r/facepalm Best Posts #13

[@Bimgus_The_Great]

"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" 'It's a freaking lion!"

[@jhonnyk04games68]

"with jhon cena chasing you!"

[@dunesday6804]

No, its just a bird

[@dinoxman8584]

It’s a birb masheem.

[@mewmewkittens8486]

No it’s just a blane

[@dogeclanleader1]

Hello mr apache

[@firesg]

English: under construction come back in 1 month Spanish: undero construncteno, go el awayo

[@mochiimochii4811]

That hurts to read

[@theholymemers2950]

Ikr

[@soyhugo390]

The unic thin in spanish here is *el*

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

That does mean "Go away" right?

[@firesg]

Nate Malm yep

[@crimson2412]

8:46 that should be in r/softwaregore

[@UnavoidableGarbage]

popularpotato 97 and the one with the old guy should be in r/madlads

[@oktarianist6174]

No it should nt,thats how the iphone multiple wrong passwords work when got them all wrong

[@crimson2412]

@@oktarianist6174 can u speak English?

[@mossevern1084]

popularpotato 97 they are.

[@crimson2412]

@@mossevern1084 yes but it doesn't make sense

[@flamingdread4955]

8:44 *waits 23 years 5 months 22 hours 52 minutes* *gets password wrong again* I know I got a lot of likes but I didn’t think these comments were going to be so positive. Thanks

[@poker8086]

SHIIII

[@shayanpallo5020]

Flaming Dread how did they get pas the other 22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 years

[@carrotcake1435]

Shayan Pallo probably through hacking :/

[@l1zziebear]

SHIT!

[@fatehill7458]

iPhone: *PLEASE WAIT 1000000000000101010101010101010100101010101010101010101010010101010101010101010101010101010100001011111010101010384738290173729100101919191010101918282929020101829292029283764648291036477647930292647492017626478302757482919474849357483020757296529295282959452729296373838467383920 YEARS 24 HOURS 34 MINUTES AND 102937748485848292019374737382929373747849 2019 SECONDS*

[@eden1280]

im a new zealander, and i can assure you... texting people not from new zealand hurts.

[@hypeeesa]

guacamole is pretty good Im a shanghaier

[@ven5707]

New Zealand is off of Australia and thats not real you faker. So how does it feel growing up on a fake island? Edit: Holy fuck. Do you guys know what a joke i

[@joshwebster9287]

I'm from nz too, and I can agree..., things can get painful

[@spectrumnight8937]

@@ven5707 It feels nice, not fearing that my school will get shot up is nice

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

I have a roblox bud that's drom New Zealand and i believed her.... CUZ IM NOT STUPID

[@Klutto]

2:23 *It took me 1 minute of looking at it, untill I realized it's a avocado.*

[@polpet892]

Me too…! Xd

[@userlamest]

That's a mango

[@TheFox517]

It's an avongo.

[@Star_1984]

It's abakado smh!!!! >:(

[@Ant-fe7ku]

It's an avacado! *T H A N K S*

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

But my face has no palm, and my palm has no face.

[@DarthBlitzYoutube]

Or dose it

[@KhalessTheTherapist]

Dagan Ward ur face is scp 1000 big foot

[@redox_reaction_phox]

Does it or

[@faeorwhatever213]

🤔

[@uwuboi5911]

Whoa

[@ineedabettername1752]

Clock: It's 11:30pm Bed: Hey, I'm right over here! Me: Okay, ONE more video. KZbin: *HAVE AN AD FOR A HORROR MOVIE*

[@ineedabettername1752]

Misery Blossom Yep

[@robbie5899]

After the ad: That's okay, I didn't need sleep.

[@sk8terzane818]

Oh yeah then u check ur recommended and u see 1 of those photoshopped scary thumbnails that u know is fake but your brain can’t seem that and scares you

[@JustinY.]

If you have no palms, does that mean you have no face? He screams, for he does not know.

[@martialvessel3287]

Justin Y. Greetings thought I would see you sooner

[@Nic_2751]

Wow you don’t have a lot of likes

[@yabujix]

Sup

[@Trumpeter.Pratt2]

Hey

[@moonlight_oats]

Justin why?

[@reisakumaphd]

6:06 ACTUAALLYYY In Polish history, Queens didn't rule the country. So one day, when Jadwiga was crowned, she was called from that day as King Jadwiga, not a Queen.

