Never Ask If It's Her Time Of The Month

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@coldvyvora
@coldvyvora 10 ай бұрын
The way he fucking dissapeared from the couch 😂
@flyawaytodie
@flyawaytodie 10 ай бұрын
He didn't disappear *from* the couch. He became *part* of the couch.
@bertchintus4103
@bertchintus4103 10 ай бұрын
Ask her if she's pregnant next, I dare you
@pickledragonyt
@pickledragonyt 10 ай бұрын
If she's with her period, she can't be pregnant
@nickcarroll8565
@nickcarroll8565 10 ай бұрын
When she says yes make sure to say there’s no way it could be yours
@FratoiuAlex
@FratoiuAlex 10 ай бұрын
Only if your bored of breathing
@oxoboo
@oxoboo 10 ай бұрын
Update: She tied an anvil to my stomach and threw me in the river it's too late for me now
@MrBitenfeu
@MrBitenfeu 10 ай бұрын
I asked this question to a friend of mine once (as a real question, not a sexist thing) now I lost a friend
@LazarouDave
@LazarouDave 10 ай бұрын
"Ah, leave it in!" Wasn't expecting that 🤣
@JacobSantosDev
@JacobSantosDev 10 ай бұрын
It is why I love the channel. It would have been fine without it but they went the extra mile. They make us feel special.
@marcussmithereens-smithert5409
@marcussmithereens-smithert5409 10 ай бұрын
01:03 - "Baby, I'm an ally to women *across* the *globe* " was such a delightful line and perfect delivery 👌
@soulknight5330
@soulknight5330 7 ай бұрын
My boy has soiled every part of his pants
@HaliShores
@HaliShores 10 ай бұрын
It's funny how she used the exact quote of "Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die".
@realityhurtstoomuch8830
@realityhurtstoomuch8830 Ай бұрын
Mr Garrison!
@imeralvarez5
@imeralvarez5 Ай бұрын
I don't get it
@NoOne56488
@NoOne56488 17 күн бұрын
She isn't wrong. . .
@435.63
@435.63 10 ай бұрын
That pæk around the corner was golden.
@Cavemanner
@Cavemanner 10 ай бұрын
*pæk
@thescatologistcopromancer3936
@thescatologistcopromancer3936 10 ай бұрын
​@@Cavemannercongratulations
@plainlake
@plainlake 9 ай бұрын
It is the new and improved "ee" but gød on you for not bending to pær preßure. ​@Cavemanner
@DeaddMax
@DeaddMax 10 ай бұрын
"Leave it in." What a delivery of that sentance. :D
@andyhansen5905
@andyhansen5905 10 ай бұрын
“This? This is not Debra! This is the woman who shows up once a month to rip into me like a monkey on a cupcake!" -Ray Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
@ThePersmo
@ThePersmo 10 ай бұрын
I legit expected him to take the tampon out and for it to be red.
@sneezyfido
@sneezyfido 10 ай бұрын
I dare you to pause it right before it goes in
@commotiocordis1037
@commotiocordis1037 10 ай бұрын
@@sneezyfido I did and played back at 0.25x speed, nothing there, thanks for wasting everybody's time. You must be on the rag or something saying that.
@ron4tron
@ron4tron 7 ай бұрын
@@commotiocordis1037 Are you...? On your...? P-p-p-p... P-Plates...?
@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562
@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562 7 ай бұрын
That’s a tampon? It looks like a small corn on the cob
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 10 ай бұрын
That was probably the most normal and relatable video i haven seen on this channel but I still loved every second of it, y'all are great 😂
@DeltaTwoZero
@DeltaTwoZero 10 ай бұрын
How Connor survived for this long in life is a mystery to me.
@jonathanrimorin2494
@jonathanrimorin2494 10 ай бұрын
Welcome back Tamara! Congrats on the kid!
@nahnijotas3596
@nahnijotas3596 10 ай бұрын
Considering this is CrackerMilk, I expected this would end with someone's head rolling down the stairs or something.
@SlightlyStressedOatmeal
@SlightlyStressedOatmeal 10 ай бұрын
Maybe it did but the rolling read was out of frame
@Tuck-Shop
@Tuck-Shop 10 ай бұрын
I'm scaroused.
@XMan2001X
@XMan2001X 10 ай бұрын
Oh good it’s not just me
@GeezSus
@GeezSus 10 ай бұрын
@@XMan2001X it's all of us
@piciu256
@piciu256 10 ай бұрын
Man, why am I relieved that it's not me?
