r/woooosh Best Posts #9

[@DeadMutt]

“Um, are you talking about breathing? Everybody does that.” Dead people: *_Am I a joke to you?_*

[@bin6549]

Not to be rude but the "Am I a joke to you thing" is so overused and is just not funny anymore. At least to me, some people might still find it hilarious.

[@DeadMutt]

CocoaBunny That’s fine by me, to be honest I find it mildly funny instead of extremely funny.

[@kjldraesthetic]

CocoaBunny Why do you have to be such a dick?

[@hatsuneblacktrousers]

Lamb Sauce how is that exactly being a dick

[@DeadMutt]

Okay, let’s not start world war 3 in this reply section

[@Zeytrixx]

Some of the people in these videos really make me wonder: “How can they possibly not get that joke?”

[@abaemperor893]

ikr

[@briishcabbage568]

true. the jokes are good and all that but people are just dumb about it

[@shr9662]

Will Kerr except the 500 list ones

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Especially when they're in R/Jokes.

[@SUSsykage]

@Zeytrixx Real question is, what ‘stupidity-scale’ are these “woooshed” people on?

[@OfficialLuni]

Guy: *takes a picture of himself everyday for one day* Me: *doesn't want to get out of bed to play sims 3 even tho I want to play*

[@NoodleErik]

Thats me when I want to wake up

[@nubo3517]

I have never seen something more relatable in my entire life.

[@NitroMemes]

Comrade Nubo318 ikr

[@snaiians]

i was literally just debating if i should get out of bed to play sims 3 lol

[@OfficialLuni]

IT HAS ONLY BEEN TWO HOURS?!?????? also, i have currently decided to play the sims when my device dies.

[@mrnoiceguy7615]

when the LEGO set says 3 to 99 years *_b u t y o u e a t i t i n t h r e e m i n u t e s_*

[@marvelousonejr832]

Uh YoU cAn'T eAt LeGoS tHeY'rE nOt EdIbLe

[@greenpanda4001]

YOU ARE GOD

[@beanplushie5624]

@@marvelousonejr832 oH mYYyy GoD r/whOooooOshhhh (why do I go along with this)

[@mrnoiceguy7615]

*_r\wOoøÒ0Öo0xØSh_*

[@jakegowan2802]

*uH tHeY'rE rEfErInG tO tHe ReCoMmEnDeD aGe*

[@JD-ju9kg]

Someone: Doesn’t get the joke Reddit users: *I bout to woosh this mans whole career*

[@pigeonette1]

n h g r f f g t d f t d e w

[@hatpal2287]

Whoosh

[@lr_laura]

Y e s

[@thatdudephantom]

7:54 “Bruh, that’s a bird and a watermelon are you dumb?” His pfp says “perhaps” 🤣

[@superluckyandroid9449]

@Flyingcat 655 wrong! It's a Chicken and a Pineapple

[@eunice5753]

yall are blind. its obviously a dinosaur and a potato. duh

[@Akira-Touzen]

It is a swan and a grape

[@paintedfeathers282]

ya’ll are so blind it’s clearly a duck w/ a hash brown smh

[@um.itsmaka9982]

@@paintedfeathers282 lol how can u make a joke about that when ur wrong its clearly a lion with an apple

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

7:15 also, that moment when a maths problem like that has your name in it and everyone stares at you. I'm just like: "That's right. *I* bought 30 sofas."

[@Michael-nh1ti]

so relatable lmao

[@SUSsykage]

“Applaud at my 72 treadmills”

[@cheddar_6614]

Lol Yup 80 pizzas

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

@@SUSsykage Couldn't be happier he's a meme. The following moment was horrifying though.

