Tonight we are playing The Medium on Twitch! Should we review it though??? Tell us else what else to play! We're thinking of doing some classics soon. Skyrim finally?
@laboon3443 жыл бұрын
Skyrim
@ragingtoaster56433 жыл бұрын
The mass effect trilogy. Yes, I said trilogy. What do you mean there's a fourth one?
@Tyliv3 жыл бұрын
Yes Skyrim
@slappyface65743 жыл бұрын
Definitely review the Medium if you can, it looks really good
@pebbellz3 жыл бұрын
You guys should do Persona 5!
@TheThundercool3 жыл бұрын
The thing about hitman is that there's always a correct way, a wrong way, and a million alternative and ridiculous ways to kill the targets, and all of them are unlockable achievements.
@steelbear20633 жыл бұрын
Basically like the right way, the wrong way and the army way
@cizd3 жыл бұрын
Not all of them have achievements. If you're going pure time attack without considering silent assassin you'll rarely get the best score or an achievement for that. Still I think the achievements and opportunities and intel and most mechanics in general are there to help first timers through a missions so that they can learn the map and then experiment and then do insane time attacks. If you think Hitman is slow it's because you only played each map once and as a result you don't know the layout so you hit a lot of bumps along the ride that slow you down.
@Naijiro3 жыл бұрын
Unlockable achievements....assuming their servers don't kick you out and waste your time.
@joebaker13 жыл бұрын
The three ways to play are: Mike, Jane and Andy 😉
@BTBSOUNDS3 жыл бұрын
@@joebaker1 I understood that reference
@predetor9113 жыл бұрын
That’s good boyfriend material, playing a game he doesn’t like for his girlfriend’s amusement.
@joshevans34213 жыл бұрын
More like he asked for this Girlfriend: can I watch you play video games Boyfriend: *gets excited* of course you can But now Girlfriend: ooo its like goose game but you're a man Boyfriend: noooo
@jplayer0733 жыл бұрын
Relationship goals.
@M0ToR3 жыл бұрын
with his tongue
@Rakshiir3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I jus wanted to comment the same thing. Then I saw someone already did. Still waiting for the moment this turns into wife reviews
@Dostwyn3 жыл бұрын
Well, he also probably played it because they want to make a video about it since it's the current hot new game and they'll get lots of clicks for it.
@KillahMate3 жыл бұрын
Hitman and Goose Game are absolutely related, yes. Goose Game also pulls a lot from Metal Gear Solid no doubt, but it feels very much like a very friendly and G-rated distillation of the entire stealth genre, so it's no surprise that someone new to Hitman would immediately make that connection.
@StayFractalesque3 жыл бұрын
I think she just likes the goose game..
@joshevans34213 жыл бұрын
@@StayFractalesque who doesn't *honk* Oh no the goose just stole all your likes!
@plantrightsmatter30113 жыл бұрын
*Goose-rated
@ryandarshen18463 жыл бұрын
There's also an untitled goose game Easter egg in Berlin :)
@henry-ys8wp3 жыл бұрын
i think it’s a bit more than that. hitman and goose game both share elements which make the game less like a stealth game and more like a puzzle game. they can also often have similar senses of humour
@licittofficial3 жыл бұрын
"He didn't like hitman 3, but he kept going cause it made me laugh" awww thats almost cute
@Noaimassist333 жыл бұрын
Almost.
@poprocks65763 жыл бұрын
Almost?
@henryvs3 жыл бұрын
Almost?
@winstonsmith773 жыл бұрын
Almost?
@henryvs3 жыл бұрын
@@winstonsmith77 aww man I was hoping other people would respond with almost?
@owensreviews6253 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I love playing a game where you play as Mr. Clean taking out the toughest stains that just won’t come out.
