Girl Defined Redemption Arc

[@driftsmoke802]

Noel’s ‘GOD?!’ at 5:11 kills me, like Cody’s betrayed him

[@bananabread4075]

It would

[@atlantean.prince]

Cody is gonna become a Christian and I'm so here for it

[@emmajean7410]

@@atlantean.prince he totally has that vibe

[@glock-kay]

Bro was in disbelief😂😂

[@officaldungeons]

@@glock-kay fr

[@trinnityparrott9526]

i feel clickbaited

[@cpuburnout6616]

same

[@komaldhanjal1199]

The way i clicked on this video so fast

[@cxbar]

bro fr 💀

[@drewlopezisajoke]

Sameee 😂

[@kugelblitz-zx9un]

Did you literally u-turned or something? If not, im not impressed

[@zachl9997]

so fucking quick

[@Superllama23]

Didn’t even hesitate 💀

[@topotondo828]

“Eating to prevent starvation” is totally how my ex approached food. He un ironically said hard tack was an efficient way to eat. As someone who loves food I should have realized it wasn’t going to work out.

[@abbyklein5752]

YIKES...

[@avnikujur5222]

not to mention shit like that can be ED

[@Aushirye]

that's lowkey how i am and a few ppl I know, we just don't like food that much lol it's more of a necessity

[@topotondo828]

@@Aushirye I get it, not everyone is super into food or cooking

[@rachelallen4240]

sounds so much like disordered eating… big yikes!!!

[@under-._.-score]

I grew up with these really religious twins. One got engaged early in college (shocker) but at the party, they told the story of he asked her to be is girlfriend (which was basically marriage). I shit you not. He blindfolded her, took her to the basement of his frat house and washed her feet “as jesus did.” She called it off thank god but I always imagine that dude is either making or consuming religious red pilled tik toks…..or foot stuff.

[@creature8543]

HAHA YOOO WTF NOOOO

[@aly5066]

hey. what did i just read

[@milesdollasign3906]

😵‍💫

[@cinnamon9390]

That is some real out-of-touch, creepy shit that very clearly tells you this person doesn't have NEARLY enough life experience (or experience with women in particular)

[@LighteningfireBlood]

@@tiktoksbytopic1897 that was funny af bro 😂

[@mazzyg6186]

Did y’all see Bethany (of Girl Defined) did a podcast with religious “sex therapists” and those sex therapists said they figured out where the clit was by a friend of theirs coming over and showing them on their INFANT DAUGHTER

[@KelpyG.]

HUH?!

[@-lee-2867]

Um what??? That's crazy

[@mazzyg6186]

@@KelpyG. yes! She’s been trying to erase it but an awesome *licensed* psychologist grabbed it and was able to speak on it kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4bNomqEmrOEj9U

[@yukikanegawa7470]

Omg wtf. I didn't know about this. Why wouldn't they just have a diagram if that's their job or just show a picture or something. What do they do in their day to day work?

[@rylenb.4827]

At that point, it's sexual abuse/borderline molestation imo

[@samanthajanelnovak]

me watching the tmg podcast: i love spending time with my creators

[@dhl3109]

Yo parents had intercourse while watching TMG podcast?

[@Manuel_me]

Double entendre

[@JenniferGarcia-xk3ue]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Elias-dh1ut]

the moring routine/morning poutine joke is just the milenial version of the exercise/exrta fries minion facebook mom meme

[@actionjackson3522]

Why are all "rise and grind" hustlers the most generic reality TV show Instagram model?

[@TheMarslMcFly]

What do you think where all those morons spawn?

[@kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj]

Because when you rise and grind you become hot like instagram models

[@thenablade858]

@@kjfgkgfkfkjhgjkgkj Wait until you hear about genetics and plastic surgery, brother.

[@maddieb.4282]

@@thenablade858they were joking

[@nicole35273]

as a someone whos been a Chrisitan my entire life, everyone who makes posts about "all i do is praise God" is a new Christian. Guaranteed.

