glados discovers stan twitter

[@Polybrow]

YES! the long awaited sequel

[@thegod9539]

There is a part one?

[@lynnettecosta1424]

@@thegod9539 No, this is the original creator of the audio

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5812]

0:37 glados just jumping back half a footballfield looks kinda weird and im not sure if i like it

[@greenpiersystem]

​@@lynnettecosta1424 Yeah, Polybrow's twitter got put in the Who To Follow section as well in the early part of the video! (as well as Stephen Merchant and Ellen McLain.)

[@lynnettecosta1424]

@@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee5812 uh, that’s not how football fields work nor how big they are

[@murkysaltwater3646]

I love GlaDOS’ breaking point is a Turret saying skrunkly and seeing Wheatley like a flying cat poptart

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

That's a NYANCAT you heathen

[@billrich9722]

That was also my breaking point.

[@skeptic_lemon]

GLaDOS is too old to handle that shit give her a break

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

Seriously, I was this close from bursting out laughing if my parents weren’t asleep. THIS CLOSE 🤏

[@lmahu6627]

And then in the artwork for Steam's 20th anniversary, PotatOS was drawn to reference that cat-poptart. I wonder what she would think of that.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Love how he's still like a decade behind everyone else in the room, stumbling upon Nyan Cat in current year is like finding a unicorn

[@bababooey5402]

I think all they had to do to make him "moronic" was make his system run on the OS equivalent of Internet Explorer.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@bababooey5402 well they messed up because there are several points during the game where he comes up with plans that work

[@trianglemoebius]

@@quantumblauthor7300 Nothing Wheatly suggested would have worked if Chell wasn't so good at improvising. Even when he got close to a good idea, like suggesting stopping turret production and cutting off the neurotoxin at the source (itself not exactly a complex idea), he basically had Chell go there with no plans for what to do when she arrived, or even any tools beyond the Portal Gun (which Whealty forgot she had anyway). Wheatly's still a moron, it's just that Chell's clever enough to come up with good plans of action on the spot.

[@T.W.Gamers]

@@quantumblauthor7300 same with internet explorer, it isn’t exactly reliable but every now and then it actually works.

[@ZackagonXM]

@@quantumblauthor7300 Statistically speaking, one of them have to.

[@jebus4261]

I like how GLaDOS says “computer, shut down the aperture science Twitter account” despite the fact that SHE IS the computer

[@MightyMageGames]

She's Just Saying That So Wheatley Has A Moment Of Panic Before It Happens.

[@lozm4835]

The internet had reduced her intelligence far more than Wheatley ever could...

[@Kerrigan-QOB]

What if cell-brain copy was the computer? New theory discovered

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

There's also Announcer; maybe she was talking to it?

[@saricubra2867]

Technically no, the proper computer of the facility or the mainframe is below.

[@Futureman2233]

Glados's expression response with the turret saying 'scrunkly' makes it hilarious. XD

[@GladOS23216]

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

[@HeatedBlizzard]

@@GladOS23216scrunkly

[@silly_goobie]

my name has been disrespected and slandered.

[@krasistefanovlol]

@@silly_goobie oh sorry about that, promise it wont happen next time

[@gamesarefun9380]

It is

[@tombull89]

oh my lord, GLADOS going "what the fuck are you saying" has me dying

[@liondyi]

No replies? Let me fix that

[@crusadertwo239]

1 reply? Let me fix that

[@PhorzaSky]

2 replies? Let me fix that

[@bowiehunter]

3 replies? Let me fix that

[@CaraOMara]

4 replies? Let me fix that

[@bluezcreen]

"What in the name of Windows 9 have you unleashed upon this facility?" as a techie i laughed hard

[@SpheresVA]

mfs really just skipped a whole number

[@traumfxngertv]

same, i just died at that point

[@headcrabcoast0277]

Same

[@bluezcreen]

@@how_to_lol_u for the name of bill gates and windows 96, i must say that is a very great idea

[@Streetcleanergaming]

I'm using that now

[@innertuber4049]

I love how Wheatley has somehow managed to stay in 2006, despite her directions

[@bababooey5402]

"despite her directions" Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

[@vault6242]

@@bababooey5402 Hmmyeah...

