He didn't disappear *from* the couch. He became *part* of the couch.
@bertchintus410310 ай бұрын
Ask her if she's pregnant next, I dare you
@pickledragonyt10 ай бұрын
If she's with her period, she can't be pregnant
@nickcarroll856510 ай бұрын
When she says yes make sure to say there’s no way it could be yours
@FratoiuAlex10 ай бұрын
Only if your bored of breathing
@oxoboo10 ай бұрын
Update: She tied an anvil to my stomach and threw me in the river it's too late for me now
@MrBitenfeu10 ай бұрын
I asked this question to a friend of mine once (as a real question, not a sexist thing) now I lost a friend
@LazarouDave10 ай бұрын
"Ah, leave it in!" Wasn't expecting that 🤣
@JacobSantosDev10 ай бұрын
It is why I love the channel. It would have been fine without it but they went the extra mile. They make us feel special.
@marcussmithereens-smithert540910 ай бұрын
01:03 - "Baby, I'm an ally to women *across* the *globe* " was such a delightful line and perfect delivery 👌
@soulknight53307 ай бұрын
My boy has soiled every part of his pants
@HaliShores10 ай бұрын
It's funny how she used the exact quote of "Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die".
@realityhurtstoomuch8830Ай бұрын
Mr Garrison!
@imeralvarez5Ай бұрын
I don't get it
@NoOne5648817 күн бұрын
She isn't wrong. . .
@435.6310 ай бұрын
That pæk around the corner was golden.
@Cavemanner10 ай бұрын
*pæk
@thescatologistcopromancer393610 ай бұрын
@@Cavemannercongratulations
@plainlake9 ай бұрын
It is the new and improved "ee" but gød on you for not bending to pær preßure. @Cavemanner
@DeaddMax10 ай бұрын
"Leave it in." What a delivery of that sentance. :D
@andyhansen590510 ай бұрын
“This? This is not Debra! This is the woman who shows up once a month to rip into me like a monkey on a cupcake!" -Ray Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond
@ThePersmo10 ай бұрын
I legit expected him to take the tampon out and for it to be red.
@sneezyfido10 ай бұрын
I dare you to pause it right before it goes in
@commotiocordis103710 ай бұрын
@@sneezyfido I did and played back at 0.25x speed, nothing there, thanks for wasting everybody's time. You must be on the rag or something saying that.
@ron4tron7 ай бұрын
@@commotiocordis1037 Are you...? On your...? P-p-p-p... P-Plates...?
@areallybigannoyingorangefa65627 ай бұрын
That’s a tampon? It looks like a small corn on the cob
@rhabeldibabeldi681210 ай бұрын
That was probably the most normal and relatable video i haven seen on this channel but I still loved every second of it, y'all are great 😂
@DeltaTwoZero10 ай бұрын
How Connor survived for this long in life is a mystery to me.
@jonathanrimorin249410 ай бұрын
Welcome back Tamara! Congrats on the kid!
@nahnijotas359610 ай бұрын
Considering this is CrackerMilk, I expected this would end with someone's head rolling down the stairs or something.
@SlightlyStressedOatmeal10 ай бұрын
Maybe it did but the rolling read was out of frame
@Tuck-Shop10 ай бұрын
I'm scaroused.
@XMan2001X10 ай бұрын
Oh good it’s not just me
@GeezSus10 ай бұрын
@@XMan2001X it's all of us
@piciu25610 ай бұрын
Man, why am I relieved that it's not me?
@Abu_Brandino6 ай бұрын
I feel vindicated
@shucaibhussein140210 ай бұрын
The way she could hear it across the room
@TeeDubzz10 ай бұрын
congrats on the baby!
@indrajitghosh418710 ай бұрын
Bravo! A lot of lads need to see this.
@timopper548810 ай бұрын
Oh, that’s so nice of her to share one!
@mithilbhoras595110 ай бұрын
I loved the opening "Gee, don't you just like... sports?" LOL
@theDoodofLove10 ай бұрын
Y’all are brilliant
@drakevick164610 ай бұрын
What an intro. “God, don’t you just love sport? It’s cool when they do… that…” 😂
@Sibzoti10 ай бұрын
To the non regular viewers, this the most normal video on this channel
@alejandrobarck92610 ай бұрын
I like this "Better call Elias" thing
@dontmesswiththeriddim269910 ай бұрын
Cinematic masterpiece! Dialogues, lighting, editing, cinematography, and of course, the real-time evolution to learn camouflage is just mind-blowing! Vrabo Cracky!
@sirok_egolite10 ай бұрын
The scariest thing is that it is actually pretty accurate...like... Indeed accurate, I would say.
