Restaurant Etiquette

Fafa explains some very basic rules for dining out.
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[@acecxke]

The finest example of an amazing KZbin channel killed off by the algorithm

[@masterfarr8265]

Let’s go brandon

[@JamesTobiasStewart]

Oh absolutely, the algorithm suffocated this channel.

[@Thrawner234]

@@masterfarr8265really man

[@ethanlane3055]

Totally

[@MoonLiteWolf]

I love it when the actor's chuckles make it into the video :3

[@moviemaniac2159]

Me too

[@no7674]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4Slo4Opm7d5j7s

[@JawlineJim]

What are you talking about? Last time I checked the puppets are living things.

[@tristan7177]

that little laugh 4:27 XD

[@dariajames6200]

For some reason I had a dream that these guys came back except Mario had longer hair,fafa was wearing a blue shirt and there blog set looked different

[@blippetyblip]

And guys: remember to tip even if your food isn't cooked enough or whatever because that's not the waiter's fault.

[@Mediaright]

Except when it is and they didn't write it down (yes this has happened).

[@peterpiper7441]

So you get there and the food sucks and you can't even eat it and still have to tip?

[@BillNyeTheRussianSpy]

Peter Piper Yup. Waiters shouldn't suffer for the chef's mistakes.

[@charlesshepherd7521]

Peter Piper No, if they mess up your food order, you can have it sent back. I struggled with this the first time, but basically 9 years ago when I was about 13 I was at an open air restaurant and they served me bad food. I had ordered a pizza because I was young and boring back then, when I received it, I began eating and realised there was about enough tomato sauce on it to cover only 1/2 of the pizza. It had so little tomato, I thought several parts tasted like cheesy bread that had been cooked next to pile of tomato sauce, rather than actually having tomato sauce on it. I hated it, so my Dad told me to ask for a pizza with more tomato sauce. Since my family is English, I felt bad for doing this, but my Dad insisted this was how it was in the states. So I did and they replaced the pizza without fuss. I did tip a bit extra and let the waiter know I appreciated the professional way they corrected my order, but that was my personal choice because I was honestly impressed. The waiter seemed surprised and thanked me. It seemed to me like she was surprised to see a 13 year old who wasn't spoiled. Now keep in mind that I rarely do this, but there have been at least 2 occasions since then where I've sent it back. If it's an honest mistake and they're seriously apologetic and gracious enough to correct it, then I'm happy to wait and even tip a little extra. I've never experienced a case where they refused to replace my meal at no extra charge.

[@TeamAdventureRules]

Another moment with Mario not wearing his yellow t-shirt with the green M.

[@tomysshadow]

Yes, but purposefully this time

[@cjd29]

Chairman Kaga in the pic on the back is my fav touch in this ^_^

[@billvolk4236]

Is Mario a giant salamander? He looks like a giant salamander.

[@bassontreble]

It's Chairman Kaga!

[@TheParabola1977]

If I had my own place I'd put up a sign that says "Children 5 and older left unattended will be put to work in the kitchen. Children under 5 will be asked to leave."

[@inquirekinect7600]

Do driving etiquette

[@chandaman701]

But I don't wear a shirt or shoes when I answer to the delivery man so help me what should I do to get service from the delivery man

[@ToxPhy]

I love Hot Pocket gumbo!

[@GloveandbootsOfficial]

[@ALurkingGrue]

OMG Fafa is NAKED!

[@juanmanuelflaherty]

ALurkingGrue, don't spoil, man.

[@grausammesser]

Juan Manuel Flaherty spoil ... or make better?

[@SigPuma]

Please do sidewalk etiquette next!

[@AaronThomasauthor]

I think fafa, zach, and mario should take over as hosts of mystery science theater.

[@CrispyToast]

2:50 I wonder what did Mario do to get banned from IHOP?

[@baercub521]

you should ask that question and see if it ends up on Glove and Boots responds

[@ClydeDay]

***** they just did lol

[@DuBstepAnDa98]

Told the waitress to spell "ICUP"...

