Giorno plays Minecraft

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[@FistMeDaddy]

I should make some clarifications: 1. Minecraft was lagging because Giorno is using a 2001 computer. In fact, it's rather impressive how he is able to run Minecraft at all in that computer, specially when it's taking place 10 years before the game was released. 2. Sometimes, you'll see that the game is playing even though Giorno is not using the keyboard and mouse. This is because he is using Gold Experience instead to play it. You just can't see it because you're not a stand user. 2.5. Half-way into the video you can see King Crimson and Gold Experience because my stand ability allows anyone who watches the video especifically between 1:38 and 2:41 to temporarily aquire a stand, but if you're not making eye contact with the video within that time frame, you lose your stand. The reason why your stand doesn't fully manifestate is because you have a weak resolve (yes, even a rat has more resolve than you). 3. You might think this video is not canon because the events on the actual episode were different. But I can assure you it is. Ascended dio overwrote the story so giorno can play minecraft to make up for the fact he was a lousy father. So this is a canon alternate timeline. Araki even confirmed it himself. Thank you for reminding me, Papantlas. 4. Why is Giorno's nickname Kira_Queen? Because the computer and account originally belonged to Yoshikage Kira (the nickname is like Killer Queen except Killer is replaced by Kira). He played mostly in creative mode toying around with ocelots, TNT blocks and creepers. In 1998 Kira had a business trip in Italy where his computer got stolen. That computer was then posessed by Passione and provided to Bruno's gang. Giorno is a noob and didn't bother changing Kira's account. Giorno still hasn't told anyone about the disturbing hand fetish search history he found. 5. If you look closely, Giorno switched from creative mode to survival mode when he found the diamonds. Giorno was indeed cheating. You see, Giorno was tired of looking for diamonds for hours so he decided to switch to creative mode to find them more quickly. He's a Gangstar with a dream so he sometimes has to do immoral underhanded tactics like stealing Koichi's money or cheating in Minecraft. However, deep down, Giorno is still a good guy with the Joestar blood flowing through his veins, so when he found the diamonds he reverted back to survival mode to play fair. 6. The Creeper in the end is Killer Queen's 4th bomb: Gunpowder, Gelatin. If anyone else uses his Minecraft account, it spawns a creeper near the player to eliminate him. This bomb is implanted into the minecraft acount itself and remains active even after the user's death.

[@pakochanchan881]

Such detail is always appreciated

[@Haammmzzzz]

Marry me pls

[@FistMeDaddy]

@@Haammmzzzz sure

[@nkhdennis8980]

What a deep lore

[@xchainsawx]

LMAO that's why I love JoJo community

[@noobeginner9838]

Giorno's Minecraft is lagging because King Crimson keep erasing time.

[@nolankanski9116]

Man, this sucks! I keep rubberbanding, this [KZZT] awful!

[@TYGR2115]

@@nolankanski9116 omg I just got that as I clicked another video and had to come back here just to give you this> 🍪 You fucking earned it, you genius.

[@nolankanski9116]

@@TYGR2115♥ I was hoping somebody would get it

[@Blue__Oni]

You don't say

[@KevinNormalManPerson]

it just works bruh

[@Brian-xe1gd]

Nice Zombie Skin, Bruno

[@iam-retarded-but]

Lmao

[@sireulixesqc8932]

That spoiler

[@Blue__Oni]

@@sireulixesqc8932 Shut up Pucci, don't reset the universe and kill jotaro got it?

[@Shesterenkin007]

delet this

[@lawaklawakpeace9333]

@@Shesterenkin007 no u

[@lewush]

Part 5 if Giorno was an actual 15 year old

[@mr.unlucky2675]

Daga koto waru.

[@Akira-cd2qs]

@@mr.unlucky2675 I dont know if i should feel proud or empty for understanding that...

[@mr.unlucky2675]

@@Akira-cd2qs feel proud, we need more people like that.

[@jonseon5952]

The unofficial sequel to Melone is a Gamer.

