Giving my chat TOO much control

[@XTempestBuster]

THE IDEA ISN'T SIMPLE?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REAL BOAT OF FAIL?!

[@miguelflorez5507]

O:

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

I can’t believe it myself

[@Theartistdee]

Failboat is slowly changing

[@maelanlixy2540]

BAP

[@WolfRider2002]

Chat has gone mad with power. They must be contained before it's too late

[@holyelephantmg8838]

“Your mother never loved you but your father’s very proud of you” *Confused screaming*

[@murasaika2776]

"... t-thank you...?"

[@killedbycrit]

literally saw this comment as that was playing lmfao

[@Mapple318]

​@@killedbycrit i saw it before the video started and i was utterly confused

[@Ethylus]

*flamingo moment*

[@Mapple318]

@@Ethylus i can 100% imagine him saying that XD

[@Cuprite1024]

Just hearing Jay say "Your mother never loved you but your father's very proud of you" while seeing the light leave Fail's eyes as Jay casually continues doing his thing is comedy gold.

[@TheShadow1347]

Indeed 😂

[@Ethylus]

14:25I like the idea of the chat waddle dees just being strange little children that wander around failboat’s apartment

[@Ethylus]

I did not comment this before the video was 14 minutes old, that was all a dream.

[@shanellemurrey9300]

Yep, we’re strange little children that yell pasta and beam attack at him 😂

[@six_buck_dlc]

i always thought it was one being possessed by 3,179 consecutive people but this is funnier

[@majkat6549]

@@shanellemurrey9300 and ploopy

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

@@six_buck_dlc Only when it's Bandana Dee (or any other Chat Controls character)

[@a_simpleunderscore]

The idea isn’t simple. The world is ending. *RUN.*

[@Fluzwad]

You wake up. It's Sunday. The idea is no longer simple. PANIC

[@Navi-the-most-annoying-one]

Pray to the beam attack, keysssss and ploopy that we’ll survive

[@RapsterDude]

True

[@Jellyshark39]

Pray that the moom won't crash down on us all

[@alpho789]

@@Jellyshark39you have three days, go

[@djsmashbal]

From the Pasta loop, to the Christianity Chain, to the workout chain, the insanity and cleverness of Chat never ceases to amaze me

[@cesarv7685]

All aboard the failure express!! Next stop, insanity (but not for us 😁)

[@Byecryptosuckers]

Every video is a new train car😂

[@SiSoz]

Watch us make a jaywalking chain lol

[@AkashChirumamilla]

Which videos were those again?

[@djsmashbal]

They were “My Live Chat Forced me to Ruin my stream” and “I told my live chat to ruined the video”

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

“Woah, how did you get so strong?!” “every hit failboat takes, I do one pushup” ”Jesus Christ."

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

Holy crap was not expecting this to get popular

[@KingdomMayFivePadua]

"520 likes and 1 reply? Let me fi-" SHUT UP

[@fuseegelee]

It

[@Capibara_Junior]

7:05 ''u laughed?, ur stupid, i like that shirt''

[@V1_ULTRAKILL3535]

Oh…

[@LoZG1937]

Conditions fulfilled, next thing

[@M00nl1ghtF0xi1]

every time jay compliments failboat

[@Capibara_Junior]

@@M00nl1ghtF0xi1 that's the joke

[@M00nl1ghtF0xi1]

@@Capibara_Junior real

[@RGBJ0ker-kg5dw]

That one chat member just casually asking, ‘Do you know about Little Big Planet?’ in the background of all the chaos was just hilarious (14:25 btw)

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

15:15 statistically you’ve set up pushups to fail by splitting the vote, therefore making a 25/25/50 out of a 50/50 meaning the singular answer is almost guaranteed a win

[@_Caden]

more of a 30/30/40 out of a 60/40 judging by the results

[@MXonaskateboard]

Apple 🍎 👍

[@GuyPersonBobicus]

You could vote for more than one though

[@skoopdewoop]

Twitch-based gerrymandering.

[@MXonaskateboard]

Banana 🍌 👍

[@tatertot3305]

WHAT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DID I WAKE UP IN THAT THE IDEA IS NO LONGER SIMPLE??