@DereliqueMahBAWLS10 ай бұрын
If this is really accurate and relatable for you in a literal sense, I suggest you run for your god damn life
@hannesneutze158110 ай бұрын
@@DereliqueMahBAWLS I assume they meant an accurate depiction of what it's like to be on a period, like the girl explains how it feels very well
@DereliqueMahBAWLS10 ай бұрын
@@hannesneutze1581 ohhhh ok. Yeah, that makes much more sense 😂
@sirok_egolite10 ай бұрын
@@hannesneutze1581 your assumption is better than the truth. In fact, my girlfriend becomes really aggressive during her period, so I'm basically not allowed to make any jokes on her or she'll be very angry and upset. That is the worst part of the month..
@veaceslavgoncharov10 ай бұрын
@@hannesneutze1581 tf are you talking about? I spoke about this with many girls, only few said it was hurtful. A lot of girls say that they feel some hurt when it starts, but after it, almost nothing, and it continues not for a week, but 3-4 days only. Also they told that girls who start behave themselves like b!tches, are just playing around, because this process doesn't affect them so much, and if the girl will do this sh!t, it is better to broke up with stupid ho.
@anhedonicauthor10 ай бұрын
It was a rhetorical question, it doesn’t count!
@kinsmed10 ай бұрын
The most spellbinding women's plight since America Ferrara's Barbie speech.
@chanyubleda10 ай бұрын
love her saying "connah"
@MrEgofreak2 ай бұрын
That delivery is golden!
@gentlefrug25310 ай бұрын
heyyy! Tamara is back!
@EugeneOneguine9 ай бұрын
Isn't she the girl from the "jealous gf" memes ? Wtf is going on ?
@a6473810 ай бұрын
LOL that "leave it in" had me 🤣😂
@KamilHenri10 ай бұрын
Well I guess he got the answer to his question, so MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
@dart_10 ай бұрын
0:16 lmaooo genius
@ThePrinceofElPaso10 ай бұрын
Hey Tamara’s back!
@jander756710 ай бұрын
You should tell her to calm down, that always works 😂
@karyqyz4 ай бұрын
careful .someone will mistakenly believe you. Always hate when someone tells Calm down - Calm down means Shut up! I dont want to listen you, i am not intereted in your problem, I dont want to hear. etc etc. Better to agree for first five minutes or more, than to give some other variations of that thought and turn to opposite side of problem, and than to neutral one. that always works.
@eddiedixon135610 ай бұрын
Emmy award right here.
@UltimaMan10 ай бұрын
I've literally just discovered this channel, and I can't stop laughing. Excellent content!
@zekecontreras7710 ай бұрын
Holy shit that ending had me cackling! Awesome video as always dudes!
@Justmethinaround10 ай бұрын
1:46 tell me that's not Jason Segel 🫦
@TinyFord110 ай бұрын
Yippie she’s back
@AniCator10 ай бұрын
I literally didn't witness a conversation like this take place at a train station yesterday as I was passing by some people.
@GtaGuruYT10 ай бұрын
"Leave it IN!" 😂
@thegreywanderer842710 ай бұрын
This got so scary my phone automatically changed the page in the middle of the video. 😓
@bunman30339 ай бұрын
Haha the leave it in at the end 😂😂😂
@UnofficialCyane10 ай бұрын
Okay I'm pretty stoked to try drinking paint now, he looked way out there
@draelon10 ай бұрын
I love the duct tape tie. Now I have to go back and see if that's always been there....
@GregoryPellegrin10 ай бұрын
This is one of your best video ever
@Michael5919710 ай бұрын
A simple "yes" would suffice.
@Hurairathecat4 ай бұрын
The red spot light 😅
@oo435210 ай бұрын
that was frickin intense
@Irish38110 ай бұрын
Connor has chosen death.
@photoangelov10 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote this, was clearly on their period.
@ramdomguy560Ай бұрын
Sounds like that's a yes to his question
@540VarialHunter10 ай бұрын
Drinking paint just tobring us the best outro possible... Man, I'm... I'm a t a loss for words... RESCEPT!
@CldBroccoli10 ай бұрын
What Conner meant to say is “Is it shark week?”
@dogacanizmirden778610 ай бұрын
Omg best timing for that video.
@victoriagrayson508210 ай бұрын
*Never Ask if It's Her Time of the Month
@thomasace254710 ай бұрын
One thing I learned as a bloke Women know they can be irrationally crazy, and they will never apologise for it
@mrmastergrimmbo10 ай бұрын
I mean being mad about someone pissing on the floor and having to bleed for a week doesn’t seem irrational
@andrewyesin476510 ай бұрын
@@mrmastergrimmbo jeez what are you on your period
@TheHuffmanator10 ай бұрын
@@mrmastergrimmboMost use it as a means to be an ass. Kinda like a get out of jail free card...
