Big Jay Oakerson - Men Seeking Men - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored - Extended

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[@WildAngel-ti5rx]

Comedy Central Stand-Up hahahahaha Steve Steve a guy named Steve really wanted to fuck me! Hahahahaha 🥴😂😆😁

[@adamclark9253]

We have seen them all,, back to work making more

[@goldeneddie]

Love this material and thanks for the vids. One polite request - please don't show any punchline or key moment from the set before the video even starts, it kinda ruins part of the punch.

[@marycallahan2334]

Jay Oakerson Dan Soder The BonfireSiriusXM 2021 🔥🔥

[@alexmacias2988]

@@adamclark9253 by

[@chiihasagi7430]

'he called me bear, which is adorable' ive got news for you buddy

[@smalltown1360]

chii hasagi lol read your comment right as he said it

[@lydia8226]

knew there had to be someone else who knows what’s really going on

[@dashman8499]

I’m pretty sure he knows what’s going on....it’s not that crazy haha I’ve been called bear and otter before

[@juliannah5721]

I call my bf bear, but I'm a girl. He is a bear! My big bear with big ol bear paws. Love him.

[@paulbunyangonewild7596]

Honey. 5% of the population is gay. Which means that 5% of these commenters know

[@RamblinAround]

Giving props to Ari...that is some loyalty right there. Jay is a good dude and a great story teller.

[@codylemley8955]

Even while Ari robs the skanfest tickets. Gotta love Big Jay

[@ruben-d8e2n]

which one?

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

I love Ari and ol Jay. Crackle crackle

[@mylesmagallanes12345]

its weird he said it though bc roy wood brought him up

[@seanfast6628]

How is a good person he admits that hes not a good person and a cheater

[@timfeleppa3156]

He’s very self-deprecating but he’s a very very bright guy and a great storyteller.

[@dreamvillain8815]

@Rudolph Rudolph somebody really hurt you?

[@bluu_ice6554]

@@dreamvillain8815 somebody is gonna hurt his bitch ass soon. Very soon.

[@bluu_ice6554]

@Liquid Sunshine yea he's a fuckboy

[@livelaughlove0209]

@@bluu_ice6554 bruh thats not something to be proud of

[@pepsicola4718]

@@bluu_ice6554 There's a difference between learning from your mistakes and being an ignorant piece of shit. And considering you said ex gf's as in "pural"? I'm gonna have to assume that you're the ignorant piece of shit here out of his element.

[@car_pal]

didnt expect him to bring Patrice into the story, damn, rip

[@mac78xxx28]

R.I.p. patrice

[@RubenGarcia-lm7gq]

Cutest over weight man I’ve ever seen. Not that over weight men can’t be cute. But he’s like kinda hot 😂😂👀

[@codybarth2635]

Car pal!

[@3ShotTGK]

Big Jay was actually in studio with Patrice on the O&A show when Bobo did the Up/Down trick.

[@willowproxy4346]

He looks like a Back Street Boy who really let himself go.

[@martialmusicman]

Half the comments I've seen on his videos are "he's a fat version of _____."

[@carloscortes4911]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bluu_ice6554]

Wasn't funny. Don't quit ya day job

[@678jrj4]

Lol f*cking Joey

[@isaacdibbens8018]

Nah man he's hot as hell

[@King-Squid-99]

Imagine how shitty you’d feel if your ex-boyfriend cheated on you and then he became famous, rich and well loved for telling that story to millions of people lmao

[@alexusalize1578]

Fuck it congratulations you bitch 😂😂

[@Tylerthegrappler]

This happens a lot on a smaller scale. Like the people who rejected you growing up now get to see you doing well while they aren’t.

[@anthonypowell2835]

He fucked up lmao let it go

[@aybehcee]

famous and having some money doesn't mean anything if you dont like the person

[@imjaytho]

You gone still feel that 13 years later?

[@jenaveverodriguez8314]

why are his eyebrows so amazing

[@lucyhellbroke]

I KNOWWWW

[@PsycopathILLogical]

He gets them threaded actually, he talks about it on one of the podcasts he does

[@ericlarson2203]

He waxes them

[@allisonwebb4278]

His lashes have me hypnotized!

[@BillHawkins-b7v]

Eyebrows steal the show.

[@KeenanRoz]

I love that you can totally hear Tom Segura laughing in the crowd throughout this

[@jjgres7842]

where is he?