[@no7674]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4Slo4Opm7d5j7s

[@OlEgSaS32]

you saw how mario threw the steak at the chef in the video? same thing but a stack of pancakes, much much messier

[@MoiselleTheFae]

Excellent! Now I will be prepared for fine dining. I have but one question left: How many geese am I allowed to bring with me into the restaurant?

[@TitosTheSalty]

Hamburger and Nutella, my friend, hamburger and nutella.

[@cscarpaglia]

[@nigelis2345]

Over 9000.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

6.5

[@tadmore254]

Gen Doukeshi mm

[@YisraelHhagever]

I've watched this video a million times, but now I was watching it with automatic captions, and when Mario said "That's the person that makes your food!" the captions said "That's the person that makes you poop!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 It's immature but who cares?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PRGME7]

YAAAAASSSS POOP!

[@willstarbailey]

Yisrael H turn captions on at 1:04

[@zyberzyber]

no it does not

[@SebbySenpai]

But you forgot the most important rule! Always eat your candy bars with a fork and knife. Or you'll be forever shunned by society.

[@jamesrgamesoffical]

CT-1138 r/woooosh

[@jamesrgamesoffical]

Bea Benbow The Miss Cute and Mean est.2004 r/woooosh

[@JoshuaSteinUkulele]

you got talent!

[@MetFanMac]

"YOU put a shirt on." Classic XD

[@rurutuM]

if i don't take my food into the bathroom with me, it will be stolen by the people at the next table

[@_-destiny-_1050]

Red panda!!!^-^

[@notbobby125]

Automatically tipping your waiter is something that only happens in the US. In Europe, a tip is reserved for a VERY good job.

[@WittingStudios]

notbobby125 My dad does that, and we live in the US.

[@Ultrox007]

notbobby125 It happens in the USA because waiters/waitresses are paid $2.13 an hour when the minimum wage is $7.50 an hour. This is legal in the USA because money-grubbing.

[@VanillaDerp]

notbobby125 Nah. In the us we dont HAVE to tip. Its considered polite, but you dont have to.

[@yourmother3207]

Not tipping is considered rude in the us.

[@KaizokuShojo]

VanillaDerp The thing is, though, that waiters/waitresses are payed so badly that you just feel like a jerk for not leaving SOMETHING, even if they did a terrible job. I really wish eateries would just pay their employees better. If I were to pay above, I want to pay because I am showing appreciation, or perhaps feeling generous. Not because a person couldn't even get the order right but I still know they have bills to pay. They get you with the guilt trips. XD

[@Xazyv]

I wish I could say this wasn't a required viewing for most people...

[@Bobvanksy]

One thing I really hate about American Restaurants it's the tipping system, it's basically an excuse for employers not to pay their employees adequately and blaming the customer for it. Where I live, Tipping is something special, something you do when you're very very pleased with the service and sometimes it's even rude to tip.

[@calwow02]

yes and the tip you would leave in the US system is build into the price of your meal

[@Bobvanksy]

That's a better deal both for the customer and the waiter, the customer gets a package deal with no more obligations or spitburgers, the waiter can work and don't have to worry about cheap tippers.

[@JimTheGinger]

The tipping system is a bit of a double edged sword. Tipping is important because servers are paid shit but not enough people want to try and change the system. A really good server can make a ton of money on tips that would be more than a typical wage would pay so some workers like it but it's unreliable income. The other side to that is shitty servers get tips because it's compulsory and not deserved. The only thing we could do to force change is to collectively stop tipping but that just hurts the servers until either legislation forces employers to post fair wages or the employers use good wages as incentive to work there.

[@Krypto137]

Yeah, people have this excuse that tipping makes food cheaper. But that's bollocks, you can have cheap food AND not require tipping, they're not mutually exclusive. Tipping should be something special to reward good effort, not something mandatory.