[@kociarzultimate384]

Widzę że też jesteś człowiekiem kultury (I see you are men of culture as well)

[@reisakumaphd]

@@kociarzultimate384 No, jestem XD

[@epikitee2186]

There was also a female emperor at some point in China, during either the Tang or Song dynasty - I can't remember off the top of my head. That worked the same way.

[@plokijuhygt]

@@epikitee2186 spierdolij

[@rebecacann3276]

R/not wooooosh

[@thegoodgamerguy8768]

At 2:23 i acttualy for a second i thought that avocado was a mango😅

[@FederalBeureauInvestigations]

Same lmao

[@xenis4277]

Yea xD

[@thegoodgamerguy8768]

@@xenis4277 OH YES YES

[@xenis4277]

@@thegoodgamerguy8768 oh damn

[@CJM-rg5rt]

Yeah, that was weird.

[@damiens5421]

8:49 *trys again after 23 years 5 months 22 hours and 52 minutes* *Gets it disabled for 100 years*

[@Emilio-ir1nu]

He’ll lechuga Edit: DId YoU jUsT GueSSeD MY GeNDer

[@flamingdread4955]

Mate. Come on. You litteraly copied and pasted my comment.

[@FederalBeureauInvestigations]

@@flamingdread4955 hey but that's why he's only getting 1/4th of the likes 😉

[@greyjay3]

Then someone finds the phone 100 years later and guesses the password, it was 123456789

[@damiens5421]

@@flamingdread4955 wat you mean?

[@kandkstudios8614]

8:14 This shouldn’t be in r/facepalm it should be in r/madlads. R/facepalm

[@l1zziebear]

Or R/Madface or R/Facelad

[@mirandaslater]

😡 facelads

[@user-bk8ux5lw9l]

r/Madpalm

[@Papernoose]

except the... 40 years part

[@sebastiangomez3330]

all of you r/foundthemobileuser

[@Honey_loves]

Florida man turns himself in for stabbing his imaginary friend.

[@JeBronLames07]

Does this actually surprise you?

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

And tests positive for coronavirus several months later.

[@sk8terzane818]

I live in Florida

[@member-berry-bonbons1124]

Poor Mr. Happy

[@JeePSer1]

Here at the GioFilms channel, Wii Shop Music never dies. Edit: wow thanks for 200 likes guys I did not expect that..

[@abandonedchannel7136]

Wooosh

[@bup2810]

unlike the shop itself...

[@pepperfr3sh]

@ADRIAN OJEDA ROSAS Woooosh

[@pepperfr3sh]

@ADRIAN OJEDA ROSAS also it actually is the wii shop music so uh-

[@Xplainn93]

*insert salute and crying meme*

[@UncleCharlie69]

I committed slap face

[@specmoment3592]

Its face palm not face slap *Facepalm*

[@arekrekas213]

r/facepalm

[@generalgrievous2745]

@@specmoment3592 R/Wooosh

[@maconaccount2533]

Daffier Planet16 that’s the point... @Bumbo Jumbo was joking

[@Lapras34]

How's your nephew Greg doin?

[@luv2sho]

*When KZbinrs say hey guys too much* Internet: What's a *fEmAlE?????*

[@zheebosnooth8655]

*Females are a gender someone can identify as dumbo* r/woooosh

[@lvn4t1c41]

Cinnamon Kitty oof

[@cagkiller0786]

Cinnamon Kitty The statistics show the gender ratio

[@laney888]

kkkkkk

[@chonkmaster87]

8:43 how the hell does that happen It was probably the cat again

[@bektasyalcin77]

Lol

[@greminboye]

whoever did this was a madlad

[@fruityparrotz]

69th like

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

69 likes,I will not ruin this also AGAIN.

[@Lanzwillan]

70th like, hate me.

[@TFJYT]

Godamn it guys why do they consider United States a language!?!? I just speak Antarctica

[@deadbush2812]

SAME BRO!

[@wyattvp981]

Nah fam. Dont even talk to me unless you speak Greenlandish

[@enzuo4673]

I speak F L O R I D A M A N

[@xwtek3505]

@@wyattvp981 The correct term is Greenland_ic_. as in Kalaallisut language

[@TheCubeSnowflake]

I speak new york

[@shrimp.thursday]

At this point the whole subreddit is just turning into r/woooosh

[@DARCQ]

r/itswooooshwithouttheH

[@shrimp.thursday]

@@DARCQ autocorrect must have done it

[@DARCQ]

@@shrimp.thursday r/foundthemobileuser ;)

[@DARCQ]

Sorry had to

[@shrimp.thursday]

