Glasgow Kiss

Rab C Nesbitt - Whit a Wumun!

[@bobwallacejnr6852]

This show was in the all time 5 of British comedies. Brilliantly written and superbly acted.

[@trefwoordpunk2225]

These episodes certainly were…always felt it run out of steam once wee burnie left…

[@jdee4956]

I went to see his one-man show in Belfast many years ago. The audience waited in silence as the lights went up ... on one lone figure in a dirty string vest running on the spot (it was during the aerobics fad). Legend!

[@terrymoore8363]

My late father absolutely loved this tv show even though he struggled at times with the heavy Glaswegion accent. 😂

[@terrymoore8363]

Correction.....Glaswegian, not Glaswegion.

[@Scott-up3bq]

I'm sure Glaswegians,you speckled it wrong would have struggled to understand his accent!

[@Scott-up3bq]

Deliberate spelling mistake idiot.ridiculous comment about where someone comes from be quite

[@arthurgatward7369]

One of the best comedy series ever.

[@SuperDancingdevil]

I’m just a wee bastard Englishman but I miss Rab C a lot, My friends couldn’t understand why I liked it but I didn’t care it was great.

[@cdkmonkey2699]

Totally agree , when they filmed the benidorm episode my mate saw fisher in the local macky Dee's still in vest etc and asked for autograph and was pleasantly surprised when told to fack off , na come back he laughed his nut's off .

[@john5155]

Och, Don't call yerself Wee.😂

[@sideshowbob5237]

Spent ages trying to find a string vest myself!

[@turboconqueringmegaeagle9006]

He used to live here in Spalding, I shagged a bird that'd cut his hair. I can leave this mortal realm knowing I achieved everything I needed to in life.

[@sideshowbob5237]

@@turboconqueringmegaeagle9006 That has to be worth a thumbs-up. Doesn't come much better than that!

[@stephensalt6787]

My daughter and I loved this show and to my wife’s despair we got quite fluent. A few years later the daughter is working as a chartered surveyor/land agent and was called to a job site where new pylons were being erected, the land owner in Hampshire ( very posh) could not understand the site Forman who was from Glasgow and she ended up as translator all thanks to Rab C Nesbitt.😂😂😂

[@chevinbarghest8453]

When I was 26 I spent 4 months of summer (off uni) at Inverary on the dole. Wife and kids with me.. I got fluent by then. The Jimmies uses to get out of their crew bus all drunk at 10am Sunday and as soon as they kenned I was a sassanach (saxon), started firing air rifles at my fishing float. Scotland is like Disneyland coz Scotland disney vote conservative

[@andrewjones9589]

Brilliant 😂

[@bernadettemurray8260]

Amazing!

[@greid1317]

😂😂😂

[@govang5191]

@@chevinbarghest8453 come on fs eh naw no come on awww furfuks sake , It is the Torys sendin em oot ta fuckin haunt ya,s , Get a grip , torys own half a jockland an the rest is tic , so if we all end up torys there would be fuck aww left ta burn 🔥

[@mikesaul8711]

Pure GOLD, from PRICELESS actors. Sadly missed.

[@YelpBullhorn]

I have my mum's best mate for making it possible to watch this brilliant comedy series without much trouble. Springburn born and raised, she moved to the English midlands as a young woman to marry the love of her life. She never lost one ounce of her thick Wegie accent, even on her death-bed, aged 96. Wonderful woman. God bless.

[@mercyjokes2d696]

She sounds like an amazing and wonderful person. Really glad you are keeping her alive in all our hearts.

[@rogerwilliams2902]

Nesbitt and Fools and Horses, best ever on TV without a doubt . Best 2 scriptwriters too . Bloody marvellous.

[@danw1374]

Indeed. Great pathos in both shows too and characters that are so real. You cut them they bleed.

[@rebelwithoutapplause5629]

Don't forget Still Game!

