SWAG Tier List (Part 1)

Lords of Swag Town

[@jackpot5115]

I knew that room looked familiar

[@usernamed4642]

That made me laugh

[@bugglemagnum6213]

Air horn

[@jdm000]

#ripbozo

[@walmorcarvalho2512]

AyYOOOOOOOO

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Gahhteeem

[@GUNRz]

Bam margera has the ultimate "steal your drugs and help you look for it" swag

[@penuts17]

He’s more like buy a ball for the party and then end up going to the ER for liver trouble.

[@jacobrodriguez7456]

@@penuts17 lmao buys a ball for “everyone” find him locked in the bathroom a lone all night

[@ilewtf2234]

Hmm, pretty much. 🤔

[@galvanizedgnome]

Lol, I remember that exact scenario happening at a party

[@anhiirr]

had a friend steal 50$ from me...did that....spent it in front of me...some OJ Simpson type shit. Right htere. added insight...he rode royal large trucks back in 07-10 when i was in hs...and this bs happened.....YEAH a royal truck rider is capable of these acts.

[@galvanizedgnome]

Black Ninjas swag has to be analyzed in the context of his Era. He would be a solid B tier hero.

[@MFSHECKS]

Hero? I don’t know about that…

[@harleyrobles560]

Agree 2005 context should have been applied

[@Spurgte]

twitter t000000000oooooooooeeeeooooooooh

[@harleyrobles560]

Also in era when I saw blackninja he was still kind of cringe. But that was more of era when it was “Hesh vs Fresh” skaters now it more “core vs mainstream/trendy/posers” people seem to forget how the fresh side tended to have more “trendy mainstream people”

[@FORANWFS]

@@harleyrobles560 🧐🤓 great point

[@partlycurrent]

I think the most important and thouroughly worded argument here was "this fit is fucking terrible, he's wearing combat boots inside his own house", and I appreaciate that wholeheartedly.

[@SquaredCircle777]

Dude you should dedicate an entire video to reviewing Bam fits.

[@penuts17]

Doing combat with internal demons.

[@partlycurrent]

guys imagine if our Lord Jah just wore white ankle high nike socks :D instant god tier fit

[@hugezoot420]

Finally someone talking about what everyone else is too afraid to confront

[@delicatetable]

“Too afraid” bro you’re fried

[@18JR78]

Yooo, loan me a dollar

[@yummiestgore6300]

@@delicatetable trae have u ever made a joke or used sarcasm

[@Garf2O]

Thats cause online skaters are softer than whipped cream

[@hugezoot420]

My British sarcasm was too much for him

[@TheRadScientist_]

The side by side of Nyjahs tats and the Chipotle bags 😂😂

[@tuvshin131]

that one fucked me up XDDD

[@24kNick]

Nothing brightens my day more than clicking on a tier list video and seeing that Aaron Kyro Headshot . Always gets me

[@scrubly_jr]

LOL same bro, opened the video and immediately cracked up seeing that

[@dantebazzea782]

I agree with what you said about Bob Burnquist. He is one of the goats for sure! He's the dude that I think has the best street style on vert.

[@ashleybrown4754]

Nosestall a fucking helicopter to fakie on a Mega QP

[@penuts17]

Except he called him “burn-quest” like 3 times for no reason.

[@zSkiTz]

max schaaf as well

[@fernaaand0]

Fuck, why couldn't I find this when the part 2 was already out

[@partyboy3059]

I just know ima die of laughter when he starts talking about rob dyrdek

[@dangallant4704]

Have you done a full breakdown of “fake spots”? Might be a fun video to make and get the creative juices flowing.

[@giftedhater3087]

Youre not going to like my answer

[@MadmicadXP2]

@@dangallant4704 lol what the fuck

[@totaled_camry]

@@dangallant4704 he did a video with ted on patreon where they review steve's skate more part

[@dangallant4704]

@@totaled_camry thanks. just sub'd for it.