@@DARCQ yeah

[@med1ccsgo167]

“They are really fun to enjoy” GioFilms 2019 8:58

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Put your toaster in the bath to eat in a bath

[@mango_tgo8361]

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction _yes_

[@themachinehead4421]

Put your bath in a toaster to eat in the tesla roadster

[@Nothing2000]

Thanks for the tip 👍

[@ElizabethCherryBlossom]

@@themachinehead4421 the roadster is a race car type

[@ElizabethCherryBlossom]

@@themachinehead4421 you bassically wanna eat in a race car

[@tohungwongify]

*Australian my man picks up snake thinking its a turtle*

[@flamersshowsandmore3864]

theres a thing that's a turtle with a snake neck thint

[@rey4874]

@@flamersshowsandmore3864 that's beyondTubular

[@kiwi4493]

Turtles are armoured snakes

[@imanimaldonado1626]

4:08 THE WAY HE SAID LECHUGA In such a godly way Bajavwisbejwbi

[@thenoise4485]

I talk spanish, and the Lechuga comments Is the most stupid thing i read

[@thefuza150]

@@thenoise4485 I talk Spanish?

[@DrJuan-gu4ms]

@@thenoise4485 i duckin died xDD

[@adril8224]

"I'm not a female, guys." *afew videos earlier* "I'm an awesome girl!" hmmmmmmm

[@Cryuigg]

**face palms till face falls off**

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

R.I.P

[@bholanathhembram7366]

Hyakkimaru!?

[@Pop-ev5wm]

Ded

[@addyyy_]

L

[@Cryuigg]

ZeoTalented NANI?

[@crash_bot]

5:31 bruh this guy clearly you put the ice and then a bottle freezes around it gosh people are so dumb these days

[@jaob8855]

he was probably joking

[@adientheone3422]

Another random gamer Imagine being this stupid

[@CatBorgor]

@I AM NOOB saying that crash bot is stupid read the comment but slower he said the bottle freezes around the ice r/woooosh

[@adientheone3422]

@Mr. Narwhal I didn’t :/

[@CatBorgor]

Adien if you didnt that means i wasnt talking to you

[@URbANKV]

Do you speak United States? *N O I S P E A K C A N A D A* Edit: why am I still getting comments from this comment Guys it's been over a year

[@blzslayergirl3903]

Perfect comeback. Just perfect.

[@princessdonkey459]

I speak Egypt

[@zachs.294]

I speak asian

[@xzenitramx666]

No this is patrick

[@generalgrievous2745]

*I S P E A K M E X I C O*

[@brycevo]

Thank you for helping us doubt in the intelligence of the human race. Thank you

[@TommyElijahCabelloReal]

Honestly, this is partially r/whoosh moments from Gio

[@agentmothman5343]

As a kid, I was also told that nobody lived in New Zealand. Like, wtf? The worst part is that I either found this out from a teacher or a documentary.

[@nigganuts1430]

Agent Mothman you’re thinking of Tasmania

[@truestblue916]

Lol it offends me so much as a New Zealander, we are even left off maps

[@RKOMAYO]

Truest Blue or just not there in general

[@prosit1348]

2:23 thuogt: whats wrong? I like mango. Until i realized..

[@eren7350]

Nice "thuogts" you got there mate

[@mattclark694]

8:28 The first, documented, Florida Man.

[@nunkatsu]

6:31 yeah, because global warming was only discovered in 2019

[@baconhairlover8834]

r/facepalm

[@uzytkownikgoogle9383]

6:02 That's true. In XIV age Jadwiga, Woman from Hungary become Polish king, because Polish law says, that ruler of Poland always must be King, not Queen. And she is from Hungary, because Polish king, Kazimierz Wielki didn't had kids, and Poland had to have ruler.

[@hanz2904]

Is that Austria empire ball?

[@uzytkownikgoogle9383]

@@hanz2904 No. It's Kashubiaball. Kashubia is little nation in northern Poland.

[@hanz2904]

@@uzytkownikgoogle9383 oh sorry

[@uzytkownikgoogle9383]

@@hanz2904 never mind. Most of world don't even know that Kashubia exist.

[@FenLupimo]

Fate arthuria

[@sadia6503]

On the topic of 4:01 lechuga may be lettuce in spanish, but what you actually tell people to say never give up is "matame". Truly, beautiful words of encouragement.

[@wigini9459]

Clicking on a giofilms video, thinking it’s bad? r/facepalm

[@OliverCoulsonJones]

....

