Hateline ABD #69

[@galvanizedgnome]

Gifted hater says his parents divorce didn't affect him, but I highly suspect he wouldn't be such a sad beta if he had his father's guidance. - Berra

[@bFOURdwZEROlf]

Pffff

[@SUB0SCORION]

He is definitely projecting his trust issues to Berra 😂😂

[@poetsrear]

@@SUB0SCORION No. Berra is just a kook period.

[@MIKE2111ful]

@@SUB0SCORION Berra is the textbook definition of a beta male

[@iToxicTritton]

@@SUB0SCORION gaytason gayta

[@theaffliction21]

I'm 35 and I'm a skater from back in the day, I watch every video you do solo. You got that lightning in a bottle dude never change

[@sinisterblister9981]

same here, there is no sense to watch anything else skate related for entertainment besides regular skate videos

[@THEBIGLEBOTSKI74]

40 yr old here..started in ‘93🫡😑😐I also used to watch 9 club til I found joa

[@el-bro818]

On heyzues bro

[@Arsteezno]

27

[@randomknowitall]

I’m 45. Joa’s content is timeless

[@mygamernamer]

pro skaters picking up golf is probably my favorite type of character arc

[@petepete4984]

Ikr remember when it was just substance abuse? Ahh the good ol BAKER 2g days😎

[@_barnac]

real estate

[@sdh643fn]

@@_barnac local government

[@Throawei]

It's a soccer, hockey, skateboarding thing for some reason.

[@vgrepairs]

lamest arc

[@dillonlines2235]

LOL bruh... Your tedious looks into something that may not be a big deal like the dart investigation. It's pure gold man.. Never stop or feel bad for calling someone out on any level of their bullshxt.. We are here for it. Great video as always >:}

[@saltjord1547]

i was howling at the dart thing i love it

[@shiningbastard]

>:)

[@Local__Legend]

need u rockin a "doubt me" hat in the next vid

[@joelglanton6531]

"okay!"

[@JAWNIEAPPLETREE]

please

[@aaronfrank541]

@@joelglanton6531 „OKAY“

[@j-mak]

backwards with your ears tucked in

[@jordannijjar5414]

Show your allegiance to the rebellion!

[@joaquinsmith5616]

Joa lore is big in this episode

[@Retrohhhh]

Have you considered shortening your name to Joa

[@opbold937]

@@Retrohhhh 🤣🤣

[@jccs98]

I can't believe it has been a year and 17 weeks since you started posting weekly hatelines. Keep up the consistency! Good work.

[@joelglanton6531]

I thought your pfp was a still from gangs of new york at first

[@Sneeeekz1]

Weekly?

[@juvnal]

@@Sneeeekz1 yes

[@pseudo148]

He really is the best worst youtuber

[@Yungbeck]

this isnt really episode 69 guy

[@shatterking215]

That clip of the hyphenate rapping made me cry 😭 3:46

[@petepete4984]

Fuckin trust issues man🤦🏻😅

[@midwestmenace9636]

dude I seen his story and felt for him but after hearing that shit I almost don't believe him lol jk

[@Berry500Laps]

Bro same.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Brose_Canseco]

All I really want in my life is an honest chick 🔥🔥🔥

[@dylanfuller8146]

@@Brose_Canseco 😂

[@mr.e8561]

See son, Nijah started to make his dad love him. Don't you want me to love you?

[@philmerHD]

Dude I’ve been asked to film an 8 year old before and it was super cool but there was this one moment where he fell and smacked his head really fast on some transition. Thankfully he was wearing one of those pro tech bigger brain buckets but oh shit this kid let out one of the biggest cry’s I had heard for a little one. Boy straight screamed and then started sobbing. At that point we stopped filming and his dad pulled him aside to make sure he was alright and he seemed fine. They went to the hospital and everything turned back fine. The dynamic between him and his dad seems pretty healthy too. Will never forget that scream tho and I remember feeling that filming young skateboarders can be mentally a little tough.

[@beepsta]

My beloved GifterOfHemorrhoids, for the past three years i have been constantly consuming your content. and ever since the summer of 2016 i have never looked away from your big beautiful eyes. Thank you Joathin for contributing to my life in such an empowering way.