@loverboy00693 жыл бұрын
This comment is golden
@ascaredmilipede79713 жыл бұрын
Cleaning that final 0.1%
@johnconstantine74423 жыл бұрын
stains on society
@MrWick-el4wk3 жыл бұрын
@@ascaredmilipede7971 the final solution
@ginkiba33 жыл бұрын
@@MrWick-el4wk how about no.
@aldsamanda61143 жыл бұрын
0:48 Luigi holding a gun to his own head Lmao.
@portorolla41573 жыл бұрын
I'm such an idiot I didn't notice that lol
@nepnepfan3 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice that
@aldsamanda61143 жыл бұрын
@@portorolla4157 well I had to pause after noticing it. Was just to funny to ignore.
@TacticusPrime3 жыл бұрын
Matt and his editing jokes.
@wileecoyotegenius59553 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he's just summoning his Persona. BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@agentc70203 жыл бұрын
Speaking as someone that finished all the missions in hitman 2 multiple times: fair point, the game really isn’t for everyone now that I think about it, tho you really really missed the great one liners 47 gives after he completes the bulb light missions
@aliceinwonderland43953 жыл бұрын
Yeah it never really was for everyone, that's why when Square Enix made them do Absolution most people who loved Hitman hated it for being so deprived of its soul
@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII3 жыл бұрын
big fan of 47 telling someone he's about to murder that "the food is to die for"
@ttime4413 жыл бұрын
Yeah I got blood money for free (apparently the best game in the series) and just didn’t like it one bit
@akmal94ibrahim3 жыл бұрын
I'm big into stealth games (MGS series, Splinter Cell, and playing a stealth build if I can in every single RPG) but for some reason I can never get into Hitman. I guess because it's more of an undercover game rather than actually being stealthy. I can see the appeal, but it's just not for me. Good that IOI doubles down on its formula though.
@agentc70203 жыл бұрын
@@PristianoPenaldoSUIIII hilarious shit, my personal favorite is the one in Colombia when the cartel boss tells him to do his job (referring to 47 disguised as a tattoo artist) and 47 saying “will do” (referring to how he’s going to kill him with the ink machine), too good
@DFILL4503 жыл бұрын
Shelby: "Thanks Honey for sponsoring this video" Matt: *Murders 17 people with a shovel*
@Hirnlego9993 жыл бұрын
I'm digging it
@KirbyN643 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you actually correctly counted this...
@EnLaMatrix13 жыл бұрын
Gotta call a spade a spade
@kvineet6313 жыл бұрын
I was surprised how the shovel and the people perfectly lined up for a perfect swing and smack to the face everytime.😂 If you play any sport where you have to swing and hit, you know how difficult it is.
@jeremyb11263 жыл бұрын
@@KirbyN64 Surprised you actually counted to check if he counted correctly 👌😂
@JesusHChrist13 жыл бұрын
Nobody's seen Matt and the Penguin in the same room, though.
@pizzadragon26993 жыл бұрын
Are you the world's greatest detective?
@JesusHChrist13 жыл бұрын
@@pizzadragon2699 Akechi got nothing on me
@sadcoolboykevinosth8123 жыл бұрын
@@JesusHChrist1 I thought that was Batman lol
@daviavvi3 жыл бұрын
@@sadcoolboykevinosth812 what if he IS batman tho...
@RedheadJack3 жыл бұрын
This editing and the level of arrested development references is amazing
@YunisRajab3 жыл бұрын
NO TOUCHING
@JohnS-ki2zf3 жыл бұрын
Arrested development is one of my favorite shows ever (seasons 1-3 of course)
@iamMarsPluto3 жыл бұрын
Firsttime?.gif
@withalittlehelpfrom33 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what I expected...”
@Udgrasil133 жыл бұрын
"WHERE THE F'#+@K ARE MY HARDBOILED EGGS!"
