I Played 100 Days of Noita

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Calpinade

Calpinade

2 ай бұрын

I played 100 runs of Noita to see if it's really that difficult.
SPOILER: It is.
So if you want to see someone suffering, thats the video for you. Enjoy!
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@surr3ald3sign
@surr3ald3sign 2 ай бұрын
Going into Noita with no information before hand other than "you are going to suffer pain beyond your comprehension" is wild
@Carlos-Karl
@Carlos-Karl 15 күн бұрын
… I started playing the game without even knowing that.
@EclipseShadowScale
@EclipseShadowScale 4 күн бұрын
I started knowing only that alchemy was a mechaic. Turns out thats not good prep
@Malkovith2
@Malkovith2 Ай бұрын
"play the game as intended" doesn't exist in Noita. There is no intended way. The intended way is to show the game you are smarter than it.
@ahegpbtrftcotu
@ahegpbtrftcotu Ай бұрын
That's when it gets ya 💀
@extrashoddy
@extrashoddy 2 ай бұрын
This is a quintessential noita experience, whether you've played 5 hours or 500. You have my full endorsement.
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Haha thanks! Nice to know it happens to everyone😂
@musicaccount3340
@musicaccount3340 Ай бұрын
> calls toxic sludge acid > calls acid poison Why must you do this? Also, respect for resisting the urge to collect gold submerged in acid. I'm so greedy and have died too many times doing that.
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
It's both green and in the end both things kill you. So i got it mixed up xD Thanks, it took a lot of restraint lol.
@mishapogurtcev7300
@mishapogurtcev7300 Ай бұрын
@@calpinade poison is purple, toxic sludge and acid are green
@ahegpbtrftcotu
@ahegpbtrftcotu Ай бұрын
You did well! You almost made it through the tutorial!
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
🥲
@ahegpbtrftcotu
@ahegpbtrftcotu Ай бұрын
@@calpinade This game has so, SO so much to it. I'm so excited to see you begin this journey, and you're skilled at the actual roguelike part which is important bc your survivability is gonna get put to the TEST. I really hope the rest of the comments don't wind up spoiling too much for you, the discovery process in this game is like nothing else. The only thing I'd ever say you should "do next" is... _explore._
@PokaPie
@PokaPie 2 ай бұрын
i love how the whole video i was just losing my mind on you doing the most wrong decisions ever
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Oops, sorry I tried my best xD
@PokaPie
@PokaPie 2 ай бұрын
you actually did really good but i cant say the same for perks... man i lost it there... im gonna type a longass comment just to explain why is that exploding corpses : one of the best perks in the entire game if not the best because of one thing, not because of the corpses exploding but because of the insane ability to get IMMUNITY against explosions, which is insanely useful revenge tentacle : the tentacle has a huge problem which is that it can grab projectiles or even explosive barrels or almost any object... yea i think you know how bad that can be 7:29 any teleportation perk is a deathwish to grab... they are so hurtful to the player i cant even explain to you how much they suck but the perk on the left was actually really really good, it could kinda make you immortal if you are lucky enough but i cant assure you that all the time and then you grabbed melee immunity which is insanely useful too but not as useful as explosion immunity in my opinion but that doesnt mean its bad extra life is also really nice but the other two perks were also really good too 9:22 you took tentecle revenge but not homing shots on the right... why my man why would you do that dude... who doesnt want homing just think about it then you got fire immunity which is also extremely useful 11:36 just so you can understand how heartbreaking your perk option here was, the perk on the very right was basically : if you dont have any effects active, you only take 50% damage... im almost sure you might've got a chance to win if you got it since its also one of the most useful perks in the game the perks are the part where you fucked up the most but other then that as a starter? you did insanely well in my opinion
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Haha, now I'm imagining someone just screeming at the screan while make the dumbest decisions possible. And thanks to your explanation I can see now that I really did xD But for real, thank you for your input. This will greatly improve my future runs (hopefully). Also, while editing the video I saw that the one perk would give me explosion immunity I really dont know how I missed this during the run lol.