[@champion_ofcloud-var]

the universe with the infinite pasta loop

[@Blastia2k]

I think some of us woke up in a different world

[@Tails442]

I DONT KNOW

[@TheShadow1347]

Probably the bizarro world

[@1plush2]

"im the only person within killing distance of dan" fail you might wanna move houses or something ya know

[@stevefeak5696]

13:03 "GODANHURRYAVOIDTHEOBSTICLESPLEASEINEEDANYTHINGBUTSILENCEKEEPGOINGAVOIODTHEBONEGETTOTHEENDWEONLYHAVEALITTLEBITOFTIMEOPENTHEMOUTHPUTTHEWATERINNYOU'REGONNAACTIVETHATPUYTTHATTHERESPRAYTHEWATERWHYWOULDYOUHITHIMNOWIHAVETOGO-I'MGONNADOASQUATNOWGETUPANDDOASQUATDANGOMOVEDAN!!! 30 SECONDS IS OVER!" THAT GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH

[@Zack_Zander]

*“WHYDIDYOUHITHIM!?”*

[@Phonex108]

I WAS CRYING WHY IS IT WHENEVER JAY JUST YELLS ITS HILARIOUS 😭😭😭

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

And fail just crying made it funnier

[@raventheampwave1900]

yeah that "I'm gonna do a SQUAT" lmao

[@Toytheory08]

9:25

[@OtherAxoltol]

When Failboat says "the Idea is *NOT SIMPLE* " for the first video you know utter chaos is only soon to follow

[@Gone_And_Lost]

7:05 "YOU'RE STUPID. I like that shirt." Peak friend moment right there

[@piknum145]

I love how quickly they forgot about the laughing rule

[@The_Jumping_Box]

The rules only apply as the timer is running

[@SoupBowlofMadness]

3:00 please tell me I'm not the only one who heard "i know what they are" and immediately thought of that one picture of the dog. Anyway great video, man. Glad to see the chat wreak havoc once again!

[@Commander_Appo]

Happy pride month to the homophobic dog

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

it's their month

[@curiouscreator8806]

what photo of what dog, exactly?

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

@@curiouscreator8806 oh you're one of them, aren't you?

[@Commander_Appo]

@@curiouscreator8806 I know what you are

[@pikanachuster4032]

The idea is simple, Jay is within killing distance of boat

[@austinforgie1069]

Me: "Alright a new failboat vid- Fail: "The idea is NOT simple". Me: "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE"

[@AiChatSummary]

🎵 as long as there's no Apocalypse

[@CarterIsReal]

The amount of fear I’ve gotten from “chat makes the rules” vids is incomprehensible

[@CarterIsReal]

Also holy cow how am I first

[@eggyt1153]

@@CarterIsRealmagic

[@CarterIsReal]

@@eggyt1153real

[@gaidencastro9706]

"The idea is NOT simple" - Successboat

[@InfernosMSM]

Successplane

[@kirbyfan1844]

*WinCar*

[@blazesalamancer8767]

Success Ship

[@randthedumbguy6409]

LoseShip

[@RosieTheRo]

8:10 i'm overstimulated

[@robo23studios]

14:24 that waddle dee carries lots of wisdom

[@---Ari_Animates---]

10:00 HEY, YELLING CHEESE OUT LOUD IS MY THING.

[@fun032]

7:56 Jay just described a legacy of the scythe swap au

[@RayDragonM]

Oh my god you’re so right

[@kat_idkwhattoputhere]

oh my god wait so that would mean evil moom mom

[@PeterJayese]

The what?

[@fun032]

@@PeterJayese Search it up, it's the best series Failboat has ever made

[@fun032]

@@PeterJayese Search it up Legacy of the Scythe is the best thing Failboat has ever made

[@TheStrangerOnTheInternet]

You know the video is crazy if the idea isn't simple.

[@geraldballinger6428]

Chat is basically like "ok so the plan is simple, we make their lives as hard as it can be"

[@aryablankenship6469]

this went from “the idea isn’t simple” to “fail and jay exercising together for 16:40”

[@StarbitO]

Every minute of video footage I watch with both of these guys in it I get closer to needing to be put in a mental asylum

[@bubbline1334]

I think an interesting way to iterate on this concept is to have a limit on the number of rules, like 5 or 6, then replace the oldest one with the newest one as they get added That way chat has to strategize around rules being removed, or even set up a rule that starts unproblematic but becomes a big deal once it gets removed somehow

[@SussyGamr]

The idea is finally not simple

[@PauleneCallahan]

It was never simple

[@Mr.Splatchy]

It was hard​@@PauleneCallahan

[@curlybrace4984]

sparg jemster

[@SussyGamr]

@@curlybrace4984 yup

[@curlybrace4984]

@@SussyGamr i get the feling somethimg

[@FectoGiratyna]

You know it’s going to horrifying when the idea is not simple

[@carriejames6818]

14:08 Editor did him dirty 💀

[@doinkaesthetics]

0:00 EVERYBODY RUN, THE IDEA IS NO LONGER SIMPLE!! THE UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING Okay but srsly this intro gave me emotional whiplash.