@Abu_Brandino
@Abu_Brandino 6 ай бұрын
I feel vindicated
@shucaibhussein1402
@shucaibhussein1402 10 ай бұрын
The way she could hear it across the room
@TeeDubzz
@TeeDubzz 10 ай бұрын
congrats on the baby!
@indrajitghosh4187
@indrajitghosh4187 10 ай бұрын
Bravo! A lot of lads need to see this.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 10 ай бұрын
Oh, that’s so nice of her to share one!
@mithilbhoras5951
@mithilbhoras5951 10 ай бұрын
I loved the opening "Gee, don't you just like... sports?" LOL
@theDoodofLove
@theDoodofLove 10 ай бұрын
Y’all are brilliant
@drakevick1646
@drakevick1646 10 ай бұрын
What an intro. “God, don’t you just love sport? It’s cool when they do… that…” 😂
@Sibzoti
@Sibzoti 10 ай бұрын
To the non regular viewers, this the most normal video on this channel
@alejandrobarck926
@alejandrobarck926 10 ай бұрын
I like this "Better call Elias" thing
@dontmesswiththeriddim2699
@dontmesswiththeriddim2699 10 ай бұрын
Cinematic masterpiece! Dialogues, lighting, editing, cinematography, and of course, the real-time evolution to learn camouflage is just mind-blowing! Vrabo Cracky!
@sirok_egolite
@sirok_egolite 10 ай бұрын
The scariest thing is that it is actually pretty accurate...like... Indeed accurate, I would say.
@DereliqueMahBAWLS
@DereliqueMahBAWLS 10 ай бұрын
If this is really accurate and relatable for you in a literal sense, I suggest you run for your god damn life
@hannesneutze1581
@hannesneutze1581 10 ай бұрын
​@@DereliqueMahBAWLS I assume they meant an accurate depiction of what it's like to be on a period, like the girl explains how it feels very well
@DereliqueMahBAWLS
@DereliqueMahBAWLS 10 ай бұрын
@@hannesneutze1581 ohhhh ok. Yeah, that makes much more sense 😂
@sirok_egolite
@sirok_egolite 10 ай бұрын
@@hannesneutze1581 your assumption is better than the truth. In fact, my girlfriend becomes really aggressive during her period, so I'm basically not allowed to make any jokes on her or she'll be very angry and upset. That is the worst part of the month..
@veaceslavgoncharov
@veaceslavgoncharov 10 ай бұрын
@@hannesneutze1581 tf are you talking about? I spoke about this with many girls, only few said it was hurtful. A lot of girls say that they feel some hurt when it starts, but after it, almost nothing, and it continues not for a week, but 3-4 days only. Also they told that girls who start behave themselves like b!tches, are just playing around, because this process doesn't affect them so much, and if the girl will do this sh!t, it is better to broke up with stupid ho.
@anhedonicauthor
@anhedonicauthor 10 ай бұрын
It was a rhetorical question, it doesn’t count!
@kinsmed
@kinsmed 10 ай бұрын
The most spellbinding women's plight since America Ferrara's Barbie speech.
@chanyubleda
@chanyubleda 10 ай бұрын
love her saying "connah"
@MrEgofreak
@MrEgofreak 2 ай бұрын
That delivery is golden!
@gentlefrug253
@gentlefrug253 10 ай бұрын
heyyy! Tamara is back!
@EugeneOneguine
@EugeneOneguine 9 ай бұрын
Isn't she the girl from the "jealous gf" memes ? Wtf is going on ?
@a64738
@a64738 10 ай бұрын
LOL that "leave it in" had me 🤣😂
@KamilHenri
@KamilHenri 10 ай бұрын
Well I guess he got the answer to his question, so MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
@dart_
@dart_ 10 ай бұрын
0:16 lmaooo genius
@ThePrinceofElPaso
@ThePrinceofElPaso 10 ай бұрын
Hey Tamara’s back!
@jander7567
@jander7567 10 ай бұрын
You should tell her to calm down, that always works 😂
@karyqyz
@karyqyz 4 ай бұрын
careful .someone will mistakenly believe you. Always hate when someone tells Calm down - Calm down means Shut up! I dont want to listen you, i am not intereted in your problem, I dont want to hear. etc etc. Better to agree for first five minutes or more, than to give some other variations of that thought and turn to opposite side of problem, and than to neutral one. that always works.
