GIANTS UPRISING

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Oney Plays Giants Uprising for PC. This video of Giant's Uprising Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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[@paymo14]

Chris keeps Zach in a giant pocket below his belly like a kangaroo

[@Spinalpalm]

Can confirm, pocket spotted

[@ashtray378]

whilst hitting the gretty - as the kids would say

[@clownthur4538]

and tomar keeps chris in his giant pocket (along with zach in his)

[@meowkittymeow69]

Talking about his foreskin?

[@CluelessJay1228]

Real

[@Mungus_Bungus]

Given the recent controversy of the giant up in the mountain I’m excited to see how the pondering llama tears this game down and tears down the Bible with that “gosh darn line about nephilim that everyone won’t shut up about”

[@reheatedpizza7292]

i accidentally hit next on my headset while watching critikals video on it and it brought me to this 😂😂😂

[@TerryHesticles87]

The boys were [REDACTED] after this video went live.

[@c.a.a.n7874]

Giants do exist, memes aside, we literally have found 1000s of skeletal remains proving so

[@thesteampunkking7141]

@@c.a.a.n7874ah yes, and there’s that whole thing about Nephelim that they won’t SHUT UP about

[@FilthyCasualty]

@@thesteampunkking7141 but dude! There be Giants!

[@ticomes3795]

Can't wait to see Lyle's classic cyclops eye when he reunites with his people

[@schizoidmeme5470]

Ghandi gifted him Laser Vision.

[@paulj6805]

Lyle's iconic one eye that he developed on the primordial froth

[@an8790]

"It's me, Lyle, the one eyed guy."

[@menialbee]

@@an8790 dadadaaa dadaaa dadadadadada

[@ChazMcRich1]

I love chris ignoring the pop up that teaches him how to sprint and then spending 15 minutes on a simple “run to the door” puzzle.

[@loganspangler4520]

Game Grump tier gameplay

[@ChazMcRich1]

@@loganspangler4520 literally lol

[@eachasteriod1334]

That was honestly so painful to watch

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

coupled with immediate "game bad"

[@Farticle]

Rely on lets players having eyes and you'll be disappointed every time.

[@Wunderkind04]

Fun Lore Fact for Giant's Uprising: The developers based this game on Lyle stomping and fights off rats in his house.

[@varsavgamestudios25]

Oh no... You've found out...

[@scronyx]

0:07 i wish there was a compilation of Zach doing his "wait wait wait wait wait" blended in with all the others from past videos to make a long continuous version.

[@QuantumPineapple]

I'm glad the Oney boys returned from their iconic Christmas Caper they do every year

[@FreakDaMIghet]

I love how iconic they have made the world iconic.

[@slingshotnerd]

@@FreakDaMIgheticronic isn’t it?

[@blessedafricarains6429]

@@slingshotnerd i have icronic pain in my scrotus

[@cuthbertwensleydale9]

They have their yearly Crime quota to hit and I appreciate that they just get it all out of the way first thing.

[@auxcide]

why is it always the same jokes with slight variations? WHY?

[@flxsemi653]

"Marvelous Melmo" is the Winter Soldier trigger word for Oneyplays it seems

[@largeDUMBASS]

any episode with a game revolving around a larger or smaller than normal man or some sort of alien or creature of a certain color is bound to be gold.

[@susanschubert1222]

…black baby?

[@boyo7918]

@@susanschubert1222 Black baby has it all

[@ferrisbueller9991]

And if said color just so happens to accompany retirement? Heaven on Earth. Makes euphoria from Fentanyl seem like a joke.

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

If only they paid attention even a little bit and 90% of the episode wouldn't be them trying to get through a gate. *le sigh*

[@sadnigga9768]

Chris legitimately having a game journalist moment with the falling gate

[@eachasteriod1334]

Unironic cuphead moment

[@throbbingfellow1136]

He’s like 62 years old, give him a break.

[@DrewPickles69]

It's only hard to watch if they start deflecting by blaming the game for struggling on something that isn't even a puzzle.

[@kravann]

It was Lyle playing

[@BetterOnichThanSorry]

Big tutorial screen pops up telling him what to do and he just skips it without reading it and then complains.

