“Girls Can’t Hold Me For Too Long Because I Only Pay For An Hour!” | House M.D..

[@tienshinhan4164]

The back and forth between house and the girl is awesome.

[@oculosprudentium8486]

So we didn't get to see that COIL BURN MARKS she was boasting about.

[@romulusnr]

@@oculosprudentium8486 It turns out he really DID want to check out her tochis -- to shoot it with sedatives

[@theyamahabiker1219]

He knew exactly where to take that conversation from the very beginning knowing she would fall for it

[@gore0802]

Reverse psychology... an effective tool. Especially with children lol

[@brendabrown4025]

👍

[@vinuVA]

These two characters are what we call the polar opposites, ones in constant pain and another knows no pain.

[@callmecalamity]

Id say though she didnt feel pain she had a different kind of pain I dont know if that was one of the true plot points of the episode but the way i see it is… Houses main issue in his life, the root of 99% of his problems is his pain and this girls main problem in life is lack of pain. Both wish to be in the opposites shoes for a day. I think it shows that theres different perspectives and grass isnt always greener on the other side just a different kind of struggle

[@theguythatlikeslegos7708]

@@callmecalamity I agree, for example house once took methadone and stopped feeling pain, but decided to quit because it made him a worse doctor or something (the pain seems to be what drives him)

[@vinuVA]

Yes, opposites do have something in common or share something relatable, like the heat and the cold have dryness in common, here House and the girl too share pain in common but a different kind, one wanting to feel what it's like to be in pain and another wanting to feel what's it like to be painless. The polar opposites in this play share something in common, pain and it's also the reason they are distinguished by, funny isn't ? if you think about it, people who are distinguished by a thing are also held relatable to that very same thing.

[@carlbaverstock4785]

Really 😮😮😮

[@JohnKooz]

One is in constant pain and the other FEELS no pain - they both 'know' pain, in that all the checks the CIPA person must do are emotionally painful and bearing the frequent injuries and their care is emotionally painful.

[@tigrerojo9685]

House really pulled the "I'm gonna ask Mom and then you guys will be in trouble!" card without as much as skipping a beat...

[@kingsarverjr502]

And, walked out with his head turned up, like "hmph," lol.

[@charliehigginson7990]

I remember a comment I saw that said something along the lines of “House held up the needle after he injected her because she would have only felt the pressure on her bottom. He was showing her that he wasn’t just a creep” which I think is pretty cool

[@zackrodriguez7519]

wow I had never thought about it from her painless perspective, she must’ve thought House just smacked her butt and that’s why she looked back like that 😂

[@hostclubAG]

just noticed that omg. 2:40 for anyone wondering

[@docproc144]

“Girls can’t hold me for too long cause I only pay for an hour.” What a legend 🤣

[@jeffburns4219]

He’s got that backward, though: It’s not that THEY can’t hold HIM too long; it’s that HE can’t hold THEM too long.

[@mr.slantedeyes9070]

“Hold her down” “We tried” “…Really?” Lol

[@vc180191]

2:47 laugh at how she whips around with a face that scream "did you just grope me?!" and House has to hold up the needle to clarify what he did because she couldn't feel it stabbing her.

[@omniverse7976]

I can only imagine her thoughts when she saw the needle was: “Son of a…” before she passed out.

[@noirenya-nya9632]

0:35 The facial expression House makes when he looks away after saying "I'm in pain" is a nice detail... Great acting. He's definitely reminded of the fact that the patient can't feel pain but I'm not entirely sure if he's envious, bitter, resentful or a little bit of all of those.

[@christineferrara8367]

Chase's face when House says he got shot at 2:34!

[@puneetsingh9368]

He's like, good point

[@cassidyb.3531]

Chase constantly has the best reactions to House, it's wonderful.

[@lotusglobe2671]

Followed by Mika Boorem retorting back at him "I sat on the stove when I was 3. Wanna see the coil marks???" Wow, House has found his match: a teenage female version of himself with 1000 times more snarkiness and self-confident brattiness haha! I loved this episode so much hahaha! First time watching it tonight and it's easily in my Top 10 favorite episodes (possibly even my Top 5).