[@jcason6295]

@@jjgres7842 Off camera

[@HailCostanza]

JJ Gres you can hear him clearly at 9:11

[@mandyspaswick7116]

Hidden gem

[@TheSlowPony77]

@THE FIRE RISES Has to be. He has such a distinctive laugh. Same as D'elia

[@MrMutou]

pro tip; You cannot be a hard sleeper if you cheatin😂

[@rydogrittman1871]

Pro tip lol

[@mrs.d2411]

Truth

[@la-ia1404]

I prefer fun facts.

[@jv-lk7bc]

if thats what you got out of it, you need to watch again. ...and maybe quite doing the drugs.

[@MrMutou]

@@jv-lk7bc Apparently the drugs YOU were doing killed the part of your brain that can grasp satire🤷🏽‍♂️ It was a joke calm tf down dude🤣

[@teemo7714]

if he said he was a cheater and that was the end of it he would be hated by people like hell but he made a funny story out of it and told us that he feels terrible about it and now everyone is positive. this just shows how good this man is at comedy

[@MikeOcksmallClips]

He would be hated by losers who have nothing else to do is more like it.

[@Thegrapestuff]

Big Jay is the man for bringing up Ari.

[@roteredamus]

Dan Soder wore an Ari T-shirt on this season.

[@elevated2552]

Michael Parra that's his way of cashing in and pretending to be loyal...there's a lot of comedians who are actually loyal and refuse to do the show now

[@Thegrapestuff]

I can see that. You don't think that was his way of showing loyalty while giving the finger to Comedy Central? He doesn't really need them being that netflix is crushing them and he has a special coming out with them soon.

[@joekent1144]

Elevated Ari told both Soder and Big Jay to do the show because he didn’t want it to fail because so many comedians wouldn’t do it they still needed some big names. At least that’s what was said on the bonfire.

[@elevated2552]

Joe Kent makes sense just sucks

[@dasaggropop1244]

i am not gay but i get it. jay has got to be the prettiest thicc boi i have ever seen.

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Aright, yeah, but... ehhh... aright.

[@BB-rt9nc]

Your gay

[@y_u_hatin-4479]

It does not make you gay just for looking it’s the action and participation that makes a person gay but if u part take sexual with a man once and a woman 3 times technically ur bisexual or pansexual and also it is 2019 so either way show us some support ^-^ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@lil-mj5ed]

@@y_u_hatin-4479 no, that is not true. what makes you gay is literally being attracted to men in a physical way and wanting a relationship with a man. taking part in sexual activity doesn't define your sexuality.

[@y_u_hatin-4479]

@youtubesucks hypothetically speaking, not only do people have different views and opinions, I’m just saying that what I stated is my own view and opinion of tha situation. 🤣

[@joseywales7829]

love how the girl behind him has no idea who patrice oneil is but sees everyone starts to clap and hesitates but decides to join in anyways. jesus im bored

[@HamerBlammer]

glad im not the only one who watches the crowd that close lol

[@vigiesmalls]

LOL I caught that too.

[@mrmisanthropic2803]

I was looking for you in the comments glad someone else watched her try and assimilate but fail miserably, checking around the room for queues on when to laugh.

[@bug.br3akfast]

@@Boba_Fettuccine. ....what the fuck stop-

[@mrmisanthropic2803]

Naturally, the comedy club being the place where decorum and respect walk in equal step...while Big jay regales us with a tale of men wanting to fuck him after cheating on two women simultaneously with sprinklings of midgets. Had she not found it funny sure that would have explained it away but she laughed, just several moments after everyone else had in some weird group-think led sort of way after scanning the room. It came off as disingenuous, I see flaws in your opinion and situational awareness so I won't be subscribing to your idea but you are free to have it.

[@Jibwa]

Big Jay is so underrated definitely one of my favorite comedians

[@dwoodard5717]

Definitely, love the Bonfire and just got into Legion of Skanks

[@seifamgad9568]

Rip patrice

[@TalkingThrones]

Witness14 It's cold outside...

[@michaelpipkin6130]

Talking Thrones Then go inside nigga!

[@noble7461]

Spell restaurant!

[@MasamuneStreams]

Omfg when he said Patrice said go smack the mouse on the computer I lost it

[@michaelmorones3701]

A Subaru outback!

[@alexandercameron645]

my god. i seen him in 2010 at the mayhem festival. he performed bits while the crews changed out the stage for different bands. dude legit had us all in tears on that super hot 95 degree day. hilarious delivery

[@michaelpipkin6130]

We ALL needed this one. Big Jay, Patrice, Ari, I havent had a feel good smile from this show in a while.

[@marcuscicero9587]

that Patrice bit was priceless, at a Thanksgiving dinner of all times

[@moregarythanminge8957]

One of the best story tellers ever. Always hilarious. Patrice was a great comic as well - rest in peace.

