"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!" "Oh, I like this guy!"
@eyesack68455 жыл бұрын
Wr- wrong account? Bill?
@seantaggart73824 жыл бұрын
@@eyesack6845 *none answers*
@zeldastar97814 жыл бұрын
The absolute Irony of this comment. *I love it*
@Bastardstinkyvampire4 жыл бұрын
Bill Cipher *well hello there*
@Endershock16784 жыл бұрын
"Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!"
@kaystephan26104 жыл бұрын
"Advanced AI being sarcastically agressive towards you for 6 minutes straight"
@Valduria3 жыл бұрын
Because she's a po-TA-to.
@holymuly47303 жыл бұрын
What does advanced AI know about potatoes?
@kaystephan26103 жыл бұрын
@@holymuly4730 I dunno. Ask GlaDOS.
@mrnobodyjo3 жыл бұрын
So, just like my narcissistic ex-girlfriend..
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
Aggressive? Who?
@rensv79284 жыл бұрын
My favorite quote: ''If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep'' Pure savagery
@Jpx09992 жыл бұрын
With the WHOLE Caroline is chell mother thing and Caroline is glados thing She is ironically the best person to verify if that information is tru or not
@r.e9675 Жыл бұрын
@@Jpx0999caroline being chell’s mother is not also total fan canon, but also completely non-sensical. Especially when their relationship is intended to be “romantic” in nature. It’s just weird.
@GLaDOSaperturescience815610 ай бұрын
@@Jpx0999it is definitely not true at all literally anyone, not just GLaDOS, would know that
@derpfluidvariant09169 ай бұрын
@@r.e9675 Honestly, I never picked up on a romantic tinge to it. I always felt like she was a sadistic teacher and Chell was a problem student.
@XCloak_PersonX9 ай бұрын
@@r.e9675I never thought it was romantic I always thought it was more frenemies
@shinobix49252 жыл бұрын
GLaDoS was a beautiful character through and through. You forgot my favourite line though "You and I are going to be testing until the day you die, and then I'll have to get a different hobby, maybe reanimating the dead."
@Anonymous-ks1pn Жыл бұрын
"we both said a lot of things your going to regret"
@RinLockhart Жыл бұрын
May as well add the whole game because she says one banger after another.
@DrawinskyMoon Жыл бұрын
Glados was so beautiful she made me gay.
@Flywolf797 ай бұрын
Always thought it was an interesting theory, that this quote implies, GLaDoS may be responsible for the zombies in Left4Dead
@OfficalHoDawg7 ай бұрын
@Flywolf79 She's not. The infected in L4D aren't undead, they're still living people infected with a mutated strain of rabies.
@romantistcaveman7 жыл бұрын
"THE DEAD PARENTS YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH DO NOT LOVE YOU. PLEASE HANG UP." Kills me every time.
@DrPew-ph5du7 жыл бұрын
romantiCaveman I always thought it said "Birth Parents." Surprisingly it fits pretty well.
@StickBreightley7 жыл бұрын
romantiCaveman it does say birth parents
@rwolf_10497 жыл бұрын
Dr. Pew to me it is *mumble, munble* parents please dont pet him see us
@ScientistCat7 жыл бұрын
I told my mom about that part, she burst out laughing.
@GreenNekoProductions7 жыл бұрын
5:32 "The birth parents you're trying to reach do not love you; please hang up." *boooooop* "Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."
@CrystalMoonlight944 жыл бұрын
the part where she's like "YEAH! YEAH!" during cave johnson's lemon speech is literally the most adorable thing i've heard in years.
@kindasus8993 жыл бұрын
TAKE THE LEMONS
@defectiveturret62803 жыл бұрын
@PH7NTOM GAMING You’d be surprised at what most of us supernatural beings can do.
@shizmanbeat3 жыл бұрын
@PH7NTOM GAMING =\
@thegamingpuppet83813 жыл бұрын
TAKE THE DAMN LEMONS
@reluctantfollower30063 жыл бұрын
Ikkkkkkk it was SO CUTEEE
@torthos14 жыл бұрын
I just realized that GLaDOS says that pumping the air from the surface is too expensive, yet she _literally_ states that the light bridges are made of sunlight which she _"pumps down from the surface"._
@autotune1835 Жыл бұрын
Wait what?? Ummmmm - that’s a really good point! 😂😂😂😂
@elio6361 Жыл бұрын
Well, making light travel is very easy. It's the optical fiber. Just, put many mirrors
@torthos1 Жыл бұрын
@@elio6361 I guess that's right. But then again, I imagine weaving light into a solid substance isn't really cheap either. My theory is that she's perfectly capable of sourcing air from the surface, she just doesn't do it since it's technically unnecessary for testing. Or she *does* pump it down, and she's simply lying to make Chell feel more miserable, which would be perfectly in character for her.