[@bippiebedd9122]

Best part of this game is how the scale is so bad that it just looks like ur a normal sized man that inhabits a word with tiny ant people

[@daroachdoggjr.6025]

The 5'11" vs 6'0" simulator

[@steVlthyboi]

Fun fact: that head split open thing Zach was making a bit about is an actual shock video of some guy from some Latin country tries to dive off a high wall that they use to protect streets from rising water levels and biffs the dive and lands head first into a concrete side walk or rocks I forget, and there is indeed an aftermath video of the guy at the hospital, and it is just an absolute mess

[@teteteteta2548]

It wasn’t Latin country it was Beirut Lebanon

[@NutTapActual]

@@teteteteta2548 aren’t they all the same? only big murica’ matters

[@SadenIsWatchin]

I know exactly what video you're talking about, but the aftermath isn't related to that initial vid. That guy got hit in the face by a chainsaw chain that snapped.

[@kaiviru]

damn, i thought he was referencing Bad Taste when Peter Jackson falls off a cliff and splits the back of his head open

[@Binkusbigday]

that's not very positive

[@simonwhittlebone9983]

“I feel like a modern day Rampage would be fun as fuck” “That’s a good conspiracy for 9/11” Hilarious follow-up, Zach. Never change.

[@tank1319]

Glad that everyone had a good rest Chris went back to Ireland to find his ancestor’s treasure Zach went back to his hole in Nebraska to get his powers back Tomar simply spent the holidays with his family and that’s good And Lyle had that crazy tantrum in LA where he killed rats to feed himself. Overall a good time off from the boys.

[@thewallsspeaktome3507]

The patented Lyle Belt came in clutch for him again

[@kitsachie.]

I thought Zach was from Kansas

[@tacosunbirth]

@@kitsachie. No way jóse! He'd take ya to Nebraska where he grew up if he heard you claim he was from Kansas

[@tacosunbirth]

Lyle's LA Rat Frenzy was insane. I knew he could go ballistic on a mouse every now and then, but I never knew what Lyle considered to be "Varmints that need to be exterminated" until I saw the aftermath of his "Pest removal" on all the LA news stations

[@chaos_box8820]

Too bad Lyle has issues differentiating rats and Puerto Ricans

[@LantisSakuru]

25:09 Tomar confirmed man of culture, Osamu Tezuka connoisseur

[@epicmassacre64]

Finally, the only content I consume. Returns to me once more.

[@theboiyouddate5722]

Literally same

[@jacobg2662]

And Jerma

[@Xeoah]

@@jacobg2662 omg we are the same person

[@Squirrelfaceboy]

vinnysentvinesus

[@bigfishball]

i was starting to get worried the oney boys were eaten by the icelandic starer, glad to see them back

[@lockerbuddy2039]

The idea that ALL zoomer humor, fashion and memes are all actually ancient and zoomer kids are actually just savants is peak humor.

[@aztro.99]

“yo this damascus steel is bussin no cap”

[@lockerbuddy2039]

​@@aztro.99 That's what the point of Damascus

[@skatinghippo366]

I like that Zach brought up Face-Splitting Pier Dive. Such a wholesome nice Liveleak video

[@kitsachie.]

Amazing how we all grew up watching the same horrible content

[@PoisonInc]

Guys face opens like a Venus flytrap.

[@Smartuur]

@@kitsachie. it's the same with porn. I think.

[@SenorGooch]

@@kitsachie. it’s almost like us using the internet like dickheads collectively 20 years ago brought us here today. Naturally gravitating to this channel

[@fitzhugh7463]

@@SenorGooch we all have shared trauma

[@KitKat_293]

the opening christian/jewish/atheist group prayer with one guy just saying the word "grace" and stopping was beautiful stuff

[@absolutezerochill2700]

nono, zach is a dirty protestant and chris is a catholic he was in ireland for 2 weeks so he could invade the protestant homeland of Northern Ireland and finally make it so that there's more catholics than protestants there for the first time in history

[@absolutezerochill2700]

Also that guy who said grace was Tomar He won't accept that he'll is actually real, and christianity was right all along (sorry)

[@oatiie]

I’ve been holding my breath since the last episode FOIIINALY

[@SkyflyNB]

I havent bathed since the last episode

[@JayzealiaBanks]

Bro got bigger lungs than the Finding Nemo cameraman

[@Man0fTrash]

I've been edging and gooning since the last episode : - )

[@plasticold2167]

Every year I do Noneyfap where I don't touch my cock during early January until Oneyplays resumes uploading, and lemme tell ya, it shows RESULTS.