[@johnnyflips420]

Eew cringe! 🤢 You put too much time in your KZbin comments.. 🤮

[@beepsta]

@@johnnyflips420 ts wasnt even grammatically correct. idk wtf i was typing dawg 😂

[@Walter-ci8kw]

"Turned his ass into Felipe Nunes" BRO ☠️

[@thomasbenton3633]

Dang Joa drank five whole beers, what a legend!

[@MIKE2111ful]

I drink 5 beers for breakfast

[@bennyshambles]

A Kid. A Board. A Fedora. A Dream.

[@ch3rri]

that 4 year old would dream of spending his saturday eating oreos and watching bluey instead of his dad forcing him to jump of 8 stairs which must feel like 10 feet for a preschoolers perspective

[@assincock]

i know him. hi is original skate rat

[@Berry500Laps]

That "perfect" sound bit was hilarious

[@THRMLVZN]

I've seen my fair share of bad parents in snowboarding ever since that became an Olympic sport. Saw a dad scream at his 10 year old son for having a sketchy landing on a 720 off a 40ft kicker. Also saw a dad legitimately say "do you wanna go home and eat? Then land a damn front board and we can go" while his son was crying in pain and hunger..shits crazy. Sad that skateboarding will probably see a lot more of that going forward

[@assincock]

lmao

[@ActorsReal2Reel]

We need a daily show. These are hilarious. The last park review had me rolling too.

[@nathanrupley]

My youngest was really good at skating really young, but I never pushed him, and always told him that it is better to have fun. He still skates, but is more into other things

[@carsonissick1625]

i am 4/8 beers in and i couldnt be more glad to see this upload

[@joelglanton6531]

are you half a beer in, 4 beers into the 8 you are going to drink total, or unsure whether you are 4 beers in or 8 beers in

[@ilyuhhh]

get this man his keys

[@alejandrolanza1937]

1:47 had me so weak "it was just horrible, brotha. you gotta go back and do that shit agaIN" 🤣

[@atn_holdings]

there's a really annoying paradox about kids who are forced into a hobby by their parents at a young age (music, sports, languages, computer programming, etc) that they by default are much better at the thing than anybody else who started at a reasonable age because a child brain will absorb anything indiscriminately, and they can take insane risks because their bodies regenerate cells at great speed, but there's almost no correlation between them doing it young versus them becoming invested in it later on enough to make something out of it.

[@atn_holdings]

as opposed to my elderly millenial ass who decided spontaneously to get into playing music and skateboarding at the ripe mature age where my brain and body are starting to crystalize into a block of granite

[@akiko3688]

@@atn_holdings lmao hang in there

[@gregbrown98]

Joa, i've been super fucking depressed lately. your Felipe Nunes joke at 8:28 made me laugh so hard i almost threw up the entire family sized package of Chips Ahoy i had just eaten. i really needed that, thank you

[@exdef]

greg needs to desperately start wearing extendo clip fedoras again and stop jumping over that motorcycle

[@Thisisdarkdata]

I’m glad someone decided to address the absolute clown fiesta that is Greg lutzka 😂 the moment he started beating that 270 lip/noseblunt like a dead horse I was like……… lol

[@bugtesties]

Lol the way Joa says man will never not be funny to me 😂😂😂

[@bugtesties]

Holy shit those kids are gonna get brain damage

[@Nocturn4lAnim4L]

mAn

[@davidvanvliet193]

Same😂

[@dylonbangss2804]

That fart thru the chair thing killed me lol

[@BobWeaver3000]

as a reformed (former) office worker, I can assure you his logic is spot-on. I recently bought a new desk chair, and the #1 requirement was "mesh seat", for the exact no-fart-lingering reasons.

[@jonbonjovi_is_happy]

You always make me laugh my ass off, so thank you. I myself would not have leaked the pic of the Lurpivs, but hopefully you including them in the video helps to create some hype.

[@CaryScheming]

Im 25 and havent skated regularly in almost a decade. Still love skateboarding tho and keep up w it when i can. Found Your vids a lil while ago and glad i did! Never miss an upload.

[@xSilentRecon]

start skating again before you get too old

[@CaryScheming]

@@xSilentRecon Good point man!