@belakitu83313 жыл бұрын
The ending clip reminded me of "The Slap: Part 2"
@aqvist46963 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! 😄
@Dovlaboss19923 жыл бұрын
Dammit, 9 hours late to comment 😂
@MindofMichaelMyers3 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@FxUznilo3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@InfiniteDarkMass3 жыл бұрын
I love that video. Sometimes I wanna reenact it.
@realkingofantarctica3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed at the lack of piano-playing in this Seth Everman simulator.
@joshevans34213 жыл бұрын
Hes the baaaald guy
@LeumazDnazor3 жыл бұрын
@@joshevans3421 duh
@nuv29873 жыл бұрын
I’m disappointed at the lack of sexual intercourse in this Johnny Sins simulator.
@rzk_audio3 жыл бұрын
@@nuv2987 HAHAAHA
@portorolla41573 жыл бұрын
0:51 What's funny is, somewhere in the game there is a roadblock guarded by policemen and there's a sign with Goose on it.
@fipachu6 ай бұрын
It’s in Berlin. ZUTRITT VERBOTEN
@MrSkinnyWhale3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I never realised that the Goose Game is totally just an E rated Hitman or MGS.
@MrHerecomesjohnny3 жыл бұрын
they kinda wear the stealth aspect on their sleeve tho
@jeffreysian-salas16893 жыл бұрын
@@MrHerecomesjohnny that just means the goose did it better. No one expects the goose, therefore making it the superior stealth operative
@BTBSOUNDS3 жыл бұрын
I can see how the story doesn't make sense when you jump into the third game without playing the first 2 or the expansions that came after each but if you have, that ending, hell this entire game is pure *chefs kiss*. Seriously, I cannot wait to see IO do the Bond game, I had doubts but holy crap this was amazing
@Kelthret3 жыл бұрын
I played Hitman 1 and 2 and watched some of 3, still have no idea what the story is about. They're great games though
@LifesDeath3 жыл бұрын
@@Kelthret Same here.
@Quotenwagnerianer3 жыл бұрын
If you bought Hitman III before January 31st then you would get Hitman 1 for free. You can just access the missions from inside the game. That's what I'm doing to catch up on the story.
@BTBSOUNDS3 жыл бұрын
@@Quotenwagnerianer Won't lie, the first game's story was something I literally skipped entirely and I didnt get into the story till the last mission of Hitman 2 and I REALLY got into it during the first Hitman 2 expansion in New York at which point I went back. 1 doesnt have the strongest story imo but 2 and 3 (especially) knock it out
@brucesnow71252 жыл бұрын
47: This is what it means to lose everything. Arthur: You're making a mistake! 47: It's mine to make. Absolute chills.
@frusci.t3 жыл бұрын
I simply cant play Hitman any other way than going for Silent Assassin, when you get the hang of it, its the best shit ever. One of my favorite trilogies of all time.
@KorporalNoobs3 жыл бұрын
Ain't happy till i got all Classic achivements in one game (including No evidence and Sniper Assassin). Sniper Assassin probably wasn't intended to mean "shoot 3 targets lying unconcious on the floor from one foot away" but i ain't losing those "no body found" score points.
@anacarolinaguimaraesmachad58743 жыл бұрын
I was looking for your reply, my friend. You’re the only person I can think about when someone talks about Hitman (and sometimes the person talking about it it’s you tho)
@gcb223 жыл бұрын
It definitely scratches the OCD/completionist/speed run itches
@Iggins4203 жыл бұрын
cant wait for Elusive Contracts....
@Iggins4203 жыл бұрын
Classic Coin, Black Briefcase, Casual Undercover... feels good....
@mr.spaghettiwizard81443 жыл бұрын
5:19 this part had my laughing so damn hard. Like I was about to pass out do to a lack of oxygen.
@bluehammer12453 жыл бұрын
Forced online single player is a concept that needs to die out quickly. I absolutely refuse to play any game that has it.
@subtleechidnab51793 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I will not give my money to any company that does this.
@Soshi120053 жыл бұрын
What’s online single player?
