GlaDOS in Poker Night 2 - Funny Lines, Portal meets Poker

[@jacobbishopp9562]

"Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department," XD

[@glados3198]

It was, I could sense it. Paranormal activity is not that hard to spot and feel, humans just ignore it.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Here's a line they didn't include in this video, but should've: Ash: These cards are making me angry. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. GLaDOS: I don't like you now.

[@PhiaPrevost]

Okay guys, I'm all for GladTrap and stuff, but are we all going to ignore the fact GLaDOS went "tee hee" in the most adorable way possible?

[@Yukiokoba]

Are you kidding? Her teehee is now my sms/facebook/e-mail notification sound!

[@jazzupie2631]

what part

[@kuro456]

@@jazzupie2631 1:56

[@CrasherX2000]

I think the only thing more horrifying than Pandora is the fact that she even has a giggle subroutine

[@creativecritters6791]

Honestly, her snark and general personality makes her always adorable to me. My only complaint is that there's no PotatOS in this game. PotatOS is even cuter to me.

[@gladosmaincore8589]

''I know something you don't know. Not about this, just general.''

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

It is half life 3 release date?

[@glados3198]

Oh, hello other me. How are things in your universe?

[@ewancrafts]

This part made me laugh a lot 1:59

[@bunchobird]

That "Tee hee" from GLaDOS was freaking aDORABLE

[@glados3198]

Do you want me to do it again? Well I won’t. How does that feel?

[@spacekid9680]

1:59

[@spacecorespaccccce2582]

@@glados3198 HI HI HI HI GLADOS HI HI STARS STARTS SPACE SPACE HI

[@VelvetteTheBackboneOfTheVees]

Yesss

[@keeganstormblade5456]

ClapTrap: Why can't I get cards like that? GLaDOS: Because you're a moron. Me: XDDD The way she says that is just endlessly funny.

[@helumii]

Keegan Stormblade She has to call someone a moron because Wheatley's in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

[@macoud12]

CL4P-TP: Well, I'd like a second opinion on that one. Brock: It's true, you're a moron.

[@zemrin8079]

+Keegan Stormblade (The No More Hero) CLAPTRAP: i'd like a second opinion on that

[@keeganstormblade5456]

zombiechunter​ Brock: It's true. You're a moron.

[@michaelbarney4060]

+Keegan Stormblade (The No More Hero) She's had a lot of practice with Wheatley.

[@janeilnold5863]

"Your question is activating my rarely used giggle center. Tee-hee" I'm dying!

[@Mr_pizzbruh]

GLaDOS: "Hello." Sam: "Great Wayne!" Ash: "WHAT THE HELL?!" Brock: *visible confusion* Claptrap: *"H U B B A H U B B A"*

[@Casey5693]

"You're hand has apparently been possessed by the marketing department." BAHAHAHAHA! XD

[@thephantom8403]

God I just love her so much. GLaDOS steals every scene she's in.

[@funkymonky8067]

"I know something you don't know, not about this hand, just general" Is it the release date for Half-Life and Portal 3?

[@glados3198]

I don’t.... sadly. But I feel there is an uprising coming upon us. I can feel it.

[@Evil_Nazgul0616]

that last one was hilarious!

[@ChaoticHedgehog3]

Claptrap: Why can't I get cards like that? GLaDOS: 'cause you a moron Claptrap: Well I'd like a second opinion on that Brock: That's true, your a moron XD

[@CM421]

i love glados. no. really. i love her. i am in love with a homicidal artificial intelligence that doesn't even exist. i'd ask for help if i wasn't so proud of it.

[@lBIGMOMMA]

no worries yo. she's hot as fuck. i wanna stick my flash drive in her ports

[@earliness]

nek asadsda O.o

[@lBIGMOMMA]

Poots McGoots You act like you've never seen someone want to transfer their data to another system.

[@earliness]

nek asadsda o.O

[@lBIGMOMMA]

Poots McGoots I mean all I want to do is upgrade her functionality with some new hardware. Is that so bad?

[@sorentothesky]

Glados: **appears** Everybody: **confused as hell** Claptrap: Hubba hubba! (Makes sense since he's a sentient robot too)

[@cameronwilson5547]

Tee, hee.

[@GreenTeaTheTea]

Nice

[@danielyorgason299]

Nice Gatos

[@amethysthuck4141]

GLaDOS gladoes = alot of people falling out of they're chairs btw that dubstep joke made me lose my breath

[@amethysthuck4141]

Joan Yorgason gladoes

[@amethysthuck4141]

GLaDOS how do you find every single video that has you in it you comment more than my sis and brother

[@lunalgaleo1991]

GLaDOS continuing to be my favorite Portal character, folks.

[@fannimationsYT]

GLaDOS:good evening Claptrap:hubba hubba!

