Global Poker - Makes you think twice about

[@lawsofnature560]

Fuck global poker had so many one-outer coolers pop out on the river over the past 9 months, playing on and off. I'm done with this bs platform.

[@poker_]

Sorry to hear, but I'm glad you're done. If you keep at it it will only drive you crazy and lead you to playing bad poker.

[@webguy943]

Every time i build a bankroll the site will just slam me right back down bad beat after bad beat.

[@poker_]

I 1000% believe you because I have dealt with the same none-sense there.

[@webguy943]

@@poker_ bro something shady af is going on. So i got bad beat constantly by a screen name “angerissues” on GP. I look him up yesterday n his graph is just straight up over years n hes profiting thousands. I just look him up today n his entire graph reset to only this month showing he’s losing. The dude is a silver star and his itm is > 50% wth happened to his graph why did it reset? Man this is sus af.

[@poker_]

@webguy943 KZbin fault, they don't show me my notifications 😒....

[@poker_]

@webguy943 🤣🤣🤣..... Good question. We can only make an educational assessment on that 🤣🤣

[@codynevers51]

How can i help u bring this shady sight down

[@poker_]

Man I don't even know. I been trying to get in contact with the FBI director in Houston and Tampa. My next step is the black market on they AS*

[@remee4685]

We need to bring this fucking site down. It's so fucking fixed yet my friends 3 different people have won 5000+ in the last week . Yet I get 2 ,3 outtered every time without fail. I get it in ahead 90 percent of the time and always lose

[@profitdotws9905]

They installed a slot machine on the lobby of the site to eat away peoples bankrolls.. that payed me 1500 off a 20 roll spin. My first spin. but ended up givin most of it back

[@poker_]

@@profitdotws9905 Dang 🤦🏽‍♂️.... They'll get you one way or another.

[@poker_]

@@remee4685 🤯 I know the pain..... It hurts and just seems unbelievable which adds to it.

[@lamarm.5649]

tellin ya..its a ponzi for the promoters of the site

[@poker_]

I agree! All of them are engaged in criminal activity.

[@letsinvestigateit]

Global used to have a few bots follow me around and try to sit my left cause I am winning player, but they were still having a hard time beating me. Now they literally have about 20 id names that inter change that follow me around and try to sit me in teams. When they try to play me hu they lose and here comes the other gto bots or whatever they are all around me on the table out of nowhere. I quickly sit out and all 3 or 4 of them will sit out they dont play each other. I tried to playing hu sngs same id names they are basically gto bots were playing me hu game after game. If its a coin flip vs them they never lose and most of the time will crack your AA or whatever you have. An example was I hit top 2 pair on the flop and these bots or whatever they are over bet jam the flop I call he has bottom pair and he turns trips and ends up with a boat on the river. Its like wtf? Same player does it again to me next game top 2 pair he over bet jams flop middle pair and runner runner flush. They know the board run outs somehow.

[@benjiswett1690]

Global poker is cheating but it is NOT illegal tbh.. they operate under different rules because they are not technically a gambling site.. so they are able to "cheat" but its not cheating because no body on global is gambling... get it?

[@jasonfoster9118]

They're all rigged af. I've been playing on BluffShove and it's the same shit. They got my $50 but they also have a FB page so I just asked if there was a way to verify the random number generator. They got super pissed and trotted out all their minions, one of which is a guy I went to school with. They told me it was "skill gap" "just embrace the math" etc. Tried to make me look stupid but I just kept busting their balls with statistical odds and the ridiculous examples I've personally witnessed. I was willing to let it die but they are apparently very worried about it because they made another post about the "rumor mongers" lol, so I busted their balls for another hour and a half until they deleted it all, again. 😂 Pretty sure I pissed in their Cheerios and I sincerely hope I fucked up their fraudulent business. We need honesty in online gaming.

[@RR-bd4jp]

I have never had a good experience with online poker. Please tell me one that's legit? They are all a scam. Even Bovada, which use to be reputable got me for 2700$. I have yet to hear of a good one! America's Cardroom garbage. They are all shady.

[@poker_]

Man, I'm sorry to inform you that there is none! I've experienced the same things you have across all the site except for Party Poker. **** PartyPoker I haven't played there much to talk about.

[@RR-bd4jp]

Was it always like that...wonder when it took the leap of faith drop right into hell. I remember there was one case where the guy worked security for the site and could see everyones cards using some security feature or something other. He has placed in a world series event too and this was after there's a youtube video on it. Of course the Whole Howard Letterer Jesus Ferguson whole thing which is like irredeemable. That was before I started playing poker heavy though.

[@Allkaylaknows]

Back on IG, back On AMEX and now direct banking.

[@poker_]

Thanks for the information 👍🏽

[@adamdouthy8023]

This is a gold coin game. 🤣🤣🤣

[@endgame6979]

Isnt Global poker legal in the U.S? And if so, it shows you that, even if online poker became legal in the United States it would still be corrupt. I live on the Nevada border in Idaho; I just use online poker for practice. Bovada is the least corrupt.

[@poker_]

Yes, it's legal in the USC (no typo). I agree, Bovada has its issues but better than the rest. The only sites I SEMI trust is PartyPoker, WPT and PokerStars (Sorta).

[@endgame6979]

@@poker_ I want you to do me a big favor... Type in "Magic612" on KZbin. And then you can have a better understanding of whats going on too..(not just employees playing) Looking forward to your next video. C'ya man👍

[@poker_]

@@endgame6979 Of course there is more to it than employees like a said in a few other videos. Bots are overwhelming online and teams. I definitely will check it on 👍🏽

[@endgame6979]

@@poker_ Ya, please do. You'll see what Im talking about. Plus the video is really funny. The guys flipping out over how corrupt online poker is.

[@poker_]

@@endgame6979 🤣🤣 I know I'm laughing at his pain, but I just watched his video 'kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXrPq6FpqqeBq7c'. Man this guy was talking nothing but the truth and facts, especially the when you're rigged to lose part.

[@TwiztedTProductions]

What do you say about the verified rng?

[@johnryan3102]

Verified by a mafia backed organization? Google Malta Gaming Authority if you don't believe me

[@poker_]

😂 That bullsht! Those are just words they hide behind because people don't know better. The RNG is not random and it's not verified.

[@letsinvestigateit]

itech labs who verified their rng also admiitted the mersenne twister they use for their rng can be hacked and patterns can be found in it.

[@alexxander1768]

(I will never read a reply) There is literally no regulation for any online poker sites. All the RNG certifiers do is exactly that, certify that there is RNG for the shuffle. After they shuffle one time with RNG, they can 'legally' shuffle it again without RNG and change cards at any time for any point in the hand.

[@poker_]

@@alexxander1768 Fact!