[@miriam7779]

"I can't cry!" "Neither Can I !!!" 😅

[@seargesoren9391]

This is the funniest morally blind adult X stereotypical teenager conversation I have ever witnessed

[@Ariccio123]

"chase will find 8 somebodys"

[@firelass4806]

And Foreman would find 13

[@alias8378]

@@firelass4806 No 13 came two seasons later.

[@Great_Olaf5]

The fact that he gave up on bullying his team into doing the nerve biopsy has me curious. Did he really think he had no chance of convincing them, and thought he could convince Cuddy, or did he want someone with actual authority over him to tell him "no way in hell," because he knew it was unwarranted?

[@shoppinmadnesz22]

if it was unwarranted, why would even he suggest it unless there's something actually to his theory

[@Great_Olaf5]

@@shoppinmadnesz22 Because that wasn't a theory. He wanted a spinal nerve biopsy in hopes he could transplant some of her nerves into him to get rid of his leg pain. It wasn't even remotely diagnostic, and everyone pointed it out.

[@oriongreed2843]

I thought he was pissed, cuz he is in so much pain, and this girl can't feel it.

[@Great_Olaf5]

@@oriongreed2843 More envious than pissed.

[@theguythatlikeslegos7708]

@@Great_Olaf5 but CIPA patients don't have nerves, because the nerves ended up dying

[@dailydoseofmedicinee]

The medical mystery of each episode is intriguing.

[@turningmememachine7256]

Yeah Sherlock, that's the point

[@nalgene247]

@@turningmememachine7256 hahaha my thought exactly. Must be a bot comment.

[@sam-dy2ho]

thats the point of the show

[@l.a.3479]

@@turningmememachine7256 Rude

[@Tuck-Shop]

@@turningmememachine7256 F U Watson.

[@Justgonnaleavethisblank]

Best medical show of all time

[@g29000]

Thee best

[@fasterslower6778]

Nobody could have played it better than hugh

[@FiveN9ne]

Scrubs is first, House is a close second

[@Justgonnaleavethisblank]

@@FiveN9ne personally never really watched much Scrubs, didn't really get into it

[@sam-dy2ho]

@@FiveN9ne house is for sure first for me, scrubs is second.

[@delmicortave]

0:52 house was right at the end: cameron found somebody at the end when she no longer work near house, got married and had a baby, chase date a lot and foreman focus in his job as dean. House is great at reading people

[@tonymonxana992]

“I got shot” she was like okay he wins🤣

[@keiyangoshin3650]

House proving he’s a teenage girl. 😂

[@Lemontarts01]

"Think i just wanna check your tuckus" Lmaoooooooooooooo

[@ОтабекБойкобилов-ю9м]

Cameron: You weren't shot because of a leg pain, you were shot because you are a jerk. House: Some think the two are connected. Oh, House, all people who have watched all your episodes will understand you

[@Jssielikestodraw]

Wha

[@andrewatarantino]

@@Jssielikestodraw Houses leg pain causes him to be a jerk

[@juliav.mcclelland2415]

Not according to Cuddy - your former college fling says you were like this long before.

[@georgeswanson697]

Получается так! Алга Кыргызстан!

[@SH-or2my]

@@andrewatarantino wasn't he always a bit of a jerk though, even from before the leg?

[@monocle2337]

The person running this channel is the true hero.

[@RedJoker9000]

Played the "back and forth" a lot with patients in hospitals. We tried to add some joking stuff too, but did it to basically understand each others in ER/normal room. (I have a incurable medical condition) Sure it was odd, but at times was the easier way to learn about each other. Wasted many summers being in a hospital for 2+ months. Some patients (if went thru worse) celebrate and said "well so what's my prize"

[@DeathnoteBB]

You get it 😄 Some people just need to let it out or be talked to on their level. And having it worse is at least some kind of win. I feel like most people don’t get it, they think it’s just fighting or an exercise in misery. As if denying the problems helps anyone!

[@wiltyner101]

House should’ve requested a DNA because she fits the profile to be his daughter

[@vbertrand]

Underrated comment !! :)

[@LewisBowels]

I would love to see the blooper reel from them going back and forth.

[@candykxttens]

chases cute little nod when house said he got shot 😭

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

When you're not even five seconds into the video and they've already given you Occam's razor

[@sahityabk]

Everytime I click to watch for a little bit i end up always watching the whole thing

[@LuxDragon]

"I got shot."