[@BadBoy-yh2cp]

Lol

[@GabeNewelltheUnicorn]

His voice is so annoying and he says a lot of dumb stuff

[@BadBoy-yh2cp]

@@GabeNewelltheUnicorn hater

[@12KTOYOTA]

wholesome

[@yousefghuniem5575]

Picks up mountain lion Girl: *O O P S*

[@justisaiah6541]

2:28 seems like the name is trying to get sued by Nintendo

[@cookiemonsteronadiet1311]

“Wii’re sueing!”

[@tchr.p.3x2]

The medical terminologies one. That one is not bright for a medical student. Future is gray.

[@SkySaito]

@Skylynxify Reborn Don't worry, most of the times they ain't gonna stay long enough to be a doctor lol

[@jewelsthecat5331]

Perry Sy Thought you said future is gay lmao

[@tchr.p.3x2]

@@jewelsthecat5331 oh hahaha

[@synczentify3500]

*Mom: Look Its A Dog!* *Kylie: Is That A Chicken?*

[@julianthefoolian]

*pig not dog But still funny 😊

[@synczentify3500]

@@julianthefoolian it's my joke omegalul In my version

[@Fede_uyz]

7:23 if only there was something, maybe a bar or bottle of it, with the sole purpose of removing fatty compounds ie oils and that it can commonly be found in bathrooms.... jeez, someone needs to create this!

[@andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833]

I just found your channel, liked your narration, and now I have subscribed. Congrats, man. Keep up the great videos.

[@mohamedzohir5820]

8:58 *they're really fun to enjoy them* i think this is the true face palm

[@RameezLalloo]

thought im high and heard wrong

[@cas2714]

6:19 little did 2019 know that the world was going to end the next year

[@user00-959]

"Lechuga" to all of you :3

[@drygrahamcracker7804]

Thanks for the lettuce

[@hackysackofficial]

Beep beep lechuga

[@Ramiel.]

Me like lettuce

[@flamingdread4955]

Lechuga to you :>

[@jacobthomas8787]

I hate lettuce

[@qwertka123]

6:04 about that in Polish history there's a moment when there was no male kids in the royal family. That is why they made an exception and made the daughter a KING. This was because women did not get the same obligations as their husbands sitting on the throne.

[@josgretf2800]

Jadwiga.

[@TwiinArmagedons]

Me: *hears the woman who refuses vaccines and tells doctor to do their research* Me: *facepalms so hard I fly out the window and lose my mind* WHERE AM I

[@dx1450]

Frickin' anti-vaxxers... as if a doctor who's got a PhD has never done any research. Oh right, to them, "research" means reading conspiracy theory websites and listening to Jenny McCarthy.

[@dinoxman8584]

_You are in the future_ Yeah that’s all I got. Sorry for your memory loss.

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@dinoxman8584 He is in a world where 100% of the population is anti-vax, and their children never survive past age 15, so they'll go extinct in a few decades.

[@jadekaay]

If anyone was wondering.. Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman? A: Park in it, man ✌

[@chupacabra9357]

I don't know if you thought of that yourself or it's actually the real answer to the joke, but either way it's pretty funny.

[@jadekaay]

@@chupacabra9357 yeah, it's the original joke ending. I think it's from like the 60s or something

[@chapliecharlin]

Oh sorry, I picked up a black widow, thought it was a cow... I tried killing it... help it bit me help I'm dead.

[@moanimates9585]

*i TrIed tO mIlK tHe wIdOw*

[@chapliecharlin]

@@moanimates9585 *i wAs oUT oF cHEEsE, oKAy!?!*

[@Rosenblins]

I'm chilean so i literally died with the thing of " *_LECHUGA_* "

[@Lokitellus]

YOU COLD CORNDOG

[@eddpizza]

2:20 it took me too long to figure out what was wrong in the picture

[@brickmariobros]

Gacha Rex I never found out what was wrong until I read the comments

[@fruityparrotz]

Bruh do you know what a mango is

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

I thought it was cheese pasta when I first saw it zoomed in.

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

"They're really fun to enjoy" -Giofilms 2019

[@h2fresh32]

Who’s here before everyone is putting !s or multiple A’s so they can be at the top?

[@leaalul]

@Lyn Wood i think they're talking about the patrons

[@FigureFarter]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAI'm first

[@nagi.desuuu]

Wait, they can do that?

[@theytoldmemynamecouldberea6501]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaasasaaaaa !!!!!!!!!sasssss

[@nagi.desuuu]

Oh. I feel dumb.