[@DeclanOleary-z9k]

6:34 :O HE SAID THE THING!!!

[@e3vee677]

15:27 yeah so fun fact failboat putting in the 2 options brought the chances to be in jay’s favor. This is because between the 2 options, the votes (which are very clearly in the majority of about 2:1) get split up, into around 1:1. This is less of the million dollars being in between the bankrupts in jeopardy, but instead (unfortunately) like politics. This is also a notable flaw with the American system. Education on these topics is important, kids.

[@StarbitO]

Damn we got mr statistics major over here

[@e3vee677]

@@StarbitObelieve it or not, I don’t have any sort of experience in the statistics field. I just enjoy math, thus I am capable of these rudimentary realizations. TL;DR, I watched a fair bit of PRIMER (the blob guy on KZbin)

[@AlohaXChicken27]

16:29 “the idea is simple, I am now Kirby”

[@PoppetProductionsYT]

13:13 This made me laugh much more than it should have. Seriously, Jay’s yelling especially on “I’M GONNA DO A SQUAAAAAT!!! NOW, GET UP AND GO DO A SQUAAAAAT!!!” made me lose it.

[@cheezy309]

14:39 Failboat knows about LittleBigPlanet CONFIRMED!!!!

[@pineball43]

i love it when chat insights psychological warfare against dan

[@shanellemurrey9300]

I love these streams lol, although we may have incited too much psychological damage to him the last time we did it, with the help of DougDougs chat

[@gamerclips3606]

5:55 “your forehead is way to big” aww hell nah

[@justinrodriguez5957]

The idea was simple. You gave Chat control. The following chaos that ensues is not simple.

[@KingMelon345]

"The Idea Is Not Simple" *CONFUSED AND TERRIFIED SCREAMING*

[@Yea1maGamer]

That intro gave me the hardest whiplash of my life

[@daofficerofthenoodles7504]

The idea is currently showing no simplity and more of a complicated idea for the moral human that take more brainpower to understand the complexity of this idea

[@ScribbleSpirit]

These two have such a brother dynamic it's so awesome, I love the videos with Jay!!

[@Cabbagekirb]

“Buy a Kirby pipe bomb for Dan” My discord user: You call?

[@I_KnowWhatYouAre]

“YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU BUT YOUR FATHER IS VERY PROUD OF YOU” gave me so much whiplash

[@RapidProbably]

I like how despite only one person actually playing, it feels like they are a doing a team effort.

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Every time Fail _ENDS A VIDEO,_ he must _FEED CHAT ONE BOX OF PASTA PER VIEWER_

[@Roundtree_stuff]

HE BROKE THE RULES! THEY BOTHED LAUGHED JAY NEVER insulted nor complimented him

[@GamerFunOriginallyAarush]

“The idea is not simple!” He’s in huge trouble now!

[@medusathedecepticon]

Best thing I've watched all day. Work has been absolutely garbage for everyone at my job the past few months, so it was nice to watch something enjoyable after everything that has happened.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

2:27 I’ll hold you to that jay… til the next video… Heh, always… sure.

[@CowChuckin]

i am SO HAPPY that editor Noteblock was criticizing the squat form, 10/10 episode great work and i am happy with this

[@honguy1705]

To be fair this is an idea that Failboat couldn’t make simple if he tried. Also love Jay’s reactions to Failboat’s chat

[@watermelonDetective]

14:25 "you know about little big planet?" Also give back real simple idea fail boat

[@xxcarioxx2261]

Has anyone else noticed how crazy Jay’s squat form is? 5:48

[@illigerboy4915]

7:05 "You laughed. You're stupid. I like that shirt."

[@your_localcommenter-ft4vf]

Failboat’s friends are really going to start seeing how psychopathic Chat is.

[@Someone_loser]

Did I hear the idea is not simple... We all are in a whirlwind now

[@billieharris4773]

Not simple… dear God.

[@Jetfox967]

The idea is simple: Chatty Dee loves to commit psychological warfare.

[@Fl0shy]

Buff failboat doesn't exist he cant hurt you Buff failboat 11:39

[@Master_at_play]

0:01 how not simple

[@RubyAlternate]

Alternate Title: Jay's Fit Adventure

[@Unluckydood]

“The idea is NOT simple” *oh god.* If the other stuff was considered “simple”, then this is going to be very, very interesting.