[@aeiou901]

you were only supposed to hold your breath and count to ten

[@davidr3224]

Finally, I thought Chris would never recover from his severe case of elbow cancer, but at last, here he is

[@Angst-traum]

RNGesus heard his prayer.

[@grawrbage]

@Cohnway a bionic upgrade, even. in the far off year of 2023.

[@dksurfinbird]

​@Cohnway his elbow is augmented

[@Rustyhound-Cartoons]

I'm so glad he surgically removed thay conjoined twin he had growing out of his elbow

[@sticktackman]

the weenus transplant was a success

[@guhrizzlybaire]

I used to watch a train POV channel to relax while I was pregnant and really sick and one day it turned to this livestream of three really old dudes, claimed to be veterans who had seen giants in different parts of the world and were corroborating their stories. I never saw another train video on that channel and it disappeared, I wish I could remember the exact channel name but this was like 4 years ago. Now I can't see anything giant-related without thinking of those guys.

[@simont.4633]

wow that's pretty cool

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@rr53213rr Well it's 2023 so let's not make assumptions 🥲

[@guhrizzlybaire]

@@rr53213rr lol yeah but I wasn't a mom when I started watching them, to be fair

[@ethanfisher-perez9620]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 you're not funny enough to be here

[@torimato]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 booooo get a new line

[@youtubecensorship842]

Actual footage of Chris roaming around Ireland. His iconic trenchcoat got lost and he's looking for it.

[@internetbuff2086]

The boys are back in town

[@fettuccine8699]

Oh how wonderful. I’m crinkling my toes and slapping my feet together out of pure ecstasy for their arrival

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

The boys: * not paying attention * * Something that makes total sense to the story so far happens * The boys: how the fuck did that happen?!

[@ItsRyanHello]

the jerma way of reading plot

[@demisagoat]

@Iceman their cyberpunk 2077 "playthrough" in a nutshell 💀

[@skivvy3565]

That’s like every streamer talking over cutscenes then complaining to chat a game sucks just because they don’t know what to do next lol

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@Iceman "I know I haven't been paying attention but *WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE GAME!?"*

[@nibiru2x410]

@Punt-o-trim 3000 You made this situation up in your head.

[@PuertoRicanRattlesnake]

I think this games biggest issue is that the camera is so high in the air. The giant itself feels both small and slow, and reading people as people us extremely difficult when they look like shiny ants

[@thesurprisebox]

The thumbnail is what happens every time they have to convince Lyle to do another cool let's play

[@bluebarbe1389]

Zac bringing up liveleak vids is always a treat

[@catbirthdays]

not surprised lyle is good at this game as he does have the most experience crushing smashing and killing little creatures

[@zippityzoop2576]

MOOOOOOM GET IN HERE, ONEY AND FRIENDS ARE BACK, AHHHH

[@chkensammich]

this games sense of scale is giving me a headache

[@hashbrown777]

I mean when they got upset that the giant dropped "like the equivalent of two feet" and died, that's probably what'd happen though. The same reason an elephant cant jump an inch but a mouse can be yeeted off a building. Cube-square yo

[@varsavgamestudios25]

Thanks for playing! We just wanted to say, that we're greatful to you guys and all your viewers for your time invested in this gameplay! 🔥 We do know that it has some flaws as an early access title, but we do our best to create the game our community wants and take every opinion from Steam Discussions into the account (like we did with the most recent update). Thanks once again, have a noice day lads and keep on smashin' 👊🏼

[@Eisenbison]

Pin this comment, Oney!

[@KrymsonScale]

Keep up the amazing work!

[@varsavgamestudios25]

@@KrymsonScale Thank you! Will do! 🔥🔥

[@pkrissz]

It's nice to see Tomar keeping it real after the whole prostate massager incident.

[@stonecoldsteveaustin5429]

What a beautiful show of unity that opening was. Truly we are healing as a nation

[@austingaunwrestler]

For Chris to return with Zach in his big hairy palm while both of them are in Tomar's Iron Giant-like Hands.... All inside Lyle's Hippocampus is such oney-music to my oney-ears

[@joekaz5198]

I sure do love these fleshy Russian stacking dolls

[@sporovid5856]

I feel like 25% of my brain cells died after watching this video. Truly one of the most chaotic Oney Adventures.

[@Zavtrav]

My favorite part was watching Chris try and figure out that sprint to door puzzle.

