Girl Rejects Nice Guy and Regrets It

[@Wegboe]

I like how Charlie just gives in and starts bullying the children

[@hewhobattles8869]

Good. Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

[@stevenlafever955]

@@hewhobattles8869 but its not the way of the jedi

[@bitbot9834]

@@stevenlafever955 come to the dark side let's beat the shit out of kids

[@stevenlafever955]

@@bitbot9834 beating the shit out of kids is nice but, what about peting a cat, dog, lizard, etc. We have those over here

[@shiannafoxx]

As he should

[@djminibelly4427]

I love how every teacher doesn't stop kids from laughing at other students.

[@bugglemagnum6213]

she literally agreed with them to her face

[@soop5467]

dhar mann is getting too real

[@ClovenOnes]

One of the few realistic things from dharr mann

[@viktorbirkeland6520]

Yeah I mean I've never experienced that, but honestly, would be pretty cool if we had help from the teacher in bullying the weird kid, think it would really better the situation and help everyone!

[@dhawkeye4439]

Very realistic

[@ginjabiccie936]

The day I have a existential crisis is when a Dhar Man character doesn't regret something they do.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@IngvarMar]

"A guy doesn't regret what he did. Lives to regret it"

[@y2kwtfm]

But what about their spouse teaching them an important lesson?

[@kennethwise4678]

or if its not shocking

[@Delotdt]

Love the sarcasm the day I have existential crisis making it so serious haha....

[@bobbybingo4506]

for an April fools joke, they should title the video: "Gold digger finds the perfect target. Ending is shocking." and it ends up being a literal gold digger finding a good spot to mine for gold.

[@LqwAbidingCitizen]

that would be actually hilarious

[@kgamesnyc]

when the dhar mann title is literal

[@Cunny_Lord]

When the Dhar Man actually has humor

[@mageflame7477]

then he dies of electrocution in a fatal workplace accident.

[@rickstube5299]

If dhar mann actually had the sense of humor to do that, that would be cool...

[@cuprianlycoris]

Guy: wears glasses Every 13 year old in a 200 mile radius: That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

[@ArtistDinoLeaf]

I'm 13,and I don't think like that...

[@weemankian2619]

@@ArtistDinoLeaf Yeah so am I and even I knew that was a J O K E

[@DanSmith-bl2ce]

@@ArtistDinoLeaf ok lol

[@derpyhyena1358]

I feel personally attacked

[@crsece5463]

Relatable

[@serenacelestine]

90% of these lessons are someone making fun of someone until they realise they’re rich and/or famous and then saying “damn, I’m sorry for being mean to you, I didn’t realise you were actually a MILLIONAIRE. Now I respect you.”

[@suezuccati304]

"Respect everyone because they might become rich"

[@UrPPhard]

@@suezuccati304 "just maybe"

[@thapoint09]

they got the vapors

[@Coolguy-or8ex]

Not all only a few

[@gregorymirabella1423]

nah, half of them are broke.

[@byronichero2213]

I like how it always says “INSTANTLY REGRETS IT” but most of them aren’t instantly at all. It’s always something like “3 months later he gets behind on his bills” or something like that and then they learn to regret whatever they did

[@vshatriya5254]

You're gonna regret what you did, come back three months and apologize.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

And half the time they hardly ever "regret it" The antagonist of the video will half of the time just get punished but still walk away having learned nothing at all and sometimes still think they're in the right. Like there was a video where a dyslexic girl was bullied and then ended up winning the spelling bee. The girl who bullied her was like "HOW DID I LOSE TO A DYSLEXIC GIRL?!?" and ended up taking away literally nothing except that the girl must have cheated. They don't regret anything, they just get salty.

[@kaytosu9972]

It's instant because they edit out the 3 months

[@cool_piglet]

“INSTANTLY REGRETS IT” - it is for those who watched it

[@gunsandroses896]

You now instantly regret making this comment.

[@Xellzy]

"Sometimes you get to see people having sex in the bus, for free." I'm literally dying lmao

[@DearAuni]

I legit woke up my brother lmfao

[@shaunarthur5111]

Why not, why can't you recognize the same sex love?

[@maomaomi5434]

Better yet, you yourself can have s- x on the bus for free

[@fauxborisvv4]

Bro that’s why I’m going to on bus

[@RealTalkAlexV]

One of the many perks of public transportation

[@crathion4960]

I was hoping the mom would say “If you won’t be a part of my hard times, you can’t be a part of my success.”

[@mininubs5021]

I was hoping she would say "Sorry, honey! No free clout."

[@OmniscientWarrior]

a part* "A part" and "apart" mean the opposite of each other.

[@bigyoshi5092]

@@pilgrimsprogress3237 your 40 and you play tf2? That’s awesome

[@KingKRool91]

@@bigyoshi5092 you're* Good day.

