitching on the bottom right? 18:22 "I'm flying, Jack!"

[@bmachine1295]

I'll never let go

[@zacksgaming9739]

I saw it

[@dhruvchatterjeee5496]

Dan: Let's try and keep it even. Also Dan: Puts 3 berserkers on the left-hand side and 4 on the right-hand side.

[@trigex415]

I THOUGH I WAS ThE OnLY OnE

[@xijinping6943]

He said he would TRY to make it even

[@galaxy_3289]

Yeah that even?

[@MarloTheBlueberry]

pretty even if you ask me

[@elviraisganaitis9028]

he didn't want to make them the same so it would be more interesting

[@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339]

3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.” Archer: What about me?

[@jbritain]

Archer: am I a joke to you?

[@cognacblood]

*_-I noticed that-_*

[@angellopez3274]

Lol!

[@jakephillips6077]

Joshua Britain dang it! I was just about to say that 😂

[@daniasilvestre1065]

(Insert sad music here) DanTDM had forgotten our hero archer

[@omgstop.]

"I'm gonna try to make it EVEN" -adds 4 berserkers on the blue team -adds 3 berserkers on the red team

[@rushiaisboingboing4957]

LoL ikr

[@wesly2089]

Copied comment!

[@omgstop.]

@@wesly2089 huh?

[@omgstop.]

@@wesly2089 wdym?

[@mrphatsacs]

I know right?

[@Gogo-jx4fj]

Remember this? “HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINE CART...” My dad used to hear that all the time, so he comes up to me and says dans old intro to his Minecraft video in my face and I say, “ HE DOESN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE!” After he says that I cry and think about when Dan does Minecraft videos now and does TWO episodes of a Minecraft series and forgets it! BUT I WILL NEVER LEAVE DAN BECAUSE HE IS MY IDOL!

[@stickmanhype9187]

welcome BACK to another minecraft video!

[@bytes2915]

CharlsHype104 Fortnite and more! Minnnnecrafft videoooo

[@Cmoncada07]

I remember that from 2013 and the time of glory of the lab

[@Ace-ip4jn]

@@Cmoncada07 i remember that its sooooooo cringey

[@djcodybeatz4825]

Where today!

[@turtle3779]

Dan: Oh I thought hey all killed each other Headbutter: Don’t worry Dan, we were just taking a mid-battle nap

[@ThatWolficorn]

One of my favourite intros so far. DanTDM's intros are my favourite because it means that I will be watching a brilliant video

[@nexnightmares]

Unless someone is copying him

[@ashasheekh3951]

Ikr 😁

[@loom2daeye2danose]

Unless it's about a video of him quitting KZbin.

[@untakenuser8657]

@@loom2daeye2danose sad day when that happens.

[@ghostlopez5264]

9:11 the dab though *dab police arrive on scene Dab police, "WHERES THE SUCKER!" Wheelbarrow, "We told you, he died." Dab police, "Oh. Well here"s a ticket anyway."

[@naeemvistro3693]

[Ooooooooooof] lol

[@lepirin7227]

And its on the time stamp 9 11 Lol

[@casualsportshighlights]

@@lepirin7227 lol yeah what a coincidence

[@frick9493]

911 what's your emergency

[@walaba7038]

Dab police here

[@ev7r]

3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.” Archer: Am I a joke to you?

[@megarayquaza9054]

lol that feeling when your left out

[@VariousJnizzle]

Exeret lolllllll awesome

[@cuzucogaming4754]

Yea

[@zyonlechelt5442]

There's always that one dude never fits in XD

[@CHROME.FINDER]

He was just standing there

[@barryvanhook423]

DAN- They were zapping each other FANS- They were healing each other

[@MrPig505]

ATTENTION Dab Police there has been reports of a dabbing man @ 9:12

[@braskafilms]

I say it as well

[@maureen5656]

See i knew it

[@gridlock2607]

9:12 the wheelbarrow guy is dabbing 😂😂 10:14 too arrest Henry

[@gabehagan1948]

i was about to type that but then i saw this

[@fitriplayz7262]

@@gabehagan1948 same but i've already did it😂

[@boxbotto]

Same

[@toxiconestyy3183]

GRIDLOCK PLAYZ boi i was hoping no one wrote that but you did lol he was dabbing (9:13) while staring at the camera {looking at dan}

[@toxiconestyy3183]

wow everyone here replying to you feels the same way

[@Xyoutube]

Dan should have posted a video today titled.."IM GOING ON TOUR... AGAIN!!!" then at the very end say.. " oh one more thing I forgot, happy April fools. BYYEEEEE!!!"