[@liljatupsu]

@@cheddar_6614 The comment above you has the number 72. Your comment has the word "pizzas". Coincidense? I think not! (This is a refrence to when a youtuber called Skeppy ordered 72 pizzas to his friend's house without telling him)

[@ChristopherMoom]

2:09 Hey man, being able to do something every day for one day is still better than what I can do I can barely even commit to something at all

[@epicluigi122]

OH MY GOSH I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@bluecrewmate3066]

Every second in Africa.. a minute passes

[@bluecrewmate3066]

60*

[@dreaminginhell4047]

Why have i seen you everywhere

[@secretlythemongols]

._. wtf is happening..

[@The_Glitch_Reaper]

I just hated when people don’t get the Joke and say they’re idiots.

[@suxzhehehw7244]

I don't get your joke?

[@valentinsaenz2499]

@@suxzhehehw7244 uH tHeDe iZ no JoEk IdIoT

[@suxzhehehw7244]

@@valentinsaenz2499 wOw r/wOoOosh

[@tallygames5270]

Lovely Kal wt- OHHHHHH I gettit

[@deadlybunz]

@@tallygames5270 *OkAy woW GoOgLE iT iDioT*

[@remyfromratatoiulle9708]

6:07 this dude really said 5 minutes

[@elmotheprincessparrot9710]

T-sEries dIdnt sAy tHat

[@leesantos9083]

@@elmotheprincessparrot9710 I swear to god if someone wooshes you lmao

[@nate-alitysports3030]

5 HoUr RuLe! Karen 2020

[@G00SEZ]

@@Flame1611NoTice hoW He SpeLLs liKE thIs, its a joke

[@itsallforpele]

@@G00SEZ and that was a joke

[@tornadomash00]

animal activist: hates people who eat animals lion: *EATS ANIMAL* animal activist: ok but that's an animal humans: *are animals*

[@Cupcake_Royale]

Lmao I was about to point that out. 😂

[@wolfhead8926]

@RobloxGirl me too XD

[@melovekittie]

I mean we are significantly more intelligent than animals, so there is a big difference between us. We can plan ahead and make moral decisions in ways other animals cant

[@tornadomash00]

@@melovekittie yeah but we're still biologically animals

[@iimxlkylissyii1244]

/75 8’: @; @“83;

[@wikiwiki1093]

Me watching the video: These people wouldn't know a joke if one sidekicked them in the face The people: but a joke can't sidekick you though

[@Groxcima]

6:01 Gio's real accent revealed

[@camdi8777]

tHiS iS sO fAKe!1!1! hE wAS juST dOiNg A vOiCE thINgIE!1!1 idIOT!!1!1!1 😡😡😡😡

[@woipion9167]

@@camdi8777 IdiOt ThaTs HiS ReaL ACcEnt

[@LtotheWtotheTD]

R/woooooosh I am helping you

[@alexturnerstan9000]

he was doing a impressiom

[@YoruTheMangaEditor]

I hate it when people reply to them self

[@connordeal3763]

Hi fellas hope you’re having a good day

[@salama3laikom940]

You too bro

[@martianmanreacts9005]

Same to you mate

[@Crayoneater96]

Thank

[@veve2484]

Likewise!

[@anthonycaminiti8734]

I don’t get it.

[@SUSsykage]

Teacher: “Alright class, we’re gonna learn how to nail your finals.” Me with a hammer: i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/474/goals.jpg My imaginary friend: *Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science*

[@DLC_PR016]

PhoeniX & LynX can I bring a nail gun?

[@nblesddles]

hah

[@jaydenlastname3258]

"That's a screw. It has to be a nail"

[@barns612]

R/bestshitever

[@AnAvidAtheist]

Wut

[@mjwlol]

It always ends up in “iDiOt”

[@rosepetunia1829]

Ikr

[@chautunguyen5351]

NoT tHe KaReN oNe

[@dot5687]

DUMB

[@joeltehguy]

Or stupid Or dumba** Or "bad meme,delete it" The possibilities are infinite

[@TTVtsbIoI]

ThAts BeCausE tHEY aRE RePLYinG TO iDioTS IDioT

[@davetheduck6801]