@kittyvlekkie10 ай бұрын
ah yes haha all women are the same! dude don't be hormonal, with your daily cycle and everything, everyone's different, stop generalising people
@TheStickofWar10 ай бұрын
@@kittyvlekkie stop crying lmao. It’s a universal truth that we all accept. In fact it’s the very point of this video.
@augustusstark4 ай бұрын
that tilted peeking was cartoonish and scary at the same time!!
@VideoAlone10 ай бұрын
I was seriously expecting blood to come out of Connor's mouth
@spectre752910 ай бұрын
The duct tape tie😂😂
@n8dawg64010 ай бұрын
Learned this the hard way back in high school
@sneezyfido10 ай бұрын
It's the kind of thing that you pretty much just know, if you pay any attention at all. Still, it's good that educational material on this topic exists.
@mrollins468410 ай бұрын
Nothing like a little of that old ragtime music
@cri7743 ай бұрын
1:39 Cameraman laugh cracking...
@amaterasuuchiha72333 ай бұрын
It wasn’t camera man
@andgate20005 ай бұрын
Imagine talking to a woman like that...youd never hear the end of it.
@Durmomo02 ай бұрын
Connor: This had better not awaken anything in me...
@PeterCleff5 ай бұрын
Her using his name the whole time kills me😂😂
@Kragatar10 ай бұрын
"Goob" 😆
@bigredsock110 ай бұрын
As well as Year 6 Science, he also wasn't listening in Pre-K Potty Training! 😂
@davidjames5795 ай бұрын
Bleeding for a week and yet not dying is quite funny.
@Jamesucht10 ай бұрын
Props to Elias for playing the tampon
@erinkarp10 ай бұрын
This was so good XD
@davidhall256910 ай бұрын
His friend ran for the hills 😂
@DemocracyManifest5 ай бұрын
As soon as he uttered the words, Goob turned into Translucent
@TheChubbyKid10 ай бұрын
When the red rivers flowing use the dirt path.
@joshk.624610 ай бұрын
I was wondering if he's going to have to keep that in and you guys did not disappoint by making him keep that in his mouth.
@DavidFerguson-k4u10 ай бұрын
The answer appears to either be “YES!” or “no but I’m about to be! “
@wotmate5 ай бұрын
He should have just told her to calm down.
@darkowlmusic3 ай бұрын
That was awesome!!!! 😂 😂😂
@oriamir899410 ай бұрын
dressing up like filthy frank in the outro was good.
@levistoner6 ай бұрын
Conner: Period Goob: 👀🫥
@CapAnson123459 ай бұрын
Oh I see. She doesn't quite understand because she's too emotional... he should explain to her in a calm logical manner exactly how natural periods are, they're not that bad really and how they're nothing to get upset over.
@nwgverified10 ай бұрын
Why is this so accurate? 😂
@Crimzon86gaming10 ай бұрын
That was terrifying
@ValleyoftheKings643 ай бұрын
At that moment, he knew, he fucked up.
@zoefezius66156 ай бұрын
I'll take that as a yes...
@CalebByRamen10 ай бұрын
this is exactly how it would go
@tombaker84816 ай бұрын
Usually "leave it in" is a great thing to hear from her...
@Erik-gs5zu10 ай бұрын
Slow mo on the voice … 🤣😂🤣😂
@codyporter859910 ай бұрын
Props for the South Park reference.
@shaunpenne18402 ай бұрын
Yeah, I've been in this situation before! Only it wasn't with my wife! (That's a separate incident!) This one was in work with the girlies I worked with, and they had synced with their periods! My advice, lads, walk on eggshells, agree with everything they say, and whatever you do, never, EVER try to sing the Bodyform tampon ads from the 90's! Otherwise you'll have to do a handstand to have a slash once they've superglued your love sausage to your belly button!!😬😬😬😬😬
@mantheking7 ай бұрын
Tamara has got the talent of making herself appear absolutely psychotic when she needs to. 😄
@robanybody336310 ай бұрын
Famous last words
@rymic7210 ай бұрын
Generally if you’re seeing this behaviour it’s a rather rhetorical question to ask.
@asutosakumbhar19 күн бұрын
say it again conoer 🤣❤️📸
@Nelikin10 ай бұрын
As a 10th grader my school never taught us about human anatomy or any kind of sex ed so I had to learn it from my friend
@Pyrimo10 ай бұрын
No, I do not have any paint sorry.
@dawesome_sauce10 ай бұрын
Hah, he thought that was paint...
@genepitts46653 ай бұрын
I may be traumatized. Where do I send these tampons? They have been here for seven months and my wife is looking at me funny.