[@rebeccaking7145]

Oops I meant to say binh

[@judahbrewster]

X they don’t do April Fools in London. APRIL FOOLS!!! 🤪🤩😂

[@kakarotsolos]

So T R U E.

[@rachelgibson2113]

@@judahbrewster Oh man, Ya got me😅

[@faraj2576]

Dan you have changed so much i remember the dan vs jemma minecraft 1v1's been here since 800,000 subs and you have been blowing up recently i love your videos and keep it up Dan

[@kyleejones2852]

“There are literally body’s everywhere” -Dantdm April 1st 2019

[@justininvergo9541]

haha

[@kyleejones2852]

Random Girl XOXO yeah I had lots of things on my mind and I type fast kinda

[@zanderofpumpkins9732]

11:15 in this round Dan, FYI, Priests don't attack. they heal.

[@alovelybirdie]

He *protecc* He *attacc* But most importantly He *bring totally accurate battle simulator bacc*

[@octopus123]

😂

[@essencegyration500]

Yass

[@briftdoard]

Do you mean he attacc

[@R0se_Th0rnz]

YASSSSSS

[@SudsyDiamond]

He thicc

[@whiteguyatwalmart7129]

Make this into a new series! I used to love these videos!☺️

[@seasonof_melodies586]

Same

[@rustydoughnut5542]

Yehs definitely

[@P1ckledPea]

W8, used to?

[@mrduck8917]

Fuggler Funnies what is that thump nail a puppet

[@theunknownoneyt9683]

USE TO

[@khanmd.obaidullah3646]

Man i loved it when dan was still playing tabs

[@sidewaysfox]

3:13 Dan: I'm going to try to make this as fair as possible. *Puts 4 beserkers on the blue side and three on the red* Me: Nice try, Dan.

[@murdochwong3346]

Finally, somebody else who noticed!

[@justinwashereee]

He also said "At least try to" so um no offence but are you deaf? Or have hearing problems? Again, no offence.

[@FinderHere]

@@justinwashereee late but uh if you call someone deaf who isnt they probably will take offence

[@justinwashereee]

FinderHere I said no offense. I'm not trying to say he/she is deaf, I was only asking.

[@spencerbrunner9239]

That’s what I was thinking.

[@barneylovestheharp1936]

8:30 Dan: I don’t think these guys are it, they’re just throwing apples and spuds at him. *They beat the mammoth* Dan: THEY WON! Me: Never underestimate the power of APPLES AND SPUDS!!

[@rangerseventy7586]

Me: those are apples dan not tomatos

[@crabgottricked7917]

I read that without even knowing XD

[@keremti72]

I think the same youl realy know if u beaten someone to death with it

[@nolanh8607]

why can a few regular people kill a mammoth but 5 clones of zeus cant?

[@cocknball410]

It's a game

[@buia499]

Because this is TOTALLY ACCURATE

[@HM-jl8pr]

Because people are stronger than gods

[@TheFerretofEarth]

Yeah people are stronger then gods,because if we don’t believe in god they will not exist

[@TheFerretofEarth]

Because they are clones of Zeus

[@TheRealCellow]

3:43 Ice archer: *_IM I A JOKE TO YOU?!_*

[@TheOboys]

I put exact same comment

[@someperson4773]

18:23 when he brings him down I can just imagine Jhon Cena song playing in da background

[@codenameblue7368]

18:12

[@SuperGalaxy8]

7:57 Dan: Zeus is a 2000 and *"HE"* can Beat 5 of them! Mammoth: *"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"*

[@KatNPant]

"Why are the mammothes so good" he was not ready for the ice giant

[@jakkosworld4619]

They weren’t added at that time :/

[@dcmjdee]

Totally inaccurate battle simulator should be a spin off, where logic actually exists and science does too

[@kasamigi8031]

Should i remind you of why games are made? IT'S FOR FUN!