[@JimTheGinger]

***** There are state to state differences in wage law that would make employer liability differ. example: in MA, the minimum wage is $8.00/hr. In MA tipped staff may be paid $2.63/hr. If you don't make the equivalent of $8/hr INCLUDING your tips your employer has to make up the difference of only $5.37/hr. The employer is not required to pay the difference if the employee makes it up in tips. So if a server makes $8.01/hr including tips the employer isn't required to pay additional wages at all. It is impossible to live on $8/hr in MA. No other type of employer pays minimum wages in MA. Manual labor jobs, retail, office staff all make well over minimum but of all the servers i know and interact with all get paid minimum. It's a bad system. Also, while they have the opportunity to make more than the minimum through the tip system, it's typically not enough. It's unreliable income and nobody should have to worry about paying their rent because someone decided they weren't going to tip.

[@nickcarbaugh4301]

Im glad i found this channel. I have laughed this hard in ages.

[@Jen18lol]

Nick Carbaugh right!

[@briannaherring5677]

same

[@kodakblank]

Really have you? (I'm pretty sure you meant haven't)

[@thebrokegamer7812]

I DONT CARE ITS A ITALIAN RESTERAUNT I WANT A BURRITO

[@byronchavarria4954]

THEBROKEGAMER 🤭 😆 😂 Ha

[@Aerodeth]

I dont care if it's a bank! *I! WANT! CURLY FRIES!*

[@byronchavarria4954]

THEBROKEGAMER I DONT CARE IF THIS IS JAPANESE RESTAURANT I WANT A BURGER

[@flameonoodle1172]

@Desert Loner You can get sandwiches at chinese places

[@zcarchive2297]

I don't care if it's a British restaurant! I want sushi!

[@marissamay8527]

How did you get banned from IHOP?

[@timebemyfriend]

How did you guys know that I was dealing with annoying customers at work who obviously don't know about restaurant etiquette? Thank you for this video!

[@bradleydevron]

0:39 I don't think so Mario, I doubt watermelon, pineapple, sausage links, or hot pocket packs go into gumbo

[@Dreaded88]

Doesn't go into Gumbo? You're just not trying hard enough! :D

[@guendoff2400]

you must have okra in gumbo... or its not gumbo

[@arandomyoutubeaccount3166]

"Fafa! I don't think we have the right ingredients for gumbo!" So did he.

[@RoseB45]

1. Make up your mind on what you want while you're waiting in line. Don't wait until the server or cashier calls you and then you think about what you want. The menu is there for a reason. 2. If you're ordering food for your group, get their order FIRST then get in line and order your food. Don't ask them from across the room! 3. Have your cash or payment ready after you place your order. Don't take up to 5 minutes to get your money out after you've placed your order. Jack*sses. 4. Check your attitude at the door. Don't snap at the server/cashier who's serving you and has not upset you in anyway. If they have, tell a manager. 5. If the restaurant doesn't have what you want, don't start an argument about why they should. The people working there are just doing their job and have no control over how the restaurant should be run. Just calmly look for another restaurant that does have what you want.

[@dragonfire12119514]

Being involved in the restaurant business (I do carryout so I'm not on the front lines but I talk to waiters and the cooks). We aren't mean enough to spit in your food, but we will be nice and shit. Just don't be dicks and everything moves along smoothly. Subbing food is fine. JUST DON'T DO IT ONCE YOUR FUCKING ORDER IS PLACED! So yea...just my thoughts and the rest of my co workers thoughts.

[@Rebby2000]

As someone whose been a waitress? This - though I'd add "Don't let your kid wander around the restaurant and annoy other customers" and "Don't ask for things you know you're going to want one at a time - particularly if you've been there and had it before." Yes, people do both of those and they will make the wait staff hate you. [Oh, and yes - We do gossip about you when you pull shit like that.]

[@jacksquatjb]

Thank you for making these. Everyone needs to watch these, because apparently people don't have common sense any more. If you haven't already, can you make one about interacting with people who work retail? As a retail salesman, sometimes customers treat me like a second class citizen...

[@Robstafarian]

I hope your boss treats you well.

[@jacksquatjb]

***** Oh he does, but some customers... Luckily I have more good customers than rude ones, but I there are some days...

[@Moonbeam143]

I wish all the people who came into Panera followed this video.