[@crathion4960]

@@OmniscientWarrior my bad sorry

[@mynickisnick8270]

*guy puts on glasses* Everyone in a 10-mile-radius: "Haha look at this genetically inferior being"

[@agentdiamond9211]

Glasses are cool

[@boatman783]

ez fix just get contacts

[@marvtan8209]

I guess you could say he put his "grasses" on.

[@-huracan-8444]

@@marvtan8209 Nothing will be wong...

[@chrisdrenegade1437]

No wonder why no one suspected Clark Kent was Superman

[@chaldoproductions613]

Critikal is literally the friend who doesn’t stop talking during a movie and you keep telling them to shut up while dying laughing and they just keep going with their on going banter.

[@entity_meme8423]

I'm angry but I do indeed agree

[@Givemeanamebruh]

So true.

[@ajkcool]

Gee, if only there was a place to watch the video without his commentary...

[@lexsombersunrise]

It's free to watch the originals, my guy. I don't know why you'd want to, since that's the point of making fun of them, but you do you.

[@lostliberty9913]

@@ajkcool Ye but at that point your unironically watching Dharr Man

[@nedgregory2094]

Fully expected the tik tok mom to come in like: “sorry daughter, but I need to start living for myself. I can’t have someone like you, weighing me down. You also have to leave the house and sleep in the car”

[@danielmaster8776]

That would have been following the classic Dhar Man equation, but he threw us for a loop this time!

[@RealTalkAlexV]

Also I’m starting an onlyfans so you might get made fun of for mommy being naked on the internet 🤷‍♂️

[@brickabang]

The lunch person: Sorry Link, I can’t give credit. Come back when you’re a little mmmmm, richer.

[@zachdex7148]

that's brilliant

[@maritzaza]

lmaoo

[@potatolord5520]

Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it, it’s yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.

[@Dragoon45]

brilliant

[@theInaro]

@@Dragoon45yo its dragoon, my boy

[@motheuser]

"it would be embarrasing to be friends with someone eating a sandwich" LMFAO

[@antonischatz.2133]

"You are now enemies with *everyone on Planet Earth* " AND "Everyone hated that"

[@emydemi7778]

Yeah bro, you aint eating lunchables every day then you aint worth my time lol

[@thecursedcometh5499]

@@emydemi7778 that gourmet shit

[@emydemi7778]

@@thecursedcometh5499 indeed it is

[@loganstewart3369]

Imagine not bringing your french gormet dish to school sheesh

[@codinginflow]

tbh the little girl plays being sad really well

[@rayanhasfallen9066]

Ok

[@bubblegumcashyt878]

Why are u here

[@codinginflow]

@@bubblegumcashyt878 I could ask you the same

[@harlow8979]

yo so they have good actors, just bad writing.

[@KFP_Fanboy]

I am the next big KZbinr, I will take over every channel.

[@edviza1935]

In the dhar mann universe you’re either a flawless person who never does anything wrong, or emperor palpatine

[@Door227]

Palpating is he lost his force powers and resorted to being the steorytipical bully shoving people in lockers and taking their lunch money

[@Jakeyosaurus]

"SO YOU SEE"

[@gehrigjohnson3410]

Yooo

[@alfalfaanand6113]

*Flashback intensifies*

[@unbleed1337]

eedeeddeed

[@JediMasterBaiter]

All blind viewers: 🕶️

[@RumblingStarter]

YOOOO WASSUP JAKEYOSAURUS

[@jamesgray759]

Girl: Rejects nice guy Dhar man: "How many times am I gonna have to teach you this lesson?"

[@KarlSnarks]

Lesson: always date nice guys because they're rich. ;P

[@jamesgray759]

@@KarlSnarks Yeah, but don't date them cause they're rich tho.

[@buddinglearner7085]

hahahah

[@paulgotik]

@@KarlSnarks yeah they allways end up with rich guys anyway

[@devonetn8176]

Plot twist she’s lesbian

[@dez7870]

I love how the black girl that was just getting bullied for having to take the bus is now a popular girl roasting her mother for making tik toks

[@brendonstephen1246]

Either you die a hero or live long enough to become the villain

[@fungo6631]

What? Where I live it's normal to go to school by bus. Nothing strange. Even those from more well off families go on the bus.

[@diartgallapeni1421]

@@fungo6631 the dhar man universe is weird innit'

[@fungo6631]

@@diartgallapeni1421 It sure is. People with money also get bullied, and it's not by extortion.

[@peskypigeonx]

Remember kids, buses are cool

[@ChuckTaylor1993]

“What happens next is shocking. It always is.” I love Charlie, holy shit.

[@MidaGames_]

Basically every Dhar Mann stories: Nerd becomes multi-millionaire and the bully who bullied them is poor and ask for a job in the agency that the nerd runs and gets accepted because grudge is always forgettable

[@NAME-yg8sl]

Which might I add isn't always true. Sometimes the bully's turn out successful and the nerds turn out to nothing.

