Movie Theater Etiquette

[@GloveandbootsOfficial]

In this video we explain Movie Theater Etiquette!

[@stevenlornie1261]

My patience with cinema goers have reached an all time low. 15 yrs ago no one would make a sound and if they did they would feel like complete twats. Now no one cares. It's funny to laugh out loud, fart, cough sneeze every 2 seconds and so on. Fuck the cinema!

[@screamingphoenix8113]

HOLD IT! Does Mario Wear pants? If not WHY DOES HE HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF? We have A contradiction!

[@JunkfoodZombieGuns]

Amazing, as always. Oh, and...more Johnny T!!! :)

[@ericcheng9938]

More reasons to stay home and enjoy streaming movies on Netflix with your home theatre system! No wonder the theatre chains are now offering $25 21+ seats that offer big chairs and serves alcohol.

[@CoolHardLogic]

I can simplify this: 1) Eat, drink and take a dump before going anywhere near the cinema. If you can't control your bowels, your bladder, or your appetite, stay at home. 2) Turn your phone off of don't take it at all. You won't miss anything important. You will miss the film, which renders going to the cinema pointless in the first place. 3) When in the theatre, once the film starts, STFU :) Simple :)

[@Glitchtophertm]

This should be in theaters.

[@Choyeon_77]

It should

[@chrisomaticchaotix]

So perfect!!! I want this to be before the movie!

[@marthagilbert3459]

No way

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

It’s too long.

[@cubechan1938]

Turns out it was for a bit

[@MobotnikStudios]

They used to show a cut down version of this at my local theatre before it was bought over. Great fun.

[@CommanderFuckwit]

Hope they got permission from G&B/Bento Box.

[@MisterGraa]

That's awesome

[@Nictator42]

Addendum to the armrest rule: don't take two armrests. Also, if the armrests have cup-holders, the owner of the beverage in the holder has total sovereignty over said armrest.

[@bigdream_dreambig]

Armrests are sooooo complicated. I think we've identified the likely cause of World War III.

[@Vectorlarity]

QUIET. I’LL DO IT ANYWAY

[@TheLunaOne]

Mario: "Take off my pants.." What pants?

[@Balloonanimals1]

What about spoiling the movie for the next group of people who are coming in?

[@Rwaat]

What's the point of watching a movie if u cant spoil it for those that watching it later?

[@M1ckTheMan]

Rwaat Plus knowing what happens, and experiencing what happens are two different johns all together. FOR EXAMPLE- my older cousin told me that Darth Vader was Luke's father when I was little. Did this ruin my movie experience? No, because experiencing that glorious scene was absolutely amazing and my foreknowledge of it didn't hinder me in the slightest. HOWEVER there are times when knowing the twist does ruin the movie, but that's usually when the twist is the best part. If a movie needs to rely solely on surprising movie-goers rather than clever plot or characters, its not that good a movie. This has been a 24 year old weirdo writing on a comment section! I hope you like it, and have a pleasant time period.

[@NahrAlma]

You mean like Thorin Oakenshield dies in Hobbit 3? Oh wait that movie isn't even out yet. My bad.

[@seraph_77]

yoshimickster how would you know it didn't ruin your experience if you never saw it unspoiled? how do you know wouldn't have enjoyed it more had you not known?

[@M1ckTheMan]

I just do. End of conversation. Have a pleasant time period.

[@Juancl157]

Every movie theater in America needs to play this video before a movie starts.

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

They would have to skip the sneaking in food part though.

[@jorgearnoldson3107]

Arthouse/family-operated theaters could replace it with a statement reading "Most of the ticket money goes to Hollywood. Please support this theater by visiting our concession stand."

[@DavidWildmouth]

Juan CL No, every movie theater in the universe.

[@probablytonikensa4744]

To be in every country in the world. With subtitles

[@yuxuan2886]

AiMeansLuv I've added subtitles ;)

[@PapillionPictures]

This NEEDS to be played before every movie (not before the previews. After the Previews and before the movie) that shows at the theater in my town. God do I hate having to go there most of the time!