[@FistMeDaddy]

I was probably unconsciously inspired by that video

[@tasertag7513]

Anyone wanna put the 1kth like on this one?

[@bruhbruh4311]

Giorno is best Minecraft gamer lmfao.

[@iZetto1]

@StoneOcean oooh, I'm so glad u want Noelle to be your waifu

[@endrollcurtaincall]

Requiem stands are just creative mode

[@kadennguyen5405]

Kev Sheen More like console commands

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Minecraft lagging is the best explanation to King Crimson’s ability.

[@SocraticMayhem]

Oh my god the rubberband lag was king crimson all along....

[@Haispawner]

@Another Channel That made me laugh my spine out.

[@trenes2012]

Ascended dio overwrite the story so giorno can play minecraft

[@FistMeDaddy]

Such a good dad

[@trenes2012]

@@FistMeDaddy add that to clarifications (if you want)

[@FistMeDaddy]

​@@trenes2012 lmao, sure

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

I like how in fanon and Eyes of Heaven canon that DIO is the best father in Jojo.

[@ratchet55_m8]

Now He lost his files now Don't worry Pucci will reset the server

[@Retarded_Ape]

*xXx_Funny_Valentine_xXX has joined the game*

[@JAMBOTRON-1]

*xXx_DIO_Heavensgamer_xXx has joined the game* Wait no I just got a Sharpness IV Sword, Keep the server I want to kill the noo- *xXx_Edgy_Platinum_xX* : /ban *xXx_DIO_Heavensgamer_xXx*

[@bacongod5759]

xXx_Emporio _xXx has joined the game

[@ogyganteng]

yes

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

"MOM! THEY'RE BULLYING ME FOR PLAYING MINECRAFT AGAIN! :("

[@ohkei7287]

hey hey hey dont worry man. minecraft is cool again dog

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

@@ohkei7287 Hell yeah :D

[@cringemachine1953]

@Fi the Philosopher *TRAUNO*

[@VoibbleLunchbox]

And then you remember Giorno is some snot-nosed middle schooler and isn't cut out for this at all. I really enjoyed this.

[@heynowww.]

Wasnt he a High schooler?

[@khekin7805]

@@heynowww. He is only 15 yo

[@jonathan.t.]

he's a high schooler if he's 15 idiot

[@VoibbleLunchbox]

high school in anime is 3 years and if you're 15 you're in middle school it doesn't matter if it depends on your birthday or if it's in Italy and not even in Japan or if it makes any sense at all. Them's the rules.

[@lookbehindyourself877]

This is just too sad for me. All giorno wanted was to play minecraft in peace

[@kajiitl]

Poor Giorno only wanted to mine diamonds quietly and peacfuly

[@DDroog-eq7tw]

playing with no hands... truly the best gamer

[@leonardodaniel8876]

Of course he is playing with golden experience, you just are not a stand user

[@trwoink4315]

@@leonardodaniel8876 wired I remember seeing king crimson

[@boingo3275]

This is why Fugo was kicked out of the gang.

[@ihzthundah9518]

The low FPS makes this *relatable*

[@roverjab]

“The diamonds are behind this stone but...” “There’s something wrong Bruno!” “ITS ANDESITE-“ *donut*

[@SocraticMayhem]

My favorite part of this meme is that it’s still accurate to the whole situation but puts a funny twist on it.

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

-Don't worry guys -I have a plan *Fugo left the game* Edit: ßist Me ßaßßy

[@MrJedroi258]

Is this Panacottas Secret Technique?

[@kadian8177]

@@MrJedroi258 YES YES YES YES *YES!*

[@perogun]

ß is pronounced like "s" so you basicaly just said "sist me sassy"

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

@@perogun Listen up 🅿ero, you yeeyee ass could be listening to Michael counting prime numbers but instead you're correcting some idiot named Johnny on the internet about another idiot named Fist Me Daddy. Idiot

[@theguythatsalwayslate4342]

@@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but "you yeeyee ass" i'm wheezing

[@anatolli3629]

I accidentally skipped 5 seconds of the video and thought that was part of it

[@kadian8177]

Kingu Curimsonu

[@Cajuu]

um BR aqui man?