[@jormilos]

He didn't even figure it out. Sounded like he handed the controller to Lyle by that point

[@alloutcard2218]

Anyone else get an instant jolt of serotonin whenever there's a new OneyPlays?

[@complimentbotd7232]

YEESS

[@dantemcedgelord9331]

thats not how serotonin works. you are talking about dopamin

[@echoowl7742]

Yes and an even bigger hit of dopamin when I find out it's a Cory-free episode.

[@pepesilvia429]

​@@echoowl7742 when I find out it's a Cory AND Zach episode dude I swear it's better than intravenous morphine

[@BILLROADKILL]

@@echoowl7742 im glad some1 feels the same way i have nothing against cory i just feel like he takes the spotlight a lot and i really only watch for these four

[@bluelightstudios6191]

I like how they got so confused as to why the giants were enslaved by the humans yet the game literally explained it to them but they weren't listening.

[@demisagoat]

Kinda like the switch "puzzle" LOL

[@MittensHidingKnives777]

Expecting Lyle to make a They Might Be Giants joke at some point

[@MittensHidingKnives777]

He unfortunately did not

[@nibiru2x410]

Tomar actually has made TMBG references like twice.

[@Henry.Nibler]

I prayed last night for new OP content. God must be real

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

The broccoli cut is today's equivalent of the bowl cut.

[@Slop_Dogg]

the 90’s was the bowl cut. The 2000’s had that gelled up spiky hair wave thing

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

@@Slop_Dogghe 2000’s was the spiked hair with the frosted tips!

[@SquidwardsBigFatNose]

Cant believe no one slipped a "fedoras are awesome" into that intro

[@666slateran666]

Finally Corey is gone and the voices in my head will cease

[@guyemu1211]

isn't it great when the game tells you exactly how to solve a puzzle and chris is so dense he skips the tip and doesn't know what to do, even when there's a list of moves on the bottom of the screen. what an epic gamer.

[@ShineVendor]

They did read the tooltip, the editor explained how it was just edited out

[@florbo1576]

@ShineVendor tapping a button that tells you to hold down for use, and is obviously held down to use. It's a charge button... you hold it to charge, not a difficult concept to grasp. For them I guess it is.

[@jojobizadTRASH]

Finally, something for my Giantmaxxing fix. Thanks guys, you're freaking awesome bros

[@FroggypondVideos]

I love your wario video baby. You just earned yourself a new subscriber 𓆏𓆏𓆏

[@jojobizadTRASH]

@@FroggypondVideos thanks brah 👍👍

[@FroggypondVideos]

@@jojobizadTRASH keep up the good content!! 🤘🤘🤘❤❤❤❤

[@jojobizadTRASH]

@@FroggypondVideos many thanks 😎👌

[@dekugh64]

Imagine watching OneyPlays for the gameplay

[@notagoodguy64]

Never have I ever been happier in my entire life than this moment.

[@Fhrag161]

Tomar doubting the Sharkboy & Lavagirl scene is how I felt about hearing about what happens in Bridge to Terabithia

[@hxzee3679]

The lads are back, I'm literally crying and shaking rn ( right now)

[@Nilhulus]

The Rampage games were awesome! Thank you Lyle for reminding me about those! Good times as a kid with those games for sure.

[@shmittymaloggian192]

I'm literally like the chick in the Google glass video where I never expected to see you come back so soon from your break then continuously beat the shit out of me

[@tardwrangler]

With how they struggled to get through that gate I was reminded of that Cuphead incident

[@ChemicalKnight]

100 years have passed, but finally the oney's bolognas boys are back.

[@ThronezOfBlood4262]

Sometimes an oneyplays video just starts right, and you know it’s going to be a classic. I’m 10 seconds in and I already know this is one of those videos.

[@robfox5562]

Glad y’all are back. Hope everyone has the best year ever! 🎉

[@PikaBolaChan]

i’ve been going through some shit and these videos just actually make me smile and make me feel even slightly better like I don’t know, these guys just have always made me smile and whatever combination they are, and it’s just so nice

[@o_ber]

that intro was meant ease us into their rebranding of the channel as “OneyPrays”

[@Slop_Dogg]

there was a giant sighting in Canada recently. but he died of sleep apnea.

[@KombatJester]

Uploaded 12 seconds ago and I just sat down with my Chinese food looking for something to watch. Life is good. I hope you boys had a nice break.

[@Alex-zh3up]

Guess who just got back today? They’re wild-eyed boys that have been away!