[@mollyraymff]

Freaking yes! I work there too, and it's horrible how bad people act, you should go on Twitter to paneraprobs

[@Moonbeam143]

Cool. I'll check it out!

[@mommy2471]

Molly Ray how badly do they act?

[@mollyraymff]

Idk how to explain it, there's just something about going to a restaurant that makes people act rude:( thankfully not all of them do.

[@darkmage07070777]

No shirt and no shoes?? Meh, at least I don't have to wear pants, then...

[@MuttonTheDragon]

Maybe I'm just American, but I picked up on this stuff just growing up. How many people really have these problems?

[@TechyBen]

Whoooooosh. :)

[@ZiCell]

actually MOST of people ((

[@Takkiebos]

Keep digging.

[@CardTrickmedia]

Started the vid with my headphones on without realising I had my volume up too high and bricked it when the gorilla roared. Well, I haven't been sleeping well for the last few months anyway

[@卂丂千]

If you turn on auto subtitles it says The chef the person that makes your poop.

[@kingrahzar9351]

+Hannah Sokolowski funny i saw the same thing when i turn on mine

[@Christine.3671]

It's kinda true

[@zyberzyber]

mine doesn't

[@antoniomerette8393]

Even worse is that my English captions said "the cock" instead of the cook

[@skippymcflippynipsoldchann9983]

*Kiwwerwabbit* they kinda do because they make the food you poop out

[@Rathial]

you can't order chicken wings on your pizza? what kind of hellish world is this!?

[@Aeonoftherift]

You kinda can.. but it's pretty expensive.

[@tabthecabbit3354]

You can get that kind of pizza at Cici's Pizza.

[@obsidianscale5380]

Why does Mario wear a shirt, but Fafa doesn't?

[@mimaesthetic2517]

Mario looks weirrrrrrrd without a t-shirt,

[@bigdream_dreambig]

Better to ask why Mario wears a shirt, but no pants.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

I don't understand about tipping. I've never tipped anyone in my life. Can someone explain to me why tipping is important. I live in a small rural town in Australia so I'm not being a jerk about not tipping people. You would get weird looks if you tried to give someone a tip here.

[@DeathmetalPersian]

Its not. Its a western practice where restaurant owners have socially forced the customers to pay their own staff for them. It is in every sense, social welfare.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

***** We have laws here that prevent Employers from underpaying their employees. Doesn't America have laws like that?

[@DeathmetalPersian]

EweChewBrrr they have laws that give restaurant owners exceptions to paying their staff fair wages, because of tips. Min wave average is about 7.50. Waiters are legally allowed to be paid around 3 dollars an hour because they have the opportunity to get tips.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

***** That's ridiculous! It sounds like the government is trying to eradicate that form of work by massively underpaying the people. Is it only in the restaurant field or are there other sectors of the work force affected by this too?

[@DeathmetalPersian]

EweChewBrrr mainly restaurants. This isnt new, its been like this since the 30's i think. Other places where you should tip in america are for food deliveries (but not package deliveries), getting your hair cut, and sometimes college kids at coffee shops beg for tips too. Pretty much any job a college kid works at they beg for tips at.

[@spoods4628]

"Oh, and tip your waiter." Oh, America.

[@bland9876]

I'm with Mario on forgetting that part (because I'm poor)

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

I don't want them to spit in my food so yes I always tip. Exception being if the waiter was absolutely awful.

[@user-vs6uj3we1o]

Aren't you eating the food before tipping?

[@YisraelHhagever]

Spoods The Milkman Uh… it's not just America. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

[@gabrielrangel956]

Yisrael H It's different in America, it's the only place where it's expected of you.

[@LitwinOnTour]

I literally just took of my shoes and shirt and sat in front of the computer with a plate of bolognese on my stomach to watch something cool. Then 0:47 came along xD

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

2:18 "HEY! I WANT A CHEESEBURGER! AND I WANT IT MEDIUM RARE, BUDDY!" That cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

[@xmenforever4764]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

@@xmenforever4764 hehehehehe

[@clapetto]

3:09 In Italy, we have the "3 P" rule. With your hands you can eat Pizza, Pollo, Pane (translated: pizza, chicken and bread)

[@googleprofiel6814]

What about fries? You can't eat fries with knife and fork...

