Kevin Bridges' Hilarious Jokes About Life In Scotland | Universal Comedy

Kevin Bridges gives us a lesson on Scotland.
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[@rolf-arnesand2304]

Wee Mental Davy, his six kids and their 30 year old grannie should be a sitcom.

[@buddyhell7100]

Back in the 80s, a friend split with his wife. They were both English, and knowing he disliked the Scottish accent, she moved to Glasgow taking the kids with her. Now his adults sons have the best Glaswegian accent ever.

[@Sheba8.]

😅

[@majestic1990]

Next level pettiness

[@brendandoherty2159]

@@majestic1990 Well, in fairness the ex wife is a woman.....nough said?

[@mattkinsella9856]

​@@majestic1990Seems like the perfect level to me 😂

[@anchovy9405]

Lolzzz brilliant😂

[@martinacoker9777]

We irish understand every word 😂

[@seantuite4223]

Seen these clips a hundred times but every time I’m crying with laughter…. Wee mental Davy 😅

[@DGsa1661]

“Care to explain yourself”😅

[@robstockton911]

We had a Glaswegian colleague working in our (American) office for a year, and no one could understand him, so then another colleague from London would sort of translate the important bits as needed. By the end of the year, we could understand Glasgow guy just fine. Took the better part of the year, though. Then once we could understand him, we were a little sorry because every other word was “fukin.” His vocabulary was a little “colorful” by American workplace standards. Things seemed pretty dull when he left to go back to Glasgow. 😂😂

[@pauls3204]

Fuckin 🤣

[@robstockton911]

@@pauls3204 Right, but like, “FOO-ken.”

[@karencampbell2410]

Yeah I worked with Glaswegian and people from the Highlands in Scotland. I am from New Zealand but my mother was Scottish with a strong accent. I could understand them but no one else could.

[@marcturner3647]

I’m from Liverpool and me and me mates were on holiday in Tenerife and had a blast with the lads from Glasgow, this was 1998 anyway we always kept in touch and i had my stag night in Glasgow which was just brilliant and they all came down to my wedding and now most of them are married we all have a holiday somewhere we’re all together and i just love them all 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 with all the kids it’s been even better Cheers lads can’t wait for this year 🥃🍷🍻🥂🍾🍺🍺🍺🍺

[@Sheba8.]

That's so good. ✨️

[@zombinosh]

Brilliant friend group. Have a great holiday.

[@Dekky-1000]

Absolutely brilliant…love it 👍👍👍👍

[@garythompson9452]

All that time, amazing. Long may your friendship continue.

[@zenguidancetarot]

Same school of hard knocks.. nice

[@lolabelle4959]

There's no place in the world like Glasgow, no BS + u kno exactly where u stand. Humour like nowhere else. ❤

[@fitzfitzchivalry4538]

yeah, cause theres no where else in the world like that is there? 😂😂😂 ya fucking mong

[@luislizard2626]

Trainspotting

[@christinemacleod6771]

Quality comedian Kev is top class.

[@seanrota3359]

Brilliant, so funny I had the pleasure of working with a Glaswegian when I hear that accent it takes me back to the humour and at times me having trouble understanding the thick accent at times! from New Zealand

[@PeterKertesz2013]

Wee Mental Dave 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🚀

[@rossross12398]

Love Scottish accent ❤❤❤

[@elainefell7943]

Re: the Scottish Accent - they played the movie Sweet Sixteen here in Melbourne - & it had subtitles! My god I never knew I was bilingual.

[@chrismcbee4653]

I must say I love the accent.

[@johnwalls1460]

Probably the best Scottish comedian since Billy!

[@fitzfitzchivalry4538]

Billy Stratliffe?

[@johnwalls1460]

@@fitzfitzchivalry4538 No I meant Billy Connelly!👍

[@doloreswylie3067]

Here’s a joke Kevin I like…..a wee plasterer was getting instructions from the heid guy and he said …just give it a rough go, and the wee plasterer said …how rough do you want it and the boss said….Your best will be rough enough 🤣🤣🤣

[@carlalindquist2766]

I don’t know why, but I’m American and I have no problem understanding Kevin.😊

[@howardmckeown7187]

Scottish ancestry

[@carlalindquist2766]

Hmmm….perhaps what little I have is tenacious enough to keep my ears tuned.🤔

[@ruthkletke]

I'm Canadian and understand Kevin perfectly....