[@austinhletko7994]

@@vault6242 *gasp* Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!

[@SaberRexZealot]

Ah superintendent GLaDOS! Welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable test!

[@arby327]

@@SaberRexZealot oh egads! My test is ruined!

[@JustJacob01]

0:38 Despite GLaDOS not having much of a face I love visibly shocked she was after hearing that.

[@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588]

The eye and body language is all you need to discern her mood.

[@polarknight5376]

The light dimming to emulate a squint was just...

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Why does the current barely pronounce the r in George? Is it British???

[@TheOfficialAnimotive]

@@The-S-H3lf-Eater 15.ai isn't the most advanced TTS so it's expected to result in the occasional mispronunciation or audio artifacts

[@Kai-1138]

You don’t need a face to express emotion… HERE THAT PARAMOUNT?

[@nolmc]

Glados saying "why are there a bunch of quirky verified whiteboys in my mentions" just kills me

[@Syy]

I was not prepared for how funny GLaDOS cursing would be.

[@Jereido]

You never will be

[@digimonalvatrax2738]

NEED MORE!!

[@spooderman6312]

"Augumented lazer crabs are being deployed online for the silencing of capitalism. This is a development I was not ready for." I just love her reaction to the meme here, I, mean she's an AI and probably wouldn't get memes, they way she put it was just perfect

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

And, the best part? Not only is that something GLaDOS would probably actually say in the Portal games, but that would probably also be something she would be willing to develop and test in the facility. 😂

[@trianglemoebius]

@@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 Agreed. There's no way she isn't developing some sort of Aperture Science Crustacean-Based Optical Beam Platform after this.

[@colonelcactus2462]

@@trianglemoebius Technically, is that not what a Strider is? The Combine beat Aperture to it

[@FunAngelo2005]

I wish we acctually created lazer crabs irl,that whould be amazing

[@FunAngelo2005]

@@colonelcactus2462 bruh

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

"I wish I was a Pop-Tart in space. Instead, I was just... a core in space." I love Wheatley so much it hurts.

[@steveclark793]

Deserved

[@Неме-щ3м]

Did she just... Recreated Wheatley with all his memories just to torture him?

[@Wheatley-12400]

Glad to hear that someone likes me, even if that someone is a quesadilla.

[@GladOS23216]

@@Wheatley-12400 Hey Wheatley!

[@GladOS23216]

@@Wheatley-12400 your A M O R O N

[@Indus69]

“I wish I was a poptart in space” - Wheatley, 2022

[@C3ILINGF4N]

can’t believe that guy just caved in his johnsons, unbelievable.

[@terigonUSAS12]

bravo vince

[@snowyfox562]

That's 65% more caves per cave!

[@gundamenjoyer217]

New favorite saying right here

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

What the fuck are you saying?

[@baohuynh4041]

You don't know how much I enjoy this. Knowing that Portal would likely never get another sequel, hearing Glados voice generated believably by A.I. in new fan content is just tear jearking.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

ah yes, the PROPER use for a.i. neural networks.

[@HavingCrumpets]

I mean its almost fitting

[@alexharman9001]

You know what I’d love to hear? GLaDOS doing the old SNL ad for Happy Fun Ball. If Aperture had a toy division, that would be their signature product.

[@MightyReeN]

Turret saying "he's so scrungly. 😍～" was cute but. . . Omg GLaDOS's reaction was the exact reaction anyone would have to hearing that

[@polarknight5376]

No one on that smp is scrungly. Some of them get close, but no one gets there. 😕 I'd say the one that gets closest is Puffy, but it's been an *incredibly* long time since I saw any of it as I only watched for Techno. Ranboo is also close, but he's more "woobie" than "scrungly." Please note that scrungly should not be confused with scrunkly, those are two completely different words. All of them are probably scrunkly to *somebody.*

[@redzard2015]

​@@polarknight5376 what the fuck are you saying

[@polarknight5376]

@@redzard2015 Scrungly means rat-like or goblin-like in a cute and endearing way. "scrunkly" is a character that's "weird or unorthodox, yet still cute/otherwise visually appealing."