[@johngriff914]

Patrice was the GOAT

[@PatTastical]

Yesss finally another Big Jay Oakerson story!!

[@thereverend6512]

Pat Price he’s so funny

[@anthonydixon180]

fucking legend #LOS

[@tanitaross-cady296]

I found one of my friends husbands in the men seeking men section on craigslist. That was an interesting moment in history.

[@lucyhellbroke]

Yeah... Similar story here... Except it was MY husband. It'll suffice to say that we're no longer married. But yeeeeaaaah. Talk about awkward conversations. Especially considering that we have two kids. 😏🤫😆 Fun bonus fact... His name is actually Larry.

[@andrewthezeppo]

@@lucyhellbroke why were you in the men seeking men section?

[@TheSektorz]

Always love when comedians out of nowhere bring up Patrice, RIP goat

[@andreaholcock8992]

He did it at the Rich Voss Roast too

[@YochevedDesigns]

This guy has such perfect timing, I could listen to him for hours. I feel like I could sit with him in the living room, drink some beers with him, and just let him ramble on about his life.

[@feelingoffbalance]

He's that kind of attractive that soemhow him being fat does not matter.

[@wwfchriswwf]

Cause he is funny

[@Zeroxylon]

also if he lost the weight hed probably look somewhat like colin farrell

[@5050TM]

Fully agree, he's a sexy dude.

[@denimloser]

My ex 😂I loved it cuz he was so soft to cuddle

[@justamustachewithoutaguy9370]

doesn't work that way if you're a woman, this is why looks matter a little less for men if they have personality

[@TheeOrdinaryBrown]

I love how I hear Patrice's voice when Jay impersonates him.

[@SaintElmo8]

This guy has to be my age because this is how my boyfriends dressed and looked in like 2001 lol

[@garykirby1666]

Big Jay, for some reason, Makes me wanna listen to Drowning Pool.

[@ctina2572]

Or puddle of mudd, or papa roach or even deftones becuase hes like chino when hes on his fat days lol

[@Gaz_42069]

Wow

[@jainubeezy1]

Knowing he was close with Patrice makes me like this guy even more. My heart hurts every time I think of Patrice being gone. One of the greats.

[@tlynnclemons8316]

He reminds me of Ricky from “The Trailer Park Boys”. It tripped me out for a sec.😂😂😂😂

[@johnreilly7441]

Big Jay is the best comedian out today. Watching him on tv, listening to the bonfire or seeing him live is fluid. He just seems like the kind of guy that truly wants to make you laugh but also is not afraid of his own thoughts. Love this guy, loved the show with Ari...I guess I'll give it a 2nd Chance.

[@taylorgallion2748]

Jay is a legend, all his stories on this show are amazing.

[@adivorcee2357]

There was just this one guy behind him that looked so sad at the beginning and i got emotionally attached to him because he seemed to smile and laugh more throughout the video

[@truevidence]

Just hearing about Patrice O'Neal made me smile. I wish he could've been here to tell some of his stories on this show. RIP

[@mikeanderson2747]

Love how he name drops Ari, the show isn't the same without him much love to that crazy Jew and big Jay

[@DH702..]

Mike Anderson jays jewish too

[@thefloridamanofytcomments5264]

Ari is still an executive producer for the show IIRC

[@unknowntrademark9992]

Ari is a pos. Cool show but hes a douchebag

[@austint19]

HEY COMEDY CENTRAL GET RID OF THE INTRO IT’S TOO LONG

[@dudemontana8062]

HEY NERD FAST FOWARD

[@chavez5010]

I agree with both Haha

[@omsi2buspix690]

It’s good when you find a vegan you can show it to them to piss em

[@Tee-OhBee]

Austin Thomas Hey lazy dipshit, just skip past them!

[@chaconswrenchin3557]

Austin Thomas fuck you!

[@cakes37]

I love that he gave props to Ari.... but it was immediately followed by a pic of his replacement...so that sucks

[@sdmcelroy]

13:40

[@reinaldopessoa2603]

Yeah you know they did that in purpose...

[@kelhims]

they show his face in the end of every show... Ari is amazing but get over it : D Roy is a chubby cupcake as well.. who knows, let's hope Ari will be back next season.. : ]

[@Superanatomygurl]

I feel like he is still the EP of the show

[@carternewland7315]

What exactly happened with Ari?

[@Leftyotism]

LOL "Just uuuh, just go ahead, just smack the mouse for me. " XDXDXD

[@jacksonharvey1225]

the groans from the crowd at 4:36 and Jay’s reaction are golden lmao

[@FlowUrbanFlow]

My ex used to sleep with her phone under her pillow. I learned my lesson

[@Zillexy]

same here... man i might just realized something... shit haha

[@edvonschleck6170]

I did something like that as I cheated. My phone was always laying on the display so no one could see the Incoming message. Watch out for that.