@synthetic_ivy
@synthetic_ivy Ай бұрын
@@PokaPiehonestly disagree with you on the revenge tentacles vs homing bullets i honestly very rarely pick homing shots because it applies to every projectile whereas tentacle gives you 20 percent projectile damage reduction with the only real downside being ocassionly killing the momentum of your own tablet (it wont detonate explosives like revenge bullets and wont really wont move things 95 percent of the time)
@PokaPie
@PokaPie Ай бұрын
it really does depend on the player's experience but honestly i dont see how homing can be bad or useless at all tho
@jaceg810
@jaceg810 Ай бұрын
That tends to happen, What I consider to be one of the most funny things is that in the discovered creatures section, it lists how often you have been killed by every entity. The entity that killed me most, by a large margin, is in fact me. One of my most memorable deaths was when I really had something special, homing, piercing, multiple status conditions, teleporting, and fully safe*. Then it ran out of mana in just the right way to have too little for the safeguard, and enough to cast "enable friendly fire for extra damage". I can attest that that wand did indeed lock on and pierce resistances as it was designed to. (also, the main dungeon is less than 1/5th of the total biomes, there are tons of secret bosses, to the point that even if one is to just stumble around looking, you are very likely to find something)
@XKMetralhaDO
@XKMetralhaDO Ай бұрын
The moment he got the teleportits I knew that he would die on lava.
@Contextallion
@Contextallion 2 ай бұрын
8:55 Love seeing people react to rarer biome modifiers. The one you got is among the rarer, makes some enemies invisible. I should say, there are several enemies who see through invisibility, so it is a good strategy, you just need to be equally as careful as without it. As for regular teleportitis, it is crap, but controllable, teleporting you in the direction of your cursor. Also, please do more
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Good to know! So it really did not make any difference for my run since i was invisible too^^ Yeah, i most likely will do more. The feedback I've gotten on this video is amazing! Everyones so supportive of my failure xD
@H-tm6re
@H-tm6re Ай бұрын
I played noita for hundreds of hours and only today I found out about that biome modifier
@Contextallion
@Contextallion Ай бұрын
@@H-tm6re yeah, and funnily enough, there's an even rarer two or so
@portation4572
@portation4572 Ай бұрын
the real reason you died is beacause teleportis dodge is usually harmless, teleporting you just far enough to not be hit by whatever projectile was coming for you, teleportitis however is usually deadly, teleporting you one screen away in a random direction. The end boss has lava on all directions.
@SvetlinTotev
@SvetlinTotev 2 ай бұрын
When testing wands try the spells individually so you would have more time to react before they kill you. The most important features in the game are quite clearly explained so you should be able to beat the game without the wiki. And I recommend doing it that way. It's fun learning the mechanics. My first win was when I got lucky with some healing spells, explosion immunity, and some strong spells. I'm not used to playing games where I can't just take a step back and heal up. And I was so scared of not knowing what the enemies could do that I ended up completely deleting the entire Hiisi base biome.
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
That actually makes a lot of sense! It's for sure a lot safer than coming up with an idea for a wand just to find out one of the 4 modifiers causes it to instantly blow up 😂 Thanks for the tip! Will definitely do that in the future. Also, i can just dream about wiping out an entire biome xD
@mailcs06
@mailcs06 Ай бұрын
My first fully legit win (that is, without save scumming using file backups) was the other day, with infinite rock spells that I accelerated to high speed with projectile repulsion field and PR sector. And I got a Mana to Damage spell that I slapped on a triplicate bolt spell to take out Kolmi (he’s immune to rocks)
@shadowflame3543
@shadowflame3543 Ай бұрын
​@@mailcs06i saved the seed of my first win and it was one where i was able to get infinite digging and a nice plasma cutter to kill a few other bosses
@laserbean00001
@laserbean00001 Ай бұрын
"Hey. 'Touch of gold' I wonder what this does...."