[@starrie.s]

Yay I dont understand... EXPLAIN NOW

[@mutiny7755]

@@kasamigi8031?

[@kasamigi8031]

@@mutiny7755 Yes? :)

[@dcmjdee]

okok I'll explain, because totally accurate battle simulator has no proven science and logic in it, so won't totally inaccurate be logical?

[@pataeto4811]

17:43 The second mammoth from the right literally SNEEZED out a halfling AHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@bananachip5277]

*Sneezes after reading this* *Checks to see if sneezed out a halfing aka the halfings are hobbits*

[@Tbird___]

Dan, one of the only KZbinr that makes a real video on April fools

[@charlotteemilyreal]

here lies Red King 2019-2019 cause of death: dEatH bY thE tOe

[@aaronparkinson6556]

RIP he was strong but his toe got chopped off

[@michellejacobs560]

RIP he was a warrior but he had one Achilles heel HIs TOE

[@ItzBrittanyB1tch22]

RIP the last standing toe

[@Yermother642]

It should be toe got cut off by a sword

[@jeronimochiecchio8107]

this is the best video

[@kingdave7996]

Dan: "I'll match your long spear with 5 long spears." Me: "There's 12"

[@cloudydoesroblox2103]

11*

[@joycevillareal-nodado590]

9:11 Me:(calling the dab police) Dab police:what is it Me:someone dabs Dab police:(gasp)

[@kyegea1529]

Why 9.11

[@seasonof_melodies586]

@@kyegea1529 police number

[@outofboundariesreadabout7213]

Dab police is 2017 bruh who cares about that anymore I dab

[@exiledsonofgod]

@@outofboundariesreadabout7213 Boi Im Get Dah Dab Popo On Your Dab Fbi: FBI STOP DABING

[@alyssakapuniai-ryan2414]

Electric Daddy UK it’s jst a running joke from this channel

[@victorbeaulieu4015]

Dan: puts 420 points on red side and puts 2720 poits on blue. Also Dan: This seams fair!

[@MrModrobulvus_alt]

poiNts*

[@victorbeaulieu4015]

@Mr. Modrobulvus bruh

[@crazyz1135]

Totally amazing butt simulator Anyone remember that

[@LittlestCatalogue]

Crazy Zomboss u made so many memories come back XD

[@shaikhabdullah6165]

Crazy Zomboss yeah he said this when he started playing this game.. lol

[@rossgoosen7269]

Yes nostalgia

[@theinvincibleobsidian3543]

Me

[@amazinggaming4611]

Yeah

[@LolitaBonita32]

Just me who remembers him playing this before?

[@shoestreet6811]

Me

[@thatdesiree]

don't worry, i do

[@orion4702]

Me

[@jamesg1979]

me

[@CyanideOfficialMusic06]

Me

[@ImDrd]

WOW! I never played TABS before ;~; Keep up the video!

[@hyou_ta]

It's free to play dude! :D

[@ImDrd]

Jake[] School of Chaos and more! WHAT??!?! I never realised that its free ;~;

[@johankaruyan5536]

The older version it free to play but this is not Or u can just go over to IGG GAMES and get it for free

[@NinjaSpider000]

"People are attacking our own people but we still won!" The preists heal the strongest unit..

[@DoodleDan]

omg the best game ever is back!

[@crimserk]

You clearly havent played mafia city

[@RayAnimations..]

Its developed more characters too

[@RayAnimations..]

@@crimserk thats how the mafia works

[@crimserk]

@@RayAnimations.. exactly

[@RayAnimations..]