[@claramiranda2453]

FR

[@kaleigh9041]

literally like being a Christian isn't a personality trait 😭 -- another longtime Christian

[@binaryvoid0101]

Either that or they’re over-compensating for or seeking redemption from their past.

[@faithkeyes7704]

@@binaryvoid0101 I didn’t even think of that but smart

[@sofieeewashere_]

AMEN THANK YOU HAHA

[@trulyAmatulHaqq]

"I get up at 4 and worship God" is soooo funny but is also just All Muslims 😂

[@wuhoolife]

Your name suggests you are one of em. Also what's wrong in worshipping the Almighty? Just because few things didn't go you way? You abandon it? That's a satan move.

[@huzefa69]

thats like 5% of the muslims. definitely not all

[@HA-kf9kk]

​@@huzefa69no it's all Muslims as far as we know, we should not assume bad of the other Muslims

[@huzefa69]

@@HA-kf9kk thats just unrealistic. look around you and in your family

[@hi6575]

@@fatimazafar8907but it is safe to assume there are Muslims who don’t follow the religion to a T, just like how there are Christians or Jews who don’t follow everything in their religion.

[@fablihakhan8530]

"i'm a poutine guy" cool stuff cody. i love your silly jokes LMFAOFJAOFM

[@skeeter1858]

I hope this proves that He's not actually funny

[@xanificia]

bro girl defined is WILD now... they made a 30 minute rant on why the LGBTQ is ungodly because they went to target and saw a rainbow colored baby onesie

[@laurenhatter6824]

From all the Fundie Friday videos I watch it seems like now all they talk about is sex

[@xanificia]

@@laurenhatter6824 i think theyre compensating for something theyre deprived of

[@SarastistheSerpent]

@@xanificiathey’re probably very sexually frustrated given that both girls married gay men

[@xanificia]

@@SarastistheSerpent i mean thats kind of a given if you think about it

[@MagisterialVoyager]

@@SarastistheSerpent All those energy where Cody and Noel said they're actually just horny and they really need to have good sex (alone AKA masturbate) is STILL needed, huh? 😭 Yeah, if any teaching includes this kind of repression, I'm out. It's not like human evolved to the point of sexual pleasure exist for a reason... oh wait.

[@GriffithFromBerk]

“Grindr and prayer are pretty close” You can be casual about both of em but they’ll both get you on your knees eventually

[@MaidenHelll]

This

[@idontevenknow9758]

Its so surreal to me to see a bunch to people in their early 20s giving me advice as a someone in their 30s. It's like a mirror because a lot of them are behaving in ways i saw my own peers did and myself for a time. We think we know everything, but we are totally clueless, and we spent 10 years trying to figure out are identities. Now people in that age group in that same mindset want to give me advice suddenly. I don't know the whole thing I find deeply amusing. Also, side note, girl defined teaching sex-ed is the funniest thing I ever heard. Speaking of people who don't know anything, these ladies couldn't tell the difference between missionary and a literary missionary.

[@zurzakne-etra7069]

tbh it's more sex misinformation than anything else... also, one of their brothers, the oldest I think recently came forward and spoke about SA he experienced as a child, and how his mother was really shitty about it and gaslight him when he told her. All is not well in the girl defined world...

[@realleon2328]

W8 what is literary missionary

[@Tzgrey77]

Cody's going to make the coolest youth pastor ever

[@carmi8034]

Cody saying “gggggg” and not saying GODLIKE felt like edging

[@arunima8138]

he was saying ggg for the three g's they were talking about

[@MaidenHelll]

Yuck

[@michaelkurland2409]

Bring back Boy Defined

[@actionjackson3522]

I wonder if "God Goals and Growth" was a Mr. Talk or Mr. Struggle in high school?

[@theepoetrygod]

definitely Mr Talk since they’re making videos about God now

[@ninjapwnsatlyfe]

What's crazy is when people are genuine, they really don't come off as cringe. But when you're being fake and putting on an act, it's quite telling and hilarious to point out.