[@dugannash9109]

@@xSilentRecon 18-24 is peak skating window RIP OP. I'm old btw

[@joshcalvo]

Good thing I took back skating last year when I was 22, I’ve felt that my progression has been significantly faster than when I was a kid/teenager

[@xSilentRecon]

@@dugannash9109 doesnt matter, there are some pros right now that are 30+. I'm 25 and im so glad i picked it back up again last year

[@feral5404]

honestly one of your better videos. this is all we're looking for

[@gravity683]

If you taking the preview audience from 9 club when choosing when to post … u on a different level of gifted 🎉

[@joebob1994]

"as a farther" had me in stitches... Im a fellow self-confessed dog dad...

[@fademusic1980]

gotta respect weevil carrying on the legacy of Weckingball with that manny busters

[@RKLS90]

9:48 “I watch everything John hill puts out. I’m addicted to his sh!tty videos.” I think that describes the feeling of half his audience. Dude is super weird but for some reason I keep clicking on his videos

[@infinidominion]

Got sick of him years ago 😂

[@joshquintero9062]

He wasted everyone's time with Progress Daily. He didn't even have his sponsored skaters do anything, just those clowns in the warehouse.

[@dylanlewis3668]

They make me feel warm and fuzzy

[@GluckGluckJuice]

7:57 Calls his hypothetical child an "it" 💀💀💀💀

[@briankelly9232]

There is that whole Dwindle implosion thing happening.

[@RitTF2]

“HES NOT EVEN HAPPY” 😂😂😂

[@johnnyc.3261]

Was surprised Hater didn’t get into the Avatar Cariuma glow in the dark shoes. They would go perfectly with that Lutzka gear 🤢 🤮

[@KogreAlt]

ur stories during that jonah hill movie were bonkers

[@b.sunnyortiz]

Your laugh is contagious! When you pointed out the dart size hole at the end & started laughing, I was dying! I love you dude ❤️

[@ShouldHaveBeen]

Gifted Hater being budget Lindsey Roberston as per usual.

[@danielb5466]

I click on a Gifted Hater video faster than any other video.. always brings that fire content

[@thepancakemann]

Ben DeLongcock is my favourite DeLongcock. I like when Grifted Baiter does videos with the ultimate skate dad.

[@Doubleshuv]

As soon as you posted, I said to my gf… “hurray, no depression for 15:24”. Love how you open with the depression chamber statement. 😂

[@2Sickgreg]

Gifted has a point with the parents pushing their kids to do hellish things

[@Absorbvids]

I’m glad someone is actually addressing these skater dads, they are the worst.

[@robertbaker3620]

Jonah Hill is supposedly falling in love with this girl and they never kiss once in the movie. It makes it super awkward when there's an emotional heartfelt scene that ends with a weird hug.

[@chazotron600]

Waiting for that Gifted Farter documentary to drop 🔥 🔥 🔥 haha

[@Chasewimerxoxo]

Your content is the most refreshing thing I’ve had the pleasure of viewing in AWHILE now, thank you 🙏

[@rmhfpv9225]

Can we teach Steve Cab how to make insta posts that aren’t shared inspiration images from the Oprah Winfrey book on Live Love Laugh. Holy Hobby Lobby have an original thought.

[@mallorybea]

I know literally nothing about skateboarding but I love to watch these I'm like okay what is the gossip #today

[@shmooveyea]

Jonah Hill finding a new culture to vulture after skateboarding and surfing

[@slippy6858]

I’ve witnessed Trae and his father at demos,early shit too. I use to skate at Oceanside park and kid would get yelled at by his dad for being a “baby” or “pussy” Shit to me felt like child abuse and never in my life ever wanted to smack the shit outta a “grown man”. All I could think about it is “man I wonder how he treats him at home”. Chase Webb is another one that was groomed that way. At Murrieta skatepark you can hear chases dad yelling at him across the park like a pissed off jar head living amongst us. Don’t be surprised if they Columbine at a Tampa contest.