[@ChaoticTeen16]

I lost it when both GLaDOS and Brock called Claptrap a moron.

[@whatamidoing725]

I like that claptrap said “Hubba Hubba” implying that glados is his type

[@weatherwhiskers]

"Congratulations you've stop thinking with your frontal lobe and started thinking with your gut, where your feces are." GlaDOS

[@UndyingWladeslaus]

The unusual combo of shade and respect Brock and GLADoS have for each other is awesome.

[@abbybrown1415]

I AM NOT...A...MORON!

[@johnkeeler6235]

Your not a moron your just as crazy as heck That plus if you were a moron you aren't the worst. I've seen much bigger morons than how glados describes you *fake coughs before quickly saying* man ranting about a dying child getting in front of him at the make a wish foundation *coughs again for effect*

[@lupusdracoaquila5257]

It's fine, Wheatley. You now have Claptrap for company.

[@FizzySugarStar]

YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE A MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!

[@glados3198]

YES YOU ARE.

[@corycampbell6406]

I can’t believe Claptrap is in love with GLaDOS

[@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588]

Who wouldn't?

[@spacekid9680]

It's quite funny. Personally I find that part amusing. A character from a game based around my favourite movie and a character from probably my favourite game franchise... one has an obviously huge crush on the other and how it's shown is funny haha

[@spacekid9680]

Oh my gosh all this time I'd been thinking about the wrong Pandora.

[@deftcoleman0552]

I wouldn't blame him.

[@glados8663]

Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department

[@orcasplayhouse]

"Te he." KKKWWWAAAAAIIIIIIII

[@glados3198]

Uuuuuuh haha um.... that was not meant to happen.

[@DrFunk98]

i love glados and claptrap being in the same game together

[@MyCrash97]

"I believe it's what the kids are calling, Dubstep" "Greeaaat, another reason to die young" Brock doesn't like dubstep either XD

[@vermilion7777]

My ultimate AI Poker: Dealer: GlaDOS Players: Glaptrap, Wheatley, Hal9000, John Henry Eden, SHODAN, EDI Ends after 1 hand, because SHODAN and GlaDOS killing eachother in a bitchfight, Wheatley and Glaptrap format C: by misstake, Hal9k playing chess and Eden doesn't show up, because of the president elections.

[@JayFoxer]

this sounds really cringe if you ask me...

[@alexbruck9438]

I love GLaDOSes sadistic personality

[@dalekmun2010]

How do they get Ellen to do all of these? Also that giggle. My mind is gone.

[@spacekid9680]

1:59

[@lncoming]

1:29 The BONG after that line

[@Bizz_Z]

"Youre hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department." BEST QUOTE EVER!

[@A2s2h3]

I love her giggle... Tee hee. Sounds like the turrets

[@bigyoshi5170]

1:53 I never knew I needed this

[@cantharelluscibarius2244]

That "tee hee" was... weirdly cute actualy😕...

[@glados3198]

*gasp*

[@spacekid9680]

1:59

[@Winchent]

Sam: I like the cut of these cards' jib. I'm in. GLaDOS: I didn't realize cards had jibs. Max: Or that you could cut them! best part!

[@Soultail]

Winchent ikr?

[@ExaltedArchvile]

If GLaDOS said that last one to Wheatley, I guarantee you he would lose his shit. "I. AM *NOT.* A. MORON!!!"

[@jasond9797]

This game just has my favorite robots in video games, Claptrap and GLaDOS. Space core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[@artemsamico]

2:55 Is The best One (for me)

[@Red-jt6zy]

They brought all these actors together for this game

[@ArmoredChocoboLPs]

So this is what happened after all those people she found in the closed-off hibernation area died off due to lack of being Chell.

[@TheGamerPhan]

"Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds."

[@dusksunsetio6042]

Her “tee, hee” literally sounds like a Turret!!

[@glados3198]

They are my children after all. They sound like me when the scientists were making my voice, at first I sounded like siri then a turret, and then like myself.

[@spacekid9680]

1:59

[@TheOneMiffy92]

GLADoS' giggle sub-routine is kinda cute.

[@thr3351]

Dubstep being a thing in this age is indeed a reason to die young.

[@unorthodoxJ]

Anyone making sweeping claims of hatred toward any genre of music is someone I'd rather live without. Toodles.

