GLORIOUS GOLDEN POOP | Slime Rancher #6

  Рет қаралды 4,894,616

jacksepticeye

jacksepticeye

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 18 000
@wildthing29mn
@wildthing29mn 9 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games til a slime bounces into the insinorater
@dontron5632
@dontron5632 9 жыл бұрын
incinerator
@wildthing29mn
@wildthing29mn 9 жыл бұрын
But u know what I mean
@bigslorpin
@bigslorpin 9 жыл бұрын
*Incinerator
@TheSoCanadian
@TheSoCanadian 9 жыл бұрын
+Jessie4eva its okay I get it lol
@George_E1907
@George_E1907 9 жыл бұрын
WTF
@antwonefisher5386
@antwonefisher5386 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: i have the best slimes! *makes 14 more episodes* Me: what a boss.
@Am4din
@Am4din 5 жыл бұрын
Antwone Fisher 18 actually
@lynnapotato1625
@lynnapotato1625 4 жыл бұрын
@@Am4din 25 actually
@christhatdude4083
@christhatdude4083 4 жыл бұрын
Chaffee Lyn actually
@BoxedGoat
@BoxedGoat 3 жыл бұрын
@@lynnapotato1625 poggers actually
@p0wd3r101
@p0wd3r101 3 жыл бұрын
😂 I find these arguments extremely funny
@samalama5541
@samalama5541 9 жыл бұрын
For everyone that's telling Jack to mix the gold plort with another slime, you can't. It will act like a puddle slime when you try to combine its plort with another slime. This is mostly because if you could farm gold slimed then you would pretty much have infinite money and it would be really over powered. Hope this clears up some of the confusion ^_^
@samalama5541
@samalama5541 9 жыл бұрын
*slimes
@mossmilf6440
@mossmilf6440 9 жыл бұрын
+Steevo irk?
@thedong7962
@thedong7962 9 жыл бұрын
+Samantha “Deadcupcake” Madigan I was literally about to comment that XD!
@monsieurnugai
@monsieurnugai 9 жыл бұрын
Aww, I was just about to comment that XD
@pengyoufoong6723
@pengyoufoong6723 9 жыл бұрын
I already comment that in the last episode !
@victoriadixon5048
@victoriadixon5048 6 жыл бұрын
17:25 *I can describe you jack: a hairy Irish green yelling potato*
@Smol2DGorillazEdits
@Smol2DGorillazEdits 5 жыл бұрын
Victoria Dixon a bit off but yeah
@hellod6789
@hellod6789 5 жыл бұрын
Potato why potato hahahahahahah
@ninglin6615
@ninglin6615 5 жыл бұрын
Victoria Dixon tv☠️😄🥰😇🙌💩👂👨🏻‍🏫👈🏻🤑🎃🤞☠️🥰🙂🙃🙃😒😎😝😙😌🥳😏😕😞🇨🇼🇨🇰🇰🇪🇱🇮🇮🇲🇽🇰🇷🇴🇾🇹 ✖️🔙🔙🚌🚑🚜🚨🚜🏍🚡♟🎲🎲🎺♟♟♟🎷🎺🎷🎰🎰🎧🤹‍♂️🎫🏄‍♀️🚣‍♀️🚣‍♀️🤽‍♂️🏵🚴🏽‍♀️🚴🏽‍♀️🏅🎗🎤🚣‍♀️🎗🎫🎤🚣‍♀️🤽‍♂️🎤🤽‍♂️🎧🎤
@ninglin6615
@ninglin6615 5 жыл бұрын
did you ever find someone who wants you back because you’re really rich
@ninglin6615
@ninglin6615 5 жыл бұрын
u ever had any other poop
@DANCast-yv1is
@DANCast-yv1is 8 жыл бұрын
Jacksepticeye Definition: An energetic cute and funny KZbinr. Loved by many, he is by far one of the best.
@deannasteinberg2017
@deannasteinberg2017 8 жыл бұрын
jack.you should really do water fire and honey.
@garyward5885
@garyward5885 8 жыл бұрын
Deanna Steinberg dude u cant mix water with anything and if u could then it would make a tarr
@swinteroo
@swinteroo 8 жыл бұрын
Trademark Phrase: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!!!
@clairashai
@clairashai 8 жыл бұрын
AGREED!
@mrtaco6155
@mrtaco6155 7 жыл бұрын
Twenty-One Panicking Undertale Phans correct
@travismeador7269
@travismeador7269 6 жыл бұрын
JERRY! I'm not losing another child after........after Steve
@kristycronin3769
@kristycronin3769 4 жыл бұрын
I think Steve choked on his saliva and died ;)
@nojoshdejavu5175
@nojoshdejavu5175 4 жыл бұрын
YEHA
@Eli-lu5he
@Eli-lu5he 4 жыл бұрын
Probably
@xxmadixx2043
@xxmadixx2043 4 жыл бұрын
kristy cronind rtf the morning I was just about a little day and then it I was just gonna I was just gonna we was just a bit too of a dark night out there I and a I got really a good night job and I’m I gonna was the night day I wanna was play it all was fun to play and with a you can y’all play the it all play and play it and all I the time game play is fun it is a fun and game fun to get play and play with it and all the time and you play it all the time and you can play it and all the you can play it and all you can play it is fun and fun but to get play some random reason to is a to get play it all is the game is gonna fun and I wanna play is it is gonna fun and I wanna love you the all the night time and you have
@IAMYOURFATHER_.