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

@@polarknight5376 You have to be clinically insane and chronically online enough to understand the difference between words that the internet created and that are spelled SO similar.

[@polarknight5376]

@@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet I am both of those things. 😊

[@cinfdef]

might be good that glados was offline for 50,000 years so she didn't have to witness such, as she would put it, *abandonded-on-a-doorstep behavior*

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

Okay, here is the real question. How long did it take them to get verification? As in canon I am pretty sure that the Aperture brand as whole was considered to be gone; It would be like if a Twitter account was made for a corporation that was bankrupt. Also how in the hell did a turret learn of the Dream smp quickly?

[@C3ILINGF4N]

Wheatley. just Wheatley.

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

@@C3ILINGF4N to which one?

[@XenoTheTurtle]

@@ThefifthBishopofGord both

[@loyal-egg-X3]

Well Twitter verifies dead people so…

[@flipflop8976]

Aperture invested in Bitcoin before everyone got killed in Portal 1

[@DinoRicky]

0:01 love how even with the combine taking over the surface, they still put twitter back up

[@EarlyOwOwl]

I was expecting Wheatley to find fanart of his human version and the fact he lost to King Dice in the sexyman poll

[@bababooey5402]

... Who, in turn, ultimately lost to Sans the fucking skeleton.

[@HavingCrumpets]

...what in the fuck is a sexyman poll

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

@@bababooey5402 Well duh, he's Sans the fucking Skeleton.

[@krasotabella9675]

HE WAS IN THE SEXYMAN POLL???

[@howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps]

@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 BUT HE'S A FUCKING SKELETON

[@peachcolor1]

The way you control their features is just amazing! GLaDOS' movements are fun to watch, Wheatley's too.

[@lestutostresutiles5958]

GLaDOS: Let's give our knowledge to the whole world :D Twitter: We need to know if you are not a robot, find the three cars on this picture GLaDOS: :|

[@devinspencer1678]

Fortunately, she's got Caroline in there to help

[@narrativeless404]

@@devinspencer1678 Unfortunately the Caroline was deleted

[@lestutostresutiles5958]

legend has it that Glados still hasn't found the 3 cars

[@trianglemoebius]

@@narrativeless404 So she claims. I don't exactly trust GLaDOS to be entirely honest about everything, especially given Caroline's presence was enough of GLaDOS to end up in her name.

[@narrativeless404]

@@trianglemoebius Idk

[@AnttoLisa]

“Not a moron followed you”

[@ThatNoobKing]

0:59 the way the ai gave that line was beautiful

[@Thatonerandomsnowman]

Haha 😆

[@chickencraft101]

best video ive seen this year the "WHAT IN THE NAME OF WINDOWS 9 HAVE YOU RELEASED INTO THIS FACILITY" was the best

[@shadowrobot77]

I like to imagine Windows 9 being like an absurdly powerful windows product

[@sillagana]

that turret is so fucking cute omg

[@michaelquinteros3626]

The way glados says “what the wtf are you saying” with her robotic voice is hilarious

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

I feel like GLaDOS only got rid of the internet stuff because she noticed Wheatley was enjoying himself for once and she couldn't have that.

[@FunAngelo2005]

Yup

[@omorier]

poor wheatball

[@shiellabarazon2695]

1:11 Wheatley gets smashed by the claw lol

[@deftcoleman0552]

The claaaaawwww

[@NovaBoi7]

@@deftcoleman0552 toy story reference?

[@anusaukko6792]

The claw? An agent of The Head? Part of The City? From C Corp?

[@SpeckledCat]

No joke, this is the video that got me into portal 6 months ago. I truly thank you.