[@TraitorFelon.14.3]

Danish. No problems. How?

[@laurierend]

​@@ruthkletkeYes, I'm Canadian too. Scots and Irish accents are easier to understand than most English ones.

[@feargal2433]

Brilliant. 🤣👏

[@Orpheus.Machine]

The weird thing is that although I’m from the Flemish-speaking part of Belgium and English is obviously not my mother tongue, I have no problem understanding Kevin. Maybe it is because Flemish people are already trained to understand the myriad of dialects that exist in the Flemish language. In fact, I find it more difficult to understand someone from West Flanders than someone from Scotland 😂

[@thierry-cannot-aim]

From Limburg myself. I know, had a few jobs to do in West-flanders and I had to constantly say. Sorry, I don't understand you. Also the other way around, some thought I spoke another language, while I think of myself I almost speak AN

[@Orpheus.Machine]

@@thierry-cannot-aim In the time before the GPS, I was driving in West Flanders and got lost. I was stupid enough to ask a farmer to help me out. He explained how I had to drive and the only word I understood was the word "bridge". So I thanked him and went on to search for a bridge 😄

[@rorymorford4722]

Scots is supposed to have some Flemish influence, so maybe some of that carries over in the accent

[@granthurlburt4062]

The real reason the romans didnt invade Scotland was the impossible accent.

[@Kat-mu8wq]

Nobody has invaded Scotland and succeeded. England has tried about 3 times, Rome tried twice, Norway has tried, elsewhere in Scandinavia has tried (probably Denmark as they captured all of England back in the day) .. nobody has taken us.......Until now with the man in charge of the SNP.

[@tartangarrix6702]

@@Kat-mu8wqhe’s gone noo too

[@lolabelle4959]

​@@Kat-mu8wqthank u my friend x

[@alanbradley9621]

Speaking Latin to a Glaswegian. Like to have been there for that one..........

[@austenpowers]

Yes Kev 😂

[@debferguson4548]

As American I had a hard time deciphering some of what he was saying with his accent, but I appreciate it & salute the people that keep their culture & humor of their culture & region! That’s what’s beautiful about people! We are not one homogenous thing, we are WHO we are as our land , our cultures, our history has formed us , but as a whole we are ONE, hopefully not letting our differences divide us ( as politicians seem to want to Do!. Lol) People are more alike & hold the same values ,humor, laugh @ the same things, ( except for some things that only people local to the culture would “ get” ) than they are apart! I’ve traveled a lot & experienced many cultures, languages, there are good people wherever you go all around this world! There’s also a lot of “ shit’s”, people that know you’re not local & try to take advantage. Arseholes! But you’ll have the “ opportunist” everywhere you go, lol. & then you’ll have the “ good uns’” The local people that will be fair & honest , not part of the “ tour industry” that you can sit in a pub with, have a dram or a pint wit, & laern, about each other. That’s the best! I’m a Ferguson btw, but only by injection ( marriage, or ejaculation, so my children are Ferguson’s ) My hubby’s Grandad & several of his brothers immigrated to America. I LOVE cultures KEEPING their culture , accents, & history , not letting politics, corporates, big $$ , international investment entities & powers trying to make us one little homogenous soup that they can sup off of! I love ❤️ your humor, ( even though I missed a bit of it because I ‘m at a loss culturally, but a lot of it I “ got”!). You make people laugh! That’s good medicine & healthy! Positive & uplifting for the soul, no matter what one person in that crowd might have been going thru in their personal life @ the time, you gave them a reprieve for a bit, collectively, because they could all relate & laugh together, …& an injection into their soul of laughter & release of stress & worry! Good on you mon! You’re more a healer of humanity than you know! Keep up the good work! You’re a DR. Of humanity, no pharmaceutical prescriptions required to feel good!

[@mikeyp0131]

Well said mate

[@lynnblack6493]

Missed a little, but caught the jist. Crazy Kevin...