I feel bad for blind people now: They can’t look at memes

[@chromso]

Deaf people* /s

[@susnatural3484]

@Elisa Castro good idea :P

[@davetheduck6801]

Elisa Castro your gonna save the world by giving them joy

[@masterspark9880]

They can look at those meme videos read by robot voices. Usually you don’t need to see the picture to get the meme. I’m not complaining

[@RandomIsNotAvailable]

@Elisa Castro OMG IF YOU PUT THE MEME IN BRAILE THEY WONT UNDERSTAND ITS A PICTURE guys its a joke

[@gxrdonwyd]

When your so early that you don’t have anything to say

[@fluffyunicrn7621]

Me rn

[@WillyLangley]

oof

[@Kamii85]

I agree

[@t4bbyz_]

*BuT YOu jUSt SAiD SuMtING!!!!!11!!1!1!*

[@cedricsturm5131]

So... hear me out. I really don't wanna be that person buuut... It's you're wait... *SHIT*

[@lilyfox313]

8:22 "There is no 30 or 31 THIS February". Pretty sure there isn't a 30th or 31st in any February...

[@SUSsykage]

*We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled*

[@DWal32]

well if we save up leap days for 12 years... :)

[@fuzzywuzacat5009]

@@DWal32 great, let's do it. I'm contacting the world government right now.

[@DrRank]

Imagine being born on March 1st and waking up on your 8th birthday, only to be told about leap years. Oh, wait. VeggieTales already did.

[@bacteria1923]

6:14 actually we are legally obligated to wait 5 seconds,you know to give humans a chance.

[@CadetGriffin]

Harold: "She said Uranus!" George: "I know!" Melvin: "I don't get it."

[@jdddff]

Teacher: Uranus is known as a gas giant George and Harold: hahahaha! Melvin: I don't get it guys it's just science

[@GE-0530RN]

ass giant

[@CadetGriffin]

@@GE-0530RN Forget Captain Underpants, what about Captain America?

[@GE-0530RN]

@@CadetGriffin assmerica

[@CadetGriffin]

Captain America hates the A word more than Thor would hate ice giants. (as in frost giants)

[@scoobysnackshehe]

3:46 *That cat really likes watermelons*

[@Piggie1603]

I've waited too long for this video!!

[@jasper4549]

Ok Qasem

[@Piggie1603]

@@DwnRange21 *TOO LONG*

[@Piggie1603]

@@jasper4549 ok winston

[@Piggie1603]

@@DwnRange21 no it's not long. I waited *TOO LONG*

[@Piggie1603]

@Qasem Mahmoud or is it a hamster?

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

6:54 Because of that when I die I’m going to ask for a salad to be named after me,I don’t even like salad

[@finlandballcountryball5301]

6 things i hate about comments 1: they cant spel properley 2: they edit their comment 4: they dont use apostrophes capital letters or punctuation 5: they reply to their own comment 8: they cant count 7: they like their own comment

[@finlandballcountryball5301]

uh me too

[@OdgeBodge]

funny ._.

[@boey1493]

Someone is about to get r/woooosh'ed. I feel it.

[@OdgeBodge]

@@boey1493 wow congrats you have Reddit now stop trying to link subreddits outside of Reddit

[@Foxy967]

But you did everything you said that you hate. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😒😒😒

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

My therapist: Banana duck doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Banana duck: 4:14

[@dogebone3]

The Banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is appeeling for its bright yellow skin and long bill.

[@Mask9999]

DOGEBONE3 are they endangered?

[@dogebone3]

@Mask9999 productions! No, as they are found in the wild all year round.

[@Mask9999]

DOGEBONE3 oh, good.

[@yourlocal_moron3702]

BuT hE is SO CutE

[@Yarabatata]

When they say “how dumb are some people”...

[@KoopaCoop0]

yara arabiat at least they’re self aware.