@@crimserk lol

[@athyena-]

Dan:I want to make this battle kind of even Also Dan: *puts 4 berserkers on blue but only 3 on red*

[@aboody_0044]

All mighty great lords please bring back this series

[@gimics4966]

Bards are to attract your units by playing music and make your units fall of the map Some bards are sometimes useless in different maps

[@ManavIsEpic]

8:54: *the ultimate food fight*

[@datsnipintigerdoe1941]

1:24 I can feel his pain... *INSTANT REGRET*

[@dhruvthejarani9405]

15:36 what a dodge by the potion guy on the right.

[@maxvernonimous]

Dans monthly quote “Afros collide”

[@boardslidese6179]

14:28 the bear head guy saved the guy from the knight but he still died

[@mackenziecottier]

couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole video! I need oxygen now.

[@prpr6008]

ik right

[@jinnyboi2204]

Mackenzie Cottier You always need oxygen but ok.

[@nightgamerboy2433]

Same

[@djgamnggames3212]

BOI SAME HERE

[@Coco-ke5db]

Cool

[@angelahart6634]

15:20 "we'll done lads,you've bundled your hay tighter than everyone else " -DanTDM 2019

[@xxjjrxx8707]

When the hay bayler was glitching out I laughed so hard 😂

[@HARDTEKKK]

Seeing people killing each other DanTDM*: Its a lot of fun

[@lysnelong5613]

Rctvhvrsdgblnwcbjy fun herbs bashful bound gauss fanciful

[@epicjay1235]

No its not. Seeing people killing each other is horrid

[@HARDTEKKK]

@@epicjay1235 yes just bashing each other

[@jessicawilliamson2734]

Dan should dye his hair blood red XD

[@dyegobettoni8923]

Aye

[@ILaith22]

9:12 does Dan not realise that he IS DABBING

[@joeanderson3853]

Dab dab till your dead

[@jorb7793]

14:59 one of the hayblayers are flipping out

[@Riverrocks777]

YoshipieYT he noticed that later

[@kmlgsn]

Seizure

[@cocknballpainisbae1182]

Ayyy I love this game thx for playing again

[@katherinehernandez8470]

same

[@MG42gaming]

Same

[@jpeg7082]

Oh I remember these.. brings back memories of Dan's old hairstyle and his dark blue hair.

[@lemon.is.not.there.]

"Making Freinds" Wink Wink

[@VapingWithJay]

???

[@100normalnameguy5]

I dont get it its not even innapropriate :/

[@sabihasadek6060]

You spelt friend wrong

[@winkwink8433]

Heyy that’s my name

[@DinDaMan]

Its spelled f-r-i-e-n-d-s

[@CHROME.FINDER]

8:23 the guy throws a tomato at the mammoths butt

[@Aprroxi]

I was playing and a spear thrower threw a spear at a knights butt killed him did the same to a king and the dude got destroyed by the king

[@thebear7879]

Dan, if you didnt know, you could press f on one of the characters and then you could play as them

[@SoloXYouTube]

That wasn't on the version he played that feature didn't come out until a while after 😤

[@dusk674]

Weather Person: today blue and red people are raining Get your umbrellas out!

[@Cardboard_circle]

your green umbrella anyways....

[@Cardboard_circle]

@Jinger ralph the troll lol

[@euniceofrasio4845]

Itz_Dustin Xx u mean weather forcaster

[@fromtheuppermaxala]

9:12 Afro guy:(Dabs) Me:Hello is that dab police? We've got a problem...

[@linhan3957]

lol

[@haley-rc9bz]

yeah i saw him DAB that's why i came down to see if anyone else noticed

[@-lazified-]

NO WAY?!?!?!