@eddiedixon1356
@eddiedixon1356 10 ай бұрын
Emmy award right here.
@UltimaMan
@UltimaMan 10 ай бұрын
I've literally just discovered this channel, and I can't stop laughing. Excellent content!
@zekecontreras77
@zekecontreras77 10 ай бұрын
Holy shit that ending had me cackling! Awesome video as always dudes!
@Justmethinaround
@Justmethinaround 10 ай бұрын
1:46 tell me that's not Jason Segel 🫦
@TinyFord1
@TinyFord1 10 ай бұрын
Yippie she’s back
@AniCator
@AniCator 10 ай бұрын
I literally didn't witness a conversation like this take place at a train station yesterday as I was passing by some people.
@GtaGuruYT
@GtaGuruYT 10 ай бұрын
"Leave it IN!" 😂
@thegreywanderer8427
@thegreywanderer8427 10 ай бұрын
This got so scary my phone automatically changed the page in the middle of the video. 😓
@bunman3033
@bunman3033 9 ай бұрын
Haha the leave it in at the end 😂😂😂
@UnofficialCyane
@UnofficialCyane 10 ай бұрын
Okay I'm pretty stoked to try drinking paint now, he looked way out there
@draelon
@draelon 10 ай бұрын
I love the duct tape tie. Now I have to go back and see if that's always been there....
@GregoryPellegrin
@GregoryPellegrin 10 ай бұрын
This is one of your best video ever
@Michael59197
@Michael59197 10 ай бұрын
A simple "yes" would suffice.
@Hurairathecat
@Hurairathecat 4 ай бұрын
The red spot light 😅
@oo4352
@oo4352 10 ай бұрын
that was frickin intense
@Irish381
@Irish381 10 ай бұрын
Connor has chosen death.
@photoangelov
@photoangelov 10 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote this, was clearly on their period.
@ramdomguy560
@ramdomguy560 Ай бұрын
Sounds like that's a yes to his question
@540VarialHunter
@540VarialHunter 10 ай бұрын
Drinking paint just tobring us the best outro possible... Man, I'm... I'm a t a loss for words... RESCEPT!
@CldBroccoli
@CldBroccoli 10 ай бұрын
What Conner meant to say is “Is it shark week?”
@dogacanizmirden7786
@dogacanizmirden7786 10 ай бұрын
Omg best timing for that video.
@victoriagrayson5082
@victoriagrayson5082 10 ай бұрын
*Never Ask if It's Her Time of the Month
@thomasace2547
@thomasace2547 10 ай бұрын
One thing I learned as a bloke Women know they can be irrationally crazy, and they will never apologise for it
@mrmastergrimmbo
@mrmastergrimmbo 10 ай бұрын
I mean being mad about someone pissing on the floor and having to bleed for a week doesn’t seem irrational
@andrewyesin4765
@andrewyesin4765 10 ай бұрын
​@@mrmastergrimmbo jeez what are you on your period
@TheHuffmanator
@TheHuffmanator 10 ай бұрын
​@@mrmastergrimmboMost use it as a means to be an ass. Kinda like a get out of jail free card...
@kittyvlekkie
@kittyvlekkie 10 ай бұрын
ah yes haha all women are the same! dude don't be hormonal, with your daily cycle and everything, everyone's different, stop generalising people
@TheStickofWar
@TheStickofWar 10 ай бұрын
@@kittyvlekkie stop crying lmao. It’s a universal truth that we all accept. In fact it’s the very point of this video.
@augustusstark
@augustusstark 4 ай бұрын
that tilted peeking was cartoonish and scary at the same time!!
@VideoAlone
@VideoAlone 10 ай бұрын
I was seriously expecting blood to come out of Connor's mouth
@spectre7529
@spectre7529 10 ай бұрын
The duct tape tie😂😂
@n8dawg640
@n8dawg640 10 ай бұрын
Learned this the hard way back in high school
@sneezyfido
@sneezyfido 10 ай бұрын
It's the kind of thing that you pretty much just know, if you pay any attention at all. Still, it's good that educational material on this topic exists.
@mrollins4684
@mrollins4684 10 ай бұрын
Nothing like a little of that old ragtime music
@cri774
@cri774 3 ай бұрын
1:39 Cameraman laugh cracking...
@amaterasuuchiha7233
@amaterasuuchiha7233 3 ай бұрын
It wasn’t camera man
@andgate2000
@andgate2000 5 ай бұрын
Imagine talking to a woman like that...youd never hear the end of it.