[@colinwilkes8957]

I love these two but I think fawlty towers just edges it,just my view though

[@johnbrand1893]

I was on a coarse in London in the 70’s for my work when I was 17, the instructor talked , acted and used the same sayings, even moved the same when walking, just like Dell Boy in OFAH, I thought he was hilarious 😂😂😂😂. 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@user-ko7bt8ph2c]

Yes I have to agree with you and the two Ronnie's 😂

[@gb5uq]

Unquestionably the finest comedy show of all time. Sheer brilliance.

[@nickymorgan9549]

Cracking glasgow kiss from mary doll

[@unclenogbad1509]

I bless my dear Glaswegian Dad for gifting me, a mere Londoner, with the ability to follow the dialogue in this brilliant series. One of the best comedies ever.

[@laurenpaterson3475]

Same my dad a Glasgwegian

[@bernadettemurray8260]

As a North Easterner, we use some Scottish words like nee, mare, heed etc Americans and people in Essex ask if we're Scottish.

[@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo]

Same I'm a cockney da fae Stranraer maw fae the Gorbals in the 60s she was a rough woman to deal with. ability Tae speak fluent Glaswegian like the wee gadgie I was taud I was. Can tell you it was confusing as a 12 year old having Scots shouting "DAE AH NAW GIE YE ANY LEIGHWAY??" (They actually didn't they just fucking loved that phrase) 🤣

[@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo]

@@laurenpaterson3475 I LOVE how Google has "Translate to English" when all you says was "My dad was a Glaswegian" lmfao

[@unclenogbad1509]

@@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo Yeah, I remember that phrase too. My Dad's vocab lightened a bit when he found sassenachs (and Mum) couldn't always understand him, but his accent never wavered, and he taught us plenty. "Awar-orral-MELT-ye!" (only ever in jest, btw).

[@derbygodfather]

totally an unsung hero in the world of sitcom. i was watching her last year in two doors down thinking hold on she was way funnier in this. so i dug out my rab tapes from the 90,s that i held on too. i was bloody chuffed that it was even better than i remembered. i cant be alone. what a wumun , mary doll.

[@peteraustin4077]

Och ya could nae do that today hen! I loved Rab 'n' his missus! The good old days when TV was fun and entertaining, all we get now is all that shit from the USA, with canned laughter!

[@peterah7957]

One of the greatest comedies from the UK.. ♥ Rab

[@brodie4603]

just came across this clip and reminded me how much i loved this show and i'm a taff 👍👍

[@a.bloke2.0alwayslearning.23]

That really IS Glasgow. I have been ban exile for THIRTY EIGHT years now, but; Oh how I love it ! .

[@jamessim1858]

No it's no we decided to get civilised we don't even cook the English for breakfast anymore.......well most of the time anyway haha!

[@TrueNativeScot]

don't go back, Glasgow is absolutely infested with africans and muslims now...

[@colinwilkes8957]

This was a proper comedy .my dear old dad was pissinghimselflaughing(as was I),but he cracked me up ,saying can’t understand a bloody word he says,that’s probably why he liked it,it was comedy gold,we’ve all met a drunk like rab! My own favourite episode was the Glasgow city of culture one,absolute class.

[@markcantemail8018]

I could only Catch every other word , but I think this must have been a Great Show .

[@colinwilkes8957]

Yes mark try to catch up with some of the episodes.

[@anniemaylallyrickerby3771]

I absolutely loved this comedy Rab Nesmith. he was hilarious. Half the time I had not a clue what he was saying.... But priceless nevertheless. 😅🤣😂🙃😄

[@thomasdoran2363]

❤ Rab & Mary (Gregor & Elaine) - Legends to this day

[@stuartmenziesfarrant]

i would have liked to see Rab C Nesbitt turn up on an episode of Still Game!

[@rnstoo1]

Technically the "severe Malky" is a slash with a razor ("Malky Fraser") and not a head butt (Glasgow Kiss)

[@superamos31davies53]

I have always loved Rab . From the start when he was just part of the Naked Video shorts to the series . I bought tickets to see Rab and Jamesy on tour but the show was cancelled for some reason . Havent heard what Gregor is doing now

[@whisperingblues9887]

It really was a brilliantly funny show it would be great to see Rab making a comeback .