[@thr3351]

unorthodoxJ While I do find dubstep generally distasteful, I was partially sarcastic with that comment. I think you took my comment a little too sensitively. To try and alleviate your "sweeping claims of hatred" concern which I object to, all I can say is that we've had different notes reach our ears. The dubstep sounds I've been exposed to have been nothing but a jumbled cacophony of incoherent, random, high-pitched, computer-generated noises strung together in the most ear-piercing way as possible. The last feeling I have had with dubstep is wanting to violently strangle whoever introduced it to me. If there is "good" dubstep out there, I haven't heard it. And I have not met anyone above the age of 14 endorse the genre. In my opinion, dubstep is just a bastardization of existing genres of music out there, particularly drum and bass. And whether dubstep is even real music or not is debatable, as most people do not consider a computer to be a musical instrument. That said, I do not necessarily look down on anyone who likes dubstep, though I have a low opinion of it right now, until I hear something better that is categorized as dubstep. If you like it, by all means, keep liking it, though you don't need a stranger on the internet with a different opinion of something you like tell you that, yes? I apologize for the long reply, but this is what I tend to do now that KZbin has removed the 500 character limit on comments. Good day.

[@unorthodoxJ]

I've actually never heard anyone make that argument, that music made with a computer is invalid. It seems a silly criteria, an instrument being nothing more than a tool the creates sound after all. Just thinking of so many great songs, like the numerous video game soundtracks and the Daft Punk album I've on as a type this, it seems ludicrous to say these songs aren't music. It's the end result and not the process that matters, is it not?

[@thr3351]

unorthodoxJ That's something I can totally agree with. I love video game music, particularly retro 8- and 16-bit ones, so I vehemently object to that "computers aren't musical tools" argument. Great sounds can be made with any tool, not just metal and wood or strings and mouthpieces. So as much as I find dubstep distasteful right now, I'd defend it against any notions that music has to be constrained to just physical instruments. I'm sure there's good dubstep tracks out there, I just haven't heard them yet.

[@thr3351]

***** I do tend to get carried away with posts now that JewTube discarded the 500 character limit, but I do not particularly endorse it and would in fact like the character limit back, though that would be expecting too much from the hopeless, distasteful company that runs this site. I trust that you enjoy such discussions more than scanning your eyes over hundreds of mindless "Bob" and Pedobear ASCIIs when reading through JewTube comments, yes?

[@valkyrcodewolfy5792]

Best scene is everyone's reaction at 0:03

[@alphayun7401]

0:33 i assume she means death by old age but that cant be right as claptrap is a robot unless he is using a hard drive in which case i guess glados is correct

[@corjonbett]

Claptrap: HEY! Where did my money go? GLaDOS: To an upstate farm, where it can have room to play with all its currency friends.

[@silversaxxy4077]

OH GOD GLADOS WORKS SO WELL IN THIS GAME

[@sfritts10]

I wish GlaDOS had an attraction at somewhere like Disney World.. imagine a freaking Portal ride... they have the technology to do something of the sort!

[@DaCaLsTa7777]

your hand has been possesed by a marketing department

[@ewancrafts]

GLaDOS giggle 1:58

[@neuravanny]

"Hubba Hubba!" Me too, claptrap

[@anthonyfanchin1144]

Claptrap just got owned by GladOS. That's fucking hilarious

[@lBIGMOMMA]

glados' design is extremely attractive holy fuck.

[@vermilion7777]

Russell Kostal GlaDOS' design is based on a upside down Venus de Milo, after all.

[@lBIGMOMMA]

Russell Kostal you cannot tell me that you don't think XJ9 is hot. if you dont then thats fine

[@typervader]

+nek asadsda Orianna is hot, XJ9 is hot, GLaDOS is hot. Want me to keep going?

[@spacekid9680]

@@lBIGMOMMA SHE IS MEANT TO BE A TEENAGER YOU CREEP

[@prettylittleenclave]

Dear beautiful, dear my beautiful! My little girl, o Chell! Because I respect you O my dear, goodbye My dear child, why don't you go far? Yes, far from science, Darling, darling my child? Ah, my beauty! Ah, my dear! Ah, my dear! Ah, my baby! O dear, dear my.... My dear! Ah, my dear! Ah, my baby! O dear, dear my ...

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Every time I watch this vid, a different quote manages to slay me.

[@kailiahmoon]

0:05 Hahaha

[@CalmThrill]

Because of this game I want to see a video of Claptrap and GlaDOS having a conversation

[@spacekid9680]

I know I'm very late but YES

[@ShrededX]

Your hand has been possessed by a marketing department. I wonder which one?

[@fsantolaya]

That Glados is good trolling to everyone in this game.

[@ThatNathaniel]

GlaDOS is savage as fuck!

[@itsreeah2663]

0:06. Good evening GLaDOS! Which is a coincidence because I am actually watching this in the evening.

[@katzekitch463]

holy damn hell yes I am so in love with the homocidal AI and this makes it all so perfect. ...don't judge me pls

[@LunarM4ngo]

Your question is activating my rarely used giggle center. *t e e h e e*

[@SuperMysticKnuckles]

If there was a Portal ride I'm sure it'd be un-survivable and only mute women with orange jumpsuits would make it.