[@la9202]

@@giftedhater3087 I want you to buy my sister

[@HonkeyKong54]

Who makes a swag tier list without talking about Ali boulala

[@mattjns]

I worked for the Australian distributor of IPath in the early 2000’s. Me and the guys I was managing were so fkn excited to get them. ….They just didn’t sell. At all. Man I freakn loved those shoes.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

We definitely need IPath to comeback. Also was a big Circa fan, & Krew back in the early mid 2000's

[@sheaskateboarding]

Nothing was better than Bams deep purple and red button up shirts back the day

[@seb0698]

THE DOUBLE VIRGINITY PROTECTION HAHAHAHHAAHAHHA 😂😂😂😂😂 I‘M FUCKING DEAD

[@EggEggsly]

I remember going to different skate shops all around mass asking for gall mids... I was a kid a the time and had no idea the company was gone under by then. Bring back IPATH

[@wesleynourse8528]

Ipath brown moccasins we’re elite ~SWAGGG

[@23sleng]

Dude the Ipath days were the best. U could just go anywhere with it in the tongues.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

Cats

[@infinidominion]

Ipath was shit, don't get it twisted.

[@bubbyis1337]

I eat at the chillest restaurants, hang out with the hottest guys, and yet somehow I don’t have swag?

[@Seanlejawn]

Scrolled so long to find this. Glad there’s people of culture in this comments “cuz i got swag, i got swag” “what the fuck was that?”

[@versnellingspookie]

I *really* need to know where you got this line from

[@bubbyis1337]

@@versnellingspookie jake and amir - swag

[@Endless_somers]

Richie Jackson and Tom penny are the duality of skateboard fits.

[@bugglemagnum6213]

Lmao

[@mr.hedgehog420]

i love how the least swag person is giving the tier list on swag

[@elizabethbarajas8614]

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a point and he laughs at himself too

[@beneckler3550]

Hillary duff name drop had me dying

[@Shrodneygoes]

Nyjah dresses like a middle schooler who was just able to pick their own clothes at the mall

[@masterroshi4714]

Nyjah skate fit gives me jock vibes

[@walmorcarvalho2512]

I think Vice Media of all people made a decent article on Bam's downfall way back on 2016, articulating how Bam's fame and overexposure on TV sent him near the edge of the cliff and how Ryan Dunn's passing in 2011 finally sent him spiralling down.

[@mr.e8561]

Nice edits! Very pro on handling the Elijah B wrath. The Mommy/applesauce line was spun gold!!!

[@thevuittonet777]

the two Vs on berras fit is half a cariuma logo : confirmed

[@ApotheosiZ]

When it comes to Bam you almost have to split it up into 3 phases, the beginning (mid 90s to early 2000s) the middle (04/05 to 2011ish) and after (2012 to now). In beginning, true skate rat and with decent to above average style. Middle, he had money and popularity so he had a lot of hits and misses and was experimenting, he'd have swag some days and look like a douche the next (could argue he was always looking like a douche) And now he is Phil, so there's nothing else that needs to be said that hasn't already been said, he's well past his prime in so many ways.

[@turdferguson2]

Agreed. I'm 40 and when I was 14-15 (1998-1999) I was trying to emulate the first phase you described lol.

[@primedog1211]

Bam has become the meatball.

[@SliceawayMAc]

I’m happy I got to see the skate stopping video while it was up lol

[@sgodraw]

i was drinking while watching this and as soon as i felt a buzz the video ended and i dont know how to feel

[@361983200]

Without Nyjah in street league is like Gotham city without Batman

[@361983200]

Necessary villain

[@dadmadedinner5456]

Respect for the bob love, that xgames run he did is still one of the best things to ever happen on a skateboard.

[@Zvox]

if you don't put richie jackson in enlightened i will eat my entire keyboard

[@baileyayyy5085]

how to consistently be ahead of trends: buy random clothes and wear whatever is clean at random until someone with more clout likes it and copies you

[@ChipSuey207]

Man I miss Ipath shoes, they had such a rad team too, I mean you had Matt Rodriguez and Fred Gall on one team!

[@humanothumqn659]

Raybourn and jaws too!

[@64bitblic]

i had a dream i was stopping to get gas in the middle of now where and you were skating a 3 stair as a bunch of little kids watched in amazement. i took a picture of you from my car to send on instagram and you noticed and posed. then i rode horses the rest of the dream which was a first. thanks for the visit.

[@djconantroutman]

the berries n cream commercial reference was great. one of the first viral commercials that i can remember

[@DriveBreakFixRepeat]

Resurrecting I-Path would be God-tier for skateboarding culture. Those shoes were so comfortable.