[@niguel4438]

Genius

[@EdontheBeach]

hilarious!

[@mattymcmacca]

I didn't understand much, but from what i did, i found amusing.

[@jjohnston326]

What’s the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot? With the Stones it’s, “Hey you, get off of my cloud.” With a Scot it’s, “Hey Mccloud, get off my ewe!”

[@annied9864]

We say “I don’t know HOW that is”😂

[@luislizard2626]

This guy is pure genius I don’t see much of him now He’s to raffinate for modern society

[@GerryScullion]

His delivery in the more recent clips just have'nt the same impact. But still think he's absolutely brilliant! ❤

[@christinemacleod6771]

What a fuckin talent rolling with the laughter kick your ****** **** genius.

[@annied9864]

I lived in Hurly in 1987 they had to get a chef to tell most of them what I was saying. With a dink or two there was no chance 😂

[@Viev2000]

L❤ve it!

[@thelastgreataudit8112]

"Glasgow: Scotland with style" as if you don't hae four separate kinds of stabbing named after your city.

[@cormackjames]

What a crowd, brilliant Kev! Hail Hail!

[@FrankeeD]

Had a Scottish prof at university and one day in a seminar he said something that sounded to us like, "It's like perils before swine." We sat there for a moment with blank looks until the penny dropped - "Pearls before swine."

[@dianehrechko6370]

I’m in the US and watch a lot of UK TV. Never had an issue understanding Scottish people but there are some Geordie and welsh performers I can barely follow

[@brendandoherty2159]

Try a very drunk dude from Glasgow, even his own family struggle with the translation!!!

[@dianehrechko6370]

@@brendandoherty2159 hell I don’t understand most drunk American men either

[@brendandoherty2159]

@@dianehrechko6370 That's a valid point.

[@LG.C.F.C]

Britain's best right there ladies and gentlemen

[@Sheba8.]

Without a doubt.

[@freedomfirst5557]

He has the Benny Hill face

[@prideofdurham4776]

My Aberdonian friend used to say "Its no Scotch bonnie lad , its Scots or Scottish".

[@beebee9803]

Right -- Scotch is what you drink. Scots or Scottish, is who you are !!!

[@mollydooker9636]

​@@beebee9803i think 'Scotch' might be an older term. Im from Norn Irland and granda was from lowland Scots background, born 1890. He spoke with a dcottish accent and referred to 'Scotch' folk. Or maybe it is an Ulster Scots term. I'd love to know.

[@isking1715]

​@@mollydooker9636Scotch has never been a formal term for Scottish people. The word only came to be when whisky was first distilled.

[@mrmawson2438]

😂

[@robertritchie2860]

Good to see someone carrying the Big yuns flag foreward 😂

[@karenmiller7218]

Had a Glaswegian boyfriend so this is bringing it all back to me 😂

[@jackiemorris66]

I'm from Northern Ireland and they even use subtitles yes SUBTITLES for that as well as Scottish and Welsh. I can understand you perfectly although I have to translate for my English husband who has a Scottish dad and family.

[@Dubtrokuted]

6:41 is that fucking Ginny Weasley?

[@joanr3189]

Nathan was a prophet.

[@emgee691]

Curiosity question....If you live in the city of Hamburg in Germany, are you known as a Hamburger? A Hamburgarian? A Hamburgerstein? A Hamburgwegian? Can anyone tell me, please...

[@jaysparrow6631]

It’s Hamburgerstan! Sorry just couldn’t help me self! 😂😅😂

[@emgee691]

@@jaysparrow6631 Thank you.

[@gdfggggg]

Furburger?

[@Bluesjzz]

​@@gdfgggggThat's it... Go stand in the corner!

[@JimmyJacpots]

Did Kevin play the wein from Hereditary?

[@JJONNYREPP]

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[@ianrees3231]

what did he say ho ho

[@dontneedalot]

I HAVE 2 SOCIAL WORKERS COME TO SEE ME THEY HAVE SOUTHERN ACCENTS WE STRUGGLE TO UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER AND I'M ONLY FROM YORKSHIRE. Sorry that's in capitals I had typed it all I won't change it.