@IAMYOURFATHER_. 4 жыл бұрын
Me too I just started
@gilbertomaala845
@gilbertomaala845 5 жыл бұрын
jack:NO JERRY!...i will never lose a child again.... me:*instant heart melt*R.I.P
@mydadhasntcomebackwiththem6597
@mydadhasntcomebackwiththem6597 4 жыл бұрын
Gilberto Maala ya, but he shot a slime into the incinerator afterwards
@Bappers489
@Bappers489 4 жыл бұрын
@@mydadhasntcomebackwiththem6597 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@xdream__sansx7050
@xdream__sansx7050 5 жыл бұрын
All I have to do I bring-- *High pitched baby voice* Oh, hello honeys.
@yaksilver4011
@yaksilver4011 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love honeys
@Bappers489
@Bappers489 4 жыл бұрын
ActUAllY thE sIrIEs Is cAllEd slImE rAntchEr why did i waste time doing this TwT
@Koifishyy.
@Koifishyy. 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bappers489 what?????????????
@Bappers489
@Bappers489 4 жыл бұрын
@@Koifishyy. i dont even know that was a month ago
@BoxedGoat
@BoxedGoat 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bappers489 you mean 2???
@degetei5287
@degetei5287 7 жыл бұрын
Just tried carrots and hummus, and am still chewing as I write this. Pretty sick, the carrots are just so cooperative with the hummus and really let it shine. 9.9/10 on my healthy snack list.
@maxsemo2880
@maxsemo2880 7 жыл бұрын
Degetei then what's a 10?
@mayravixx25
@mayravixx25 6 жыл бұрын
I'll have to give it a try sometime then.
@mmmimimimimimim4169
@mmmimimimimimim4169 6 жыл бұрын
My friend gave me those, they were pretty darn tasty
@kaitlynnreed3124
@kaitlynnreed3124 6 жыл бұрын
I'm the 21st piløt, falling intø a panicking discø your username is my FREAKING LIFE
@lightingmyballsonfire
@lightingmyballsonfire 6 жыл бұрын
Legend has it hes still chewing this day
@zararule427
@zararule427 9 жыл бұрын
A small loan of a million plorts.
@tptrashaf8710
@tptrashaf8710 9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cabbageoverlord4540
@cabbageoverlord4540 9 жыл бұрын
Make Slime Rancher great again...
@christiank7684
@christiank7684 9 жыл бұрын
+jacksepticeуe . frik u
@saladcaesar7716
@saladcaesar7716 9 жыл бұрын
+jacksepticeуe . IMPOSTER
@inohae3848
@inohae3848 9 жыл бұрын
+jacksepticeуe . reported AGAIN! :)
@theyloveladycreatorie
@theyloveladycreatorie 5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this with headphones in bed then Jack desided to do “Asmr” and I was scarred for the rest of my life
@lucindathedragon
@lucindathedragon Жыл бұрын
✨ASMR✨
@MrBigBoots2163-z5k
@MrBigBoots2163-z5k 6 жыл бұрын
Human evolved into jack Jack has learned septic eye
@squidd0996
@squidd0996 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but ........I LOVE YOUR USERNAME
@MrBigBoots2163-z5k
@MrBigBoots2163-z5k 4 жыл бұрын
@@squidd0996 thanks
@squidd0996
@squidd0996 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrBigBoots2163-z5k no problem
@CurrieYT
@CurrieYT 9 жыл бұрын
Never stop this series plzzzz... Slime Rancher is to fucking cute to leave...
@restrictionx9222
@restrictionx9222 9 жыл бұрын
Why are you everywhere?
@souless.shadow226
@souless.shadow226 9 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@souless.shadow226
@souless.shadow226 9 жыл бұрын
Btw ur vids are amazing
@mykaguy1722
@mykaguy1722 9 жыл бұрын
'please' 'too'
@user-vl1ui4lc5q
@user-vl1ui4lc5q 9 жыл бұрын
+Myka Guy actually it's "to"
@raspberryxx3148
@raspberryxx3148 7 жыл бұрын
If there was a box to think outside, I would be so trapped inside that box, that I wouldn't even know that there was a box. True English.
@thanosthecommunist2223
@thanosthecommunist2223 7 жыл бұрын
Raspberry TRUUUUE EEEENGLIIIISH
@iggypiggycontent3142
@iggypiggycontent3142 7 жыл бұрын
Raspberry xx yeah he is
@brendahdz7649
@brendahdz7649 7 жыл бұрын
Raspberry xx lol same!!😂😂😂
@clairashai
@clairashai 8 жыл бұрын
Jacksepticeye: An adorable Irish cutie, who is not only hilarious, but has captured the heart of millions, including my own.
@mellilla7517
@mellilla7517 7 жыл бұрын
Couldntve said it better...
@christianaj.7001
@christianaj.7001 7 жыл бұрын
Clairishai beautiful 😭.
@lizzayonfroy5799
@lizzayonfroy5799 7 жыл бұрын
oml the cringe is unreal
@jefferyjefferson4776
@jefferyjefferson4776 7 жыл бұрын
Chocolate Fox lmaooooo
@sheatisdale6899
@sheatisdale6899 7 жыл бұрын
Clairishai. Aww that so sweet
@jenniferridler9584
@jenniferridler9584 6 жыл бұрын
1min Jack says I can't lose another child!!! Next min Jack kills a slime for a test
@QUNIBLT
@QUNIBLT 5 жыл бұрын
XD damn right and he let them die eaten by tarr too
@amuletrebelofficial3029
@amuletrebelofficial3029 8 жыл бұрын
"My father only gave me a small loan of a million plorts." GENIUS!