@Durmomo0
@Durmomo0 2 ай бұрын
Connor: This had better not awaken anything in me...
@PeterCleff
@PeterCleff 5 ай бұрын
Her using his name the whole time kills me😂😂
@Kragatar
@Kragatar 10 ай бұрын
"Goob" 😆
@bigredsock1
@bigredsock1 10 ай бұрын
As well as Year 6 Science, he also wasn't listening in Pre-K Potty Training! 😂
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 5 ай бұрын
Bleeding for a week and yet not dying is quite funny.
@Jamesucht
@Jamesucht 10 ай бұрын
Props to Elias for playing the tampon
@erinkarp
@erinkarp 10 ай бұрын
This was so good XD
@davidhall2569
@davidhall2569 10 ай бұрын
His friend ran for the hills 😂
@DemocracyManifest
@DemocracyManifest 5 ай бұрын
As soon as he uttered the words, Goob turned into Translucent
@TheChubbyKid
@TheChubbyKid 10 ай бұрын
When the red rivers flowing use the dirt path.
@joshk.6246
@joshk.6246 10 ай бұрын
I was wondering if he's going to have to keep that in and you guys did not disappoint by making him keep that in his mouth.
@DavidFerguson-k4u
@DavidFerguson-k4u 10 ай бұрын
The answer appears to either be “YES!” or “no but I’m about to be! “
@wotmate
@wotmate 5 ай бұрын
He should have just told her to calm down.
@darkowlmusic
@darkowlmusic 3 ай бұрын
That was awesome!!!! 😂 😂😂
@oriamir8994
@oriamir8994 10 ай бұрын
dressing up like filthy frank in the outro was good.
@levistoner
@levistoner 6 ай бұрын
Conner: Period Goob: 👀🫥
@CapAnson12345
@CapAnson12345 9 ай бұрын
Oh I see. She doesn't quite understand because she's too emotional... he should explain to her in a calm logical manner exactly how natural periods are, they're not that bad really and how they're nothing to get upset over.
@nwgverified
@nwgverified 10 ай бұрын
Why is this so accurate? 😂
@Crimzon86gaming
@Crimzon86gaming 10 ай бұрын
That was terrifying
@ValleyoftheKings64
@ValleyoftheKings64 3 ай бұрын
At that moment, he knew, he fucked up.
@zoefezius6615
@zoefezius6615 6 ай бұрын
I'll take that as a yes...
@CalebByRamen
@CalebByRamen 10 ай бұрын
this is exactly how it would go
@tombaker8481
@tombaker8481 6 ай бұрын
Usually "leave it in" is a great thing to hear from her...
@Erik-gs5zu
@Erik-gs5zu 10 ай бұрын
Slow mo on the voice … 🤣😂🤣😂
@codyporter8599
@codyporter8599 10 ай бұрын
Props for the South Park reference.
@shaunpenne1840
@shaunpenne1840 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I've been in this situation before! Only it wasn't with my wife! (That's a separate incident!) This one was in work with the girlies I worked with, and they had synced with their periods! My advice, lads, walk on eggshells, agree with everything they say, and whatever you do, never, EVER try to sing the Bodyform tampon ads from the 90's! Otherwise you'll have to do a handstand to have a slash once they've superglued your love sausage to your belly button!!😬😬😬😬😬
@mantheking
@mantheking 7 ай бұрын
Tamara has got the talent of making herself appear absolutely psychotic when she needs to. 😄
@robanybody3363
@robanybody3363 10 ай бұрын
Famous last words
@rymic72
@rymic72 10 ай бұрын
Generally if you’re seeing this behaviour it’s a rather rhetorical question to ask.
@asutosakumbhar
@asutosakumbhar 19 күн бұрын
say it again conoer 🤣❤️📸
@Nelikin
@Nelikin 10 ай бұрын
As a 10th grader my school never taught us about human anatomy or any kind of sex ed so I had to learn it from my friend
@Pyrimo
@Pyrimo 10 ай бұрын
No, I do not have any paint sorry.
@dawesome_sauce
@dawesome_sauce 10 ай бұрын
Hah, he thought that was paint...
@genepitts4665
@genepitts4665 3 ай бұрын
I may be traumatized. Where do I send these tampons? They have been here for seven months and my wife is looking at me funny.
@Z7Sakari
@Z7Sakari 10 ай бұрын
Sooooo… that’s a “yes” then. Thought so.
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