@mailcs06
@mailcs06 Ай бұрын
@@laserbean00001 I mean, it warns you in the description of the Touch Of spells
@adrianvalerio4802
@adrianvalerio4802 2 ай бұрын
4:54 lava bee?, that's a firefly
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Oh wow im dumb lol. Why didnt I think of that 😂
@mishapogurtcev7300
@mishapogurtcev7300 2 ай бұрын
You really should try going past the mountain to the right, you will eventually get to the desert, then the pyramid, and then the "end" of the map, you really need to get there and practice climbing it, that is the best way to learn where you can stand, and how truly big is your hitbox (if you want to, you can explore inside the pyramid and fight a second boss, that will unlock a couple spells for you for all the future runs) I am saying all of that because there was a place to the right of you on what you actually could stand, but you , like all beginners didn't know it
@mishapogurtcev7300
@mishapogurtcev7300 2 ай бұрын
Oh, just before I forget: you can climb the mountain immediately after spawning in, if you have the dynamite spell, just throw it at the side of the mountain and fly into the gap you've made to replenish levitation
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Oh wow, I didn't even know you could go to the right side of the mountain lol. This game really is full of secrets. Thank you for the tip! Will definitely do that and train some. (I need it😂)
@mishapogurtcev7300
@mishapogurtcev7300 2 ай бұрын
​@@calpinadeActually, you also can go to the left side of the map, but it is much harder to get over the tree, than over the mountain (and there are much stronger enemies and better rewards here), Technically you can get over the tree without exiting the mines, there is a water labyrinth to the right of the collapsed mines, and, if you somehow get through it you will arrive in the Ancient laboratory, it also has a boss - Alchemist, who unlocks best spells in the game. Anyways, you can dig up from Ancient laboratory and will get to Frozen wasteland, which also has its own secrets and loot, but doesn't have any enemies, from here you can easily climb the tree, to see your in-game achievement progress, or go even further left to get to the Frozen vault - extremely buffed version of the Vault, then, their is an Island, and again, the "end" of the map
@catgckool428
@catgckool428 2 ай бұрын
​@calpinade If you want to spoil yourself on how big the game actually is, look up a map. Yep a map is a spoiler!
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Wtf, I got lost just reading this😂 seems like I only scratched the surface of the game🥲
@otamatonefan8996
@otamatonefan8996 Ай бұрын
The death from teleporting into lava wasn't from Kolmi's explosion spell btw. The Teleportitis Dodge perk has a cooldown, so it let you dodge a shot, then it zipped you to under the platform, which got in the way of your levitation, and let another shot hit you, which Teleportitis Dodge couldn't save you from in time.
@Malou4000
@Malou4000 Ай бұрын
Welcome to noita dear friend! ngl going in it without information is wild, because info is a vital thing in this game, tho have to experiment with it on your own is great. Tho I don't think "spoiling" yourself or watching tutorials would be ill advised, as this game is going to kill you in horrible ways no matter how powerful, or how much you know. And you will always be your worst enemy
@surr3ald3sign
@surr3ald3sign 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact for any new players, NEVER take the teleport perks random tps are one of the most efficient ways to kill yourself, up there with nukes and polymorph. Props to him for actually sticking it thru until he got to Kolmi for the first time (that is a HUGE achievement, just making it past the Hiisi base is something that very few players ever do. Hell another tip while im in the mood is to remember that every pixel is simulated, but also sentient and filled with the desire to kill you (they arent actually sentient but after long enough youll understand why i say they are) fr tho EVERY single pixel is out to get you, ive died to a single pixel of liquid more times than i can count including every single liquid in the game actually, yes even water can kill you instantly if you so much as think about electric damage at the same time. Fr tho just seeing the final boss is more of an achievement in this game than finishing most games on the hardest difficulty is. and even with that insane luck to get those first 2 perks (which carried that run hard) its nearly a miracle that it only took him 60ish runs to get to the boss room, especially given that he went in almost entirely blind
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I learned that the hard way. I will definitely think twice from now on before I pick up a teleport perk. xD
@zeldack9742
@zeldack9742 Ай бұрын
The teleportation is not random Like normal teleportatium It can even be practical for moving around But you have to understand how it works
@oglow2595
@oglow2595 11 күн бұрын
Please give this game another go, I love seeing new player experiences and want to see the jaw dropping moment when you realize how big noita is
@calpinade
@calpinade 8 күн бұрын
I'm planning on doing another 100 days after my next video! Some of the comments already hinted at how big the game is...i'm scared😂
@dimanarinull9122
@dimanarinull9122 Ай бұрын
you did learn quite a bit about noita. most players only beat the game on their 200-400th try, you got to the boss on your 60th, that's an achievement. sadly it's once again a case of "I didn't read/observe what this perk/spell/enemy does and now I'm dead"
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Yup, I was dumb and deserved the death lol
@grandwyrm5275
@grandwyrm5275 9 күн бұрын
bro how do you have less than 1k subs, insane, your content is god tier
@beantreats
@beantreats 27 күн бұрын
i went into noita blind, just like you, and it's such a beautiful experience. you've captured it well!