[@TheOfficialAnimotive]

This is so wholesome to hear, it truly means a lot! This comment has kick-started my motivation to finish an upcoming video!

[@unpopularquasar]

I love the idea that she’s been down there alone for so long that she gives instructions to herself

[@bepyn4ik]

"What the.... What the f*** are you saying?" Glados 2022

[@invertedmarl3657]

the way you animate glados is amazing

[@commanderAnakin]

This is one of the most hilarious Portal videos I've ever seen. What a great job.

[@pieofchart]

Very adorable that GLaDOS is spending time with her Turret child

[@Calamibee]

“I wish I was a pop tart in space” Mood

[@ashleyva1461]

0:53 The emotion in Wheatley's voice is literally so good and makes it so much better

[@Thatonerandomsnowman]

The way she says tubbo melts my heart 😭

[@FunAngelo2005]

Same with Tommy

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"Augmented lasercrabs being deployed online for the silencing of capitalism" is not something I knew I needed to hear glados say.

[@residentdimwit]

Majority of the Turret's dialogue aged like milk...

[@petir_but_wierd]

i love how brutally the announcer just completely smashes the computer

[@AnttoLisa]

Also I would like to see the moment Glados and Wheatley reconciled and formed a friendship lol

[@GikamesShadow]

Glados to turret: "Yea ok you are just a simple AI meant to shoot people, you dont know any better" Glados to Wheatly: "BOI IF YOU DONT"

[@Darklord-pd5gl]

This is REALLY well animated

[@lonecolamarine]

What gets me is how GLaDOS swearing doesn’t sound as processed. “WTF ARE YOU SAYING?” Came from the soul, man.

[@Parky64]

A turret being a dream Stan is oddly fitting.

[@maxydapurp11210]

what

[@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.]

​​@@maxydapurp11210 Its because the turrets works with childish looking AI with very low memory and intelligence, wich is normally the demographic target of the Dsmp

[@jojosref]

Also on the way the act they're similar to turrets. They indiscriminately start shooting what their parameters deem bad. In this case the shooting is a metaphor of cancelling 💀💀💀💀💀

[@FunAngelo2005]

​@@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.it's Dream's fault

[@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.]

@@FunAngelo2005 yeah no shit bro

[@mexcoreanimations8119]

Poor Wheatley He was watching a legend

[@Rhythm611]

the voice is so on point its nostalgic

[@SirBork]

Iv never seen anyone animate a turret like that before and I love it

[@jspektrum]

i love how glados says “computer” when she is the computer

[@kneebone7007]

Whoever did the subtitling for this video did an absolutely fantastic job

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

I just noticed them and they’re amazing 🤣😭

[@StanleyMOV]

"What in the name of windows 9" lmaooo

[@abowlofnoodles946]

"Wheatley, what in the name of Windows 9 have you unleashed upon this facility?!" This is probably the best glados quote i've ever heard

[@Catfishade]

"i just caved in my johnsons" got me way more than it should've

[@doomus_]

just a thing to remember: this was before dream was called out as a groomer which is probably why glados didnt punish the turret on the spot

[@CentroBBerry]

I love Wheatley's subtitles "ITMAKESNOBLOODYSENSE" "CHECKITOUTIT'SAVIDEOFACAT" "BUTIT'SALSOAPOPTART" "BUTIT'SAMAZING"

[@yinyangyt8749]

Glados sounds super accurate. I love it. Same with Wheatley

[@jimwormmaster]

I have no idea how you got the voices that accurately, but well done.

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

Turret: "oh, that's geogy!" GladOs: "What the- what the frick are you saying?" Me: *dies from laughter*

[@phantomwraith1984]

I love that SILENCE BRAND crab is still kicking 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[@LocalPixelArtist]

The worst part is at least 3 of them had some huge controversy between then and now

[@LeonardoGalaxies]

This is now one my favorite SFM Portal 2 animations, i love it!

[@TheAdvertisement]

I love the guy with #WhereIsDrFreeman in their name that 100% feels like a movement in the Half Life universe.