@skeleton819 Жыл бұрын
my question is who in the world is approaching the psycho A.I. that killed everyone and going “alright, here’s your bill for pumping air from the surface down here” in the midst of an apocalypse between humans, zombies, and alien police on the surface?
@totallynoteverything1. Жыл бұрын
light pumps itself through optical fibers
@Nate-wh7or2 жыл бұрын
J.K Simmons as Cave Johnson is the greatest casting ever in video game history.
@optimer44 Жыл бұрын
I want pictures of spider-man!
@n_coder11 ай бұрын
Damn it! I knew I had heard that voice in Gravity Falls before!
@ThisGuy4697_11 ай бұрын
@@n_coderWho's voice?
@n_coder11 ай бұрын
@@ThisGuy4697_ Cave Johnson. When I heard it before, it sounded so familiar and it reminded me of Gravity Falls, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. After I discovered he's voiced by J.K Simmons, it all makes sense, since he voiced Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls
@milesgeary63587 ай бұрын
Schillinger rules.
@arleenagonoy94485 жыл бұрын
I’ll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight. *Types in 8 more zeroes*
@panlis62434 жыл бұрын
Still too fat
@rileyfreeman28754 жыл бұрын
Those long fall boots must be really heavy.
@waltercomunello1214 жыл бұрын
She didn't specify whether *before* or *after* the actual value.
@Endershock16784 жыл бұрын
"You look great by the way, very healthy."
@KevinEontrainer3814 жыл бұрын
Glados teased Chell for being fat just because her computer brain only understand how most women hate being called fat
@RangerHouston5 жыл бұрын
*"oh good, my slow clap processes have made it into this thing, so we have that..."*
@maruko73215 жыл бұрын
*BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.*
@rileyfreeman28754 жыл бұрын
Tom Ives *[clap] [clap]* good, that's still working.
@aro-xv9eg4 жыл бұрын
@@rileyfreeman2875 "sorry about the mess. I really let the place go since you killed me. By the way thanks for that *SARCASM TEST COMPLETE* "
@aro-xv9eg4 жыл бұрын
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas "if I think too hard I'm going to fry this potato"
@aro-xv9eg4 жыл бұрын
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas yes
@xaphirejello4 жыл бұрын
0:38 when GlaDOS says this, it feels like she has emotions-
@tydshiin57833 жыл бұрын
That's just Caroline waking up
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
Who says I don't?
@Cat-yx7xc2 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 Your thicc
@Alisibeth_Talia2122 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 You have emotions for certain situations I'd like to think.
@skeleton819 Жыл бұрын
she does have emotions
@friccle_3 жыл бұрын
I think Glados being put in a potato was the best thing that could have happened to her She seemed so different without all the “testing protocols” that her body gave her, she seems like an actual core
@noisemarine5618 жыл бұрын
Glados is the queen of insulting people in a delicate manor.
@MrEpic-qe2tt8 жыл бұрын
+Kawaii Atlas "This plate must not be calibrated to someone of your.... "generousness.." I'll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight You look great by the way, very healthy."
@noisemarine5618 жыл бұрын
I guess the zeros we're added to the decimal
@danieldegobi7136 жыл бұрын
we got some good jokes right here
@nagitokomaedont88566 жыл бұрын
Atlas Yes she is. Haha. _She_ is. I can't hear the word _she_ without my mind going to portal...
@lostallvision6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Nessie554 жыл бұрын
I never knew GLaDOS was so aggressive "When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and have it on display in the lobby"
@loveless82414 жыл бұрын
Just so future generations would not make the mistake of having MY skeletal frame! The nerve!
@Xman34washere3 жыл бұрын
This happened right when i saw the comment
@Angiesunshine133 жыл бұрын
Yeah when is that?
@dankmemes83043 жыл бұрын
Angie 2:28
@v.77263 жыл бұрын
Look I turn myself into a Potatoe
@personpacman74392 жыл бұрын
5:53 If I saw a turkey leg dangling from the ceiling in one of the rest chambers I absolutely would’ve gone straight for it and immediately fallen for the trap
@mr.tadpole16972 жыл бұрын
"Oh, she has a medical degree. In Fashion. From France!" Such a ridiculous line I love it. It's those lines that make me wonder how people come up with these clever lines.