@calpinade
@calpinade 26 күн бұрын
Some call it beautiful, some call it masochistic😂 I really enjoyed it nonetheless
@beantreats
@beantreats 26 күн бұрын
Haha, only a true masochist can enjoy this game
@mikelezhnin8601
@mikelezhnin8601 Ай бұрын
me watching this video: - um actually this is not acid, that's toxic sludge - uhm ackchyually, this is not poison, this is acid that you mislabeled before Noita did something to my brain I swear
@Mistrz-mw4db
@Mistrz-mw4db Ай бұрын
I guess everyone who has more than 5 hours in this game would notice that
@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347
@uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347 11 күн бұрын
The awesome thing about Noita is that defeating that boss is just 1% of the entire game. There is SOOOOOO much to be explored and do. If you've never played this game, you will most certainly underestimate how much you can explore
@calpinade
@calpinade 8 күн бұрын
Yeah, i've already found out via some of the comments😂
@AnneAleph
@AnneAleph Ай бұрын
It's always fun to watch people play Noita wondering "Olay how do they lose the run?" Took me a while but I should've realized Teleportitis would toss you into the lava on the final boss
@calpinade
@calpinade 27 күн бұрын
Yeah, Teleportitis is pure evil😂
@michaelleue7594
@michaelleue7594 12 күн бұрын
"I just need to make sure I don't die by my own hands and I should be fine." Bwahahaha.
@calpinade
@calpinade 10 күн бұрын
Biggest lie I ever told myself 😂
@musicaccount3340
@musicaccount3340 Ай бұрын
Noita is a fun game. Do experiment with new spells, but try to put them on trigger for safety. There's a lot of spells besides sawblades that hurt you as well, such as arrows, glowing lance, pinpoint of light, death cross, etc. When you get good, try to explore the left sides of the biomes - they're usually a lot more dangerous but also rewarding. The way you consistently get powerful in this game is by getting a lot of spells and wands (and learning how to combine them, ofc), so preserving the ability to edit them without going to a new holy mountain would be awesome - hint hint.
@thebackround4578
@thebackround4578 2 ай бұрын
Please play more of this. Great vid btw just found this channel will definitely be dropping a sub!
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video! Well, since it seems like people really enjoyed to see me suffering I'm really thinking hard about doing another 100 runs.
@thebackround4578
@thebackround4578 Ай бұрын
@@calpinade Please do you have only just scratched the surface!
@tschesch6025
@tschesch6025 Ай бұрын
The teleportation death, aswell as any other death is your own fault. You can not blame the game for being unfair, even if it seems like it at first. It has very straight forward rules and if you are of them you will notice that 99% of deaths are strictly you messing up. It‘s a hard pill to swallow sometimes, but Noita doesn‘t give you any excuses
@oglow2595
@oglow2595 11 күн бұрын
Teleportitis is one of the worst perk. The moment you picked that Your death could be predicted to be exactly that. The only way you could’ve won is if you didn’t take any damage and never trigger teleportitis. It’s pretty much useless unless you’re speed running the game to teleport to the bottom of the levels
@DeGandalf
@DeGandalf Ай бұрын
Funfact: 13:22 that's not actually true. All teleport effects, except unstable teleportatium, teleport you (if possible) always broadly in the direction your pointer is pointing at. In your case you looked straight up, while getting hit, so you teleported into the lava pool above you. Great video though! Edit: did you actually ever even build your own wand (changing the spells on your wand while being in the holy mointain)? I haven't really seen you mentioning it in the video, but it's the most essential part of noita. Way more so than the physics. If you cet above a certain skill level it unironically becomes a card deck building game. 2nd edit: I'm stoopid and just saw that you did in the end
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Nice to know! Always thought it was random. Well, at least I now know that it was once more myself who killed me. I'm dumb too lol, I forgot to mention that in the script even though its an essential mechanic.