@justinstern8843
@justinstern8843 8 жыл бұрын
donald trump joke lol
@itspeste
@itspeste 8 жыл бұрын
jack trump
@speedygamergamer8723
@speedygamergamer8723 8 жыл бұрын
so true
@dvstcl0ud
@dvstcl0ud 8 жыл бұрын
So true
@tencanhaveallthestarsinthe6671
@tencanhaveallthestarsinthe6671 8 жыл бұрын
Truuu
@SuzyLuOfficial
@SuzyLuOfficial 9 жыл бұрын
I never knew poop could be so... cute!
@joanna7388
@joanna7388 9 жыл бұрын
+Suzy Lu haha
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmw
@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmw 9 жыл бұрын
᙭ᗪ
@meylincasasbaez8672
@meylincasasbaez8672 9 жыл бұрын
+jacksepticeуe . there is a giant phosphor slime in a cave
@redkeydog1239
@redkeydog1239 9 жыл бұрын
+jacksepticeуe . check out my vids please I love ur. vids my channel name tristin ward
@slamdiggitydunk
@slamdiggitydunk 9 жыл бұрын
+Meylin Casas Baez that's a fake jack
@rachels3227
@rachels3227 7 жыл бұрын
mad voice: all i have to do is bring happy voice: hello bunnies mad voice: *keeps talking*
@xaneryn4472
@xaneryn4472 7 жыл бұрын
Hello hunnies*
@tinathornton790
@tinathornton790 6 жыл бұрын
Kittens and Puppies i8eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedededededededed
@jeffspangler2982
@jeffspangler2982 6 жыл бұрын
It’s hello honeys
@melodyrodriguez6000
@melodyrodriguez6000 6 жыл бұрын
Kittens and Puppies same bro
@masonchapman5873
@masonchapman5873 4 жыл бұрын
Who’s binge watching KZbin series at home right now At home because of Social distancing
@KingRobbo045
@KingRobbo045 4 жыл бұрын
Um how did u know :O
@calebmeise5133
@calebmeise5133 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@Gudjungvdo
@Gudjungvdo 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@idkmyselfcia5819
@idkmyselfcia5819 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@Me-lb1br
@Me-lb1br 4 жыл бұрын
No, I'm one of those asshloes who thinks this thing isn't that bad even though millions of people have died (stay inside guys)
@ewJplay
@ewJplay 7 жыл бұрын
Wow can't believe jack forgot all about the shockwave he purchase episodes ago
@karmaispsycho5878
@karmaispsycho5878 7 жыл бұрын
same
@sakimiyu9287
@sakimiyu9287 7 жыл бұрын
What does it do?
@hokagab
@hokagab 5 жыл бұрын
@@sakimiyu9287 produce shockwaves.
@xandrak2904
@xandrak2904 8 жыл бұрын
When Jack said, "It's like running over a hamster with a Hoover." I whipped my head around to look at my hamster cage and my hamster was sitting there. I whispered, "I'm sorry you had to hear that." I literally just apologized to my hamster.
@andrewmichael4238
@andrewmichael4238 8 жыл бұрын
roflmfao
@wildwolf01
@wildwolf01 8 жыл бұрын
The second I see this I started laughing like crazy
@liahbug0755
@liahbug0755 8 жыл бұрын
hahaha! lol
@homerspig726
@homerspig726 8 жыл бұрын
Kill the hampster
@xandrak2904
@xandrak2904 8 жыл бұрын
+Homers Pig omg that's horrible 😂
@victoriatetevenska3938
@victoriatetevenska3938 8 жыл бұрын
I imagine jack seriously being like "bang!!!" at a slime (with a carrot) then being like "eat that b*tch!!"
@razorxcheetah8492
@razorxcheetah8492 8 жыл бұрын
ho
@fcarmsita
@fcarmsita 8 жыл бұрын
Victoria Tetevenska
@kattperson6788
@kattperson6788 8 жыл бұрын
Razorxcheetah not nice be nice
@Rell.1275
@Rell.1275 8 жыл бұрын
Carmen Velazquez
@victoriatetevenska3938
@victoriatetevenska3938 8 жыл бұрын
Katt Person Was what he just said supposed to be an offense?
@hestonbutterfield5610
@hestonbutterfield5610 5 жыл бұрын
You can give the gold plorts to a slime and have that dough rolling in
@LevelTempest
@LevelTempest 5 жыл бұрын
Heston Butterfield im not the only person rewatching this week xd
@benh8909
@benh8909 5 жыл бұрын
wait can you just give gold plorts to anything so its gold and it Example: gold puddle slime
@sirdonutiii807
@sirdonutiii807 5 жыл бұрын
@@LevelTempest Hallelujah
@WolfWarrior01
@WolfWarrior01 5 жыл бұрын
Yay more people are rewatching this
@Sock780Puppet
@Sock780Puppet 5 жыл бұрын
I like this series
@hxllywoodb
@hxllywoodb 7 жыл бұрын
The best slime rancher in history
@vhan75
@vhan75 7 жыл бұрын
15:22 Omg, that slime just commit suicide by jumping into the incinerator! :o
@bananaduck853
@bananaduck853 7 жыл бұрын
vhan75 omg that is actually sad for some reason
@danielleyoung5810
@danielleyoung5810 7 жыл бұрын
vhan75 😢😭😭😭😭
@tracimartinez7860
@tracimartinez7860 7 жыл бұрын
No it was at 15:25 dumbass
@lorgeloo5974
@lorgeloo5974 6 жыл бұрын
What if someone shot you out a vac tank and into the incinerator. Huh? Huh?! HUH?!!!!?!?!??
@ajturtleproductions8358
@ajturtleproductions8358 6 жыл бұрын
It’s a tough time for slimes in the world today....