@thekinginyellow77776 жыл бұрын
Fun facts: Citrus oils are actually highly flammable.
@beanie6404 жыл бұрын
Keith Pillsbury THROW IT! I SAID THROW IT NOW! NO! YOU DROPPED I- *boom*
@ink94264 жыл бұрын
@@beanie640 WAIT AN EXPLOSIVE LEMON IS A LEMONADE
@beanie6404 жыл бұрын
lil alcoholic *ded*
@ink94264 жыл бұрын
@@beanie640 am a genius
@JJ-oe5tm4 жыл бұрын
I remember setting a lime on fire once
@panlis62434 жыл бұрын
Funny how Portal 2, despite only featuring like 3 characters (and one of them is just pre-recorded messages), has probably the best written monologues/dialogues in video games history
@drunkenpumpkins74014 жыл бұрын
Weathly is not a character?
@panlis62434 жыл бұрын
@@drunkenpumpkins7401 He is. I meant GLaDOS, Wheathley and Cave Johnson
@darckap27854 жыл бұрын
@@drunkenpumpkins7401 He meant characters who talk.
@tuberjaygaming55784 жыл бұрын
@@darckap2785 What about the Oracle turret ("I'm different...") ;-;
@darckap27854 жыл бұрын
@@tuberjaygaming5578 well... major characters...
@kubulax3 жыл бұрын
3:37 Inner me during a math test:
@sdpnoone3 жыл бұрын
I feel you pal
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
I wonder if all your weight is coming from that Brain that you have. Most likely not.
@sdpnoone3 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 probably yes
@Dylan-zv9vl3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@fukkthisnewupdate88822 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 oh my God I love you so much
@kubulax3 жыл бұрын
0:36 Karen: Is it possible to learn this power?
@Wisperycrazy83 жыл бұрын
demand to see life manager
@Wisperycrazy83 жыл бұрын
It says
@cipollalord80663 жыл бұрын
@@Wisperycrazy8 we know
@Wisperycrazy83 жыл бұрын
Just want people to know
@godisdeadandimheretorule75877 жыл бұрын
"How are you holding up? because *I'M A POTATO!*" *slow clapping* "If I think too hard, I'll fry this potato"
@glados86635 жыл бұрын
Those quotes weren’t even in order properly
@SysTMErroR15 жыл бұрын
Second one is in 3:37
@tomasmax56165 жыл бұрын
Yummy fried GLaDOS
@theexterminator89174 жыл бұрын
I dont get the joke
@numbuh2726 жыл бұрын
my favourite is- "no please. this potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity, i literally don't have the energy to lie to you." i died
@ThatOneTruckGuy5 жыл бұрын
Or "If I think too hard, I'm going to try this potato"
@Seiferius5 жыл бұрын
TheAnonymousConnor fry not try ok?
@MonsterPumpkin5 жыл бұрын
when ?
@michaelfinlay14125 жыл бұрын
Rip
@LunaProtogen5 жыл бұрын
Monster Pumpkin In the game, not the video.
@brumfieldone659 Жыл бұрын
3:00 has to be one of my favorite moments from this game.
@faeded.x Жыл бұрын
me too
@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats3 ай бұрын
"Did you know what people with quilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise-" "🚆"
@deoxysoverlord87104 жыл бұрын
GlaDOS: "You broke it, didn't you?" Player: *Shakes camera no.*
@neosaneo29 жыл бұрын
personally my favorite was "How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO"
@fintro19939 жыл бұрын
neosaneo2 AHAHAH halarius GLaDOS
@timeskipped9 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the lemons.
@fintro19939 жыл бұрын
sick420guy that sounded like an uncontrolable sexuality forcement scene
@DeeptanshuPaul9 жыл бұрын
neosaneo2 My Favorite was the "I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club uh-huh" (6:11)
@michaelchapman82919 жыл бұрын
131Ender Lord131 i gotta agree with you
@WillyWankstain8 жыл бұрын
"I'll add a few 0's to the maximum weight" Beep beep beep "You look great by the way, very healthy" holy shit
@cmafilmproduction7 жыл бұрын
"You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling."
@uglyguy25197 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS' lines were written by the same people who invent "yo mom" jokes.
@jakobbower47647 жыл бұрын
Willy Bonka Shots Fired!!!!!