[@bunyann90]

been bingeing this channel fkin love it dude

[@danielpaiva5362]

Thanks for the Bob Burnquist appreciation! If you ever do a classic part review, please do one of Bob's.

[@geeswank]

here to say tiago lemos has the most swag out there

[@geeswank]

and tj rogers better be on the top tier

[@bugglemagnum6213]

Tiago yes tj not as much

[@genesis2187]

TJ home made pants are fart tier.

[@robertbaker3620]

"I think that was pretty polite.... I gotta put a curse upon Elijah Berles' bloodline."

[@alittlezZzen]

Bam's style is 90% Ville Valo / 10% crackhead

[@graxjpg]

Ripstick gator giving us what we need, I’ve been searching for a pair of high top ipaths for a while now.

[@bombaclaat7911]

Finally some decent wardrobe inspiration

[@franciscoramirez9867]

We need a baggy pants, Shanahan Style Berle

[@mlombardo9]

bank account hands flying together observation is straight genius

[@onion9126]

fr that one got me

[@Marijuanasuana]

Bam looks like he just throws on whatever he finds in his closet or goodwill dumpster

[@itsjustjake4469]

Bring mr. Meaty back to Nickelodeon

[@idioticdingus]

No

[@jay_the_great0740]

Maybe you can try doing a skater tier list. Nyjah, Shane O’Neill, Louie Lopez, Miles Silva, etc. you could maybe rank them among their skating, personality, impact on skating, or just how successful they are! (Or if they sold out)

[@vgrepairs]

That's too real. This is for fun dude.

[@FRIGIDBASTARDS]

I was waiting for clay kreiner to be brought up. I remember he dressed for vert skating rockstar energy guy, now he dresses like a gypsy of sorts.

[@PrinceVegita1]

Tony Hawk has the biggest swagger and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

[@evanthomas92]

Could you review Aaron Wilson's Homage part? I feel like you'd fuck with his skating. It's pretty creative.

[@SquaredCircle777]

Dude, you should dedicate an entire video to reviewing Bam fits.

[@Ascarthor]

this is awesome! rly enjoyed the part on nyjah

[@crud420]

8:48 looks like he's skating a setpiece from a local high schools drama club production

[@RecoveredRidleyTruther]

I used to have iPath Cats in like 5 different colors. Stuck quarters in the Stash pocket lol

[@roachheadfilms6252]

I love waking up to a new video by you

[@mellamojeff458]

Gotta love how burnquist goes from swag to homeless in certain photos

[@drestaz]

dang, the striped matix sweater era hit me in the nostalgia.

[@bakewellspud]

some of my fav vids of urs are the park reviews

[@tectonicvex693]

the bob burnquist part was too accurate . def a role model beach city father.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

Have you made a Best Skating Style tier list? Or Best Skate IQ tier list? (Where it lists who's best at thinking of creative things relevant to what they are skating)

[@SpiritsandNature]

watching this now, make some more vids bro xD

[@billscott69]

cannot wait to see aarons take

[@barniep123]

the longer i look at the tiny picture of Aaron Kyro the funnier it gets

[@louist.sanville4445]

12:45 IPath needs a comeback fr. Never tried any of the shoes, unfortunately, but I always liked the look of the Fred Galls and Kenny Reeds.

[@turtleboypurp]

"maybe the real reason i hate cariuma so much is it was supposed to be ipath" had me dying haha

[@iconic_filmdirectors]

we need part 3 also

[@ilsk8in94]

Bob Burnquist looks like he could be a member of Sugar Ray, or on tour with “jack johnson” 💀

[@boofy_fubu]

Luke blovad straight nirvana tier with the pink sandals and that minion fit 😂😂😂

[@marcus6186]

I don't even skateboard, wtf am I doing here?

[@joe.nail1]

Get thee to a skateshop

[@Hometown-Unicorn]

He has the clean vibe of Irn-Bru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🏻

[@santaclaws3291]

the best part about Luke Blovad’s pants name writing is the fact it’s in papyrus font

[@nyclurkerchowmein]

Oof greg lutzka, i have a feeling that because hes been wearing that fedora for so long it will give him bonus points, cuz without it you wouldn’t really recognize him, he looks like bizarro mike mo without it.

[@charlespaquet3367]

the IPATH SEGMENT HAD ME LAUGHING SO MUCH HAHAHAHA

[@Some.Guy.On.Youtube.]

