r/technicallythetruth Best Posts #7

[@rosepetunia1829]

Shower thought: "Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth..." Me: "My tongue has been in the same spot since my mother was pregnant with me. I am pretty sure it is use to the feel now." Edit: For the people saying "Oh so you never moved your tongue?" I do I'm just saying when it's still or not it still feels fine.

[@floppa_whoppa9191]

Michelle Morrison no one asked. So you go to gulag.

[@salty5364]

Michelle Morrison for what?

[@superluckyandroid9449]

I'm pretty sure it's screaming on the inside

[@rosepetunia1829]

+ SuperLuckyAndroid Then why does it hurt when I lift it up, but feels nice when I lay it down? 😕

[@androidbutterscotchkitty]

Rose Petunia If you’ve never moved your tongue, then you’ve never talked or eaten.

[@ohm_sweet_ohm]

Gio: "Dude, I just realized something-" Ad: EVERY EATING WELL FROZEN MEAL IS MADE WITH ONE CUP OF VEGETABLES!

[@rosepetunia1829]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!! (Remember me when you get 1k likes cause this comment is awesome)

[@Ternohul]

Dude i readed gio:dude i just realized something in the same time he said it in the video

[@hamhampangpang_customer]

U GOT 1 MORE LIKE BRO

[@anakinskywalker6579]

Lol

[@roseedits102]

Lol

[@screenhypnosis]

"is this a sandwich?" *_well, yes but actually no._*

[@sempa2447]

No this is patrick Propably from my profil pic

[@stevencarenduff2623]

Good guess but actually no

[@dane5079]

Osodan lol

[@delighyt]

Good guess, BUT ACTUaLLY NO

[@delighyt]

@@stevencarenduff2623 :o I copied you HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAJAJJSKJKJKJJJJ

[@AndUhHalf]

Random joke related to 6:41 _You give a man a hang glider, he flys for a day. You throw a man out of a plane, he flys for the rest of his life._

[@bin6549]

I-

[@davidgannonreal]

𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮, 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮, 𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵. 𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵. Moral: Eat your school, stay in vegetables, don't do your pension and save your money for drugs

[@androidbutterscotchkitty]

David Gannon PFFT

[@bighead70]

I don’t get it.

[@AndUhHalf]

RoundBox Four because when he hits the ground, he dies. Him falling is the rest of his life.

[@Claustro_phobic]

“A pair of pliers can cut your electricity bill by 100%.” “Everything is either a potato or not a potato.”

[@davidgannonreal]

Animals are both free and not free at the same time (E.g free to make their own decisions, but some are in zoos or kept as pets, therefore not free)

[@bighead70]

I don’t get the first one.

[@aneesa2055]

We really are at the peak of humanity

[@Claustro_phobic]

@@bighead70 wow

[@bighead70]

Chervil star, what is a plier?

[@Chemillioneer]

7:30 he didn't realize the killer also rang his doorbell, but he saved himself by not hearing a thing. 10/10

[@whyknives]

No one: Everyone on technicallyTheTruth: true stuff

[@dblayron]

Well, Yup

[@azzzzka2757]

Well basically.. Youre telling the truth.

[@ethanmai4066]

I mean that’s technically the truth

[@elnikito_5546]

Funny

[@Luci4_]

True

[@calebporter3735]

"Mars is the only known planet inhabeted entirely by robots." They forgot about Cybertron.

[@CadetGriffin]

And Kaylon-1.

[@marieogolo5274]

Batman: is not a vampire Green lantern: is not an object Flash: does not light up the way Bugs bunny: is a rabbit Robin: is a teenager with no powers

[@alexwang982]

Marie Ogolo Flash: not an hm

[@SilicatYT]

r/technicallythetruth in one sentence: *Well yes, but actually no*

[@slippygames3519]

*_Well yes, but actually yes_*

[@jamesthanoob]

In this case it would be *Well no, but actually yes*

[@AtomicBezerk]

Actually it’s more like “well that’s _technically_ the truth,”

[@thecommentato4]

SILICAT!!!!!! HI IM A FAN

[@BoltMDJ]

SilicatYT it's basically r/iamverysmart for dummies

[@edgelord8337]

Sea horse. An actual horse in the sea.

[@ImJustJAG]

Edgy

[@youraveragespongebobfanchannel]

@@ImJustJAG furry

[@ImJustJAG]

@@youraveragespongebobfanchannel Nice.

[@enygmaoeuvre9664]

Well yes...... but actually no

[@alexwang982]

See! Horse!