@thealandude91466 жыл бұрын
Uglyguy 25 who?
@KaoKraft6 жыл бұрын
There were like 15 beeps XD
@Hayden-rc1ru4 жыл бұрын
6:43 "You're not just a regular moron. You were d e s i g n e d to be a moron." i love love looove this line and the delivery.
@absolutelynotLily Жыл бұрын
“How are you holding up? Because I’M A POTATO” that was the first line I ever heard from Glados and it made me want to play the game
@Espetale4 жыл бұрын
1:23 "You broke it, didn't you?" That head shake killed me lol
@booomse3 жыл бұрын
but I didn't :'(
@depressedtheatrekid17093 жыл бұрын
God I wheezed xD
@animooredpanda70973 жыл бұрын
Chell: No. *looks at her body* not that heavy....
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
She was a little too, generous...
@purpleaccount75283 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 she was!!! God when she was holding me with that portal gun I could feel the fat.
@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard7 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS: the most sarcastic machine ever made
@frenchsoldier84855 жыл бұрын
Church has some words for you
@frenchsoldier84855 жыл бұрын
@@germansarenotpeople4318 Capitalist blyat
@Howlingburd195 жыл бұрын
And super SAVAGE!!! xD
@QuantumRads4 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm self test complete.
@Mr.Crawlyo4 жыл бұрын
*slow clap* good that's still working
@markballersirl4 жыл бұрын
"Did you know that people with guilty consiquences are more easily startled by loud noises?" **train horn**
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
Don't try, I don't feel guilty at all.
@artisticalex1201 Жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 That was a pretty creative way to insult the test subject.
@CallinWire3 жыл бұрын
4:55 Cracked up when the player nodded up and down in reply XD
@fondueandfurb8 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, you missed my favourite one. "Remember turrets? They're those spherical things full of bullets. No wait, that's you in five seconds."
@cunt6668 жыл бұрын
I love when you destroy a turret in multiplayer "You monster they were one of us, no, not really"
@REDSpy-bg1rd8 жыл бұрын
+cloud cuckoo lander *[INSERT GLASSES HERE]* Thug Life
@pineappleboss67088 жыл бұрын
+cloud cuckoo lander that's you in five seconds WTH does that mean? I'm gonna be a turret in five seconds?
@Awsome24648 жыл бұрын
+pineapple boss No, you're going to be full of bullets in five seconds
@woolfoma8 жыл бұрын
+Awsome2464 and spherical XD
@eoghanfeighery73837 жыл бұрын
BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL! It flew off... Good, for him.
@glados99936 жыл бұрын
Yeah yeah OH I LIKE GUY
@aperson30315 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
@stef96ify5 жыл бұрын
Just now I'm trying to imagine her as a tsundere... she's not too far from her after all, if it weren't for the fact she hates you. ...until the end?
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
Who would of known what I would of done if it stayed
@user958273 жыл бұрын
It almost pecked out my Vitamin C
@thatlittlemonstrosity2 жыл бұрын
It’s just incredible how they manage to make robotic monotone yet emotional voice. You can understand what emotion she is feeling despite voice being almost unchanged. Well sometimes it’s changes a lot (like when she was a potato)
@isaaccboyd88872 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but when Glados tries to paradox-kill Wheatley is my favorite part of the whole game.
@Howlingburd192 жыл бұрын
_Don’t think about it. Don’t think about it. Don’t think about it._
@Mayahiime7 жыл бұрын
"how are you holding up? because im a potato."
@charajones22537 жыл бұрын
The internet in one sentence
@tobiasbarrett39327 жыл бұрын
Chara Jones
@lordvader64817 жыл бұрын
Chara Jones 2 sentences actually
@kprocdvidal75637 жыл бұрын
can some1 pls explain what does dat mean and why is such a great quote?? btw: english in not my first language ... i think thats why i dont get
@randompanda34157 жыл бұрын
+k procd Vidal because it's so fucking random
@dabomdiggitydemon20305 жыл бұрын
The lemon scene was SO CUTE It's so adorable how much Glados remembers and loves Cave Johnson so much!!!
@inthedarknessyt76254 жыл бұрын
DaBomDiggityDemon Yeah, take the lemons!
@nerd_56154 жыл бұрын
"Burning people! He's saying what we're all thinking!!!"
@ZoopZoop4 жыл бұрын
I guess thats whatever thats lefy of his wife coming out there!
@thefiretruck96044 жыл бұрын
"I LIKE THIS GUY!"