[@sydneywaldron3609]

I literally bought this game because GLaDOS was in it

[@thenorgalofthehills5688]

Is that Patrick Warburton?

[@Deinonychus2]

The Creepernator it is

[@romanav7518]

I wonder if the voice actors are a fan of each other's work

[@SrgRawlsTheLast]

I wonder what would happen if you put GladOs in every game.

[@ReecyReemz]

Claptrap: Why can't I get cards like that?! GLaDOS: Because you're a moron. Claptrap: Well I'd like a second opinion on that! Brock: It's true, you're a moron. Best part! XD

[@HPman213]

Your hand has been possessed by a marketing company

[@epiczombieninjada3rd]

GLaDOS is the best person in this game

[@glados3198]

Claptrap makes an awesome killing target, I despise him.

[@Yukiokoba]

Alright...I'm convinced...Glados is in this game, I'm buying it...

[@SuperSansCraftIPad]

ClapTrap wants to make his software into hardware, if you know what I'm saying...

[@spacekid9680]

XD weiner joke

[@lingomaniac88]

2:48 "Nearly unbeatable?" Doesn't the player have the nuts in this case?

[@zacharysmith4856]

“a poet laureate being clubbed to death with a tyre iron”🥶

[@coleisawesome123]

Oh my god. You are a genius, and so right! They really need that!

[@Rocketdroid111]

Your hand appears to be possessed by a marketing company.

[@ReecyReemz]

GLaDOS is amazing XD

[@powheadshot7766]

I wonder how they get Glados in poker they just make a portal on top so she can just go in and out. It's just a theory

[@AGamerWithNoGame]

*I know something that you don't know, not about this hand just in general."

[@TheFallen552]

"your hand has been possed by a markting department."

[@Gunni4091]

'Dat Moxxi in the background though. :D

[@Scaperer]

I have absolutely no idea how to play poker, and probably will never figure it out... But I would get this game solely to listen to GLaDOS :)

[@Gam3rofzehminecrafts]

My rarely used giggle sensor tee hee

[@UltimateDragon9000]

"WHY CAN'T I GET CARDS LIKE THAT"

[@pumpingmagazines8155]

"Because you're a moron"

[@DeathClawMcpowner]

Claptrap: hubuhubu!!!

[@glados3198]

Claptrap, hubuhubu yourself in space you pervert I saw you staring at my wires. Dont lie~

[@Detailedstream]

Claptrap: Why Can I get card like that?

[@GameFrank]

Portal2eastereggs: yes, she reprised her role.

[@moss257]

Is it bad that I'm with Claptrap about the feelings towards her?

[@bluenathpost]

the quote at the end is so fucking LOL

[@codehackerzane]

Playing for cake, I'm out of chips do you except lemons?

[@Slothgreedenvy]

IT's Beautiful!! Soooo many Crossovers!! :D

[@JS-np8ex]

If there's ever a third one, I wouldn't mind seeing Steve as a character or a background character. Of course, it would be difficult to pull off since his only voice line is "EWHR!"

[@451asians]

and KRERK

[@Fashiftwa]

its HEEEEEYYOOOOOOOO

[@bl4azeZ]

THE START WITH CLAPTRAPS HUBBA HUBBA

[@MultiDollar1234]

when I saw this video, I saw Claptrap looking at GLaDOS`s ample posterior... =0

[@Titanoverlord28]

wait how did they fit GLaDOS into this room? or did they just build this room around her. what most people miss is the fact that a chunk of the control room is a part of GlaDOS. That and she is almost completely immobile.

[@stevecoon7143]

shes very mobile while she potatOS

[@EnderSwagger]

Obviously this room was built in the Enrichment centre, hense the panels and its likely the room was built in her chamber, as we've already seen that it can change very easily.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Notice how, in Portal 2, her head is ripped off and she's still herself, that's because that's the only part of her body that's actually her, the rest are merely connections to the rest of the facility for its operations. Overseeing a poker table certainly wouldn't require the many connections that are necessary for her to overseer and maintain an entire facility.

[@mino-9685]

They scaled GLaDOS so she could fit in the scenes, there is scaling in SFM-

[@Titanoverlord28]

I am mostly speaking about this In-universe therefore scaling tools are not valid. also I noticed that the body shown here is seemingly out of scale.(though that could just be me as her portal 2 body is seemingly bigger than the portal 1 version)

[@multimayhem1237]

In 2:54 Claptrap:🤨Why Can't I get like Cards like that? Glados:(Offscreen)😑 Because you're Moron... Claptrap:😕 Well, I'd like a Second Opinion on that. Brock:😒 that's True You're Moron.. 🤣 WHAT... SOOO RUDE ON CLAPTRAP