[@user-lb8ov6mf6t]

This is genuinely hilarious. My favourite kind of humour is when somebody stuffs up on speling or doesn't understand something and then calls the person they're commenting on the idiot.

[@bin6549]

I wish someone would talk to me the way Emkay here talks Canadian.

[@MelonGodYT]

Lol

[@youtubetrash3196]

CocoaBunny 😂

[@lauriemulsman9267]

I was about to comment that this is gio, not emkay, but then I realized that I would have been woooooshed my self. I almost fell into your trap.

[@bin6549]

@@lauriemulsman9267 I'll get you next time >:)

[@soyavocado]

7:50 that alligator sure loves tangerines

[@TacoNotBFB]

(Airplane noises)

[@NameName-ti5dk]

Closer to the building

[@Arkensius1157]

✈

[@brickwillstudio]

2:48 I love how they added "though", as if the animal wouldn't actually eat you.

[@flair1681]

1:56 There’s also 3.25% (I think) of the milk

[@footylad6468]

4:50 they have a undertale pfp they are the people who never have jokes i have learnt that myself also the people who have undertale related names its like a curse

[@jacknorton34]

Last time I was this early, gio had a voice like a mouse

[@Sleepy_Fox]

Oh my gosh the Minecraft door had me laughing for a whole minute, so clever 😂😂

[@OrdinaryNerd]

5:17 I’m the person who submitted that! Yay!

[@user-jk7cp8kx1q]

J.M. Vlogs GG

[@anastaciapadilla9811]

1:02 english and british are literally the same exact thing

[@TearzzGD]

To those people who don't know the meaning of r/woosh r/woosh - When someone gets a joke

[@CreeperMan-dr6ql]

eribgnvvvvvvvvv

[@legendarytronic7774]

R/wooosh When somebody doesn't get the joke.

[@randomclasher2436]

@@legendarytronic7774 i dunno if you're joking but ah... R/woosh (This tearzz guy is joking)

[@q12aw50]

The sad part is when the person who got woooshed is wrong. Bacteria infects whenever. It infects quicker on wet and sticky objects.

[@salmonellq2981]

4:20 gio does a fine Jamaican accent if I do say so myself

[@mumave_7958]

5:08 he means the other movie named frozen which takes place in antarctica

[@Dutybuzz]

I just noticed that my birthday is the day i was born

[@DrRank]

"WeLl ObViOuSlY iDiOt!" says the guy hopefully about to get r/wooooshed

[@Dutybuzz]

😁😁

[@yosemti]

Well obviously I want to be wooooshed

[@imissedthejoke4217]

Its obvious you idiot🙄

[@CreeperMan-dr6ql]

@@imissedthejoke4217 If you happen to be making a joke, dO IT lIKE ThiS SO its moRe ObVIouS Edit: just looked at the username, i'm stupid.

[@arthurgabriel2625]

Nice video, Dark Dom!

[@jedimanx2329]

3:05 wait until they meet Queen Elizabeth

[@user-jk7cp8kx1q]

JedimanX ThEy ArE tHe SaMe PeRsOn

[@retrospectiveman2444]

Someone in the YT comment section: *doesn't get a joke* 99.9% Percent of people: *hippity hoppity I will cyber bully you lol*

[@dreaminginhell4047]

0:14 twin towers id stand back and watch the world burn

[@eddiepooles2326]

What?

[@mywaife]

Okay yup I got it

[@helios1_]

yay new gio vid

[@luckyduck4088]

8:58 Yo is that the plague inc background?

[@woo00shbait93]

No it isn't

[@luckyduck4088]

Woo00sh Bait I read your username and almost fell for it

[@mattmojo105]

3:29 I'm to cool to breathe.😎 I am the world record holder for holding my breath.

[@madeanewaccount4396]

There is no explanation to how fast I clicked

[@therookie6229]

How

[@dinoxman8584]

Pyro 8267 _It can’t be explained_

[@Minetendo0000]

I love this comment section already

[@camden2silly]

Nan

[@chaotical9837]

IT cAn bE eXpLaInEd

[@fuzzywuzacat5009]

Your woooosh sound is still the most satisfying sound my ears have ever experienced.