@jamiemeicheng65893 жыл бұрын
why would devs even do this?
@abhishekvvs86223 жыл бұрын
@@Soshi12005 single player games which force you to be online to play the game. If you're offline, you can't play the game.
@dropkickpherby69943 жыл бұрын
@@jamiemeicheng6589 I think it's to track player style and preferences like cookies on internet browsing. Its abysmal and I don't approve at all but I think that's why.
@formoftherapy3 жыл бұрын
Okay this is my first time discovering this channel and...this might be the most hilarious review video I’ve ever watched? The concept is fun but also funny and the references and jokes are spot on 👌🏻
@cliftonwindham41943 жыл бұрын
Most of their work is great and worth checking out
@ridwana40373 жыл бұрын
Go on a binge on their channel. Now.
@FFlyMan3 жыл бұрын
Their Red dead redemption 2 review is hilarious
@hotdognl703 жыл бұрын
Brace yourself for a lot of catching up to do ;)
@tp78863 жыл бұрын
Welcome to greatness.
@travisnorman3 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit laughing at the shovel massacre at the end 🤣🤣🤣
@invock3 жыл бұрын
HEY WHAT *TONK* PLEASE DON- *TONK* WHO THE *TONK* OH NO *TONK*
@derekmartin5183 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing again just thinking about it.
@Lord_Phoenix953 жыл бұрын
@@invock it's the *TONK* that really sells it.
@Karajorma3 жыл бұрын
After watching the 10th person cower and still get hit with the shovel, why not try a different strategy? Like running away or something.
@gcb223 жыл бұрын
Hitman ain’t for everyone, but it SPEAKS to some of us
@theblackbaron41193 жыл бұрын
To bald guys? You can try Rogain... I heard that is supposed to work.
@Lord_Phoenix953 жыл бұрын
GF Reviews: Hitman is just a Goose in a disguise. Me: *mind explodes at sheer concept*
@baguette73513 жыл бұрын
The amount of npcs IOI put in one map really took a hit on the npc's intelligence and motor skills
@kurtkrienke29563 жыл бұрын
The glitches they showed must be super rare. I have around 80 hours in the new hitman game and have never seen them.
@LiTTleGaBi213 жыл бұрын
dunno, it felt the same in Hitman 2, especially Miami, deadbrain npcs and a couple of clones
@kurtkrienke29563 жыл бұрын
@@LiTTleGaBi21 yeah that's definitely the case, I was referring (though admittedly unclearly) to the geometry glitches they showed
@jimmu86893 жыл бұрын
@@LiTTleGaBi21 it’s because most npcs in crowds are just there for atmosphere
@LiTTleGaBi213 жыл бұрын
@@jimmu8689 yeah, I'm not blaming them, you don't really need to analyze every npcs, they are set dressing
@coyoteone61973 жыл бұрын
I love the Hitman games because they're puzzle games that pretend they're shooters.
@captainleam40313 жыл бұрын
They really are and people should stop thinking the opposite
@joshevans34213 жыл бұрын
And the protagonist is a goose pretending to be a man
@gavinathling3 жыл бұрын
@@captainleam4031 I believe you. Well, I want to believe you. The thing is, I kind of like puzzle games, but these feel so labored and contrived...
@cheemsthegranolaguy76223 жыл бұрын
"The biggest problem is that the player's default speed is still faster than the escort target's walk speed!" Long time gamers: "First time?"
@hitmonkey47263 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I play on controller and if you tilt it to the end, you're too fast and if you tilt it slowly, you're going to slow.
@mide88453 жыл бұрын
Watch dunkeys ’assassins creed is boring’ vid
@cattysplat3 жыл бұрын
Game Devs: "Trailing a person in real time gives you the full sneaky spy experience". Players: "ZZZzzz...mission failed because I got bored".