[@mikeymikey4186]

6:00 Welllllllll in 15th Century medival Poland, there was this one girl Named Jadwiga. She was the heir to the Polish throne and since she didn't have a husband at the time and people didn't want a queen, she became the King Jadwiga. (Later she married this Lithuanian Prince and became a Queen)

[@equaius893]

ahhhh Poland....

[@itsnosam7902]

How do u mistake a lion for a dog 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@smudged4090]

You don't

[@badegg2472]

Mason Gaming whu

[@PoisonedPizza]

maybe its a koma inu!

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

It's hard to tell when they're 36 feet in the air

[@Arkhalum]

You never do it twice if you know what I mean

[@_Blankspace_]

To the dude that put his phone in the microwave Your a danger to this world

[@TitanDolphin]

"they are really fun to enjoy" seems fitting for this type of video

[@kaisersingh5827]

KZbin: 6 views Also youtube: 51 likes

[@dewghoui]

I think KZbin has finally done it It's gone insane

[@monsoon3220]

r/softwaregore Ugh I'm starting 5o hate KZbin

[@scanbbb]

Did you hear about the refresh button?

[@jessicajaguar5117]

did you hear about people liking videos before they watch it?

[@monsoon3220]

@@scanbbb I watch on Samsung and PC so

[@erinkilbourne3338]

4:48 has anybody noticed that this was 364 days late, not 365? Meaning it was 1 day off from being a year.

[@alaminkadir9543]

Florida man drinks blood of gator trying to make DIY Gatorade.

[@stevenv9451]

now that poor alligator needs some GATORaid

[@jthomas1788]

If you but a scrunched up piece of tinfoil and put it in the microwave it will turn in to a perfectly symmetrical round metal ball This will all happen and your microwave defiantly won't explode and set your entire house on fire

[@bunnothebunny2454]

J Thomas I did this why is the bog that I live beside is now on fire and why are there dead things that look like dogs on the sunken ground Just asking

[@jthomas1788]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaa that normal ...

[@bannanaben4878]

I am a Madlad I watch Giofilms at 1 in the morning

[@sue-ann9705]

I'm more of a Madlass I go to bed one minute after my bedtime *cool emoji*

[@srijamitra4806]

"What do you do when you see a space man?" "You park your car in it." Saw this in another video XD

[@juniperd.2985]

I bet that a woooosh will happen soon...

[@gapplssb]

Dude You can't park a car in a person smh, are You stupid? This is intended as a "woosh" joke, ir You woosh me, you get double wooshed

[@cargo7917]

Thanks for all the uploads!”!

[@RosalieTheNerd]

"they are just so fun to enjoy" that's an R/facepalm if I've ever heard one! lol

[@akacookie5650]

But it's so easy to confuse a mountain lion with a dog they so similar

[@Charlieb796]

zeon omg I wanted to relate it always happens

[@ABteam1009]

Yea, they look identical.

[@grendelum]

zeon - to be fair, if your dog was attacked by an animal you hadn’t seen, things do get awful blurry... not recognizing the mistaken identity *_immediately_* is where she failed.

[@kylebooface6359]

First one *AND IM LITERALLY DRAGGING MY HAND AGAINST MY FACE SO HARD MY FACE SKIN IS MOVING DOWN WITH MY HAND*

[@merp7280]

Kyle Booface man i think i took my head off

[@kylebooface6359]

Merp can you use it as a hand puppet???

[@merp7280]

@@kylebooface6359 sure go ahead. I think its called recycling

[@lucyphillips1350]

7:54 o.m.g the little shread of hope I had left for humanity is gone

[@bean2716]

Do you speak *United States* **National Anthem started playing**

[@borgkingerei6993]

Yes, I also speak Nazi and communism

[@dreadhavoc]

do you speak obama tho?

[@Luke-jv5iw]

I speak Canada

[@arctyfoxffy]

“They’re fun to enjoy!” Don’t those two words mean the same thing?

[@mbdg6810]

Its possibly a tautology

[@dt5101961Nelon]

3:13 An Antivaxx mom told a doctor to "Do your research". Doesn't medical school require 4 years for bachelor's degree, 4 years for medical school, 3-7 years in residency and fellowships depending on specialty? 11 years of minimum study and research. And she just going to assume that 30 minutes of reading shit posts is gonna made her more knowledgeable than a doctor.

[@Zirdex1]

6:02 I love this because it's stupid but it has actually happened in poland in 1384 Jadwiga of Poland became a king.