[@rusttytoasttz]

People think t-rexes have short arms But really, we just have long arms

[@l1ghtning294]

I like how a lot of people don't realize that T-rexes arms are actually much longer than humans', but they just look smaller in comparison. :P

[@paquitoandpaquita8517]

Reece J. D

[@badsenator2108]

/r/im14andthisisdeep

[@jellyf9608]

Rusty Dragon r/mademesmile

[@potarati6891]

*oh h e c c*

[@Judiathan]

Me: You wanna know a joke about a broken pencil Friend: Sure, why not Me: Nevermind, it’s pointless

[@sovietunion8087]

3:11 Me: (eating my third jar of mayonnaise) lmao what a loser, imagine eating the most mayonnaise in the world

[@getgoodlmaoo]

Soviet Union you should change your name to Soviet onion

[@sempa2447]

I got a jar of dirt

[@Boeing-vi4qj]

We ALL know that by the third jar of mayonnaise, you are considered BORIS

[@justsomeguy5470]

@@Boeing-vi4qj Boris Johnson?

[@jellochild6924]

I don’t know how would I respond to somebody if they said “careful, it’s soup”

[@androidbutterscotchkitty]

Datnyancat oH nO iTs ThE uNhOlY sOuP-

[@critiqalerror]

Here's your hot

[@shaunslone3433]

4:33 Hey, that's my name! Give it back!

[@slash3832]

Lolm

[@thathero3970]

An early truth: Those who say first may be the worst, but those in second are just as badly desperate. So yeah, Also another is Giofilms is still at 1 mil subs.

[@golddigger1196]

First

[@androidbutterscotchkitty]

Gracie i Am a Cheeto PFFT

[@justsomeguy5470]

I'm 736th! Take that!

[@cerjmedia]

2:05. I thought he was about to say: "careful your hot!"

[@annepixiebettinger3593]

1:16 as soon as he said "and control his actions" I knew he was talking about Ratatouille but having never seen Venom I am now pleasantly surprised and really want to watch it

[@sempa2447]

When i hear control hus actions, i have to think about raid Shadow legends ads

[@h--notabotijustlikefontslo3790]

5:24 i read the first sentence and immediately thought my dearest angelica my dearest, angelica lmao

[@sinclairdan1]

This vid: "Is this a sandwich?" Me:*flashback* "Is this a sandwich?" Also me: Is it the same people....?

[@sydsings8490]

My favorite thing about these videos are the people battling to be at the top of the patron list

[@spartanvenom5388]

5:09 But what would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose will grow now” without saying anything else beforehand? I personally believe his nose would stab through the back of his head.

[@ImJustJAG]

FYI- Wolverine fursuits do exist.

[@onomichio3739]

Why did you have to tell me this ugh

[@ImJustJAG]

@@onomichio3739 because I can. And I should know.

[@onomichio3739]

@@ImJustJAG r/madlads

[@korvusthekanine8544]

I mean a snail fursuit exists so this isn't shocking to me

[@ImJustJAG]

@@korvusthekanine8544 yep.

[@Astralr]

When Reddit is Blocked where you live That’s why I watched giofilms

[@sempa2447]

Ok where in the fucking world is Reddit Blockes? Next morning u wake up Keanu: we got a country to burn

[@amyethington2443]

Me: Can I have a sandwich? 2 Sandwich artists: Sure thing! S. 1: *hands me the sideways sandwich* S. 2: *hands me a witch made of sand* Me: *gives sideways sandwich to the sand witch* They were meant for each other.

[@androidbutterscotchkitty]

Amy Ethington YES

[@500_]

3:20 reminds me of that time my brother and I were eating pickles and old bread in the kitchen at 4 am and he asked me "Do you feel the cold?" and I was like "What?" Cuz I didn't hear the first time, then he went "I asked you if you can feel how the cold entered here" and I said "Oh, yeah" but then he took a big bite out of a pickle and shouted "WRONG, THAT'S NOT HOW THE HEAT TRANSFERENCE WORKS VICTORIA" and aggressively handed me the jar of pickles.

[@theshoobananamaster8245]

7:15 actually, if you stick them together really badly then the tennis ball will split when you hit it, confusing the opponent and making them miss both, giving you double points.

[@fruityparrotz]

"I only have one pair of feet" Bluebird: *WRONG!*

[@zitadelzx]

2:52 you just bring her to the blacksmith and give her a big, still hot ring so you can customise the size

[@somepotato1743]

“Careful, it’s soup.” I died laughing (2:01)

[@kirasuperstar2190]

0:48 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE JUST SAID THE F WORD LMAO IM DYING 😂

[@2T0mc]

Some of the people reading this will like it, others won’t. r/technicallythetruth

[@krayuneter]

Clouty Boy Same Can’t relate

[@brianmcclenahan617]

Actually, I didn't like it or dislike it. Paradox.

[@firequeen6308]

You know what would have made this comment perfect? If it got no likes.