[@user-un9go4qe5i]

Mary's hair is a work of art.

[@carljones7466]

I love this program so true to life I can under every word I've a Scottish cousin who can't hahahaha

[@gsf5882]

I was in primary school near this park when this was filmed and I watched the BBC trucks going by when I was in the playground. Never knew where they were going or what they were doing until I saw this episode. The cast must've passed me too.

[@cabbageswithcars9532]

from somebody from essex i have to say this is one of my favourites absolutely brilliant .

[@marcobiagioni]

When I was 9 years old I set up a Rab C Nesbitt club at school with the sole aim of disrupting the class. Might not have been the nost wholesome influence at 9 for a boy to watch. What was good was my love and respect and identification with working class people that I am sure Rab C contributed towards.

[@maxinejacobson4006]

And he was an excellent foil to Bill Nighy in Love Actually!

[@stephenmartin2737]

This never fails to make me burst out laughing elaine c smith absolutely nailed this scene and up staged the great gregor fisher pure comedy gold !!!!

[@stokiestewpotter7956]

I loved the series . excellent comedy.

[@andreashessler838]

My wife is from Eastern Europe and once asked me what language this was (despite living here for the best part of 15 years). One of my favourite ever shows growing up in the Midlands.

[@rayoflight6505]

Three legends there. Gregor Fisher, Dorothy Paul and Elaine C Smith.

[@Spartan77666]

Miss this kind of TV.... bloody shite now days!

[@carlospatten321]

Bring back rab

[@fessellsahmed2587]

Classic. Watched this growing up

[@paulcleverley4499]

Best comedy show ever made 🇬🇧😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bruceburns1672]

From Australia, I was told by an Aussie who visited Scotland , he said the woman are more crazy than the crazy men , this skit backs it up .

[@govang5191]

Awwww SSSSSSSSHHHHHHH, THE ROMANS BUILT THE WALL TA KEEP THEM WUMMIN IN FUKSAKE SSSSHHHHHHH EVEN TIT TUT TUT SKIPPY TELLS US

[@AndyLeMaitre]

Set phasers to malky!

[@alfiekelly5914]

Taysiders in Space. Absolutely hilarious

[@robertcnesbitt3783]

I'm back see ya awe at the hydro in 2018 . If they 2 ole duffers fae still game can dae it " so can aye " waz like us lol HAPPY NEW YEAR

[@robertcnesbitt3783]

A classic scene . Excellent

[@kendodd8734]

A blinding show if ever a show needed repeating this is it it’s ratings would beat most of the current lot hands down I reckon these no substitution for class writing

[@Buildbeautiful]

Loved that show greetings from Rome

[@biggsyboy3550]

Brilliant 😂😂 loved it great comedy I had a friend at the time and we called him wee Jamie sporran it’s such a shame we can’t make fun of each other anymore on tv 😢 comedy is completely dead everybody needs to grow thicker skin. Words can’t hurt you 🤷‍♂️

[@donlofting4268]

What about the sword bro

[@imspyingonyou2243]

OK ya prick!

[@biggsyboy3550]

@@imspyingonyou2243 what a reply 😂 your iQ must be around 20 to 30 Christ bet best part of you ran down your mums leg at birth 😂😂

[@MetaphysicalBlade]

the best if the best, can't wait for next new years eve

[@camieabz]

I watch clips of these older series and smile with nostalgia, then I read the comments and the smile disappears.

[@davidglover1854]

What's so wrong with all the comments?

[@1964douglas1]

I think we were all honorary Scot’s after watching this series , so many great characters, Jamesie cotter to name but a few

[@georgeboyes12]

That's what yi call a glesga kiss. Fan Dabidozee 👍

[@anthonywalsh7613]

Well done Mary Hen 🤣✌🏾

[@redkop510]

Great funny show..good days..funny thing is people will complain about this type of programme 2021🤔

[@christopherdrennan3511]

In the Script book of Rab C it had extra lines.

