Girl Born Addicted to Cocaine | Big Jay Oakerson | Stand Up Comedy

Honestly, if my lawyer wasn't born addicted to cocaine I don't want em!
Come see me LIVE in a city from you! For tickets and showtimes go to www.bigjaycomedy.com

[@ButWhatDoEyeKnow]

Big Jay gets paid to hang out with people and just say what’s on his mind. What a crazy way to live 🤣

[@Doorito_]

Same with Denis Leary, what a hoot!

[@davidperez5089]

​@@Doorito_what a terrible comparison. He stole his hit song from CK u know!?...

[@Doorito_]

@@davidperez5089 "gets paid to hang out with people and just say what’s on his mind" That is 100% accurate for both comics dum dum

[@davidperez5089]

@@Doorito_ nice copy of another guy's comment genius.

[@blueandgreenslacks]

@@Doorito_Leary isn’t a hoot, he’s a hack.

[@mr.martyr8573]

He really is one of the best crowd work artists in the fuckin game. Lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks martyr

[@coleh9990]

Jay hating on the dude sippin strawberry lemonade when he smashes 3 Truly’s every episode of LOS😂

[@puddintaine4556]

Wincing with pinky outstretched...

[@thasco]

lmao, comedy. go figure.

[@bigjayoakerson]

it be like that

[@coleh9990]

@@bigjayoakersonappreciate the reply🙏you’re the man big jay!!!

[@StonkeyDomp]

"Comedy" -Kevin Hart

[@worldwarchamp1959]

Big Jay dresses like a 12 year old who just found $1,000.

[@slimgym45]

That's' a Patrice O'Neal quote for sure 😂

[@pauljoseph8338]

What’s really funny is to listen to him talk about how (OCD) seriously he takes his whole costume/hair pre-show prep. The man spends a crazy amount of time and effort to look like he doesn’t give an F what he looks like.

[@slimgym45]

@@pauljoseph8338 I love that he has actually admitted that on stage plenty of times 😆

[@iamwyse1269]

That's hilarious

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks for noticing ;)

[@screamdreamer9085]

I was there for this. This was in Portland Oregon a few years ago. Big Jay hung out outside the show talked with a bunch of us for over an hour. Real genuine person. Love this dude

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks for coming out! im back in portland aug 1-3!

[@mathewdoolan5361]

NETFLIX buy the man’s special! Literally one of the most hilarious guys out there!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks mathew!

[@maxwellbrown7347]

Nothing like some Big Jay to make it through the day need to see him live again

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thanks max

[@maxwellbrown7347]

@@bigjayoakerson no worries Big Jays social team!

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

"Lesbian with a boyfriend" and now "Girl born addicted to cocaine"? Crazy how many bits he has about Christine.

[@bigjayoakerson]

lmaoooo

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

@@bigjayoakerson thanks Jay's media team

[@Scottius888]

Big Jay Oakerson has the funniest outlook on every situation I could listen to his crowd work all day. #1

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks scottius

[@guyhorowitz158]

Years ago became my favorite story teller, and stayed like this ever since! Love from Israel Big Jay, and come to Amsterdam already!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks guy!

[@peterm6179]

I think Jay is the Reincarnation of The Buddha. For Real.

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@jwood511]

Love this shit after a long day at work.

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah jwood

[@gustavopeace]

“ come to mama ; I want that check” 😂 savage

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@Tonyhouse1168]

“I’m a little bored; BRING IN THE OSTRICH!!”

[@bigjayoakerson]

horny

[@boogalo781]

Good to see him clown on those dorks in Portland

[@murderXnumbers]

Don't know where you come up with this shit but my belly hurts from laughing. Keep being funny my dude 😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks murder!

[@DeviineSnip3]

"I planted the seed, I can't do more than that" 🤣🤣

[@bigjayoakerson]

just a lonely gardener

[@OWG55]

The cigarette smoking mom in the child custody scenario was on point my friend!!! 👍🏼😎

[@mr.martyr8573]

Suuuuure it was. Wiiink wiiink. Lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

weird

[@jesterinmocrazy8686]

Letter Kenny. Get it.

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@RakugothDajjal]

"I just planted the seed.., can't do any more than that" lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

im trying my best

[@RakugothDajjal]

@@bigjayoakerson You're doing the lords work big dog 👊😎

[@anonam0us328]

"But he showed you who the Wu-Tang Clan was!" xD

[@bigjayoakerson]

probably right?

[@erikmattson875]

I didnt know comedy was like playing an instrument, the more you play the better you get, Geeze Jay you just keep getting funnier and funnier, more and more intrusive into other people's life, make them feel subconscious about their choices, lol keep doing it we love it, lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks brother

[@Herebrand]

I definitely imagined Christine's laugh at the end.