@cashel1111
@cashel1111 2 ай бұрын
like other comments, getting to the main boss is absolutely nutty without ever having spoilers I looked at all the spoilers i could understand and still got nowhere, then i watched dunkorslam do a few whole runs, and started to understand I think with 0 outside help this game would legitimately take thousands of hours to learn completely, but tips here and there speed that up dramatically even with a complete guide, it takes a lot of effort to get a win/god run going and most people get their first win at 80-120 hours of gameplay (lots and lots of deaths :P) you got moves! post your first win if you keep playing it :)
@mailcs06
@mailcs06 Ай бұрын
You should do more Noita! The game gets really fun when you manage to assemble some setup that destroys everything. The other day I got a perk that makes most of the game’s limited cast spells unlimited, and then made a wand that could summon rocks, which are normally limited, but can be very powerful with their physics damage. After that I got perks that repelled projectiles from me, which caused the rocks to reach high speeds and one shot most enemies,, as well as serving as barriers. I could even build up a bunch of rocks and then move towards them, pushing them away and killing everything in their path. It would have been even better if I had gotten the Accelerative Homing spell, which would make the rocks aggressively chase down enemies, and build up speed as long as they exist, wiping out entire rooms with ease.
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
lol that sounds great xD I had the summoning rock spell once but couldn't get them to move. So i just flew above enemies and dropped them.
@nathanpfirman625
@nathanpfirman625 Ай бұрын
"Im not going to look up any guides or wikis" Are you UTTERLY INSANE! the main path to beat Kolmi is like 5% of the actual game. Good luck finding the rest.
@saltypotatochips9094
@saltypotatochips9094 2 ай бұрын
congrats you made it to the tutorial boss once :) no joke its actually a good achievemnt but theres so much more zones in the game then the main path If u like the game i reccomend playing it more. it gets very rewarding and its tons of fun to go from getting killed by anything to having thousands of health by abusing a certain enemy. im not gonna spoil to much but i want to give the tip on the way that helped me most. youve for sure encountered some pheromone right? seems pretty useless at first but if you spray some ontop of a healer that spawn from hisibase onward it will start healing you. also there is an enemy you dont expect that will give a lot of gold to you if you spray it with pheromone also Hämis👍
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, with Noita being as hard and unforgiving as it is, I already figured that there are more (and harder) things to find besides the final boss 😅 But I can see it being very rewarding indeed. Oooh, thats a good tip thank you! I hardly ever used liquids besides extinguishing fire. I really need to experiment with them more. Edit: wait, whats up with the Hämis👍🏻 I googled it, and even in the official wiki theres that thumbs up😂
@clueless_music5157
@clueless_music5157 Ай бұрын
It would be great to watch a 300 days of Noita
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
I will do another 100👍🏻 But it will take a little bit since i'm working on another video atm.
@Xaqetr
@Xaqetr Ай бұрын
Glad to see you had no idea you can move spells in the shop area, coz i didnt knew that for like 30 games
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Haha yeah, I figured it out a good few runs in but then i was too afraid to tinker much because i was afraid of blowing myself up😂
@salt8888
@salt8888 Ай бұрын
@@calpinade please experiment with that, its one of the main things of this game. you can make wands that basically erase continents and deal quardrillions of damage if you know what youre doing and have the right spells
@luckymstr5614
@luckymstr5614 Ай бұрын
Noita is a game of the pursuit of knowledge, even dying in the process is the highest tribute to the Gods. It's all about what spells you can make out of the most, maybe a trigger spell can work well with a chainsaw? Maybe a speed modifier can increase the speed of some really slow spells? Maybe this luminous drill can do something with a ping pong path? The sky is the limit, people have made wands that can dish out MILLIONS of damage, and it was achieved through hours of knowledge and patience. I hope you continue playing this game, even I myself have barely any wins with my 1000+ deaths, but the pursuit of knowledge is more thrilling than the end. As above, so below.
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Damn, 1000+ runs? Thats metal. But I agree, tinkering with wands is great!
@Freytana
@Freytana Ай бұрын
Thank you for making this video, I enjoyed it a lot.