[@2T0mc]

Like yours?

[@firequeen6308]

@@2T0mc Yep. because then it wouldn't be technically the truth.

[@tigerlove5102]

Me: I can talk to animals Prove it. Me: sit! Dog : **sits** Me: see?

[@Jad.alawieh]

Beh beh beh

[@harryshin9620]

8:43 scarlet witch : isn’t a witch Quick silver: Isn’t a toxic element Human torch :isn’t a torch Black panther: is human

[@alexwang982]

The Behemoth Deadpool: isn’t a pool

[@Gamer23car]

Not related or anything, saw someone kissing a used piece of gum, wasn't even theirs...

[@dolphee9935]

Gamer23car why did you have to give me this mental image

[@pronto3_]

Gamer23car what the hell

[@WaterDrinkingHydroDragon]

Dude, I just ate

[@quekrt5381]

relatable

[@powerman8508]

Gamer23car aye yo wtf

[@nameless_4084]

7:31 the hyperx cloud 2's are not noice cancelling. They are just good at sound isolation. Noise cancelling is having headphones listen to the outside world and then play a negative sound wave of that, leaving only media sound.

[@AstrixCars]

Early reader plus like

[@sarame996]

Me: I can talk to animals My one and only friend: PROVE IT! Me: *Well I'm speaking to one right now*

[@n1thecaptain965]

8:38 spiders shoot webs out their genitals, so if you want that movie, I don't Tom Holland would do that ever, or anyone else

[@wondahoywondahoy]

Every 60 seconds in Europe, a minute passes.

[@Chromozer]

6:03 Caracal is a village from Romania where an old guy murdered 2 or 3 girls in brutal ways then hid the remains in holes in grass

[@williscraft7425]

Friend: Imagine if your house was burning down, what would you save from it? You can only pick ONE THING. Me: the house

[@MerkhVision]

Gio said “ValenTIME” hahaha cmon errybody lets all point and laugh at him! Lmao

[@sempa2447]

What kind of pupose fills ure comment

[@venomoussnakes3087]

Gio: it SEEMS to be the end of another r/thechncallythetruth episode Me: OR IS IT

[@script7131]

5:48 now he knows the flash is a real show

[@halfatoast745]

3:10 you ever heard of life of boris that guy eats mayonase from a bucket with a spoon

[@mudkipfan9831]

I really like your channel every day after I get home from school I watch your vids

[@lucocoacry3798]

Observation: I have never broken a bone in my body. Hypothesis: I’m boneless. Result: I’M A BONELESS CHICKEN WING! Bogock

[@why-jn9cl]

Thumbnail: sandwich Me: *s t a n d w i c h*

[@whyknives]

Better stop or I'll use my stand on you

[@sempa2447]

Erm

[@jamesholden5587]

*STANDO POWER!!!!!!!!!!*

[@Adam-xf6sq]

Black widow: I’m not even sure she married in the first place Hawkeye: has human eyes Captain marvel: was not a little boy who yelled Shazam Deadpool: too much death, not enough pool Star lord: is not ruler of the stars

[@derangedpelican3044]

8:11 I am literally watching this video while wearing those headphones

[@catguy5425]

Me: (watching with headphones, have to turn up because the video is *too damn quiet)* Notifications: *BEE-DOO-BOOP!!!!*

[@kaosunokami]

My grandpa always have this joke everytime when me and my siblings eat food and it's hot and we'd go "Ouch it's hot!" And my grandpa would say "Wear a hat"

[@fncthomas2253]

Wow I can’t believe theres a movie about Will Sniff. I know I’m scared too

[@ljpullman]

No one: Gio at the end of this video: and I’ll see you again on the next on-

[@CheetoPuff111]

Love the daily dose of Gio

[@boylilikoi]

Gio: i’ll see you guys in the next o- music: *DADA DA D BABAB AHDJJ AHDA DA D A D*

[@powcomixonline1771]

Humanity knows how to just make us question life so quickly Charles Darwin would be laughing by now

[@kevinvh2003]

Technically everyone has viewed this video

[@melissasweem9154]

I think ya mean the 13680 people

[@Spotol]

If you saw this comment yes. Yes it technically is

[@twelve222]

Poor and homeless people: am I a joke to you?

[@DyS_Splat]

Melissa Sweem don’t you mean the 182k?

[@bighead70]

No it is not true, North Koreans don’t have KZbin, there are dead people, some people can’t afford technological devices, and some just don’t want to watch this.