[@williamwitzki7276]

I def heard it

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah

[@BetYouIdid]

"Allegedly"

[@bigjayoakerson]

ALLEGEDLY

[@BetYouIdid]

@@bigjayoakerson you need to watch Letterkenny

[@franklubbock8400]

I love big jokerson!

[@bigjayoakerson]

I LOVE FRANK LUBBOCK

[@MOHAWKris8]

This Made Me Laugh So Hard I Snorted!

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah big dawg

[@MrBobbo18]

The ostrich must have been sick

[@dragontyger80]

Allegedly

[@bigjayoakerson]

ALLEGEDLY!

[@gz1je]

best crowd worker in the biz

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah

[@jefff8467]

Stressful day, listened to Jay, smiling now.

[@bigjayoakerson]

appreciate it jeff hope you're feeling better

[@DrJohnnyFever.]

Big Jay is the best crowd work comic working today.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks dr johnny fever

[@williamwitzki7276]

😂 I can’t stop laughing when you called the lawyer a piece of sh*t, the second time. Bravo my man.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks will

[@Dopemean]

Destroyed that room 😂😂😂😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks dope

[@DeviineSnip3]

this is some of my favorite sit down comedy

[@bigjayoakerson]

thank you

[@bamaknifeguy]

You make it seem so effortless man. lol 😂. So fucking good bro. Damn 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@bigjayoakerson]

appreciate you big dawg

[@wickedfoxbodys1044]

Big Jay is the man.

[@bigjayoakerson]

Thanks wicked you are wicked

[@Whitecizel1]

He says what everyone's thinking. Lol

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@adan342]

Jay I’m glad you’re coming back to Spokane this October. Tickets purchased and just waiting. 😁

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thanks man!

[@avi3020]

Man doesn't miss

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks avi

[@Gobbluth666]

Jay, your youtube channel should have way more subs. Come on people

[@bigjayoakerson]

agreed

[@matthewseanmclachlan]

Jay was feeling this crowd! That show was a class act 👏👏👏

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks brother

[@Ruben48641]

Big Jay droping his last Portland show before his upcoming Portland show, Genius!!!

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks ruben!

[@4D2M0T]

😂 this guy😂😂😂😂 thank you

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks for watching!

[@JJ-cr9bo]

Recently became a huge fan! Can't wait for you to come to St. Louis

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah appreciate you! see you there!

[@RygerPete]

Way better when he get loose like this! Instead of a scripted generic "special" ❤❤ Big Jay wooot woot

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks man!

[@mikem1457]

Dude your tour dates are the most ADD signifier I've ever seen 😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@mikem1457]

@@bigjayoakerson 🤣 thanks for making my roommates laugh. At me laughing at you.🤙

[@OWG55]

As always, thanks man! 👍🏼😎

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks for watching brother

[@letsrock12345]

It would have to be a sick ostrich

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@onlyofficial]

the master of crowd work

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks only official

[@fakshen1973]

I loved how Jay wins back the crowd when some of them thought he was being a little mean. It was like watching someone wabble a little on the tightrope with no net underneath.

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks big dawg

[@Kelticfury]

Thanks!

[@bigjayoakerson]

appreciate it!

[@heymynameisharry]

thanks jay

[@victoriaharris8543]

I thunbs up when I hear your voice cuz I’m going to laugh

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thanks victoria

[@jdf874]

legend ❤

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks jd

[@mytzyxptlyx]

Glorious

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks

[@ArtsyFartsyLovers]

Just planting a seed 💜

[@bigjayoakerson]

doing my best

[@ArtsyFartsyLovers]

@@bigjayoakerson 🥰🥰🥰 always

[@ankhfunk]

I hope his material is as funny as his riffing was on this video. If so, this cat is comedic platinum. I shall follow the funny, for it is written...❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@Hittius]

THANKS,BJO.

[@bigjayoakerson]

THANK YOU HITTIUS!!

[@chasefrost1401]

Bestie of the westi baby

[@bigjayoakerson]

ooooo

[@rossincognito273]

I keep xm radio for some big Jay bonfire baby

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thanks rossin

[@tonyderenthal6461]

Jay will always be the GOAT. I feel like he surpassed Patrice years ago.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Nope. Love me some Big Jay; Patrice is eternal.

[@bigjayoakerson]

patrice can never be surpassed

[@ltdlawnservice4586]

Came just to see how Jay handled that subject…

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah thanks for coming no diddy

[@Scyber_Official]

Jay - Is it true that you used to be a bodyguard for Korn?

[@bigjayoakerson]

yes

[@jonny5841]

That was Fu$ked

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@JimWorsham]

dam youtube knows me ugh 4mins since drop top of my page.