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
I'm happy you liked it!
@oguzefetopcu2293
@oguzefetopcu2293 4 күн бұрын
machine leanrning more like human forgetting you dumb asf
@nathanpfirman625
@nathanpfirman625 Ай бұрын
Wait till he learns about every secret in the game like all the other bosses and biomes he missed. And Kolmi was at his weakest. You can collect secret items called orbs in the game and each boost your health and unlock spells but also buff the boss. If you get 34 of them by going into New Game + and visiting other parallel worlds he can get up to 1 trillion health.
@catgckool428
@catgckool428 2 ай бұрын
Oh, I can't wait till you learn how to start doing consistent 'God Runs'. Here's a tip, explore and gain knowledge.
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, what I learned from all the comments is that you get better the more you understand the game. And that there's a LOT more to do in the game than it seems at first...like...a LOT.
@thewalkingcrow8946
@thewalkingcrow8946 Ай бұрын
I was part of the beta from the 1st week. The game now is far less chaotic and death causing than it was back then. The midas draught was pretty easy to randomly come across.
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Wtf, now its LESS chaotic?😂
@nathanpfirman625
@nathanpfirman625 Ай бұрын
Fun Fact: 100 runs of noita is literarily the bare minimum to get good at this game. You're lucky if you understand how the wand building mechanics work and found 1 or 2 major secrets like a boss or biome.
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Trust me, 100 runs and I feel not much different than when I started lol. I think it takes way more to actually get good😂
@youGlobator
@youGlobator Ай бұрын
"Oppenheimering myself!" :D
@Smalltimestrategy
@Smalltimestrategy Ай бұрын
Well you got noitad
@zentheprotogen8450
@zentheprotogen8450 21 күн бұрын
You should edit ur wands in the holy mountains
@dreamingwanderer1124
@dreamingwanderer1124 2 ай бұрын
I'm glad you tried it
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
I am too. It certainly was an experience.
@thecwd8919
@thecwd8919 Ай бұрын
I saw the title and said to my self "yeah i dont think hes even going to beat the first boss in this time"
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
And you were 100% right😂
@thecwd8919
@thecwd8919 Ай бұрын
​@calpinade Credit where credit's due though you made it way father than expected. Though I knew exactly what was going to happen as soon as you picked up the teleportation perk
@qweasdoUAttgl5300
@qweasdoUAttgl5300 2 ай бұрын
You can feel safety about watching guides about this game, there a ton of content what you will probably won’t even think exist. I can semi-spoiler some for you Every run there’s a random combination of 3 different material, combining witch, you will get liquid what heals you
@mishapogurtcev7300
@mishapogurtcev7300 2 ай бұрын
For me once it was blood, water and oil, it was cool until I got to the Alchemist and him 2 hitting me
@qweasdoUAttgl5300
@qweasdoUAttgl5300 2 ай бұрын
@@mishapogurtcev7300 i firstly discovered it with coal toxic sludge and smt else. Procced to die in next stage ))
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
For real? I should really use the liquids more. I basically just used them to extinguish fires lol.
@notfred1233
@notfred1233 Ай бұрын
Now let's see you explore the overworld.... or the [spoiler]
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Prior to some of the comments here I believed all there was to the overworld was this cave with the green stone tablet. But it seems I may have been wrong xD
@notfred1233
@notfred1233 Ай бұрын
@@calpinade you have no idea the extent of which, my friend. There is much, much more. It may take time to reach those heights or to break through those barriers, but with the right build, you'll see.. also, less spoiler-y, check to the left and right as you descend. Don't be afraid to dig a bit. The land holds many secrets and treasures. I'll start your search with the lava lake to the right of the first layer. Find a way to cross it and prepare yourself.
@patrykrys3153
@patrykrys3153 Ай бұрын
Taking teleportis perks... You brave fool. You don't even know what you did do you?
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Well I found out on the most important run of my Noita career😂
@creeperdoom9465
@creeperdoom9465 Ай бұрын
you should play caves of qud you will suffer
@smievil
@smievil Ай бұрын
i tried not killing anything to get a chest once it dropped a bomb it was lit
@xagatal
@xagatal Ай бұрын
I like to record my daily run everyday.