@williamshaw4723 жыл бұрын
I was hoping you’d play the Michael Scott scene where he falls into a Koi Pond @4:56
@vaporsaver3 жыл бұрын
I dunno why you'd include Metal Gear Solid V with the "other games" when you can go around squirting enemies with a little water pistol while wearing a chicken hat and sliding down a sand dune in a cardboard box with an anime girl poster slapped on the side of it. If stealth games were all in a classroom, Metal Gear and Hitman would both be in the back cutting up together.
@ggs273 жыл бұрын
They are the least stealth from stealth games ironically, since they are probably the most famous
@shawnwax95763 жыл бұрын
I took out the biggest bases in mgs v armed with nothing but a cardboard box and water pistol. A+ fun.
@FaithandValor3 жыл бұрын
“Evil snail.” Do you have all of the Office memorized in your brain? I can’t think of any other way to pull such a specific reference. Good stuff.
@del1323 жыл бұрын
"Hey, what the..." *donk* "Oh no!" *bonk* "Please, d..." *donk* "Hey, what the..." *dink* "Oh, no!" *donk*
@overlord76473 жыл бұрын
Everyone is fooled by hitman games. no it's not a FPS and no it's not a RPG (kinda). Hitman game is actually a strategy game. It's not about completing the mission, It's about how you complete the mission.
@AnonYMouse-ky4sg3 жыл бұрын
It’s more puzzle than strategy on the spectrum. Strategy is more about dealing with unexpected scenarios with the tools you have available, puzzle involves a lot of level restarts to figure out the one correct way to do something.
@wakandanknuckle47803 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a bald man hitting a person with a fish...
@dside_ru3 жыл бұрын
Curiously, Russian has an expression "дать леща" (literally "to give a bream", and yes, bream is a kind of fish) that means roughly "to hit/to punch".
@Karajorma3 жыл бұрын
I'm still trying to figure out why his baldness is important to this........
@Hack_The_Planet_3 жыл бұрын
Hitman 1-3 always online has always pissed me off especially when it crashes all the time
@gracecalis54213 жыл бұрын
0/5 "New personal best"
@BunnEFartz3 жыл бұрын
"OMG he's got a banana!" "I took the John Cleese self defense class...I'm good."
@robertojacome84613 жыл бұрын
"Let us fishslap the entire cast from knives out" 🤣 Long story short I'm wheezing 🤣
@jackofdiamonds73033 жыл бұрын
So, Agent Goose then?
@IainGeddes3 жыл бұрын
It has been an absolute pleasure watching this channel grow and grow and GROW! Proud to say I've been here since the first few thousand subs - excellent job guys, very well deserved! 👏
@GirlfriendReviews3 жыл бұрын
Thank you ❤️
@8minecrafter83 жыл бұрын
The Arrested Development + Umbrella bit was hilarious. Perfect parallel.
@iturriguillermo3 жыл бұрын
5:12 Hitman is in fact a game about the personal space.
@namelessnpc66893 жыл бұрын
The feeling I get when you both upload a new video is the same feeling I get when I get to watch the next episode of my favorite tv shows.
@lukesandadordoceu48353 жыл бұрын
One of the challenges I gave myself when playing hitman 1 (especially when I had to play offline) was the “kill everyone challenge”. Basically went very similar to the clip in the end
@azuradawn56833 жыл бұрын
If you aren't already familiar, you should check out Many A True Nerd's channel - he's done Kill Everything Hitman challenges (along with Kill Everything and YOLO Fallout and a ton of other things like that) and he's fantastic.
@stevekjr95633 жыл бұрын
"I wish this was more like Doom Eternal!" Last clip of the video: >Cue BFG Division >Rip and Tear with 37 consecutive shovel Glory Kills.
@bigruss26653 жыл бұрын
So Hitman's weapon of choice is 100%, certified, a banana?