[@oliveragrkinic9089]

king crimson exists irl.

[@alesenpai8172]

Lmao😭

[@brun0638]

Now Giorno Have a Dream To Become a KZbinr

[@Justin_Joy]

"I just want to play Minecraft in peace" Well, I want to play Minecraft in Hardcore.

[@jcjamon4727]

The editing of this video is so perfect it grew wings and was sent to space

[@jcjamon4727]

Tyler Ventura Gets outsmarted by a comedian

[@jojjn8272]

Minecraft's Bizzare Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable

[@mattynotfatty]

STAND NAME: CREEPER STAND USER: DOPPIO

[@bluehammermidget6728]

One does not simply distract Giorno from mining DIAMONDO

[@happychicken11]

I, Giorno Giovanna, can't have a dream because there _are monsters nearby_ .

[@JaMaMaa1]

I want to 1v1 giorno on skywars lets ser who would win

[@vampiyahs]

The lack of him saying *"I have a d r e a m"* every minute has dissapointed me 2/9

[@TikTakDylan]

I can't stop imagining Giorno as a minecraft youtuber now someone help me

[@amoki4640]

his first mistake was not using his stand to play two player on two computers at the same time

[@CarmenLC]

best fucking thing ive watched this year

[@kidtrunks7792]

When u play on a toaster

[@TheeNero]

Giorno just wants to live a quiet life playing minecraft in peace

[@GalekC]

When Melone plays Minecraft on his PC game, he plays Minecraft in real life

[@hawaianmobster1579]

Now we just need a video of josuke playing super smash Bros 64 :B

[@beq2875]

JoJo's blocky adventure: Golden apple

[@pcat4064]

*"Kira_Queen was blown up by Creeper"*

[@FF-wg3pd]

This was a wild ride

[@hunday4412]

But you see... Once you go back from creative to survival. You can't get the advancements or the achievements. THIS A WORK OF AN ENEMY GANGSTAR

[@megalul4141]

Everything about this is fucking comedy gold

[@Rei-O-Rei]

giorno is the best minecraft player with one hand which is his left hand he is holding the laptop and running away from the mobs and with his right hand he was holding his phone talking to bruno

[@erinlopez5344]

the way you worked around the momentum of the scene and somehow made it about minecraft was great. But I didn't have to see best boi get impaled twice 7/10

[@jolean_cujoh]

I see Giorno is an epic gamer as well

[@keurquee]

This is amazing, please make more

[@FistMeDaddy]

So far I don't have any new idea, but I'll try to think of something.

[@qualivia]

Should Have turned it into an eagle or hawk.... It would have saved him a computer...

[@SLTNSJ]

Giorno had a "get the fuck out of my room im playing Minecraft" Kid personality

[@Keeesey]

This feel like HEAVEN

[@basiljohn3953]

Soon after, GioGio was so frustrated that the boss made him fail his dream of getting a full set of diamond armor, he decided to force the boss to join his server, where the boss would repeatedly get spawn killed over and over. The boss tried to escape the server, but he was forced to join back. The former boss was repeatedly spawn killed for the rest of eternity, and eventually, he stopped thinking.... --------------> END

[@yourassistant981]

My original account got deleted so it was hard to find and sub to this channel but it was worth the wait..

[@loominatrx]

Your game mode has been updated to _Survival Mode_

[@reaperr6357]

I didn’t expect to see zipper man get fisted twice

[@noriakikakyoin206]

The true reason why Fugo left the gang

[@Weebabuu]

Giorno punches Bucciarati on the train Slowness I

[@SolProxy]

This is the funniest GioGio meme I've seen in a while, just the idea of an ADHD Giorno not concentrating on the situation and asking for best mom Bruno to have the others stop bullying him. LMAO'd at the end where he broke his computer too, di molto!