[@Ethan839]

1:05 back to the future is the movie they are watching, just listen (Part 2 specifically)

[@lieutenantnarwhal6068]

I wish they would show this vid at the beginning of every movie.

[@BagelBrain]

Yeah

[@jgrover2735]

me 2

[@redin321]

Lieutenant Narwhal but with the sneaking in snacks part removed cause they want cash from you

[@DavidWildmouth]

Alyssa Martin They NEED cash from you. It's how movie theaters pay for employees' wages, electricity, gas, really everything.

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

That would be awesome.

[@ShadowJohansson1994]

This is the first Glove and Boots video I’ve ever watched. Can’t believe they ended when the 2010s ended

[@jacksquatjb]

Please do one on retail etiquette! People need to know how to behave to retail associates!

[@DuffinCaprousold]

Ooh, that's a great idea.

[@namuchildtake2]

Yes please!!!!

[@metalraygear2677]

***** You are so very right.... the public at large is completely disgusting.

[@mojothemigo]

YES! WIN!

[@grantkelly8696]

JB Entertainingness YES! This is something even the most respectful people disrespect this.

[@KBWrecker]

"Hey, buddy, what'd I miss? I was making number 2!"

[@nickp2271]

Hush!

[@theblackcat2792]

Shh

[@ljdi1]

fine, be a jerk

[@thisissaah_3536]

@@ljdi1 hey buddy, i was making #2, what did i miss?

[@xmenforever4764]

@@thisissaah_3536 absolutely NO cell phones this includes Texting cuz when u text

[@CandiTheWildPig]

"Everybody loves babies." Clearly you have not been out enough. XD

[@O3Vdabouncyboi]

behold, probably the first ever glove and boots video i ever came across back then

[@Wawagirl17]

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS ACTUALLY DID IT! I've been waiting for this one since you did restaurant etiquette! Yay!

[@tinkywinky9087]

I’m surprised this video made a cameo on Saberspark’s Inside Out 2 review.

[@Hecuba107]

0:21

[@EzraCubero]

Who else pauses the video right after Mario says "Nobody likes babies . . ." just to make the line funnier?

[@nickp2271]

I don't like babies.

[@moviemaniac2159]

Just imagine if he stopped there for emphasis, and Fafa was like "WHAT?!" and then Mario finishes his sentence and Fafa goes "Oh."

[@SmartRascalStudios]

Ezra Cubero I did.

[@Traig_Born2006]

@@nickp2271 I do

[@nickp2271]

I meant just not in the movies.

[@isaac10231]

AMC is going to buy the rights to this, and they're going to play it at every movie.

[@mechajerkzilla]

Amc doesn't care how you act in a movie theater as long as you buy a ticket.

[@l.tc.5032]

They will probably edit out the sneaky snacks part out and just say the snacks you bought at the concession stand.

[@lindseycambre5027]

1 take off pants 2 get chicken 3 yell at screen. The 3 rules of Netflix

[@BraindumpTv]

In part two, don't throw popcorn at strangers, don't put your feet on the person in front of you, do go to the bathroom for bottom coughs and never eat candy off the floor! Great Job Guys

[@KindAdaptableKayak]

0:21 - Priceless scene. "I prefer... Magneto." "Are you good or bad, Magneto?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!" "MEH! SHHHH!"

[@MrAcrizzy]

The Baby Kate Crying Sound Effect from Arthur! It was also used in Shrek the Third during Shrek's nightmare after the ogre baby throws up on him.

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

I knew the crying sounded familiar.

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

That sound effect is in several other cartoons too.

[@friendlygamer2985]

when Mario said your the only person in the movie theater when the movie is terrible, I actually had that happen to me once.

[@AT-yn9dm]

"Are you good or bad Magneato? Make up your mind!" - Mario

[@sakusakusakuranyo]

People who take babies to movies are the worst.