[@mommy2471]

Cranky Cool a cool fact about that is they did originate in France but when they got to america they were renamed freedom fries because it was WW1 or WW2 cant remember which one

[@Speckledorf12]

"Fries are France not Italy. Hence the name French fries..." -Cranky Cool , 2014 BOOM

[@jrallen175]

grant walker Actually there is dispute as to whether they originated in France or Belgium. And the name was changed to Freedom Fries in 2003 by then Committee of House Administration Bob Ney as his way to stick it to France for not supporting the Iraq war. Incidentally, French Doors were renamed to Freedom Doors around the same time. But after almost everyone stopped supporting the Iraq war, the name quietly died out.

[@Zanyares]

James Allen France, Belgium, same thing, They're both just there for English and Germans to settle their differences.

[@123emilymason]

1:34 BOMBS AWAY!

[@aguilobo]

Sometimes I feel these videos are intended for space aliens who are attempting to assimilate into human culture. That's fine if they are your intended audience, but then you should really have subtitles in Klingon, Ewok, and binary.

[@JackandAnnie180]

How Did You Get Banned From The IHOP

[@Dreaded88]

Well, they usually draw the line when you try to Shoot-Up, or Smoke a Blunt, or Crystal, right at the table!

[@ashleyburton1937]

I'd love to see one that goes into detail about fancy dining - place setting, how to use your napkin, how to talk to others, how to ask the waiter for things, how to cut meat and eat pasta, etc. I love the humor in this though!

[@Confuzledish]

How much for the women?

[@straightjacket219]

100 for full, 50 handy, 200 for anal.

[@SuperFRS]

1:05 turn on English auto caption for a present surprise.

[@donutnugget8348]

lol i got: that's the person that makes you poop!

[@nerdbot4446]

Whats the background-music at 1:28?

[@ChickenWilickers]

I've always hated tipping. It always make me so uncomfortable, knowing that quite a few waiters are heavily dependent upon tips just to make ends meet, but knowing at the same time that they haven't really done anything than just bring my food to the table. And then the amount you're supposed to tip is also quite vague, plus that you're a student with limited money also. ARRRGH, I just wish restaurants would include the tip in the advertised price.

[@MorgansMelodies]

I'm a waitress! I CAN HELP! Tipping should be 15% of the entire bill. So say your bill was 25$: 2.50 is 10% of that, so then add another dollar or two! That should be around 15% :) But if you honestly feel like service was bad, leave a tip under 10%. Hopefully your server will realize they were at fault and do better in the future. And I know students have little money, but even still, if you can afford to go out to eat you should be able to afford to leave a tip. That should always be part of the bill. Prepare in advance. Good tippers and nice customers are worshipped at restaurants.

[@AKNismo]

Waiters do a lot more than "just bring your food to the table." If you've never worked in a restaurant, obviously, you wouldn't know this. You'd be extremely surprised what is asked of, and what they deal with.

[@ChickenWilickers]

AKNismo You're right I've never worked at a restaurant, I'd imagine waiters/waitresses would have to clean, take out trash, help open, and all sorts of other misc. tasks. However, I cannot understand why a restaurant's waiter/waitress should get tips when the people who work at retail or fast food places don't. The only difference that I see is that the waiters/waitresses would be bringing the food to you. I work as a contractor, and hell if I ask for tips, I turn it down outirght. I can't imagine I'm doing anything more than the job description. My understanding was that tips are to encourage the best customer experience, but I've never actually felt as though my dining experience was any different from that of a fast food restaurant in any meaningful manner. I hope to god I'm not coming across as a prick, I would have no qualms if there was a standardized tip that wasn't shown to customers but included in the price of food.

[@SmartRascalStudios]

3:01 He’s not even embarrassed to say Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N’ Fruity! Mario should’ve worn a pair of fake mustache and nose glasses.