[@MWDoom]

I always imagine that when Cody and Noel cut the cameras they snort like 3 lines of coke together and spend the next 3 hours threatening each other and/or coming up with ridiculous ideas for content.

[@robbieboydudeguy]

I always picture when the cams turn off they’re the exact same except Noel reaches over to grab his grandma style reading glasses and cracks open a ginger ale. That’s the only difference and no one comments on it

[@DonnieLouis]

Just wanted to pop on and say that Noel killed it at his stand up show in PHX. Incredible 👏

[@kakonthebed]

As a South African im deliriously happy that we have a weird morning routine influencer to call our own

[@D1gitallyalive]

4:54 the same exact pose is great lmfao

[@Bakaj1989]

I learned from these guys to be myself and never to fall for these morning routine videos😂😂

[@TheMusicInMe43]

I feel like that first guy is heavily influenced by grind-culture and combined it with his faith. Like what he wants to get out of worshipping God is being an alpha male w a Lamborghini 😂

[@jacoboleary9076]

Grindr and praying are very similar, you're just trying to talk to someone who isn't going to respond.

[@Miss_Liz_]

Underrated comment 😂

[@jacoboleary9076]

@@Miss_Liz_ ;)

[@sarahshere789]

Boy defined with cod-thany and noel-thany

[@vibenic]

Lmfaooo sagittarius shawty mention was not expected and so good 😂

[@WapGeneius]

I was waiting for the "My EPIC morning poutine" joke never got it

[@roseghould]

Noel is so scared

[@miniroo612]

TMG? Tiny Meat Gang? More like The Ministry Group 😂😂

[@alexblazzer4516]

That's a south African man there

[@bruhbun]

Lol Sorry Cody, I don't think Noel understood your brilliance with the "POO-tine" jokes. But I want you to know that I and a few others understood it, laughed and appreciated them......like its pooping routine not the food lol I mean "Im a morning POO-tine guy" .....instant classic. 👏👏👏

[@yasaiaisa8363]

I don't think that was the joke, considering the fact that he's Canadian. Or maybe there were multiple layers to that joke, we'll never know

[@bruhbun]

@@yasaiaisa8363 😐😑😐

[@bruhbun]

@Yasai Aisa I had to come back to this reply. C'mon "Im a Morning POO-tine guy"!? Now Im not Canadaan but I doubt the Canadaan delicacy Poutine is usually eatin in the morning. Butt What I do know is how common it is for people all around this big beautiful world of ours, to take hot steamy dumps in the mornin, myself included. JS 😊

[@sambibambi5409]

@@bruhbun this reply changed my life. im gonna wistfully think about u and hold back tears everytime i sit on the toily

[@bruhbun]

@@sambibambi5409 ❤️❤️❤️

[@DJDownes100]

noel vaguely knowing the deal w space marines made me happy

[@griffinunderwood1570]

i’m religious and ik some people find it offensive when influencers talk about God or joke about God but the way cody and noel speak on religion is just so hilarious

[@AmadeonicolasMonzani]

I feel like the morning routine guys who wake up at 4 am need to do all that shit just to recover from not getting enough sleep

[@rot3053]

true, they do all those skin routines and take all those vitamins to hide the deep bags under their eyes 😆

[@magnusscot3781]

My EPIC morning poutine!!!

[@lifeiswonderful22]

Their brother was ostracized from their family because he was S* assaulted by the baby sitter and the family blamed him. Girl defined doesn't deserve redemption.

[@lilyschultz869]

WE,VE ALL SECRETLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS😮

[@purplehaze5607]

I bet Noel is a Marines Malevolent aficionado, and I will take no other factions as being even partially feasible

[@coffeemaybe]

I actually have a collegue who does the "routine", he is kind of new to religion, but he literally says prayers and stuff for a few hours in the morning. Every morning. Every day. And he is 23.