@sakuyakikimo7477
@sakuyakikimo7477 8 жыл бұрын
I want to see all the slimes as Tabby's!!! like all the different tabby slime combinations, wouldn't that be adorable? 😍
@bethe4993
@bethe4993 8 жыл бұрын
It would be adorable
@thegirl_inthedark9141
@thegirl_inthedark9141 8 жыл бұрын
Rad tabbies. 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
@msksnsjsosmd9324
@msksnsjsosmd9324 8 жыл бұрын
Ya plz do it jack
@stephengrenleski1972
@stephengrenleski1972 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, more kitty slimes!
@albertmiller9888
@albertmiller9888 8 жыл бұрын
Sakuya kikimo yeah
@gunnawales8154
@gunnawales8154 6 жыл бұрын
I wish he played in 2019
@kristenwood7573
@kristenwood7573 6 жыл бұрын
ye
@firephoenixee
@firephoenixee 6 жыл бұрын
mhm i sure do too
@johnmkinney5871
@johnmkinney5871 6 жыл бұрын
I have a story to tell you. I think I was 7 and we were at Walmart and I was with my mom and I was looking at something and I ended up with a old lady and I looked at her and said " Okay bye." While she was looking at me.
@johnmkinney5871
@johnmkinney5871 6 жыл бұрын
And you are a Irish man and you can be anything you can be.😊🍀
@austinmuzati8204
@austinmuzati8204 6 жыл бұрын
me too bud me too
@madelinekoh8499
@madelinekoh8499 9 жыл бұрын
15:23 A slime jumped into the incinerator. A moment of silence for Mr. Phosphor-Boom.
@fanofyoutubers6624
@fanofyoutubers6624 9 жыл бұрын
.....
@BaaconHaawk
@BaaconHaawk 9 жыл бұрын
+jacksepticeуe . Stfu JSE fake
@danielgarcia-og5og
@danielgarcia-og5og 9 жыл бұрын
I am a kid so what's the problem I don't do that
@stevenormsby1707
@stevenormsby1707 9 жыл бұрын
+Daniel garcia get the fuck off this channel then you dumbass fucking sqeaker
@Dragonoidalpha
@Dragonoidalpha 9 жыл бұрын
He was such a good...piece of shit
@thewitchdoctor128
@thewitchdoctor128 7 жыл бұрын
so noisy so loud says the human megaphone
@natec2210
@natec2210 7 жыл бұрын
The Witchdoctor *wot* *you* *have* *been* *noticed* *so* *hello* *:)*
@hoalantimz
@hoalantimz 7 жыл бұрын
Potato :3 *Hoi*
@natec2210
@natec2210 7 жыл бұрын
*Hue* *hue* *hue*
@brendahdz7649
@brendahdz7649 7 жыл бұрын
The Witchdoctor Lol!!😂😂
@danielleyoung5810
@danielleyoung5810 7 жыл бұрын
The Witchdoctor lol x
@wormyman6103
@wormyman6103 8 жыл бұрын
17:27 jack you are a precious Cinnamon roll
@graynoodles6254
@graynoodles6254 7 жыл бұрын
Thats jack.
@johendarto3480
@johendarto3480 7 жыл бұрын
Jessica Pike h
@erynnb4091
@erynnb4091 7 жыл бұрын
Actual trash I
@UrLocalCryptid0_0
@UrLocalCryptid0_0 7 жыл бұрын
You right. He is a cinnamon roll.
@nickevanoff8712
@nickevanoff8712 4 жыл бұрын
When jack still hasn’t figured out that slimes have favourite foods
@molly1902
@molly1902 7 жыл бұрын
Jack was having some separation anxiety from his slime 😂😂😂😂
@Jim-bv9od
@Jim-bv9od 9 жыл бұрын
Jack, shoot the gold plorts at other slimes to get largos, like a boom and gold largo!
@FranciscoTheboss
@FranciscoTheboss 9 жыл бұрын
+Roblox King You cant make gold largos
@Grand.Poobah
@Grand.Poobah 9 жыл бұрын
+Roblox King he should try giving the gold plorts to other slimes, that might work
@emccullough7065
@emccullough7065 9 жыл бұрын
+xXx_mlg_pro_n00b_pwnr_xXx aka mlg gamer pro guy that's what I said
@justintime5120
@justintime5120 9 жыл бұрын
cant
@thomasnewman3343
@thomasnewman3343 9 жыл бұрын
( +Eric McCullough ) - No, no you didn't ( +More or less everyone else ) - You can't splice gold/other slimes as of the other update, we might see this once more expensive updates come into the game, but, for now, it's impossible, think puddle plorts.
@alexclambell7236
@alexclambell7236 8 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite series
@FavoriteStation
@FavoriteStation 5 жыл бұрын
What Jack says at about 12:20 is true. I live on a farm.
@jude6302
@jude6302 6 жыл бұрын
i'm scrolling through the comment section to hear jack go ASMR ear rape mode and it literally scared the crap out of me!!
@grizzly-7136
@grizzly-7136 7 жыл бұрын
3:13 Jacksepticeye:it has not been easy for me in the ranch my father gave me a small loan of a million plorts
@csteiner56
@csteiner56 6 жыл бұрын
JACK! You are an adorable, nice, cute and funny. We (the subscribers) love you!
@kyrahatfield2876
@kyrahatfield2876 6 жыл бұрын
I'm going to lay out a little bit of information I left a more powerful message so yeah =D.
@genholden1981
@genholden1981 6 жыл бұрын
Love is a strong word...how about, THINK HE'S AWESOME😀
@elliotunknown
@elliotunknown 6 жыл бұрын
That’s how you know you’re winning, when you’re adorable and cute
@elias2366
@elias2366 6 жыл бұрын
the brothers i love him But you Do you
@QueerAndHunger
@QueerAndHunger 6 жыл бұрын
A fangirl in its natural habitat
@agamer9334
@agamer9334 3 жыл бұрын
love how his mood went happy when he saw the honey or water slimes
@ethanotoroculus1060
@ethanotoroculus1060 8 жыл бұрын
"I CAN'T LOSE A CHILD AGAIN! Not after Steve..." Dude, in just another episodes you dumped 13 pink rock slimes in the water without remorse.