@ianblackburn26453 жыл бұрын
The whole stealth genre is a actually meme once you start to play multiple game series I feel like on the surface they are all super serious but as soon as you actually start playing them you realise they are designed for goofy shit
@davidunderwood97283 жыл бұрын
To each their own but this Hitman trilogy is one of my favorite games. (Just one large game now) Did Matt play Hitman (2016) or Hitman 2? If not play through those and Hitman 3 will be a whole different experience.
@nocturneraider3 жыл бұрын
And watch videos of the other games since they all tie in
@buttermilk53643 жыл бұрын
Hitman games are not for them. Some people just don't like the style of this game. I for one have been playing since hitman codename 47 and I couldn't be happier that hitman is back.
@user_witcher323 жыл бұрын
@@buttermilk5364 well that's good. I would rather have a game be proud of it's identity than changing them into something which fits mainstream
@And1slash3 жыл бұрын
@@buttermilk5364 I think the issue is that they want more quicker / instant ways to eliminate the targets when I got hitman 2016 I didn't understand the game much and tried getting the targets eliminated quickly and put me off the game when hitman 2 came out I got more serious and watched how others play the game now I mostly can get SA ratings or close on most missions the game/s are quite good after you work out the mechanics but some don't try hard enough
@steelbear20633 жыл бұрын
@@buttermilk5364 I played Blood Money a legion of times, but from what I see in this review Hitman 3 is gonna be a hard pass
@rossedwardmiller3 жыл бұрын
At the end, watching 47 with a shovel: “A weapon to surpass metal gear!”
@thecowardford2 жыл бұрын
Watching people play Hitman without going for a Silent Assassin ranking and killing everyone recklessly is like seeing someone throw away $50 steak because they were craving a Big Mac. It breaks my heart every time. Also, in regards to the “always online” rant, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway because playing GTA-style pretty much guarantees a 0 star rank anyway. Still though, it’s not for everyone, but those of us who love it, LOVE it. It’s literally a James Bond espionage simulator and I praise da lord every time I think about it’s existence.
@markt73313 жыл бұрын
I literally had no idea this game even came out.
@spinhozag.39723 жыл бұрын
Same
@joshevans34213 жыл бұрын
The game is as stealthy as its protagonist
@wasd62873 жыл бұрын
Because your living under a rock
@ggs273 жыл бұрын
It's pretty good
@joshevans34213 жыл бұрын
@@wasd6287 as a person living under a rock currently, I am confused by this comment. What's so bad about it?
@Drunkle25523 жыл бұрын
Once a great person said," Nothing is stronger than love, except an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher".
@gehtdinichtsan3093 жыл бұрын
"the sh*t is bananas; b-a-n-a-n-a-s !"
@tarekalsalloum38113 жыл бұрын
"He didn't enjoy playing but kept going because it made me laugh" Awwwwww that's cute 😂
@mawholdi73093 жыл бұрын
The ending reminds me of that one slap video. He just slaps everyone
@gundam00831133 жыл бұрын
Should your Boyfriend play bioshock infinite
@stevekjr95633 жыл бұрын
"Or What It's Like to Feel Your BF Replace You with A Magical, Doe-Eyed NPC"
@johnconstantine74423 жыл бұрын
the right words are "would you kindly"
@mrhamburgler4803 жыл бұрын
wtf! I'm running thri this game now and thought man wonder if they'd review bioshock
@SoggyCorpse3 жыл бұрын
Mad love on the funky kong music for your ads. Honestly kept me watching, cause that tune makes me want to daaaaaaaance
@nermalmovement3 жыл бұрын
That Luigi’s mansion visual gag at 0:48 is hilarious!
@Pleasant_Green3 жыл бұрын
"Honey: stick around to the end to hear more!" Trust me, there's nothing you can tell us about Honey at this stage that we don't already know! XD
@farouq71073 жыл бұрын
If your boyfriend doesn’t kill all targets with a fish, then you need to find a new boyfriend
@theinappropriate13433 жыл бұрын
5:40 i think that's the only time Michael made sense
@fantonledzepp3 жыл бұрын
That Charlie Murphy popping up out of nowhere “Wrong. Wrong!” 🤣😂 You’re talking about Rick James!