[@BatCostumeGuy]

Batman

[@charliecoke7396]

@@NAME-yg8sl The best part of growing up is seeing the people who defined themselves by one thing (including intellect) crash and burn because turns out even if you're really smart if you're a dick people don't like you or want to work with you. EDIT: Oh cool, some "intellectuals" found my comment

[@humanman2358]

@@charliecoke7396 batman

[@baizuo_6246]

@@charliecoke7396 that’s why so many successful people are so nice and never act like dicks.......... wait

[@BrimstoneAquatics]

"Who can answer this problem" Charlie: "no one. Shut up. I wanna go home"

[@decibels552]

If that’s not every student in every class something is very wrong

[@BatCostumeGuy]

Batman

[@BatCostumeGuy]

@@decibels552 Batman

[@nielk.]

@@BatCostumeGuy namtab how u doing

[@natasrules]

@@BatCostumeGuy robin is better

[@RunnJake]

What twisted reality does dhar mann live in where he thinks pre teens are genuinely bullying each other over wearing glasses

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

I mean, everyone at school seemed to like Leon expect for the other kid with glasses. Why would they turn into full on “uncreative-naming bully mode” when they see Leon wearing glasses for one second?

[@Meganstaek]

I was bullied for wearing glasses... in, like, kindergarten lmao

[@Astro_Guy_1]

Especially considering that literally almost half of Humanity is shortsighted right now. In our class of 24 we had 10 who wore glasses. Maybe in the 90s. But today you don't get bullied for Glasses anymore. They actually became a fashion symbol recently.

[@broad603]

That's like columbine era shit, no kid would do that nowadays

[@MashZ]

I got lucky. By the time I was 10, glasses became a trendy accessory

[@johnnyappleseed7766]

“It would be embarrassing to be friends with someone eating a sandwich. I could never.” Made me laugh harder than any stand up comic could ever

[@mrsboombastic8055]

I like how the teachers in these scenarios just never seem to care about the kids that are getting ridiculed and bullied in front of them, and just stare aimlessly

[@env0x]

They know the kids deserve to be bullied for being unpopular

[@RDR2clips1899]

@@env0x I feel like the more popular you are the more bullies you get due to many people knowing you. It makes sense

[@ltb1345]

Real life be like:

[@vankyer758]

@@RDR2clips1899 do you know the difference between famous and infamous? Probably not.

[@Squishito]

To be fair that's what they all did when I was in school, hell most of them used to blame the kids getting bullied for being "easy targets". Some even laughed along with them. One particularly lazy and shitty teacher wrote on my friends report card that he was too easily bullied because he used to stand up for me and my other friend when the other kids used to throw stuff and shit all over us in front of everyone. School was fuckin wack lol, teachers can all fuck off and die.

[@calebs.7979]

Teacher-“who can answer this problem?” Charlie-“no one, shut up, I wanna go home” That just about sums up my entire school experience.

[@calebs.7979]

@rodriboi nice

[@alinapaasz1841]

💛 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gWiwnaeYhbGWerM...

[@Im.Smaher]

@@pilgrimsprogress3237 Can it, predator

[@BatCostumeGuy]

@@pilgrimsprogress3237 I'm Batman, what am I doing here?

[@humanman2358]

@@BatCostumeGuy meow

[@ConnorPugs]

I miss tank top Charlie 😔

[@powerpanda6446]

Panda does too

[@sugardaddyshane3722]

Rip

[@chineseman5866]

@@powerpanda6446 shut up panda

[@vxtalityone8131]

me too :(

[@CHarper19]

*Always has been*

[@universalspaceexpeditioner8259]

6:26 Student Breaks Nerd's Eye Glasses, What happens next is Shocking: It's actually revealed that the Nerd was a using the glasses as screens to watch hentai all day long, but the ''Bully'' was a man of faith that helped his neighbor and showed him the way of Purity and removed his glasses-screens. They then started both going to the Church together and became really good friends.

[@ObamaMpreg]

Enemies to lovers

[@account-pending-deletion]

When she handed the homeless girl the gasoline, I deadass thought she was gonna say "take this, light yourself on fire"

[@callsignkojak6345]

She just pulled that gas out of her ass too, nobody walks around with a random gas tank.

[@RGInquisitor]

@@callsignkojak6345 They don't? Ah hehehe yes... no sane person has a random gas can ready at all times... yes. Definitely not me either! I'm normal!

[@xKenis]

There should be a holiday where Charlie binge-watches Dhar Mann for an entire day

[@sugardaddyshane3722]

There is

[@sugardaddyshane3722]

@@gassedup2445 no

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@emmanuelrodz322]

he's watched most vids by now

[@elijahcarrillo2358]

subathon?

[@dumbfoundedkiryu9468]

"You gave him a promotion because he's a man" "Pfffft of course not, because he's white!'

[@nishantbhaskar7685]

Why did this make me laugh so much?