@alexcandy354
@alexcandy354 5 жыл бұрын
"I've done everything " does fourteen more episodes
@PlumbobbTV
@PlumbobbTV 9 жыл бұрын
slime rancher is now one of my favourites XD its so fun to listen to because I study for tests while listening to Jack and I just hear "oh, did you poop some stuff today?" "they absorb the water their in" (along with unravel, undertake (finished ;_;), and stranded (finished ;_;) being my favourties)
@PlumbobbTV
@PlumbobbTV 9 жыл бұрын
^favourites
@vlorfus
@vlorfus 9 жыл бұрын
+Papyrus not an error. People in places like the U.K. (I believe it's there) spell favorite as favourite.
@mlgchloe1017
@mlgchloe1017 9 жыл бұрын
Me to
@PlumbobbTV
@PlumbobbTV 9 жыл бұрын
Papyrus I'm very sorry for the confusion. In the British Isles we spell "favorite" like favourite. Along with colour.
@theworthysoul
@theworthysoul 3 жыл бұрын
I wish youtubers would remember to read the Slimepedia lol. Jack really was feeding Pogofruit to Honey slimes when he could grow Mint Mangoes in a garden and get double profit from their favourite food.
@HexIsme
@HexIsme 9 жыл бұрын
I was legit upset when I found that finally, FINALLY after I found a gold slime... I couldn't use the plort to make more gold slimes. DISAPPOINTED FACE, SLIME-MAKERS.
@jennylu718
@jennylu718 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@alexandermercer5363
@alexandermercer5363 9 жыл бұрын
That would be far too easy money.
@inever9853
@inever9853 9 жыл бұрын
+Steevo ur bak
@joebamaprism5933
@joebamaprism5933 9 жыл бұрын
+Hex Isme i tried it and i fired it at the honey slime AND IT DISSAPEARED!!!!!
@thedragonwarriorartist
@thedragonwarriorartist 9 жыл бұрын
>:
@msksnsjsosmd9324
@msksnsjsosmd9324 8 жыл бұрын
(sad music plays) Is was hard growing up on the ranch... My dad only gave me a small loan of 1 million plorts -Jacksepticeye 2016 TAKE THAT DONALD TRUMP
@mileyvlogsandmore3450
@mileyvlogsandmore3450 8 жыл бұрын
XD
@mileyvlogsandmore3450
@mileyvlogsandmore3450 8 жыл бұрын
TRUMP IS GOOD
@abrilarenalesf
@abrilarenalesf 8 жыл бұрын
Miley the ninja girl
@kattperson6788
@kattperson6788 8 жыл бұрын
Miley the ninja girl no no no
@cindypetitti9221
@cindypetitti9221 8 жыл бұрын
awsom
@KayVolkering
@KayVolkering 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Sean/jack. There is a phosphor Gordo ( like the big pink and big tabby you had to keep feeding ) So go through the erea with the rock slimes and towards the erea with the tabbys. Now when you get out of the tunnel you can go left OVER a ridge. There's a small ridge there and when you go left after going over the ridge you'll find a well hidden cave. Hope you'll find it! Also the water with the puddle slimes do run out after a while but if you get enough newbucks you can just demolish the pond and re-make it that's easier then getting new water xD Have fun! Love you!
@sentinel225
@sentinel225 9 жыл бұрын
area*
@mattvnp6438
@mattvnp6438 9 жыл бұрын
What is the green slime
@robertmiller6126
@robertmiller6126 9 жыл бұрын
+Mattvnp a rad slime they aren't implemented yet
@eldritchmeat
@eldritchmeat 9 жыл бұрын
+Mattvnp its called a rad slime and hasn't been added to the game yet.
@sollaw8323
@sollaw8323 9 жыл бұрын
+Mattvnp a rad slime but it hasn't been implemented yet
@Earth2kenzi
@Earth2kenzi 5 жыл бұрын
Jack:What am I? Me:A living meme *Jack screaming sounds* Deaf people:Ow my ears
@joshuastocker9606
@joshuastocker9606 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Earth2kenzi
@Earth2kenzi 4 жыл бұрын
@Ridge Hardinger it's a joke?
@BoxedGoat
@BoxedGoat 3 жыл бұрын
@Ridge65 games r/wooosh
@Saeyoung404
@Saeyoung404 9 жыл бұрын
"I GO BUY SOME MILK. YOU WAIT IN THE ENTRANCE AND DONT FUCKING MOVE" That's what my mom used to tell me as a kid when we went groceries. Love u Mom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@muftifaishal
@muftifaishal 8 жыл бұрын
+Fascinating OH MHY GOD THATS THE BEST JOKE IN THIS EPISODE HAHAHA cant stop laughing at it
@Saeyoung404
@Saeyoung404 8 жыл бұрын
+Mufti Faishal IKR, HOT DAMN JACK 😂😂😂
@shiioyt
@shiioyt 9 жыл бұрын
Life is meaningless, but not memeingless.
@randomuser6792
@randomuser6792 9 жыл бұрын
Can i use this as my senior quote?
@shiioyt
@shiioyt 9 жыл бұрын
Lee Yes. You can.
@randomuser6792
@randomuser6792 9 жыл бұрын
+xShadow22 Thanks. :D
@nukesquad8317
@nukesquad8317 9 жыл бұрын
+xShadow22 lol did you see that on iFunny?