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah

[@mikegeyer4138]

😂😂😂😂

[@bigjayoakerson]

lmao

[@archiechoke23]

Hahaha

[@bigjayoakerson]

hahahahahaha

[@archiechoke23]

@@bigjayoakerson 👍

[@davidszakacs6888]

Has anyone ever seen Jay take a drink from that bottle?

[@bigjayoakerson]

shhhhhh

[@davidszakacs6888]

@@bigjayoakerson I knew it!

[@dragontyger80]

Someone needs to let Big Jay know about " The Ginger and Boots " .... Allegedly.... lololololol IYKYK

[@bigjayoakerson]

whaaat

[@sub_c-ro9207]

It’s from a Canadian tv show called “Letterkenny.” Funny shit!

[@vinny2necklace82]

If they did a remake of the movie, waiting to exhale, but only casted Philly comedians big Jay would play the Whitney Houston part

[@bigjayoakerson]

horny

[@Dubaroo99]

How many pairs of fingerless gloves you think youve gone thru in your career jay?

[@bigjayoakerson]

only one brother

[@CertifiedSkank]

This is last year, right? I didn’t miss Portland yet.

[@bigjayoakerson]

no no aug 1-3

[@CertifiedSkank]

@@bigjayoakerson Ya know what mother fucker? I’ll be there. But I might bring somebody annoying. And I’m sorry.

[@ben9and1-3rd]

👍🍻

[@bigjayoakerson]

thats right

[@Jinjah_Ninjah]

Allegedlys

[@bigjayoakerson]

ALLEGEDLY

[@Jinjah_Ninjah]

@bigjayoakerson the drunk chic yelling shit out about banging an ostrich was ripping off a letterkenny skit. It's allegedlys when you're quoting squirrely Dan from the show

[@axsmithsports]

#Allegedly

[@bigjayoakerson]

ALLEGEDLY

[@ParisiticPictures]

Jordan Jensen is My Girlfriend. 🌹

[@bigjayoakerson]

horny!

[@ParisiticPictures]

@@bigjayoakerson Could you ask her to unblock me now?

[@kellenfurter]

Why would someone tell their kid a backstory like that? I'd make something up. 😢

[@bigjayoakerson]

same

[@illuminahde]

You don't have to stump train an Ostrich with that high booty Jay

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@mikeymeth]

Wetaldid masked waitresses errwhere

[@bigjayoakerson]

true

[@NathanCline12-21]

#BlackMarketsMatter

[@bigjayoakerson]

hell yeah

[@TheDroppedvw]

Be honest jay, drunk or high? My bet is drunk. Id still hang.

[@P_steez]

What do you mean “still” … like being drunk or high would be bad for the hang lmao

[@bigjayoakerson]

all dat

[@Saintslapaho]

Comment

[@bigjayoakerson]

Reply

[@retroworld1971]

❤RIP Kyle 😢

[@bigjayoakerson]

for sure

[@johnmajors655]

First?

[@ehhhhhhhh2233]

Wrong

[@Tonyhouse1168]

🏆

[@Derpk-rt9by]

Gay

[@kennethmullen-qe9hg]

Yet...last in the mcu...lol?

[@bigjayoakerson]

what

[@Gobbluth666]

Im sure at least one woke garbage person in Portland got up and left.

[@claytonlevibrown]

comedians always talk about sex. it seems like the direction of america is so much less about sex and so much more about obesity, food, laziness, lack of motivation, a desire to be entertained by fat guys with edgy haircuts and fingerless gloves; and so much less about the desires of the people attending a show. Audience members are happiest on the couch snuggling close beside each other while watching their favorite late night insomnia hour comedian talking about all the pervasive activities they are too tired to physically experience themselves so they would rather watch someone in the movies do it for them,.

[@bigjayoakerson]

GAY

[@claytonlevibrown]

each to their own not my style, a place where people go to have conversations they are never going to have in real life; different walks of life I guess,.

[@claytonlevibrown]

@@bigjayoakerson I'm sure you don't mean well. Some people wrote that in my yearbook in middle school. I'm a grown up now. Your crowd of people is your crowd I guess. Sometimes people are so inclusive to their own etiquette I forget that there are actual groups of people that go where they belong. That's the detriment to living in utah.

[@Calmer573]

write a joke

[@bigjayoakerson]

wow not very calm of you

[@forestfloor2259]

Write some jokes. This is lame, and getting old really fast

[@bigjayoakerson]

thanks forest floor

[@_whyte.woods_1256]

Crowd work "comedians" are bottom tier

[@Dingleberry1856]

Your comment is bottom tier.

[@bigjayoakerson]

dingle berry knows whats up

[@unkosheredpodcast]

@@bigjayoakerson get em jay

[@Gobbluth666]

And you should avoid comedy.