[@vangildermichael1767]

Oh my. House was such a good series. I bought it a bunch of years ago. I think I will watch them all again. From the season #1 to end. These little clips make me remember how intense it was. In all of, (forever), there has only been a few "good" series. This is one of them. My collection is only about 4 big, and this is one of em'. And then, here comes "streaming", and makes my collection null. You have what I have. House is part of Prime. But, ah, (Early Edition) doesn't stream anywhere. I bought that one.

[@mariusweber4990]

I highly recommend keeping whatever collection you have, because nowadays streaming sites only purchase show rights for a few languages and for a limited time, so in a year those bought copies might be the only way to still watch the show. Happened to me with English language Hawaii Five-0 a while back in Germany.

[@vangildermichael1767]

@@mariusweber4990 I gotta agree with you on that front. Prime and Netflix both quit streaming (star trek TNG). And they lost the rights to stream stuff from the BBC (I think that's how it went). Dr. who had a big issue there at Prime. All my collection was gone last time I looked (about a year ago, i think).

[@cloudedarctrooper]

That was the best back and forth ever, and it was for such a genius reason

[@voyaage1969]

I'm currently on season 4 and its so hard to sit through without the original team. Not that its not good. I love House, but the new team is just not the same.

[@willywill3570]

no worries youre in for a treat after s4

[@cambo338]

Keep going mate, there are a lot of treats along the way

[@bachir1992]

Unlike the other commenters i actually think you’ve already seen the best house has to offer. Not that the rest isn’t worth it, but it simply doesn’t compare to the first half.

[@drive9912]

2:06 Man I miss this show.

[@MyDeerFriendTim]

Wilson:"your miserable you have no friends! You've changed" House:-bangs his cane on the table-"OF COURSE I'VE CHANGED!!!"

[@82dorrin]

House actually CAN run when a baby is getting smothered.

[@McBeamer94]

That's actually the first time I'm witnessing a person overheating that easily and being unable to move a couple hundred feet without steaming and turning red hot. It's like she's got a broken organic thermostat or something. 😱

[@DeathnoteBB]

Yep, she can’t sweat. She also says boys can’t hold her for too long or she overheats so I assume her body has issues regulating its own heat. So yeah, basically she does. Well more of an internal heating issue, the thermostat is just what shows the temperature, but yeah.

[@gamedude10001]

Still love this series to this day

[@thegreyarea-WPP]

As someone who's spent the past 18 years in chronic pain, I've often wondered what might be possible with the stem cells of a CIPA patient. When no neuropathic routes work and nociceptive pain meds take huge doses to have a moderate effect on the pain and a permanent effect on addiction, it would be great to see if CIPA stem cells have any chance of changing things.

[@romulusnr]

Something about this show managed to get stellar performances out of bit players and it's really something. Was there ever a bad actor on House? You'd never know.

[@Pete_R63]

I modified this for my own use years ago for when friends or colleagues would complain about men not liking to spend time cuddling. I would say, "I love to cuddle, I just don't do it because I only pay for an hour." I would get some great looks- so worth it. Cheers

[@deebbroo8788]

I just can't get enough House.

[@irawilliams343]

This is one of the best debates ever 🤣

[@idontno0]

You're supposed to make your palms and feet cold when you get a fever or are too hot. Putting cold all over your body makes your brain think the body is cold, so it heats up more.

[@NineInchRuiner]

This is the exact moment when whoever runs this channel became Heisenberg

[@Ervin88]

I can’t cry -neither can’t I ☠️

[@ViewTube_Dan]

These goddamn videos get me to buy all the seasons again.

[@cQueuecumber]

Yeah, what Episode is this? It's before season 4.

[@soozieq697]

One can't feel pain, and one can't stop feeling pain.

[@MrRepoman197]

These two are what we call polar opposites. Who do you think has it worse?

[@kissgergo5202]

"Come on, let's go break her arm!" 🤣

[@zovalentine7305]

Loved this show!

[@dcamaro0173]

"I cant cry" "neither can i" had me dying 😂😂😂

[@geronimo1533]

I’m in pain line hit deep

[@mynameistooshort465]

Every scene is brilliantly made. Why does this show have to end.😢

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

Because you can't always get what you want.

[@l.a.3479]

All shows have to end at some point. This show had a long, successful run.