[@elainad6728]

0:17 *Jay!!!*

[@netziguess3507]

*Jay!!!*

[@P1chumemeomg11_YT]

Failboat’s mind be like : ThE pLaN iS nOt SiMpLe NoT sImPlE nOt SiMpLe *while going insane *

[@MechaBrainGD]

Me: Oh, new Failboat video! Fail: The idea is NOT simple. Me: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

[@Ribeye_sandwich]

The idea isn't simple. You don't wake up on sunday. You won't be panicking for long.

[@GlitchOnePlus]

If the IDEA is NOT SIMPLE I'm NOT watching this video Daniel my goldfish of a brain cannot process complex stories, character development, and non-simple ideas turned into a KZbin Video 👁️👄👁️

[@nicholaspatton_1991]

Hi, everyone. I need help on a ruling on something. One of the rules is Jay must exercise for every hit. As you can see at points 3:34, 3:37, and 3:40-3:45, you can see this: Kirby’s weapon “hitting” a coin, Kirby’s weapon “hitting” a flower to get a coin, and an enemy’s hammer “hitting” the ground 3 times. Since Jay likely didn’t do exercises because of those hits, does that mean Failboat has to replay this level from the beginning? This is in reference to Jay doing a push up after Failboat hit him near the beginning of the video

[@ltren8673]

finally, we have achieved a form beyond simple ideas.

[@BeantheGerridae]

"how did you get like that?" "Every Hit, I Did One Pushup." "jesus christ!"

[@WelcomeToHypersHouse]

Christianity loop flashbacks intensify

[@theforce0977]

14:25 LITTLEBIGPLANET SPOTTED

[@RKStone]

Insulting then complimenting in the same breath. That is the mark of a true best friend 😁

[@StylishMario]

When the idea isn't simple, You know something is up

[@chefiguess]

i have yearned for the day where the idea is no longer simple. it has come. the prophecy has been realized.

[@RoundBert_official]

14:25 LITTLE BIG PLANET MENTIONED RAHHHH

[@user-blubery]

THAT WAS ME!!!

[@PeterP616]

I don’t think we are stable at all, but this has been pretty fun, with all the ways you get us involved in streams, and was especially fun with Jay being added into the mix!

[@AceJackWagon885]

Every time Jay complains you must finish the level. That means you must complete the level once for every complaint. *when is it, dan?*

[@mathcookie8224]

I think he only complained once between the establishment of that rule and the end of the level, so the level only had to be finished once.

[@AceJackWagon885]

@@mathcookie8224 It would stack on top of the original, because then you wouldn't be completing it for his complaint.

[@mathcookie8224]

@@AceJackWagon885 Fair point, but I see a loophole here: if he makes a save state right before the end of the level, he can just reload it and finish it multiple times in a row. The rule would just demand he *finishes* the level multiple times, not replay the whole thing.

[@nekoperson622]

The idea is simple, chat.

[@graphixnikki]

8:00 “your mother never loved you but your father is very proud of you.” 1,2

[@Ben360x]

me when the idea isn’t simple 12:55

[@someperson9613]

I must say, there was a flaw in Jay’s squat form, and it’s that his heels weren’t touching the ground as he went down. Though I say this before he might be corrected

[@pineball43]

“the idea isn’t simple” is not something what you want to hear. if you are reading this, run. you don’t have much time left.

[@Mr.Splatchy]

F*ck

[@Toppy_From_Scratch]

this content is making my brain rot. Can't wait until the next upload. Edit: When pressing the numbers on your keyboard, most of them are just working out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Doddleproductions]

Kirby cosplay.

[@Mr.Splatchy]

what

[@Zackwashacked]

you heard him

[@MacobPadling]

Chat is insane I LOVE IT!😂

[@Gren0]

Guys. I think we lost him. The Idea is not simple 😭

[@jonahdettmer6497]

THE IDEA IS SIMPLE Every laugh: jay just says "you're stupid, i like your shirt"

[@VGJol]

The idea is- WHAT DO YOU MEAN *NOT* SIMPLE HOW DARE YOU DO THIS

[@Noodle-oodle]

I out loud yelled “THE IDEA ISNT SIMPLE. THE IDEA ISNT SIMPLE!?!?”

[@CHEESE_MAN-24.]

*C H E E S E*

[@Kaylalynn8484]

C H E E S E

[@StealthfiretheHexagonal]

C H E E S E

[@MarioPlushYT]

“I am the only person within killing distance of Dan.”

[@Kboy-v2i]

Yes we do

[@Gaylonelycactus]

THE IDEA ISN'T SIMPLE???! THE END TIMES ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!

[@Fem_Witch]

"They love their chains!" -Failboat

[@Nolanexdee]

The idea is quite simple