[@kM-er8oz]

This episode came just in time I was finally 75% done with my manifesto

[@Kascaded]

Im glad the Pondering Llama wasn’t there, he would have given them one hell of a lecture

[@TheInfectiousCadaver]

i swear oney has terabytes of old videos and anytime anyone sees something hes like "i gotta video for that" dude is blessed with great timing. jokes and all.

[@SebastianQ7]

Now this is truly epic

[@eternalfighter7643]

Now this is truly epic

[@randomjohn6831]

Now this is truly epic

[@tinman3747]

Can we make a "Chris and Zach make vague references to famous gore videos" compilation pwease

[@coltonthomson7257]

So glad to have the boys back! Gonna be a good year

[@Drunkxie]

Man, I missed you already, it's good to have a new video

[@WhateversCleverShow]

Love how they rage and blame the game mechanics for Chris senselessly skipping a tutorial message. Classic Oney Plays moment.

[@orioncomet2469]

I love Lyle. He’s so Lyle-like :)

[@soph1377]

I was going through oney withdrawals and just when I needed them most, they returned.

[@missoli]

Already a great start to 2023! cant wait to see what these goofy boys have planned for this year

[@Rexz2000]

This is Chris's real Dean Takahashi moment

[@lucassummers9605]

Chris should also try the Cuphead tutorial. Super tough from what I’ve heard.

[@FandralStar]

I want that blessing to be at the atart of every let's play

[@frostii__]

I almost thought the boys had died from protecting their peach farm in Cali

[@Shr1mpinAintEasy]

I knew those sacrificial lambs would eventually do something

[@powerfulech0356]

I can't believe Marvelous Melmo is real.

[@ColonelPanic0]

I think this is the prequel story to how those giant dudes ended up in the Black Baby catacombs

[@superduperdrew12345]

oh boy the start of a new oneyplays season, sure hope nothing unexpected happens

[@Verdant_Weru]

i love how the quirky little men turn into birds when they die to fly forward to valhalla

[@notarealperson1481]

Not trying to say the game isn't bad but the lever puzzle solution seemed really obvious

[@pixelbat10]

really glad you guys are back i had nothing to watch all week

[@waffleking5459]

Oh my goodness the gentlemen are back ! I no longer have to go through with it!

[@spooky6oo]

"Don't you just love when games do that?" Don't you just love when Chris ignores the prompt telling him how to solve the simple puzzle and he proceeds to waste far too much time on said simple puzzle. Chris is a gem

[@EsteemedReptile]

He's a red jewel

[@Darthsigmaballs]

im convinced enough time playing videogames for a letsplay channel just gives you brainrot, he used to not be half this bad at following what's on the screen lol

[@Assimandeli]

Listen. We all know Chris is mentally disabled and it takes him time to understand things that most of us understand straight away. I personally think it's cool that his carer Zach lets him have his own KZbin channel and everything, and I find it quite gross that people are posting retard hate in the comments.

[@naranciagaming]

@@EsteemedReptile O'Neill Rubies

[@ShineVendor]

@@Darthsigmaballs cameracollosus explained that s/he edited out them reading the tooltip, as well as them checking the controller bindings. The puzzle is just shiet

[@floga10]

Still waiting on the big giant drop i saved up all of my money and called off a week from work im PISSED

[@The_G_in_Jesus]

jokes aside, I'm thankful to see this in my sub box today. hope you been taking care of yourself dudes. keep taking your time if it means better for you.

[@nathandonnahoe4531]

Yaaaay there back hope y'all had a wonderful vacation and holidays

[@egg2520]

The bois are back and bigger than ever

[@Generalized615]

I like how they are playing a game called "Giants uprising" about giants who are slaves rising up and freeing themselves and they have an extended convo about if it would be possible for humans to build with big bricks like that

[@rawrvintageisclassic]

Welcome back, gaming boys! Praise Oneyplays for this bountiful day!

[@BiZkWiK87]

Okay, good. I was starting to think my imaginary friends weren't real.

[@Alec_Reaper]

5'11 vs 6'1 the game

[@TheDarkMiasma]

Thank Christ. I got home just in time for this new episode.

[@aztro.99]

thank god ive been edging since the last upload, now im about to BLOW MY LOAD

[@lifeofasalesman01]

Yay welcome back! Love you guys

[@kaj7135]

I had Rampage: Universal Tour on N64. Solid game for any kid that loves giant monster movies. A new one now would be dope.