Giantbomb Unprofessional Fridays - Steak-umms

[@youseenednedisdead]

this is a comfort video for me

[@SasukeJR]

I always come back to this once in a blue moon and despite watching it a few times, hearing Jeff shout "DID YOU CUT A FUCKING PURSE UP INTO SQUARES?" made me cry

[@BunnLilah]

Lol I always thought he said "person" but you're right.

[@2x4noah]

All these years later and this segment is still comedy gold

[@PurpleDingoPress]

No matter how bad I'm feeling, hearing Jeff's "YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" when they break out the Steak-Umms always cheers me up.

[@zrobeast]

Moses Bushido I know I’m a couple months late with this, but look up the clip of Ben (over a call or Skype) sounding like he was turning into a demon during a Bombcast. Jeff does a very similar “YEAHHH” and it’s still hilarious.

[@00ABBITT00]

WHY DO I CONTINUE TO RETURN TO THIS VODEO?

[@s871-c1q]

Jeff was so good this video. "WHAT ELSE IS ON THE INTERNET TODAY?"

[@jeremyquiros5483]

What I've enjoyed most about the GB crew over the years is their collective breadth of knowledge of trashy food. Jeff and Rorie's knowledge of Grocery Outlet, Ryan and Jeff's knowledge of mainstream pizza franchises, Patrick's knowledge of K-Mart checkout pizzas, Drew's knowledge of Finnish energy drinks, Alexis' knowledge of Steak-Umms, Dan's encyclopedic knowledge of Taco Bell... The world of shitty food runs through Giant Bomb's arteries, and I love it.

[@averageo2343]

I like that they got Kane from Command and Conquer to teach us how to cook Steak-umms properly. Peace Through Power

[@twist3d537]

+AverageO Steak with Cheese!

[@VeI_2.0]

I rewatch Giantbomb's food clips whenever I have an awesome Saturday takeaway night!

[@atortarr]

This is why I watch Giant Bomb.

[@BunnLilah]

0:56 "Now turn safe search off" Lol I've watched this so many times and I never noticed Vinny said that.

[@KaneRobot]

"Jeff, we lead very different lives."

[@rubaiyat300]

I love that Drew is just steadily being broken down through this clip as a whole new universe of horror is revealed to him

[@CureOptimismForHumanity]

I looked up Steak-Umms and apparently they're emulsified leftovers scraped from a slaughterhouse floor, pressed into a loaf and sliced into thin squares.

[@thegameneededme5]

Time for my annual viewing of this video

[@littlecoley88]

Never a reassuring thing to put "umm" in the name of a food product. "It's steak -- umm, mostly. Probably. Yeah, steak."

[@jonimendes6779]

PREPARE THE STEAK-UMM`S!

[@KaneRobot]

Now that the original incarnation of the site is essentially dead, this is probably my favorite moment in their history.

[@jeremyquiros5483]

11:06 When I heard this for the first time, I hadn’t heard of the term “whale” as it related to gaming yet and thought they were talking about really heavy people spending $5-10k a day on groceries. 😅

[@seraphimos]

i just got a steakum ad on tiktok and had to come here

[@sbkidjamx]

“Yeah, she’s FUCKING hungry!”

[@VeI_2.0]

PREEEPAAAARREE THE STEAK-UUUMS!!

[@jkrycz]

"Used food?"

[@deltase7en717]

"Except Matt, Matt likes with dogshit" i laughed so hard that i had to pause the video, 10/10

[@BakerMikeRomeo]

THROW ALL THAT BULLSHIT AWAY. YOU DON'T NEED IT.

[@brandonsclips7741]

I've tried looking for that steakumms tutorial by itself but I think it's essentially lost media

[@orijimi]

wayback machine?

[@Sammo212]

There are a box of Steak-umms in my freezer right now that my wife randomly bought. Best wife ever or worst? You decide.

[@bradleybindle6428]

Brad Shoemaker was apparently fired over this video.

[@KaneRobot]

12 inch, triple cheese, LOADED WITH EXTRA ONIONS

[@gameboizchannel]

One take.

[@LeeShadow]

I bought some Steak umms because of this, They turned out to be OK. I don't think I never had them before. I would not eat them "Plain" as they are pretty bland without flavoring of some kind. Now I'm gunna watch this again and odds are want some more Streak-umms again.

[@LeeShadow]

If anyone's wondering I saw them at Wal-mart for 2$ I'd never seen them sold elsewhere.