@atlas6124
@atlas6124 9 жыл бұрын
+Luke Shepard Yup.
@bunnybunnz
@bunnybunnz 5 жыл бұрын
It’s not a slime getting incinerated it’s called suprise *cutie death*
@dannywallsh8978
@dannywallsh8978 5 жыл бұрын
4:04 could'nt agree more as a litle irish boi who loves raw veg. like if you agree or do'nt its 'no big deal
@kinggalindo4012
@kinggalindo4012 5 жыл бұрын
Catlord Goddess199 I got a giant candy bag for halloween but my mom took it from me now a candy per day :(
@noway2831
@noway2831 8 жыл бұрын
Raw carrots and humus - I love that too!
@ogreload
@ogreload 7 жыл бұрын
Jack your described as Funny, Amazing, Smart, Handsome, Kind, Nice, Cool, King of KZbin, King of happy wheels and King of Jacksepticeye
@blazegamingxbox639
@blazegamingxbox639 7 жыл бұрын
*You're
@bec3926
@bec3926 7 жыл бұрын
Policedog 901 how can he be called the king of KZbin if he isn't the most subscribed to channel 🤔
@tzwandererthezombiewandere6315
@tzwandererthezombiewandere6315 7 жыл бұрын
Becky W because he's the best youtuber?
@thanosthecommunist2223
@thanosthecommunist2223 7 жыл бұрын
Becky W its a COMPLIMENT
@bec3926
@bec3926 7 жыл бұрын
AnimeColdCombat ACC and you need to relax. I was just pointing out that, in my opinion, the most subscribed to channel was the "king of KZbin" I'm not beating on Sean or anything, I love watching his playthroughs, but it's how I see it. I apologise if it came across like so.
@fi9263
@fi9263 7 жыл бұрын
um excuse me, uh yeah, one question, yeah, WHO IS STEVE AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM!
@mayravixx25
@mayravixx25 6 жыл бұрын
Dropped him down a spikefall.
@kaitlynnreed3124
@kaitlynnreed3124 6 жыл бұрын
RavenChan may have called him pete every now and then. Sometimes even bobby but on rare occasions
@verytiredteaartist7363
@verytiredteaartist7363 6 жыл бұрын
Pet named Steve
@lanathehipster2643
@lanathehipster2643 6 жыл бұрын
😂
@BaileyLT2001
@BaileyLT2001 6 жыл бұрын
Hi my name is bailey jay brimble and my god my ghost is funny af I've watched this three times within a year but this is the first times reading comments
@gigasoldier7774
@gigasoldier7774 5 жыл бұрын
Jack:im the best caiptainsauce: hold my slimey dimey gimey bimey slimes
@reblgamr5246
@reblgamr5246 9 жыл бұрын
lol....that face at 13:20 LMAO!!!!
@reblgamr5246
@reblgamr5246 9 жыл бұрын
/
@roryarcher6014
@roryarcher6014 8 жыл бұрын
17:31 a slime rancher meme.
@lizardbutaquatic7171
@lizardbutaquatic7171 8 жыл бұрын
"through the fucin' barriers? really?"
@evacruz2747
@evacruz2747 8 жыл бұрын
Try to make good and Southington else.
@LofiedLife
@LofiedLife 8 жыл бұрын
I know! A Moran....
@avinashhashbrowns4299
@avinashhashbrowns4299 8 жыл бұрын
Robecca Wolfe
@whentheimposterissus6048
@whentheimposterissus6048 8 жыл бұрын
TheRandomEasterEgg ikr
@presqueezedlemons7170
@presqueezedlemons7170 6 жыл бұрын
Jack, you have become...... An enlightenment to the world!
@TheSpaceshipPilot
@TheSpaceshipPilot 6 жыл бұрын
Jack: what am I? Me: gets a lovely memory to the first Tarzan movie scene where "who am I, tell me" playing. I loved that movie
@matthewaustin5446
@matthewaustin5446 6 жыл бұрын
"Can someone tell me what i am?" a beautiful bouncing baby potato boi.
@jakeyboy8836
@jakeyboy8836 4 жыл бұрын
Jack:kids these days have no manners Me:okay KARIN!
@Ren_60006
@Ren_60006 3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how he complains abt grinding for money here but in a year he grinds FOREVER to get temmie armor in Undertale
@remedywilliams8388
@remedywilliams8388 6 жыл бұрын
17:28 You are a man who decided to become a rancher of slimes where you collect poop everyday to sell for money.
@thedoctordallin
@thedoctordallin 9 жыл бұрын
Jack, you haven't found the Phosphor Gordo. It's down in the area with the bridge that goes over all the murderous Pink Rock Largos. If you walk down the bridge, you should see a canyon to the left. Go down it. You'll come to what seems like a dead end, but if you look closely, there's a cave entrance there. Make sure to bring lots of fruit. You need at least 50 fruits to overfeed it. I don't know what it unlocks, it may only be a teleport pad, but at least it's something to do. And have you tried going in the house?
@juliablossom6705
@juliablossom6705 8 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH MY FATHER GAVE ME A SMALL LONE OF 1,000,000 PORTS 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
@juliablossom6705
@juliablossom6705 8 жыл бұрын
PLORTS*
@stacy2fierce
@stacy2fierce 8 жыл бұрын
It's Plorts not Ports
@krissyhunter4110
@krissyhunter4110 8 жыл бұрын
:(Loan:) lol
@mustachegirl6951
@mustachegirl6951 8 жыл бұрын
+julia saldias Your dad must be very imPLORTant to you.
@bammerci661
@bammerci661 8 жыл бұрын
+That one shitposter that lives under your couch You spelt important wrong.