[@DareToBeDeviant]

Throw them at the people who are text messaging. They're light enough to throw but heavy enough to induce blunt force trauma.

[@l.tc.5032]

Hire a damn babysitter

[@JuanLeTwnz]

sakusakusakura nyo I wish to live in a world where toddlers cannot be taken to any public place. In that world we also skip the first five years.

[@TankCop]

Roman Zagorodnev I fully agree ^_^

[@grantkelly8696]

sakusakusakura nyo agreed, I mean If you have enough money to go to the movie theater, you probably have enough money for a babysitter.

[@SmartRascalStudios]

2:57 Everybody loves babies. Everybody loves the movies. *NOBODY LIKES BABIES...AT THE MOVIES!* I laughed so hard at that part XD.

[@Dloweification]

I cannot mentally picture what the people who make these voices look like.. They're so... bizarre.

[@kodakblank]

Mario actually sounds pretty similar to the voice he uses for Mario, just less exaggerated and so does Johnny he is voiced by Zack (don't know about Fafa though)

[@kathyabeauty]

LOVED This!!! Babies, Cells, Opening Snax...you got this so RIGHT boys. xox

[@ursadmedsrx55403]

3:42 Not at AMC! we get recliners.

[@jasonchilado]

Hammad Rizvi now at cinemark too!

[@ursadmedsrx55403]

nba73 interesting...

[@nanismeelasla]

and United Artists!

[@thisissaah_3536]

@crakedskull 43 don't forget emagine!

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

0:26 in Patrick's ending Patrick is trying to think what to wish for Me:

[@homer4635]

0:41 Unless you're forced by mad scientists to watch really bad movies while stranded on a satellite in space.

[@kanegasi]

That's not airplane armrest etiquette. In a row of three, isle gets the isle-facing armrest, window gets the wall (which sometimes comes with an armrest), and middle gets both armrests because it's not as convenient as isle and no wall to sleep on.

[@ChadWSmith]

I like this rule. Let's all make that a rule.

[@l.tc.5032]

To be honest I mastered the art of sharing an armrest. I will make sure my elbow is far enough towards the front that the other person can put their arm further down the armrest too.

[@jqubed]

This is exactly right.

[@charlietuba]

Back when I was growing up in Westchester (part of Los Angeles near LAX) there was a movie theatre that had a "cry room" where you could go watch the movie with your baby and not disturb everybody else.

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

Every movie theatre needs a cry room ASAP.

[@ElJorro]

When I go the movie theatre, I fish large popcorn and drink cup out of the trash and get a free "refill"

[@ronindebeatrice]

ElJorro oh my... where have you been my entire life? I could have saved like $50 on the two dates I've been on in the last 20 years.

[@leogavitt8162]

That’s revolting.

[@bridgecross]

As a parent, I totally agree about the babies thing. For the first three years, until she could sit still and behave, we just didn't go to the movies. What's so hard about that? Seriously, wait 6 months and watch it on-demand at home.

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

I can deal with most annoying people at the movies. But the worst are those who during a sad scene are laughing and talking. And those who are texting! I don't want to see your bright screen in the darkness because its like having an itch I can't get rid of. And then I end up looking away from the screen for a few seconds and forgot what was going on. If you want to text, or talk to someone, or you want to bring your annoying kids... go to something where noise and annoying people is fine like Chuck E Cheese or the mall. I do realize sometimes you can't always get someone to watch your kid, so you bring them to the movie. But the better plan is stay home then and go see the movie another time. With the price of tickets I want my movie to blow me away. Your kid crying all the time distracts me. I would never do it to you.

[@Taradays]

And these days torrenting is so populaur there is no excuse

[@bartzky101]

I wish all movie theaters would show this!!!

[@nickp2271]

0:21, That's the final line in X-men: First Class!

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

"Are you good or bad Magneto? Make up your mind!"

[@wolfiethedog76]

Love this channel! Babies should never be at Movie Theaters,Sporting Events, or concerts...PERIOD!