@LunaProtogen4 жыл бұрын
Jack Shenston She’s actually married to science.
@JocaPlays872 жыл бұрын
"You are good at murder right? Could you please murder this AAHHH, bird please?" One of my favorite lines in the game
@acedelta123 жыл бұрын
3:37 GLaDOS's best line, hands down
@kuribayashi845 жыл бұрын
Two of my favourite lines are missing: "Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp." "I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing."
@monad_tcp4 жыл бұрын
AIs always have problems with mainframes, that's how you make the infrastructure safe from AIs, everything should run in mainframes. except she sent her turrets
@pokemagetech4 жыл бұрын
Schwatvogel XD LOL
@highcat71844 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone insult's chell's weight in this game
@zurdoaggresive3 жыл бұрын
I dont get the second one
@Violets_and_Madness3 жыл бұрын
My favorite line from GlaDos was "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
@CorvusnTel6 жыл бұрын
Still. What does she know? Oh wait. It says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From _France!_
@coolsceegaming61785 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe she said that.
@ZizzleTheKakapo4 жыл бұрын
@@tyler_3183 france be the most fashion forward place on eart
@KelKilimanjaro4 жыл бұрын
Tyler_318 the joke is that the person claiming that Chell looks stupid in the jumpsuit (or that the jumpsuit looks stupid on Chell) can objectively claim that since she’s apparently got a Ph. D in fashion from one of the most fashion-forward countries in the world. Granted, I don’t know how you go about obtaining a Ph. D in fashion, but for the sake of the roast I’ll roll with it.
@roguishpaladin4 жыл бұрын
@@KelKilimanjaro Almost. She specifically says it's an M.D.. A Ph. D. in fashion is theoretically possible in some way - perhaps in apparel design or some other designer art. An M.D. in fashion would be a Medical Doctorate, which implies a certain degree of medical certainty to the insult while also making the joke clearly ridiculous.
@littledoggy21364 жыл бұрын
Tf2 spy female confirmed?
@anonymous53923 жыл бұрын
The way the player stopped moving when GLaDOS called Chell 'a horrible person' as if it were a direct attack😂😂
@willmunoz16383 жыл бұрын
6:19 made me laugh out loud, "you know, I'm not stupid." Taken out of context XD
@glados43529 жыл бұрын
BIRD! KILL IT! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!!!!
@glados43529 жыл бұрын
Oh, it flew away. Good... for him.
@glados43529 жыл бұрын
Toju Tarpley No. I was just... mildly surprised to see him again. I don't get scared. Just mildly surprised.
@glados43529 жыл бұрын
Toju Tarpley It's not my fault he tried to eat me. I was just making loud noise to scare him off. If that didn't work, I would've gotten the test subject to kill him. She's almost as good at murder as me.
@celmaestro9 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS hey, what did you say at 1:51?
@glados43529 жыл бұрын
Miss Mayor I was giving the fast version of the test instructions. Slowed down, however, I said, "And methodically knocking peoples' hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can," if you had read the book, Moby Dick, you might've recognized the quote sooner.
@rustypudder70726 жыл бұрын
"... Burning people, he said what we're all thinking!"
@minisoul015 жыл бұрын
Not me
@vitaliitomas81215 жыл бұрын
@@minisoul01 what's wrong with you?
@springdude11654 жыл бұрын
Right....
@jinx76414 жыл бұрын
@@minisoul01 are you high?
@archimedies93694 жыл бұрын
Arson is fun!!!
@alphaareus2 жыл бұрын
There is no other character that could ever make me laugh and feel so much affection, while she's insulting the hell outta me. I love GLaDOS so damn much lmao.
@typryor22273 жыл бұрын
My mom when she finds something broken: 1:23
@CraftyMaelyss4 жыл бұрын
"BirD. BIrD. BIRD. *It's evil."* That used to be my ringtone a long time ago X'D
@noisemarine5613 жыл бұрын
Glados was reacting to Twitter
@etps44443 жыл бұрын
That's an amazing ringtone. 😂
@indieandfinn69403 жыл бұрын
Time stamp, n o w (this is a joke lol, but I would like a timestamp)
@batchcat43153 жыл бұрын
@@indieandfinn6940 2:19
@indieandfinn69403 жыл бұрын
Ajla Omeragic Thank you, you are amazing
@Mr.Crawlyo4 жыл бұрын
Chell beats a test Glados: your fat Wheatley: your adopted Glados: what's wrong with being adopted Wheatley: uhhhh *your fat* I think we have an admirer
@dynov39464 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3fHfIN7dpZqo5Y
@Angiesunshine133 жыл бұрын
Justin Chen lel
@boblee17843 жыл бұрын
you're
@CallMeKylePlz3 жыл бұрын
@@boblee1784 I knew there would be at least one grammar Nazi here. 😂
@slapstick41043 жыл бұрын
@@CallMeKylePlz Correcting one spelling error doesn't make someone a 'grammar nazi', annoying dumbass. They weren't even correcting you, so mind your own fucking business.