[@DethThrasher1]

they may taste ok, but i'm sure they are slowly killing you

[@OtaconEmmerich]

lam neth Considering this post is nearly a year old and I'm still alive...I don't think they will kill me. Also I didn't bother buying them again. Not really worth the hassle.

[@Retro_Jim]

Thanks for uploading this segment, busted a gut seeing this in last stream.

[@CriticalMrs]

Everytime I have pizza I think of this video

[@townsend5321]

I love that Jeff has a pre-existing knowledge of grocery outlet promo videos

[@WampaLord]

Drew going "Did you say that you've seen this before?" during the Grocery Outlet video is hilarious

[@jeremyquiros5483]

@@WampaLord "We live totally different lives, Jeff."

[@zrobeast]

I would think a cooked and cut-up Steak-umm would be good as a pizza topping. I dunno what a Steak-umm tastes like by itself, but I imagine it would be an easy way to make a Philly Cheese Steak (or whatever America's Favorite Sliced Steak would be decent in) pizza if you got the rest of the ingredients together.

[@goonertron87]

Jeff needs to do rift tracks for movies.

[@chillnspace777]

I concur

[@avagardra]

I was lucky enough to have heard of steak-umms but never actually knew what they were until I saw this.

[@chiefbeef1003]

She's gonna make a Steak-Umm!

[@lnfreeman]

So is the point of steak-umms basically that you can make your own philly cheese steak?

[@Veldoril]

PREPAAAARE THE STEAK-UMMS!

[@k0ngbuster]

Keep pressing zero, you'll thank me later.

[@DanHassan]

Since the site was changed (more like defaced) I'm glad this got archived.

[@moondragon5630]

Prepare the STEAKUMS

[@Hapos06]

If you press Ctrl + 0 your browser resets to the default zoom.

[@Faint191]

True story: My KZbin was stuck zoomed in for a month and I didn't know why until Vinny shouted out "Ctrl and the mouse wheel." A king among men.

[@MrReillyzz]

Read the description to watch the crew play Second life if you liked this.

[@rayfran06]

Haha Steakumms again dad!

[@Gecoma]

Was that just a random picture of Buffy during the google search part haha

[@MeAuntieNora]

Uploader probably misspelled "stake" lol. The "umm" part is anyone's guess.

[@ForeverMasterless]

What is with our country's relationship to food? I'm looking at that thinking, "I'd eat that," and then another part of my brain kicks in and goes, "why the fuck would you eat that?! What is wrong with you?! You're a disgusting person!" but I'd still eat it and just accept the dirty, gross, empty feeling that follows. I feel brainwashed...

[@DCMaarten]

The steak umm guy looks like Kayne from C&C

[@yakzach]

it looks like a napkin dipped in coffee

[@Veldoril]

The Bombcrew are hilarious! xD

[@Harkness78]

Decent video, don't know why you would watch it again and again

[@PurpleDingoPress]

Hey, it's Matt. From the video. Please help. They won't let me eat anything but Steak-Umms. I'm pretty sure my colon ruptured.

[@KaneRobot]

That's what happens when you eat it with dog shit

[@ThankYouStayedHere]

Did he just put oil on a cold pan? WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN

[@FancyKerbloops]

+ThankYouStayedHere When I'm busy in the kitchen with a meal with multiple elements to work on (Such as a stir-fry) I do that so that as the oil begins to hiss loudly, it signals to me from across the kitchen while I'm cutting up vegetables or fishing out noodles from the fridge or pantry, that it's ready to add stuff to the pan.

[@Plexipal]

The steak-umm website is really different in 2017

[@ehmazin]

You should take them out of the box, Dad

[@gamesgrave9180]

dope

[@GeneDangoMd]

Classic

[@Earthbound12]

When I was a kid I used to eat these all the time. I was a dumb kid.

[@Skinkemann]

Hahaha! Wow, this -- I, I, uhm. Well. The world is strange.

[@rtslord]

Those looked kinda like Gyro meat

[@sony154]

720p plix

[@MagikGimp]

I don't understand the point of SO many American things. Mostly food.

[@deveroth8871]

nobody fucking cares?

[@MagikGimp]

+deveroth American teen male patriotism is the worst.

[@deveroth8871]

*bitch ass. silly auto-correct.

[@super_genius]

+deveroth hello non poor person what is your job

[@venatioo]

Steak-ums look disgusting

[@LeeShadow]

I just realized the Steak-umms I had we're like twice as thin and not as good looking as the ones shown in the video..