@shojoe2517
@shojoe2517 9 жыл бұрын
"Where can I fnd some honnies?" In Huniepop :)
@wayden724
@wayden724 9 жыл бұрын
Memes
@thomasking_web
@thomasking_web 9 жыл бұрын
oh yeah I remember that series good joke BTW XD
@Midnight_Millicent
@Midnight_Millicent 6 жыл бұрын
At 13:56, he was so upset then just suddenly in a cheerful tone, "hello honeys!" so precious
@door1916
@door1916 7 жыл бұрын
Jackaboy: Can someone explain what I am? Me: a awsome boss that makes videos
@kyrahatfield2876
@kyrahatfield2876 6 жыл бұрын
I hate it.
@printstrname5346
@printstrname5346 7 жыл бұрын
"a small loan of a million plorts" Jacksepticeye "a small loan of a million dollars" Donald Trump
@iggypiggycontent3142
@iggypiggycontent3142 7 жыл бұрын
Josef Riggo oh my god ha
@AstroHierarchy
@AstroHierarchy 5 жыл бұрын
issa joke
@TristanBakon
@TristanBakon 9 жыл бұрын
HE SAID FOR THE LOVE OF JEBIDIAH KERMAN (from marks live stream) at 6:12 AWSOME
@RumiNyx
@RumiNyx 9 жыл бұрын
+Rainbow Bacon jack has a whole series of kerbal space program....
@TristanBakon
@TristanBakon 9 жыл бұрын
NyxBreaksGames i know but he said that because of the live stream 2 days ago where mark said for the love of jeb kerman.
@TristanBakon
@TristanBakon 9 жыл бұрын
***** no I am not dumb
@RumiNyx
@RumiNyx 9 жыл бұрын
+Rainbow Bacon I would guess it's more of a coincidence than anything, considering his 43 episode series, and you start out with jeb. but hey believe whatever, unless Jack can confirm it. also don't reply to the fakes, just report them.
@TristanBakon
@TristanBakon 9 жыл бұрын
NyxBreaksGames yeah I know you do start with jeb and I know he has a 43 ep series because i subbed long before that even started but Jack said he did watch the livstream. Also ok I will report him :D
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 4 жыл бұрын
Jack : "one moment this game is cute as all hell, the next it's killing everything" I know, beautiful isn't it ? The circle of life
@Sleepyhead-xk9dw
@Sleepyhead-xk9dw 7 жыл бұрын
Hen hens eat those bugs
@nyxkes
@nyxkes 9 жыл бұрын
If you're running out of things to do, here's something. So, when you walk through the Dry Reef, there's that little tunnel thingy connecting one area to another. When you come out of it, there will be a short wall on the left-hand side. Jump over it, down to the shore, find a little cave, and go into it. Hopefully that's not too complicated. :3
@gwynbornhauser659
@gwynbornhauser659 9 жыл бұрын
"A small loan of a million plorts." I snorted.
@baileyann11
@baileyann11 6 жыл бұрын
9:30 "It's like when you go over a hamster what a hoover." XD I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and I can't breathe! Literal LOL!
@fl3m1n9o4
@fl3m1n9o4 7 жыл бұрын
Jack's reaction at 14:36 XD
@ElenaLopez-rp1nj
@ElenaLopez-rp1nj 8 жыл бұрын
a small loan of 1 million plorts omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂i can't rn jack 😂😂😂😂
@destinyfassina4537
@destinyfassina4537 8 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂😂😂😂😂
@加州猫主席
@加州猫主席 8 жыл бұрын
#donaldtrumpasaslimerancher
@analenpaulino5065
@analenpaulino5065 8 жыл бұрын
same
@soljohansen4614
@soljohansen4614 5 жыл бұрын
came here after watching bfu investigate annabelle the doll. no longer spooked and can now sleep. 10/10
@nickevanoff8712
@nickevanoff8712 4 жыл бұрын
Tar slime: spawns Jack: *throws it off the edge* go and think about what you’ve done
@paparoni4163
@paparoni4163 9 жыл бұрын
he's a determined slime rancher, whale biologist potato king, vehicle tester, KZbinr, and a time machine. jack, how do you do all these things?
@paparoni4163
@paparoni4163 9 жыл бұрын
*****​ no, that's the vehicle tester part. All references made: UNDERTALE: determined... Slime rancher: slime rancher Jack in general: whale biologist Reading comments: Potato king Vehicle tester: happy wheels KZbin: youtuber Life is strange: time machine
@rejoyedakkara467
@rejoyedakkara467 9 жыл бұрын
Umm, I can't believe you actually forgot to mention this, because OBVIOUSLY he is a BBBOOSSSS!!!!
@paparoni4163
@paparoni4163 9 жыл бұрын
Rejoy Edakkara but that's not a career, its natural
@allstarsfoxtrot722
@allstarsfoxtrot722 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Jack, you know when you fed a heart beet to a rock slime and it pooped out 2 plorts? Well, every slime has a favourite food except pink slimes. You can find each slimes favourite in the slimepedia.
@Mateodookeywater
@Mateodookeywater 4 жыл бұрын
15:09 boom slime trying to hold his boom to protect jack
@Mixable-mn4nn
@Mixable-mn4nn 3 жыл бұрын
15:29 that thing hopped into the incendiary and died
@justanewokwithinternetacce3905
@justanewokwithinternetacce3905 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Tabby slimes: THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!
@fanofyoutubers6624
@fanofyoutubers6624 9 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jack for playing again the game, is really cute and lovely, I hope will upgrade soon too!!! I like Honey and Puddle slime, they are so cute!!!!