[@Supergraphic.ultramoderngirl]

I revisit this every few months. I had a really bad shroom trip and I found this video and it transformed the game like ive never seen it before. Thank you for making this video and thank you to everyone who speedruns crash. Maybe I’ll have the courage to attempt one day. I wonder if any female gamers are in the top 5. If not, being the first would be pretty damn cool lol.

[@faithkeyes7704]

Cody’s gonna become a California Jesus dad

[@json_bourne3812]

Do "morning routine" people realise they can wake up like 2+ hours later and still do the exact same routine?

[@finn4135]

They’re like “i wake up and get shot done before anyone else” yeah, but you still have to go to sleep earlier

[@abianne27]

My sister had this transition, but middle school > high school. She went to church at least 2 times a week, prayed every night, preached the Bible to all her friends, never used profanity, chose to be re-baptized, blah blah blah. Now she does coke (among other drugs) every weekend, doesn’t believe in god, slept around, and doesn’t really care about anyone anymore. Such a crazy transition 😂

[@ChazMan2007]

5:25 is golden

[@justacommenter]

I saw that video at the start but cut after he invited you to have fun and let go a little. It was uncanny and hilarious

[@hellobriii]

Tried skipping the ad but it was the video

[@coll4455]

MENTAL PRISON! That’s so accurate

[@hekmoglu90]

bruh internet becoming just random words

[@l0g4nn]

no way am i reading that title correctly?!

[@bruhbun]

Its so funny because I'm a recovering junkie/alcoholic but then I have these 2 coworker brothers that are insane bible huggers. Like one brother says he's never cursed, had sex, done drugs or drank, goes to church everyday and says "We dont Hate gay people, they're just going to burn in eternal hell fire damnation." Yet he looks like some bro with tribal arm tats (even though hes in his mid 20s) that should be fist pumping in some Florida club at 4am all coked out. And then the other brother curses, has a wife and kids, but is the same in every other way to his brother. And I always think, the instant they try drugs in any capacity they're done for. Like knowing someone that NEVER drinken or done any drugs whatsoever is just insane to me.

[@ssm5708]

You should stay in a muslim community for a while it’s gonna be interesting to you

[@natalied662]

why is it insane? some people just dont like the taste of it or they have been through childhood trauma due to alcohol and avoid it.....

[@bruhbun]

@natalie d It's insane because I've never met anyone that hasn't done any drugs or at the very least had a few beers. So, to a recovering junkie/alcoholic its very alien to me...

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Yeah, I've never tried drugs or alcohol because addictions run in my family. Just from how I get around sugar when I'm stressed, I already know how badly that'd go.

[@bruhbun]

@Eyes of the Cervino Thats good on you. Stay away for sure then

[@breathedaair4607]

When the guy said he wanted to spend time with his creator I legit thought that was a weird way of him saying he wanted to hang out with his mom

[@humancargo7285]

my morning routine is waking up as late as possible , cracking a beer , and going into town to deal with reality afternoon routine is more beer maybe a tv show or two night time routine refer to the previous two god bless america

[@brikshitter9973]

please complete that meme, i wil smile till the end of time

[@hockeyd171]

I could’ve sworn this was titled girl redefined

[@anohnymouss]

2:01 where's your hand bro

[@Quest_i.o.n]

I could NOT believe I'm seein you cover this channel again 😭

[@ascottcarter]

As someone who has always gone back and forth with my thoughts on religion (raised Christian in the South), I understand where Cody’s coming from. I also imagine having kids makes you question mortality, etc.

[@pedroduran2303]

Noel secret 40k fan confirmed? *illuminati noises*

[@ManCity-5Peat-Loading]

Lol, im a routine guy and this is hilarious. Im not religious, just trying to stay sober and get in really good shape. This made me laugh.

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

"routine guy" with that username and profile picture makes me nervous

[@connorperfett3097]

You don’t really make people convinced that they need to change if you resonate with them.

[@cordeliamondolo4670]

not the niche sagittarius shawty shout out lmaooooo

[@Hammyhamham-vb9dn]

Girl Redefined

[@hayleylamb1417]

SAGITTARIUS SHAWTY 😭 I love her

[@GhostXGrace]

watching this @ work it cannot wait

[@katherinenorthrup8640]

"Morning routine guy".... Don't you mean Dre Drexler?