[@wagadooger]

Ikr

[@bingo6810]

I want to trick my cousin into stepping into a puddle of water with socks to "gain powers".😂

[@derwolfgaming7775]

These videos don't make me face palm. They make me lose ALL HOPE that humanity will live for more than a few more years.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

5:58 There was actually A female "king" in Polish history she got that title because "Queen" was only A king's wife And "King" was the "boss" of the country.

[@itsmegiliana3459]

Wanna get wooshed my friend

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@itsmegiliana3459 yes

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@itsmegiliana3459 Nice challende

[@swok6554]

Tell me how a baby has less experience than a trained medical professional.

[@Hello-ht1wy]

I am dumb and Juan Lopez bEcAUsE a bABy hAS nO eXPeRieNcE iDiOT!!!!!

[@swok6554]

Hello is this an r/whoosh on my end or yours?

[@AGGSab]

I am dumb and Juan Lopez I have no idea

[@callum6368]

AnimeGeekGamer r/woooosh

[@tired4806]

You know you video is good when its "Fun To Enjoy"

[@jupsoup2444]

"Neon-a-tologist" the biggest face palm in the entire video. Its pronounced "neo-nate-ologist" This is going on r/iamverysmart isnt it

[@andioop4642]

Yep

[@jupsoup2444]

Josue Guzman well shit

[@rachaeltanyer3767]

r/iamverysmart Gosh, I'm such a madlad..

[@bangtantrash4lifeuwu947]

4:02 Me: **cries in Mexican**

[@Liggliluff]

(5:40) "male" already covers "transgender male", "male" does not mean "cis-male", and you shouldn't imply that. This is why these options usually goes male/female/other, where you select male if you're cis or trans male.

[@noobiii]

a microwave *can* charge your phone, because a microwave works by generating heat from electricity (electrocuting the food to warm it up) it just charges so fast that the battery can't handle it and it decides to go commit explosion edit: you can also sometimes blast charge phones with a taser

[@wolfnelina8193]

Woman picks up giraffe thinking it was her hamster

[@TKK-630]

1:38 you have blessed me with a meme template

[@honeylavender7424]

8:38 What if I sucked up tiny noodles and swallow them AM I EATING? OR AM SLURPING?

[@brickmariobros]

What if I Swallow air? Am I breathing or eating?

[@jgamer-lo4tc]

4:12 never give up in spanish is "nunca te rindas" XD

[@travis2845]

Gio: “they are really fun to enjoy”

[@DarkKraken]

0:25 I DIED XD

[@DodyLand]

5:35 Imagine being Wooshed this hard

[@horrorkesh]

I always find it sad when women don't understand pregnancy to the degree that she thought she would carry 3 babies for 27 months should be like a squirt gun every 9 months and instantly be pregnant again

[@IntrinsicallySomnia]

*_"Sometimes the queen is a man."_*

[@youalreadyknow7073]

8:45 that happened to me when I locked my self out then turned the date back a lot..

[@Flxfies2]

Giofilms should review subreddits.

[@lesfa3929]

" sometimes the king is a woman" Me: That..... is a queen.

[@MartinMoj]

6:45 2020 corona virus is here! everyone: AHHHHH!

[@vrixxxvuss189]

Lion jumping 36 feet freaked me out! I laughed so hard xD

[@Joseph-ye1lv]

I think that the word lettuce means never give up in German.

[@Joseph-ye1lv]

Nymphadora Lupin thank you for the confirmation.

[@Joseph-ye1lv]

_ _ well maybe not in german but i know lettuce means never give up.

[@gacharose807]

@_ _ nice.. Google translate isn't always right btw

[@mediocreanimator]

Once, my brother’s iPod was disabled for 81 years

[@OswaldGaming95]

I’m sure

[@cross_t122]

Oh my gosh y e s

[@mythicalpanda309]

how you would have to wait like 50 years

[@OswaldGaming95]

@@mythicalpanda309 welcome to people telling lies on the internet for other people to give them attention

[@mythicalpanda309]

@John Boudreaux yeah right......

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

“Do you speak United States?” UNITED STATESSSSSS No, I yell it

[@stulxi]

You already now I'm bout to put my phone in my microwave to eat

[@heck875]

cellular devices are by far one of the more high end gourmet foods and i can readily say that i too will be microwaving my phone for consumption and definitely not because i want to cease existing

[@heck875]

i don't actually plan on doing that i'm not mentally disturbed well not to the point that i'd microwave a phone but--