[@SmartRascalStudios]

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[@zacharytuttle3583]

😆 lol lol The video made Laguhing so hard i feel like Sal vulcano when i was laughing i may be cary little bit And my Teacher say are crying

[@Traig_Born2006]

2:44😡rude.

[@f-zilla7347]

Gloves and Boots was part of my Trinity of Childhood KZbin gods; James Rolfe, Monster Island Buddies, and Gloves and Boots.

[@PurifierUnit37]

Could you guys make a Fast Food Etiquette video? I think it'd be important since the workers there get a lot less respect than people at hosted restaurants sadly.

[@straightjacket219]

becuse usaly annoying Highschool kids flipping burgers or secend jobs.. if thats your coreer choice. im sorry son, 99 problems but your not one. you fail at life.

[@Hamatokameko]

straightjacket219 And this is why we need a Fast Food Etiquette video.

[@onyxtay7246]

Fast food is good as a first job, but if you're not a manager you'll want to get out quick. I spent 9 months at an Arbys, I liked my time there, and didn't have too many problems with people being jerks. But I saw people get very angry at coworkers, and coworkers get angry at other people. It's all about the way you interact with the customers. Being polite, and showing you want to help can get you through a lot of tough situations. With the right attitude you can even enjoy it. If you don't have that attitude then you'd better learn to cook. Also, as etiquette to cashiers at fast food: read off the order before finalizing it. It gives your cooks extra time, and gives your customer a chance to make sure you got the order right.

[@MarioBrosFan1000]

I’ve Been Wondering Where they get those Royalty Free Music from. or at least know the names of each of the tracks to Know what They’re Called?

[@amomoftoo]

I dare you to make a movie theater etiquette

[@Wawagirl17]

Yes, PLEASE!

[@arverite7311]

They did now check it out

[@amomoftoo]

I did

[@Wawagirl17]

I couldn't believe they really did it! They do listen to requests. lol

[@amomoftoo]

Victory screech!

[@EagleEyedViewer96]

Anyone else like to take off their shirts and their shoes and put their plates on their stomachs and watch television when they eat?

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

“There goes my soufflé!” I have been laughing at that part for 5 minutes!

[@RumourRS]

The roaring gorilla at the beginning of the video is the sound effect of Ursa from Dota 2!

[@olegtarasovrodionov]

2:55 Is it being nice to the restaurant by saying that it banned creatures or people that don't exist and it didn't actually ban?

[@engleshen]

I wished you've made a video about Restaurant Etiquette while being a vegan :D

[@ALurkingGrue]

OMG! Fafa is NAKED!!!

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Nah, he's wearing his fur coat.

[@bradypus55]

"Eating out is a social experiment" ...ladies... *wink*

[@samfeldstein4498]

Has anyone ever been sent to jail for staying too long at a restaurant after paying before?

[@myspot8579]

Who here is watching this in 2020, where you can't do any of this?

[@Ultrox007]

I tend to order like a douche, but it's because of my countless allergies... I tip 20%... If they get it right...

[@DiegoFloorsilva]

Tipping is one of my least favorite things about the US.

[@TheTeaspoonandco]

Farts... you forgot them so they are a-ok

[@vojtechsova174]

of course they are :D nice channel btw

[@SamuelJohnKing]

wow, I din't believe it, but your channel actually is pretty nice!

[@SirWeeWahTheThird]

Yoo should do driving etiquette

[@ScottThrowerSir]

I love it when they leave in puppeteer laughter!

[@TMF48_148]

You Know What? This Is My most Favorite Glove and Boots Video! :D

[@Rippyboy121]

Mario never fails to make me laugh.

[@ingrid_inthesky]

Never piss off the people who handle your food or do your hair.

[@FoggedTears]

Who takes food with them into the bathroom?

[@mariajacobo32]

some fatasses who cant put there plate down for one second.

[@SonicJrandSarah]

I know it's wrong to leave and not pay, but what harm can paying and not leave do? It's not that I would want to stay at the restaurant after I was finished with my dinner, but what harm can staying do?