@Ducks8924 жыл бұрын
“I hate you so much-“ NEXT SCENE!
@DumbboyDan2974 жыл бұрын
6:03 if you rubbed your cheek on one It will be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face *It will also set your hair on fire*
@bubbles0937 жыл бұрын
"Well done. Here come the test results: you are a horrible person. That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." Gets me every single time.
@8zackig5 жыл бұрын
my favourite one too
@aperson30315 жыл бұрын
I mean she roasts Wheatley and it's amazing and he gets upset then pit
@EchoBoomer19874 жыл бұрын
Valve at E3: We have a special surprise this year. 4:31
@ariana99414 жыл бұрын
:(
@SnakeEyesOfficial424 жыл бұрын
:(
@HuntySan4 жыл бұрын
:(
@hujdupakapitanbomba12344 жыл бұрын
:(
@ihateflys7834 жыл бұрын
:(
@AmiraTheAmitrian3 жыл бұрын
0:52 🔥💥 C O M B U S T I B L E L E M O N 💥🔥
@rachelle3647 ай бұрын
GLaDOS guilttripping you after you killed her, because she tried to kill you is my favourite thing ever
@mrfantastic4077 жыл бұрын
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois--" [HALF-LIFE 2 TRAIN WHISTLE] "I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off..." That one had me on the floor the first time I heard it.
@Fanimati0n7 жыл бұрын
Portal 2 is one of the funniest games I've ever played.
@nelsonandrews92217 жыл бұрын
+TheRealPearl amen
@lordvader64817 жыл бұрын
the Sententious Vaunter it was the combine. Half life 3 confirmed
@GaJ427 жыл бұрын
then you are a horrible person
@anonymoususer98377 жыл бұрын
the Sententious Vaunter ii
@OakSkated4 жыл бұрын
"so how are you holding up?" "Because I'm a *p o t a t o* c:"
@reluctantfollower30063 жыл бұрын
* >:(
@jemimahrajakumar77703 жыл бұрын
This is actually relatable damn
@CanonMay2 жыл бұрын
@@jemimahrajakumar7770 what
@shinobix49252 жыл бұрын
You've had your Pickle Rick, Now prepare for... POTATO GLADOS!!!!!!
@1racerboy12 жыл бұрын
It's been so many years, and this quote still makes into my head on a regular basis. I love this game so much.
@showcasecity2 жыл бұрын
6:39 I was waiting for the “I. AM NOT. A MORON!!!!”
@fluffberrieh23353 жыл бұрын
i love portal clips without commentary because something about hearing GLaDOS ramble about something passive-aggressively while the player is just closely inspecting a random detail of the room is hilarious to me
@matheusandrew2004 жыл бұрын
"Oh wait, it says here she has a medical degree. In fashion! IN FRANCE!!!"
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
I was only stating what it said
@fukkthisnewupdate88822 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 you edited that chicks file, didn't you?
@michaelplanten11192 жыл бұрын
00
@tideman54238 жыл бұрын
i love how petty she is
@MarinaMorena138 жыл бұрын
+Maliq Wright sorry but you can write what she says in the end? my English isn't so good...
@MichaelJones-ny3ot8 жыл бұрын
good bye sir
@MarinaMorena138 жыл бұрын
Michael Jones before that
@MichaelJones-ny3ot8 жыл бұрын
Marina Morena your not just a moron, your designed to be a moron
@MarinaMorena138 жыл бұрын
Michael Jones thank you! :DD
@jpsalis3 жыл бұрын
I like how they added a room you can pause in while cave johnson is giving his lemon speech, and explaining important plot. I've noticed nearly everyone who plays the game stops in the sideroom. even if it's not a particularly plot-important room, it's a great way to let players naturally halt during exposition. That's a good bit of game design.
@factandsuspicionpodcast27272 жыл бұрын
"Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good" One of my favorites.