Shout-out to 90s lesbiana skate swag. Big comeback of all that. Courduroy boys

[@penuts17]

Cable-knit mafia

[@jim_carry]

i just watched a 21min tier list vid to find out it was only the part 1

[@hankhilll4651]

i want the sk8 stop vid

[@Josh-er8rz]

Damn dude been a minute

[@KAAPUCHE]

what about the Skate stoppers vidéo ? i saw it was online for a moment

[@kevinandrewsphoto]

If you’re trying to think of video ideas. Here’s some stupid ones off the top of my head. -Best skaters with bad style. Worst skaters with good style. And which of the two is more important. -Famous skate parts that aren’t as good as remembered / haven’t aged well -Pro skaters I’d least want to hang out with for a day -Shortest prime -Great skate parts that got slept on due to a more iconic part in the same video. (i.e Marc Johnson in pretty sweet compared to Guy. Or Tommy Guns in most his videos) -Pros who need to retire a specific trick. (Skaters who are too reliant on a trick and watering down its impressiveness) -Could do a “history of every pro skater who’s been in a movie”. Hearing about Bam reminded me of when he was in Grind. Or Sheckler in that ape movie. Could do a video on skaters who never fit in on a specific skate team. I don’t know. These all probably suck. But if any are interesting feel free to use.

[@joedent3323]

Rodney Mullen = best skater with the WORST STYLE EVER. He is the Wack-attack from way back; He's Nightmares on Wack. He's the leader of the Wack-Pack. "LiL'JpD."

[@fairygarden-sv9qq]

blovad should’ve been enlightened tier just because of that tramp stamp. that’s next level.

[@franciscoramirez9867]

Elijah got that Tiago Lemos 6'4 5'9 vibe

[@abrahamgarcia5893]

you should've added sean pablo

[@edwardduclos1589]

Nailed the Berle fit vampire assessment. Love how he skates, but the jacking of AG and DR is a lil...who knows. It's just a hard to believe a dude from Santa Monica has that east coast / rockabilly persona. But, who knows. He does get it done. *Quick Edit. I can't see anyone on Vans being the stylish guy with a 1950's aesthetic (AVE aside). Not the right look. Converse, emerica, and maaaaaaybe State or Last Resort. My .02.

[@joedent3323]

Good work :) Cheers mate "LiL'JpD."

[@chasepalumbo2929]

The nyjah nft’s make me cry and laugh at the same time

[@SawOne729]

Timberland owned iPath towards the end of their run. But they ultimately killed it off.

[@Ratt611]

Bob really switch one foot back 3’d the mega. what a g

[@theharvardyard2356]

the fucking chipotle bag LMAO

[@SDXStudio]

dude i still have a Matix sweater that I still fuck with on so many levels its like 15 years old at this point

[@nilsE188]

The WESC cardigan influence from the late 00s is real

[@adrienrenaud534]

Jason Dill is the originator of leggings in skateboarding.

[@trickswithjp]

Christian Hosoi?

[@adrienrenaud534]

@@trickswithjp spandex shorts I believe. But it is worth a little google fact check.

[@milansolonenko]

ur carrying the skate scene rn

[@Quybz]

It made me mad seeing Burberry at the Kanye show no lie

[@chrisb9377]

19:29 that voice crack got me lmaoo

[@Prudenism3030]

Almost undeniable that Bob is the greatest skateboarder of all time. I really can’t think of anyone else.

[@devilrides779]

I came from 2 years in the future to bare good news. Ipath does in fact return.

[@tjmanning]

Being a taller guy myself, I sympathize with Berle’s pants situation. Most mass produced clothing doesn’t come in inseams longer than a 34. I started buying carhartt’s because you can easily buy longer inseams.

[@Garf2O]

Just shop online its easy as hell now to find 36 inseam pants

[@thethe-nt1tb]

So ... because you can't find pants with a longer inseam, you walk around in high-water pants? Have you not heard of the Big & Tall store?

[@infinidominion]

The dude had like 28's

[@Chrisjonpage]

Do I or do I not see The Mu$ka in part 2 cause my guy practically created skateboard swag

[@rovingmauler7410]

If the world was fair, there would be a game called Bob Burnquist's Pro Skater, and people would say, "Tony who?"