[@ofree8174]

+Eli J. Brony Well resteraunts don't like it when u do that cause u take a chair where a customer could sit, so they kick u out

[@Wawagirl17]

"This is the easiest part. Just pay and leave. But you have to do both. You can't leave and not pay, and you can't pay and not leave." Why does that part crack me up so much?

[@arandomyoutubeaccount3166]

I'm wondering that too!

[@undoneonion90]

What? You're telling me Hot Pockets aren't proper ingredients for gumbo?!

[@ReddishSunset]

I think these silly how-to videos and PSAs were some of the most clever stuff Glove and Boots ever did. I was hooked on stuff like the candy crush saga video and few things really compared to that era of your videos. I think that's where the heart of the show really was.

[@sytherwusky]

2:29 I do that all the time I go out for dinner with friends

[@VeritasUnae]

I love that you guys cracked up on the last line, it was such a zinger! :'D

[@tinkywinky9087]

1:15 No, stop it! I love that line.

[@parasiticuspikminicus2896]

"You put a shirt on." PRICELESS!

[@AmyAndTheMarbles]

Being picky and replacing stuff is ok when you have food allergies. Also, if you have food allergies, make sure to let the waiter know, as they will be very careful with your order for fear of being sued.

[@gameguild1555]

In The Netherlands we do not tip

[@fafaardolino835]

aww man

[@jameslaidler4259]

fafa ardolino It's an American thing. Prohibition severely impacted profits from alcohol sales at restaurants, so waiters took pay cuts, or sometimes no pay. So tipping came along. In most cases back then it was literally all they got money wise. And the practice stuck around since owners didn't want to pay wait staff well.

[@derkhaslol]

You mean YOU don't tip.

[@cyclopsmoose2158]

the subtitles say the waiter is the one that makes you poop

[@Bramble451]

Nice chest hair, Mario. Very European!

[@E483]

"Very European!" ???????????

[@Bramble451]

It's a joke. I'm apparently older than you.

[@E483]

You make a assumption. It is certainly a joke about a cliché, but I'm european (the reason of ???). But you are so proud to explain? It does't sadden me so far. I count on Fafa now!

[@Bramble451]

Not sure what to say about it, really. Once upon a time there was a stereotype in America about European men having hairy chests and proudly displaying them. Old men in Speedos on the French Riviera and whatnot. It's perceived as overly macho.

[@byronchavarria4954]

2:24 “I Don’t Care If This An 🇮🇹 Italian Restaurant I Want 🌯 Burrito” Got Me Laughing 😂😂😂

[@IJVin]

Do people really bring their food into the bathroom? Why is that a thing?

[@TecktonikUSA]

'Murica. In Freedumb and Diabeetus we trust.

[@cyanmanta]

It's not a "thing", it's a joke.

[@RailRide]

Seen it happen once, maybe a couple of years ago. Old Country Buffet (i.e. 'pay once, serve yourself, all you can eat') in York, PA. Dude loaded his plate, went into the toilet stall, shut the door and...well the rest is self explanatory. Either he was multitasking, or he was really antisocial. Was unaware it happened at all until I witnessed it first hand.

[@NickBouwhuis]

Tipping is an American thing right? What are the standards to tipping? I'm going on a trip to New York next year, as a Dutch guy, what should I know before going to a restaurant? Thanks!

[@brandonnagle5297]

Waiters get paid less than minimum wage. They need tips to make a salary.You can tip them whatever u want/ You usually tip the waiters 10-20% of the meal total depending of the quality of the waiter.

Brandon Nagle As an addendum...don't punish the waiter if the chef is having a bad day. Complain to the manager.

[@AnxietyRomanoff1994]

I'm so glad I found a channel that makes me crack up so much like this one.

[@vianny.o]

My teacher showed us this video 😂😂

[@toriland79]

People who order a dish with multiple substitutions are the worst.

[@JMcMillen]

Agreed. If you don't like what the dish comes with, order something else.