[@displayercon6313]

*DABS* hehehheh (I am a fan of dantdm)

[@spiko7]

JimothyTheGreat 05 that was a weak dab

[@dominicgabrielpresno9127]

*"Why Are They Taking They're Own Thing?"* DanTDM April Fools, 2019

[@lightningthebeast]

I think he said attacking

[@charlotteemilyreal]

*grammar* iS nOt They're iS Their. sorry

[@Ramen_maruchan]

Fuzzy Banana Pants its, it’s not iS

[@Hafidh-xz9ot]

I will never get bored from this series

[@samedud5051]

Dan you should do mammoth bowling

[@RolandoJrCornejo]

Dan said while watching how the snake archers initially fire "do they just fire snakes out of arrows?"

[@tylerplaez6941]

I was waiting for someone to mention that

[@tylerplaez6941]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@quentinaphellion8684]

*My favorite lines and and things that happened* : 14:21 LOL DAN SAID "he swung *toe* hard!" 9:11 blue wheelbarrow guy: _dabs_ 10:13: red wheelbarrow guy : _one hand dabs_ 10:43 Dan: Oh... that is... quite the _spear_ you're goina throw ;-; 15:22 Dan: Good job lads, you have bundled your _hay_ *tighter* than everyone else XDDDD 18:04: When everyone just had a dance party in college:

[@crispyllama16]

I love ur vids. pls do more prison architect! Thnx

[@user-uy4qm8hd8x]

Dan I love your videos and I have been watching you since 2014 (rip Minecraft). Anyway I just wanna say that if I could choose only 1 youtuber to watch it would be you. Thank you for cheering me up everyday.

[@dylbert0073]

Idc

[@dylbert0073]

Jk same here

[@no-ij6uv]

What’s a Jarl? He wearing the head of something he’s beheaded I guess. Good job putting two and two together Dan. No hate btw, it cracked me up

[@Iamfrozen131]

i give hate. on the way he pronounced it.

[@W31-123]

11:16 the catapult is lord wonky eye

[@zanderfish1232]

9:12 hahhh it’s a code t97 a videogame dab and on a vid

[@mist2666]

Who has been subbed since Diamond Dimensions I know I have Btw your the person (Dan) who has made me happy when I’m sad Thx Dan💙💎

[@jemkiochy5151]

16:39 how most of the mammoths got extinct

[@brooklynhitner24]

THIS IS HOW MAMMOTHS WENT EXTINCT BECAUSE DAN MADE THEM FIGHT!!!

[@bananachip5277]

Me: Poor mammoths (Flashback of seeing a mammoths bone) Me: Wait does this mean mammoths are still alive??

[@shiyuuki_]

Kinda Dude haha but not really... xD

[@fablihazubaida]

Imao

[@lisafarina9825]

Dan: Aren't Minotaurs supposed to be half human? Me: I honestly have no idea. Dan: He's full bull! Me: Lol..

[@goldenhooters1204]

*half

[@euniceofrasio4845]

Lisa Farina omg when i was gonna read this and i was gonna start DAN SAID WHAT U COMMENTED

[@euniceofrasio4845]

Nicky Dotson u have a point right

[@lisafarina9825]

@@goldenhooters1204 thx for the correction!

[@goldenhooters1204]

@@xxgrapeapplesxx9616 if you arent sure dont make a comment. Yes you are wrong, a minotaur IS half bull half human. Shut up and research for you call someone wrong

[@The_Sword2342]

Did anyone else notice that one wheelbarrow guy dab? LMAO!

[@trevorb7866]

*WHERE IS THE NOTIFICATION SQUAD AT?!?!?* *My dream is to be a big YouTubér... Any support is appreciated!!*

[@rachellemorris3913]

Right here my boi!!!!

[@alyss_aq]

stop self promoting

[@interopsty]

Over Here!

[@knoken0840]

Here i am!

[@birkanal8957]

Everyones dream dude

[@johana2653]

Dan:cool battle *hits toe* Fan:OMG SO EPIC!!!!!

[@manasagudheti6867]

17:45 the final halfling goes fling across the battle by a mammoth and “survived”

[@TheAbfanservices]

This game is so good i am going to buy this game! And did anyone notice the afro dude dabbed when he fell?