[@nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer]

@@nishantbhaskar7685 Question we'll never know the answer to

[@fakename779]

What is the joke here

[@nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer]

@@fakename779 Explaining the joke is 100x more funny. In the video, the girl said the guy received a promotion because he's Male, but this guy made the manager say it's because he's white (the woman was black.) It's 100x more funny, right?

[@pokochoco5931]

@@nyquil-addictandcoffee-enjoyer LMFAO, joking you Twitter user, not funny 😡💢

[@tloxs4262]

3:59 “it’s not that bad, sometimes you get see people having sex… for free” I love his fucking humor

[@roastedficus6227]

When the teacher brought gasoline, I thought she wanted them to bathe in that lmfao.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

😂

[@ltb1345]

Same.

[@CaptainXanax]

Here, wash up with this because really you couldn't possibly smell any worse.

[@Legion849]

Now wouldn't that be surprising

[@peccyweccy]

just gotta get a lighter

[@silverhawk8699]

Awww how sweet, the daughter wants to spend time with mom after insulting her multiple times and only after she becomes Tik Tok famous, now that's real family love right there😭😥🙏👏✋❤

[@radexyz-fx8ix]

Ikr

[@humanman2358]

The wings of Freedom

[@Emperordmb]

@@humanman2358 If we kill all our enemies over there... will we finally be free?

[@T.r.a.i.n]

Creepy and weird fact: it takes 375 men to make a sword that weighs 1.5 kg And I'm not accounting to the time it takes to get that iron

[@kahaanparikh1013]

@@T.r.a.i.n the fuck that matters why is everybody spewing random shit?

[@charliepotts2103]

That girl went from streaming with sniperwolf to being homeless. That's pretty rough

[@TheRealBebop420]

These Dhar Mann sketches are getting more and more realistic

[@kermit_dreams7527]

*that's rough buddy*

[@SpideyfanX]

I mean with how she uses that controller, I guess it was inevitable

[@callsignkojak6345]

Actually it's pretty accurate

[@maanit5065]

@@TheRealBebop420 lmfao

[@GH8two]

“It would be embarrassing to be friends with someone eating a sandwich... I could never”

[@reikun86]

It was the pizza burrito or bust.

[@shadowyyCFH]

“My teacher said I smelled bad.. and I needed to take a shower..” - Samantha’s suicide note

[@rodrigomanarte6533]

Bro😂😂😂😂

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

these scripts have the quality of the comeback scenarios I make up during shower

[@calexxelac2457]

“It would be embarrassing to be friends with someone who’s eating a sandwich” had me dying for some reason 😂

[@unravelmysoul1598]

Same lol

[@reikun86]

I did think it was weird that it looked like an open-face peanut butter sandwich.

[@MrMatsudi]

The public transportation shaming one was hilarious to me because in Britain literally everyone takes the bus to school. At least the majority anyway. It's pretty much part of the experience of going to high school (or secondary school as we called it here) like you're more likely to be made fun of if you were driven to school, because it implied you weren't mature enough to come by yourself and your mommy and daddy had to take care of you still.

[@anawesomedoc469]

Also to me a american cause it's seems petty and insignificant

[@hiimme12345]

Lmao, even in America most kids use the school bus. This shit just cringe sand hilarious lmfao

[@jacksonlarson6099]

I don't know the numbers, of course, but I would think at least half (it not the majority) of students in the US also take the bus. It seems Dharguy lives in some terrifying alternate reality where everyone is unbelievably cruel and the only two social classes are Tesla drivers and homeless people. I wouldn't be surprised if he grew up in an extremely wealthy family and never actually faced real adversity, since it seems his idea of reality is based off of old movies and shows.

[@MrMatsudi]

It's nice to know that particular skit was ridiculous regardless of nation lol.

[@tacobanana6538]

@@jacksonlarson6099 I'd say it's probably half but where I was from most used car since the bus was slower and having to deal with things like the cold and such were awful. Idk if that many people take the bus, but I'd expect that most do.

[@cryoboy]

All of these "inspirational" stories in the US be like "Lil Timmy sold lemonade to save up money to stop the orphan grinder for 24 hours

[@FilmBucket]

orphan grinder??

[@johnathantest469]

@@FilmBucket prettt self explanatory

[@OrangeJuiceDripping]

LOL

[@_h0t_ch0colate_]

ACCURATE AF

[@BlaBla-pf7bz]

@@FilmBucket its from a tweet thats along these lines. the thread goes like this: Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. And then, when you ask why the orphan-crushing machine even exists, americans act bewildered that the large hydraulic device with a chute labelled INSERT ORPHANS HERE could be mistaken for an orphan-crushing machine "you put orphans in, as the label suggests. It crushes them. It's even named the Orphanhammer 2000." Only if you're foolish enough to put orphans in it, the american responds. And if you ask why they, knowing this, continue to put orphans into the orphan-crushing machine, the american will be baffled at the idea that you wouldn't use an orphan-crushing machine. "It's right there. Would be a waste if you didn't use it."

[@henryravolan9321]

I love how Charlie just is the voice of reason in a sea of cringy film making.