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

@@l.a.3479 Except One Piece and Pokémon. The former is infinite, and the latter is an advertisement.

[@richardw64]

That's definitely a first, getting Cuddy's approval.🤣

[@testchannelpleaseignore2452]

I wish Mika had been made a recurring charecter, or at least gotten to reprise her role for thr finale. Her chemistry with Hugh is amazing and i think their dynamic could have been explored more. These are two characters, who appear from the outside to accept their circumstances but would also swap place in a second. We see this a little in the episode w/ the nerve biopsy thing but iirc its basically just written away because house being able to fix his chronic pain linda undetcuts the point of the show, and I think writing Hannah saying no would have been tough because she probably would say yes.

[@TheRedDragon54]

I love this show Dr. House Rocks

[@Cheezeblade]

This episode made me feel like a genius I called her diagnosis almost instantly. She can’t feel pain so whatever was making her sick would have been something that had unbearable agony as a side effect. Spoiler she had a massive tapeworm almost a record setting size.

[@KevinEnjoyer]

I swear, House is the ethical loophole for the team. Can't do something because they're not allowed to due to legal and ethical reasons? SEND IN HOUSE

[@TheMonkeyyBusiness]

I remember the blooper video where Hugh realised something is wrong while they were doing the surgery scene and he was like SORRY 😂🤣 post more bloopers from all seasons 🥺 earnest request pls pls pls 🥺

[@Nyxthebat04]

I'm with the girl on this one. Her condition is worse. Life expectancy for CIPA is 25 years old...

[@heartsmyfaceforever8140]

On the bright side it takes five minutes to grill up hotdogs and pour ten chip flavours into bowls.

[@kiwikawot]

I love this

[@a-void6774]

I'm impressed House got the cap off the syringe with one hand

[@diatonicdissonance]

he literally used two hands but ok

[@jamescassar5348]

Neither can I 🤣

[@ofcourseimfullofit]

I miss this show. Hugh is an incredible actor. He doesn’t get enough credit.

[@ricaard]

I love this show so much.

[@lyfpha]

I got shot trumps everything.

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

Why is Chase the only one like 'yea...house has had it worse.' Lol

[@mayedalshamsi]

Does anyone know in what episode, or what the title of the KZbin video is, where House asks Cuddy to allow him to perform a crazy procedure, Cuddy sarcastically says "yeah, sure," and then House says okay and walks out? And then Cuddy has a terrified look on her face, chases him, tells him she was obviously kidding, and House says it won't look like that in the court transcript? Don't know if I can be more specific than this, but I've been trying to find it for the past hour. No luck. 😂

[@robemminger2418]

House asks if he can give a kid shrooms as a treatment for cluster headaches. The episode is named "The Jerk"

[@mayedalshamsi]

@@robemminger2418 - I love you. Thanks!

[@mayedalshamsi]

For future reference, it's season 3, episode 23, at around the 10 minute mark.

[@johnhanes5021]

Season 3 Ep 23 The Jerk. it's on peacock.

[@shirouhayashi3319]

One knows hardship and time, their arrogance a mask for coping. The other knows no pain, and very little time. Their arrogance is undeserved.

[@tylersmith9465]

Nice job 👍

[@mustafafethiorhan8973]

"You didn't shot because you are in pain. You got shot because you are a jerk."

[@Logan_innit.12]

“Let’s go brake her arm 😊”

[@amberdenise5954]

How did she kno he stuck her with the needle 💉? Maybe she felt the pressure since she didn’t feel the pain

[@xLoVeKiLlS2829x]

House: "i got shot" Me: "so did i, who cares?" (Yes i was shot and had no idea until i saw bl00d all over my favorite pair of pants. I was mad about that. Just had no idea where i was shot at. Downside of having a high pain tolerance? Bad nervous system, idk we dk whats wrong with me. I can feel certain types of pain. But theres like alot of types of pain i cant feel. I have some spinal issues and back problems. Usually when someone is playing the poor me card, i play one of my holy fluff cards to get them to stop.)

[@pegasusted2504]

since she can't feel anything I am curious as hell as to why, when he jabbed her, she looked around with that reaction on her face.