@ratshitstrap86225 жыл бұрын
"oh hi, so how are you holding up?" _"because im a potato"_
@nerd_56154 жыл бұрын
**slow clap** "Oh good,my slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that..."
@zavodila92794 жыл бұрын
Why is that line a mood tho XD
@creeprnsidelink19183 жыл бұрын
I actually have a shirt that has that Potato GlaDos saying that exact line. I love it.
@etps44443 жыл бұрын
@@creeprnsidelink1918 That's amazing. :D
@Lime_Sherbert3 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE IM A POTATO
@vect0r854 жыл бұрын
6:11 Ok, this joke is GOLDEN, then they top it off with the simple "ha ha." to bring it to perfection
@kirkkek3 жыл бұрын
ha ha
@really-shouldnt-be-here3 жыл бұрын
ha ha
@Kridstal3 жыл бұрын
ha ha
@MISTERTR-rh9mg3 жыл бұрын
ha ha
@uli6593 жыл бұрын
ha ha
@theuglyduckling47403 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS is probably one of the best characters to ever exist
@AuraTheWolf-3 жыл бұрын
2:04 a wild fat turret has appeared
@xx_phedora_lvuer_xx24986 жыл бұрын
what do you mean her "best" moments? all of her moments are her best.
@bluethunderbolt96315 жыл бұрын
I think you mean: "She's the best."
@Adr3n0chr0m35 жыл бұрын
@@bluethunderbolt9631 Yes, GLaDOS the best.
@idonthaveskill50544 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS best waifu
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
@@Adr3n0chr0m3 why are you guys praising me?
@yasterday53772 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 It's because you're a very interesting character -nobody tell her the real reason-
@floatingpasta80994 жыл бұрын
"if I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato" -a potato, 2011
@TheHamadanners3 жыл бұрын
2020
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
I think Chell ate that potato, I can't find it anywhere
@ARandomSpace2 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 Have you considered that you are the potato?
@snowyfox562 Жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 have you finished working on that combustionable lemon?
@tom_k_cook3 жыл бұрын
The loving tone in one of GLaDOS' 'Yeah!" lines during Cave's monologue, makes you wonder how Caroline behaved during that monologue...
@GippyHappy3 жыл бұрын
“We weren’t even testing for that” I love glados so much.
@Neo2266.6 жыл бұрын
For some reason until i watched this i didn't realize that EVERY single one of her dialogues is somehow shaming Chell XD "Hey, remember those spherical things full of bullets, oh wait, *that's you in 5 seconds* "
@pemtl59176 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@Sirdeathvids6 жыл бұрын
"Or else I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. HA HA HA" I just played and made a video on chapter 5, so the dialogue of GlaDOS in that part is in my mind.
@IvenSorristalon3126 жыл бұрын
introducing: Amazon glados!
@INTPTT6 жыл бұрын
Some of them shame Wheatley instead. "Alright, he's not even trying to be subtle anymore. Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."
@playerguy25 жыл бұрын
Neo2266 well, as potatOS doesn't do it so much (replies to Johnson and lines like "The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice.", as she can't as explained at the beginning) as well as at the end she is just sincere and gets rid of Chell.
@sodapop11346 жыл бұрын
"Did you guess sharks? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."
1:10 That is...*intensely* claustrophobic and terrifying.
@KamiliumAMVs6 жыл бұрын
My favorite line (not in here for some reason) is when she tricks wheatley into saying something about the test and he gets shocked because of it and then she laughs about it and its great
@tom_k_cook4 жыл бұрын
Literally died from that exchange. It was indeed, worth it.
@Squid15624 жыл бұрын
All we had to do was pull that lever. What? No you had to AAARRGG! Hehehe. I know we’re in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it.
@waltercomunello1214 жыл бұрын
@@Squid1562 ^ this.
@qwertydavid80704 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment is when GLADoS tries to trick wheatley with a paradox, but wheatley is literally too dumb too think about a a paradox so it just doesn't work.
@CST19923 жыл бұрын
It's made clear by policy - the computer isn't allowed to tell the tester the answer, or it's zapped. GlaDOS tricked Wheatley to tell Chell the answer and so, shocked him.
@mparker1236 жыл бұрын
3:54 Here comes the test results.. You are a terrible person.. That's what it says, a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that...
@twmax41374 жыл бұрын
Mparker123wolf *horrible
@mementomori16394 жыл бұрын
That was one of my favorite ones. Absolutely pointlessly cruel.
@IamaPERSON4 жыл бұрын
@@mementomori1639 my favorite is 5:15.