[@Reverse_Goat]

Where wearing glasses, wearing poor clothes and driving a old car will make anyone bully u and then they become rich.

[@soggyman]

KZbin comment bully calls dhar mann videos cringy... ...what happens next will shock you

[@SonofSparda3469]

@@soggyman 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@ArcaellusV427]

@@soggyman LMFAO

[@thatguy3000]

@@soggyman They had us in the first half ngl.

[@jeffyman780]

I love how they just have tickets that say "pay it forward" in their pockets.

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@IngvarMar]

You don't?

[@jeffyman780]

@@IngvarMar i ran out after paying a couple hundred kids lunches

[@xuehuapiaopiaobeifengxiaox7078]

@@jeffyman780 don't worry. Someone will pay it forward and help you out.

[@jeffyman780]

@@pilgrimsprogress3237 idk man

[@turtuzen9582]

I love how every teacher in these bully situations where they witness a kid getting dumped on is like they don't even care lol, like they just stand there and let it happen like it's not something to worry about

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

Yeah like points to Dharr Man for unintentional realism lmfao

[@bbyblu7577]

Just like real life lol

[@humanman2358]

Teachers in a nutshell. I can prove it by my experience

[@adrianpulido8705]

😂yea real bullies acting stfu soft ass fruit

[@oofedultra]

realistic

[@breezyunc4545]

Poor girl: *Starts cleaning herself with baby wipes* Charlie: *Starts breaking out in laughter*

[@yoshiknight3680]

I like how Charlie doesn't even the title's sentence, because everyone knows what comes after "regrets". Edit: Guess the title wasn't a joke

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@duckonquack6404]

@@ggez1505 Imagine self promoting couldn't be me.

[@ethanfuego9648]

Had a stroke reading that

[@kirbanos9866]

@@duckonquack6404 Imagine self promoting?, could be me, kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpqViXyhbrKJZsU . Oh wait, that's not even me

[@666Kaca]

@@ethanfuego9648 Same. I hate when people leave out verbs. "i like how charlie doesnt even the titles sentence", doesnt even what?

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

Who's watching those videos unironically? 4 million views is kinda nuts given the content is tripe

[@iprobablymacro]

Ofc ofc

[@BatCostumeGuy]

Batman doesn't like dhar mann videos.

[@ghostlysorrow8682]

Facebook moms

[@womp47]

@@ghostlysorrow8682 children of facebook moms

[@miguelhuerta4126]

@@BatCostumeGuy I like how you have Batfleck as your profile picture. He's pretty cool.

[@gingycat2395]

“It would be embarrassing being friends with someone eating a sandwich”

[@Bagel920]

Imagine eating a sandwich, in public. That’s just asking to be made fun of.

[@gingycat2395]

@@Bagel920 exactly my man

[@minicrewmate4929]

@@Bagel920 whenever I see someone eat a sandwich I slap it out their hand and then I instantly regret it

[@JesusHernandez-tu6gc]

@@Bagel920 me too buddy me too😔

[@ashfox7498]

Poor child, with the kindness of Jesus Christ himself: "I have to eat an apple for lunch because my family is poor" Mean child: "You eat fruit? You're so poor! That's so awful" Mean child's friends the next day: "You couldn't afford unicorn steaks? We can't be friends anymore with someone like you" Poor child, with the kindness of Jesus Christ: "My dad won the lottery, would you like me to buy you a unicorn steak? I know what it's like to be shamed for the food you eat."

[@InfiniteAssassin]

6:24 “Who can answer this question?” “No one, shut up! I wanna go home.”

[@オア-v7u]

I hate how many times they say “you see”, it just makes me feel my rage boiling for no reason

[@dhruvavikas1632]

You see years ago i was chinese now im a naturalised japanese so you see

[@Darthwaffler]

You see, they just wanna make sure you're paying attention to the oh-so-valuable life lesson.

[@tunok3874]

Same

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Bully: *breaks nerd's glasses* Dhar Mann: You see... Nerd: No I fucking can't, he broke my glasses

[@tunok3874]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 lmao

[@woodenswordboy9676]

“It would be embarrassing to be friends with someone eating a sandwich” ~ Charlie 2021

[@majestikmse8862]

Let's be real, no one is made fun of for glasses anymore, I don't know what Mr. Mann is on. But even then, it'd be hard not to chuckle a bit when those kids' frames were taking up half of their faces.

[@CJ-be2cu]

i kinda laughed at the kid with the humongous glasses, but otherwise i agree

[@TheRealMr.Castillo]

@@CJ-be2cu gasp

[@Hadarouken]

Yeah in my school so many people had glasses that it seemed normal.

[@gorb9944]

I just always hated wearing them because somehow they make me look extremely ugly with em on lmao idk how glasses completely changed my appearance like that but on some other people there's no difference

[@cannibalisticpotato8685]

Yea, most people wear contacts now these days.