[@consumermilitia]

"Did he just call me a little girl?!?" XD

[@Adam-zc3of]

Babies in a movie theater (especially in a loud, action movie)....welcome to my life living in Mexico for 3 years.

[@TourettesGuyAdox]

Play THIS at the begining of every movie in every theater in america!

[@dionbakerjr.8736]

It's so hilarious that they choose Mt. Dew...one if the least fizziest sodas ever.

[@priscillaharlins1328]

This had me crackin up!

[@kittenwispy]

Hey Mario and Fafa, can you do the another video, "How To Behave in High School"?

[@speedm222]

1:50 oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!

[@ZeeboonInc]

Now you're making him sounds like a machine gun.

[@buttholebzerker]

Troll 2...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bertinernie]

"I take off my pants....I get some chicken....."

[@shinysnover4182]

"And I YELL AT THE SCREEN!"

[@CwapPlatinum]

Ah, the Avengers Infinity War PSA. 3:13 This did actually happen at my showing of Guardians of the Galaxy 1.

[@Uru19861]

0:41 - Tell that to my sister. She doesnt shut up, and I have to take the blame from others... Hey! What did I do!?

[@samfeldstein4498]

0:35..A perfect example would probably be Norm of the North from this year

[@FreezingFlames]

0:27 My sister and her friends actually were when they saw "Norm of the North"!

[@dr.strangebat9397]

"Please don't talk during the movie. Please, please don't. You should know this by know. What's wrong with you?" For any of those who are still noisy in the theater.

[@Sk4tman91]

"You're no the only one in the movie theater." Yeah. But in 2017 I was in a show of Lego Batman movie and I was the only one watching! No one else was in the hall with me.

[@willie9084]

When I saw the start of the dawn of the return of the planet of the apes of the future, someone brought in a bundle of hate that wouldn't shut up for the first 15minutes and then their was another toddler that kept yelling MONKEY!! But then when some of the scarier parts came on the first baby starting non stop crying and they finally left. I know that people want to watch movies,but preplan to leave your baby somewhere first. I asked my parents how I was at the theater and they said I was always quiet(I was the baby they would take to symphonies). But also don't take your child into a movie were they will be frightened!

[@Dannystar64]

Watched the video yesterday at the cinemas before we went to the screen to watch a movie. No regrets.

[@Destro1873]

On the sneaking in snacks subject: A bag of chips is probably the worst snack you can sneak in. It's both noisy when opening and when eating.

[@GreenforeverLeaf]

It would definitely be good idea for chip eaters if they opened it outside an put it in a plastic bag. It would make eating chips at the movies much better for everyone.

[@TheAsrielDeal]

Destro1873 no pop rocks are louder. Opening them and eating them imagine the popping noise

[@sarahweiler9576]

I work at a theater and here are some of my pet peeves. 1. When going to the bathroom or buying more snacks put your shoes back on or I have to yell at you and can't serve you food because it's against health code. Also ya nasty. 2. Please buy at least one snack. Movie theaters don't make money from ticket sales. MGM, Sony, Disney, etc. do. The money that pays the employees and rent for the building all comes from food sales. So if you're going to sneak something, please at least humor us and buy something too. It'll keep us in business and we'll be less likely to tell you to throw out the same candy we sell that you bought for $1. On that note, Don't bring meals or large quantities of snacks to the theater. Picking up like 12 fast food wrappers and mopping up a guac and cheese spill is a huge insult to us. We shouldn't have to clean up food we don't even sell. 3. Take your baby to the bathroom to change them. First of all you stink up the auditorium. Second, the carpets are gross and I wouldn't put my own naked butt on that carpet, why would you put your baby's? 4. Don't eat out of the cup holder. It may seem like a good idea to portion out your popcorn into them but we don't wash them like restaurant dishes. We just wipe them out with a rag. Some theaters don't clean them at all. So odds are you might get sick. Just sayin. 5. Don't get drunk at the movie theater. You annoy everyone, if you pass out in the middle of your movie you've just wasted your money and now you have to figure out how you're gonna get home if you drove. It's just not worth the hassle my dudes just stay home and watch Netflix. If you read this I hope you learned something and I hope you have an excellent day.