[@soupbowl6028]

When your cat leaves you on the couch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK When you leave your cat: SLAVE COME BACK AND PET ME

[@DaemontheFox6666]

Honey, Gio dear, he didn’t ask if it was a normal sandwich. He just asked if it was a sandwich. LMAO

[@shinyumbreon379]

In fourth grade I wrote a book about caracals and I couldn’t figure out why everyone else had better drawings in their books, that was when I learned about tracing But I no longer trace things

[@DRMJ22]

Giofilms: i will see you again in the next *music starts balsting*

[@haydenv9307]

That moment your head goes 360 degrees because you become confused

[@ricemasta4964]

When you're early so there is no good comments to like

[@IceBurstYT]

Well good thing I'm not early,so I can like this.

[@spectralglory6920]

7:45 thanks to our sponsor raid shadow legends...

[@loudboyslive9112]

Why does the bed feel like a rock when I’m trying to sleep but when I wake up it feels like I’m in a luxury mansion bed and I don’t wanna get out

[@cauldron1291]

Fun Fact: If everything got bigger you wouldn't notice

[@amandacrowe9825]

Thinking about the parachute one all day* me at 12 at night* I GET IT NOW*mom* get to bed

[@GreenLink500]

*warning savage* [walking in park] Date: impress me Me: I can talk to animals Date: prove it Me: I’m already talking to one

[@nickhoskin7820]

Technically True: 24 hour clocks are actually 23 hour clocks as the 12:00am resets the clock back to zero instead of 24:00

[@pxrty_poisxn]

"Commas can change the meaning of a sentence " Me being hamiltrash: my dearest, angelica

[@coconutthecockatiel478]

5:23 My dearest Laurens Vs. My dearest, Laurens

[@Willywonkaparker]

Laurens? John Laurens

[@kevinr.9733]

Sometimes I'm surprised by how dark my sense of humor can get. Such as when I realized a sadomasochist would have no trouble following the Golden Rule.

[@yuriirl]

When your so early that gio hast even commented yet

[@caiocruz5063]

It’s not a sandwich, it’s a standwich

[@filmandfirearms]

7:10 I mean, there could be life there. It's not likely, given what we've found so far, but until we can analyze the entire planet, above ground and underground, there's still a miniscule chance

[@Cat-ve3zy]

Here's something I just thought of: If you put two pizzas face down on top of each other, is it a sandwich?

[@boxmybeloved57]

4:16 Wow, never knew it was possible to plant a sea. I've learned a new thing now.

[@anupamaraianvirai1183]

Me : **sees the thumbnail** Me : *I want to DIE*

[@cerjmedia]

6:59 I was expecting it to go a VERY different direction

[@capivarasuprema5516]

"is this a sandwich" no, it's a s a n d w i c h

[@Trinitrophenylmethylnitramines]

I laughed so hard with that shipping meme

[@fak30u15]

Beast predicted the future 😳

[@crappyhat7741]

Well no shit he chose to

[@vinceamarinn]

When an orphan takes a family photo it's called a selfie

[@dinoxman8584]

I wrote this comment the exact time I first read it. R/completelythetruth

[@user-us8hs1ml5p]

Andrew Purcell r/foundthemoibleuser

[@lodostic1015]

r/stopsaying"r/"

[@CaptainTrill]

I literally went to that museum a few days ago... is life a simulation?

[@sempa2447]

I was there to it was breathtaking

[@thatcactus.]

4:14 I smell some bouta get whooshed

[@Liliththelizard]

There's a person who holds the world record for most mayo eaten in x amount of time

[@hoojamadinaa]

They forgot 1 thing from the air and space museum A guy breathing

[@sempa2447]

They should pay him

[@shinobislayer7412]

Wait Mr beast told us about team seas over a year ago

[@mistermile7638]

Pause at 5:12 This is true, but this would probably lead him into alot more trouble trying to make himself lie, as people would not belive him when he tells the truth.

[@vsstvdk2757]

7:31 About the guy wearing noise cancelling headphones, he couldnt hear a neighbour right upstairs get stabbed by someone ringing their doorbell and stabbing them, but maybe thay tried his door first and the noise cancelling headphones actually saved his life.

[@pyrowocatyaboi43]

A guy that consumed the most mayo? It's Boris Lmao

[@thatcactus.]

Nobody: The list at the end of the vid: r/ihadastoke

[@donuloth756]

Everyone : Making fun of America America : Why you gotta be so rude?

[@SithBunny1]

It's America. Pretty laughable these days.

[@shadowX50]

someone in this world probably has the most amount of toilet paper than everyone else but they probably know it.

[@quazimotolikespie]

3:11 that someone is Boris from life of Boris and he damn well knows he ate more mayo than anyone else on the planet.

[@RRW359]

4:20 I mean we could always melt the polar... ...Oh, right.

[@larkhaven1582]

CAREFUL IT'S SOUP same energy as "road work ahead"