@snoopcattq7279
@snoopcattq7279 7 жыл бұрын
A SMALL LONE OF A MILLION PLORTS
@Patrick-rw4je
@Patrick-rw4je 6 жыл бұрын
SnoopCattQ shut up Trump
@jadeyfrost9906
@jadeyfrost9906 5 жыл бұрын
Jack you're a little smol bean that everyone loves
@Lolster-ls5se
@Lolster-ls5se 8 жыл бұрын
Hey jack I can describe you right now, a FREAKIN BOSS!!!!!
@superxanderxs3343
@superxanderxs3343 8 жыл бұрын
HA I all ready said this to mark
@maquillage631
@maquillage631 9 жыл бұрын
So close to 9 million! It's unbelievable how many new people have joined the community!
@starman41829
@starman41829 9 жыл бұрын
+Maquillage I know right!
@blu4bear475
@blu4bear475 9 жыл бұрын
+Maquillage i know crazy
@aggeloshr.686
@aggeloshr.686 9 жыл бұрын
+Maquillage A year ago Jack had 900.000 subs. Crazy right!? :D
@sheye6288
@sheye6288 9 жыл бұрын
+Maquillage i know! cant wait
@tfm_matt
@tfm_matt 9 жыл бұрын
+Maquillage I Know! He so deserves it, You are a credit to our community jack!
@XFattMonsterX
@XFattMonsterX 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he said he was done in ep 5 and now he has 22 I know he started playing again because they updated it but yeah
@mydadhasntcomebackwiththem6597
@mydadhasntcomebackwiththem6597 4 жыл бұрын
*25 not 22
@venesious
@venesious 3 жыл бұрын
@@mydadhasntcomebackwiththem6597 when he posted this comment there where only 22
@chrismccabe1655
@chrismccabe1655 4 жыл бұрын
A quiet moment for the phosphorus slime that Jack brutely killed
@jordancosta1859
@jordancosta1859 7 жыл бұрын
That part of the song is "sending all his money on me and spending time on me" how do I know this
@Cyllene-
@Cyllene- 8 жыл бұрын
0:10 Turn on captions "i missed my slaves way too much"
@miakennedy668
@miakennedy668 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@theshadowofdarkness9556
@theshadowofdarkness9556 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂XD LOL
@Cyllene-
@Cyllene- 8 жыл бұрын
So many emojis.
@theshadowofdarkness9556
@theshadowofdarkness9556 8 жыл бұрын
EMOJIS FOR LIFE
@bbyfuraii3175
@bbyfuraii3175 8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sanstheskeleton9339
@sanstheskeleton9339 5 жыл бұрын
At the end of the video, jack wonders what that shockwave thing is...when he just bought it
@hamilhamlife211
@hamilhamlife211 4 жыл бұрын
''All I have to do is- *hello hunnies~!''* is that so wholesome or is it just me 😩❤❤❤❤❤
@Viking-ie6of
@Viking-ie6of 8 жыл бұрын
Yay more cute mowfawcers!
@LuisCastillo-pq6vv
@LuisCastillo-pq6vv 8 жыл бұрын
Viking0602 a svc eggt yedhehdg
@dad5718
@dad5718 5 жыл бұрын
Jack: THE GOLD IS AS GOOD AS MINE!!
@YorysPlays
@YorysPlays 9 жыл бұрын
Hey Jack, I don't usually comment on your videos but, I felt like telling something today. Well I just moved to a completly different place where I was from, I'm away from my friends, my father, my girlfriend. I've been through serious depression thing, I feel like my life does not worth it anymore, everything it's so boring, but somehow, watch your videos is the only thing that I still love to do, I know the time is the only cure for this, and you make it go faster. Your videos are 1° priority on my KZbin feed, you make feel like you are my friend that I have never really meet. Maybe you heard a lot of stories like this one, I know you will read this somehow, I just wanted you to know that, and I want to say Thank You.
@enriqueromero5511
@enriqueromero5511 9 жыл бұрын
stay strong (:
@Siobhan_my_beloved
@Siobhan_my_beloved 3 жыл бұрын
I see someone shares my love for raw carrots and hummus
THESE SLIMES ARE RAD! | Slime Rancher #7
23:44
jacksepticeye
Рет қаралды 4,6 МЛН
CHOCOLATE RAIN! | Muddy Heights 2
17:55
jacksepticeye
Рет қаралды 8 МЛН
Cheerleader Transformation That Left Everyone Speechless! #shorts
00:27
Fabiosa Best Lifehacks
Рет қаралды 16 МЛН
Try this prank with your friends 😂 @karina-kola
00:18
Andrey Grechka
Рет қаралды 9 МЛН
DON'T STARE AT IT!!! | Social Interaction Trainer #1
14:42
jacksepticeye
Рет қаралды 9 МЛН
Slime Rancher but I added WAY too many NEW SLIMES
32:54
Jayce
Рет қаралды 159 М.
THE WORLD'S EASY-est GAME
16:53
Markiplier
Рет қаралды 15 МЛН
Can You Beat Terraria Using ONLY Mounts to Attack?
23:54
Stimulus
Рет қаралды 1 МЛН
How Did Monty Get THAT In Kindergarten 2
31:05
jacksepticeye
Рет қаралды 4,3 МЛН
EAT UNTIL YOU POP! | Slime Rancher #8
19:36
jacksepticeye
Рет қаралды 3,4 МЛН
THE SECRET VAULTS | Slime Rancher #21
26:45
jacksepticeye
Рет қаралды 1,6 МЛН
Can I Draw Animals from Memory? - REALISM Challenge!
18:29
Cheerleader Transformation That Left Everyone Speechless! #shorts
00:27
Fabiosa Best Lifehacks
Рет қаралды 16 МЛН