@animarrowgaming1607
@animarrowgaming1607 Ай бұрын
How did you get that many plays in without figuring out that water get rid of your stains. I mean i shouldnt be talking cause your still better than me
@Geilolp.
@Geilolp. 2 ай бұрын
noita moments
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Everyone is confident until he gets noita'd
@randompandemonium4823
@randompandemonium4823 2 ай бұрын
I only made it to the 2nd sage before uninstaling
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
I dont blame you
@surr3ald3sign
@surr3ald3sign 2 ай бұрын
Cant blame ya, Noita definitely isnt for most ppl. The difficulty is enough on its own to turn ppl away but add in the insane complexity and the terrible explanations the game never gives you and its a recipe for a dead game, im honestly suprised it survived its infancy long enough to become what it is today, we owe it all to the ppl who stuck it thru and learned how to love the game, without them Nolla would have likely dropped the game and moved on to something else
@Nishye501
@Nishye501 Ай бұрын
Noita does have a day/night cycle, it doesnt do much though Edit: 200 days?
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Really? Well I never was in the overworld for this long😂 Yeah will do 200 days. But might take some time since I'm working on another video atm.
@DarkHalis9
@DarkHalis9 2 ай бұрын
Do another one but its 1000 days 😮
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
I dont think KZbin allows self harm on their platform😂 But if this Videos does good, i will likely do another 100^^
@byjareol
@byjareol Ай бұрын
Always teleportitis
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
It got me multiple times. I always think its cool and useful. then it kills me.
@DIsimm6
@DIsimm6 2 ай бұрын
Albino touched you with his Noita too?
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
He smeared his noita all over me
@DIsimm6
@DIsimm6 Ай бұрын
Hurts so good 😆@@calpinade
@FludLud
@FludLud 2 ай бұрын
yea roguelike mentally-ill master race!
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken
@biuliu7157
@biuliu7157 2 ай бұрын
I wish I had Noita. Looks fun!
@calpinade
@calpinade 2 ай бұрын
It really is! : D And it's 50% off for the spring sale rn.
@mastamas1124
@mastamas1124 2 ай бұрын
I'll subscribe if you show us your next 200 days of Noita
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Aight bet. But it will take some time, and a few videos in between^^
@mastamas1124
@mastamas1124 Ай бұрын
Bet. I suppose you want the subscribe now as a show of good faith? I'll give it to you, but know that I'm only a Noita stan and will be back to check in a month or so.
@JordanShurmer
@JordanShurmer Ай бұрын
Please tell me you at least learned that you can, in fact, edit the spells on the wands
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Haha, yeah luckily I figured that one out pretty quickly😂
@kinghosty
@kinghosty Ай бұрын
Its like as noob you wish you could see more than 3 floors and then ur pro and just sittint there with 100m dps wand in new game++++ wondering what to do
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Im just happy i got to the boss somehow😂😂
@kinghosty
@kinghosty Ай бұрын
@@calpinade man i can give you huge tip that made this game 100x times easier for me just watch dunkorslam guide about note spell then watch video from furyfoged about ways to get note spell and on every ocasion you have you should get and make good wand using add trigger and notes
@petervasil6159
@petervasil6159 Ай бұрын
don't think i didn't see the fem skin in the thumbnail (there's a better version now 🤫)
@exorias625
@exorias625 Ай бұрын
you didnt do yourself any favors by avoiding prior knowledge on stuff be ye the smartest or brain dead this game takes no prisoners . you WILL die for me thats the fun part...to go out on my own terms after all is said and done with a smile and a slow clap or die in a dumb way and laugh at myself for the mistake
@laserbean00001
@laserbean00001 Ай бұрын
You need to be more creative with the wand crafting. It's the most important part of the game. And what you basically neglected this entire video.
@calpinade
@calpinade Ай бұрын
Yeah I did, because I was very afraid of creating a wand that would blow me up😂😂😂
@laserbean00001
@laserbean00001 Ай бұрын
@@calpinade Honestly, the spells are pretty self explanatory. as long as you don't stack too many beyond your current level of comprehension, you'll be fine. Also, would you rather die to powerful enemies or die to yourself?
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