[@unusedchannelgotomyaboutpa2007]

"Sorry, I'm poor. Calm down." this man is a genius

[@pisspot69]

'No one shut up I wanna go home' schools have been awfully quiet after that.

[@DumbyDan]

I get so excited when I see the word regret in the title

[@gassedup2445]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zp3IfIiPZaiAnbc

[@sugardaddyshane3722]

We all do

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@IngvarMar]

"DumbyDan got excited seeing "regret" in the title. Lives to regret it"

[@senseinuuh]

As do we all...

[@meghmodi6316]

That samantha character is hired only to get bullied... first from her mother, then her foster mother, then at school, and now again at school by the same boy... Dhar mann is cruel ngl...

[@AdoboSoGuud]

He really is

[@spigone2455]

Dhar Man feels like something an AI would create after watching hours of feel-good sport movies

[@ORGANISM44]

My sister's teacher told her she smelled bad too when we were in elementary school, we were really poor and our water and electricity would get shut off all the time. We still talk shit about that teacher to this day.

[@ReginaCæliLætare]

With a mindset like that no wonder you're poor

[@ORGANISM44]

@@ReginaCæliLætare what do you mean?

[@ORGANISM44]

@@ReginaCæliLætare bro we were literally children, how were we supposed to not be poor lmao

[@ReginaCæliLætare]

@@ORGANISM44 I mean that you're probably unaware that she was unaware of why you were smelly. And you holding on to that instead of forgiving isn't a growth mindset

[@nhksam9203]

@@ReginaCæliLætare they were children bro, they couldn't control their wealth lol

[@powerpanda6446]

Girl rejects nice guy and regret it Every nice guys: "Our time has come"

[@anapple1220]

Hi panda!

[@KingseekerFrampt]

Sup Panda

[@Dust3290]

"Nice" guys you mean.

[@matthewnorden938]

Panda pog

[@sugardaddyshane3722]

Ma lady

[@zeal.512]

"Hey good news we have 0 dollars" caught me off guard. Just spilled half a cup of water on myself 😂😂😂

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@techstorezombie9316]

I've had teachers like that one, they should be fired for talking to students like that in any capacity.

[@reikun86]

"But..." "None of your excuses!" "Uh..." "That's enough!" Poor girl couldn't get a word in at all.

[@gigachad1737]

I’m glad we are back to our favorite anime

[@9_1.1]

Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and overpopulation

[@powerpanda6446]

Panda agrees!!

[@dorian4191]

Yes

[@sugardaddyshane3722]

Hell yeah

[@Okmanperson]

It's Giga Chad and I forgot what else

[@hazwanizudin3323]

Leon: **use his glasses** Everybody: Leon “THE LOSER” Disney: *Relatable*

[@sauce9401]

Every bullied kid in those short films: first time?

[@hazwanizudin3323]

@@sauce9401 yeah,𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲?

[@okeneium8713]

Child: Gets bullied in class. Teacher: Settle down, settle down class.

[@MiniMkunaYT]

Smelly sam got enemies all around her

[@juggernogsoda3464]

That’s probably the most realistic thing in dhar man videos

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

@@juggernogsoda3464 You are absolutely right!

[@chokonnit7337]

el psy congroo

[@gmurphy7336]

7:58 “We’re fucking boys in here!”

[@desmondkaczynski8190]

Ik!!!! I heard that idk why no one else acknowledged it 😭

[@Fallen_Bridges]

Kid forgets to watch penguinz0 after school, lives to regret it The story of my life

[@soulreaverable]

You see...

[@Blackknight0981]

I think Charlie unironically watches the glory of Dhar Mann in his free time now

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@pieceoftrash184]

@@ggez1505 shut up

[@joshlacayo2286]

All dhar manns stories are just experiences from his previeus lives and he is nice enough to bestowe upon us his wisdom What a hero.

[@cablekar]

Every lesson he has ever learned

[@ltb1345]

He's Cain.😳

[@joshlacayo2286]

@@ltb1345 ima be honest idk who cain is

[@v.kanimations6640]

He’s Ozpin

[@starrysouI]

“You never really go downhill with the boys” -Charlie I need that on a t-shirt

[@crunchwrapsupreme3523]

“Smelly Samatha” wtf happened to her Esport career from the last video

[@mountaindewgamerfuel3130]

She didn’t get a org and became homeless

[@rafaelbordoni516]

They only watched her because of sssniperwolf, when they stopped colabing her views went to shit.

[@jetxvi9768]

She did drugs I think

[@senseinuuh]

@@rafaelbordoni516 seems about right, see ya

[@TheCrazyparrot8]

Konami sued her.

