We Went to Germany!

[@bitsRboolean]

I audibly gasped at the ending reveal

[@SLCGoth]

HOLY SHIT, WORTH IT!

[@JeffreyGrubb]

"Is this a war thing?"

[@MrSeagallo]

Oh no

[@josefranciscogoncalves7069]

You guys should make a PowerPoint slide presentation of sentences said during this video and "try" to guess who said what 😅

[@RiskyFriskyHandle]

Nein! 🤥

[@Lanuun]

american education for the win

[@listofromantics]

@@Lanuun To be fair... 1. It's Dan. 2. He was raised in Kansas.

[@videospacegames3321]

Spectacular ending. Was not disappointed.

[@BQhjort]

This kind of stuff is easily the best output Giant Bomb's doing these days. So much fun, such great vibes. Everyone does great, but a special shoutout to Bailey for what she's adding to the group dynamics. Love it.

[@StillChewy]

YO THE ENDING THOOOO! ICONIC!!!

[@abayarts]

I think the narrative line with the DJ was great. Like it has a beginning, middle, and end.

[@cFlats]

Bailey doing stoic work translating the outside world for poor Dan.

[@BradfordTspencer]

Bailey is so sweet for accommodating both of our special baby boys, mike and dan, the abrassive and abroad. Holy moly wat a trip. Id pay to go to a museum with you guys. Great shots and editing as well GB!

[@lastchance10123]

Wow that ending will go down as one of the greatest reveals in giant bomb history

[@mrsmi1ey]

of course dan pulled off that ending. there was never a doubt!

[@cameronrramos]

Really enjoying seeing Bailey integrate with the team more, good vibes in this!

[@jakedoesnotknow]

That Troy Baker whisper killed me

[@kuhanesh]

If Dan didn't recount meeting Troy on the podcast, I would have 100% done a spit take when he silently glided his way into frame.

[@TheDrumkid92]

Time stamp?

[@kuhanesh]

@@TheDrumkid92 42:26

[@TheDrumkid92]

@@kuhanesh lmao incredible, thank you! I must have looked away at that part or something, I completely missed it

[@YurikRoss]

@@kuhanesh Also Troy Baker has some history with Giant Bomb. He did one of the Game of the Year scripted segment with Dan a few years ago so i could see him joking around with them

[@TMoneyOG]

Oh my god. Dan in the chocolate museum was somehow even more on-brand than all the stories we heard leading up to this. This is further proof that Dan is weirder than Mike. I’m so glad all of that was recorded.

[@brandonmelling771]

At least he's a likable sort of weird 😂

[@TMoneyOG]

@@brandonmelling771 lol very true

[@listofromantics]

One minute in and I'm already getting flashbacks to Ryan & Vinny traveling to Liverpool.

[@mattytait123]

Hahaha no way is this a thing

[@broshmosh]

@@mattytait123 Yes and it is gold

[@xdan0x]

I was out in town (Liverpool) that night and have always been gutted I never saw them that night. Boss video as @broshmosh said

[@Robo_Latte]

Was not prepared for the ending

[@supazio]

shoutout to jan at 38:39 for (repeatedly) conducting the shot, then keeping outtakes because he knows these knuckleheads being themselves is the content

[@MichaelROLeary]

Knowing details about the museum trip ahead of watching gave me more dread than most horror films haha

[@kibbleeater1]

Dan: "They're scarier than a roller-coaster because they're slow and you can't get off" As opposed to a roller-coaster where they're fast and you can leave whenever you want

[@GeorgeD3]

Marvel-style ending stinger. Incredible

[@signguybubsy4590]

Dan was right and also made a perfect Jurassic Park reference.

[@KrystianMajewski]

I lived in Cologne for over a decade and I have to say, it is UNREAL to see you at Severinstraße. Also next time you need to check out the autofellatio statue

[@saltpeterjunky]

Putting Bavarian brass music as the soundtrack to your trip to Cologne...you are in DANGEROUS territory, my friend!

[@mockupgoodsco.6948]

Dan looking at a tree and asking 'is this a shoot?' is going to haunt me

[@fuzzhouse507]

Oh, this was great! What an ending!

[@lillycue]

Nice ending, I'm now following her on IG! Thanks GB

[@abayarts]

That ending!!!

[@DripsMalone]

Still in the chocolate museum section of the video, but I'll say, it's amazing to watch Dan refuse to absorb and process any of the obvious information that he's being "confronted" with at every turn.

[@danielbradley1926]

Thank God Bailey so there was another functioning adult

[@MercMercury]

"Kinda like what I imagine happens when you eat fruit" -Mitch Tolkoto Bailey was a delight as always, and wow that was quite the ending, a whole saga was told here hahaha

[@MissAshley42]

Jan deserves a raise. Bakalar, cut the check!

[@Laserbeams_]

Holy shit that ending

[@DantePlaysOldGames]

Great work, Jan! And great work everyone on having a fun silly time. I was in Cologne for the Christmas markets not too long ago and it was neat to see you all explore it. And that ENDING OMG!!

[@galaxiid_]

Dan was right about how to pronounce panko! free him!

[@stephenpaul2637]

accurate! justice for dan!

[@orijimi]

Sadly, most culinary workers have committed to an americanized pronunciation.

[@XSpiegel]

Jupp. I guess they pronounce Naruro as Neeeyruto.

[@junibug6790]

@@XSpiegel And Pokey-Man!

[@Lomner]

Will this be a situation where Dan uses this as an opportunity to one up his friends or will he lean into calling it 'pain-ko' cuz it irritates a small portion of the fanbase, i.e. us? Either way, Dan wins.

[@palregionplays]

THAT REVEAL!!! I actually gasped!