[@petepete4984]

Second kid got that Greg Myers landing 😅

[@robertbarnhart7791]

Funny af, I thought the same thing. I'm 40, so I actually remember Greg 😂

[@dansteely7677]

somehow with nothing going on in skateboarding, this is the best video

[@baecotte]

Felipe nunes comment was so good I didnt even catch it at first

[@MrBaskins2010]

wow that kid looks so sad. guess that parent saw nyjah as a blueprint not a cautionary tale

[@mateonakasone3450]

gifted hater has done it again wonderful episode

[@vednev6931]

It’s much as Greg Lutzka is a home town hero in my state, I also thought this movie about him was insanely weird to put out, glad we’re on the same level here

[@mobertrartling]

I mean this is kinda what Nyjah went through (the child prodigy/helicopter skate dad) and he still skates but doesn’t talk to his dad

[@melm4251]

better be filming some special with daddy ben while he's down in LA bruh. I demand it. The people demand it!

[@Kainebadonmusic]

I’m so glad you’ve picked up ripping on The Hyphenate.

[@nnoffuture]

Conspiracy: If you suspect that GH is actually running Lurpiv from the shadows… then watch this and it’s just genius marketing.

[@twentyfoursixteen]

This episode had me dying

[@skateparkreality]

My kids like to ride scooters at the park and I started watching your content to understand the people I am seeing at the skatepark. I live in constant fear of my little ones being struck by another person enjoying the facilities

[@tim1309]

🤣 Dude you crack my shit up my viewers are about 14 and a half LOL c'mon now I'm almost 40 and watch every vid and love them lol

[@towel271]

i need that gifted hater documentary

[@dfdfdfdf63]

8:28 the Felipe nunes burn GOT me bro I'm crying

[@kingraptor11]

Oh my, can't believe we got so much lore

[@tyler-edic]

Thanks for posting every second Friday even if there's not a whole lot going on

[@adamdiaz7894]

Hahaaha bro the investigation on where the dart lands on the map is too funny

[@shane-allen]

Died laughing at the dart analysis

[@hydralicmonkey6490]

Gifted Farter, you changed my life with these prolific ideas you display. Mesh computer chair for the fart ventilation, genius.

[@soda2334]

i know absolutely nothing ab skateboarding but i will watch every single gifted hater video i come across

[@bruc850]

Bro got the xQc desk clutter

[@masonedwards4043]

My week is made if a hateline gets dropped

[@doktor_faust]

"i am addicted to his shitty videos" made my frickin day hahahaha

[@AustinHartwig]

Honoring the legacy by making the hyphenate a mainstay as of late 😭 RIPLUTZKABOZO #giftedhater

[@stompz__]

joa , you make my day every time you post. thank you for these videos

[@18pavsionate]

as a milwaukee resident, can confirm that lutzka is a big meme to the skate youth here

[@mchlselects]

there's always something for hateline..this was great. :)

[@pererethegoat]

"turn his ass into felipe nunes" omg dude im crying 🤣

[@sk8mafia214]

That man got Skater XL sponsors

[@joshcalvo]

The skate dad video needs to happen soon

[@RasKitchen]

I need to see this Gifted Hater Doco !

[@TheDepthsoftheAbyss]

my child will not be fed until they can feeble a 12 stair at 7 years old this is hustle bro

[@pandabuypatriot]

These vids make my day so much better

[@jamesbest9806]

“Turned his ass into Felipe Nunes” 8:29 I died hahahahaha

[@BonusDruthers]

he's ascending

[@KenmeriCaptain]

dude i'm so glad you called out the dart bullshit, i thought the EXACT same thing when i watched that vid lmao

[@ItsATMDrums]

Hahaha I didn't expect The Hyphenate feature. Poor guy with the mids beats

[@charliearpin9497]

I was working outside my job in Milwaukee while lutzka was filming the doc, I saw him across the street and yelled “Greg lutzka! Fuck yeah!” He gave me a rock on sign and filmed me and then I looked to my left and there is a group of 10 plus kids under five, I was working the Disney junior live show.

[@AndyTheChef]

the minecraft pain sound😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

[@basedwood]

It’s over he learned how to use the perfect soundbite

[@jeffli480]

The insight on the mesh chair 👌🏻

[@willmax95]

You had me😂😂😂😂 at the hyphenate thing

[@rickyglaser]

Keep up the good work

[@RelentlessEnigma]

Skate dad video let's go. Ima use my hypertension to catapult me into the center of the skatoverse

[@danielpaiva5362]

We unironically would watch a documentary of your boring life Joa, if it was made by you.

[@gaditetheghost1953]

Damn ... Remember the foundation:that's life days? 🔥