[@JScarper]

She can't feel pain, she can still feel other things, like the fact that she just touched her butt lol

[@SmoothGyri]

Surprise I guess

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

She could still hear it go in and feel the pressure. Pressure is not the same as pain.

[@pegasusted2504]

@@dianeaishamonday9125 pressure and pain still rely on nerve sensation. She doesn't have the connections between the nerves and the brain to interpret the signals from the nrves. Therefore she would feel neither pain nor pressure. That is why she has to check herself all the time due to not being informed by her body of any type of injury. She has to time her toilet visits and such and that isn't a pain sensation etc.

[@tedioussugar384]

She felt the sensation of touch, just not the pain registering with it, so to her it probably seemed like a middle-aged adult man just felt up her hiney.

[@robwebster1098]

I can't cry! Neither can I!

[@kdhlkjhdlk]

Cameron: We got her temperature below boiling Someone is confused between 105F and Celsius.

[@WooHoo-itsGaryGnu]

It is just a figure of speech, Boiling is a term doctor's a nurses use when your temperature exceeds 104

[@nerdyninjatemptress]

Now I want to see it from the opposite direction. A doctor with CIPA and a teenager with chronic pain.

[@HolyRomanEmperor90]

I’m from Princeton and when my mom was in the hospital with pneumonia, she was treated by the doctor who inspired House. She told me she got really annoyed with him because he once woke her up at around 11pm to listen to her lungs lol.

[@Sansaguadikie]

Theres like 400 princetons in the world

[@HolyRomanEmperor90]

@@Sansaguadikie Princeton, New Jersey. That’s where the show takes place.

[@tedmarcak287]

his come-backs always one-up her, its also so quick and witty: girl - "i cant run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling" house - "i cant run" girl - "i need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom" house - "the bathroom's 50 feet away from my office, after every drink i weigh the pros and cons" girl - "after everything i do, i self-check, mouth, toes, fingers, eyes" house - "i. got. shot."

[@uss_04]

Used to have such a crush on Mika Boorem

[@romulusnr]

Clip video based on comment is a first for this channel, nice

[@LiveToRun7RunToLive]

Check and mate lol

[@nikhilsrivastava4172]

*Soooo good*

[@randomracoon8467]

“Oh wow such high quality i can use this clip for an edit!…oh is that…yeah there’s text over it…oh…”

[@leahowlett5525]

It’s kind of funny how they keep going back and forth on who has it worse.

[@dbadaddy7386]

Convenient how these things always happen when witnesses are around

[@ibraheemtalash5094]

Now THAT is not required. Paralyses for fever? Unnecessary risk

[@CA-bw9vw]

2:04 If God had a Livestream and he reads all the answered prayers

[@goldilocks913]

These are like crack cocaine for my sparky dialogue gland

[@loganburntitus6948]

doubt 99% understand constant pain. its wall portrayayed. u adjust

[@michaelharris9993]

Lol...House only pays for an hour with his opiate addiction alone makes that unrealistic.

[@chandlerrose4545]

How so?

[@Jpeg.g]

Outplayed

[@TheMonkeyyBusiness]

One of the best cases! Also @ admin, how do u know I was thinking about this episode?

[@maggiesmith5470]

What's season and episode is this

[@BenjoeB]

Band for band

[@19RichieJCook]

I want a reboot so bad, or even a movie. Anything

[@michaelmcdoesntexist1459]

With a Woke House, a Black Cameron and a Trans Foreman?

[@sam-dy2ho]

@@michaelmcdoesntexist1459 god how awesome

[@Dennis-E92]

@@michaelmcdoesntexist1459 lol

[@peterknutsen3070]

Who could portray House in a reboot or remake? Robert Downey Junior is too old, and Robbie Coltrane is way too old. Nobody can do a new House.

[@19RichieJCook]

@@peterknutsen3070 huh? Hugh Laurie can do it lol

[@A350Fan11]

Dang house was really smart to inject from the butt

[@iamReddington]

House is fucking great, love him so much.

[@tylersmith9465]

Ouch 🤕

[@bartudundar3193]

Its interesting that she turned around as if in discomfort when House injected her. I thought she couldn't feel anything.

[@oxfanblink4115]

Her expression was confusion and disgust since she likely thought he was touching her inappropriately both as her doctor and with her being a child still. Until he showed her he was just sedating her

[@TCB405]

House wins