[@georgehowell7799]

I saw to

[@annarubinchik9591]

*INSERT DAB POLICE SCREAMING*

[@Creaturesoflove]

*NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[@psychogiggle]

YES

[@lucasprice9170]

Plop Gang dun dun duuuuuun

[@itsfadedvoid7147]

I've been waiting for the final version to come out for ever FINALLY!!

[@crustycolin2770]

This is a Early Access. Its not a FULL RELEASE. I wish it was a full release to... But either way, its a great game!

[@Empiriarch1945]

They will still add new content, this is still Early Access

[@Bingo5796]

Dan PLS but plssss do pruson architect and build death rów

[@Joe-sd3du]

mammoth: beats gods also mammoth: loses to some villagers

[@kalebroberts7301]

Different villagers I know

[@liamandzooeysdreamland6676]

9:12 LoL blue guy is dabbing code :999 = Blue man with an afro dabs in world war 3 🤣🤣🤣

[@simeonMichael87]

This is the most unfunny comment I have ever seen

[@thebeansat2am392]

A DAB?!? 2319! WE GOT A 2319!

[@probablysilencer]

Dan:I need epic Music Me:ok Headbutters:ahhh AHHHHHHH!!! AGGHHHHHHHH!!

[@suchitrasailesh7705]

1:27 "and his name is John Cena!" tan tan tan taaan, tan tan tan taan!

[@birdie_fs]

Lol

[@user-dq9nx7ut3c]

rose are red violet are blue dis isn't clickbait so you should watch it till the end

[@0420MRGREEN]

-_

[@justmik5542]

My Report: At 9:12, That guy is dabbing!

[@masive1251]

Ikr I was looking through the comments to see if anyone noticed that, lmao

[@tykomaleblanc2960]

Red dude dabs 10:14

[@bundatamitami8080]

11:33 That looks ... Really symbolic

[@miguelthebot6714]

Dan I love your videos you play so many cool games

[@puprallgaming4947]

Lol

[@barneylovestheharp1936]

Wait let me get this straight. 5 Zeus’s can’t be a mammoth but a bunch of wheel barrow guys throwing spuds and tomatoes can? What is life?

[@_Savv_]

your pfp scares me...

[@dizzyroses5414]

Yes what is life what is it we need to know!

[@blaze4109]

actually the proper plural form would be Zeuses

[@n1tr052]

Blaze the Dragon actually it would be Zeusesesseeseseseeeseseeeees

[@SoloXYouTube]

That's the question I ask myself EVERY day

[@barneylovestheharp1936]

8:30 Dan: I don’t think these guys are it. *They beat the mammoth* Dan: Wut!

[@zackthegamer8881]

Will you not comment 3 time

[@jennifersinclair3042]

Anyone else watching in 2022 wanting Dan to play this again because of the new updates that have came out.

[@ruiztheninja2378]

Start to play totally accurate battle simulator more please

[@sillynerdster]

Dan:THE MAMMOTHS ARE SO GOOD A few years ago:THESE MAMMOTHS ARE SO BAD

[@shaoyu6925]

9:11 IS HE DOING A DAB??? DAB POLICE IS HERE!!!

[@sackboy1665]

No dab police

[@tykomaleblanc2960]

Red dude dabs at 10:14 too

[@martawoznialis8075]

9:12 Me: WAIT---- STOP. REWIND 5 SECONDS ! * stops and sees the blue character * Me: h-h-h-he .....he...Is.... dabbin------- * faints *

[@tykomaleblanc2960]

Red dude dabs too at 10:14

[@martawoznialis8075]

@@tykomaleblanc2960 Nooo WhErE's the DaB PoLiCe AT?!!?!?!

[@tykomaleblanc2960]

We are dab police

[@tykomaleblanc2960]

Dab police attack them dabers

[@tykomaleblanc2960]

Not attack arrest them

[@boneheadgaming6051]

*[TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES]*

[@boneheadgaming6051]

Diether Roi De Guzman I dont speak that language

[@ChefCatHere]

The halflings at the end flying killed me 😭

[@michaelhoehne1903]

Definitely would want more of this! Maybe combine it with a community challenge or something