[@nuffpooh4234]

Everyone else is playing hardcore while Diavolo is trying to play RLCRAFT.

[@Jin-ts9eo]

I’ve never seen something as amazing as this. *_truly a masterpiece_*

[@petrspetsnaz630]

Giorno "Minecraft stops laggin', or i'll become admin"

[@oldmansami1863]

King crimson has joined the server

[@undercoverlesbi]

Giorno just wanted to play minecraft

[@danda8486]

Kira queen was blown up by creeper Seems legit

[@gremlinonion1323]

I just had a dream about Minecraft and woke up to see this. Is this what we call fate?

[@thephen4778]

2:35 top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@CraftyJ]

Minecraft jojo memes increase my lifespan

[@FakeLexi]

He isn’t lagging, his game is just freezing

[@CedDrawsNear]

I hate that I like this

[@grzegorztajchman4134]

He sure did found some crazy diamonds

[@user-kx2zv7tg3u]

This is my favorite jojoke of the week be honored

[@latastrophue4761]

Do not make this make you forget the fact that Girono Giovana has a dream.

[@frixyc7]

Mista has joined the server Fugo has been banned Abacchio has left the server Naranchia has left the server

[@sulfanilimidex]

I feel bad for him.

[@furiiii1]

It's pretty funny when you realize Giorno is actually 15 so this is pretty much the life of an average 15 year old

[@LinkMaster150]

This is a gold experience

[@theedoctor8036]

top 10 people that even steve dint even want to fight

[@amoose8256]

Giorno ‘finding’ the diamonds was so pure lol

[@nigel1589]

giorno-donut head bruno-ink head leone-cupcake head narancia-ink head2 fugo-swees cheese

[@quasimodokiwi1500]

As punishment for ruining Giorno’s game, he used GER to put Diavolo on hardcore

[@Ihasnotomato]

There is a lot I can say about this video but I just love how you censored Fr*ck at 1:26

[@avanaz99]

Bucciarati: "forget that stupid game" Giorno: *DAGA KOTOWARU*

[@phenphen9059]

*_Wait a minute this is not a Minecraft let’s play episode_*

[@straffanvonarfan6549]

Bucciarati : "dying" Giorno : This is epic i found diamonds!!

[@aeriality]

this deserves way more views

[@mateojugo5030]

that moment when you realize the i in frick is censored

[@sleepycowgirl]

Every time a computer shows up in this part, there needs to be minecraft, this shit is fire.

[@speedwagonoverheaven9716]

This is the best video ever

[@crodojoe]

What i would have liked to see is gio playing dark souls 3 and he rages and throws the laptop and destroys it

[@ihave9subscribersgetflexed189]

This video had so much donuts, that’s about a dozen

[@om5696]

Giorno is an epic gamer now

[@MakianTheWorld]

You just made my day

[@nodream8871]

Is it just me or did I hear Buccirati in that cave

[@marquisjohnson518]

Giorno fucked up and broke the computer

[@wearda]

"Kira_Queen has blown up by Creeper"

[@DarkZoa2004]

Tbh I was expecting the fight with the di molto guy, Baby face stand

[@cheangizzz]

Giorno Giovann wants to *play* a quiet life

[@DFusions_]

No cursing in my Christian minecraft jojo server

[@xlur8949]

i like how Giorno's name in Minecraft is Kira_Queen

[@aginmoa]

Судя по количеству роликов про то как Джорно играет в Майнкрафт Джорно наверно уже обогнал всех топовых майнкрафтеров

[@FistMeDaddy]

I don't speak vodka, but thanks for commenting

[@aginmoa]

Fist Me Daddy 🌚

[@forgot9485]

Джорно лучший майнкрафтер во вселенной.

[@peeperushki2715]

*When your mom asks you to grab a bottle of water*

[@JoshFer23]

Giorno! Just go ask josuke to repair your computer!