[@mattploij2673]

aww cut off the garage joke, the punchline!

[@jameshenderson4205]

Naffan?

[@zogzoogler]

Connor Macgreggor is Ireland’s equivalent of wee mental Davey.

[@brendandoherty2159]

A complete Gobshite!!!

[@whortle]

Diplomacy at its best.

[@KathyAndrew]

I am American of Scottish descent, and I don't understand you. Our son visited Glasgow last year, he enjoyed his time there. Could not find out the right plad for a kilt.

[@Scar-jg4bn]

This is the most American comment and it's so cringe. 😂

[@KathyAndrew]

@@Scar-jg4bn what do you expect? My son is the first to go back to Sottland in my line in many generations.

[@cato1684]

It’s Tartan not plaid. And there are plenty of shops for tourist to buy a kilt.

[@KathyAndrew]

@@cato1684 He went to a shop, they could not identify the tartan for Andrews

[@mariapalmer5671]

@@KathyAndrew. Your name might be attached to the Laird of wherever your family lived , so you would use their tartan . Do you know where you originally come from. .?

[@Gypsyalchemy333]

Subtitles please

[@sarahhunter1114]

This is really uncomfortable. He's cute like a baby, but filthy like my uncle who no longer gets invited to family functions. I think I love it, but I'm also drunk, so it's possible I'm just laughing at a documentary about Scotland.

[@airforceretired5094]

I cant understand him either

[@user-jr7cx9zm1e]

I don't quite get this guy's obsession with believing that the Scottish accent is hard to understand, it just sounds like plain old English to me. It's not even a strong Scottish accent.

[@nicholasgough5712]

Living in Glasgow is more advanced

[@GreenGrenouille]

Like the Irish. Think they are precious.

[@user-yi5yx5rx2c]

Well he want te come to the schemes in Glasge and ye will Ken whit how the Scot’s and the Irish tol,ya eejit

[@GreenGrenouille]

@@user-yi5yx5rx2c Yes, we can still understand you.🤣

[@user-jr7cx9zm1e]

@@user-yi5yx5rx2c Yeah, very good. The problem is, I spent a lot of time reading Irvine Welsh in the 90s, and Limmy more recently, so it's all pretty familiar! Great people the Scots.

[@Palmit_]

i suppose i'm off to buy "The story continues" dvd then. Just a tiny bit scared it might not play nicely on my "classics" shelf.. "i'm the new boy fram Gleysgo.. tha rest of ye old spinny prux can fokoff..else get scratched tryin to stay "

[@drfranklippenheimer8743]

This Scot would seem to suggest that his land is not Woke. And yet it leads the world in Woke revolutionary policy actions.

[@rodwilliams4170]

Impressive audience Kev!! You’re no shite now lad!!

[@janetpartyka5968]

Can't understand everything you are saying. lol

[@user-ob1oi7kn2w]

Scots git

[@Sheba8.]

Oh dear! 😂

[@user-ob1oi7kn2w]

@@Sheba8. oh dear what do you mean????

[@user-bv9cs8bh9u]

Watch your gub mate

[@user-ob1oi7kn2w]

@@user-bv9cs8bh9u ya scots Git

[@maureenleckie6216]

I’m afraid bridges like boyle is becoming too political for me,in spite of his cheap scottish type comedy.

[@jimmclaughlin309]

Billy was of his time but Kevin is the man 😂

[@Sheba8.]

Kevin is the king!

[@dianacasey6002]

Billy tells a better story of the terrorist attack.

[@gdfggggg]

He’s gone all left wing woke now 🥲

[@jimcampbell7387]

I shut him off right after he uttered the first "F" Bomb. There is no need for that useless superlative. Time to grow up, sir.

[@Scar-jg4bn]

I bet you're fun at parties...

[@markturner6755]

It’s cultural in Scotland. Grannies speak like that.

[@wigs2u]

LOL

[@Bluesjzz]

Off you go, then... 🥾 I agreed with you but then you got condescending.

[@randolphtrenchtrousers4345]

wow! you have a scots accent, wow!

[@anthonycollins5305]

Billy Connolly act at the start there..............and carried on!

[@sandiee6637]

😂