[@cloud6313]

0:08 I’d add one inch to America. It’d be small, but all the borders would be messed up

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

it’d add one inch to atoms it would kill everything

[@SUSsykage]

I’d add one inch to time...therefore distorting the perception of reality and the fabric of space-time... “Reality can be whatever I want”

[@Mercilessonion]

So Mexicans would be in America even though they haven't crossed the wall ... Will fuck trumps mind

[@dinoxman8584]

I’d add one inch to every 1 inch in the world making all the things that are 1 inch 2 inches and therefore extinct all things that are 1 inch and the term 1 inch wouldn’t exist anymore and the USA would *have* to move to the metric system!

[@Mercilessonion]

@@dinoxman8584 then 1000m would become 500 m cause everything would be doubled... This your attempt of switching would be automatically foiled

[@Whatamievingdoing]

8:08 Actually the person who called that guy and idiot is an idiot, Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a US president he served 3 terms then died from his polio during his 4th Currently there is a law against people being president for that long because FDR served 12 years as president making him (I think) one of the most popular presidents in US history

[@ihrtbk]

I haven’t been this early before.

[@kirkrasmussen1668]

IS IT REALLY YOU

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

-"Um are you talking about breathing? Everyone does that" -My dead father:

[@bricolace9058]

5:28 Excuse me, how does this mans pronounce “Aluminum” like that

[@VoidStaresback]

Vocal chords

[@doggobind]

OmG yOuR sO rAcIsT hAvE yOu EvEr HeArD oF aCcEnTs *_I D I O T_*

[@centralgermanymapping7903]

DoggoBind R/WoOOsH dUdE!

[@woo00shbait93]

It's called an accent.

[@lukethenuke0018]

4:40 I was bored about 2 hours ago and watched diary of a wimpy kid and I saw this a soon as it ended

[@potatosloth4784]

The "g" was seperated from 'brushin'

[@Juniior1105]

People in the math problem Jack: I have 5,000 apples Friend has none Jack: no problem I will give you 2,500 of mine

[@gatoradegod6451]

Gio, can you tell us, what is you favorite kind of BEAN?

[@eddiepooles2326]

Ur mum

[@msmx9088]

1:39 “you’re basically just brushing your cat w/ a paintbrush”

[@salama3laikom940]

I hate: 1.People repeating things 1.People repeating things 2.People talking english 3.People who edit their comments. 4.People without profile pic. 5.Lists

[@charlienorgrove2655]

lei la I don’t think it will work on a vid containing this

[@LouieFromPikmin]

Do you hate irony too?

[@salama3laikom940]

@@charlienorgrove2655 lmaoooo wooshh

[@eddiepooles2326]

Vitor Tadeu that’s not a wooooosh

[@eddiepooles2326]

lei la not a woooosh my guy xD

[@unclecreepy4185]

Joke about the 5 second rule. Gio: Match begins in 5 minutes. So apparently Gio uses the 5 minute rule for food on the ground.

[@WeenDiggins]

Me is early :D hows life y’all?

[@Katze123]

My finals got over!! Now I am free!

[@WeenDiggins]

Katzly Niiiiice!!!

[@Katze123]

@@WeenDiggins ikr

[@WeenDiggins]

Katzly I stayed up playing overwatch last night and won the event skin

[@Katze123]

@@WeenDiggins it's 1 am here and I am watching KZbin lol I was playing MC earlier

[@bxbblegxmuwuexe307]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Add on my screen: *Hey,* *it's* *me,* *your* *dry* *skin*

[@-littlemuffin-1754]

No views and 5 likes... God dang it youtube

[@coaldustmarauder2071]

The last one: "You can't just make stuff real out of videogames" *The Hacksmith would like to know your location*

[@milliexp]

who else gets excited every time gio uploads

[@jakeloranzed196]

1:30 Lol, I was went there a day ago and I was waiting for someone to fricking not get the joke.