@TheParentalRevolution3 жыл бұрын
How on earth does one find a "evil snail" clip?
@evanhoffman37243 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a subnautica review, Matt and you would love it.
@HYLOBRO3 жыл бұрын
The “you tell Em babe” when Matt was ranting was so funny and adorable
@naberz083 жыл бұрын
4:54 surprised there was no office clip of Michael walking into the koi pond
@Crussong3 жыл бұрын
I am having so much fun with Hitman 3 and don't agree with most of what you guys said, but hey.. we're all different in taste and expectations. And your insights on this are as valuable for you as mine are for me. Hooray to the gaming community
@Dracobyte3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most underappreciate series ever: the game design, the gameplay is really fun and the visuals are optmized. Don't pass this game franchise, you have a fun time!
@blackdandelion20323 жыл бұрын
"cast of knives out" that precisely what I thought of that level.
@bobbyrios2k2233 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha.. i dont know why, but that last scene with the shovel taking out like 20 people had me laughing the most, sure i laughed other times, but i lost my shit at the end
@Doeniel213 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early GME shares were still only worth 50 cents.
@bloodrayne26453 жыл бұрын
Hey Shelby when are you going to review the masterpiece called Mr krabs overdoses on ketamine
@conor32163 жыл бұрын
1:12 I just love her impression of the sound you hear when you get a legendary item in Warzone
@faresourtrex40693 жыл бұрын
Ok I say this basicly to every new channel I stumble upone but HOLY SHIT this channel is the most underated one so far there has not been a single second I wondered how long is this video execpt when I didn't want it to end. Your use of pop culture video clips is one of the funniest I've seen and your way of talking is full of confidence and humore. Your Boy friend is a lucky man and can't wait for other videos untill then I will start bench watching like 30% of your channel.
@InfernoPhilM3 жыл бұрын
7:30 “I shovel well. I shovel very well”
@unknown-qp2kk3 жыл бұрын
I don't remember a gun in Luigi's Mansion something is going on 🤔
@__Agony_3 жыл бұрын
03:02 I love when she says: "You see..."
@prawnchips94613 жыл бұрын
let it be known that this channel do not review games, but review the feeling to play games with a boyfriend. Perfect for me who don't find playing games with my 20 cats as amusing as before.
@micahtapper43443 жыл бұрын
Hitman 4 return of the goose
@mattmas66283 жыл бұрын
This game isn’t for everyone but it drives me mad to see people playing it like a 6 year old plays GTA
@PrimeofPerfection3 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling. Well, I switch between amusement and frustration with it, depending.
@mattmas66283 жыл бұрын
@@PrimeofPerfection it’s hard not to be amused when a bald man goes around Dubai slapping everyone with a fish
@gamerzss3 жыл бұрын
Well, its either playing it gta style or playing it boring style
@PrimeofPerfection3 жыл бұрын
@@gamerzss not really. There's many ways to approach it which hold attention. If you're bored, that says more for you than it. To add in, don't mean that as an insult either. Just that some enjoy the cerebral touch and learning more while some are more suited for quick, action things.
@gamerzss3 жыл бұрын
@@PrimeofPerfection yeah, i probably came off a bit blunt, thats all in my perspective ofc. I have a hard time enjoying games like cs or pubg, as I see them as wall staring simulators, which is something I can do very well on my own and don't need a game to simulate that experience for me ;)
@geofee3 жыл бұрын
1:15 that sound by Shelby was too good LOL
@peteydov34353 жыл бұрын
0:50 lol Luigi shooting himself😂
@spiraljumper743 жыл бұрын
I’m more of a Dishonored guy myself. Y’all should play those. Those are good games.