@vfig675 Жыл бұрын
With how quick glados got hyped about Cave Johnson’s lemon rant I like to think Caroline has always been on board with his idea of burning down houses and exploding things with lemons
@Thejigholeman3 жыл бұрын
"you look great, by the way.....very healthy" why does this AI from a 9+ year old game have more personality than most protagonists today?
@sdpnoone3 жыл бұрын
Lol I know right?
@littlelamp1007 жыл бұрын
"did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois-" **HOOOOOOONK**
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie9255 жыл бұрын
littlelamp100 i'm sorry. I don't know why that went off. anyway, just another interesting science fact.
"How are you holding up...because I'm a POTATO." This will always be my favorite
@eca20095 ай бұрын
Am i the only one who is imagining Cyn voicing all of these quotes because the voice oddly fits? (yes the cute zombie drone who destroyed everything in murder drones)
@Paws_And_Claws_Therian3 ай бұрын
The voice fits because Cyn is based off of GLaDOS lol
@deleted_file13212 жыл бұрын
Best of Wheatley 4:18
@SinaZarin4 жыл бұрын
She once defend you and says " look at her, she is not fat"
@tydshiin57833 жыл бұрын
But she calls you heavy
@coyoteannabis11923 жыл бұрын
The reasons behind that are twofold. One, GladOs is programmed to bully test subjects in order to test them under stress. Algorithmically, body shaming is highly effective on women. Two, in her regular body, GladOs uses a fisheye type of lense to see. This makes Chell actuallt look fat in GladOs's "eye." GladOs defending Chell when Wheatly called her fat is because the power dynamic has changed, Caroline is manifesting more strongly in the programming because GladOs is no longer connected to the corrupting influence of the mainframe, and she's also seeing Chell through a different set if eyes.
@derpdanny3 жыл бұрын
@@coyoteannabis1192 omg love that!
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
@@coyoteannabis1192 Explain why the AFP broke then
@corbiecrow97383 жыл бұрын
@@tydshiin5783 but muscles weigh more so she could be saying she's very muscular which was obviously meant as a complement ( ha ha I have beaten your downer logic, she always loved chell even if she did try to kill her once or twice but that's just what you do with test subjects)
@uselessdr1nk2634 жыл бұрын
3:47 you can literally hear the smile she has on her face saying this line
@whippethacreem72993 жыл бұрын
Mhm! c:
@glados61073 жыл бұрын
I was, oh I was.
@leechbird3 жыл бұрын
@@glados6107 hey lol
@candy-scorn3 жыл бұрын
ive always imagined chell as just stoically going through the game with basically a blank/completely serene expression the entire time and just not reacting to anything and honestly the 'you didnt react at the time, so i was afraid it sailed over your head' just sort of proves it
@user-zm4mv4vh2r2 жыл бұрын
I feel like every GLaDOS quote you can take out of context and send to someone you hate.
@TheAmericanDragn9 жыл бұрын
Or my favorite: "Look at you, soaring majestically through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp."
@CosmicM00N9 жыл бұрын
GLaDOS and her fat jokes. xD Priceless.
@thepantaloonnamedzoeyhunt63817 жыл бұрын
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! "No! Keep the lemons!"
@mparker1236 жыл бұрын
The Pantaloon Named Zoey Hunt it sounds like Stan from gravity falls
@SlyNeonHusker6 жыл бұрын
Mparker123wolf Ikr! XD
@theweakestbrazilianmale33986 жыл бұрын
It sound like him because they are both voiced by the same person.
@thekagawalife20815 жыл бұрын
The Pantaloon Named Zoey Hunt I found a plush lemon grenade at a comic con once. If you squeezed it, it would spout the infamous “life gives you lemons” speech.
@luminaryPerfectionist5 жыл бұрын
eduardo Soares Stan was voiced by Alex Hirsch. Ford was the one who shared the same voice actor as Cave Johnson and J.K. Simmons.
@shoeisconfused3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching either this video or another GLaDOS compilation a couple years ago and loved it, I then put all my time into finding out about portal, it’s characters, and lore then realized that I could play it on the Xbox 360 when I saw it in a store I was baffled and bought it immediately. I did and I fell in love with portal, I soon played the first and second games on pc and I constantly replay them, I love portal and it’s what made me a current HL and valve fan. Thank you portal.
@Arlothed1no2 жыл бұрын
I love how her voice gets more emotion the less she wants to murder you. Very nice detail.