[@anyastazya]

John McMillen Because god forbid those of us with food allergies and other health issues eat in public, right? Most of us are not doing it to make your job harder and I work in customer service, too, and know people can be annoying but working with food... it bugs me when servers like you guys roll your eyes at me or don't take it seriously, and then I get my food and it's not how I ordered because depending on severity of conditions you could put someone in the hospital.... so it may be annoying but get over it. I had a manager lose her job and face possible legal problems because we were out of some sugar free item and in a bad mood, she lied to customer who needed to have sugar free items. She gave the woman a regular item and the women ended up having a seizure in our parking lot! So please try to remember that next time you want to get all bitchy over substitutions.

[@anyastazya]

anyastazya And before it's said, I do know there are some places I can't eat... or can't eat without medication like anyone with food allergies knows, too. But I should be able to ask for some level of reasonable understanding when I ask for certain items not be included in my food. And usually I'll ask nicely first "Hey, can I get this item without the --?" and if not, move on.

[@mommy2471]

anyastazya i agree

[@toriland79]

anyastazya Do not get me wrong. If you have serious food allergies I was not referring to you. I do not want you to die so obviously if you are allergic to something do let your server know about that. I was referring to people like the example in the video who order one thing and by the time they are done with the substitutions. Like ordering a deluxe bacon cheeseburger and saying you don't want the cheese or the bacon or other things that make it a deluxe. So basically you want a burger which we also have on the menu. Genius!

[@neilthompson1780]

Fafa, Mario, You guys are the best! I'd love to see you do A blog on Ebay and Craigslist!. I know you've been there,and If you're willing to do a video on Restaurant Etiquette, I can't see any reason why you wouldn't throw this in a blog. This is a comedy Gold mine waiting to be explored. imagine the possibilities. People selling junk that is worthless. People buying junk and paying for it like it's a cure for cancer. What is the real value of Pamela Anderson's bikini from Bay watch? Do I need to say more!? You never let me down, so keep up the good work guys.

[@Roze_aye]

my god these 2 could have been thriving with covid related videos, like how to social distance and what not... i miss them

[@connerayotte5393]

do you know what happened?

[@asdf30111]

I though sitting on people was ok if I wanted to sit there. Eating some else food is ok if I am hungry. That just going over board. I AM HUNGRY!!!11!!

[@TinTester3911]

0:09 - 0:14 Sounds like my family reunions.

[@madladwhosvlad16]

Shall we discuss this over a *bLoOmiNG oNiOn*

[@TheParabola1977]

Yeah, I guess those are the basics from a customer's point of view. Let me give you a few real tips that they didn't talk about. 1) Tips are 90 percent of a server's income. If they don't do their job then, yes, give them a lower tip. If they give good service, you are socially obligated to tip a minimum of 15 percent of your bill. If you don't, then you are an ass, plain and simple, go to McFuckingDonalds. And you don't want to be "marked" as a notoriously poor tipper (who never tips decently regardless) by a business, trust me on this one. 2) Don't get mad at the restaurant staff because you didn't read the menu. The menu is your friend, it will tell you what comes on something so that you can say "hey, I don't want that". 3) Another good rule of thumb is if you would be embarrassed to do something in front of your mother, don't do it in a restaurant. No, not that, I mean in the way you behave. 4) Insults= I wouldn't eat your food after you use one, enough said. Sure, it's a felony to mess with food but you still ate a chicken sandwich with extra fecal matter. 5) If you are in a hurry, do NOT sit down at a restaurant (esp. if there's a wait for a table). They make special restaurants called "fast food" establishments for that. Just a tip. 6) Just relax. Not everyone who works in a restaurant is the best at what they do. Not every doctor is the best doctor. Not every cop is the best cop. Get me? If a restaurant doesn't provide good service and good food they simply don't last. Yes, make your displeasure known but do it in a firm but polite manner. If the matter isn't resolved, don't go back and tell people about your experience with the place.

[@darklightblackwhite7680]

When Mario was panicking over fresh and fruity pancakes, the subtitles said" I want to try and do the fresh and fruity!" just thought id say now I want some etiquette