[@b0yw0nd3r]

3:40 that teacher gave them gas like :" here, set yourself ablaze you stinky poor muggles "

[@zarky3798]

Nice one

[@lyrqk5829]

I thought Charlie was gonna joke about that; "Here's some gas, to shower with. You'll smell real good after this"

[@Yjay-vl8pf]

This mans commentary never fails to make me laugh

[@thomaskaram1310]

I love how that student just physically destroyed his property and got zero repercussions. So realistic way to go Dhar Mann

[@lordd3stoyer324]

"Man rejects monke, later regret it while burning in the holy flames"

[@loganstewart3369]

"Your to old to being doing tik toks" The human race is to old to be doing tik toks

[@KarlaTheMichelle]

periodddddd

[@KarlaTheMichelle]

i still like em tho 😭

[@gdadder]

Tik tok isn’t actually bad lmao what is this boomer stigma. There’s super funny content creators on there, it’s literally just like KZbin where there’s shit and there’s gold or literally ANY streaming service.

[@feloxyz8449]

@@gdadder youtube is 50/50 there is bad and good but tik tok is more like 10/90 10 good 90 bad

[@crsece5463]

@@feloxyz8449 for tiktok it's like finding gold in a dumpster

[@xach2]

Dhar Mann should have an episode where Charlie consoles a short guy that gets rejected by a tall girl

[@Dmartinez117]

“Don’t feel bad, I’m 5’6” and I’ve been in the Hunger Games”

[@ltb1345]

@@Dmartinez117 "AND I hold the world record for Mr Krabs overdoses on ketamine speedruns."

[@optimusprime3340]

school bully bullies a short kid, instantly regrets it spoiler alert: he becomes an actor i the future

[@eriv1974]

8:17 The boss: *"I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN"*

[@okuyashoe_official]

“I want pictures of Spider-Man’s feet!”

[@fungo6631]

I never understood how someone wearing glasses was funnier than any other person. In my school nobody laughed at anyone for that.

[@jeffsterc1657]

Infact i am straight af guy but i would be a simp for a girl/guy who wears glasses

[@RJLiams]

It's just more about kids finding any reason to hamulate someone.

[@adrianescartin6349]

Its crazy to see how far psycho mantis has fallen since her last appearance in the Dhar Mann universe 😔

[@ggez1505]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q52ViKyLd7pqjrM ,

[@demonking86420]

I am saddened by how FOXHOUND is getting assimilated into the "girl gamers" sphere... The moment I see a "girl gamer" with either Liquid Snake or Revolver Ocelot as a gametag is when they play us like a damn fiddle

[@jarlboof]

@@demonking86420 why are we still here

[@ΠροκόπηςΠαυλόπουλος-γ4ξ]

She turned into a floating psychic wearing a gas mask

[@revolverocelot1380]

@@demonking86420 lol you're gonna hate me then.

[@Mason-rg4qu]

So diarrhea man is basically saying not to reject “nice people” humanity is officially fucked

[@BobBob-ru4bp]

Its "disappointed man" not diarrhea man

[@vriskaserket1120]

It has been since 2016

[@hewhobattles8869]

@@vriskaserket1120 Well that's a bit optimistic. I thought we were fucked since 2014

[@chokonnit7337]

i thought the message was to like a person for who they are rather than what they can do for you.

[@senseinuuh]

@@matterking1 but what is wrong with being nice :D

[@goodmorningsundaymorning4533]

You remind me of my close friend with your commentary watching this show 😂 He used to have me cracking up when we'd watch tv. He'd make the same kind of comments and you even look and sound like him. Sadly he passed away in 2022.

[@ldevanson7403]

8:04 "We're f*cking boys in here" Nothing wrong with that

[@Erik-bd6ll]

Bro? 🤨📸

[@dradamov]

I'll be honest, the broad dissing on Rich's Volkswagen, that was a low blow. German cars are very robust and reliable, and the dude portraying Richard was very genuine when he acted surprised as to what is wrong with good german sedan. Props to the guy!

[@zacharyhall689]

Hah I know people who have had terrible audis, bmw's, and volkswagens in my lifetime - they drive like a dream but from anecdotal evidence, I would not want to own one, let alone buy any money pit car. Idk, just my personal opinion, take it how you will, I'm not saying you're wrong in any way shape or form

[@TemporaryCult]

I owned a VW Jetta for a long period of time and that shit was solid. I would take that over some overhyped audi any day, even if i were wealthier.

[@valiumdemon]

ok just here to say they are not reliable. i work as a mechanic and they are the most problematic and most expensive cars to fix. japanese all the way if you only care about reliability. that is all, thank you.

[@noyaljose5186]

@@valiumdemon what makes them problematic to fix

[@amberslahlize7961]

You must not have a great verity of good cars to choose from if you think Volkswagen is robust and reliable.

[@OtsdarvaOS]

School lunches were the most traumatic. Kids would always forget to ask their parents for money before it was too late. Then the next day they would come in with a cheque. And it wouldn't clear until the next day, and they would still go without lunch and walk away crying. This type of stuff doesn't hit you on how fucked up it is until you think back on it or see it as an adult.