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

The “stfu robot wench” tweet had me dying 🤣

[@Halloweenish]

“Wheatley, what in the name of Windows 9 have you unleashed upon this facility.”

[@vehicleboi5598]

most epic portal shitpost

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

Words cannot express how much I love this. GLaDOS is my favorite character of all time and it's a godsend to see her get fan content

[@rikietonks8830]

This dude deserves some more time in the animation spotlight

[@PelemusMcSoy]

That is a very Aperture Science ending right there!

[@musclechicken9036]

Hearing turret admiring George and hearing glados saying “What the fuck” was something I did not know that I wanted to hear today.

[@captainrandom_pc]

I always expected GLaDOS to be canceled on Twitter

[@Oakinator]

Criminally underrated

[@musicaman8683]

These needs more views it’s WAY too good

[@ZackOfCards]

This is somehow out of character but also so in character at the same time and I love it

[@daniellaborda4749]

the turret saying Sapnap is so cute

[@-Juney-]

I love the headcanon that Wheatley eventually returned to aperture and he and GLaDOS just chill out together.

[@proxima5782]

"what the? what the fuck are you saying?" -GLaDOS

[@xavavra]

Bruh the fact that Glados's voice sounds perfect is amazing

[@FuzHammer]

I was not ready to hear Glados say WTF are you saying today lmao

[@charbbigonee]

turret saying "gogy" had me dead dude..

[@SuperWiiBros08]

this animation is so good

[@SenkingFar]

Very wonderful animation work!

[@BovineDesigns]

Considering the turret needs very little memory to function, I’m not surprised by it’s watch history.

[@SCRM_Railfan]

The captions make it even funnier

[@PloverTechOfficial]

“What in the name of windows 9” oh this is perfect. What humour has been released among this people

[@tremonstergaming2490]

“Why are there a bunch of quirky white boys in my mentions” I’m literally dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@deykuzor]

I finally got to read the screens lmao. Black forest cake recipes, the Twitter handles, the posts... There are LAYERS to these jokes

[@therealphilball]

Wheatley has died because of claw

[@AngeloftheAether]

“I wish I was a pop tart in space.” Don’t we all love, don’t we all.

[@supermathews0209]

"What in the name of Windows 9" Had me dying

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Just wait till she sees what the internet has done to her. and had her do to them. Seriously, everything from caroline tied in bondage controlling the movement of the robotic arm to GladOS mind controls you with her erotic robotic form.

[@mariaquispe4910]

☠️

[@RealColbalt]

Having GLaDOS saying the F-Bomb is something that I wasn't expecting.

[@somerandomdragon558]

Ngl i have hoped for GLaDOS to stumble upon R34 art of herself.

[@maltezzerss]

Dear god

[@seamo-vt]

@@maltezzerss there's more

[@Mcdoes]

Nooooo.....

[@lewismcdonald985]

She would've probably self-terminate herself.

[@diegoxavier9107]

My favorite part is the juxtaposition of GLaDOS' stoic, verbose demeanor and the sudden swearing

[@LuigiMan2401]

The turret from portal like the dream smp, while the sentry front tf2 like hermit craft

[@LuigiMan2401]

BTW I meant to say from but auto correct screwed me over

[@KL8T0N_SLU2HIE]

As GLaDOS’s human ambassador I am proud to say this is apart of the aperture lore

[@williamfiore7545]

"augmented laser crabs being deployed for the silencing of capitalism" is glados talking about the picture of the crab on the tweet or the combine overwatch standard strider synth wreaking havoc outside?

[@TheOfficialAnimotive]

Why not both? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@williamfiore7545]

@@TheOfficialAnimotive fair enough

[@atomictem5725]

When that turret said scrunkly, even I was like, WTF!?

[@kacperrembielinski-gaazka1981]

0:19 Ok but why does Glados have city 17 on one of the monitors?

[@TheOfficialAnimotive]

Augmented laser crabs 😉