[@norwegianmushroom6525]

One of the best of the entire series.

[@YZdude]

Jay is hilarious and I love his style he is like a 80s kid that never made it out of the 90s

[@ravipeiris4388]

My first time discovering this dude....I'm hooked now

[@j.elizabeth4621]

Lmao the good old hanky code. Back pocket handkerchief

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"Yeah, but it says Larry."

[@jeanayop2883]

Sounds like joker is in the audience laughing 🤔😂😂

[@johntovar1951]

Jean Ayop 13:33 no freaking kidding

[@maxwellfrost9701]

It's Tom Segura

[@thecosmicdisorder5906]

it's Tom Segura

[@crabbyscrappy]

Everyone needs a friend like Wayne

[@charlesloveday9208]

Love Big Jay...all his shit is fuckin awesome! So glad he gave props to Ari...& that he was that tight with Patrice! Big Jay is awesome!!

[@ybarramanuel]

Jay is such a great comic and real dude. Awesome stories, amazing crowd work and the Bonfire is great radio.

[@andrewdzierson2036]

RIP men seeking men.

[@skuzzyj]

What a timely story

[@agustdamndaniel6944]

he reminds me a lot of a friend that passed away. rest in peace, jeremy.

[@jasonbyassee7541]

Two dislikes. Are those his ex’s?

[@missoula2213]

Jason Byassee No, diehard ARI supremacists.

[@grumpyboomer61]

Nah. One of them is from Steve, because Jay never called him back.

[@lucyhellbroke]

@jchc VV I think he means Ari Shaffir. Comedian who's the original host of this show.

[@alison4316]

I love this guy so much. Has the best smile and smiley eyes to match.

[@Swnsasy]

I actually love this guy.. He's freaking hilarious every time I've seen him so he better be funny this time too! Yep!!!!😆 😆

[@rookymusic6310]

Dude, I F*^KING LOVE this dude. One of the best comics today, and that closing speech sealed the deal. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@CoolSTORYbro11101]

rip patrice

[@lincoln8530]

God bless that man

[@kylebdemented1]

Jay has been my favorite comic for a while now. Him giving a shout out to ari only makes him more endearing. As filthy as Jay can be, you can tell he is still humble and appreciative of his friends. Jay has the wit and skill to sell out arenas. Let’s boost this guy into the stratosphere of epic comedians. #skankhands

[@dreharrison352]

RIP Patrice!!! Legend Rest Well! This was awesome!!

[@Michael_Dolences.]

"I was with my daughter's mother at the time" lol

[@pbateman812]

1:07 to skip Intro

[@puddintaine4556]

God's work, my friend...

[@mackattack1622]

Doing the Lord's work, bruh.

[@DickZit]

so "god" is so goddamn busy that he sent this fucking guy to clip 60 seconds off for your ADD? wow what a fucking miserable "god"

[@bbynnt.lindsayguzan414]

Marsh Neff the fact that you took the time to type this shows what a miserable fuck you are . DON'T READ THE FUCKIN' COMMENTS THEN , PSYCHO . Welcome to the internet , people have opinions . weird .

[@ErinHoneyBunny]

Marsh Neff u good bro?

[@TheKromusDevice]

Always thought this guy was real funny. Hearing him mention being close to Patrice kind of explains why, Patrice is a legend.

[@tldoctor2497]

@Rudolph Rudolph sounds like a lot of women

[@travisgregg9298]

Bill Burr and a lot of other greats were also friends with Patrice. With Patrice gone, I really think Chapelle and Burr are the top dogs.

[@phanatic215]

@TL Doctor boom!!!! Lots of people, men and women, string people along because they're lonely or are users/abusers. I was hooking up with someone who would initiate a reunion, we'd bang and do the couple thing for a few months, then she'd want to break it off. This has happened consistently for the last three years.

[@love-hammer]

JNCO models: Where are they now?

[@rydogrittman1871]

Lol this needs more likes, nice job bud

[@ctina2572]

Yesss!!! Should be top comment

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I loved jnco’s in the early 2000’s so I feel embarrassed and love this all at the same time

[@bL-pf6jh]

I still remember some of the pairs I had. Skunks wer black with white stripe down side, kangaroos wer so baggy u could fit both legs in 1 lol. Back pockets wer so deep ur wallet slapped ur calves :)

[@RugbyFootballer]

Bender called from the “Breakfast Club” movie he wants his look back

[@ctina2572]

Boooooo

[@portlandgoose4727]

It’s gotta feel so epic making Roe Jogan laugh like that during a stand up set! 13:33

[@TinkerToneworks]

that's definitely Tom Segura and not Joe.