@christophertryhorn7843 жыл бұрын
So boyfriend has probably never been a splinter cell fan
@stvnhentzen3 жыл бұрын
There's something very funny about how brutal those shovel bonks are
@hootbutler3 жыл бұрын
I was about to skip past the honey sponsor until I realized she put FUNKY”S FLIGHT in as the background music!! *WELL DONE*
@candre52043 жыл бұрын
*WHEN WILL "SHOULD YOUR PARTNER WATCH MASTERPIECE THE OFFICE" COME ON YOUR TO DO LIST?*
@nicolasaguilar44693 жыл бұрын
I wasn't this early to my kids birth...
@John-kd2tc3 жыл бұрын
Hitman is just my type of game. I don't know why but I love the slow gameplay.
@pupperjackcheese3 жыл бұрын
7:46 “oh no” BONK
@gtabro13373 жыл бұрын
“People who can’t play stealth games are weak.” - Confucius (likely)
@supr3m3panda3 жыл бұрын
My favorite level in Hitman 3, meaning the third game in the "World of Assassination" trilogy and not actually Hitman 3, the true Hitman 3 being Hitman: Contracts, was Dartwood, the level where you play out the most stereotypical murder mystery. Also, the Chongqing level was what Cyberpunk 2077 wishes it was.
@buschkoeter3 жыл бұрын
So you mean to say if Cyberpunk was more like the Chongqing level everybody would be more happy with it? Sorry, I love Hitman 3 and Chongqing was a fantastic level but that must be one of the worst comparisons I've ever seen.
@Quagmirekoa3 жыл бұрын
Hey, Girlfriend Reviews: 2:01. I need that image in an avatar, a t-shirt or something. I love it. And I don't know why I'm still laughing.
@UchihaAlira3 жыл бұрын
I read the title, and thought to myself. As a woman who loves Hitman 3, my fiancé can get in line. Because until I've hundred percented everything, he's gonna have to wait and listen to me talk how much I love Diana 24/7. In all seriousness, he's loved Hitman since day one and got me into it. I've since fallen for it harder than Jack and Rose from the Titanic. I've completed everything in Hitman 2016 and Hitman 2, all the challenges, DLC, escalations, sniper assassin, successfully completed all but one elusive target. I'm on level 790, and once held the fourth position on the leaderboard for the Haven DLC. My god, I love this franchise so much!
@eidolontyr3 жыл бұрын
IOI is the evil corp in ready player one. it's like they're not even trying to hide it anymore
@jackofdiamonds73033 жыл бұрын
New girlfriend review! 👏👏👏 Yay!
@volcomintality86383 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad The Master of Disguise, an absolute classic of a movie, got some recognition in 2021.
@SirFilmore3 жыл бұрын
Y'all's ability to pull the perfect clip from any number of movies/tv shows never ceases to amaze.
@Tairneanach3 жыл бұрын
Before Matt starts his rant: Thanks for warning me that Hitman 3 is online only. That game will never be graced with the glorious honour that is inhabiting a few GB on my PC's drives.
@genesisishere53 жыл бұрын
I haven't been this early sense never.
@orlandocalder16453 жыл бұрын
Me neither
@joshevans34213 жыл бұрын
Im not early enough to post an early comment, but not late enough to be considered 'normal'
@samharvey14663 жыл бұрын
Don't think I didn't notice that Funky Kong music from DKC2 at the very end during your Honey spot. That's dope and you should be proud.
@tommy_svk3 жыл бұрын
The "your slowest speed is still faster than the NPCs speed" has been a problem for literally decades and I can't for the life of me figure out why is this such an issue for so many developers. Just give us the option to go at the same speed as the NPCs! Why do so many games have a problem with this? So fricking many! And it's so annoying! If there was something like the Ten Commandments which every developer has to follow when making video games, this would definitely be one of them. Anyways, great vid as always :). The Mickey Rourke and Sephiroth bit made me laugh so much!