[@BirdGod]

1:13 when u think about it they all have different words in them ...

[@rezadon3173]

4:16 the accent makes it 1000% better 😂

[@ehhehe1167]

That giraffe is just eating his cereal chill guys

[@SaturnRingersonVI]

Well I have 6 things I hate: 1. Making lists 2. Commenting in a video 3. The number 3 4. Having a planet profile pic 5. Getting r/wooosh'ed

[@msmx9088]

1:07 don’t forget scottish & irish

[@Officialbrody]

I like watching old Gio film videos! Man it was a while ago

[@elokin300]

The last one reminded me of this kid who LEGITIMATELY believed that ores from Minecraft weren’t real.

[@DWal32]

XD

[@HappyBipster]

The banana duck, native to Haiti and Venezuela, is aPEELing for it's bright yellow skin and long bill

[@noelhann5262]

My second favorite word problem included someone buying paprika by the pound from two websites. You needed about ten pounds of paprika for one website to be cheaper.

[@daasfynn7034]

I literally watched this video, forgot that I watched exactly this video. watched it again 2 minutes later. wondered if somebody stole this video because I recognized all of the posts in the exact same order. And now I'm here

[@legalobligations]

the fact that he says the joke went AROUND his head infuriates me more than it should 5:52

[@mikeyeet6827]

What is the outro music? Link isn’t working. 9:53

[@rathor904]

Giofilms: **uploads vid** Me: GOTTA GO FAST

[@dinky_donkey3904]

“I think the joke went over your head” 9/10 dentist agree

[@laylajrbhwbwbw]

Sometimes I think that person was jokingly being serious and we aren't the ones getting the joke, then I realize I'm thinking to much about it

[@anniemacaseroparoginog3073]

My friend: make some meme jokes pls Me: you wouldn't get it My friend: what? Me: you wouldn't get it

[@royalrebel8380]

Honestly I don’t usually watch these videos because it’s a coin toss between these making me laugh or making me mad

[@你我-g3o]

Me: *opens Christmas gift* Me: OMG, you got me a collar which means you got me a dog! Dad: it's a belt...

[@SUSsykage]

Also Dad: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

[@你我-g3o]

@@SUSsykage Lol

[@nate-alitysports3030]

OMG I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVEE Gios vids!

[@nate-alitysports3030]

Same

[@nate-alitysports3030]

Same

[@thejetel]

Nate-ality sports forgot to switch accounts?

[@alpitu21]

@@thejetel r/whoosh

[@nate-alitysports3030]

@@thejetel I can't tell of you got wooooshed or not

[@mr.animator8693]

Nice vid bro keep it up

[@J_artz_]

why is that every time I watch r/woooosh I wanna scream at all the people that don't have a sense of humor

[@bigolnoob3511]

Honestly my favorite scene in Batman: infinity war is when Sonic impaled a Teletubby about to grab the limited edition square Cheeto

[@purplevhope]

Your videos are amazing as always uwu

[@Dontreadthisnamepls]

The video always ends when I'm walking round the house carrying 17 gazillion things. Damn u video lol

[@killmeplease5442]

soo this is how ceasar salad was invented: *"Caesar gets crushed by a cross"* Joseph joestar:SHIZZAAAAAAAA

[@ninthdream]

4:08 that photo is from a hotel I stayed at in Mexico?? Kinda strange I saw it here....

[@JamShaver]

The banana duck?

[@ninthdream]

no, from Duffy the dragon.

[@LastKnight1206]

That last one though 🤣🤣

[@yungwideboi5740]

I completely forgot you even existed. But love it again

[@aaronsam6884]

Of course Ceasar said "name a salad after me". He did become a famous vegetable and a paperweight.

[@NStripleseven]

4:34 Ayyyy, Minecraft!