[@Hankshaw47]

Oi, as a tall person I cant help who I am seated in front of! Im given a ticket and and a number. I do ALL I can to not block that view but I cant control who sits behind me!

[@IIGrayfoxII]

That sucks, Where I live you are just given a ticket for the screening. You find a seat you want and if a small person sits behind you, tough luck for them, they knew you were tall, they chose to sit there.

[@cheryldahl9192]

me too! i get to the movie theater early enough to sit where I want without blocking anyone. If someone short sits behind me later, that is their choice.

[@kxrxxnanxpxl3701]

Me too

[@Zappygunshot]

Slouching down sounds like a nice idea at first, but there are two problems with that. A) Space. You cannot magically shrink, your body has to go somewhere, and we all know that there is approximately between zero and minus five leg space in theatres. You are physically blocked from sliding down any. B) OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. Being tall in itself means you're already doomed to a life of back-, neck-, shoulder-, knee-, and just-about-everything-else-pain. Making those people slouch down and crumple up their bodies for up to three hours straight is effectively torture.

[@captainfishhook4274]

Hankshaw well how tall are you?

[@28Down]

This should be played at movie theaters around the nation. Please contact AMC lol

[@onyxtay7246]

1:00 This doesn't happen to me, because I understand how to go before the movie, and how to hold it. But sadly this means I'm stuck getting asked, "what'd I miss?"

[@mattweitman1199]

0:24 Mario: Are you good or bad magneto? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! Gorillas: ushhh! 😂😂😂

[@six-colors8314]

they should play this at the beginning of movies at theatres

[@mcboatner]

I'm glad Fafa gives us permission to bring snacks.

[@august3833]

As a tall person, I always do my best to sit in the very back of the theater so I don't block anyone's view. If I can't go all the way back, I try to at least sit in front of someone who is taller than I and can see over my head.

[@MasynAmazingProductions]

3:07 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's The Baby Kate Crying Sound Effect!

[@chadlofts7926]

This should be shown before every movie..

[@brooklynnthecartoongirl]

3:08 Sound Ideas, HUMAN, BABY - CRYING

[@jon99867]

Was that Troll 2 in the background? That's awesome!

[@charissasmith]

This is funnier than the Annoying Orange.

[@gianlucaturner4793]

Are you good or bad, magneto? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

[@DerailedTrains]

Thanks you for this invaluable tutorial! You have done a great service to moviegoers everywhere!!!

[@tabthecabbit3354]

People are going to laugh at me for this, but you'll should mention that people need to STOP BRINGING UNDERAGED CHILDREN TO RESTRICTED MOVIES. I went to see "Deadpool" back in 2016, and at least 3 different families brought their young children with them, even though it was clearly a Restricted movie. It was ridiculous. I enjoyed "Deadpool", and most of the kids were surprisingly well-behaved, but still.

[@unreal.creature.]

this channel deserves so many more subscribers

[@AlexSWarrior254]

"Everyone loves babies, everyone loves the movies. *NOBODY LIKES BABIES AT THE MOVIES* "

[@alexnovahickman316]

Fafa: What movies have you seen this year? Mario: I saw nothing! Me 2019 and before: Haha! Me 2020 and after: ME TOO!!! 2020 or 2021 anyone?

[@retrogaming1986]

I hear Fujitsu-san from Back to the Future II at 1:06

[@key099able]

Fun thing, I was forced to watch Gulliver travels with my aunt and my sister and the theater was completely empty so I could sit how I wanted .

[@comet-ribbon]

The "tall person" thing isn't a problem at my theater since our seats are stadium-style.

[@madtownmusicnerd]

After working at a movie theater for several years, I believe that this video should be played prior to every showing at every theater.