[@ghostlysorrow8682]

I would always give my food to friends who couldn't get lunches

[@OtsdarvaOS]

@@ghostlysorrow8682 :)

[@lamptowel]

@@ghostlysorrow8682 good lad

[@sangat4315]

@@ghostlysorrow8682 that's really nice mate, it would've been great if there were more kids like you at school

[@eturnelly]

Charlie: “There’s no such thing as a woman with a company” susan wojcicki: *so you have chose death?*

[@mykal2803]

I can not wait for the collaboration. "Charlie Rejects Dharman and Regrets".

[@Lordchron0s]

“IT’S CALLED A ‘MIDLIFE CRISIS’... JUST LET ME HAVE IT GOD DAMN IT!” 5:04

[@Lordchron0s]

@Михаил Криньков IT’S FUCKING FUNNY

[@safwatahmad7672]

Her: "what he has that I don't" Le Charlie: "It's called a penis" 🤣

[@UrPPhard]

"Le Charlie"? Are we in 2012?

[@safwatahmad7672]

@@UrPPhard Covid dragged us in the past. KZbin recommendation section takes us to Egyptian era of mummies

[@pcvrisepic]

@@safwatahmad7672 who care

[@ernadshadow]

@@pcvrisepic seems like you do as you replied to his comment

[@crsece5463]

@@pcvrisepic stfu

[@dollsandstuff5348]

"Some jobs require a suit, not a skirt" *Lady comes in to office the next day wearing a suit*

[@guntermufasa8647]

It seems like every dahr man video is either “nice guy takes a chads girl” or it’s “gamer girl can’t be a gamer because shes a girl”.

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

Mmm objectification

[@andrejmisev2386]

Charlie these videos got me threw a few months of depression and i wanted to thank you for that :D

[@shireenqasimm]

heyy, good for you!

[@spicytoast6890]

I love how unrealistic people act in Dhar mans videos. My man puts on some glasses and the entire class just dies laughing.

[@Miko_Hanamori]

When I watched the Tik Tok video, I was sad that the mom didn't say no as a way to let them learn a lesson

[@reikun86]

If they just ended it with "I'll think about it" and she walks away, I would've been happy.

[@julianratch2216]

Charlie saying, "we're fucking boys in here" sounds pretty bad out of context lmao

[@bobobsen]

I like how he typecasts every actor as the exact same character every time. Really keeps things fresh Dhar Mann.

[@jammytroosers5457]

Dhar Maan changed my outlook in life. I now take 1 shower instead of 2 every month!

[@ryanhasib408]

Ur a noob, I don’t even take showers

[@jammytroosers5457]

@@ryanhasib408 I see that you're a man of culture then!

[@spoofy5207]

Woah 12 showers a year? Seems like way too many to me

[@tacobanana6538]

@@ryanhasib408 m8, come speak to a true pro when you haven't even touched water since you were a sperm.

[@metaloopa6907]

You take showers?

[@CarHorn3]

Why are they making fun of people taking public transport? I've literally NEVER heard of that before. I'm very confused. Nearly everyone takes public transport where I'm from, and when we go into town to shop, nearly everyone takes the bus.

[@reikun86]

I got to ride VTA for free during college. It was nice.

[@CasualCat64]

@@reikun86 why use the smelly Gus when you can pull up in your brand new Lexus RX poor boy

[@arbaaztorgal689]

Public transport saves lot of money actually where I'm from. Owning an old car will cost 30x more.

[@C.RJ.L]

Yeah i take the bus

[@anaewnjpwguy]

VIEWS

[@yeeyee8270]

My school is like this, "all food is free, but if you have money, you have to pay for it"

[@BobBob-we3wr]

Good old taxes

[@enrique9495]

In my school if you didn't have money in your account they would give you a pb&j sandwich. They also threw all the left over food in the trash. Loved that logic 🤣🤣

[@ghostlysorrow8682]

The would give us 2 slices of bread and cheese.

[@ghostlysorrow8682]

Everyone else would get amazing food

[@enrique9495]

@@ghostlysorrow8682 Yea it sucked and I hated the fact that they just threw away a bunch of food instead of giving it to the kids that couldn't afford it.

[@bunnyrabi]

Honestly that's ok because American grade school lunches suck!! It's only when you get to college they realize what nutrition is. Lol

[@layca2611]

I’m genuinely confused on where the bullied for wearing glasses trope came from. I’ve never seen that shit happen in real life

[@stephenking1375]

I probably heard a four eyes joke when I was a kid but have no memory of it, I'm sure it was traumatizing lol

[@paulallen2680]

When I was in first grade, everyone laughed at me at me for wearing glasses.

[@loganstewart3369]

@@paulallen2680 well 1st grade dosnt count kids are stopid

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

@@loganstewart3369 eh it does, its not like it makes it any less bad for the kid getting laughed at just because its 1st grade. I imagine it's much harder for a 1st grader to deal with getting made fun of than a 7th grader too.

[@wolfmcqueen9153]

“I don’t see a single football in these drawings.” Seriously had me howling.