[@flaneurpainter]

Love this. Glad you had a good time downriver from me

[@ChrisLT]

Wir suchen dich all over. THAT ENDING!!

[@fanciestofcats7111]

Bailey is a national treasure

[@TheEvilCory]

Perfect ending haha

[@endgamexpress]

Love this, thanks for putting it together

[@MPLoura]

"Are they German too?" "VOLKSWAGEN!?"

[@cyclone9793]

The best post credit scene since when the MCU was actually good.

[@fboa01]

Looks at real tree "so is this real or is this a work"

[@Lomner]

Dan pronouncing Panko correctly and getting corrected by Mike and Bailey hurts.

[@maian1]

It’s cool/concerning how much wonder Dan can still find in the world.

[@parkerstoops6058]

ENGLISH!

[@Muppio]

Dan is the kind of guy who i can't tell if he's fucking with me or not.

[@MisterBizit]

Jan this is incredible work. Riveting from beginning to especially the end.

[@weddek100]

Incredible ending

[@griftgfx]

Like a Dan in a candy store.

[@Ettappel]

That’s a great build up to the surprise ending.

[@thehalfnerd2221]

Keep up the vlogging and great contents, folks!

[@ThickJib]

Jan asked for comments, Personally I love Jan, Therefore I comment

[@figmentspace]

Guys, it's pAHnko. Dan is right 😂

[@ericwashenko1385]

ENGLISH

[@EricGillingham]

I was always in love with Jan, and lately Mike, but if you dont come out of this video in love with Bailey, something is wrong with you

[@mikesweeney2324]

"Is Volkswagen German?" Jesus christ Dan.

[@eduardoavai]

Surprised Dan didn't know who Gary Lineker was (at 46:13) considering his love for sportspeople who shit their pants.

[@CatatonicNali]

Hold up, is Dan loving sportspeople shitting themselves a real thing? If so has anyone told him about Paula Radcliffe stopping during the London marathon to do a shit on the side of the road? The best parts are that there are some pretty funny photos of her popping the squat and that she still won the marathon and clocked a time only a couple of minutes slower than her world record time from 2 years before.

[@mateuszQRDL]

I want to marry the cheese lady, just because of her proximity to cheese.

[@infinitepest]

holy smokes the ending 🤯 they’ve been no selling for weeks!

[@themelonballer575]

Fun and filled the bean information I crave.

[@orijimi]

30:10 It's a cake trap.

[@Mangoverboard1]

Truly incredible end

[@chrislenz]

I love GB travel videos

[@Squall2020]

This video was so well done. Thanks for sharing!

[@ShadowForksGames]

I have never been more ashamed of the country I live in, than going on this visit to the chocolate factory with you all. Thanks for sharing!

[@HeyYouPikablu]

I'd buy that for a dollar! - me on my couch

[@abayarts]

these goof balls are at it again.

[@bjabara]

got me at the end! Excellent Video.

[@BradfordTspencer]

This could get Mike cancelled once and for all

[@ChickenTuesday]

Dan simply refuses to learn how museums work

[@foggyspinks]

DJ A** and Ti** is the true ambassador of Chocolate apparently made of Beans

[@XSpiegel]

Its not "pæænko", you were correct the first time Dan 🎉

[@lucashopkins2017]

I'll say it. I'm with Dan on this one. Anytime I go to a museum, I look at the thing and go, "wow, this is really cool"....but I'm not reading all those plaques. Who has time for reading in a museum

[@BatteryBee]

Big fan of these vlogs. Top vibes ✨

[@definer0]

these trips are always the best!

[@DannyAgama]

[@CaptainFram]

i'm only six minutes in and this is already incredible

[@scottsumner3329]

2 seconds in and my mind is already blown by those corn dogs

[@mattytait123]

Iconic ending

[@TheM00ndawg]

confusing 'auto erotic' with 'animatronic', is genuinely very good.

[@BLCKCSTLS]

THEY FOUND HER

[@grahamscott7937]

truly a work of art

[@MissouriMatt54]

Thank you for the awesome content!

[@bickettryan]

as a lover of chocolate 17:37 is the greatest thing I have ever seen

[@CEverett9979]

Ah, yes. Dan's arch nemesis: The written word.

[@Chefoso89]

I'm here because Jan told me to comment. I already watched the video, but i fell asleep before DJ Asstits

[@colburn0004]

OMG THE END!!!

[@21kaduku]

Saw all the comments in talking about the end reveal. Nothing could have prepeared me.

[@BoredMonkeySlayer]

This is a fantastic video.

[@razveck]

The ending is crazy!

[@KingOfTheCrows]

A special guest at the end😮

[@xdan0x]

Excellent video🎉 🎉🎉

[@crescentfreshsongs]

It's weirdly reassuring that someone as shameless as Dan can still have those moments of "Oh god, I looked like an idiot for a second and that's going to take over my brain for the rest of the day". Edit: Jesus Christ, Mike's no longer the slur king, lmao. Edit 2: Yoooooooo! The legend herself!

[@BeaBeaBearnaise]

53:41 BÉARNAISE SAUCE MENTIONED

[@YourGoodTwin]

Dan dunking on anime dudes with swords and then immediately admitting that he bought a sword cause he thought Kill Bill was cool is the most Dan thing...

[@KittyKatMan93]

No exaggeration, the greatest ending to a video thing in the history of this website

[@calebmurray9049]

Wow it's really embarrassing how wrong Mike was about the panko pronunciation Bailey too but mostly Mike.

[@smulligan]

Yay travelogue

[@DrStrangeQuark]

I’m glad I watched up until that final reveal. What a great ride but the destination was somehow better.

[@ghnvt3]

Shout out to Jan for putting in the work on this one. Editing this must have been an absolute nightmare. Any chance you can share the timeline on this one?