[@muvhusiningimmbara]

The South African accent jumpscare

[@iaminconstantpain9524]

I knew I recognized that South African accent 😭😭😭

[@kote1287]

YES!!!!

[@stefan1998]

those guys are gonna be the ones who survive the zombie apocalypse tho

[@acenine8149]

Just reminded me how much I miss Thats Crine

[@project-c1x]

Noel is high af during this lmao

[@twenty99]

I didn’t know “not eating seed oils” was difficult or extra 😭

[@yukikanegawa7470]

Lots of chicken places use peanut oil so think of not eating fried chicken outside of your home.

[@twenty99]

@@yukikanegawa7470 I don’t it’s also not that hard

[@Alex-pq2fv]

@@yukikanegawa7470 but how are they gonna get chikfila then

[@magicvibrations5180]

When he talked about "spending time with his creator" I thought he meant his mom at first

[@bigboi5821]

Been waiting for this🔥🔥

[@Greengoblin2345]

3:50 no seed oil is actually really good for you lol you shouldn’t put basically motor oil in your body

[@bcc5701]

What engines do you run on oil from seeds homie?

[@django7762]

these influencer types say so many obvious things packaged in a ‘cool’ aesthetic. It’s not that deep bro . Just be a good person/normal n stop sourcing from ur insecurities 💀

[@urdeadha1234]

Need to re-visit that You. couple. like the ones who made smoothie bowls and literally moved in together after a month. like i need to know wherer they at now!!

[@erinbeitlich7310]

God, goals, growth and gains, G

[@douniabluesdiary]

i have been majorly clickbated and i dont even mind

[@kissykrab]

" ggg" ft cody's boogie

[@sanabakkoush]

i be poutine in the work in the morning

[@Sun.Shine-]

Amen brothers!

[@kaylant7097]

Watching this video after waking up at 12:15pm. Lol

[@smallbigbaby]

tmg = the morning guys

[@player6769]

Morning poutine guy is so fucking funny

[@AidanXavier1]

He's not making videos about why his lifestyle is better as advice for people. He's making those videos as validation for himself and the people like him. It's unconvincing because it's only meant to convince already like-minded people to trust him and buy whatever products he peddles

[@cowboypuppy]

omg the comeback of Sagittarius shawty, i never thought id see the day

[@tylerweatherly2091]

I feel like Cody has matured alot and has more actual interesting thoughts and insight and doesnt care to just say something else is dumb now. But Noel has not. I didnt really like how he said that "bettering yourself everyday is a prison," or if you want to do that maybe your parents called you a loser. Infact I feel like Cody has been a big inspiration to me, how humble he is and how him and Kelsey have matured. and Cody is into the improvement stuff him self, Cody Trains. idk. i just didnt really find this one funny either.

[@annajane7860]

bestie it aint that deep. this is a 10 minute clip of them joking around lmao. did you miss the part where cody was just making "poo-tine" jokes lol

[@jahnaviraman5411]

the girl defined video being right after this is so funny

[@blksundayy]

Cody: “It’s probably gonna happen.” Noel: “GOD?!!” Lmao me anytime someone mentions religion

[@Tomcvt.7]

I think the whole morning routine guy came from Christian bale in American psycho.

[@sofieeewashere_]

I just wanna be a christian without seeing these reels... 🤣🤣 I DONT WANNA WAKE UP AT 5AM

[@Puntgreen]

That morning breath 😂

[@codykoschode5478]

The God to Molly pipeline is 50% (at least)of the kids I went to high school with in Florida

[@Xumal]

Maybe im tweaking but Noel referencing Warhammer made me go rabbid

[@jwesterbeke]

Noel lookin like a bitmoji fr

[@malahape]

not all south africans are like timon, i promise

[@AA-wm2ty]

Lol I don’t agree with any of what they say, but I’m happy they are back with content together