[@jrvapor]

Never seen this show but it looks freakin hilarious

[@daciuk8]

Brilliant,when comedy on TV used to be funny!

[@goldieandblackie]

Use to love watching Rab in the 1990s

[@dockaos924]

Rab greatest man on tv

[@richardwaldron1684]

great comedy, cracking wee theme tune..

[@bryanwatt3943]

Mary Mary am the man am the man love rab c nesbitt

[@trebleking1641]

I met Scousers in 1997 and they loved Rab...

[@danbooth8516]

See me see the sea I love the sea me 😂 miss rab

[@skoot2u]

Used to love this show,even though I missed half of it translating for my wife.She never understood owt they said ,lol.

[@johncatto5019]

Makes you proud to be Scottish.

[@billybarr7443]

Your a fake jock stop telling lies lad

[@taboo1459]

And see when you've had shit time lately at work and whatever....it makes me want to bring out my inner Mary doll ❤

[@patrickmccready6051]

It takes me home love it

[@crofs9310]

On yae go Rab!

[@littlenemo14]

A severe malkie 😂😂😂😂

[@lazyhazeldaisy9596]

I Loved Rab wish he would come back on again and I'm a Saxonac.

[@keithdukes5990]

I think you'll find its :- a Sassenach!😂👍😉

[@lazyhazeldaisy9596]

@@keithdukes5990 Beg pardon!😁

[@sugarspun4216]

We call it the Liverpool kiss, Kirkby kiss where I come from. Loved Rab, miss it 😊

[@grahamandrewsharpe1941]

It could also be a Belfast kiss or an East London kiss.

[@vickywilliams8320]

Always loved Mary hen.

[@kieranmonk4646]

Elaine smith - legendary

[@ianclarke3627]

Marvelous, "" see me " ," see the sea", " I love the sea me "

[@proudpict2057]

Proud as fuck! Well done Mary doll!

[@joeblogs5163]

Would be funny, Rab to have a conversation with the J Dog off Clarkson Farm😂😂😂😂

[@bouillonjules2]

A Glasgow Kiss??!!..,Fuck me....had one of them!! When you get it, you know about it!!

[@cormacmccarthy8340]

Your the da man rabb yep you sure are da man😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@andyirwin3426]

BRILLIANT

[@thelastoftheanglosaxons.3724]

Bloody brilliant!

[@michaelscurr9046]

I’m an Ozzie love this show.👍

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

NICE GOING MARY!

[@bonkeydollocks1879]

Aye tell ye this boy

[@stephenjones6500]

Loved it ...though even with the subtitles on sometimes it was hard to understand.

[@cormacmccarthy8340]

Your the man rabbit up ya boyoh

[@stoneislandcasualgcfc1778]

Not had the toy dolls on yersel Rab #legend

[@philnotley5138]

Quality

[@devsedit]

Love it.

[@amandaallen1898]

Just fab

[@janec8733]

Fantastic

[@eileenlocke7877]

Hi I’m British in the uk I love ra b. I love Scotland

[@philipjones4466]

Hilarious one of the best

[@garylockhart526]

Pure class.

[@Sjmby95]

People like this actually exist I can remember putting the subtitles on so I could understand what he was saying

[@wolfman9132]

Rab & Co, never to be bettered, salute from south of the border. 🫡

[@paesan0460]

oh yass rouken glen!!!!

[@ruaridhandgraham5016]

Very accurate

[@mariapenao4166]

TOP...take five man...loved it.

[@hailhailcoybig8772]

good on ye hen

[@coconuciferanuts339]

glasgow kiss love it.

[@ginoginelli1927]

Gregor Fisher class act

[@gavrfc09]

Is this rouken glen park?

[@spaman7716]

I love they just leave her struggling to get out of the pond

[@danw1374]

Mary Doll is a keeper for sure!

[@chrishembrow3884]

Class

[@1HerculePoirot]

A Glasgow kiss eh..... Gonna have to practice that. I can see where it will come in handy nowadays.