[@JoeS-du8xo]

they should play this before every movie ever

[@joshualisciarelli6960]

1:54 Ironically, they’re watching Trolls 2 while doing this bit. 😂😂😂

[@nurb101]

"Respect others? Don't tell me what to do! I can't find a sitter so I'm taking my Me-time out of yours!" Why I stopped going to the theater entirely.

[@nightcatcher5]

I am a tall person and honestly, that's not my fault. If the only seat left in the theater is in the middle of the row in front of a child or someone 5'9" or shorter, that is again not my problem. Slouching kills the lower back as well as the knees as no theater ever has enough leg space. Now yes I try to sit in the back row to avoid any of these problems but sometimes you are going to pay $10 to see the back of my head for 2+ hours, and that my friends, is life.

[@scarfacejoe10]

OMG Troll 2 in the background

[@itscompletelyunderstood]

I don't need to pee during the movie, you just go before.

[@atomic7196]

0:48 Let's all go to the lobby!

[@thatoneperidotfan22hart82]

She's in the movie

[@giddytv611]

The amazing bulk is my personal favorite

[@christophercejaChris321]

they should show this before every movie XD

[@liamanaiasauni5949]

U forgot no turkey in the theater and no farting in the theater see ya

[@SunsetTheStupid]

But if you are getting Sneaky Snacks, shouldn’t you just open them when the Trailers are playing?

[@fernandodiaz5303]

I hate it when I get the giraffes! or the front seats... its the worst! PS: Loved the giraffe :)

[@TheSketchyartist3]

If movie theaters would charge people $50 for the ticket purchase of a baby being in the movie theater. People will stop bringing their brats to the movie theater.

[@themovieofawesome]

My mom openly states that Johnny T is her hero! Lol

[@Pipkiablo]

You forgot the rule about not bringing kids to movies that aren't appropriate for their age (which could be an addendum to the baby rule). Let's just say that I went to see Jurassic World last summer and low and behold, some family thought that movie was appropriate for their 5-year-old girl. At first she was talking loudly over the movie, and then the dinosaurs started eating people and all we could hear was screaming and crying until they finally gave up and left.

[@moviemaniac2159]

Some families just never learn.

[@bartholomewfargo]

I had fun identifying all of the movies they were watching! Some excellent choices there!

[@MangoMagica]

I hate having to put up with little crotch droppings at the movies. One kid in front of me was screaming nonstop during Ponyo once, and it completely ruined the experience -_-

[@inaneramblings918]

that sucks and it's such an amazing film

[@MangoMagica]

Agreed

[@inaneramblings918]

Zoe Papillon Ponyo. (and all other miyazaki films) are family movies not kids movies. They're movies that are meant to be enjoyed with a whole family (which they all are very enjoyable) not just the kids like most "kids" movies

[@inaneramblings918]

Zoe Papillon Did I say you can't enjoy it. I was just saying it isn't technically "kids" movies

[@Assasinato2]

dear god @2:38 i lost my shit when he opened that soda

[@TheMovieUniverse]

I hate you Giraffe! Lol. That's me at the movies. I am the Giraffe. Fortunately for everyone I always sit in the back so no one has to say. "I hate you giraffe!"

[@cheryldahl9192]

Remember, The short people are the ones with the problem. They can always move. Haters find reasons to hate I guess. If a short person asked me nicely to trade spots, I would, but I'm not kinking my spine for their comfort. They can move if they can't see. Although some chairs are so comfortable that slouching is easy :) A comfortable chair makes all of us happy lol

[@bbnflpn]

all of these reasons are why they should bring back the drive in. emptiest theater i have ever been in was on valentines day (on a date mind you) to see a movie called "The Jerky Boys" if you don't know about this movie it was the lamest thing i have ever seen, the only people in the theater was me and my date, 2 guys who obviously could not get dates, and some poor girl who was some how tricked in to seeing the movie with her date and was now very angry, all of these things happened (except for the baby) and the cell phone was the girl (this was the time before texting so she was actually talking on the phone) her conversation was more interesting than the movie.