[@JacobC479]

Imagine spending the majority of your budget on your intro, just for everybody to skip it lol

[@Hahaalot]

RIP PATRICE ONEAL. If anybody wants to laugh harder than watching this KZbin Patrice Oneal Oppie and Anthony show. Literally hundreds of hours of laughter. God truly a great comedic mind.

[@kingchris7782]

Facts

[@scardycatslacker9697]

One of the best closing ever so much respect paid to Ari and the show

[@BamBam2814.1]

Dude, whoever in the audience is dying made this 5x better 😂😂

[@krisjarchow1992]

Such a fantastic bit.

[@DokkaChapman]

This story was GOLD! XD

[@MommaLousKitchen]

Heard of him, first time I've watched him. Love it. Definitely need to find a special.

[@hermeticbear]

Hey bear ;)

[@xXAnthillMobsterXx]

hermeticbear how you doin' bear?

[@Poe-007]

Lol

[@colleenf620]

Love the gratitude & the story!

[@HEADBANG3R93]

Lol he just said "Ari Shaffir started this and keep supporting the show." Not Roy Wood Jr.

[@mreincome]

He's the standout from this series imo definitely something comedy central should bring back

[@jordangreer152]

Big Jay is the best working comedian.

[@AccurateBurst]

Saw Big Jay O live in DC last year and he was funny AF! Great dude

[@BenWalker01]

6:00 is that Joaquin Phoenix practicing for the Joker?

[@ericmarx1288]

I was gonna say the same thing man lol

[@romatic]

That’s Tom Segura

[@CalebOrvik]

Real humble dude, man

[@Journeyman1642]

8:29 guy in the crowd 😂😂 “aweeee” hahahahha

[@ryandavid739]

A round of applause for Big Jay and the awesome camerographers.

[@bolch88bb8]

When he said Patrice O Neal i started clapping in the living room by myself.....genius....and Big Jay is a boss!

[@fazerfaze]

What a great story teller

[@1chrismj]

"But it's Larry" 🤣

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

when you see big jay oakerson on one of these, you know its gonna be good...

[@angie1299]

the opening was HILARIOUS...lol, THIS was a GREAT STORY. I like the homage he payed for Patrice (Charlie Sheen with Captain Kirk roast ALL TIME favorite stand up of his)and Ari (don't know him) real stand up dude.

[@michaeleft]

I never noticed how he fights to hold back emotion when he brings up Patrice. I’ve seen Bill Burr do the same. Patrice must’ve been a good friend to have.

[@susboi8211]

Love this guy

[@garctown]

Great story. Love the shout out to Ari.

[@dougvernon1039]

im here for this 100%

[@Geglson]

I remember Bill Burr mentioning this on his podcast a while ago. And now I googled it in the middle of typing this and it was quite easy to find. It was March 12. 2015 and starts about 15 minutes in. Just if anyone's interested.

[@Kingofcorrect]

I remember when I met Big Jay, I thought he was the bouncer. He looked like Meatloaf in Wayne's World.

[@alvinthompson6333]

I love having Big J do stories haha

[@justjon907]

Jay looks like kevin james started shopping at hot topic.

[@iprrdm6353]

Jay is one of the funniest story tellers ever. Legend

[@MickeyD2012]

Wayne's a good dude.

[@larrpan]

Best one yet!

[@MrAlecksTv]

I love Big Jay and RIP Patrice O'Neal one of the greats. Still listen to his stuff on almost a daily basis. Id like to think if Patrice was still around he could tell his jail story that he told on O&A as his this is not happening ....

[@williamjackson5421]

so many stories it's cold out here the human jerkoff girl car getting stolen Brazil trips getting robbed for his tracksuit

[@andrewtheantivirus2417]

Love big jay accidently found him on spotify im glad i did.

[@Counterattack87]

Comedy Central, if you're reading this, you know you fucked up. Now give Ari his show back. Roy Wood seems like a good dude, but it's just not the same without Ari Shaffir.

[@petehakkinen3020]

Yea the intros are different. Other than that it's the same show.

[@nunya2587]

Pete Häkkinen its a different style of comedian that comes to tell their stories now though.

[@MasamuneStreams]

Props for the None Shall Pass pic. Amazing album ✌

[@norcalcoastanglerfishing9661]

Ari doesn't want it back. He's doing his renamed storyteller show now

[@richardsanchez9190]

That's a true friend right there